Everything You Need To Know About Croatian Girls

1. Croatian girls are tall, tan, and thin. They primarily have a Mediterranean complexion of light olive skin, brown hair, and brown eyes, though blondes are not uncommon. Their long necks accentuate graceful, model-like figures. They have round asses but generally small breasts. They are, hands down, the most beautiful girls I’ve seen in my European travels, blowing away just about everywhere else except for pockets in the Baltics. They are both sexier and hotter than Polish and Ukrainian girls.

2. While Croatian girls are feminine, they seem ready for Westernization. Girls openly complain about wearing heels. If god came down from the sky and told them they didn’t have to be feminine anymore, the streets would be littered with makeup kits, shoes, and other beauty accessories. There’s a lazy “Why bother?” vibe I picked up, meaning it’s no surprise that there’s a high acceptance of hipsterism and the sloppy dress that it entails.

3. Most girls are sweethearts, but several negative personality traits will reveal themselves to you after a while. Girls can be crass, picky, lazy, and, most importantly, critical. Croatian girls are the pickiest I’ve encountered, with many girls openly criticizing me early in the approach about my physical flaws or chosen line of conversation. Not only will they constantly judge you, but they will do so in undiplomatic terms. The more confident the girl is, the more you’ll encounter these negative personality traits.

4. They are hypergamous by nature. Girls with boyfriends will be completely open to an approach, not dropping that fact until late in the game. For this reason I’ve made it a requirement to ask about the boyfriend within 15 minutes. Whether that’s good game or not, it made the difference for me in not getting strung along in text messaging hell with girls who wanted to play the field while in a relationship. Unfortunately, a large percentage of Croatian girls have boyfriends, but of course there are still many single girls around.

5. Almost all girls speak English. Everyone has to learn it in school from a young age.

6. Foreigners are well-liked. It’s not that Croatian girls don’t like their own dudes, but they feel that their country is boring and dull. They want to meet guys from exciting places like United States and England.

7. They offer a much better ROI than Ukrainian girls. In Ukraine you have the tough Eastern mentality, transactional female natures, rectum cities, and language barriers. In Croatia you have a pleasant capital city with English speakers and girls who are easier to get into bed. It’s a no-brainer to pick Croatia over Ukraine, though the verdict is still out on who makes a better girlfriend. Beware: the word is out on Croatian girls and you will have to deal with other love tourist competition in the next five years.

8. My game in Croatia automatically turned cocky because of the amount of attitude I encountered. The attitude wasn’t automatic, but it happened enough where I had to turn on the parts of my game that I haven’t used since America, especially when it came to getting cockblocked or bitched out by a fat friend. As long as you stay out of the snobbiest venues in the city, you shouldn’t have too many problems with this.

9. Isolation away from friends is key. Once you master isolation, you master banging Croatian girls. The move that helped me isolate and led to the most bangs was “Let’s go for a walk.” You must resist all her attempts to de-isolate in the form of bringing girlfriends along. If you’re going for a fast bang, there is no benefit to trying to wow her social circle.

10. The older women (approaching 30) put out many spinster characteristics that are similar to their American counterparts. Their attitude is rougher, they play a lot of games, and they constantly test you. At an age where they should have a softer vibe in the hopes of competing against their younger counterparts, they can be a pain in the ass to deal with. I preferred to work in the 19-23 year old range.

11. Hot women over 24 are looking for rich dudes, even sponsors. You’ll be able to smell them a mile away: impeccably dressed and done-up with the highest heels but wearing a constant bitch face. They don’t care if the guy is in the mafia or in the board room as long as he’s a big fish. As Western culture infects Croatia and destroys the nuclear family, I predict you’ll have a lot of attractive older women waiting for a wealthy man to marry them. Ten years down the line, this may set up an excess supply issue that facilitates Croatian mail-order bride businesses.

12. Ignore reports on the internet that Croatian sea resorts during the summer are a great place to bang local girls. I found this to be hype. The sea resorts are huge sausage fests (both foreign and domestic sausage) and the girls know their value. It’s not uncommon for them to be surrounded by gangs of friends. While you can still do it, it’s far easier to bang a girl you meet in Zagreb in the middle of summer using day game than to compete with a bunch of horny, drunk guys on the seaside.

In spite of the many downsides you’ve just read, the average men will appreciate the talent in Croatia more than my diminishing favorite, Poland. My experience in Croatia did take away the glow I had on Polish girls because the quality I banged in Croatia was indisputably higher. The only question is if the party will continue as more love tourists head to Zagreb.

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162 thoughts on “Everything You Need To Know About Croatian Girls”

  1. Ah, good old Trg Jelačić Square..
    Zagreb. I can’t believe how often I went to that place. 🙂

  2. “The only question is if the party will continue as more love tourists head to Zagreb.”
    I don’t think you have anything to fear in this regard. During the cold war, Yugoslavia (and especially the croatian part) opened their borders for tourists from Western Europe to get some much needed cash in so-called hard currencies. Many germans went there to spend the holidays and brought back croatian wives and apparently there are still enough left…

    1. Actually, the opposite case was much more frequent. Czech TV did a report not too long ago about “Croatian Doves” (local men who would hunt female tourists and nail them) who fathered children with Czech women who were on vacation and returned there.

      1. yeah I heard of “doves” as well. No surprise it was with Czech women though cause they were probably flattered to be approached by handsome Croatian men as opposed to their funny looking Czech men.

  3. Just call them Yugoslavian, that should get them talking and yourself a good spray…
    Long live Field Marshal TITO!!

    1. They’re assorted by religion.
      Catholic Yugoslavs = Croats
      Muslim Yugoslavs = Bosniaks
      Orthodox Yugoslavs = Serbs

        1. I am Croat and for certain I am not Catholic. How stupid one needs to be to mix up nationality with religious belief?

    1. Do you really have to be given everything on a silver plate?Meditteranean countries have never been pussy paradises,climate and tons of tourists make wonders to a woman’s attitude.

  4. Speaking as a Croatian I can safely say that Dalmatian women are the most attractive but as Roosh has found out, it’s much easier to land a Croatian woman up in Zagreb.
    His prediction of “Croatian mail-order brides” won’t pan out as it’s not Eastern European in orientation, but rather central-mediterranean.

    1. His prediction of “Croatian mail-order brides” won’t pan out as it’s not Eastern European in orientation, but rather central-mediterranean.
      I love Italian girls. They’re probably among the most feminine in Western Europe, and very open and friendly. French girls are also pretty good, although they have more of an attitude than Italians. Only downside to Italy is that it’s a sausagefest, so any Italian girl you get with almost certainly will have a boyfriend somewhere.
      And from what Roosh wrote here, and what I’ve heard elsewhere, Croats seem to be sort of a Slavic version of Italians.

      1. Croatians are not slavic, they are ethnically mixed as is the rest of the Balkans. And you’re the first one to call Italian women feminine. They are rather masculine looking if you ask me

    2. You are lying, again with this bullshit. Dalmatian women are the WORST, or to say it in croatian, lažeš, opet sa ovim sranjima, cure iz dalmacije su NAJGORE!!!

  5. “While Croatian girls are feminine, they seem ready for Westernization. Girls openly complain about wearing heels. ”
    High heels are a Western invention. Throughout Eastern cultures many people go barefoot much of the time or wear sandal like flat shoes. So why do you equate flat shoes with “westernization” and high heels with Eastern femininity?

  6. I hate the fact that it’s all in flux and what’s worse is that I’m sure it’s subjective, but to what extent? Gotta go there to see.

  7. By Roosh
    “They are, hands down, the most beautiful girls I’ve seen in my European travels, blowing away just about everywhere else except for pockets in the Baltics. They are both sexier and hotter than Polish and Ukrainian girls.”
    No way are croat chicks more beautiful than russian or ukraine chicks. I have been to croatia and have fucked prettier.
    “2. While Croatian girls are feminine, they seem ready for Westernization. ”
    In other words: why bother with these skags who are simply going to turn into pig-shit once feminism finally sets into their culture

  8. I agree with your assessment that what’s termed “game,” (marketing catchphrase) is nothing more than not socializing like an awkward sperg. That’s why I find the dudes who have prostrated themselves before this “concept” to be so utterly ridiculous and shortsighted. However, I disagree with your assessment of what game is and how roosh presents himself.
    First, I don’t see money and status as something “passive.” Rather, they are the only resolute predictor of your success with women; they are fundamental elements underlying the a woman’s natural attraction triggers. Everything else, i.e. how you dress, your physique, your confidence, and your “logistics” arise from how much resource you have and how skillful you are at leveraging it.
    roosh is not entering warzones. He is in Poland and other parts of Europe. To my knowledge, these countries, outside of Serbia/Kosovo/former Czechoslovakia have not experienced war or famine for over two generations. What’s really at play here is that roosh has more wealth than the average dude perusing the bars and so he knows how to leverage that to his advantage. He gets apartments in prime locations that the average Polish or Ukrainian dude could never afford, goes out to clubs frequently (again something the local dudes can’t afford), spends money on dates, and is an American and thus considered “high status.”

    1. You need to brush up on your war geography 🙂 Croatia had a civil war from 1991-1996 (so did Bosnia). Serbia did not have a ground war since WWII (with the exception of Kosovo). Czechoslovakia had no war since WWII except for the 1968 uprising (fairly minor).

  9. good old Trg Jelačić Square. I love that place, scores of daygame opens. Can’t wait to go back in a few months.

  10. I spent a few months in Bosnia and Croatia and found Bosnian and Serbian girls to be much more approachable than Croats. Then again, this was back in 2000 and there was a lot of resurgent nationalism in Croatia that seemed to generate some anti-foreigner sentiment. Bosnian chicks in Sarajevo were fantastic…hot, approachable, and very little games. Croats in Zagreb and Split were just the opposite. The women seemed to have some serious attitude and tended to overvalue themselves. My thoughts: avoid Croatia and hit Serbia and Bosnia instead.
    One other tip for you prong warriors out there. Lots of Italians vacation on the Dalmatian coast…I found that at Trogir, you get a high percentage of Italian female tourists looking to bang. They were very aggressive and willing.

    1. Each country is a country for themselves……..Bosnia and Serbia are very similar countries, Croatia is different, always been…..

      1. Hahahahaha, yes, u would love that. But unfortunately for u, we from ex Yu are much more similar than Croats and Germans. One’s u accept that, your life will be much more beautiful then now.

      2. I slap my Canadian White Male Penius on the Croatian White Tanned Titties and Sperm me a Load all over her Breastacles!… She Rubs my manhood and tells me “Oh-Canada Yes!!” and I feel Like a National Hero Cause I Spread The Word Of O-Canada To Croatian Titties!… Yes!… I”m A STAR! >=D

  11. I’m croatian and IMO Roosh is pretty accurate here
    Just a few notes about
    #4
    Croatian girls consider it embarrassing to be single, so a lot of them are in a relationship with guys they don’t really care about.
    and #11
    I really wouldn’t recommend Zagreb or any of the continental cities during summer. The capitol is kind of deserted as so many girls move to the coast for the summer. Especially those in 16-23 age range (high school and college students) who are free of classes during July and August. Financial crisis is not an issue, so many people have relatives/summer houses on the coast.
    When it comes to love tourism, it’s best visiting Zagreb and/or Osijek in spring and if coming to Croatia during summer, avoid the most hyped places like Zrce beach and Hvar, and go to smaller towns on the coast instead. Makarska, Vodice and Crikvenica are all amazing during summer: great nightlife, lots of girls, nice beaches…

    1. top advice and on the ball, you can still get hot chick in Zagreb in July but it’s not as populated as other months

  12. As i am a Croatian girl i must say something from my perspective. Excuse me for bad spelling, it was a long time since i wrote something like this… So, i was born and raised in Zagreb. Now age, 30. When i was younger i was very opened to tourists 🙂 male or female. if you were looking for party tour on Zagreb, i was your girl.
    As the time passed by and the war was over, many people from Bosnia came to Zagreb and started to live here. Those people are bad educated and not so much intelligent. So, as they came they brought their custom practice (folklor) with them. They all started family and raised new generation of idiots that now live in Zagreb, and in general in Croatia. True Croats are all abroad. They come home for holidays or in summer. So, now city is crowded with bosnian girls who are very competitive and do not choose who they sleep with. As a tourist you should not have a real game for these, just be yourself and show them some money 🙂
    These girls are very approachable and they will find you. Not so ugly in body as in face, but who cares for one night stand?! 😀
    You can also find them in this bars and clubs: Fly Bar, Groove, Roko, Akademija, In Bar,…in Aquarius as well if you like party music.
    Those girls like Folk music and they are dressed as Folk singers with high heels and short skirts.
    Places like Pepermint, Maraschino, Gallery, Manison or The Best are crowded with bitches who play games and think they worth something, so dont go there!!! 🙂
    I could also repost aomething for every tip here in comments, but i dont have time and will 🙂
    Good Luck! <3

    1. As another Croatian girl, I have to say that this post disgusts me. I have Bosnian friends and relatives. As a matter of fact, I have American, British, German, Bosnian and Serbian friends and insulting ANY of them, let alone Bosnians on a nationality basis just makes you a shitty person and doesn’t make any of these points valid. Why did you even write this comment? What was your point? That Croatian girls are a God sent gift for everybody here on Earth, we’re all perfect to the point of being creepy, but if we fuck up something, then we’re all misunderstood and mistaken for somebody else?!
      Stop blaming Bosnian girls for your own shit. You know as well as I do that Croatian girls do all the things you just wrote about. It’s not about nationality, it’s about personality.
      First of all, there is no longer a pure Croat, who has no relations what so ever to someone from Bosnia and Herzegovina, nor was there one even before the war broke out. As a matter of fact, if I knew I your name, I’m pretty sure I could find you a relative that originated somewhere in Bosnia.
      Secondly, no, true Croats aren’t all abroad. Croats that had to leave in search of a job are abroad. That doesn’t make them TRUE Croats. That just makes them people who miss their old country.
      You should leave the confines of your own house every now and then and stop being so damn judgmental and close minded. If you have a problem with strangers in your own state, then move abroad among those *true* Croats.
      You want the truth about Croatian girls? Every single bloody thing in this article is true. Bosnian girl can be prostitutes in their own country if they wanted. They choose to come to Croatia in search of job and education, not to find themselves a rich husband or a one night stand. Maybe you should visit some of these Croatian high schools and see how many Croatian gold-diggers-in-making go there, huh?
      I’m in my 20’s, go to University, go out with my friends and can with all honesty say that most promiscuous and uneducated women in Zagreb are in all reality CROATIAN girls. You know why? Because those uneducated idiots that immigrated here are sending their children to Uni so they wouldn’t end up uneducated idiots like them.
      I’d say my facts are more relevant than yours due to my age and current situation in the state which has changed since your 20’s. I’d also like to point out that you yourself might be considered an idiot for your close minded thinking and prejudices towards other nations.
      Also, you say you’re in your 30’s? Then don’t you think it’s maybe time you grew the fuck up and stopped blaming situation in our state on newcomers? If it bothers you so much, then bloody change something!
      P.S. I’ll report your comment as inappropriate for insulting on a national basis. Have a nice day 🙂

      1. Bosniaks is place in Bosnia, Syria, Palestine and in other muslim countries, not in Croatia……….

        1. Your place is in a shithole with rest of the dung !
          By the way she (Lana) meant Bosnian or more precisely Herzegovinian Catholics Croats who migrated to Zagreb and Croatia are ignorant, dirty and stupid rednecks, which is still an insult for any other Bosnians regardless of his/her religion and ethnicity, and disgusting opinion and description for everybody else with a grain of decency and reason !
          On the other hand, she might be on trail of something here because your opinion maybe reveals your own Herzegovinian origin and sentiment which is in line with Bosnian Croats nationalistic and chauvinistic bullshiting – some Bosnian Croats especially those from Herzegovina tend to regard themselves bigger and better Croats then Croats from Croatia themselves, and like to prove the point by developing new ways of insulting and defaming their neighbors Bosniaks and Bosnian Serbs !

      2. She’s 30 & mentally deranged, & I think she’s definitely one of those girls this guy is talking about, 😉 really great post-answer

      3. IF YOU GO TO HAMBURG….HALF THE STREET WORKERS ARE CROATIAN…….NOT BOSNIAN…CROATIAN

    2. ” True Croats are all abroad”???? Forgot to take your pills, haven’t you Lana?

    3. what a fucked up post ahahah, I haven’t seen something more fucked up than this for a long time ” True Croats are all abroad” ahahaha really??? are they? what the fuck are you doing here, you’re probably in Germany right now,since you’re a real croatian girl, aren’t you? cause you can’t be in croatia, than you’ll just be bosnian, cause true croats are all abroad, what a fucked up mind & you’re 30??? does your mind go backwards? Now the poor guy has to come to Bosnia & write a new article, but I don’t know who’s living now in Bosnia, you know, since the war… What a mental!!

        1. It’s sad that you can’t get women the regular way but you have to pay for them. And Croats are not known for being street workers. Stop bullshitting

    4. LanaZgb, you’re not so inteligent either, right? “I” is written with a capital letter, as well as “Bosnian”. I, a Bosnian-Croatian am a lot more educated and smart and I reckon, much less promiscuous than idiot you. So much stereotypes, I expected that from a silly Yankee, but not from you.

    5. You are right, we have huge immigration from Bosnia and those people have lower IQ and are uglier than other Europeans, no wonder their country is a shithole.

  13. This whole page is fucking ridiculous. My God. If you’re going to Croatia to get laid, then you might as well stay where ever the hell you are now. Go there to see their culture, beauty of the country, try some new food, inform yourself on their tradition, enjoy their see and beaches.
    Women there are not as easily seduced by tourists as you might think and if you’re travelling to another country just to get laid then you’re the worst kind of an idiot.

    1. …and become a roman catholic, obey the authority and whine …. mate, author of the site says true, I am croatian, and I think culture sucks, but girls are exactly as that guy said!

      1. Mate, self respect hasn’t got anything with religious belief. I agree that our culture sucks, but for certain we don’t need vultures like Rooshie-boy here or any similar to sh*t the culture even more.

      2. I live in Croatia and you are an lying idiot my friend. The girls here aren’t the hottest in the world, they don’t speak english and they are very spoiled. This entire page is bullshit!

      3. That’s only your opinion , I’m from Croatia and live in California now I still LOVE the culture and am envious of everyone that still gets to live somewhere so beautiful with such beautiful and kind people . Yet idiots like you live there and don’t appreciate it .

    2. I’m not Croatian. I was searching for pages to find out more about
      Croatian culture as I’m talking to a Croatian friend online, and I’m
      horrified at the way some perv is talking about women as if they’re a
      piece of meat to be slept with. No self respecting woman would like to be talked about in that way.

      1. But the irony is they fall for those men in real life.
        I wonder why all those losers blue piller are still posting on a blog like this.

      2. They want Jerks to father their kids because they internally “can’t get enough of it”.

    3. The article churns my stomach. Was written by a perv who hates women but only sees them as good for one thing.

      1. Well yeah . These idiots were suppose to have some type of meet up around Houston. No woman or homosexuals allowed. They would have gotten their asses beat but they canceled. Only smart decision the fucking pieces of shit have made.

        1. I don’t think you understand what ” white knighting” is in the slightest. Did you get the name baby shoes by one of your old girlfriends? Something something small feet? White knighting is when you step in and attempt to ” protect” a specific “m’lady” in order to make ones selve look better, and fail.
          What actually happened is I came in and called this entire ” movement” or whatever, a bunch of pussy cowards. I wasn’t defending anyone, I was simply calling out this dumbass group of degenerates. Understand? I know , you got confused trying to sound like an idiot by replying to as many comments as you could. I’m sorry sex is such a rare occasion for you.

        2. Also, “cuckold” is the word you’re looking for. If you’re going to attempt a 2 month old comeback, and least get your spelling correct .

        3. Oh great comeback. Are you 12 years old? You couldn’t even spell correctly in your initial insult. Obvious that you’re a coward, I’d make you eat dog shit you insignificant piece of garbage.

      2. That’s what you want deep down inside, to put you in your place and to stop all your worthless complaint and backbiting.

        1. You’re replying to 2 year old comments, dumbass. Are you part of this coward movement? Seems like a coward would have the perfect comeback to such an old comment. You know, to give you time to go back to highschool and read a book or two.

    4. I’m going to make it my personal mission to win you over through vaginal and anal intercourse. Think of it as a series of good cop & bad cop.

  14. Roosh, if anything, your comments were on the polite side… you have said it exactly as it is, and thankyou!!! For those who took offence, well thats the typical defensive croatian mentality here, and lack of a light-hearted ability to have a laugh at our(themselves). The ‘sponsorosas’ here are alive and well, the only difference between then and their Ukraine sisters is at least over there they are genuine and honest to admit it (even wearing t-shirts advertising it). Guys good luck… my only question is… is the high-maintenance worth it… 😉

  15. I’m Croatian girl and I would rather fuck the ugliest Croatian guy than some tourist. If the girl is in a relationship, she doesn’t always flirt she is just being polite but from your text I assume you can’t tell the difference. Your approach that you can pick up women like a discount on the open food market is plain stupid and very tourist-alike, so no surprise your strategy was successful with very young girls. Shame on you! And about the criticism… Have you ever heard about the Croatian humor? I guess not…

  16. They primarily have a Mediterranean complexion of light olive skin
    _____________
    wtf?

  17. The dog that barks doesn’t bite. Douchebags like you don’t get laid, but their mouth are full talking about it. Sluts are no hard to find in any country. Think next time, if she gave somebody like you, how many were before you. Better go and test yourself for STD. Stupid pricks like you are reason sometimes I hate tourists. You came here like dogs out of leash, no culture, no manners, and then you’ll wonder when somebody kicks your poor ass.

  18. Thanks for the Report. A lot is true, im from Split and we have really a lot of bad girls,lot of girls here are looking only for a sponsor,prostitution is in croatia illegaly but its the same with the sponsor concept.here.i dont think all girls in split are beautys, i was in sweden and a lot of other countrys i saw a lot of beautiful girls, every country has nice girls.But you dont must forget that Split is a tourist place,the people here have a big complex i think the biggest in croatia its a big show nothing else,they sit in the coffee with the iphone and drink the most time something for hours and the most people in split have really big problems with debits they buy everything with credits,we are the 2nd greece or spain , everything in our live is based on credits. Only a big show ;).

  19. Stop mentioning Bosnia constantly, We are the second country, we have no connection with each other!!!!!

  20. Croat speaking here: 90% true. Well done research mate. Some misinterpretations due to cultural difference but generally well written.
    My observation would be that you should calculate correlation between 6 and 10. Younger chicks tend to like foreigners more because it is something interesting as they wondering the wilderness cocklandia. Older ones usually don’t think one night so the foreigners have lower pass rate. If they do, then it is a plus because you’re out of the place in few days so no one will know.
    So if you’re onto older one, try to do a probing. If she indicates in first 10 minutes very horny behavior then its a Go. If no, don’t break your neck for nothing.

  21. Croat speaking here: 90% true. Well done research mate. Some misinterpretations due to cultural difference but generally well written.
    My observation would be that you should calculate correlation between 6 and 10. Younger chicks tend to like foreigners more because it is something interesting as they wondering the wilderness cocklandia. Older ones usually don’t think one night so the foreigners have lower pass rate. If they do, then it is a plus because you’re out of the place in few days so no one will know.
    So if you’re onto older one, try to do a probing. If she indicates in first 10 minutes very horny behavior then its a Go. If no, don’t break your neck for nothing.

    1. I am very offended with the terminology. I’m 27 and don’t feel like an older woman. The fuck man?

  22. Croat speaking here: 90% true. Well done research mate. Some misinterpretations due to cultural difference but generally well written.
    My observation would be that you should calculate correlation between 6 and 10. Younger chicks tend to like foreigners more because it is something interesting as they wondering the wilderness cocklandia. Older ones usually don’t think one night so the foreigners have lower pass rate. If they do, then it is a plus because you’re out of the place in few days so no one will know.
    So if you’re onto older one, try to do a probing. If she indicates in first 10 minutes very horny behavior then its a Go. If no, don’t break your neck for nothing.

  23. I think you are forgetting that the men are also tall, tan and thin (Dalmatia at least). If you are a short, fat foreigner you will absolutely not get laid next to those men.

    1. you will if you got the cash
      dani devito would get laid in split and the islanda
      been there done that

  24. Ridiculous..Obviously from your post I can see that with a bit of competition u had some problems which makes me think u are not a really good looking guy, and u r talking how u needed to isolate a 19 – 23 year old, chick, make her vulnerable or some crap to get into her panties.. Let’s face it if u were hot guy, poor or rich it doesn’t matter, u wouldn’t have to bother that much and make it all look like hunting a game. 19-23 year old girls are pretty horny in the summer time and if they want you, they will have u without u even trying hard. Also, If you are going to party islands and expect to find a decent women that are not alcohol or drug intoxicated sluts..well guess what Mr. – they will not be there. Now since it is just small percentage of the female population in Croatia that u had a chance to observe I wouldn’t go that far to generalize about it and call them all gold diggers, ’cause statistically Croatia is not a country that could be compared to Monaco, and guys living there are not quite rich in general, so it is a fun fact that you mentioned that most of them are actually in relationship. So what I get from that are: poor guys and freakin’ hot women who fuckin’ love their guys..And that small number of cheating sluts u saw – let’s face it is not a rule, and they are probably just perfect contradiction to our ‘Seagulls’ which are male version of tourist banging’ machines who are forgetting of being in a relationship every summer season when easy chezh, polish and slovakian meat comes over for holidays. Now just to summarize, u seem like having a trouble getting with a proper woman so u r hunting inexperienced drunkies and desperate ones – is that really your best? And to those Croatian guys who are supporting u here I suggest to grow some balls and stop crying for the girls who re out of their league. Cheers 😉 P.S. By the way we have some really good food over there, maybe if u decided to try some of it and stay away from Mcdonalds, u would get a chance to pick instead of being picked by picky Croatian women. All the best mate.

  25. Ridiculous..Obviously from your post I can see that with a bit of competition u had some problems which makes me think u are not a really good looking guy, and u r talking how u needed to isolate a 19 – 23 year old, chick, make her vulnerable or some crap to get into her panties.. Let’s face it if u were hot guy, poor or rich it doesn’t matter, u wouldn’t have to bother that much and make it all look like hunting a game. 19-23 year old girls are pretty horny in the summer time and if they want you, they will have u without u even trying hard. Also, If you are going to party islands and expect to find a decent women that are not alcohol or drug intoxicated sluts..well guess what Mr. – they will not be there. Now since it is just small percentage of the female population in Croatia that u had a chance to observe I wouldn’t go that far to generalize about it and call them all gold diggers, ’cause statistically Croatia is not a country that could be compared to Monaco, and guys living there are not quite rich in general, so it is a fun fact that you mentioned that most of them are actually in relationship. So what I get from that are: poor guys and freakin’ hot women who fuckin’ love their guys..And that small number of cheating sluts u saw – let’s face it is not a rule, and they are probably just perfect contradiction to our ‘Seagulls’ which are male version of tourist banging’ machines who are forgetting of being in a relationship every summer season when easy chezh, polish and slovakian meat comes over for holidays. Now just to summarize, u seem like having a trouble getting with a proper woman so u r hunting inexperienced drunkies and desperate ones – is that really your best? And to those Croatian guys who are supporting u here I suggest to grow some balls and stop crying for the girls who re out of their league. Cheers 😉 P.S. By the way we have some really good food over there, maybe if u decided to try some of it and stay away from Mcdonalds, u would get a chance to pick instead of being picked by picky Croatian women. All the best mate.

    1. bernie egelstone married a croatian model
      so did president gadaffi…..what do both these guys have in common>>>>$$$$$$$$$$$

      1. stop lying you idiot. Gaddafi’s wives were all Arab! and yeah one woman who went for a short but rich man (and stayed married to him for more than 20 years) is representative for all Croatian women? Just shut up

    2. bernie egelstone married a croatian model
      so did president gadaffi…..what do both these guys have in common>>>>$$$$$$$$$$$

  26. If you’ve had actually acted as you speak – I GUARANTEE you would have your ass kicked more than once in Cro.
    Fucking tourists.

  27. Ha,ha….4.5 mill. or so people in this country and you can generalize in what…a one or two week visit?
    No, I cant say your right or wrong cos somethings are just as you said, but I would like to point out the girls! “the most beautiful girls I’ve seen in my European travels” you said, hmmm…try this…take a head-shot (only the head) of 10 of the most beautiful girls here and then go to any other country and do the same…mix up the pictures and you wouldnt be able to tell which are croatian!
    Fact is we usually check-out the whole body of a girl and the face is just a bonus feature…90% of the girls in Croatia wear really tight figure hugging clothes, trousers so tight you can see the underwear lines (old women and young girls seem to like this and even 10-12 year olds), sometimes the smallest thong and even no underwear so you can see the “camel toe”…so, with a decent skinny figure and some designer labels they are nearly complete…now they add some heavy make up, designer sunglasses which they wear at any sunny opportunity with some large bag cocked in the arm joint while they carry some touchscreen phone….and finally of course the botox/silicon enhancements, so, you can see its really not hard to pull off the illusion of “eternal beauty”.
    I have never known people over the age of 17 to wear teeth braces…or are still battling with acne,which they try and cover under heavy makeup!
    You cant compare seeing about 20-30 beautiful girls in a small populated country where you can see beautiful women round every corner to a country that has 10+ bigger population were it would not be as easy to see beautiful women
    The bottom line is….here girls/women are just average, like in any other country and its only tourists that have their judgements in a few weeks holiday would say “Croatia has the most beautiful women!!!”….because in reality a country full of the most beautiful women does not exist bro.

  28. I had a good laugh as a croatian woman.One thing you learn quite easy when you travel a lot,don t make assumptions.Women are like flowers,so many colours and types.You ve got skills or you dont.But there are always shallow people who follow shitty advices.

  29. I guess the best way to describe Croatian girls is: provincial. The girls from Zagreb project an image of being well educated, sophisticated, well read and well travelled but this is just an image, they are provincial girls. Zagreb itself does not even have a million people. Having a conversations with Croatian girls is one of the most painful experiences a man can ever endure. My advice to Zagreb girls, stop thinking of yourselves as so amazing, you are not, girls in New York are amazing, girls in Stockholm are amazing, girls in Zagreb are provincial. Once you accept this, once you accept that you are rather quite ordinary and plain and provincial you might have a chance of actually making yourself better. Drop your self delusion.

    1. why the fuck would girls in New York be amazing? I’ve been there and I havent seen/experienced anything amazing about them

  30. Rooshie-boy, how old are you, big guy? 11 or 12? Do you still look under womens’ dresses to find out the color of their panties? Phrase ‘camel-toe’ makes you have a hilarious smile?
    This sort of blogs can’t be categorized even under unsuccessful ideas for decorating toillete paper, not to mention that your “advices” are applicable almost in any European state, given the proper amount of liquor and small-talk.
    The last but not the least, thank you for not coming back to my country, we have more than enough primitivism already, and for certain we don’t want you to add any given amount your (so obvious) low self-esteem to the collective any further.
    Go to Florida for Spring-break OMG-How Cool Are They-Parties.

  31. This is by far one of the most ridiculous things I have ever read about us – the Croatian girls. Yeah, some of it might be true for SOME girls in Croatia, but can also be applied to girls anywhere in the world. I’m over 24, but not looking for a sponsor nor do I have spinster characteristics – I’m educated (Master’s Degree), I speak 4 languages, have a great job. I don’t have the need to test guys or have a sponsor, nor do I have the need to “bang” tourists from the USA or the UK because I think this is exciting. Men are men, there’s nothing oh-so-special about you. Get over yourself, dude.

  32. I’m from London and I was there last summer, and belive me, they are hot, tall and very clever and they know they value so maybe at the beginning seems to have been a little insolent, but when you get to know them better its totally opposite…
    For me, Croatians are one of the most beautiful women in the world.

  33. I thought this article was very helpful. I am also a “Flag Chaser”..on a mission to have sex with a girl from every country in the world! My Quest is real.

  34. I’ve noticed in your Europe travel section you left out Bulgaria, Albania, Romania, Moldova, most of former Yugoslavia, Italy, Greece, Spain, Portugal, Cyprus and Turkey. Maybe you prefer blondes?

  35. You talk about sex as banging? I hope no woman has the misfortune to meet such an immature disrespectful pervert like you.

  36. I’m British, but I feel sorry for Croatian women if they meet slime ball perverts like this.

  37. “They want to meet guys from exciting places like United States and England.”
    Ha, ha,ha.
    I truly hope all these articles of yours related to European girls, are just one big joke. Otherwise you’re insulting an intelligence of a common internet user.
    Let me tell you something by dear friend: taken from perspective of a Croatian girl, an exiting places, are: Brasil, Cuba and France not USA. I won’t even mention England. England may be exiting for Icelanders perhaps.
    Wish you all the best.

  38. Just wanted to echo everyone else’s comments here. No wonder you didn’t get anywhere with the locals, they sussed you out pretty easily. I’m betting you’re American, I’m a British and have to admit we have our fare share of dickheads, but you epitomise everything that is wrong with male chauvinist arseholes who are only after one thing. I hope your dick falls off. All the best, Paul.

  39. Ono najgnjusnije ovdje je što naši muški sugrađani odobravaju ovakvo poigravanje njihovim sugrađankama, prijateljicama, sestrama, u dobnoj skupini između 19 i 23.

  40. This whole page is extremely stupid. No country has the hottest women, you will find all kinds of women, hot and ugly, in any country and besise some people like completely different women. This entire page is fucking generalization of an entire country, my country, and I don’t like lies or idiots who tell them. You would never get laid in croatia or anywhere else because you look women as objects and you’re a huge prick. ODJEBI OD MOJE ZEMLJE, NITKO TE OVDJE NE ŽELI, A AKO DOĐEŠ SAMO MI SE JAVI DA TE RAZBIJEM KO PIČKU!!!

    1. this page is about where you can bang a hot women, of course in every country are hot and ugly, but not in every country ‘being an american’ helps you to fuck them.

  41. Where the hell did you find that croatian girls are tall maybe because they are wearing 10 inch heels okay yeah im tall but its rare and the english language part we learn it in school but most of the girls know english from rap and bieber sobgs wich i hate soyou know croatia sucks i live there and it sucks i wanna move somwhere else thank you for your time see ya 😀

  42. I’ve been to Croatia and none of this is true, Croatian girls are not these sluts that you may think eastern European girls are. I’m from u.k. and they never liked toursits any more than their own.

  43. “My experience in Croatia did take away the glow I had on Polish girls
    because the quality I banged in Croatia was indisputably higher.” so it means theres no hot girls in poland or he cant bang a polish hottie unlike in croatia?

  44. women from that area are so beutiful, and that we are BY NATURE…whoever has a little bit of taste & style will notice that…what freaks me out is the way you write about women…u need to grow up, dude. as we say koji si ti moron, bolje idi drkaj nego sto glumish kao nekog frajera, kompleksashu jedan 🙂 sta je, ne valja ti karanje kod kuce pa si kao doshao da karash njih…joj, sto te ne dov’ate pa da te polome k’o pichkicu braca hrvati he he 🙂

  45. I’m not Croatian. I was searching for pages to find out more about Croatian culture as I’m talking to a Croatian friend online, and I’m horrified at the way some perv is talking about women as if they’re a piece of meat to be slept with.

  46. This article was obviously written by a slime ball pervert who hates women, and only sees them as good for one thing. How awful for a woman to meet him or anybody who agrees with him.

  47. You say bang a local girl? What kind of woman would be desperate enough to sleep with such a disrespectful man like you?

  48. “They want to meet guys from exciting places like United States and England.”
    LOLOLOL
    So, I live in country with 4 and half million people, last year there were 10 MILLION TOURISTS in it, and you really think we care for tourists who come here for couple of days??? It’s not that I hate them, but dude, they sure aren’t on mine “love/sex radar” 😀
    But tourists are hanging among themselves very fine, english with english, swedish with danish etc, so nobody leaves Croatia sad 😉

  49. Croatian girls do not have negative personality traits, you are just not used to cultures where people are straight up honest. It is not undiplomatic in Croatia for someone to say “Your bum actually does look fucking big in that dress.” Croatians are honest and the great thing is that girls will let you know what they think of you without keeping you guessing. I call that a positive trait.

  50. I think the Crotian girls are just girls in many of the European countries, although some qualities are found as per culture, to meet single women in Europe there is Meetoutside – 100% free dating site in Europe , there it is possible to know more about girls from countries like UK, Netherlands, France, Italy, Spain, Romania, Poland and so on.

  51. He was right though I’m Croatian I do have olive skin brown hair and brown hair but I’m not that skinny, and yes we do point out a lot of flaws but we don’t do it for bad reasons, it’s like a compliment or for example ‘fix it’, we won’t just jump into bed with any guy hot or not, and last of all not all Croatian woman are the same

  52. “They want to meet guys from exciting places like United States and England”
    Really heavy LOL

  53. Hate to sya it but he is right – Eastern Europeans and Croatian girls are hard ass and a real pain – constant moaning and picking he is talking truth – so many women on here dont want to hear the truth but that bullshit feminism for you one rule for he guys and no rules for them! Nice article dude!

  54. Lmao this is sad AF why would you go somewhere just to bang girls ? Where is your life and how drunk do you have to get these girls to sleep with someone like you

  55. Croatia women are whores gold diggers prostitutes they can kill for money and witches men with love potion to love them then kill the all family and inherit your monrey..they did that for father of my child and ge left us whule i was pregnant and she was an old witch from munich danilea

  56. This article is ridiculous,if anyone’s coming just to get laid, then better don’t.
    Mediterranean olive skin most common? Hell no,I’m from Croatia and I can tell you it’s quite rare,you just described Greece…have you ever even been to Croatia??

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