5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date A Girl With Dyed Hair

Always in search of the next way to destroy their nature-given beauty, Western females have begun to dye their hair at alarming rates. This is a growing phenomenon in major coastal cities, where I’ve even begun to see it from the late-20s white collar crowd who should know better. The rebellious office types usually adopt something slightly more toned down, such as bright red or jet black, but for those who have to wear nametags and get paid by the hour, anything goes.

Tuthmosis has touched on dyed hair as a major slut tell and Matt Forney has dropped serious wisdom on short hair, but I’ve seen this particular trend becoming more and more socially acceptable. It has to be stopped.

In short, based on my extensive experience, a girl having hair dyed with a non-traditional color is a leading indicator of instability, mental illness, and an inability to function within a healthy relationship. Here are the five reasons you should steer clear of these damaged individuals:

1. They’re attention whores

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I’m sure they’re all highly dateable

Nothing says “Look at me!” more effectively than flowing purple locks. These girls know that they’re cheaply drawing attention to themselves and revel in every drop, whether it’s a compliment from a limp-wristed orbiter or disgust from a man of value who spurns their Troll Doll aesthetic. Would you want to tie your fortunes to a woman who will mutilate herself just so strangers will look at her more often?

2. They’re impulsive

Beautiful blue haired girl

Is this the 10,000 cock stare?

Nobody sits down to their desk, opens up a couple Microsoft Excel spreadsheets, takes a sip of their Americano, and decides to turn their hair neon green.

The girl who makes the split-second decision to destroy her beauty is the same one who will suck multiple cocks in the Cancum foam party, or will give her anal virginity to swarthy European while her loyal boyfriend waits patiently at home; in other words, not the kind of person you want in your life for anything other than a casual (and well-documented) fling.

3. They’re ugly

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Who thinks this looks good?

As much as equalists bleat to the contrary, humans have hard-wired attraction preferences for the physical appearance of their mates. In the same way that we are uncontrollably disgusted with the sight of an obese person, our lizard hindbrains make a split-second judgment against women with dyed hair because unnatural looking hair (whether it’s short, falling out, or unnaturally colored) was a symptom of disease and infirmity in our ancestral habitat.

Everyone knows this on some level, yet many still choose to defile their bodies. Why settle for a girl who willingly makes herself uglier just to court attention or make some tired “statement”? After all, a potential partner’s highest priority should be making herself more pleasing to you — one who eschews this for shock value is best left to her Hitachi Magic Wand.

4. They’re useless

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Get a real job.

How many investment bankers, entrepreneurs, engineers, and physicians do you know who look like Zoe Quinn in the above photo? Zero.

The fact is, girls with unnaturally dyed hair are overwhelmingly more likely to be leeches on society, with unpaid student loans, credit card debt, and bastard children. They’re also likely to be found slinging lattes at your local hipster coffee dive, posing as starving artists on welfare, or working in some bloated non-profit that syphons government money to contribute pennies on the taxpayer dollar to the “socially meaningful” SJW cause du jour.

Which brings me to the worst trait of all…

5. They’re degenerate leftists

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Ready for your daily lecture?

I have never met a girl with dyed hair who falls on the conservative side of the political spectrum. They can usually be found complaining about misogyny or decrying the evil that white heterosexual men have done to society.

Here’s one example. l go to a gym near the nightlife district of a major city. While I see tons of dyed hair freaks walking around the street outside the gym (both male and female), I almost never see people with falsely colored hair actually inside the gym and working hard to improve themselves. It’s almost as if they’re repelled by the thought of making themselves better.

As Roosh presciently wrote, appearance reflects ideology. If you’re dating a girl with dyed hair, get ready to witness some of the laziest, most self-serving, mediocrity-embracing behavior you can imagine. Even worse, enjoy being called a cis-centric homophobic dudebro shitlord when you express any opinion that deviates from those handed down by her corporate or ideological Cultural Marxist overlords.

I didn’t even mention how girls with dyed hair are significantly more likely to have borderline personality disorder or become irresponsible mothers, since I believe the point is clear: women with dyed hair represent the dregs of the dating market.

If you are a high-value man, you will do your part to leave them rotting in the dustbin of the sexual marketplace.

Read More: 26 More Signs She’s A Slut

1,023 thoughts on “5 Reasons Why You Should Never Date A Girl With Dyed Hair”

  1. Good work Winston! I can sense another “5 Reasons Why Girls With Tattoos and Piercings Are Broken” is coming! Prepare for the ad hominem attacks from the blue-haired princesses!

    1. Yes, the word “Broken” is the trigger word that sets them off in a frenzy these days.

      1. “Winston you have a small penis! I have blue hair and I’m a strong independent womYn!” Something like this?

        1. You forgot the parts about him also being a virgin that lives in Mommy’s basement that runs together with all that.

        2. Toss in something about a basement and can’t get laid and badda bing, you’re golden!

        3. Unedited version for this thread:
          As a woman with _____ tattoos and ____ piercings, I will have you know I
          am not ______ and I am not a _____. I am happily ______ with ______
          children and I am a ______, ______, and ______ person. I was educated at
          the finest ________ where I studied _______. My tattoo is not _____, it
          is ______ and _______. I got it after a ______-changing experience
          where I visited ______ and _______ with the ______.
          You are a vicious _________ and a _______, and I hope you ______.
          ______ Check here if Matt has a little pee pee.
          ______ Check here if Matt is a homosexual.
          ______ Check here if Matt is a (homosexual/homophobe)(select one or both.)
          ______ Check here if Matt hurt your butt.
          ______ Check here if Matt dumped you.

        4. Dang it, you did! I should have read further before posting, heh.

        5. No way, it’s awesome that as a unit we can foretell how routine and predictable they all are! Just goes to show how weak and pathetic their mudslinging attempts can regularly be!

        6. Poe’s Law: a satire of extremism becomes hard to discern from the actual extremism.

        7. As a woman with cunt-logic tattoos and cunt-logic piercings, I will have you know I
          am not responsible for anything wrong, ever and I am not a strong, independent woman. I am happily destroying my husband’s mind, body and soul with cunt-logic and unwanted
          children and I am a hysterical,shrill, and bitchy person. I was educated at
          the finest carousel theme park where I studied 50 shades of grey. My tattoo is not meaningful, it
          is trashy and made me popular with the bad boys. I got it after a Alpha-Fux-changing experience
          where I visited carousel ride No.1 and carousel ride No.2 with the check that was meant for my children’s future college indoctrination experience.
          You are a vicious exposer of my bullshit and a walking lie-detector, and I hope you fuck me in the ass sulkywitch style.

        8. Basement dwelling virgin, small penis, can’t get laid, hate women or a homosexual, did I miss any of the usual insults we can expect on here?

        9. You misspelled “woMAN”. Why don’t your “strong independent” ass go get a dictionary and learn to spell correctly.

        10. Indeed. I think the basement part is on the second revision of the same form.
          We have 3 forms total that we’ve witnessed (to date) but I’m sure more versions will be needed.

        11. We just should use that as a butthurt report form everyone should be passing out at the door. That would make life sooo much easier.

        12. Winston may have a small penis, but I’m sure that he will never stick it up your Grand Canyon overused, abused pussy !

        13. I was mocking the people who talk like that. I thought that this was a great piece of writing.

        14. Or they’ll sneer that you can’t get a woman, although if you are proven to get many they’ll be enraged.
          If you don’t prove anything or make some commonsense remark they’ll claim you’re gay, even though they’d get enraged if YOU said anything disparaging about gays.


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        16. Sorry to be late to this party.
          *********************
          As a woman with _____ tattoos _________hair and____ piercings, I
          will have you know I am not ______ and I am not a _____. I am happily
          ______ with ______children and I am a ______, ______, and______ person.
          I was educated at the finest ________ where I studied_______. My tattoo
          is not _____, it is ______ and _______. I got it after a
          ______-changing experience where I
          visited ______ and _______with the
          ______. You are a vicious _________ and a_______. My _______ hair is
          none of your damned business, and I hope you ______.
          ______ Check here if Winston has a little pee pee.
          ______ Check here if Winston is a(homosexual/homophobe)(select one or both.)
          ______ Check here if Winston hurt your butt.
          ______ Check here if Winston dumped you.
          Please respond to this post if you need a more detailed form due to a complex case of butt-hurt.
          You
          may expect a response immediately following our figuring out why your
          opinion of what men should find attractive about a woman is relevant.

        17. Because calling people “cunts” and “sluts” is logical… Lol. MRA logic. Too bad you guys can’t just go to Fuckboy Island where you can cry about der eeveel womynz who won’t have sex with you and hold each other.

        18. I see how you took a thread that started with warnings about ad hominem attacks and then you made your own ad hominem attacks. Clever satire.

      2. *** ATTENTION ALL TATTOOED UP SLUTS, FEMINISTS & ASSORTED SCUM! ***
        I’m from the tattoo and piercing post from a few months back. I’m the one that posted in all caps for a while and I made that really, really long post with the photos. But I can’t remember my damn name, but anyway here I am, reporting for duty, sir.
        THE FORM :
        Wow. Just wow. Like, um, yeah, like, really? Like, what the actual fuck?
        As a woman with _____ tattoos and ____ piercings, I will have you know I am not ______ and I am not a _____. I am happily ______ with ______ children and I am a ______, ______, and ______ person. I was educated at the finest ________ where I studied _______. My tattoo is not _____, it is ______ and _______. I got it after a ______-changing experience where I visited ______ and _______ with the ______.
        You have a small penis and you live in your momma’s basement and you’ll never get laid. If you think any girl will want you, good luck with that.
        Hahahahahaha, lol, lol, lol, rmfaolafolaolfaolf, yeah I’m having a great time, I feel so sorry for you. No really I pity you, bruh, douchbro.
        You are a vicious _________ and a _______, and I hope you ______.
        – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – –
        Obviously we’ll have to amend it, and then it’s copy, paste and fire at will, boys.

      3. I figured out what the was from posts after yours. Do you have a link to the one you were referring to before the other guys posted in? Want to see the verbiage on that one.

      4. As a woman with _____ tattoos _________hair and____ piercings, I will have you know I am not ______ and I am not a _____. I am happily ______ with ______children and I am a ______, ______, and______ person. I was educated at the finest ________ where I studied_______. My tattoo is not _____, it is ______ and _______. I got it after a ______-changing experience where I
        visited ______ and _______with the ______. You are a vicious _________ and a_______. My _______ hair is none of your damned business, and I hope you ______.
        ______ Check here if Winston has a little pee pee.
        ______ Check here if Winston is a(homosexual/homophobe)(select one or both.)
        ______ Check here if Winston hurt your butt.
        ______ Check here if Winston dumped you.
        Please respond to this post if you need a more detailed form due to a complex case of butt-hurt.
        You may expect a response immediately following our figuring out why your opinion of what men should find attractive about a woman is relevant.

    2. What’s comedy though is that they’ll come at us with “OMGGGG you must have a small dick OMG OMG!” and we can simply say back “Well you DO have hair like a bag of Skittles, so we know you’re ugly without having to use wild conjecture the way you do about us!” Amazing how the world works.

      1. I don’t know. You can dye hair back but you can’t fix a little dick man lol

        1. There’s a way things should be, and a way they actually are, and there comes a point in life where you either get smart or you lose. Get lost dummy.

    3. Better get a comment in now, then, before it gets buried underneath 40,000,000 lines of drivel.

    4. Piercings, tattoos, dyed hair, supports same-sex marriage or legalization of drugs = f*ck and chuck material. One night stand only. Wear two rubbers.

      1. Of these, in my experience the big one is dyed hair. A couple of piercings in fairly normal places (ears, belly, even tongue) aren’t so bad. A small tramp stamp is not so bad … But dyed hair: BAD!!

        1. Thank you so much! I scrolled through so many comments that show so much hate towards people with colored hair. The color of your hair has nothing to do with who you are as a person. That’s like thinking a woman is dumb because she’s blonde or she’s “freaky” because she’s a redhead.

        2. The act of mutilating your hair by dying it a colour only natural on parrots and streetlights show that you have trouble with decision making and no regard to the feelings of others, thus would make a poor long term partner.
          Mutilating your hair first with acid bleach, then weird hair colour chemicals – not even asking what’s in the stuff you put on your scull so close to your brain – shows a lack of regard for youself and others. I am married, but if I had to take a course for a month abroad, I wouldn’t share a room with a woman with weird hair, unless she’s a law student going nuts her last year of hair freedom before being buckled up in conservative clothes. Except for students their last year before entering a conservative profession – those are fine – mutilating your hair just because shows you don’t care about yourself or others.
          Now if I wouldn’t consider a non-lawstudent roommate with funny coloured hair because I know they’ll be a mean bitch like my ex-roommate who was a feminist tomboy who couldn’t get guys than hate on me when she’d invite boys over and they’d all follow me, and hit on me, and I was tyring to shoo them away. My french feminist ex-roommate was awful, she had an opinion on everything, even how to use the tea/coffee boiler thing. She would always pick on me for wearing make up, bitch about patriarchy, but then get mad her men would be chasing me and annoying me (not my type!!!!). At the time, I was focusing on my new job, self-development, religion…. so I was happy when not SJW-tolerating cucks were in the house.
          Now I couldn’t tolerate that annoying bitch who is like Big Red but with Triggly Puff’s hair of a roommate, I left. I refuse to work with uber-modern feminists – that’s asking for trouble.
          Now imagine if a guy wants to lose half his life savings to somebody who can’t even be a decent roommate to an Arab woman’s rights advocate? The feminist bitch and other feminist bitches like her made men women’s rights advocate for Arab women, MRA for western men.

        3. How small minded are you that you needed a paragraph to justify your own insecurity with open minded people al least open enough to express themselves in front of others unlike yourself lol

        4. Apparently you have issues that you are clearing pushing onto others because your dick is so small that you are embarrassed. I’m so sorry that you have to live with this teeny tiny cock that no one wants to touch. I’ll pray for you and your poor wife who has to put up with your inability to satisfy her sexually.

        5. I’m a woman married to a man. So you are right that if I would have had transgender surgery as a woman I’d have a teeny tiny cock – that’s the only medically available option for transgenders. Because I couldn’t have shoulders like a viking and be hung like an African warlord – I chose to accept my gender as a woman and learn how to act female and instead married a man who had those attributes. It works. I am a woman married to man… you seem to be confused, LOL, but I love it. You think I’m a dude.

        6. that’s why he chases tattoos and hair colors of the teeny bopper world bc his dick is too small to please real women lol

      2. what the fuck has same sex marriage have to do with anything, lol. Anyway, a person’s dyed hair color has nothing to do with their personality, just their standards of beuty.

        1. A woman who thinks same-sex marriage is alright does not understand that marriage is a lifetime commitment, regardless of love, sex or attraction. She already has commitment issues and cannot be trusted.

        2. Are you serious?! The fact that you can say something like that just proves how ignorant you are. I support same-sex marriage. Does that mean that I have commitment issues just because I think that regardless of who you want to marry, you should be able to get married?

        3. If I were her I would want to marry the person that I know that I can spend the rest of my life with. Therefore I would what to get married to that person regardless of who I married before. I would want to be able to marry them if they were a man or a woman.
          The only problem is that there are too many variables, it all depends on your situation (if you have been married before, who you love, etc) so please don’t judge anyone’s love live without knowing what you’re talking about.

        4. Sorry, I had a horrible experience with my feminist ex roommate, feminist ex-cofounder of a company I started. I am an Arab women’s rights activist – but western women made me anti western feminist and pro men’s rights in the west. These people are like living with a cowardly ISIS member – same mentality – just afraid to get a gun and kill you. If I couldn’t tolerate 3 months of this crap… how can you expect a man to marry a Daeshi woman and lose half his life savings to her.
          It’s too much of a risk and men should take precautions. Also my former rooommate had that TrigglyPuff bun going on, wouldn’t remove it. Need an article on Triggly Puff buns, warn men not lose half their life savings in a divorce court

        5. I’m sorry, so you had a bad experience with one person and that put you off any person in that same category, ever?
          I think that makes you stupid, not the other way around.

        6. Feminists call everyone they disagree with stupid or a basket of deplorables is the latest trend. Go find yourself a Mormon, Catholic or Othrodox Church and then get back to me when you stop sounding like a edgy Vagina Monologues male feminist. If I am not interested in the Vagina Monologues, I don’t care to hear about the Penis Monologues either.

        7. I think you should go to an Orthodox/Catholic/Mormon church and how how to communicate with non-feminist non SJW women. If you want Vagina Monologues and to be falsely accused of rape, go to the gender studies program in college campuses

        8. I would agree up to a point.. a person’s natural hair color says nothing about their personality. However, making a deliberate decision to walk around looking like they’ve stolen a clown’s wig or they recently got their head stuck in a cotton candy machine says a lot about them..its just that it’s not saying much that’s good.

        9. I was a feminist. But then I found out when I meant that married Saudi women should be able to drive is not what feminism is in the West, it’s marxism for women. That I am against. Previously I thought feminism had to do with equality of men and women. Nope post 1963 feminism is about dictatorship of female proletariat, oppressing men and pushing cultural marxism, destroying western civilization and destablizing it. So now that I know that the “equality” thing was bullshit, I’m against. Because I’m for equality I can no longer be a feminist in the West. I’m an egalitarian

        10. Definitely not meaningless, one should always keep an open mind about their ignorance.

        11. But you can’t back up the claim that I’m ignorant, so it’s meaningless.
          One should always keep an open min about their ignorance.

        12. lol same sex marriage is real and happening and the funny thing is more straight people divorce and marry too early and marry four or five times! Most gay couples I know have been together many many years so eat a dildo

        1. I do this all the time. I tell them I like their tats and nail them all the while knowing it’s going to be a one night stand because women with tattoos are damaged goods. Who the fck wants to be stuck with a scarred up gutter slut?

      3. It’s okay no one would let any of your gross smegma dicks anywhere near them anyway.

      4. Why is supporting same-sex marriage and drugs bad?
        There’s a difference between a gay pride parade and a gay wedding.

      1. Don’t forget Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers. “I change my hair every week and a half dude, get used to it.”

        1. Shut up fag. You are the one crying and fapping to us about comments almost a year old.
          GTFO===============>>>>

    5. Thanks for that great posting!!! I love starting the morning with a good laugh. : ) !!!!!!!!!!

    6. Because calling someone you don’t know a “slut” isn’t fallacious at all? Lol. MRA logic.

    7. my feminist ex-roommate was an asshole jerk – no one can live with that intolerant bitch from Quebec. She had a TrigglyPuff bun going on, we need an article how those buns are also SJW predictors. Nobody else wears them, and SJWs make impossible roommates as a woman – everyone hated my ex-roommate – I heard it was like a revolving door. Beautiful apartment – but now I know why the too good of a good rate – had an SJW included

  2. It used to be a case of ‘if she’s ginger up top is she ginger down below?’ Now its a question of if she’s carrot on top how many carrots has she had below riding the carrot carousel.
    As above, so below

  3. I like my girls blonde but I once dated one of the most beautiful creatures alive and she had but Brown hair, olive skin, light blue eyes and a body that would put most models to shame ( in fact her two sisters are models and she was ten times hotter.) I saw her about six months ago and she had dyed it blonde. It was so unnatural and she went from a 9.9 to a 6. It’s a real shame.

      1. Yeah.
        I idealized blondes at the height of my brainwashed, blue pill days. Just saying.

        1. Most likely you got your preference from Playboy. Practically none of the Playmates have ever been naturally blonde, and often go bleach blonde, which isn’t a natural color, to get into the mag. Tells you something,huh?

        2. Are you sure? I remember plenty of red heads and dark haired women. In fact it was a mid ’70’s issue my dad had that got me hooked on red heads, as I recall. Lots of blondes,fake or otherwise no doubt, but not exclusively.

        3. Right plenty of blondes, but not exclusive. Maybe my frame of reference is different, I was at peeking age in the 1970’s.

  4. To get unnatural hair colors girls need to bleach their hair first before adding those colors. This means that these girls are often permanently damaging their hair.
    Not to mention that hair bleaches and dyes are toxic to the environment.

      1. Sometimes the damage can affect how the hair grows in the future:
        “Overprocessing, cuticle stripping, and bubble hair .
        Overprocessing the hair is the most common cause of physical hair damage
        by far. Perming, straightening, bleaching, and dyeing the hair all
        involve quite harsh chemicals that can significantly affect the
        integrity of hair fiber. Using these cosmetic approaches too frequently
        or inappropriately can lead to irreversible damage to the hair fiber.
        The more hair fiber is damaged by these processes the weaker it will be
        and the more likely it will break off.”
        From: http://www.americanhairloss.org/types_of_hair_loss/hair_shaft_defects.asp

        1. The passage here seems to indicate that the current hair fibre will be damaged, not hair that grows in the future. If the body can heal a torn ligament I’m sure that hair that hasn’t even grown yet will be fine.

        2. I think you can actually damage the follicle it grows out of. Your skin has a preferred PH and even washing too much can cause damage.

  5. Looking forward to the 4000 foaming at the mouth comments when jezebel readers find out how useless we think they are.

  6. I would put an emphasis on impulsivity which can also be applied to girls that get useless, meaningless tattoos; that smoke; binge on drugs and alcohol. A girl that doesn’t have any self respect on the appearance/health of her body sure as hell won’t care about how many cocks she ridden or the type of men who ride her.
    On the bright side, impulsive girls are great for ONS and short term fuck buddy arrangements, date them/marry them at your own peril.

    1. Yeah, the bottom line is all these external signals are signs of how she is inside. Hair changes weekly? She is unstable and unsure of herself. Sticks needles and shards of metal into her body? Sees herself as ugly and incomplete. Cropped haircut and crazy colors? She is flightly and ungrounded.
      I’ve started paying attention to little details about them all–what kind of shoes they are wearing, what kind of car they drive, what kind of jewelry– but not in the way they think. If they drive a new luxury auto I assume they are bad with money and spend beyond their means, plus are high maintenance. If they wear brand new designer clothing, the same; however, if they wear attractive stylish clothes which show off their body, combined with heels and feminine styles like dresses or skirts, bingo. If they wear loose jeans and flip flops they are lazy or sloppy or unfeminine. The kind of jewelry tells me a little about their personality–are they wearing rings? Often you can tell what jewelry was given by their father and what was given by a beta chump. Also I am in to watches so that’s always of interest to me. A girl that has a nice simple necklace, small bracelet, cool watch, is a girl who knows how to compliment and draw attention to her highlights and minimize her flaws. A girl that wears 6 bracelets on one arm and has trinkets all over her body is confused and likely into weird voodoo shit. These are all signs that can save you from wasting your time.

      1. Well said, we have similar tastes and tells we look for.

      2. Stay away from women who are into using ouji boards.

        1. Dude, why, that’s a guaranteed lay right there once you subtly push the board around and have “the spirits” tell her she needs to have sex with you.

        2. She asked me my sign, and I told her “poltergeist”. In like flynn.
          seriously, those boards are creepy….something goin on there…

  7. I guess this article could be summed up as: If you dye your mind a stupid colour, your hair will follow suit

  8. Point 4: Investment Banker and Physicians are pieces of shit and whores, you can through in a lot of pandering entrepreneurs too.
    Point 5: Women on the conservative side are the worst as far as angling whores go. And usually they are fiscal conservatives with very little social conservancy. i.e. business whores.
    In these cases I speak of ‘whore’ as opposed to ‘sluts.’ A short definition: the first thing that pops into a whore’s head is “oh money!”, the first thing that pops into a slut’s head, “oh fun.”

  9. In short, every girl who deliberately changes her appearance beyond the natural will not bring any value to a man’s life socially.
    I can’t understand why many men today think girls with short hair, tattoos, alternative clothes, dyed hair and piercings while complaining all the time about ‘inequalities’ they have no idea about are attractive.
    The most happy women I ever met were traditionally minded. They don’t need to dye their hair or get gory tattoos and/or piercings to get attention. Their natural beauty, their humble attitude and their down-to-earth honesty are values every (real) man appreciates and immediately recognises such that male attention naturally follows. And they don’t need to complain about social issues and proclaim how “empowered and strong they are” because they take their lives in their own hands and don’t need beta orbiters or the government to do so.
    Good wine needs no bush.

      1. these things are used to enhance the beauty that is already there, not to ruin it, so no I wouldn’t count them

        1. You should see what Nicole Eggert from Baywatch looks like now. Goddamn curdled milk!

        2. It’s difficult to watch her age. Very few women have ever been that gorgeous, to watch it fade is saddening. She’s held out pretty well and managed to put off the wall longer than most, but alas…nature always wins in the end. I have similar sadness at how Terri Garr hit the wall, hard.

        3. I dont wanna know…I remember her from charles in charge (scott baio is immortal).

        4. And the worst thing for men who get older (and fail to get richer) is they have to fuck those old ladies.

        5. I’d still do Aniston, and maybe that Varga chick (whatever the fuck her name is), but otherwise the pickins get real slim after 40.

        6. And the Number 1 reason: obesity. Women all got sold on that “it’s genetic” shit.
          And it’s not even all body. A woman who can’t look in a mirror and think “OMG look at this I have to do something” is totally lacking awareness of everything else and is for the most part a self propelled stomach or human slug (equally brainless on each account).

        7. Looks like some overweight middle age white slag on okcupid that has 137 betas messaging her.

        8. I know…..I’d love to message her just once and mention to her “you’re a little fatter than I remember”…just to hear a response from her.
          I know…what a dick. Yes, I am.

        1. So the permanence is the issue? Would spray in color for a night be acceptable? Would that be any different than wearing a loud shirt/blouse or having loud nails?
          I agree the general rule does hold true. I’m just playing devil’s advocate/troll because I have trouble with hard, fast, all-or-nothing statements. I also like girls that dress brightly and accent themselves. I had green hair way back in college. My GF in college just got purple highlights. I think Agent Hand is a MILF. I guess they are exceptions to the rule though.

      2. This is a toss up for me. I actually prefer a woman with natural beauty who doesn’t need makeup, and have dated a few girls like that. But the key is the changing of appearance “beyond the natural”.. Makeup mimics the natural beauty of the most attractive women and brings it to those of less than perfect looks. The ideal woman has big, beautiful eyes. Mascara makes girls with small eyes look like their eyes are more prominent than they really are. The ideal woman has a rosy hue, blush makes them all appear like they are fertile. In moderation, makeup can be ok, but it is still false advertising and you should see her without any.

    1. and here everyone thought porn stars and strippers were the only damaged women in society.

        1. I’m saying all porn stars. It’s my opinion but any woman who’s is doing this line of work has some problems in her life (past or present).

        2. Suppose you or some other man was a [hetero] pornstar, isn’t that different?

  10. Its like I said to a black chick one day: “blonde hair on a black woman screams ‘stripper!’”

  11. As the author noted women who work out at the gym or who enjoy exercise as part of their healthy lifestyle are less likely to have the colored hair, tattoos, and piercings. Of course there are exceptions but I have yet to see one girl at my gym with ugly trifecta.

    1. I was just at the gym. My biggest problem is trying to focus on myself with all the beautiful woman of all kinds in there working out.

        1. I also made a mental note. Don’t think about the chick doing the stiff leg deadlifts when you’re in the men’s showers. It will create an unfavorable impression…

        2. The yoga pants makes it hard for me to concentrate, what’s a man to do?

        3. Yeah but those are every five feet in public now, not just the gym. THAT screams attention whore, when they wear them superfluously!

        4. Also @robertsadler:disqus plus, have you noticed the copycat gym “uniform” women wear now? Starting from the bottom: neon or some other obnoxiously-colored shoes, sometimes TWO different colored socks (why?!?), spandex pants of some derivative (the colors and patterns/graphic get more “lively” by the month, it seems), shirt with the sides cut out low with sports bra underneath, and a hat turned sideways with some slogan on it (EVERY DAMN DAY! or some trendy neologism to “prove” how “hard” you go at in the gym).
          Which is funny because it’s not like the majority of women truly exercise hard anyway. They have a “more is better” mentality of the longer they burn time in the gym, the better, and the weirder the exercise is also the better (combining squats with overhead presses or curling dumbbells with one leg raised), instead of sticking to orthodox, time-proving exercises.
          My uniform? Asics wrestling shoes I ONLY wear to them gym and either black mesh basketball shorts or black sweatpants and a Hanes V-neck shirt, all of which I also only wear to the gym and have five pairs of each for strictly that purpose.

        5. I’ve never really understood women wearing hundreds of dollars worth of clothing to sweat in. I have noticed the cost of said clothing is inversely related to actual output. I’m all about the corporate logo freebie sh–t I get every time I do a charity run, and I can usually pick up enough of those during running season to get me through the winter. The dry fit stuff is nice if you run outdoors in cold climates though. That’s maybe the only worthwhile garment purchase.

        6. Fuck yoga pants man!
          Yoga pants are the push up bra for the ass.
          They are designed to lift and separate, making the butt appear much fuller and rounder. Once you take them off it all falls to shit.
          Why do you think so many chicks wear them?

        7. I like to wear random shit to the gym. Once you have won ever powerlifting meet in your area you kinda have a free ticket to do whatever you want in the gym.
          Just the other day I rocked up in cargo pants, boots and a plaid flannelette shirt (sleeves rolled down). Started repping out pretty heavy deads, funny looks were had buy all.

        8. It appears that you have been victimized by these yoga pants and their false promises. Getting a girl naked can be hit or miss, sometimes they look better with the clothes on.

      1. No wanking at the nautilus stations you. Wanking ist verboten in ze gym!
        (Unless it’s an arm day)

  12. OKCupid is full of the dyed hair types where I live, and they are all batshit crazy. Like properly Daddy-Fucked-Up-Big-Time crazy. If you can run a convincing enough Bad Boy game, or play the Starving Artist or some other little fantasy like that, you’ll probably get a bit of action.
    The question is, do you really want it from someone like that?

    1. I’ve never seen a bloke play the artist card when he wasn’t one, but the bad boy routine is classic.

    2. OKCupid is akin to excavating the tar pits in ANY city. The girls on there are even underneath the bottom of the totem pole of life. Fat girls who conveniently leave out full-body shots and a wasteland of single moms hoping to find a bill-splitter, all of who act more entitled and “picky” than they have any right to!

    3. I strongly suggest that a good portion of OKC profiles are simply to signal to other women that she is more feminist/sjw than thou. They’re not really looking for anybody, it’s just ego boosting, and getting one over on other women, ie: “I’m better than you bitch”

    4. I do.
      For forty minutes. Longer if she’s kinky.
      Then me and my false name are outta there.

  13. I lived in Portland for two years and you could not have written a better article about this.
    It’s the pink haired chicks with the banjo at the open mic night who make me have explain “Um, like, yah, so what’s your REAL job?” when I meet a girl and tell her I’m a musician and composer….

  14. “investment bankers, entrepreneurs, engineers, and physicians”
    Aside from physician, how many women in general are in these professions?
    The next female engineer I meet will be the first female engineer I’ve met.

    1. LOL. But seriously guys, let’s stop pedastalizing investment bankers. They make a lot of money, but they don’t really contribute to society, and it’s not particularly hard to lend money.

    1. And the sad part is when the girl would have been cute if it wasn’t for the ink, dye, and piercings.

      1. I recently met a very warm, kind, young, caring woman with a buzz cut and she is a polyamorist bisexual or something crazy.. Basically meaning she is an animal lacking control who fucks anything no matter what is between its legs. It was quite disappointing because in a sane society, she would be good female material, but she is utterly corrupted now and works in a nonprofit that goes around to public schools and indoctrinates kids on how trannies are cool (seriously).
        It makes your head want to explode because she has a gentle, sweet voice and pleasant smile and if you closed your eyes you would think you were in the presence of a real feminine woman. My opinion on homosexuality was always, eh, who cares? But I am starting to buy some of the slippery slope argument stuff.

        1. I’m pretty sure she doesn’t shoot anyone down, male or female. The bitterness is directed towards the society that teaches women that this is what will make them happy, when in the end it will leave them sad, alone, and unfulfilled.

    2. Yes and women have a herd mentality; if one see one she perceives as prettier and thinner than her getting more male attention (or in this case, male attention in general) she copies her and it spreads like a plague from person to person, city to city. You don’t see traits like this in men.

      1. That’s why we can’t let them vote or occupy any position of power. They are not fit. I’m not a misogynist for saying that. I’m saying the same thing about cats and dogs and I like those, but I think it would be stupid to have a cat for president.

    3. it says “I’m a disgusting ragged whore that has no problem with defiling myself for attention”

  15. Get ready for the “I have dyed hair and I’m this article doesn’t apply to me” comments

  16. never date… but they’re definitely easy. just tell them how unique they are and how their hair looks so beautiful… bang: shooting rainbow-fish… in a barrel (of course most of them are also the size of a barrel).

  17. What, you guys wouldn’t bang this here winner all damn day? Neither would I, or any self-respecting man. The Betas must have a field day with this one:

      1. I’m sure even she’s still trying to figure that one out. Looks like a bag of Skittles fucked some grenade shrapnel.

        1. ahaha! I almost spit out my coffee! Seriously, these people have some psychological issues.

        2. Yeah they sure are growing up severely compromised with no Daddy around and a single mom who’s probably no more that 17 years older than them and still partying and riding cocks while claiming to be “strong and independent” working as a bank teller while siphoning off of the government/us so they resort to these stunts for attention as a result of their damages from being emotionally skullfucked.
          If that doesn’t make your skin crawl, I don’t know what does.

        3. What is unfortunate is there is a whole batch of girls raised under this umbrella to be little boys in girls bodies, because their mother left them hanging. The daughters in turn become a success story in every way that a son typically should expect now the girl is thirty and at risk of being barren because she had to be the son/ father her mother wasn’t able to keep around. And this is the woman, other women hail with girl power praises and who we sing miss independent for. Success stories as people, degenerate failures as women. Got to love the freedom broken families affords us all.

      2. Sad thing really. If she didn’t have the piercings and the crazy hair and eyebrow colors she could be attractive.

      1. Without a doubt. Copycat mentality they all have, ya know. Amazing how it seems to spread like a signal along a telephone cable!

      1. Most likely divorced parents or major major issues. Then you get the ones who come from respectable backgrounds who use this form of acceptable attention whoring in order to hire issues.

    1. I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn’t physically be able to perform if I saw that naked.

    2. YYEEEEEEAAAAAAH!
      KILL IT! SET IT ON FIRE! IT MUST NOT BREED!
      Does anyone have a priest on speed dial?!

        1. on second thought, call the Ghostbusters!
          fuck, all of them suddenly grew tits too, didn’t they? Mother fucker, can’t find any good help today!

  18. Yes I agree died hair is useless and impulsive and women do this ,lots of them do. But I see lots of guys with eqaully stupid things adorning their body. Tons of guys on here are no doubt laughing and agreeing but they themselves have tattoos or earrings or smoke cigarets or smoke weed. If your going to write an article condemning frivoluse things why stop at women becuase I see an equal amount of males doing about the same things just a tad more say masculine some women gets a coy fish and you get a samurai or a tribal. I saw a guy at work with a tatoo on his inner bicep that said ” yee yee” at least died hair comes off that would take actual money more than twenty girls dying there hair four differnt colors to get off.

    1. Why would we need an article to tell us not to date guys with dyed hair?

      1. The article is titled that but the author to me is stating why women with died hair are stupid or undesirable. And it is true, but women take all there cues from men, men lead the fashion industry men lead the entertainment industry, if you can call it an industry. So to adress just females dying there hair left me wanting more. Like why do women dye their hair or where is this coming from I am in fact in so cal seeing more of this but as soon as turned on my tv which I don’t do often I see a male with his hair dyed purple he’s a rapper. So obviolsly this is a far reaching prevalent trend for both sexes. But if you just want to read another article why women are stupid go ahead.

        1. You mean gay men lead those industries I believe.
          The article was why not to date them. It gave valid reasons. The topic of men who do this, and there are some, is irrelevant because we do not date men. Had the article been about Millenials in general but only focused on the women then you’d have a point.

        2. But dating is the highest form of approval. If you wouldn’t date her then you probably do not aprove of it at all. To talk of women right now is to talk of this generation becuase we are linked and to adress one is to adress the other because no man liveth unto himself. The author is saying dont date these women because they are probably a feminist follower I got it. But it gives no solution to the problem why is she a feminist follower or just a simple airhead who watches to much tv and picks up fashion advice from it. I’m saying as the leaders of the earth this falls on the man becuase they take fashion cues from males gay or not. This trend is being pushed like tatoos where pushed and it is a bit hypocritical for any one who’s partaken of a pushed trend to laugh or to just adress the female portion of the trend. This is another one of those articles posted on this site to me that just bashes women. I agree with the article but it doesn’t adress the whole picture. I’m not a sjw or whatever you call it on this site I was just pointing that out.

        3. You are missing the point. The whole issue why not to date them.
          I’m not going to spend the rest of the day belaboring this any longer.

        4. I can read ,I got the point of the article don’t date them, I got it. Then I made points of my own wich somehow you feel the need to say mine doesn’t apply or they are out of context. Go belabour yourself elsewhere and leave me to my entertainment of thinking deep.

  19. Absolutely agree, any female who dyes her hair some absurd color, stay the fuck away. It’s our red flag to seek elsewhere and it’s a sign for the beta to come in because “wow she’s so like…… different ya know?”

        1. Maybe, but it depends where you meet these women. They are grown up emos with an rape ace up their sleeve if you happen to meet their criteria when they sober up.

      1. Why? That only validates their attention seeking behavior. Why would they change if they can get high value men, even if only for a few hours?

        1. Correct. Even if your goal is just to pump and dump, the dumb cotton candy heads see it as validation. If they want to come to me and make it easy, I will glad paint the cotton candy white. But I am not giving one iota of effort on that piss.

        2. They’re usually wild in bed, that’s all I’m saying. It might bewilder you if you actually knew how many betas consider dyed hair arousing. Then you have the bad boys who look for a cheap romp and then inbetweeners who would have a go at that. Missing on a fuck because of hair colour is a bit over the top and with all these celebrities embracing this fashion statement you see more and more women giving this a go and you find yourself going against a tidal wave of women’s wishes.

        3. So? Betas have to embrace anything, because they are insipid, thirsty beasts. They hold no validation value to these women, they know that they could do anything and betas and omegas would mew over them.
          A restaurant I frequent has a gorgeous waitress with zero ink, only ear piercings, and her hair long and natural. The place has a lot of tatted, dyed, pierced types. I made it a point to compliment her on her good sense and good aesthetics. She was surprised because she hears betas giving up the “u r hawt!” thing to the tatted dyed skanks, to which I replied by asking her if she would value the opinion of the kind of weak spined men who gave it. And then she practically beamed. Said it in range of some of the tatted dyed skanks, they had shocked looks on their faces.
          Of course tatted dyed skanks can get men, but when a man a woman thinks is high quality expresses his admiration for not being a herd following idiot, they take notice.

        4. I don’t care what hordes of betas care about, nor do I care what a tidal wave of ridiculous women wish for.
          No one should on either count.

        5. They couldn’t break break an egg shell if they threw it at a wall. GTFO with that bs sonny, all that “bitch face, tatted skin with an added bull nose ring on top” attitude make women look like they have nothing to show but their looks and a lacking personality.

        6. It’s not that I care about what women think or say, I haven’t since I’ve noticed their 2 faced, hypocritical behaviours since the diva drama for no reason days in high school.
          It’s been a long weekend here in the UK and 3 days of pub crawling made me realise that elegant women in their early to mid 20s are incredibly rare. If you spot one in the distance, as you get closer you notice that disgusting bull nose ring: yuck, yuck, yuck. Did, I mention that each and every one in a pub/nightclub come with a thigh and forearm tattoo?
          Simple women know their value and they would play so hard to get, that it make you think a dyed hair vag would be enough for an ONS.

        7. The best of both worlds then, to get one over and discourage that twink hair behavior, is to plant it in her ass without warning.

        8. The tatted dyed skanks can get men because they are broadcasting loud and clear to all men within eyesight that they are available and eager to bang.

        9. I believe I’ve come up with a great way to offend them on many different levels.
          It: what, you don’t like my neon green hair?
          Me: no it means you’re insecure and want other people to stare at you.
          It: that’s not true, I do it for me me me me me me, abusive rapist shitlord!
          Me: no you don’t, and here’s why. When I take off to the woods to kill Bambi’s mother with my semi automatic shotgun I am required by law to wear neon hunter orange. The reason is because it naturally attracts attention and ensures that all hunters in a square mile radius have no choice but to see me. It’s only purpose is to draw attention where if I didn’t wear it, nobody would see me. Clear science thus shows that neon loud bright colors are meant to attract attention. Now please do tell me you don’t think that having neon hair does the same, cupcake.

  20. date them? No.
    Fuck them? yeah maybe depends on who.
    Girls usually look better in their natural state.

  21. Add in pierced nose and shaved side-head and you have the unholy trinity of a loser.

  22. Oh gee let me guess, that Zoe Quinn thing pictured above is a self-styled “expert” in anime, comic books, and video games? For they all seem to have a predictable, cookie-cutter look amongst them!

  23. Most girls I see with dyed hair are fat anyway so they already make this trend a turnoff. You just can’t beat natural blonde hair.

  24. These women make me think of the whole ‘my little pony’ phenomenon – with much beadier eyes. I don’t believe in segregation or apartheid or anything, but would it be so wrong if they were only allowed to breed with bronies and vice versa?

      1. as long they’re sterilized and kept behind high walls there’s no reason why they can’t find love

  25. Even more disgraceful: All over Fakebook there are very young girls getting cotton candy hair as well, as shown off by dumb cotton candy headed moms.

        1. Dumb comment. I love you foaming at the mouth. Every time you say you are laughing, you BP is off the charts

        2. Bats is an apron wearing, stay at home dad. Between Maury and My Two Dads the good bats finds time to regale us with his logical fallacies.

        3. Actually I work and my wife stays home with our little guy. Nice try though.

        4. So you are a sexist hypocrite? Why are you trapping mom’s at home Bats? All so you can drool over the neighbor’s tatted, green haired, daughter? Tsk. Tsk. Bats

        5. Actually it was her choice to stay at home and raise our son.
          Nice try turning it on me, but you fail.

        6. No fail here, bats. You live in a glass house and the world knows it. Now, step away from the apron and get back to work.

        7. Hi, my wife stays at home with my boy while I work, and while I am at work I troll sites to defend garbage broads.

        8. Because there is no such thing as “breaks” or “lunches” when at work clearly.

        9. That the best you’ve got? I’m actually on break right now but nice try. Soon I’ll go back to work making beer.
          Which is only work in that they pay me for something I love.
          Now got anything else kid? Nah but then what can I expect from a kid who picks Jason “the worst Robin” Todd as a username.

        10. What’s that? No “clever” comeback Heisi? Generic insult material all used up kid?

        11. Hard to do when there is nothing clever coming from the other side. Just a misled sheep.

        12. I knocked it out of the park. You’re only responding for my amusement now.

        13. HI. I am a married man, with a son, and I say: Good, I like that you do not like cotton candy heads “More for me” ADULTERER

        14. HI. I am a married man, with a son, and I say: Good, I like that you do not like cotton candy heads “More for me” ADULTERER

        15. Were you one of those acne laced losers wishing I’d die back in ’89? Must pain you to see this hood now eh? Now stop playing with the yeast. Your lactating all over the keyboard.

        16. You need new material (and stop fantasizing about my dick I told you already I don’t go that way)

        17. I was really looking forward to some good comments on this one. Thanks for dumbing it down.
          But then again, this article is certified USDA troll bait.

        18. Hi, I’m an asshole who judges “garbage broads” just because they decided to do something with their own bodies, which is not really any of my business in the first place.”
          Get a life buddy. ~Colored hair; don’t care, and has a job.

        19. It’s pretty difficult to take the claim that you “don’t care” seriously when you go out of your way…

  26. I like it. Let them spray paint their hair, tat themselves up, and pierce anything they want.
    It’s as good as a flashing neon sign that says, “Hi, my name is X. I’m completely fucked up in the head, and should be avoided like the plague.”

      1. Right on que, as everyone here predicted. You dummy. I told you to get the fuck out of here when you were batCuntry1. You got manhandled. Just cant keep yourself away can you? Dumb asshole, beat it————->

        1. Congrats, you are the first, as predicted, dumb broad to validate this article. Dummy. When you come here, you exist solely for our pleasure.

        2. Every time you say “Dummy” all I hear is Red Foxx from his Sandford and Son days

        3. First: all male get that through your head.
          Second: nope you exist for my laughs

        4. First: I am not debating if you have a penis or not, you are still a dumb broad
          Second: Once again you have your facts confused.

        5. Can’t think of anything new?
          Again though, man. M. A. N.
          Try to get that through your skull.

        6. Speak for yourself dummy. How many fucking times do I have to tell you I am not questioning the existence of a penis? You are a dumb broad.

        7. I am speaking about myself.
          And the question of my penis isn’t a hard one. Its still there, it is still a good size, I still know how to use it.
          Anything else I missed you want to talk about my penis?
          I’ll warn you, I’m not gay if that’s why you keep going on about my dick.

        8. Run out of material already? OK think of some more and I’ll be back. You stopped amusing me.

        9. Everyone here predicts your entrance, and then here you come the dumb asshole you are. Fuck the penis, do you have a brain?

        10. There’s no fucking way you have a child and a wife when you use mom jokes.

        11. It wants you to reply to it. The point is for it to disrupt the thread. If we have twenty replies to its every snark, then mission accomplished as far as its goals are concerned.

        12. Wow you’re really obsessed with posting about my penis. Dude I told you I don’t swing that way. It’s okay if you like the D though, just don’t expect to get any from me.

        13. No wrong way off. As your dumb ass would say: “Swing and miss” LOSER

        14. Did you really just tell me to go play with your son?!?
          That’s fucked up dude.

        15. Wow “your” kid looks just like me? Amazing.
          I think you’re confusing your fantasies about my cock with reality again.
          Im sure its hard for you when all you think about and post about is my dick.

        16. Every person you communicate on here thinks you are a broad…which you are…and you don’t find that disconcerting? No, because you are a LOSER

        17. Its just you actually. You really are obsessed with wishing I was female to cover up your homoerotic fantasies.

        18. I’ve see your conversations, also under your other sock puppets. Adulterer.

        19. HI. I am a married man, with a son, and I say: Good, I like that you do not like cotton candy heads “More for me” ADULTERER.

        20. “swing and miss” at life
          HI. I am a married man, with a son, and I say: Good, I like that you do not like cotton candy heads “More for me” ADULTERER

        21. Again, not adultery if she joins. Having trouble with reading comprehension?

        22. Been in plenty of threesomes. With Feminine…broads….and enough to know you are full of shit with your posting history. You make it too easy dummy…
          Cotton candy heads are junk
          You: Glad you think that, more for me.
          Us: Dumb broad
          You: No no no Im a Man, Mayne!
          Us: you are still a broad
          You: I have a wife and kid at home!
          Us: so you are an adulterer
          You: Its not adultery when its together Mayne!
          Stick around dummy. You can learn a lot here. You are not married, and you have never been in a threesome. I can show you how.

        23. You are a female posing as a male. If you weren’t, you would not e sticking around still. “Swing and miss”

        24. I have no interest in a threesome with your boyfriend I’ve told you that. And sorry to crush your fantasies but my wife and I only involve other women in ours.

        25. You’re a broad posing as a male here. Look at your comments. Your a fucking disgrace.

        26. Thanks for ballooning the number of comments, guano. It really helps draw more people to the article 🙂

        27. You really need new lines dude.
          Also, you should just come out of that closet

        28. There’s something inside of you that draws you towards consequence free conflict. It’s not healthy.

      2. Okay so called married boy
        Heisen already exposed your gambit it’s time to crawl back to jizzebel lottle girl

    1. Yes indeed. That red flag is waving for all to see (broken woman ahead – caution).

    2. no it doesn’t, lol. It’s what makes them happy and what they think looks good on them. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, if they genuinely think they look nice with bright red hair and a nose ring then leave them be.

      1. Good thing only them and the pathetic schmuck who thinks he’s “Lucky to have her!” think so.

      2. They do it for attention. It’s self medication for the unhappy and unfulfilled.

    3. How does having tattoos, piercing or dyed hair make you fucked up in the head? Most women do this because they like the way they look, it’s their sense of fashion, it has absolutely nothing to do with their current mental state.

  27. Mostly agree except numerous females at my gym have ruined their hair. Green hair, blue hair, purple hair, most common. Lots of fake blonde. Usually have major tats also, not one small tat that’s easily concealed, but major tats all over. I get the message, they are trying hard not to look boring. Or they are tired of beta boy approaching. But it only works if the woman has a very beautiful body, otherwise forget it.

      1. Yeah sure, dye your hair green. Makes you look like a rock star, and guys won’t notice you’re 25 pounds overweight. Good luck.

  28. “women with dyed hair represent the dregs of the dating market.”
    However they are doing everyone a favour by waving their freak flag high. It saves us time and money.

    1. They’re in such numbers that women’s herd mentality kicks in, dragging others with them.

      1. They seek validation from those around them.
        Shame so many people are not comfortable in their own skin. Seen quite a few attractive women blow it with the dyed hair or tattoos.

      2. I always make the comment when any opportunity arises: “That doesn’t look good on a woman…just my opinion”. I put it out there so any woman listening gets the memo.

        1. Good, good. Women care more about what you say than you think.

        2. I know…it’s why I always say it. Many times (just cause I’m an asshole – part of my charm) I’ll look at a woman and ask her “are you going to wear that out tonight?”.
          I know that it fucks with them but at the same time many of them need to look at what the fuck they are wearing out. They are too god damn lazy to put a little effort in to going out in public.

  29. the more I think about it I think there’s something more than attention whoring here, although that’s the essence. Unnatural colours, unnatural sex, unnatural roles, unnatural beliefs. Theres a theme running here. I just can’t quite put my finger on it beyond the fact that these women are all neon-nazis

  30. Good point: I’ve never seen a girl with dyed hair during the 8 years I’ve been to the gym either: except one, and she stopped dying it not too long after she joined.

  31. Women with piercings, tattoos, blue or green hair generally go with guys of same style. If it’s that important for you to avoid them, avoid tattoos, piercings, etc on your own body and it’s gonna be really easy.

  32. The neon hair is easy, thats like one of those brightly colored toads you know to be poisonous. Easy to spot and avoid. The real danger is chicks with jet black dyed hair. I’ve never encountered one that wasn’t accompanied by the deadest, most cock-hungry slut eyes. They are the real danger, because they lull men into a false sense of security. When really the black hair is telling you they want to see themselves as some kind of “dark” seductress or whatever, there is a whole pile of daddy issues and mental illness festering just underneath.

  33. FUCK YEAH! The article I’ve been waiting on! Can’t wait for this shit to go viral.

  34. Also their bright hair reminds me of poisonous animals in the wild. They’re toxic creatures that when consumed or touched: are nearly fatal.

    1. I like it. These chicks are Poison Dart Frogs. PDF’s for short now.

  35. The most dangerous species is the “alternative” middle aged lady with purple hair and paganish jewellery. Common sight in British shores, especially on the service desk of some culture- related taxpayer- funded space. Horrible customer service ahead! My little pony- haired folk also make horrible bosses so it really is a warning sign
    As someone who used to dye my hair (dark brown and black) when younger I admit it was a huge mistake. Hairdressers feed on this by hinting that your natural colour is “mousy” but that’s bs, everyone looks best with the natural hair. Getting the my little pony look takes some 3 dyes (2 bleachings and the pastel shade) so there’s not much hair left after that. Purple locks tend to be followed by regret and pixie cut.

        1. “It’ll ride up with wear”
          Code for every BS line fed by corporate America today.

      1. She musta been a real whack-job. Every episode it was a different color. MAN, I loved that show!

      2. the difference between her and every SJW is that when she talked about her pussy, it took on a whole different connotation.

    1. Doubtful. He told you that because he is probably incapable of landing a woman who is not insecure and attention seeking. He’ll take anything you do and smile and tell you it’s great. At night when he sleeps though he still has dreams of what a non broken woman might be like.
      Enjoy your meek yes man, you’ve earned him. Oh how you will grow to loathe and despise him, heh.

      1. As truthful as your statement is, she will never believe it until it’s too late.

        1. If she follows the type, she won’t believe it even then, she’ll just call him a load of sailor curse words and dump his pansy ass off on a street corner when she leaves with the kids.

        2. I’d like to ask her “what man, aside from your husband, have you ever heard say loves dyed hair” just to see the hamster start spinning

      2. Although red hair is not as ugly as blue, green, purple etc. I agree with this article but I once had a brunette gf dye her hair red and I loved it. Something about those redheads…

        1. I like red heads, as in pretty Irish girl red head, not “I’m Fanny the Firetruck!” bright faux plastic red.

        2. Haha yes the shade definitely makes a difference. And natural redheads will always be at the top.

        3. True redheads….not this fake, plastic redhead look that most celebrities are doing today with many followers.

      3. Isn’t that the truth. She has a “yes man” – plain and simple.
        Either that….or he is tired of her look and is wanting to hook up with that “slut” for the night. She’s playing a role for him. But it’s probably the former….he’s weak and a yes man.

    2. coz he knew he wasn’t gonna get sex if he said….he hated it.
      next time go pound on some extra kilos….I am sure he’ll love that too

        1. Hey honey, do these jeans make my butt look fat?
          No, you butt makes your butt look fat :o)

        2. Yes ladies let’s chime in with our delusional yapping about this disgusting blob being “curvy”. This is what happens when being over weight gets out of control.

  36. The most fucked up ones are:
    died hair and/or
    late 20s-early 30s and/or:
    -constantly travelling to bizarre destinations (india,cambodia,africa)
    -Kiwi or Australian,living in Europe (somehow they all are fucked)
    -claims to be “outdoorsy” (=like camping,rock climbing,skiing)
    -yoga lovers( stay away!!!under no circumstances approach a yoga loving died hair well-traveled rock climbing woman closer than 5 metres!)
    The “travelling” thingy is the crucial one. Somehow women who “just love to travel” and build their lives around travelling are seriously mental. They are also the most boring and bitter women you can find. I have no idea where it comes from but the observations are accurate.This is applicable to women from Western and Eastern Europe ,USA, antipodes etc.

    1. The traveling thing to me indicates: Spendthrift. Emotionally immature. Probable female sex tourist.

    2. exactly…such women are only good for PUMP & DUMP.
      even if you date them…never make it serious.
      THE ONLY REASON A MAN SHOULD BE BOTHERED WITH THEM IS COZ THEY ARE EASY LAYS. MAKE THEM YOUR PERSONAL CUM DEPOSITORY.

      1. I don’t know. With her face looking like a pin cushion and Ronald McDonald hair, I can’t even get it up to dump a load.

    3. If I ever heard a woman say “I don’t really like traveling”, I’d immediately consider her wife material.

      1. Rather: “I think travelling is overrated” . She will be the one.

    4. Thailand is FULL of these kind of women, Chaing Mai especially. What’s hilarious is why they wonder why no men pay them any attention.

  37. all of em dye the hair some colour or another
    what the hell is this video loading up on the side of my screen?, fuck you rok

    1. Accenting, highlighting or dying your hair a natural human color is fine. Walking into the parlor and saying “Make me look like Bozo the Clown, but with less dignity” takes a special kind of self loathing and insecure need to attention whore.

  38. You see female comic book characters with unnatural hair colors. Do chicks pick up on that as a form of nerd signaling?

    1. True, however do you notice that those comic characters are never exactly normal. Neither their assassins, space aliens, daughters of the devil, witches, etc. Pretty much a tell of a woman being a villain in a comic is her having unnaturally colored hair.

    2. At least the female comic book characters are mostly thin, in great shape, and have feminine proportions. Most tattooed lime green haired bitches I see are shaped like the Michelin man.

    3. Surly you’re not suggesting that women are mimicking those sexist, misogynist female cartoon characters?

  39. As a woman’s hair colour diverges from the natural, the chance that she is bugfuck insane increases accordingly.

  40. I once saw guys with died hair.
    Near Seattle.
    The one with the full head of blue hair had a beard… and was wearing a cartoon tail… and… (wait for it)
    … was apparently on some kind of hormone treatment because that bearded twink-haired head looked as if it were grafted onto a fat girl’s body.
    Sure sure… just normal people who feel like they were born in the wrong body. Riiiiiight.

    1. Ahhh Dok, every one of your posts makes me laugh out loud! And then I realize that every one actually happened.

  41. Hmm.I disagree with them not being attractive.A bitch with pink/green hair a tongue ring and some tattoos?Yum Fucked up yes.Sexy yes.

    1. A puddle of mud water will suffice for a man lost in the desert.

    2. See, you think Yum when you see her, I think, “I bet she doesn’t bathe or shave her pits when I see her”.

        1. I would’t want to find out… honestly, there’s just too many wholesome clean looking ones out there… and I might actually turn one into a relationship whereas with a girl like this, the best I could hope for is a short one night stand.

  42. Ive seen this trend explode in the last few months. Visually I dont mind it. Sometimes it looks good on the right person and right skin tone and makeup. Ninety nine percent of the time it’s the default identity of the fat, pasty, no makeup, doughy, out of shape tell tale signs of a militant S.J.W. I avoid these people like the plague.

  43. ‘ Nobody sits down to their desk, opens up a couple Microsoft Excel spreadsheets, takes a sip of their Americano, and decides to turn their hair neon green.”
    Touche’
    Of all the Microsoft applications ( Word, Powerpoint, Access, Outlook)
    Excel still is by leagues, way more in depth and really does take stern discipline to learn. I have a degree in Economics and am outright ashamed of the fact I can;t navigate Excel effectively, albeit being able to use all other Microsoft apps with no problems.

    1. Do the maths in databases and use pivot tables to chart it out in Excel.
      The magic of Excels, ta da.

    2. Nobody sits down at their desk, opens up any Microsoft application and takes a sip of their Americano. They’re finished the Americano before the the damn application is running.

  44. The chick in the header photo looks like a Day-Glo vampire. Christ.
    But yeah, any excessive attempt to thumb one’s nose at traditional beauty standards is usually a bad sign. No chick with dyed purple hair ever inspired a man to do great things.

    1. But, they sure have inspired some men to have a great deal of fun.
      The rebellious girls are more fun and usually more pleasant. My current fling is hair dyed and tatted up biker trash. She’s the archetype of the women Matt Forney says to avoid but, I’m having fun. The chick that turned me to the dark side was a drug dealer. I will never go back to “good” girls.
      At this stage of life, I don’t want to be around any women who sees life as a constant self-improvement plan. Been there, done that.
      Feral women bring some things to the table. They’re not infected by careerism which automatically makes them more pleasant to be around. They tend to be hyper independent which generally translates into non-demanding. Contrary
      to the author, I haven’t found them to be leftists. They’re mostly apolitical, which is okay.

      1. son, you fell for the trap. It always starts that way, then as you start telling them some of your personal secrets, they start to exert force on you. They practically blackmail you at this point. then they start withholding sex. Then you find yourself not having so much fun.
        give it a little while longer, you’ll see.

        1. Wait until she ties him to the wall and makes cuck porn movies with her biker friends…

  45. 6. They have a tumblr account and post on there all day about being oppressed by the patriarchy

  46. In hindsight, I unwittingly did just this back in 2010/2011; the fact there’s an article for this confirms it to me.

  47. Someone should compile a list of indicators, physical and mental, that define someone as a leftist, so that the enemy can be better identified and dealt with

    1. A few physical indicators off the top of my head:
      1. No muscle (men)
      2. Fat (women)
      3. Thick-rimmed glasses (unisex)
      4. Piercings anywhere other than the ears (and for men, anywhere – though as an aside I can stomach belly button piercings on girls)
      5. Tattoos other than military tattoos
      6. Wearing plaid
      7. Hipster beards (you know it when you see it, some beards don’t = likely leftist)
      8. Unshaved armpits or legs (women, dead giveaway)
      9. Unnaturally dyed hair, as mentioned here
      10. Short hair on women, long hair on men (not always in the case of the latter, but it’s typically the case with modern men)
      That’s a good start I think.

  48. I consider myself a pretty down to earth person, but I do
    have highlights in my hair (that’s when very thin strips of hair are dyed a shade or two lighter than your natural color and blended in, creating a sort of sun-kissed look). I was very blonde as a child, but that has now darkened to a honey blonde. I have no grey hair (yet). I honestly consider subtle enhancements of natural beauty to be, well, pretty much mandatory. The wall approaches, and I do what I can to retain whatever beauty I have.
    I think these women with twinky hair colors are making a desperate attempt to look younger. Many of them, no doubt, are completely fucked up, but I’ll bet a significant number think lavender hair makes them look young and cool. I’ve noticed plenty of solidly middle-aged women embrace the trend, too. Part of this is twisted psychology, as you say, but part of it is just a last ditch effort to avoid the wall. A box of hair-dye is a lot easier than exercise, a healthy diet and a cheerful demeanor – the things that actually will make you seem, if not younger than your years, at least youthful and pleasant.

    1. ok Missy, natural hair has highlights already in it because it is not one consistent shade.Observe children’s hair. Highlights are for females who have dyed their hair and are trying to make it look more natural (I can always tell) Even natural blondes have darker, like light brown hair, closer to the head where it get less light from the sun.

      1. You’re right, and my hair is not one consistent shade of honey but the overall effect is slightly darker than I like, so I add lighter highlights. I have never dyed my whole head – I have very fine hair and it would die (ha!). A good way to tell if the highlights are over natural color is how often she has to get touched up. Every six weeks is dyed base color. I go three times a year because my base color is natural.
        😛

    2. Hi Janet! You have a great blog. Really intelligent, analytical and funny. Greetings from Norway 🙂

  49. I will say that this, along with the tattoos and short hair ideas, I was a little on the fence about till as of recently(My usual ho indicator was if the chick wnt by her first and middle name) but now upon reading multiple articles on this site about it I will say that I have to agree. I’m learning the difference between people who making impulsive and often irrational decisions versus people who look to not only the future for themselves but of those around them.

  50. Dyed hair ,tatts ( excessive tatts ), piercings are an attempt by the person to change themselves . Gals think that if they change their external appearance by tatts, dyed hair etc it makes them a badass or tough….

    1. I really don’t understand what is up with girls wanting to be “tough” or dress like gang banger. While the gun is useful it’s allowed weak people, of both sexes, to gain power through force. All I’m saying is you got back to 70s, 80s, and even early mid 90’s you didnt see all these people trying to front like they put in work cause you got your called pulled real quick.

      1. Because they have been taught to think that in order to be good they have to be like men… strong and tough and all. They don’t realize most men want to be with feminine women who will let them be the man in the relationship. Men and women shouldn’t play the same role in a relationship, rather the each have a complimentary role to each other.

  51. I’m kind of curious with what the writer means with dyed hear. Is he talking only about the extremes or women who go from blond to brown and such? because that is something I don’t have a problem with.

    1. He specifically states non-customary hair colors… he’s talking about blues greens super-red etc.

      1. Thanks, I missed that part. Yeah, you could say that women who look like a prostitute that exclusively caters to clowns (thank you, Scrubs) is not my thing either.

  52. And what’s the deal now with every respectable married woman I see getting a nose “stud” ring? A little stud on just one side? Why and who are these women’s husbands? To me that just screams I’m an attention whore.

    1. Things that girls do commonly but men never liked. Even manginas shouldn’t like them.
      1. Wear huge framed sunglasses
      2. Tiny nose ring on side
      3. Metal stud on eyebrows
      4. Tats that just make them look dirty. Maybe they use them to hide blemishes

    2. Lot of women are whores. Most women who talk to me are either married or have a bf.
      It’s disturbing.

      1. What I don’t understand is why the women that do this won’t end their relationship before doing this. It’s like they can’t be alone ever so when they become unhappy they just reach out to some guy and build a relationship with him (cheating) and then after some time either leave their husband when they’re caught or just keep it quiet if the affair doesn’t work out. It’s so disrespectful to their spouse… so careless. It’s okay to not be happy in your relationship, it’s not okay to cheat on your spouse because your unhappy. Leave if you need to, or tell your spouse you want to see other people, but cheating is just wrong.

      2. After you use them for what you will…. do you let their SO know what they did and publicly shame them? If not, you should.

        1. It’s not his business? That his wife or gf is cheating on him? Of course it’s his business… that’s insane to think its not. You’re basically supporting the girls ability to take advantage of him perpetually. Why?

        2. I should have specified, it’s not the other guy’s business whether the woman is in a relationship already or not. As far as he’s concerned, any relationship that she is or isn’t in doesn’t even exist and it’s not his business how that relationship is going or the details of it, let alone getting involved in other people’s personal relationships. It really has nothing to do with him at that point in time and if he gets involved, he may just end up being the bad guy or end up being attacked in retaliation because the husband/bf is too stupid/emotional to realize that it’s his wife/gf who is at fault.
          Having said that, leaving hints is a great move. It wouldn’t put anyone in danger and lets the husband/bf figure it out and take appropriate action without turning everything into a big mess. If the husband/bf is smart, he’ll do his due diligence, take necessary precautions and then enact a clean exit strategy. If he’s an idiot he’ll stay with her or do something stupid. Point being, a third party doesn’t know if the husband/gf is an idiot or not and therefore should not get involved, ever.

        3. I actually disagree, but am glad you clarified your point. To me, if most men did this, let the other guy know what happened (through email, facebook, random call etc) women would be MUCH less likely to cheat. They would be more likely to end the relationship if it was truly bad and get out of it first, rather than cheat around until they found a better alternative, and then leave the guy taking half his stuff with a no fault divorce. In almost all states, infidelity affects the divorce settlement, meaning you can get more than 50% of the assets if cheating was involved. Also, many women do this simply because they know they won’t get caught and it is so easy for them to do. If there was a good percentage change their husband/bf might find out what a slut they were, they would think twice about it.

        4. I agree with that, hence the idea of leaving hints for them to find out, perhaps very obvious ones. Although opening yourself up for repercussion is not a good idea… some guys really are not capable of hearing the truth even if it’s ultimately for their own good. Even if you joke about it with them, their ego gets very defensive.
          There is also a moral dilemma that is raised… if you know that the woman you’re with is cheating on someone, do you tell them? And if you’re telling them because you feel that it’s your moral duty then does the fact that you’re knowingly with that woman in the first place cancel out any moral high ground that you may have had?
          Good discussion. Cheers.

        5. If you’re sleeping with a married woman knowingly its wrong, but two wrongs don’t make it better. My assumption was the guy was going to mess around… but it still would make things much better for other men and society if once he was done he told the other guy so that guy didn’t continue to be hurt or taken advantage of… rather he would know what a slut he was with and likely be able to leave with a little more of his assets than he may otherwise… plus over time if enough guys did this girls wouldn’t be free to be sluts while in a relationship for fear of getting caught or reported.

  53. Girls with coloured hair appealed to me when I was younger and less mentally stable. That is the connection right there. What we are attracted speaks volumes about us.
    Most girls I’ve met with dyed hair were either ugly or crazy or both. I’m struggling to think of an exception actually. They often try to pass themselves off as being ‘free spirits’ but that is synonymous with crazy really

  54. “enjoy being called a cis-centric homophobic dudebro shitlord”
    You forgot “Hetero-normative” and “breeder”

  55. In my major city, I regularly see girls who you can tell would be really pretty if they weren’t intent on making themselves as unattractive as possible. I’m talking dying their hair stupid colours, those ridiculous ‘huge’ earlobe piercings that make them look like they were part of a recently discovered Amazonian tribe, and worst of all, the dreaded bull-ring nose piercing (what the fuck? how can any girl seriously think that looks good?). It is very obvious these girls lacked a strong father figure in their lives growing up.. very sad!
    Let’s face it, it is not very hard for most girls to be attractive. Just don’t eat crap, exercise, grow your hair, and put on a nice dress with heels. Unfortunately, feminists have set out to destroy all of that.. what a race to the bottom their lives are!

  56. In my fair city in the Republic of Texas, I often hang out in some ritzy neighborhoods when I need to pick up work clothes. The upper classes don’t do this shit. Their skin is clean (no tats), their hair is natural, the women are usually feminine with long hair.
    It’s becoming very easy to distinguish the proles from the upper classes when the proles are defacing their bodies at epidemic rates.

    1. Same in the UK.Upper classes don’t die hair,keep it long,don;t get tats and marry reasonably young.
      Also in the countries with lower levels of socioeconomic class divergence (like Holland, Germany) there are less people with tats and other shit. But this goes up in leftists societies (Spain or Greece e.g.).

  57. What’s next now? Women with a rainbow colored BUSH ‘FRO down there? They say hair is back after a 20 year haiatus. I remember the last hair days of the early 90’s before western pussies were all shaved or waxed and pierced. Hiar on the head was biggest in the mid 80’s. Then by the mid 90’s, the slick baby pussy trend was popularized first by the strippers and porn whores before it trickled down to the Catholic girl next door a decade later. Remember old 80’s porn? You saw the hairiest pussies ever and swimming in thirsty beta males with short Regan era haircuts.
    I remember the hair days pre 1995. Pussy was referred to as ‘bush’ and you would ask a girl ”hey, you gimmee your bush?” Then you’d tell your buddies ”yeah, she gave me her bush”. Yeah pussies were ALL hairy back then. Today if you asked a girl for her ‘bush’, she’d likely hand you a pair of pruning shears and she’d assume you were into gardening or something. An old disco song was ‘Push Push in the Bush’. Everyone knew what it meant. A popular joke from ’87 was: ”what’s the difference between republican and democrat women?” ans: ”republican women give their heart to Bush and dem women give their bush to Heart”. But when an actual ‘Bush’ became president, the ‘pussy bush’ quickly became non existant.
    2015. Women are now, strand for strand, about as hairless as they’ve ever been. Here’s a secret – HAIR IS POWER (The Samson rule). We must keep our women as hairless as possible. Let’s NEVER see pussies with rainbow fro’s or ANY style of bush prune for that matter. Imagine the wretched control a pussy could wield when capped with a peacocks plume. A stylized and colored pussy bush of all things would become a beta dungeon of entrapment the likes of which our species has never seen. KEEP ‘EM BARE. Get the shavers boys . . and hide the neon dye from them . .

    1. There was this Texas socialite back in the 70’s who trimmed her bush to a heart shape and dyed it pink. Caused quite a sensation.

      1. A neighborhood girl did that once back then. She was no socialite, just some neighborhood skank. She shaved it into a heart for some boyfriend. She must have heard about whoever nasty fuckhole socialite did that and decided to be a copy-KITTY

  58. heres some australian examples. all of these girls are either mentally damaged, leftist leaning cultists or single mothers. leave you to have fun as to who is who.

    1. Most Australian girls are hideous. The only decent ones are from a recent migrant background… Italians, Ukrainians etc.. they still seem to have strong values. You won’t find too many Italian girls with nose piercings and dyed hair, that is for sure.

      1. Yeah, look at the Australian porkers who do lesbian sex videos for Girls Out West.

  59. Maybe I have a slow connection,but I see some comments happened 14 hrs ago, and this article (for me) was published on the website about 2 hrs ago, anyone know whats up or how that could be?

  60. The celebrity chicks have a stylist and can change their hair colour at a moment’s notice. They also need to do video shoots, promote an event/song/album. The regular chicks just look like freaks. I always say: ” be at peace with your hair”. Freaky colour says, “I’m a freak”.

  61. No Lies, I had an Uber Feminist Troll who lived next door to me in college. It was a two story building and she would come down and drink beers with me and my friends every so often. In my younger days I just kind of ignored crazy a lot more. One night she told me she had herpes and that it wasnt that big of a deal really ,because a lot of people have and its manageable nowadays. Then she asked me if I wanted to have sex. I told her no thank you,” I would rather manage not to get herpes ,but thanks.”. She left frustrated and pissed and she avoided me from then on. She also told everybody that I had Herpes behind my back. Here is the important part though gentlemen,” she always had some version of what I like to call CLOWN HAIR. BElieve this guy, CLOWN HAIR is a real danger sign!

    1. Your MST3K name is praiseworthy, good sir.

  62. Speaking of women, I genuinely appreciate emotionally stable girls above anything else.
    Emotional instability is a major turn off for me, especially when I had to deal with it for the entirety of my life; it’s worse since I didn’t grow up with a dad and of course, getting raised by women.
    Seeing girls with dyed hair scream to me “I’m acting obnoxious because white knights give me validation and attention–GUARANTEED!”
    Go figure.

  63. Finally someone wrote about this. I was having the same observations.
    Thumbs up.

  64. I agreed with the short hair post from a ‘better safe than sorry’ knowing that SOME women accidentally tried it as something stylish. But youre correct, COLORED hair is 100% signal for damaged and liberal garbage. If you DARE even spend a minute with them you are setting yourself for all sorts of random damage to your life. The only people that can survive a woman like that are other worthless types. If a colored hair chick manages to attract a quality person they work to destroy them. I went to a liberal school and knew several color haired types, and nothing good came to anyone not originally from that degenerate type that tried to enter it for a chick.

  65. Interesting thesis. But I must take exception to the pic under point #2.. those highlights would’ve taken some serious time & money in a salon, and IMHO makes her appearance all the more appealing.
    Having said that.. the vast majority of dyed hair “girls” I’ve seen look like they did it themselves in the kitchen sink, with a $6 box purchased from Priceline. They also tend to have the lank, shapeless hair.. as if putting in an outrageous color saves them the effort of any other form of hair care. They are lazy wenches. I mean, look at Quinn above. (Actually don’t.. yech).

    1. You missed the point entirely. There is no redeeming value in tasteful degeneracy. A subversive appearance is a warning sign no matter how well pulled off.

    2. Have to agree. That’s a pro photo shoot like. Definitely not home dye job and yes, maintaining hair is important.

    3. Price/cost of appearance has nothing to do with being damaged/crazy. I could elaborate but I’d say too much.

  66. All five arguments are on target ! So it’s for the brainless one with lots of tattoos !

  67. f*ck all of you honestly women don’t do things to “bring value” into a man’s life, you selfish whiny bastards. women do things because they WANT to. not to get attention from men or anyone, because they enjoy it. is it that hard to understand??? why do people in these comments and on this blog have this much hate toward women, anyways? still sad that u haven’t been laid 🙁 ? (don’t respond to this saying that you have been laid/are married/etc. i dont care) you ppl are all f*cked in the head that you can’t understand why on earth a women would do something without thinking of how potential partners would think of it. and i know people are going to reply to this calling me a “butthurt feminist” or whatever, but take a step back and ask yourself why you devote so much time to complaining about how other people live their life. go to hell

      1. haha i have natural light brown hair w golden highlights but nice try though 🙂

        1. & you’re a judgemental prick! the hell am i supposed to do, sit around and agree with what this article is saying? this whole blog is a shitstorm of personal insecurity taken out on women.

        2. You will be pumped and dumped by over 100 men in your life. If you get married you’ll be divorced within 7 years. Shouldn’t you be at xojane blogging about lip injections and bulimia?

        3. i had no idea u were a psychic! lmao what you’re just justifying what i said. no normal, rational person acts or thinks the way you do toward others. go see a f*cking shrink.

      2. You always have that one girl who takes offense (but oddly doesn’t have any of these “features”)…then why is she so pissed?
        Yes, damaged indeed.

        1. “damaged”, for thinking that you shouldn’t judge other people by the color of their hair. what a f*cking cop-out haha! come back to me when u have an actual argument!

        2. Do you have an argument against judging people based on one’s own preferences?

  68. It’s like neon shitcunt heraldry. This is where your legacy eeeeennds.
    #Shittwats

  69. this is gonna be a shit storm soon.
    for these girls with the hipster glasses,tattoos,piercings,funky short neon hair,folling sjws and feminism…do we have a name to call them by aside from feminazis cuz they seem kinds a distinct from them with their style as oppose to rally fat slobs in the past decade.

  70. There’s more than a little bit of truth to the. I once dated a black girl with long pink hair. Lots of tattoos and piercings. 5′-0″ and super sexy usually works perfect for me but this was just not at all a good long-term thing. Good lord no.

  71. Hate to generalize however my experience reflects the general narrative of this article.

  72. You know, not once in my life have I said to myself, “Man, what I wouldn’t give for a chick whose dye job reminds me of Woody Woodpecker when she’s giving me a knob shine.”

    1. I keep hearing of strange fetishes everyday, rule34 mixed with bestiality always seems to top it.

  73. Wow…again, the tone of the article is very harsh (I guess that’s the hallmark of this site?) but the content of the article is basically true. Especially the part about the no-job, credit-card debt, and leeching on society. Those of us who work hard and have real jobs are indeed aware of the oddly-colored-dyed-hair bunch.

    1. Men will compliment any woman who behaves like a woman (and adult). That means being a responsible adult, dressing in a certain manner, not having a fucked up hair color and being pleasant – all around. The attention whores with the hair color have a big red flag about them…steer clear.
      I only expect women to reciprocate a “hello” when I say “hello”…like I would to anyone else. The problem today is that every woman thinks that someone is trying to pick them up because of a simple “hello”. Yes, even the fat, ugly ones think a simple ‘hello’ means someone wants them.
      No.

  74. This is satire, right? You have to be joking with this stuff. This whole website.

  75. I have a seriois question, ive always been successful with women and ive had quite a few thin women, but now i find that they just dont do it for me and only large (180) women arouse me is that a problem with me or what??

    1. I think the thick girl can be sexy in a way…. you can really hit it hard and not feel like you’re going to hurt her somehow. Just depends what you’re into. As long as she looks relatively healthy its not a problem for most men.

    2. I’m not really attracted to chubby women, but I will argue till the day I die that their pussies are tighter than a skinny chick, you’d think the opposite but definitely not in my experience. Anyone else have thoughts on this?

  76. This is so true!
    Women should go and look at photographs of other women taken in the 1950’s. That’s the kind of look they should be emulating, classy and conservative yet sexy. I’m tired of seeing all these freaks walking around with hair in every color of the rainbow, more tats than members of outlaw biker gangs, and faces full of metal.
    My advice to them is to go check out pics of Rita Hayworth and shoot for that type of look, not Miley Cyrus.

  77. You’re not kidding when you’re saying it’s becoming more common. I’m seeing a lot more out this year than I did last year. I’m seeing a decline in tats, at least from where I live, and an increasing amount of unnaturally dyed hair.

  78. There is also a huge correlation between dyed hair and daddy issues. If you’re into that, it’s a strong marker, haha.
    Also I’ve noticed on campus more women dying their hair gray. FFS, like it won’t be gray soon enough?

    1. No shit. I’m seeing dyed gray witch hair by 30 y/o women now, usually have a nose ring.

  79. It must be mentioned that dyed hair with normal color like blonde or black is acceptable. It’s the unnatural colors that are a huge red flag.

  80. The absolute worst is a combination of dyed hair and glasses. It’s 99% guaranteed that the girl will be some far-left nutjob.

  81. if they’re ugly, then there’s no point to this article. No one’s gonna date ’em anyways.

  82. As a man who comes on here to laugh at a bunch of beta men who are scared of women other than submissive asians, any article referencing women makes me think the author was dumped by a woman with dyed hair.

    1. I think there is a difference between being scared of a woman and not wanting her for a long term relationship. Pretty much any guy on here would pump and dump a tat girl… this is talking about when you’re looking for one to keep.

  83. What I gleaned from this article-
    Dye your hair as vibrantly as possible if you want any chance of repelling any man as close-minded as this. This article is actually laughable.

  84. Thanks for the warning, I never thought about it this way. I always had the feeling women with unnatural hair colors were attention whores anyway. Not wife material, however. Pump ‘m and dump ‘m is always an option. Why not.

  85. “Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad” -Fyodor Dostoevsky

  86. I swear these articles are beyond hilarious. This guy is good, he should write for the Onion or Cracked. Like who can actually come up with this shit. It almost sounds serious which is what makes him hilarious. Well done guy.

      1. lol yeah this is totally the writings of a rational intelligent person who did actual research and didn’t just pull a bunch of shit out his ass. I’m sure if I actually looked up any these points (which I have…for 4 long years…) they will be supported by empirical evidence and peer reviewed literature. This guy is clearly making fun of the moronic notion that you can actually discern anything useful from something as innocuous as dyed hair, something that has existed for hundreds of centuries. Its satire, though unfortunately people take this shit seriously. Just like people who read the Onion. Some people just aren’t smart you know?

        1. he is talking about people who die their hair unnatural colors. You don’t think insight can be gained into someone’s personality by acting out against social norms or seeking validation and attention? If you don’t understand that Moose, I pretty sure the only thing you studied for 4 long years was your own vagina….

        2. You are assuming that they are seeking attention or validation. Think about it, is everything you do to your appearance done for validation or attention? I dress Lolita, not because I like people looking at me and validation. I just like that style of dressing. It’s really that simple. And dying your hair is hardly a strike against social norms and there are people with all natural hair that doesn’t give a fuck about social norms. See the natural hair movement. All of the insight you’ve gain from this is based on your preconceived notions about women. None of what was said can be supported because its all bullshit. How do you measure useless? What the fuck does slutty even mean. This is satire most likely. And if not it’s purely some guys unfortunate opinion. You shouldn’t just believe everything you read on the internet.

        3. There’s a way things should be, and a way they actually are, and there comes a point in life where you either get smart or you lose. Get lost dummy..

        4. There’s a way things should be, and a way they actually are, and there comes a point in life where you either get smart or you lose. Get lost dummy.

    1. Crazy hair color is done for attention. If your girl craves attention and validation from other “random” people, it will cause real problems in any long term relationship. He is saying its a warning sign… and he’s right. Hit and quit if you want, but LTR you should stay away from a girl like this.

      1. I think I might have replied to you already, but you are just assuming that green hair is a cry for attention rather than she just thinks she’ll look good with green hair. Also what validation? You get validation from having a degree or a job. Not from what color you dye your hair. People do things for all sorts of reasons. It’s immature and frankly small minded to assume otherwise.

        1. The way you present yourself communicates to the world the kind of person you are. Period. If you want to dye your hair some unnatural color that is fine, but don’t bitch and whine when people make assumptions about you. Similarly, if you choose to wear a black leather jacket, wife beater shirt, aviators, distressed jeans, and gold plated gym shoes–all things rightly or wrongly associated with douchebags–don’t get all bent out of shape if someone assumes you’re a douche.
          Everyone judges based on appearances, whether they want to admit it or not, and trying to achieve “moral superiority” by shaming this natural human instinct is pretty pathetic. A man walking around with a knife doesn’t mean he’s a murderer who’s going to stab you… that’s a misandrist stereotype, but you’re a fool if you don’t see it as a warning sign. Learn to brain.

        2. Wow. You do realize the assumptions you make of a persons aperence is based on your preconceived notions of people who look similarly. Like if you see a gothic person and assume that they are depressed. However these assumptions have no basis in reality as you don’t know that person and thus have no way of knowing they’re depressed. There is no way of determining if someone is useless or the number of partners from the color of their hair. However if you have negative associations with dyed hair you will view people with it negativly. Most people don’t rely on assumptions though. Most people are at least somewhat aware of their biases. While everyone judges most people require more information than the color of someones hair or skin or wardrobe to try and define the kind of person they are. It’s not moral superiority. It’s just being a logical person. I judge people who can’t park properly but I don’t then assume they must all be worthless. Like I might think the guy with the gold shoes is a douche but until he acts as such I’ll just treat him as a guy who likes gold shoes, which is probably more accurate. The way you act is more reliable a detector of who you are than what you wear and that is scientifically demonstratoted. Especially with fashions and trends changing so quickly. It used to be that only punks dyed their hair green but then it became mainstream and now girls who are nerds or who go to church now dye their hair all sorts of colors. It has nothing to do with personality. And it damn sure has nothing to do with the kind of person you are.
          Also side note, seeing a guy walking around with a knife depends of context because he could either be a butcher or a performer or a murderer. I will need a lot more information to judge that. Also while I don’t dye my hair as its too dark, people judge about any and everything. We’re discussing dyed hair for fucks sake. Clearly no matter how common place and minor a thing is people will judge. So I’ll just continue doing my thing and ignore them regardless of my hair situation. The only real way to do things with all the people clearly obsessed with what other people wear and look. Lol

        3. Like if you see a gothic person and assume that they are depressed. However these assumptions have no basis in reality…

          “Teenagers who are goths are at increased risk of self-harm or suicidal tendencies than if they took drugs or were depressed, according to research in today’s British Medical Journal. … The study of 1,300 Scottish schoolchildren through their teens found that of the 25 who identified strongly as a goth, 53% had self-harmed and 47% had attempted suicide. The correlation was stronger than any other predictor among those interviewed.”
          Source: http://www.theguardian.com/society/2006/apr/14/socialcare.uknews
          If you choose to dress like a goth, don’t be surprised if people think you’re into self-harm or are suicidal. Their assumption would be statistically accurate. Spare me the PC nonsense. Stereotypes often exist for a reason. I rest my case.

        4. Stereotypes are over simplified views of a specific group and are often manufactured to degrade a group like the Irish being drunks and Mexicans being lazy. Neither have any basis on reality. Also that’s only one study on gothic people. The consensus amongst researchers are more mixed plus things like demographics are age factor in. Teenagers are more likely to be depressed however adult goths are not found to be depressed typically and belonging to a group decreases instances of depression. Also my bit on people being aware of their biases may be wishful thinking based on the fact that I know a great deal of intelligent and logical people. If this comment thread is any indication, the people here are more prone to not being logical or thinking for themselves. Either way my point wasn’t on gothic people but not believing your biased assumptions of people as the way a person looks isn’t a strong indicator of the kind of person they are. I guess that’s a tough concept for people to wrap their heads around but it’s true. You need a lot more information than looks to judge a person accurately. Though I guess asking a person who in 2015 STILL believes in stereotypes to think logically is a bit ridiculous lol.

        5. Stereotypes are over simplified views of a specific group and are often manufactured to degrade a group like the Irish being drunks and Mexicans being lazy.

          Or black men having big penises? Or Asians being smart? Stereotypes aren’t always degrading.

          Neither have any basis on reality.

          I’ve never heard the stereotype that Mexicans are lazy, actually exactly the opposite. Perhaps at one time the stereotype about the Irish was accurate? Stereotypes usually exist for a reason. Sorry, not sorry.

          Also that’s only one study on gothic people.

          You wrote, “these assumptions [about goths] have no basis in reality.” I proved you wrong. Deal with it.

          If this comment thread is any indication, the people here are more prone to not being logical or thinking for themselves.

          Ad hominem fallacy. Citing verifiable scientific evidence is logical, and thus far I’m the one one who has done so. I cited a study that found there was a statistically significant correlation between goths, self harm, and suicide even though you wrote goth stereotypes aren’t based in reality. Well, actually they are. Now you’re trying to backpedal and say, “The consensus amongst researchers are more mixed.” Hold on, is there no basis in reality, or is the consensus mixed? Make up your mind. I can’t take your word, as we’ve already established how unreliable you are as a source of information. 😉

        6. Oh, and here’s another more recent study (2013), which confirms that goths are statistically more likely to commit self harm and suicide. Still claim “there’s no basis in reality?”

          An “Alternative” (Goth, Emo) identity was directly (r ≈ 0.3) and a “Jock” identity inversely (r ≈ -0.1) correlated with self-harm. “Alternative” teenagers self-injured more frequently (NSSI 45.5% vs. 18.8%), repeatedly self-injured, and were 4–8 times more likely to attempt suicide (even after adjusting for social background) than their non-Alternative peers. They were also more likely to self-injure for autonomic, communicative and social reasons than other adolescents.

          Source: http://www.biomedcentral.com/1471-244X/14/137

        7. There’s a way things should be, and a way they actually are, and there comes a point in life where you either get smart or you lose. Get lost dummy.

        8. There’s a way things should be, and a way they actually are, and there comes a point in life where you either get smart or you lose. Get lost dummy..

        9. There’s a way things should be, and a way they actually are, and there comes a point in life where you either get smart or you lose. Get lost dummy.

        10. All things you evaluate on a candidate for anything, a job, a relationship, a friend, they are all assumptions. Assumptions are made every day based on life experience and statistics. The author here is just saying that in his opinion and logic, if a girl had extreme hair colors it should be a warning flag for a long term relationship. I agree. I you need to be looked at and stand out … that need comes from somewhere. In an LTR, what happens when you don’t feel like you are getting the attention you need? Are you going to cheat? Are you going to act “extreme”? If you deal with things like that in non-healthy non-conforming ways it will cause issues in the LTR. That is disastrous so why not avoid the problems in the first place. There are lots of girls that are beautiful with conventional hair colors.

        11. For a job you will also have a resume, for friendship hours of time getting to know that person and same for a relationship. These aren’t assumptions as you will have something else to vouch for who they are as people. Like I’ve said it’s more of fashion statement than an attempt at rebellion to dye your hair these days. If this was written in the 60’s this article would make more sense. But in today’s society it isn’t that crazy to see a girl with dyed hair. It just isnt. When you have church girls and scientists and nerds all dying their hair you obviously can’t make sweeping generalizations. The main assumption seems to be that they dye their hair for attention which may be true in some cases however more likely than not its just for fun. Natural girls cheat and are attention seeking just as much as girls with dyed hair. Girls can look beautiful millions of ways. Plus there’s the glaringly obvious fact that there are girls who don’t care about being beautiful. I will concede that it’s just some guys opinion, but as you can see people believe this as if it was a well researched fact. It’s frankly a bit scary people are so incapable of rational thinking.

        12. Okay… then you simply disagree that its likely to be a warning sign. IMO, it would often be. I don’t think anyone is saying it HAS to be. You read the resume and make assumptions about how they’ll do at the job your hiring them for. You assume they will make a good friend based on past experience and in the beginning you have to assume a girl will make a good LTR candidate by assuming things. There are only so many things you can know, so if one of them is that she is “non conformist” with an “out there” hair color, it is reasonable to assume she may be an attention whore or need validation. It certainly doesn’t scream stability. This author is saying that, along with tattoos and other things should be steer clear indicators. I’d have to agree its more often true than not.

        13. For jobs in friends you don’t just make assumptions based on how they look. You talk to them, feel them out. More often than not the way a person looks is a poor indicator of the kind a person they are. Sure you may be able to tell what band they like from a shirt or that they like black if they wear all black. But how can you discern the kind of person they are from their outward aperence? That’s what I’m saying is illogical to believe. Also associating non conformity with being an attention whore is way too much much of a leap. Still you are entry to your opinion. Maybe working in both the scientific and artistic feilds has allowed me a more open minded opinion as you see a lot of unnatural hair color in both. These people are definitely not useless or attention whores. Just creative and unconventional. Being unconventional doesn’t make you a whore dude lol

        14. In my company, if you showed up to an interview in anything less than a suit, you would be immediately dismissed as a candidate. This is no different.
          Doing things to intentionally draw attention to yourself doesn’t mean your an attention whore… but it is a warning flag. With so many girls out there that don’t have the warning signs… why take the risk. I could hire a person that showed up to interview wearing a tank top and shorts, and they might be the best employee ever, but that would not be the “probable” result… and I shouldn’t be surprised if I hire them and they are lazy and non professional. Same goes here… you date a girl that is acting in an attention getting way that is very non-conventional (blue hair tats etc) she may be really low key and normal, but that would not be the norm. It’s just a warning sign… one that should be heeded. You don’t want to waste time, money, or emotion on her and then have her blow up like a time bomb because of her personal issues and you have more than enough reason to believe she will likely have them.

        15. Point one. according your own study, 53% had self-harmed and 47% had attempted suicide. These are about the same odds than guessing heads or tails while flipping coins. Would you bet all your possessions on a flipping coin result? no? Then why are you so readily to label a goth as most likely depressed?
          Point two: “The study of 1,300 Scottish schoolchildren through their teens found that of the 25 who identified strongly as a goth…” . 25 people tested. 25 out of THOUSANDS OF GOTHS IN THE WORLD. Not a significant sample IMO.
          Point three: Correlation does not necessarily mean causation: http://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations
          Citing verifiable scientific evidence is not enough if you don’t know how to digest it and cherrypick phrases to state your case. That’s confirmation bias 🙂 . Have a good day!

      2. It could be said going to the gym and getting ripped like Arnold Schwarzenegger is also a desperate ploy for attention and validation from strangers, but this site encourages just that.

    2. There’s a way things should be, and a way they actually are, and there comes a point in life where you either get smart or you lose. Get lost dummy..

  87. Women who aren’t feminine are unattractive. Ugly women are not desired by attractive, healthy, successful Men.
    Sociology cannot change, modify, or alter natures gender design. It is imprinted in our DNA. Hererosexual Men rule. We know what tickles our funny bones all too well.
    Progressive women can remain indifferent to these facts for the rest of time. It matters not because they will be ignored in favor of attractive women ad infinum. Regardless of their SJW based outrage, they would do well to learn that they don’t have to make themselves hideous to be disliked, they can simply don t- shirts that proclaim, “I am Celibate because, feelings.”
    They could save themselves the inconvenience of looking like Smurfette down the line. In the end, it’s all about saving the kittens.

    1. I think you’re mad because the rest of the world is starting to deviate away from things that give you boners. The sad thing is, no one really cares, you can sit on the internet and whine all you want…won’t change anything.

  88. Does this only apply to unnaturally coloured hair or all tips of dying? If so, you have effectively eliminated almost every single girl out there because I guarantee you most girls put some type of colouring product in their hair such as highlights etc.

    1. This applies to all the crazy shit you see on these girls heads. A slight highlight of a NATURAL human hair color I can deal with. But straight bright purple all around? Give me a break. I don’t even want to fuck that girl as she’s damaged beyond all recognition.

  89. ahahaha! I was literally talking about this the other day. green hair usually means “I protest everything!”

  90. This website never stops being hilarious. You do know that men with dyed hair are just as likely to be that stereotype that you just outlined? I’ll have you know I’m a Marx-spewing leftist slut that doesn’t appreciate you forgetting about me. From what I gather from this community, you’re usually much more keen on (unnecessarily) including men. Or is that only when it makes us look good?

    1. I’m not sure the author said anything about men. How is that relevant? Okay, here goes, if there is a gay guy on here, according to Andrew this is true of men too, so before starting a LTR with a guy, if he has unnatural hair colors, use that as a warning sign and stay away because he is likely an attention whore and crazy as shit. Okay Andrew, now its all equal… lol

      1. Incredible job following what I said. How about I simplify it a little?
        First of all, my point was that the author didn’t mention men. Like most critical articles on this site, it focuses on women, and doesn’t at all touch on men who do the same.
        Second of all, my point wasn’t “treat everyone equally shitty”, I was attempting to help you dumbasses empathise with the people you’re talking down about by removing one of the differing factors. I.E. I hoped that by explaining that women who dye their hair are no different from men, you’d consider that maybe they have their own reasons as you would yourself? Imagine how outraged you’d all be if you saw the same post with the sexes reversed on a feminist website (if feminist websites stooped to the “don’t date men that are like this because they’re shit”, they tend to keep to “here’s something some men do that’s fucking awful” and let you draw your own conclusions about who to date like an adult who knows that a demographic and a stereotype are not the same thing).
        Couple more side notes- one: “if there’s a gay guy on here”. Why is this so unlikely to you? We’re kind of everywhere- almost like we’re human beings with individual interests rather than a stereotype! And why are you guys so obsessed with being mad at women for wanting attention? Attention is fucking great! Just look at all the articles you guys write on getting it!

        1. Like most critical articles on this site, it focuses on women, and doesn’t at all touch on men who do the same.

          Haha, nice straw man. This article doesn’t mention men because it’s about dating. The men here are hetero, see the community beliefs, thus no mention of men with bright colored hair because we don’t date them, although I’m sure they’re broken attention whores too. Reading comprehension.

        2. The article is specifically written to identify warning signs that a man might see in a woman. That’s why it doesn’t address men. If a man died his hair in extreme colors I’m guessing it could be some of the same warning signs for a potential suitor. I actually 100% support gay rights and by no means look down on gay men in any way. My thing is this… if you are looking for a LTR and there are things that people do, such a die their hair extreme colors, that are “tells” that the person has confidence issues or needs to be the center of attention (both VERY common problems in relationships that increase probability of infidelity – for validation or high need for attention, why would a guy not want to pay attention to that and avoid that person once they were looking for a long term candidate. They are free to do what they want, but certainly so is the person evaluating the other person as a potential life partner. The reason I don’t assume there would be “lots” of gay men on here, is because this sites information is usually dealing with the biological and predisposed nature of women and their relationship with men… although I think an outside perspective would be healthy and good.

        3. So everytime a fault common to women is described, the author must describe a fault common to men?
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  91. Soooo you shouldn’t date any woman than?
    Name one woman who has never dyed their hair. Have fun stroking it sucka.

      1. Well its either satire or the writer is a complete jerk off, so what difference does it make? If you would not fuck a hot girl just because her hair is pink, you’re just playing yourself.

        1. Lol, he’s not talking about smashing… he’s talking about a relationship. They’re damaged, know it up front, so you want to beat it up for a while, that’s fine, but know that there are all kinds of warning signs that she’s nuts so keep the wall up. If you’re looking to settle down or for a LTR, don’t even think about it.

        2. I would rather know up front. Most of them that do not display any warning signs are just a Trojan horse trying to ruse you. Full disclosure is always appreciated.

        3. So you agree with the author… but he’s saying that crazy hair colors are a warning sign… its basically full disclosure. If they have crazy hair, its okay to smash, but do not pursue long term.

        4. That’s what I get for speed reading. The author and I have differing definitions for the word ‘dating’.

  92. Related issue: what about REALLY long hair? I recently started dating, off and on, a tiny girl with long black hair that comes down to the top of her ass crack. It looks perfectly healthy and glossy there’s not a single split end I can see. But come on, that seems wierd. I don’t think I ever dated any girl with hair longer than about their nipple before. What about excessive hair length, as a sign of a girl’s elevator possibly not going up to top floor? I don’t know her well enough yet to be able to tell.

    1. I haven’t found it to be a red flag as such.
      The real indicator is how well she takes care of it. If a girl has crazy long hair that she takes great care of, I wouldn’t let the hair worry me, and would take it as a positive sign. On the other hand, if she grows it long to the point that it looks bad, then her priorities are usually a little twisted.

    2. Personally I find really long hair sexy as hell, like others said, as long as she takes care of it. But as far as stupid colors go it’s a no. I remember being about ten years old and wanting to dye my hair a stupid color because my friend had a blue Mohawk and little girls thought it was cool. My dad pretty much told me to shove that idea up my ass, thanks dad! Now I don’t have to look back at what a little fruitcake I was, like my friend does now.

        1. I do, but it’s not hooked up. My really old LP’s are pretty much played to death, but a lot of the not quite so old ones have only been played once or twice — after I got a good cassette deck, I put them on tape to save the album. One of these days I’ll get around to burning a bunch of CD’s.

        2. Long Play 33 1/3 RPM records. They were what we listened to music on back in the days before automobiles and indoor plumbing. Oh you kids!

        3. I wonder if she made the cut on ‘That’s Incredible’, cause…:)
          I know what you said about not looking for stuff. I did take a few grabs of the 7 second clip of ‘The Raven’ episode on Star Trek Voyager. Maybe you will enjoy looking at them.:)
          I enjoyed the clip you showed on the smart bird:
          https://disqus.com/home/discussion/chicksontheright/isis_is_herethis_is_a_war_chicks_on_the_right/#comment-2065802367
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          Here is the full video about crows from Youtube (I just found it:) because of yours, Jed:
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          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVGMyRlFysU
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        4. Thanks for the up-vote on my post. I would have never seen the auto correct typo if you hadn’t.

        5. Language is to merely convey meaning, grammar, spelling, and typos are insignificant to me…:)

        6. I noticed that it happened to me twice yesterday. I was horrified when I noticed it and realized how it happened. It changed “incensed” to “incenced” and “site” (for website) to “cite.” How truly pathetic is that?!

  93. A fucked up hair color usually means the woman is fucked up as well. Steer clear….too much emotional damage.

  94. All of the other topics vary between each individual. But you actually implied that all women with dyed hair are cheaters. How many of these girls have you dated? You seem to love generalizing

    1. Given the high correlation, why would you waste your time?
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  95. You people are the scum of the Earth. Enjoy your little circle-jerk. Wankers.

      1. Shep, I could not help but notice your comment. It may not be timely, but it is still appropriate.

  96. This article is a complete load of shit. You cannot predetermined the personality or antics of someone who dyes their hair non traditional hair colors like blue or purple. Who ever wrote this is a shallow, small minded moron that clearly judges a book by its cover and clearly has not taken the time to know these people they so selfishly hate because how they look. People are lazy pieces of shit or amazing in tune beings no matter what they look like. They also are comparing snobby celebrities to the thousands of normal people that dye their hair, that is idiocy and small mindedness in its essence. Example, You can take a intelligent woman fresh out of college who wants to save lives, or the environment, or just be a nurse in a nursing home, or an artist at a tattoo shop giving artistic happiness to people, the moment she dyes her hair purple she’s a lazy piece of worthless shit with no value? And a terrible mother? You sir, are a utter disappointment and your opinion is illogical.

    1. You cannot predetermined the personality or antics of someone who dyes
      their hair non traditional hair colors like blue or purple.

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      1. I worry about you wearin your fingers down to little nubs bro. I hope you have that scripted and mapped to a hot-key. You’re probably going to need it.

        1. Would be nice if they kept the children under closer supervision, n’est-ce pas? 😉

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  97. You are a nasty, nasty man who enjoys making generalizations, judging other people’s decisions and and being self centered. Every girl with dyed hair is actually glad you made this article because now they know to stay away from you.

    1. Wow you taught him alright. So your saying women with colored hair, which he loathes, will stay away from him now. Sounds like a job well done to me!
      GFY

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  98. saying all people with dyed hair are ugly attention whores, is like saying all men are lazy insensitive assholes, or all black people are uneducated criminals, or politicians are greedy control freaks. you could be preventing yourself from meeting some of the nicest people ever by judging them based on madeup stereotypes. and by the way i have a natural haircolor, also a brain 🙂

  99. Anddddd yea being an idiot about people dying their hair an unnatural color because its not “normal” is pretty stupid considering you probably: shave, wear makeup, pierce your ears, and whiten your teeth. which im pretty sure are also not natural or “normal” things. but whatever, i could be wrong.

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  100. Wow, really? This is awful… I cannot believe how close minded this is. You’ve just thrown together a bunch of stereotypes and judgmental opinions which hardly apply to everyone with dyed hair. I have so many lovely friends with dyed hair, and they don’t fit any of these “reasons”. If you haven’t met a single person like that, maybe its because you don’t actually try to be loving and make friends with such people because you’re too busy making horrible articles like this. I’m glad I’ve never had the chance to meet a “high-value man” like this. I hope there’s an article on here somewhere about guidance for men who want a respectful woman, in order to teach you that such woman would never be interested in men with opinions like these.
    Look, if this is your opinion, then fine I’m okay with that. But that does not give you the right to talk down about people you don’t even understand about in such a disrespectful way.

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  101. This is so true, and disturbingly has also been a major trend in my Australian city. I have NEVER seen a girl improve her looks. The feminists of course are thrilled at all this destruction of female beauty – stupid haircuts, bull ring nose piercings, those ridiculous huge ear lobe things – it brings more girls down to their own dumpster level.

  102. This guys make me laugh. Beauty is something not arguable, for everyone is different. So grow up guys!
    And yes, I have dyed hair and I’m proud of my decision, yes you read right DECISION.

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  103. You are one judgmental, close-minded person. I hope one day you will look back on this article and feel slightly ashamed that you said any of these things. Horrible.

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  104. I for one do not have colored hair, and this still offends me. This was built off of meaningless opinions. “They are ugly” Seriously? Are you really that shallow to call a whole group of people ugly? Look up @tashaleelyn on youtube/instagram/snapchat. She is beautiful. And not all people dye their hair unnatural colors for attention. They could very well just want a change, its not permanent. Their hair will fade in 2-4 weeks. Who are you to judge other people.

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  105. lmao this is some misogynistic bs (and my hair ISNT dyed fyi) women dye their hair because THEY want to for THEMSELVES. sure, some might go blonde or blue for their boyfriend/girlfriend/etc, but in reality many do it because they find it pleasing to THEMSELVES. why do people assume women always dress up for men, anyway? you guys arent that important. my point is that women should be able to color their hair however they want and THEYRE STLL BEAUTIFUL im sure none of them would be interested in your crusty asses anyways

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  106. So I just had to say I have bright purple hair, I am a Medical Assistant who is done paying off student loans. I am not ugly, I have been married 2 years and have a son. Not mentally ill. Umm also I’m not impulsive, it actually took me 7 months to decide if dying my hair purple would be a good choice….which it was 😊 I do like attention which I got even without purple hair but I have a nice big butt and big boobs so it’s expected. Everything you said is invalid….all that time making the list and it is shit 💩💩💩

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  107. K so I’m 11 and my I was looking up dyed hair for my friend and saw this. The thing is we both dye our hair. We are not sluts, attention whores usless or ugly. I feel like the person who wrote this was a fat ass looking to destroy someone’s self esteem. (Btw I currently have a boyfriend and he loves me just the way I am)

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  108. Wow so since I have dyed my hair blue and pink and green I’m a slut? I didn’t realize my sole purpose in life was to please the male sex drive, oops! But I probably get more ass than yall who wrote this seriously deranged “article” and I have a new one for you: 5 reasons why men with no taste are whores and sluts. 1. They think that every girl on the planet wants them: they treat you as if you’re a piece of meat just designed for their pleasure and won’t be able to form real relationships. They think that since you have a pussy you’re supposed to fit into their cookie-cutter idea of what a ‘woman’ should be. 2. They general have tiny tiny dicks that they just can’t get up after 1 beer: they try to act super manly when they are out drinking at a bar and yet when they persuade you to go home with them they can’t get it up. And when that happens you have to be so sweet and say ‘it’s ok, it’s not your fault’ and God forbid saying ‘what? Are you going to cry home to mommy now?’ Because they probably will. 3. They think they’re hot shit: they pose as the king of anything they can think of. Like the king of finance or the king of pong, they try to find a way to bring back the Kings right to any woman and yet they fail because we can see through their peacocking and to their sad self. 4. They are most often clingy: they want to control any woman they see who is dating them so they enforce rules and guilt trip you into staying with them after accusing you of any and all atrocities. 5. They are mentally ill and therefore are backwards pricks: they think that since women are supposed to be there only for their sexual needs that they can do anything they want to them. When a woman walks down the street in a normal outfit they will make calls about her appearance even if she is dressed like a nun, they will say things that would make their mother cringe and smack them straight, if their mother cared about her son who just fell so far off the decent human being wagon far too long ago.
    Being a bluenette and a pinkette and also a greenette, and even tattooed and pierced I still have decency(*gasp*) and I still have ambitions (*faint*) and I will surpass any and all men and/or women who think that appearance is all that men and women are good for. I am proud of who I am and what my appearance is and who I will be in the future.
    You men who think this can suck my 36″ rainbow cock and get yourself a strap on so you can have a bigger dick. Enjoy your sad sexless life. (^_<)

    1. Thanks for validating the article. And the answer to your first question which you already answered with your raging post, is yes you are a slut.
      GFY

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    3. Don’t worry sugar tits you won’t have to worry about satisfying the male sex drive because there’s no way you possibly could looking like that.

  109. Yes? Annndddddd? These are opinions and Stereotypes, so your Argument is irrelevant mkay?

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  110. This has got to be the most ignorant article I have ever read. The article only makes assumptions based on the author’s experiences with strangers. He/She refers to an experience near the gym that they attend, however, the author doesn’t personally know any of the people that he/she references in this instance. The author has written an article based on ignorant assumptions and opinions that belittle a group of people because of their appearance.

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  111. You do realize that girls who dye their hair are not always attention whores right. maybe some people just don’t like their natural color of hair. their not ugly they are just showing off their beauty by being unique. So the next time you think about writing mean and useless things on the Internet, don’t because for one I know that when I die my hair im not doing it for the people around me doing it because I don’t like having dull hair and I like having different hairs colors.

    1. In this day and age unique would be not dying your hair. Not getting branded. Not punching holes in your body for ornaments. Your so unique you can’t think for yourself and wander around like a sheep. Yes your a special snowflake alright.

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  112. Hi! Just wondering: why the heck are you so hypocritical! As a girl like this, I’ll tell you something: you’re 100% wrong!!! I use these things to blend me in. To be invisible. If they notice these things, they won’t notice the smaller things! Being different is a way to dissolve into a crowd. I don’t want attention. Additionally, as ace, I don’t care if you think these cruel things about me! Just please don’t insult anyone else. Don’t you realize that not everyone can take it. Not all people like this are tough. I’m, like, usually the most sensitive person ever. If I hadn’t been expecting this, I would be crying right now. Just shut up unless you know what you’re talking about

    1. Wow we are the bright one yes? “Being different is a way to dissolve into a crowd”. You mean like wearing a Parka at the beach in August? You mean like dressing up as a clown headed to your business meeting? Next time you post please don’t think with your emotions. Try logic, it works better.

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    2. Are you researching cancer by using yourself as a Guinea pig?? After all, doesn’t purple hair dye cause cancer??

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  113. Haha you’re so close-minded, this article is hilarious. I’m guessing you’ve been dumped by a girl with dyed hair in the past and you’re still bitter about it?
    I’m 24 and I’ve never dyed my hair in my life, but having a bright colour doesn’t mean you’re insecure or that you have problems. I’ve had mental health problems (depression) but I have natural, boring brown hair. Surprise huh?
    I’ve been thinking about dying my hair on and off for the last year, it’s not an impulse decision and it’s not because I seek attention (I’m a behind the camera, not in front of it kind of person). It also has nothing to do with the depression I faced. I want to do it because I like it, how crazy is that? I want to do something just because I like it?
    Judging someone soley on the fact they dye their hair is ridiculous. Also, dying your hair isn’t new, it’s been around for a very long time.
    In regards to those “Ah she must be butthurt” comments about those who defended themselves for having dyed hair. Grow up. To disagree doesn’t mean you