What A Pump & Dump Looks Like

The Washington Post recently matched up two 30-somethings in DC for their Date Lab feature.

The man: solid job, Ivy League background, decent looks
The woman: unattractive

She indirectly admits that her standards are changing due to her rapidly decreasing value…

He’s a little bit, not preppy, but more clean-cut than I would usually go for. But he’s more the type of person I’m looking for now.

Translation: “I would not have dated him ten years ago, but guys aren’t exactly knocking down my door anymore.” It’s no surprise she practically falls in love with him. They kissed at the end of the first date and all signs point to sex on the second..

Ben was about to head out of town … so these two motivated daters got together again the very next night, before he shipped out. Unfortunately, it now seems some personal issues might take Ben out of Washington for the foreseeable future. “It’s bad timing,” Wendy laments. “If those things weren’t going on, we might see each other again.”

But check out this anonymous comment..

Ben is lying, I just saw him two nights ago. He is in town.

He pumped her, realized he didn’t want to buy a depreciating asset that has ridden the DC carousel, then dumped her. It looks like she’s going to have to lower her standards just a bit more.

55 thoughts on “What A Pump & Dump Looks Like”

    1. Put a pair of sunglasses on that broad and she would BE sammy hagar. Unattractive indeed.
      They both seem like a couple of poseurs.

      1. That’s not true! She/it looks like Sammy Hagar doing a guest spot on Bosom Buddies! Get it right!

  1. And the hoards of self diluted hamsters all cried in one singular voice….noooooooooooooooooooo

      1. good…women in this generation deserved to be pumped and dump…this is THEIR FAULT OF wanting to be fun and lived thier life to the fullest by doing things that please the but also indirectly hurting other people like their sweet innocent ex boyfriend, nice guys and more……..ALL NEW GENERATION GIRLS AND WOMEN DESERVED TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT..FUCK AND THROW LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT!!

  2. Interesting– but why do girls over thirty get such a bad rap on the blogosphere? I’m dating a girl who’s late thirties who’s amazing in bed and still very cute. It seems girls really hit their own after thirty. Would love to see more about “Older game”

  3. You know the tables have turned when the guy is using lines on the chick (being out of town). A line that has been used on my frequently.

  4. Older women don’t have a “bad rap”. Same way chuck steak doesn’t have bad rap. It just wouldn’t be the go-to meat if you had sirloin and filet mignon for almost the same price

    1. Totally good way to look at it. It’s not a bad rap as such; it is what it is!!!

      1. With the easy accessibility of exercising, healthy good, cosmetics and yes, even botox, girls who enter 30s in good shape have plenty of time left to be attractive. Plus the immaturity of today’s younger women (and many men, granted) is so frustrating that I have stopped dating women under 28 (I am mid-30s). I can barely even stand to be with younger women for a few hookups. So many of them behave like high school girls except even more entitled since they now have a pay check and think they are the greatest thing to ever walk on the earth.

        1. good…women in this generation deserved to be pumped and dump…this is THEIR FAULT OF wanting to be fun and lived thier life to the fullest by doing things that please the but also indirectly hurting other people like their sweet innocent ex boyfriend, nice guys and more……..ALL NEW GENERATION GIRLS AND WOMEN DESERVED TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT..FUCK AND THROW LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT

      2. About as long as it takes for you to hit the wall, plus, cougars are hot right now.

        1. We’re finding out, now, that the whole cougar wave was just a hoax to drive up the value of aging women. This age group was being pushed on society (and becoming invisible to men) because of the competition with the newer, younger flock of women. Sex and the City sold most of them on the fact that they could have their cake and eat it too…but they’re now finding out the opposite has happened. Old, worn out Chevy truck versus the new improved one. lol

        2. The cougar wave is still riding high, we now have a fresh breed of sabertooths, women are human beings, not cars, not animals and not your enemy.

        3. I disagree. Men will get involved with this aging females, for a short time, until they figure out what many of us already know….not worth the time.

        4. Older women arnt just ‘commodities’ that devalue over time. They are women that have lived, loved, procreated, worked and are valuable to the families they’ve raised. Being a woman in a mans world isn’t always easy, I’ve been subjected first hand, sexism, sexual harassment is a reality. Were constantly being judged, oppressed and the rules are ever changing. Im no a feminist, but I instill in my kids that being a good human is more important than being pretty, skinny, and to rely on their skills to get what they want in life. I guess that’s why my marriage is successful,we focus on what’s really important, working hard and being a kind person.

        5. You’ve just described the roles that a woman ‘should’ play but then you go on to say ‘ a man’s world’.
          Listen, if women aren’t getting everything they should be (today) out of life then it’s their own fucking fault. I get tired of hearing about the things that a woman doesn’t have. Women don’t get equal pay because they are shitty at negotiating. I didn’t rely on a man or woman to get paid what I’m worth…I demanded it (and got it) – I didn’t blame a woman. Women having access to more shit today and many are still crying about ‘yesterday’.
          Get over it, get your ass out there and live life. God knows everyone is tired of listening to the fucking complaining.

        6. Your coming from the perspective of a white(presumably) male, who has only had to get where you want without added oppression. Women are still fighting for fair rights, some women are still oppresed. We’ve had to and have to fight for what we deserve, that’s what the feminist movement was about. If we all started on a level playing field, I might agree with you. But history tells it differently. Being judged on merits, demanding what we want, gets all types of criticism. If were demanding, we’re bitches, if we want eqal rights we’re whinging entitled dykes, if we put work before kids, we’re vinegar tits. On and on it goes. Not just from men, but women too. What do you suggest? We stands by and do nothing? Make up your mind, you men talk about traditional roles, yet complain we arnt assertive enough.

        7. Again..can I stand here and cry (today) when I don’t get what I want? You women sit there and complain (either way) because you’re not getting something today. Then, when you get it you bitch about something else you’re not getting. White, American women (we’ll start with this bunch of entitled women) have it so god damn good it’s ridiculous…yet they still bitch about something they are not getting. On top of that, it’s blame the men or it’s still a man’s world? Give me a fucking break with this nonsense.
          If women can’t get what they want (in today’s society with all of the beta men catering to their every need) then I don’t know what you all are going to do.
          I’d just like to see a little more of today’s ’empowered’ women taking on a little more personal responsibility (and or accountability) for their own actions versus using that tired old excuse – it’s a man’s fault.
          Remove men…and again…women will tear each other down. All you have to do is step into any work environment with all women to see an example of it. Women hold women back (and down)…..not men (or the man’s world).

        8. Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch . . . you whine because you want a level playing field, but most of you who claim that’s what you want, really desire advantages and revenge. Women don’t behave any better than men when in positions of power and you want to achieve that using lower standards, like when testing for physically demanding jobs. It’s not the men who need to make up their minds–it’s women.
          Now, be a good cum rag and get me a beer.

        9. What Man worth a damn is out there marrying these aging cougars? What Man worth a damn is out there actually committing to them? No one. You confuse pumping & dumping these things with actually committing to them.

  5. Is DC really that bad of a town to pick up women? You guys should visit Augusta, GA sometime. You’d be thanking your lucky stars. Actually, don’t come here. It’s a shithole.

    1. DC is a fembot-friendly career town – a favorite for fembots who can’t take NY or Chicago.

    2. good…women in this generation deserved to be pumped and dump…this is THEIR FAULT OF wanting to be fun and lived thier life to the fullest by doing things that please the but also indirectly hurting other people like their sweet innocent ex boyfriend, nice guys and more……..ALL NEW GENERATION GIRLS AND WOMEN DESERVED TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT..FUCK AND THROW LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT!!!

  6. It wasn’t a pump and dump (you can read about what happened in the paper). I met Wendy recently & she’s very nice and pretty. In a poorly lit restaurant like Pesce, I’d be surprised anyone would look great in a disposable camera pic taken there. I’m genuinely confused as to why you will try to tear even kind women down who respect men, as she did in the article. I used to be an angry, judgmental person & I’m not anymore and I’m happier. I wish the same for you all.

  7. I don’t follow this. Have the integrity to tell her you’re not interested. Btw, most of my single male friends are somewhat preppy Ivy League types and I see this pattern recurring constantly. The girl is not particularly attractive, a bit old, may have a child at home, and falls in love with the guy instantly.

  8. Totally varies. Some women start going downhill at ~32, some in their mid-40s (although the latter is pretty rare). The critical thing is what they think. Nothing is as miserable as dating a woman who thinks she is losing her looks (whether she actually is or not ).

    1. good…women in this generation deserved to be pumped and dump…this is THEIR FAULT OF wanting to be fun and lived thier life to the fullest by doing things that please the but also indirectly hurting other people like their sweet innocent ex boyfriend, nice guys and more……..ALL NEW GENERATION GIRLS AND WOMEN DESERVED TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT..FUCK AND THROW LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      1. That’s maybe a little harsh but your point is noted — there is something germane to this generation that seems directly motivated to do as you say.

  9. Not a good looking girl to say the least. The guy seems perfectly fine — better looking than me. Clearly he can do much better than her and that takes ten seconds to deduce.

  10. good…women in this generation deserved to be pumped and dump…this is THEIR FAULT OF wanting to be fun and lived thier life to the fullest by doing things that please the but also indirectly hurting other people like their sweet innocent ex boyfriend, nice guys and more……..ALL NEW GENERATION GIRLS AND WOMEN DESERVED TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT..FUCK AND THROW LIKE A PIECE OF MEAT

  11. Women don’t prepare for the future, they leave that up to the guys they’re trying to nail down. Then they’re stunned and bewildered when they get older.

  12. He is NOT decent looking. Completely unattractive. You, Roosh, on the other hand, are hot.

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