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Return Of Kings Correctly Predicted The Demise Of Anthony Bourdain’s Marriage

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Because of professional decisions we both have made, my husband and I have been for years in an unconventional relationship.

— Ottavia Bourdain, perhaps hinting at something else

Television chef and culinary critic Anthony Bourdain has separated from his Italian-born wife Ottavia, only four months after Return Of Kings seriously questioned her behavior around other men. Earlier on, members of the Roosh V Forum in particular were noting the excessive cosiness and almost certain chemistry between Ottavia and her MMA “training partners” on Instagram over a long period of time.

The jaw-dropping frolicking included gems like this one at the family house while Bourdain was presumably away working:

Back in May I said that “Bourdain’s politics are liberal, but we do not revel in his possible marital pain.” I express the same sort of sentiment today about his most recent relationship news. However hideous his views are, including his over-the-top anger against Donald Trump (jealousy-induced, maybe?), it is hard not to feel some sympathy for him. Moreover, his marital woes provide some very important lessons for other men.

Was the writing on the wall for a long time?

Unfortunately, Anthony Bourdain funded this lifestyle for Ottavia.

There is no doubt that Anthony Bourdain suffered a de facto cucking over a long period of time, even if his wife did not cheat on him with younger, more physically fit and virile men. For a start, Bourdain’s millions enabled Ottavia to devote her time (read: life) to MMA training.

He was paying her to train with younger men and take copious numbers of Instagram photos with them. While he raked in the cash that propped up their lavish lifestyle, Ottavia remained free to basically pursue a hobby that gave nothing to Bourdain. Because many champion MMA fighters often earn peanuts, she herself, with much less fighting prowess than even other female competitors, was paying precious little to keep their luxury indulgences going.

Ironically, Ottavia, the one who did not contribute anywhere near as much to the marriage, appeared to resent him for the time he spent away working. So, on the one hand, women like this expect to be compensated for their presence in the form of material abundance, but invest their own energies into things that make zero difference to the relationship. This dynamic, especially as it features an overworked Bourdain, reminds me of the following red pill cartoon:

So what did Ottavia actually give to Bourdain in return? She might be a good mother, but publicly she seems far less enamored with family life and her child than MMA. People might say that privacy is the overriding reason her social media presence does not mention her daughter more, but if she was really interested in privacy, why would she have all the photos getting cosy with other men when she’s married? That kind of behavior only leads to popular interest and questioning about infidelity, not privacy.

Then there’s the vexed question of Ottavia’s looks. She is far from a stunner. New York is replete with better looking women than her. The couple actually look like they are brother and sister. Even with the addition of make-up and other female beauty enhancers, the age difference here looks to be five years, not 22:

She also seemingly loved to rub it in his face that he was an aging, weak man, despite the fact that both her lifestyle and her rather salient public profile was all due to him:

Given all this, how was their relationship even a marriage?

Lessons for men

Always dig for the lessons beneath the pain and/or betrayal.

We can take three key lessons from the Bourdains’ marriage implosion. Firstly, beware of idle women. Sure, Ottavia has been practicing MMA for a number of years. It is definitely exercise, something far too many women nowadays avoid like the plague. But it was definitely idle in the sense that the inordinate time she spent on it did not help or enhance her marriage, let alone give back to Anthony Bourdain. It generated comparatively nothing financially and did diddly-squat apparently to make Ottavia’s husband’s life easier or more pleasant. It also gave her the opportunity to meet countless younger men she could pose and spend time with, probably much more time than she spent in the arms of her husband.

The second point is that a woman’s backstory matters. Ottavia, from Lombardy in Italy, quit her studies, purportedly in dentistry, and headed to the United States to chase an Irish rocker she was infatuated with. Whilst ending one life path and pursuing another is often the definition of personal happiness, I question her motives in making this choice. It is not as if she has carved out her own lucrative career in the following years.

Ottavia’s current public profile and ability to train in MMA are the direct result of Anthony Bourdain’s largesse. If Bourdain had pondered his wife’s antecedence more prior to marrying her (assuming he had the information), he might have realized he was falling for an impulsive woman and not someone who would, commensurate to her abilities, contribute equally to the marriage. Almost any woman can pop out a child and give the obligatory level of care for it. Yet a proper woman should offer something more, most notably for a well-known and superficially successful man like Bourdain, who ostensibly has the option of being far more picky in mate choice.

Finally, and related to the other lessons, men need to ruthlessly count their relationship costs. One can do this in both gross and relative terms, and it is not simply about money. Whatever inconvenient truths such mental inquiries reveal, you need to ask the hard questions about whether a woman is giving her all to you or something close to it. For instance, how many hours did Bourdain work for Ottavia and how many did she work for him? If you find a particularly large differential in effort when you are already effectively funding a woman’s wealthy lifestyle, you are more married to a prostitute than an wife.

Bourdain is in many respects a hugely successful man. When it comes to his soon-to-be ex-wife, however, he has all the faults, miseries, and pains of many other men. He may be a liberal, but he’s a liberal you can feel sorry for in this situation.

Read More: Is Anthony Bourdain Getting Cucked By His MMA Wife?

523 thoughts on “Return Of Kings Correctly Predicted The Demise Of Anthony Bourdain’s Marriage”

    1. The problematic thing is not only the photo, but all the beta males chumps giving her the thumbs up in the comment section. And people wonder how we’ve gotten to this nadir in Western culture.

  2. Maybe today you could have published an article about the fact that Brad Pitt – sexiest motherfucker on the planet gets divorce raped by an insane skank who has hit the wall a decade ago.

    1. I said it before and I quote myself again: Every woman on the planet thinks she is entitled to have a pink jumbo jet and CR7 and Brad Pitt as her onboard entertainers.
      Brad Pitt alone is not nearly good enough. Why the hell should an ugly bitch settle for the sexiest man on the planet who is a multimillionaire? She deserves better!

      1. I think you’re on point with that. The modern Western woman feels that the tier-one Alpha is a compromise at that, a lucky man who has won the opportunity to be in her presence. That is how indoctrinated they are by the media’s 24/7 ego boost.

    2. As I hear from my wife, she bitched about him “drinking too much and smoking weed”. Now I combine that knowledge with:
      1. She cut off her tits as an act of attention whoring for the world to give her Likes on Facebook.
      2. She is fond of adopting third world kids and they seem to have like, a bajillion of them, only 3 from Pitt.
      3. She got ugly, fast, and is an inked up tramp
      I’m guessing, and this is just a hunch, that she has a dried up, clamped shut vag and Pitt couldn’t get laid if he bought her half of Asia as a gift. So he went to a drinkin’, she “went her own way” and soon “You’re not paying attention to meeeeeeee!” ripples from her leathery old lips, meaning, he gave up being beta around her and she sees the end in site. She strikes first (because that’s always the best thing to do in divorce, be the one who files first).
      My takeaway is that:
      1. She’s ugly, old, stained with enough ink to become an honorary Smurf and way past her prime
      2. He gets out of a nightmare situation and gets to disengage from a batshit crazy hatchet faced broad.
      3. He is still in good shape and good looking and will have ten women lined up at his door by…..last night. She on the other hand won’t be able to attract other men, or even dogs, even if she ties a pork chop around her neck.
      4. Good for Pitt.

      1. Let’s just hope that Pitt knows that he should bang a thousand 20 year olds now…you can’t take that for granted when a guy married such a worthless piece of trash before….my god, what stupid bluepilled idiots these actors are…Johnny Depp is another case of utter stupidity.
        How long could he have purchased escort ladies from the money the bitch stole him? Someone calculated it on reddit/redpill. 62 years?
        At least DiCaprio – that climate change activist who travels with his jet all the time and owns an island – knows how to treat women and gets a fresh model quinquennial.

        2. But escort ladies are less stress. Less false rape bullshit, less fame digger affectations and so on.

        4. He has lost it recently. Looks like a washed up druggie with bad teeth. This look works for Keith Richards though so who is to say.

        5. DiCaprio was born female. Her relationships are for show/ fake. Youtube it, her body is a female-to-male tranny, the opposite of the Williams Brothers (tennis tranny conmen)

        7. Where I live it is legal for whores to sell sex but ILLEGAL for guys to buy it. Hookers regularly blackmail/extort money from beta Johns by secretly videotaping the exchange of money/negotiation for services and then threaten to show the tape to the cops. It is legal to record an interaction without the other person’s knowledge. They do this because they know they are shit at sex and will not get regular customers repeat business so it is more profitable. These “ladies” as you call them are the greediest, laziest scum on the planet so even if they aren’t lousy at sucking dick they still do it to wimps they know won’t ring their necks because it requires less effort for more money.

      2. I have never really been attracted to Jolie, even in her pre-chopped-tit-quais-Holocaust-survivor look. But, she has a fortune, and for the opportunity to reverse-divorce-rape her, I could fake it for a while.

      4. I’m pretty sure Brad would gladly pay half his money to get rid of her. I didn’t hear anything about her divorce raping him though.

        1. Well, she just filed yesterday I think.
          I hate that I know this shit.

        6. She’s a pretty self important, smug cunt. If she lets him off the hook, he’ll still have to cover child support for not only his kids, but the third world kids of other men that his wife wanted as pets.
          Dunno. It’s not like I really care that much, I only hope that this has opened his eyes and that he sallies forth and slays tons of 20-something year old pussy.

        7. Problem for her is that she is rich herself. Perhaps he could even divorce rape her ? That would be a first…

        8. “But the third world kids of other men that his wife wanted as pets.”
          Not that I pay much attention to celebrity antics, but it is virtually impossible to avoid headlines that convey some general sense of awareness about these things. And if I had to put my finger on what most annoys me about Jolie, it has to be this.
          You want to adopt some rainbow family to make a bizarre statement about equality or something, OK, whatever, your money. But there are plenty of orphaned black kids HERE who need families. Plenty of orphaned asian kids HERE. Plenty of orphaned hispanic kids HERE. Etc….
          This consciously constructed globetrotting menagerie speaks to the absolute worst about these people. They “care” about these problems so much that they basically make the lives of kids in their own backyard tangibly WORSE so that they can virtue signal about some naive globalist bullshit. Fuck her. She is not a good person, she is an attention whore and nothing more.

      6. She probably got annoyed 24 year old Selena Gomez has a thing for 52 year old Pitt as well..& wasn’t afraid to be upfront about it publicly a while back.

    3. What kills me is that she has done this before with Billy Bob Thornton. If I remember correctly, she had Thornton carry a vial of her blood so she’d always be near him until she convinced Pitt to dump Aniston for her.

      1. I have blood phobia. I faint everytime I see blood for example when a diabetic is making his nasty blood test. Fucking disgusting to think about this vial of blood shit.

        1. The fortunate thing about going into battle with me, is that I don’t have time to bleed.

    4. Back in the 80s when Tyson was the reigning heavyweight champion and was going through his divorce with Robin Givens, they were still banging each other. So Mike Tyson pops up at her house for a quickie. When he does, she isn’t home.
      So he waits in her driveway. She pulls up and who else is in the car with her but Brad Pitt?
      When he sees Mike Tyson, he literally became paralyzed with fear. Begging Tyson not to hit him.

        1. His looks would be the least of his worries. His more immediate concerns would be things such as:
          Internal bleeding
          Is this memory loss permanent or temporary?
          What contractor will build a wheelchair ramp to my house?
          Will I be able to live independently or will I need a live in nurse?
          Does my insurance cover this and what, if anything, is my deductible?

  3. This story makes me feel better.
    This butchy post-wall bitch with a pageboy haircut is the best this multi-millionaire could get?
    I thought money got you top shelf girls?
    I could get higher quality girls while unshaven and wearing sweatpants and a tank and a weight lifting belt going at it full beast mode and dripping sweat all over.
    fuck.

    1. Yep. Puts that whole MGTOW themed “I don’t have a chance because I’m not the most handsome man on the planet and I’m not a billionaire!” thing to bed, doesn’t it?

  5. As these pictures show, thirst is real. A hard 5, at best, is pulling several jacked, objectively decent looking MMA dudes. Red pill is not something you can fake at just because you do some MMA training.
    And for fuck sake, woman MMA fighter? Bitch, please. What a fucking joke. There is not one woman MMA fighter that I would not step into the ring with TODAY, confident that I would annihilate her, and I have been sidelined for several months with a debilitating injury. If fully healed and given one month to seriously train, it wouldn’t even be close – we’re talking less than 30 seconds before they’d have to stop the fight out of fear that the woman would be killed. Can we please stop indulging these female MMA attention whores? They are not hot, or ladylike, or tough (relative to men), or anything.

    1. She’s probably into testosterone supplements, from the looks of that jawline…bet she can suck the hell out of a cuck. (I mean cock, oops.)

    3. Ronda rousey probably the most known woman fighter is only 135 lbs, woman fighters is just a joke

    5. What about those roided up trannys like cyborg santos or gabi garcia? She appeared on TUF and she was bigger than wanderlei silva. I have to admit I dont know if I could beat one of those.

  6. We are not savages or barbarians. If any male who was close to Bourdain could give him an honest to god red pill talk, (he is half jewish so who knows what would happen) maybe we could give him some peace. Not that he deserves it, only that it is a disservice to what could have been one of us, with one bad choice here or there, then doubling down on ignorance.

  8. Millionaire and celebrity, and this is the best he could do? A 5? For real?
    And MMA idiots pussy begging this ugly little simp? Seriously?
    Does she use tranquilizer darts on men or something? Who in the world would even give her the time of day? Sure, she’s not fat, but otherwise, Christ almighty, get some self respect, men.

      2. This is the best one. I like this way better than the Beta Magazines because this is much more…true.
        I wouldn’t be shocked if I would find this magazine at the shop around the corner.

        1. Gracias. I’m submitting an article with 10 of them in a week or so. Feminism and feminists piss me off. Big. Fucking. Time.

        2. Just today when I woke up I watched a video of german male feminists who explained why feminism is necessary more than ever. For example they talked about the fact that we should ban white males from the philosophy curriculum.
          No more Nietzsche, Schopenhauer, Kant, Hobbes, Heidegger, Kierkegaard, Socrates, Seneca, Platon, Marc Aurel, Epictetus.
          The question is: What’s left?
          Ayn Rand? Ayn Rand all day or what?
          Or some black philosopher? Snoop…Dogg?

        3. Jesus Jumped-Up Christ on a chariot driven sidecar…fuck that. That shit just cannot happen. Makes me want to go to war – online, and otherwise.

        4. The plan of (((them))) is basically to erase philosophy entirely, meanwhile they use aspects of those philosophers in a perverse way.
          Take Nietzsche for example (my area of expertise): they say he was a nihilist, an anarquist, etc, etc, and this is all bulshit. They began to pervert his ideas with Simmel (a jew), and then the french Deconstructionist/Postmodernist/Poststrucutralist/whatever like Derrida, Foucault, et al twisted his ideas to extremes beyond recognition.

        5. The sad thing is because these male feminists will never have kids they will devote their entire lives to pushing their insane political views with fanatical zeal. This is the failing of democracy whereas the people with the most successful lives are more than not marginalized because they simply don’t have the time, or resources to devote to the process.

        6. The glad thing, Chirho, is that these male feminazis will never have kids they can poison with their false idols.

        1. No. But I’m burned out with my web design business and this is a hell of a lot more fun…grazie.

        2. Cute dog socks…

          BWAHAHAHAHA! It’s so funny because it’s soooo true. Explaining the scratches on your midriff during bikini season is a real bitch, ain’t it ladies.

        5. Women who fuck their dogs will eat an entire gallon of ice cream and start cutting themselves after seeing that cover…aw, poor babies.

    2. Hes a leftist cuck anyway. He was probably jerking off to the idea of those MMA dudes running a train on her.

      1. That makes sense for him. But them? You get to be jacked, in MMA, and are good looking, what in the NAME OF FUCKING CTHULU are you doing orbiting some nasty little 5 with a “boy body”?

        1. I always had a hunch he was…um…gay? And his “wife” was Hollywood cover. Not that he’s Hollywood but…stranger shit has happened.

        4. For the most part, in my gym, the girls are all outcasts. We don’t socialize with them. They aren’t allowed to grapple or spar with us. One or two are solid 7’s though, so the grappling thing is kind of a disappointment at times….I say in jest. We keep it as focused at possible while still having a good time.

        7. Oh, no doubt. That’s just a sad, sad pathetic way to go through life IMO.

        8. Isn’t she ostensibly “famous”? That could explain it. Plus a jacked dude isn’t necessarily alpha. I’ve seen hardcore blue pill behavior from guys you would never expect it from by looking at them.

        10. The hell you say.
          I’ve laughed in the face of a couple of chicks in my lifetime when they started hitting on me. If I can jump in a pool of 8+ chicks and be happy all the live long day, in what possible way could a 5 tempt me with “feebie sex”?

        11. I used to play the RPG Call of C’thulhu as a boy and I’ve read all of the stories. The Whisperer in Darkness is my favourite.

        17. Yeah right, “I couldn’t go to the gym so I brought the gym to me”. These guys are the worst, they are cucking for status like bitches.

        19. Everybody hits a dry spell at some point. The thing is, a lot of guys succumb to it and just jump on a grenade. Many an unwary guy has picked a tatted up barfly to serve as his slump buster. Not every guy is red-pill enough to know that the only real way to break a dry spell is to tweak your game and double down on approaches with 8s, 9s, and 10s. Even when guys do know what’s up, they just go down what they think is the path of least resistance. Sadly, to them, the red-pill approach to ending a dry spell is just too much work.

        20. If it’s a bj all I ask is that she is indeed a she and under 65, aside from that just let the throat skillset speak.

        24. Seems like all the traditional cultures kept the men and women carefully separated outside the home, with controlled and limited exceptions.

        28. Well you see, you say this, and then on other other articles they tell us that watching porn and fapping is terrible. What is one to think?

        30. If you look at Bourdains upbringing this is no shock. He had an overbearing Jewish mother who feminized him and ensured he’d continue that cycle with the women in his life.

        31. Good point, but I’ll tell you what his real problem was. He married his first wife in 1985, while he was in his 30s. He divorced her in 2005, and then married the Italian chick two years later. Same thing with Paul McCartney. His first wife passed away in 1998, then he married Heather Mills in 2002 (he was probably dating her long before then). See a pattern here? Women have a knack for seeking out men when they’re at their most vulnerable, when their sense of discernment is at its weakest. Check out ‘Dream Lover’ with David Spader and Maadchen Amick. Same deal. She found out he’d just gone through a brutal divorce and that he was lonely and vulnerable, and she just swooped in. She even tells him this later in the movie, and all he can do is stare at her with a “dunce” expression stenciled on his face. Men need to learn that if the first marriage goes south or the first wife dies, jumping right into another relationship isn’t the answer. I imagine it’s tough finding yourself alone after being with someone for years, but a guy’s better off heading to Vegas or the DR and grief-banging a few locals for about two weeks than he is jumping right back into the meat grinder.

        34. Yeah, you make a good point about men not rushing into relationships too soon after getting divorced. I’d argue that you shouldn’t re marry unless you want kids. Which I believe every man should have.
          Having said that, I think Bourdain is a progressive cuck due to the culture he was brought up in and his decision making process is a reflection of this.

        37. Bourdain hired them to give her the D. Back in the day it would have been a tennis coach but mma is the fad du jour

        38. I prefer to show them how repulsed I am by them with my facial expression and that I am insulted that they would ever think that I would lower myself to busting a nut on their greasy faces.
          Demolishing an entitled sluts self esteem is a million times more satisfying than banging any 10.
          I call it payback for all the low smv skanks I see being total cunts to average guys who try to run game on them.

        39. That’s a shame, you should look for a different gym. You haven’t lived until you ktfo a feminist dyke in sparring who thought she was as tough as man

        41. The whole steroid bodybuilder full body wax thing statred in the gay community then bled over to insecure betas

        43. I have a good feeling that the number of women who have had their self esteem demolished by you is 0 with a +/- of whatever whore birthed you

        46. He’d prefer a Skank
          To having an old Wank
          But one must be
          Frank
          Even if named Hank
          Messing with a Whore
          May cost one more
          But someone should’ve told him
          That the most expensive things in Life
          Are free.

        51. Because sometimes the mood one is in calls for something that most females might call unhygienic and most 5s are pretty desperate to please

        52. I doubt they are orbiting. More than likely these broke mma guys were using her for money. She probably got a party bus for them and on the weekends payed for their $5k bar tab yolo lifestyle. She probably got lucky one or twice and got to blow the beta male of the group.
          Once the money is cut off, the mma guys will be gone.

      4. Bourdain seems to have plenty problems with women. He married his college girlfriend (and may have moved colleges to be with her) then after a while she decided not to work. So he, a hack chef and serious heroin addict, had to support her. This pissed him off but not enough to do anything about it. They divorced when he got on tv – not sure who did the divorcing.
        In one of his books he complains about a subsequent girlfriend (rich bitch type) who kept him hanging on while she partied with other guys. They broke up and then the Italian came along.
        He does seem to be pretty much a cuck. A shame because his Kitchen Confidential book was a good read. But now all the New York tough guy prose (“I walked in on some Samoans assembling machine guns on the way to meet my dealer so I get loaded enough to face work…” etc) just sounds like hollow boasting.
        BTW Has anyone else noticed that the whole girls lifting weights to get abs and biceps thing now seems to be spreading? Even a few feminine girls are getting into it. Do they really want to look jacked or can they just not resist moving into a man’s domain?

        1. There are a number of women I know that are really getting into weight lifting. It is just that the great majority of their focus is on squats and developing a great ass. As an ass man I heartily agree with their goals.

        3. “I walked in on some Samoans assembling machine guns on the way to meet my dealer so I get loaded enough to face work…”
          So what was his job that he had to get so loaded to “face work”.. Bond villain? Romanian Olympic trainer? North Korean rocket scientist? Shit, who even talks like that. This is OTT even for ironic Brooklyn tough-guy.

        4. A rich and famous cuck is still a cuck. Didn’t George Lucas have a new wife every movie franchise he made? Alimony bitch

        7. I think the female jacked look is about the false idea that women can and should do anything that men do.
          I weight train only to keep my arms toned so that I don’t get unattractive jiggly fat on them. My husband wouldn’t allow me to get too muscular.

        9. I’ve been hitting up Tinder lately, and I’ve been astounded at the number of women that are “into lifting”, or looking for a “swole mate”.
          I want a woman who keeps in shape, but I find these women obnoxious, overly masculine, and a complete turn-off.

      7. I would forbid my wife or daughter to be a fighter. It’s not ladylike. My daughter would be more than welcome to be on the cheerleading squad or volleyball team though.
        Ronda Rousey is attractive looking, but seeing her in a cage rumbling with blood on her nose, it makes her look unattractive.
        On the other hand, when my son’s become high school age, I’d insist that they become involved in a combat sport complete with full contact sparring. And that they do it for the 4 years of high school. I involve myself in amateur boxing now, but I wish I had done it when I was 14 or 15.
        I don’t see why women would subject themselves to combat sports.

        2. Better yet, train ’em up and send ’em for a stint in the French Foreign Legion.
          That’ll do the trick.

    3. Everyone in the west who is not redpill pussybegs. That is why women are so afraid of the redpill. Strangenly enough, it seems like they know about it, when 99% of men don’t. Perhaps it’s because of that evil groupthink/communication apparatus they have that we don’t.

    5. In my personal experience, there are 3 kind of girls into MMA/Martial Arts:
      1) the high T, ugly, masculine, dyke, who thinks she is equal to men.
      2) the high T, not so ugly (but not pretty), who thinks she is equal to men, and also wants to fuck the alphas in the MMA/Martial Arts scene. This bitch is an example.
      3) the 5’s or even 6’s who find MMA/Martial Arts guys hot and start training with the only purpose of meet (and fuck) those guys. This kind of girl usually doesn’t last long into the gyms.

      1. Edit: There are not as many Alphas as you think in the MMA/Martial Arts scene. I have known real beasts in the Kumite/Ring/Cage who are worst than the bluest of the betas out there.

        1. We disagree heartily on Nietzsche and won’t convince one another so I will avoid that topic because no sense in a pissing contest. I will say that your assessment of the MMA scene is dead on as far as my experience goes. The vast majority of BJJ/MMA people I met have been people fresh out of relationships trying to feel powerful again. It is a strange market. A bunch of women and men who have been hurt by someone they loved and looked to something physical to make up for the pain. I don’t know why, this is just what I have seen repeat itself over and over for years.
          This is not to say that there aren’t some legit badasses and cool people in those sports, but it is not the majority for sure.

        2. That doesn’t surprise me. I have an old army buddy who is really into it but married a single mom, was divorce raped before meeting her and kept trying to get with a chick that was quite simply mental.

        5. I’ve seen that in my old crew as well. I asked one a few years ago how he and the family are doing and he replied, “We’re happily married. I’m married and she is happy.” I laughed, but you can see in his dead eyes he meant it.

        6. I have read Ludovici and find him lacking. I feel he is a third rate hack who couldn’t get the point of a porcupine. That said, I can respect that fact that other people feel differently and I am not in the business of philosophy anymore so it is no skin off my back. It’s ok to disagree too. It won’t be the end of the world. Did want to chime in for that at least…well that and to add my agreement to your point on MMA/BJJ

        7. Fuck yeah. I’ve spit the hook out my entire life. All my “friends” pretend they’re happy but I can hear the envy in their voices when I tell them I grabbed my backpack and whipped up to Vegas to bet on some games and get my drink on…

        8. I disagree heartily on your position of Ludovici. But that’s OK. This was literally (Hitler) the false start of a very civil dispute.

        9. The fun part is being around the wives at social gatherings and you tell stories of your adventures. The buddies look at you like the escaped slave with news of freedom.

        10. MMA people are just people, betas and alphas. But to be highly successful in it I think you need to be alpha though. You need more than skills and fitness, you need that winner mentality.

        11. So true. I feel sorry for them in a way but then…I didn’t marry the first bitch who smiled at me (like they did)…

        12. Well, I think he was sarcastically implying he was in hell, but with two kids and a mortgage his petite (born in US) Korean wife has him by the balls, so he isn’t going anywhere.

        14. He works a dull government job in DC, so I think he is looking forward to an early grave.
          Like the joke goes: “Why do husbands usually die before their wives? They want too.”

        15. Heh, neither do I. I’ve never pitied anyone who handed out a knife and stretched out their neck.

        16. And then when you spit redpill truth and tell em why you won’t marry – they get offended.

        17. You do realize, the wives tell their husbands to stay away from you as you are potentially a bad influence. And at the same time, I am sure they are trying to fix you up with one of their single fat girl friends.

        18. Reminds me of this joke. A man’s wife dies after 33 years of marriage. He’s one of the pallbearers. The crew hoists the casket and they begin to slowly walk down toward the burial site. They slowly traverse a beautiful winding stone path, next to a splendid pond, with swans swimming on it, and then they walk by a rolling hill, down the path, and suddenly…they drop the casket and guy’s wife rolls out and opens her eyes! She lives another 17 years. At which point, she expires. So the husband is once again one of the pallbearers. The crew hoists the casket and they begin to slowly walk down toward the burial site. They slowly traverse a beautiful winding stone path, next to a splendid pond, with swans swimming on it, and then they walk by a rolling hill, down the path, and suddenly…the husband shouts out, “Easy boys…easy!”

        19. At the party is when you mention you recently returned from the Yucatan, and then you whip out a pair of crystal skulls

        21. and then you whip out a pair of crystal skulls
          Speedreaders, take note. Do *not* skim over the word “crystal” here, or you could be subject to arrest if you take his advice.

        22. Then they start to proselytize…”Marriage would be so good for you…what’s wrong with you?” Heh. Everybody wants company in hell…

        25. Ch-ching. Show a woman heaven and she’ll complain about the view. Show her hell and she’ll offer to pay the rent (or words to that effect).

        26. Ha! That already happened and I always made sure to bring a different chick that wasn’t ravaged by extra body fat or ugly in the slightest.

        27. A guy is a half way through 18 holes on the club’s golf course and he is having the best game of his life. His cell rings and it’s the local hospital. His wife has been in a terrible accident and he needs to come at once. He is shocked, but finishes the hole. Eagle! He decides to play one more hole. Knocks the ball almost to the green. He ends up playing all 18 holes and missed the club record by 2 strokes. He realizes it has been almost 2 hours since the hospital called and rushes to the hospital.
          He arrives just as the surgeon comes out of ER and the doc notices the golf attire. “You finished your golf game before you came didn’t you?” said the doc scoldingly. The man is ashamed. The doc continues, “well you can forget golf mister. Your wife is in bad shape. She is going to need round clock care for the rest of her and probably your life!” The husband is openly sobbing at this point and is filled with shame.
          After a few seconds the doctor says, “I am just fucking with you. She’s dead. How did you shoot?”

        29. I send my married buddies cell phone photos of various younger women I hook up with. They always wind up saying, “Uh, Bob, I think I can get away soon and come down to Phoenix”…heh.

        30. You guys are all sounding like MGTOW fags. Maybe if you locked down a hottie who cooks, cleans, and shares your twisted politics, youd at least learn how to keep a decent girlfriend.

        33. Twisted politics? Not embracing socialist dweeb theory is “twisted”, is it?

        34. Freut mich zu hören. Ich habe früher viele Witze erzählt, aber hat die meisten schon vergessen.

        37. A lot of gyms try to cultivate a beta environment and make fighters into betas. Gym owners don’t like being challenged and its far easier to control betas. All that fake Japanese respect BS you see in the UFC came from somewhere

        38. These days, yes. If youre wifing something up, it helps if she hates hood rats & their culture etc. Goes without saying, if youre wife has some actual wisdom, critical thinking skills, and sees through BS, youre going to have a nearly stress free marriage.

        42. Ive known that one fpr a while. But without the golf, but including more details on the care needed.

        43. Two men were out playing golf on a beautiful sunny day. On the edge of the course a caravan of cars starts moving past. It’s a funeral procession. Suddenly, one of the men stops, takes off his hat, sets his club down and stands cupping his hands behind his back, with his face turned down. He does this until the cars are out of sight.
          His buddy says, “That was beautiful and moving Bob. I didn’t know you felt so deeply about life and death.” Bob said, “It was the least I could do, I was married to her for thirty years.”

        47. They also think about you when using their vibrators the next day, when they turned their husbands down the night before after the party

        48. I don’t know what exactly it is that is wrong with your brains but I hope you can get the help you need

      2. 4) The mom who joins to spend “quality time” with their son or daughter while getting some “exercise” and quits after two months to more fully cheer on their kid. I’ve seen it a hundred times over.

        1. The mom who joins to spend “quality time” with their son or daughter while getting some “exercise” and quits after two months to more fully cheer on their kid. I’ve seen it a hundred times over.
          This is not a personal thing, I correct it whenever I see it.
          “Their” is a plural article. It indicates more than one person. When the sex of the subject in a sentence is known, use “him” or “her” appropriately. When the sex is not known, default to “his”. The “their” for a single person is a deliberate corruption of the language by the Feminists from the 1970’s. They went on a bitch fit about anything with the word “man” in it and any acceptance of “his” as the default sex for an unknown subject in a sentence. It makes zero grammatical sense.

        2. “to more fully cheer on his kid.”? is that what you are saying, even though I am talking about the Mother in the class?

        3. Her. Because we know a “mother” is a female.
          The mom who joins to spend “quality time” with her son or daughter while getting some “exercise” and quits after two months to more fully cheer on her kid. I’ve seen it a hundred times over.
          Like that.
          Not picking on you, so many people do it these days, I’m just doing my small part to reverse the influence of feminists.

        5. Yeah, no offense taken. Just trying to grasp the concept you are conveying. I get what you are saying.
          From your first reply, I was thinking you meant that all possessive adjectives should be labeled in the masculine. I see that’s not the case now.

        6. This type is the martial arts version of the ‘soccer mom’ and is present mostly in McDojos or in ‘safe’ martial arts with no full contact sparring: most karate, TKD, and related.
          I haven’t encounter yet this type in Kyokushin, (real) Kickboxing, (real) MMA or Boxing.

        7. Where does one find a real boxing gym? I cannot find one to save my life here in central Ohio. It’s all “come on in and do boxing crossfit aerobics with the rest of the girls!”
          I’m looking for a Rocky Balboa gym full of gruff, mean old men who don’t accept bullshit or weakness and who teach actual boxing.

        8. The problem is that real boxing gyms are filled with certain type of melanin rich savages…..that being said, a know a couple in NYC in Queens and Brooklyn, others in California (http://thesummitgym.com/) and a couple in Houston.

        9. We don’t have a lot of Vibrant Diversity in my area. It’s like 95% whitey white ville here in my stomping grounds, for all intents and purposes I live in Bleach-land. I just want to find a gym, if that means that my sparring partner is black, I don’t really care, assuming I have schooling in the basics before hitting the ring.

        10. My gym is full contact, but only for the men Thai Boxing and BJJ. The women are not allowed to spar. They can grapple with other women or the high level male instructors but not the guys who are seriously training for fights. We have at any point 3 or 4 Moms, in the mix, but they are always coming and going. My gym is pretty well known in the UFC world as we have three high level guys fighting currently. You would know their names if I said them.

        11. In all my years training I have never encountered that type…..maybe is a cultural thing, in my country there are not soccer moms either, I know of their existence because my travels to US.

        12. I was a member of such a boxing gym 20 years ago. Mind you, it was in Tokyo. They didn’t even have classes, let alone anything called boxercise or cross fit. You just showed up, started hitting the bag and practicing combinations, and once in a while a trainer would swing by and teach you something. The only woman there worked behind the desk. One friend of mine (ex-Air Force dude who had lived in Tokyo for decades) was pissed off that they decided to start having classes to attract women and, I suppose, make more money. I haven’t been there in ages but I suspect there’s more of a mixed crowd of clients now.

        14. Yeah, I’ll train, work and everything else with a stand up guy, I don’t really care about race.

      3. I only get weeb girls who want to be anime characters passing through the dojo these days. I’ll trade you…

      4. 4) The delusional dogs who think they can defend against being raped by doing cardio kickboxing once per week even though no guy would ever want to rape them because they are too fugly.
        Ironically they also do it to lose weight to be more attractive to guys

      1. For the Lefty, sure. The MMA dudes though? They don’t seem particularly effeminate. Or maybe they are and it’s in their attitude and not appearance. Dunno.
        So glad this shit happens “somewhere else” and not in my vicinity.

        3. You’re really jacked into that r/k selection thing lately. Heh.

        6. It’s the notion that women will always gravitate towards male pirates when given a choice.

        10. That literally (Hitler) makes no sense.
          You ninjas just can’t let the pirate raids of your hideouts in the past go, can you?

        13. What are you on about? You are talking about fags who spend hours rolling around together on the ground shirtless in spandex bike shorts. The only way this is possible is because of all the pussy rules that also make full contact boxing/MT possible without someone being maimed or killed in under 5 seconds

    7. Not sure what he was thinking. I know that at some point in his 50’s he got a bunch of tats and made some bad choices regarding women. I really can’t condemn a man for that. I actually have a lot of respect for the way he has lived his professional life. On more than one occasion he has stuck to his principles despite the fact that it could have ruined him totally which is something to be admired. I also think he is talented and funny. If I couldn’t just torrent every book for free I would actually pay for his.

    8. The bad part is that he probably figured that she wouldn’t pull this shit simply because she’s not a 10.

      1. That’s why I look awry at dudes who say “Marry the 6 or 7, she won’t stray”. Bullshit she won’t. Go for top shelf, every time, there is no difference what they will or won’t do, in the end, so you might as well go for the best of breed.

        1. “Go for top shelf, every time, there is no difference what they will or won’t do, in the end, so you might as well go for the best of breed.”
          Universal truth, indeed.

        3. Yep.
          I married a woman who was, when I married, easily a HB9. Never regretted it. She’s a day older than me, but when we were dating I’d *always* get the “you’re robbing the cradle” comments from people. When I was 24.
          She could have been every kind of evil that you hear about, but wasn’t. Meanwhile my brother in law, with his enormous self esteem issues, married a girl who couldn’t ding HB4 if she bribed all the judges, who did demonic things to him. Even had him at gun point one night, he woke up with her standing beside the bed with a rifle held to his forehead as she threatened him for some idiotic perceived “offense”.
          Fuck that “marry an ugly girl” noise.

        5. Fuck that “marry an ugly girl” noise.
          Couldn’t agree more. How could you even stay happy with a 4?

        6. Indeed. They *all* can go batshit for no reason. Don’t hobble your own happiness by assuming ugly=safe. It doesn’t.

        8. I don’t know if I agree with that scale actually. I’m saying that a hot girl is as apt to be goofy as an ugly one. It may not have always been the case (that scale would have worked in the past), but now every HB3 thinks that she is hot shit thanks to social media.

        9. You have to think of it as a guide and not a rule. For the young bucks still trying to figure it all out, its usefull. For us older more seasoned vets, we make up our own minds.
          Still though, that video is hilarious.

        10. Yes, and I’m going to be very crude: behind every 8 or 9 there is a long, long, long line of dicks and a number of mental disorders; but if you are going to fuck a whore, I do prefer to fuck a Whore9 than a Whore6.

        11. I think that applies to 8’s and some 9’s, but not all. Way too many men are so fucking beta and weak that they literally go cold and clammy if a 9 so much as walks in a door. 9’s and 10’s can be some of the loneliest girls at a party, because men are scared to talk to them and women hate them for their beauty.
          In a room of alphas, sure, she’s going to be sucking somebody’s cock, but in a normal day in the life, she sometimes can’t find anybody who will even look her in the eyes to say “hello”.
          I have never had a fear of beautiful women, so I’ve spent my life approaching HB9/9+ without worry. I hear this story a lot from about half of them.

        12. It is true that most men (even a lot of the so called alphas) hesitate to approach 9’s and 10’s because fear of rejection. And, as you said, that’s the reason we have to approach them. But sadly, you are going to be one more in her long list of dicks.
          In my personal experience, I haven’t found a 8 or 9 who is not a whore……hell, I haven’t found any woman who isn’t.

        13. Generally I agree with you, and I note that my experiences in life are sometimes the exception and not the rule.

        15. That attitude, one of seeking out emotional safety (or whatever) is what will eventually drive them away.

        16. Seeking out safety invites challenge and confrontation. With women they seek out the safety of a solid man. It is crazy to me how insidious this “we’re all the same” bullshit is.

        17. It isn’t that men are intimidated by them, most men just don’t want to spend that much money or jump through so many hoops for something just a couple of points higher. Not a good ROI

    9. exactly this. strong on a woman is not sexy. i make only an exception for hardbody russian/ukranian gym gals with a solid ass, or miesha tate because of her tits [which are fake].
      i want to be the wolf in the relationship, not the red riding hood.

    10. Yup. The best HE could do. But Anthony didn’t have and apparently still does not have game. He needs to shoot some episodes of No Reservations where he has no reservations sampling the local young, hot talent. He’s still got some charisma and solid status. As badly as he treats his body, he doesn’t look too bad either.
      He could parlay his status into gaming young, giggly, dirt-poor girls in EE, dragging an entrourage of 20-somethigns ’round the world with him and Instragrming, Snapchatting, Facebooking his exploits for his cunt wife to see.
      As for Octavia.. EWWWW! She’s a solid 5 in a boy’s body. If any of her boy-toy workout buddies are tapping that, I’d have to question their manhood.

      1. The production costs of that version of the show would still be really low maximizing the profits made from advertisers who buy time during the commercial breaks. But Bourdain would only be interested in trannies. At least they could still call the show “Parts Unknown” though

    11. Its a testament to her BJJ ability. She has to use physically force to have her way with them sexually.

    12. “Sure, she’s not fat, but otherwise, Christ almighty, get some self respect, men.”
      In other words, don’t end up like Anthony Bourdain.

      1. That is the beginning and end of the message I wished to communicate.

    13. Whaddaya expect from a Hollywood libfag? He’s been programmed to think that “independent / strong” womyn are totez hawt.
      What’s that, you say? She’s not actually independent because she’s leeching off his wealth in order to play Hanna Montana of the fighting gym? SHAME ON YOU, woman hater!
      It’s funny to think that rationally he just assumed he was doing the enlightened thing by “letting her pursue her passions”…It just so happens her passion was being around young muscular dudes all day. Huh…what a coincidence.

      1. I just don’t understand it. I mean intellectually I know the argument behind it, I just can’t imagine being that desperate. I literally (Hitler) have no frame of reference.

        1. The problem is that it is an argument based in a fallacy. Yes, for a woman it is true, that if you get yourself a schlub you’ll be safe from him cheating or whatever. For a man however, there is no such thing as safety. There is only measured risk and conquering. There is no victory that can be aciwved by laying down. She not your friend. If one gets out of that mindset of seeking out safety then he’ll let her walk and that will produce as loyal a woman as there is. You don’t get to find a safe spot, THEY do. Our security comes from not fearing battle, winning and moving on is as close as it gets to security.

    16. Just last night I went to the local watering hole to grab a drink. Sitting at the bar was a group of five people–four guys, all in great shape, and one female 7. She was in the middle, because, you know, she has so many guy friends. The two guys sitting on either side of her kept leaning in, sometimes placing their hands on her chair in an attempt to get their arms around her. The two guys on the outside looked uncomfortable as hell as they leaned so far forward just to talk to her.
      On the other side of the bar was a guy chatting up a girl. It looked like they were on a date, but there was a chair between them (to house her purse, of course). She was a 6 at best–could have been cuter if her skin wasn’t littered with tattoos. It’s amazing watching these young guys traverse the mine fields of dating. They’re working so hard as they free fall without a parachute while these bitches sit back staring at their phones–probably texting the guys they were planning to fuck later that night.

    17. There’s just no self respect in men these days. I have friends with solid careers, that own houses (owned outright no mortgage) who are funny, and fit and one of them was mulling over whether he should fuck some fat chick on Tinder. When it comes to women even guys who know they’ve got their shit together will still go for McDonald’s level women.

    18. “Christ almighty, get some self respect, men”
      And therein lies the problem. The average looking female is considered an 8.5 by the majority of men today, 99% of whom are sex & love starved thirsty cucks.

    19. They’re probably begging her to leave them alone. “MMA-chick” are words no man found sexy – take it from a guy who used to train with MMA fighters.
      On the other hand, that comic strip in the article was hilarious. I like the “just coffee” line…
      The only thing that suprises me is that she likes men. I mean really, look at her!

    20. They live their entire lives in that bubble and firmly believe that self respect comes from the outside. Once again, exemplifying the dangers of men being led by women. I can not even have a conversation with another guy at a bar or something in the city anymore, they are like women.

    21. I’d fuck her. Its not all about looks. She may be an easy lay with no drama who wouldn’t expect gifts just cock.

    22. 5 That’s generous, somewhere between 1&3 is more like it. That’s why you should be fussy and go for the hottest girls you can. So when it goes pear shaped you still have the respect from your mates. You can put lipstick on a pig but it’s still a pig.

  9. He is just dumb or completely blue pill. One minute with her and you’d know that she is an attention whoring brainless slut.

    1. The only way I’d even let her in my vicinity for 60 seconds would be if I was stuck in a line for a roller coaster and she was the strange homely bitch who was in line behind me.

        1. I’ve never seen the show, in fact, I’ve only ever heard about it here.

        3. I can’t even remember what was “in, hip, and cool” on television when I stopped watching it back in ’03. Anything after that and I’m basically lost, unless I see a series on Netflix.

        9. I came to that conclusion about television long ago. That’s why I stopped. Nothing of value to keep me on the hook. And, at the time, an increase of shrill anti-male crap fueled by the Cuck Television 1990’s.

        12. It is the definition of blue pill. The character who comes closest to not being a total beta is played by that little fag Doogie Howser. It’s impossible to buy his performance

        13. I’m pretty sure that they are poaching alot of ideas from the manosphere at this point. We should be getting royalty checks from those jews

    2. They have that in common, this guy has himself filmed while eating. Most attention whores just take an iphone pic of a meal at a restauraant to post it on twitter. I’m surprised he doesn’ t get filmed shitting

  10. Surround your 5 at best of a wife in your home with younger, alpha as fuck, jacked dudes while you’re a literally skeletor pussy who travels the globe and gives her tons of money.
    Her hamster was in overdrive because those guys wouldn’t give her the time of day if they weren’t literally being paid to cuck bourdain.

    1. Surround your 5 at best of a wife in your home with younger, alpha as
      fuck, jacked dudes while you’re a literally (Hitler) skeletor pussy who travels
      the globe and gives her tons of money.
      Fixed that for you.

  11. I used to like Bourdain’s show. You knew he leaned to the left, but he wasn’t overt about it. He mostly focused on food and the hedonistic element of places.
    But when he went to CNN, the show became unbearable: going to Russia to criticize Putin’s stand on gays, or going to Israel and interviewing a female Palestinian race car driver (#girlpower). It just got to be ridiculous. You just knew that Jeff Zucker was doing the cuckoldry cheer from the sidelines.
    Same old story: Another liberal man, beholden to the equalist narrative, who is taken to the cleaners by a woman in search of Alpha cock. Everybody else will wonder why, while everyone in the Manosphere saw it coming.

    1. I blame CNN for the bullshit that his new show preach sometimes. The left makes everything political, I not surprise he goes off on such rants due to contract obligation. He can travel the world, but he has strings attached in order to due so.

      1. True. I don’t want to say Bourdain is blameless – he is essentially taking millions to preach their lies. Yet at the same time, I do think that he believes the nonsense to some degree.

        1. There is no disagreement that he does believe it in some degree. He old school liberal that is dying out fast, and being replaced with limp wristed and twisted SJW types. He knows how the real world works from his time as a cook in the kitchens of NYC. The problem for him is he becoming political when he needs not be and he knows it. Hopeful his world market thing works out for him and get some success from it. Plus he can no band the groups left and right of him.

  12. >>He may be a liberal, but he’s a liberal you can feel sorry for in this situation.
    He’s a lefty?
    A lefty spends their whole life making their problems my problems. Now I
    have MY problems PLUS the problems they gave me in the form of higher
    taxes, more regulation, nasty prohibition laws, and a general eroding
    of dependable law and justice in the world.
    No Empathy.
    No Mercy.
    No Sympathy.

  13. He’s a liberal so he brought it upon himself. I hope that’ll teach him (and libs who read this article) a valuable lesson. No sympathy.

    1. They don’t learn from experience. I mean they’re still pushing socialism after nearly a century of hard evidence that it’s an utter failure. They cannot admit error, ever, about anything that they hold dear.
      He’ll likely tell us how it was right that she did what she did, and that he was wrong for wanting to “cage her wild spirit” or some such bullshit like that.

      1. Exactly. Once a cuck always a cuck unless he has a major mind shift. Perhaps this experience when he gets divorce raped may give him a red pill enema……

      2. I don’t see it. He isn’t nearly the pussy he is being made out to be imo

        1. I know nothing of the man, I really have no clue who he is. If he’s a leftist like others are saying, that’s where I’m directing my comments. If he’s not so much, as you indicate above, then something else is at play. End of the day, I wouldn’t know this guy if we bumped into each other in the street and exchanged pleasantries waiting for the crosswalk light to change.

        2. He gets a liberal rap and yes ye leans a little left on the libertarian side. He has come down as being personally anti gun but political against gun control…..same with abortion….because it is none of the governments business. He is fairly consistent with his beliefs being left center and his belief that the government has absolutely no fucking place getting involved in the personal lives and choices of the citizenry.
          The worst you can say about the guy is that he is a boozer and a former junky and that in his early 50’s he went through some midlife crisis and made some bad mistakes regarding women and tattoos the former he is right now in the process of rectifying.

        3. As a side note, if it tells you anything about his character, one of his best buds is Ted Nugent.

        5. he says “I disagree with 98% of everything that comes out of his mouth and find much of it deeply offensive, but we both love bbq” He is obviously being a touch hyperbolic, but the larger point is that he feels that disagreeing with a man is fine and they can still be friends and what is important is that the government stays the fuck out of everyone’s business.
          If anything, I feel he is like a slightly liberal you.

        6. I’ve always held the idea that one can be personally anti-gun, but still be a libertarian. It’s not a left/right thing, if you’re against government meddling, even in things you personally don’t like (as long as it’s peaceful and consensual), then you’re a libertarian (small “L”).
          So you can have a person who refuses to own a gun for personal reasons, who refuses to even look at art or literature, and who wants to “save the poor”, who also doesn’t want government involved in any of these things, and he is by all measures a libertarian.

        7. bingo. This is why I say he isn’t a liberal. The hallmark of the liberal is to legislate their beliefs where the libertarian can have civil disagreements and move the hell on. If you read my post above, he has also be super critical of Hollywood celebs being involved in politics. who the fuck are they?
          I actually respect the man a lot for some of the career choices he has made and feel he has shown personal courage in the face of very real danger. The fact that he has had incredible commercial success because (or maybe even despite) these choices points to the fact that he is one of the people out there who I believe is both famous and actually talented.

        8. When it says Libby-Libby-Libby on the label-label-label you will kick it-kick it-kick it from your table-table-table…

        9. It is a very similar issue, I believe, to abortion here. There are a lot of people here against abortion. I am not. I am pro abortion. That is fine. We have a difference of opinion. The thing that bothers me with the anti abortion people is that they want the government to enforce their social or religious or personal beliefs.

        10. Ok….I am going to go seriously old school obscure zappa on you now. You asked for it. Enjoy this tune it is one of my #1 favorites.

        12. Well that’s not quite the same. They see actual violence against a non-consenting human being. You may disagree with that interpretation, but that’s how they view it, ergo, in the overall scheme of things, they’re not violating the Non Aggression Principle when it comes to the issue. If they did it “to control those stupid women” then, yeah, that would be anti-libertarian.

        13. That’s a great tune. Zappa is a good person to mention on this thread. He was someone who you probably would have disagreed with all of his opinions but one….the fact that the government ought not have a say in any of them

        14. Are you kidding me? The dude was an avowed, open and admitted Libertarian. He’d send you a copy of the Constitution and Bill of Rights if you sent him a fan letter.

        15. I do disagree with that. I understand their position. I also understand that there is a valid philosophical argument from both sides and it is not an argument I want settled by the united states congress or supreme court. I can argue that it is a medical procedure and not violence against a non-consenting human being and they can argue it is. Do we really want the deciding vote of who is wrong or right to be the government?

        16. You’re going down the wrong path. If it can be argued both ways, and it can, and they earnestly see it as a mother killing her child, then they are not violating the NAP by requesting that the government get involved. Libertarianism is not anarchy, there are some just uses of government that they recognize, usually always regarding protecting people from violence, theft and fraud.

        17. An interesting angle for him to have there. His father, a chemist and mathematician, worked in the defense industry…including at the Edgewood Arsenal chemical warfare facility of the Aberdeen Proving Ground. I gotta listen to Dinah-Moe Humm now…

        18. right. I mean his congressional hearing with Dee Snider where he basically owned an entire senate subcommittee with constitutional fact and intelligent argument was one of the greatest libertarian moments in the modern world. Socially he might have been a lot more liberal with you but he was one of the most intelligent and fierce constitutionalists outside of Justice Scalia that we have seen in nearly a century.
          I am not sure about intelligent and fierce constitutionalists inside justice Scalia. He was a large man.

        19. She made a bet with her sister who’s a little bit dumb
          She could prove it any time all men was scum
          I don’t mind that she called me a bum,
          But I knew right away she was really gonna cum

        21. I can see that. The problem is this…they are making a claim that is no stronger (or less strong) than the opposition and when up against the wall and frustrated they are asking the government to be on their side and make abortion illegal. They are, essentially, trying to legislate an argument from a college ethics class. To me that seems like bull poo. Not only does legislating moral choices lead to a bad place, not only is it impossible to enforce, but you are basically bringing a moral and religious question to the people absolutely least qualified to answer it and letting them answer it for everyone.
          If they want to shame people who have had abortions go right ahead. If their church wants to tell them they will burn in hell, have ugly people stand outside clinics (peacefully) protesting or in any way wish to exercise their rights to live in a conservative place and sit around and talk about how all us new Yorkers are going straight to hell for killing all those babies go right ahead…but I will be damned if I see a bunch of hack lawyers who are owned by corporations sit around and legislate moral issues that would befuddle fucking Solomon (Solomon, btw, obviously pro abortion as he did suggest cutting a child in half)

        22. I think you suspect that I’m so right wing because those are the topics we focus on. However…
          I believe:
          1. Marriage is not the domain of government. Not for straights and not for gays. Ergo, I have no problem with gay’s pretending to be married nor straights, and believe it’s a religious matter only with some contract law written in due to children and property. No government needed outside of contract enforcement. No big “gay” controversy.
          2. The War on Drugs is one of the stupidest things the U.S. has ever done short of the Prohibition period in our history, and for the same reason.
          3. I’m anti-war, except for self defense. Get us the FUCK out of the middle east and everywhere else. We need to immediately adopt the same exact foreign policy position, including military intervention policies, as Switzerland.
          4. Fuck foreign aid. Let the fuckers figure out stuff for themselves.
          5. Porn – not my business.
          6. Prostitution – not my business
          7. Legalize pot, and all drugs, and let nature select out the idiots, while letting those of us with self control enjoy ourselves.
          8. Freedom of speech, no exceptions. Don’t like it, turn the channel, close the browser or walk away. The only “exception” isn’t really an exception since it violates the rights of others, which is child porn.
          9. Screw the Federal Reserve (that seems to be held more and more by both sides I guess)
          10. Sex is cool, it’s nobody’s business but your own what you do behind closed doors, period, end of sentence.
          11.. Demilitarize the police and prosecute police abuse, no qualified immunity.

        24. Nah, I actually think that they have more logic on their side, actually. All the Left did was switch out the term “child” which had been used in most every language in the world for, like, forever with “fetus” and then claimed that it wasn’t human. Like Mary went to Jerusalem “with fetus” instead of “with child”. It is, as they say, to laugh.
          I really don’t want to get into this “debate”, I’m just telling you that in their solid heart of hearts, they see it as murder of a human being (albeit one that is not fully developed). That’s far more logical than redefining terms and destroying language in order to get away with doing it. AND, to make the point more clear, if you hit a woman who is pregnant with a car by accident, and the baby inside dies, you get charged with manslaughter. But if a woman deems that the baby inside her needs to die, she can do it on a whim. That contradiction in the law tells you everything you need to know about the issue.

        25. I didn’t know about the manslaughter charge car hit bit. That’s fucking nutter butters and double bad with the double standard for sure.
          Word usage aside, until that baby is breathing on its own it is simply not a child in my book. You can colloquially call it a child. Hell, you can also say a pregnant woman is as a big as a house, but there might be objections to adding crown molding to her.
          I simply don’t see a difference between lancing a boil, removing a tumor or aborting a fetus.
          That said, and we won’t go down the debate line here, I do believe that the vast majority of the people who argue against abortion are, in fact, doing it in earnest and from a place that is good in their hearts. I have no doubt. I think they are wrong. They think I am wrong. Their argument relies on a claim that people have souls. When they prove the existence of an immortal soul I will be willing to debate whether that soul comes about at conception or not. Until then, that little tumor inside a woman’s womb is nothing more than a parasite to me and like any tape worm the host has the right to get rid of it….

        26. So a baby born with lung and heart damage that needs a respirator to live is not a baby?
          You’re debating abortion. I’m telling you why their view doesn’t violate the NAP. These are two different discussions. And souls have nothing to do with it, there are plenty of atheist pro-life types.

        27. I am not sure how I feel about respirator babies. If I had to guess I would say it is the parents choice and at their expensive if they chose.
          The two arguments are linking. It only violates NAP if it is a human being and not just a homunculus of cells. That is why the issue is so tricky and also why government shouldn’t be involved in settling it. Let god settle the issue.

        29. Well that makes sense only if you want to let God settle the “murder issue” as well. “Criminals ain’t real human beings, they lose all of their rights when the commit a crime!” I hear many on the Right chant.
          It just involves too much word mincing and rationalization for me to accept “pro-choice” arguments as they stand. We’ve always considered a baby in the womb to be a…baby in the womb, forever, and the only reason this was changed was to facilitate Feminism, with all of the usual verbal twisting and redefining of language and culture required to make it happen. When I see two views like this, I default to the simplest solution. The same people who changed “child” into “lump of cells” are the same ones who chant “property is theft” and “kill the rich”. I don’t trust that camp, much.

        31. I understand your lack of trust. However, because a question is complicated doesn’t mean we should just avoid it. In the Criminal issue you have a person who has made a choice which we have decided is punishable in a certain way and that punishment ought to be meted out. I am not even willing to say that the fetus is a person.
          This is a super complicated question and I don’t really have the answers. I have my beliefs which may or may not be correct. What I do know is that I don’t want to gov’t involved in the question and even less religion. The day the government forces me to accept someone else’s religious beliefs I might finally move to ohio and start buying guns and, lets face it, this is, quite simply, a question of faith and not one of science which is why it is difficult to parse.

        34. I’m not avoiding it. I’m saying it was settled by law across nations and cultures for all time until the 1960’s. They had to disrupt the entire language, culture and nearly destroy our indigenous religions to make this “it’s just cells” thing gather any strength. The only complexity lay in the same complexity we hear from Clinton when he tells us to ‘define what “is” is’. It’s a fake controversy. Leftism is every bit a religion as well, btw.

        36. Agreed about the cult of lefties. So is the right, but not quite as ubiquitously….that fever pitch cultishness is usually reserved for the more extreme people. Basic “middle of the road leftist = total fucking nut right winger” seems right to me.
          I think the RvW text is very good;
          “We need not resolve the difficult question of when life begins. When those trained in the respective disciplines of medicine, philosophy, and theology are unable to arrive at any consensus, the judiciary, at this point in the development of man’s knowledge, is not in a position to speculate as to the answer.”
          What was settled by law across nations and cultures for all time isn’t always right just because it was believed. People also thought that the telephone, the electron and the lightbulb were absurd. That’s not how our greatgrandparents did things is not a valid reason. When doctors, philosophers, and religious figures of good faith (not the screaming idiots on both sides) can’t come to an agreement on something it isn’t the place of the government to decide. In the end, if there is a god…then god will decide.

        37. You know, when I think that most modern music is bland, boring shit that all sounds exactly the same, imagine what it must have sounded like to a musical genius like Frank Zappa. It must have been almost like some sort of mental torture. I’m serious.

        38. Yeah. I am sure he listened to the Beatles and saw their record sales and was like wtf

        39. I actually like the Beatles. I understand taste is subjective and to each his own, etc… But you really highlight the point: I could see disagreement among non-musical geniuses about whether the Beatles are really any different than the Monkees. To me, clearly and unequivocally yes, but to Frank Zappa, no. So Frank Zappa’s musical life must have been excruciating.

        40. taste will be subjective (I think the Monkees are much better than beatles and that the Kingmen and Hollies beat both hands down) but yes, none of them were geniuses the way zappa was. They were all pop musicians opening up the conversation of “I like this” “I don’t like this” rather than “this is good”
          Zappa was a legit musical genius and his music is astonishingly good. He isn’t a pop musician like all the other bands I list above, he was an avante guard composer of the first magnitude. Anyone who can read music and has any understand of musical theory would look at his albums and be fucking blown away.
          I don’t know how he felt about pop music. I imagine he understood that pop music will be more popular and his level of popularity was astonishing given the esoteric nature of his music, but when listening to stuff like the beatles who you like or the hollies who I like it all must have sounded like Dr. Seuss rhyme schemes to Shakespeare

        41. Look dude, I never said I don’t like the Hollies or the Monkees. I like my music like I like my women: lots of it of all types that aren’t complete garbage.
          And don’t be down on Dr. Seuss either!

        42. A much pared down and less disagreeable version of what I said: Pop Music and whatever the fuck zappa was doing was two very different leagues. And I am not down on Seuss (just like I am not down on the Hollies) but Shakespeare he ain’t.

        45. Assuming that’s legit, Zappa summed up the “union mentality” perfectly.
          Though it was after his “prime”, it’s still interesting that Zappa, a hero of the left, candidly bashed a cherished institution of the left-labor unions. That doesn’t really happen nowadays.

        46. 3. I’m anti-war, except for self defense.

          This point stands out to me as “self defense” is ambiguous. Do they have to attack us first, or can we nip problems in the bud?

        48. Naw, she dumped him. Clearly he has bought you some over priced cocktails and given you and handjob under the table at some stuck up Jew York hotel lounge at some point

        49. These type of anti gun plus anti government people are the best because it means they are completely defenseless so it’s so easy to take everything of value they own. They would never call the cops because that would amount to government meddling, unless they were complete hypocrites…Oh wait

        50. The only reason he has had incredible commercial success is because of the first (((vagina))) he was pushed out of

        51. You like fucking you wife when she is on her period? I assumed you spent so much time online bragging about your glory days because the only lady was post menopausal

        55. Finally we can agree on something, I am pro abortion if you are the one who got the whore preggo.

        57. So we’re throwing Hawaii, American Samoa & Guam under the bus?
          It’s better to get ’em before they actually invade the US.

    2. I would say he is more of a libertarian. He is outspoken against Hollywood celebs having a voice in politics, he is outspoken about pita, he says he had high hopes for Obama but has been very critical of him and called him, in one interview, “a colossal disappointment” and is fiercely opposed to government regulation of personal choices be they abortion or guns…government out. He is probably more liberal than a conservative, but also much more conservative than most liberals.
      He honestly does seem to live a life of his conscience and has often argued for less government intercession. He wrote a tell all book which, if it didn’t have the huge success it did, would have destroyed his career and life. As an author and personality he got accepted with open arms into the world of being a television person for oodles of money and immediately shit all over Emeril Lagasse and Sandra Lee knowing he would forever be banned from Food Network because he wasn’t going to kiss ass he didn’t like.
      Did he make a damn fool decision with this chick? Yeah. But are we really going to microscope him like that. He fucked up and made some errors with a woman. Now he will get divorced, throw out his blood money and move on.
      Yeah, he doesn’t support trump and he thinks that pious conservative values are bullshit…but he isn’t looking to legislate them away from people, he is just speaking his mind. Ignoring his mistake by marrying some brazillian judo chick while going through a midlife crisis, he is someone I feel should be admired and not have scorn tossed upon.

      1. “he doesn’t support trump and he thinks that pious conservative values are bullshit…but he isn’t looking to legislate them away from people”.. hmm good distinction, and one which marks him as less of a pussy-ass liberal than people think.
        I’m not impressed with Bourdain’s handling of his marital affairs, but I like to imagine the divorce proceedings thus: Bourdain thrusting his hand in his pocket, pulling out a wad of bills, and throwing them down at Ottavia while she sits in the gutter.

        1. That is how I guess it will go. I am not impressed with how he dealt with his marriage but im not going to condem a man i otherwise admire for it

  14. And once again Esther Vilar was right:
    “Für die Frau bedeutet Liebe Macht, für den Mann Unterwerfung.”
    “For the woman love means power, for the man it means submission.”
    – The manipulated man

        1. Well fuck a duck. You can find it on YouTube Germany (he said without being sure). I’d post another version, but it probably won’t work either. The lyrics (crude, but to the point) –
          Love Stinks
          The J. Geils Band
          You love her
          But she loves him
          And he loves somebody else
          You just can’t win
          And so it goes
          Till the day you die
          This thing they call love
          It’s gonna make you cry
          I’ve had the blues
          The reds and the pinks
          One thing for sure
          (Love stinks)
          Love stinks yeah yeah
          (Love stinks)
          Love stinks yeah yeah
          (Love stinks)
          Love stinks yeah yeah
          (Love stinks)
          Love stinks yeah yeah
          Two by two and side by side
          Love’s gonna find you yes it is
          You just can’t hide
          You’ll hear it call
          Your heart will fall
          Then love will fly
          It’s gonna soar
          I don’t care for any casanova thing
          All I can say is
          Love stinks
          (Love stinks)
          Love stinks yeah yeah
          (Love stinks)
          Love stinks yeah yeah
          (Love stinks)
          Love stinks yeah yeah
          (Love stinks)
          Love stinks yeah yeah
          I’ve been through diamonds
          I’ve been through minks
          I’ve been through it all
          Love stinks
          (Love stinks)
          Love stinks yeah yeah
          (Love stinks)
          Love stinks yeah yeah
          (Love stinks)
          Love stinks yeah yeah
          (Love stinks)
          Love stinks yeah yeah
          Songwriters: PETER WOLF, SETH JUSTMAN

        4. youtube.com/watch?v=AYQs2rRnJYY
          You say you can’t live with what you been through
          Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
          You might pretend you ain’t got one on the bottom of you,
          But don’t fool yourself girl
          It’s lookin’ at you
          Don’t fool yourself girl
          It’s winkin’ at you
          Don’t fool yourself girl
          It’s blinkin’ at you
          That’s why I say
          I’m gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
          Ram it up yer poop chute

  15. Everyone who read the first article saw the writing on her walls. Personal experience showed how easy it is for a woman involved in sports to cuck her guy so she can follow her dreams. He simply forgot to check his Whore Facts, #Hoe-Fax.
    She was young and around virile men. Women don’t choose male friends at random except if they are able to lead her. If that same guy pulls off one or two other areas, she will instigate scenarios to facilitate an easy dick grab from her relationship to said guy. Whether she jumps on it or not is her deal but know this is all women. It does not matter what a woman’s hobby or interests are, if a woman is in an environment where her partner is not, dedicating a lot of time to it, and setting up private time to meet men in the fields outside of said hobby, she is likely replacing or has replaced the guy she is with.
    This is especially big with women who don’t know to guard against it, women who actively wish to be independent but still openly seek a male to guide them, don’t have traditional father’s in their lives, or have actively replaced men in their lives from any capacity. Social and biological differences don’t mitigate female imperative here. Hopefully, he updates his HoeFax.

    2. That lady was done for the minute she lost her titties. Brad’s loyalty was the only foolish thing I saw there.
      EDIT: Always loved the ‘won’t someone please think of the children’ line from the Simpsons. Classic Christian scapegoating.

      1. She was always damaged goods. You don’t marry a girl with daddy issues, especially when her daddy was the only reason the mentally ill ingrate had a career

  17. Octavia is amazingly fit for her age. She must have some kind of edge in her coaching skills. Maybe she incorporates the draining of her student’s balls like a porn star while simultaneously spotting and motivating. She blankets herself with super fit physical fighters. Perhaps she should diversify. There are other types of warriors out there who are in dire need of physical training and a good dick yank might just be the ticket to get the physical fitness ball rolling.
    This ‘food warrior’ thinks he’s tops in his game but he sure could use a visit from someone like Octavia.
    http://img.memecdn.com/rmx-fat-guy-gun_o_1160139.jpg
    And I’m sure this next guy is an excellent keyboard warrior, but he’s not very well rounded.
    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/aFKMZcr7ai4/hqdefault.jpg
    Someone needs to yank that guy by the balls and get him doing jumping jax, anything. I sure ain’t doing it but if someone like Octavia were in the yellow pages, she could make her rounds doing house calls. I can see her now, speeding around in a smart car dressed in a crotchless gym coach suit, wistle anound her neck, chalk on the palms of her hands and a John Wayne side holster of ass lube in a big pump spray bottle. And a magnetic door sign that reads: ‘Olympic Dutch cowgirl coaching services’

  19. Said it before and will say it again, I always liked Bourdain. I don’t feel sorry for him at all. He will be just fine.

  20. People grow apart and get divorced all the time, but at least the unravelling of a marriage was witnessed and gossiped about by a small circle of family and friends- she was foreshadowing, to millions of people, what was going to happen to her and Tony, which is despicable.
    Man, I hate social media.

  21. “Whilst ending one life path and pursuing another is often the definition of personal happiness.”
    No. Finding one life path and sticking with it is the definition of personal happiness,

      1. Maybe but, I’m not in the greatest shape and I would still beat her like a borrowed mule.

    2. When compared to the men, it really looks like they are punching each other in slow motion

  23. Beware of Idle women. Yeap, they’re one great big black hole whose gravitational force on the psyche level will never be sated by any man’s frame or indeed by an counteracting “natural force” on this planet.
    They’re aspects of the occluded evil female archetypes of old. The never satisfied and ever tormenting idle and vain manifestations like Lilith in the Hebrew tradition or Kali in Hindi. Of course, there are evil male archetypes too, but, the feminine ones always strike me as lacking any real intelligence or a sense of proportion, like they cannot stop destroying what’s created and causing havoc. They seen to lack any inwardness at all, as if they are just coarse forces of nature ultimately, even of they’re archetypes, which doesn’t happen to the same degree with the male ones.

    1. Spot on. Even a childless non-working woman should be occupying her time with something useful and soul-building like charity work. If not, with certainty she’ll fall into Peggy Bundy idleness, filling her copious free time with:
      – Sitting on her flabby as while it grows ever larger
      – Eating
      – Watching Ellen, W channel and other degenerate TV-for-her
      – Flirting and cucking on social media
      – Writing comments on XOJane and other destructive feminist sites
      – Thinking up new ways in which her husband is useless.

  24. Pay attention to the overlooked detail. 9 years. The common enforce time of a prenuptial agreement is 10 years. After which it is void. Bourdain may have just come to his senses.

    1. Good catch. And women will say you are jaded because you spot their machinations and expose them.

      2. I just finished the Bourdain edition…it’s at the top of the comments section for the Bourdain article.

      3. Uh. I mean I just put it in the “Overton Window” article section…deleted it from the Bourdain article. Heads-up there.

  26. Don’t go dating MMA chicks it takes a special kind of girl to want to go into a gym and have lots of sweaty strange men wrestle with her all day.

      2. i could forgive one of my not-so-great looking friends hooking up w a 4. but for that same person to hook up w a below 0, unforgivable!!

      3. No, it doesn’t. My son says that he ain’t got time for anything less than an 8.

        1. 7 is my floor. 6, I’d have to be drunk and desperate and then still most likely just fall asleep.

        2. I have replaced drunk with effort in my scale.
          A 6 is someone I will bang if absolutely 0 effort. And I mean 0 effort. I meet her at the bar downstairs from my place, she is ready to fuck with less than 5 minutes of talk, names unimportant or like the girl I met through Instagram who just took a cab to my house, fucked me and then I ubered her out. I literally didn’t get out of bed.
          A 7 is someone that I will sit with and chat with before banging, but she isn’t going to high end places with me and I won’t travel out of my neighborhood for.
          An 8 I will take to my local places where I know people and am willing to travel so long as it is in a park adjacent neighborhood…
          A 9 I will travel anywhere on the island of Manhattan for and will wait up to 3 dates for sex.

    2. Just going by:
      1. Not fat
      2. Fairly fit (although getting kind of creepy “boy” looking in build)
      3. Her face does not make horses run out of the barn, but she’s not going to win any beauty contests, not even in small towns.
      4. Utterly and without redemption plain.
      A 5 won’t turn your head, she is the average “meh” that you wade through in the sea of humanity. A 3 (I’m assuming the negative sign was a typo) will turn heads in a “Ewww, look at the fatty gross gross!” way.

        1. I’d accept a 4. 3 and below HAVE to be overweight or physically deformed in some way, in my estimation.

      1. how about any female who identifies as ‘female’ on the gender fluidity thing starts at a default 5 now

  29. By the way, for those of you who have never seen a musician totally fucking own the US Senate in an argument about freedom of speech:

    1. really everyone should listen to zappa go to town on them. It is so fucking brilliant.

      1. I kind of remember that, I also remember them sitting there with mouths open after Dee Snyder finished lol

        1. yeah, dee was excellent as well but for a calm, reasoned, intelligent and technical argument listening to Zappa is just fucking great.

    3. Zappa actually sounds sane here. When I think Zappa, I think of the video of him playing a bicycle on the Steve Allen show and he comes off as an escapee from the “Funny Farm” in that.
      …Al Gore was a pretty terrible public speaker. Almost as many “ums” as 0bama. I have to admit I wouldn’t have recognized him without the on-screen captioning as he’s now 3x the man he used to be.

  30. Somewhat inconsequential, but I went to read the original article, and noticed right away her name is being spelled differently between the two. I think it’s correct in the older article, Ottavia. Matches the screenshots of her social-media posts, anyway.

  31. I in no way feel sorry ir sympathetic to this pussy, what happend to him is what happens to pussies

  32. This guy, through his incredible travels has probably had untold opportunities to bang beautiful women. I sincerely doubt he has missed all those opportunities. He was once a celebrity chef in New York and no-doubt was getting laid plenty. Chefs are one professional class that normally get tons of pussy.

  34. If Anthony had been putting his boots where she poots, he may have kept her mind right.

  35. His first wife was alright looking, this one looks like a 13 year old boy. He’s been banging all kinds of fresh poon all in those trips. The problem is he has a girl with her.

    1. Please rpovide evidence of all this fresh poon because all I have seen him get physical with is an asian drag queen

    2. I banged a girl who did a BJJ class for exercise but she wasn’t a fighter….it was more about cardio for her. It was like 10 chicks jumping around and getting some exercise. She had no illusions that it was fighting.

        2. If it was the sex it would have been like 2 chicks jumping around together for the cardio exercise

    3. What the fuck for? I have enough of this bullshit female = tough guy shit. I look down at assholes like bourdain, who probably could have his ass beat by a girl. This world seems so fucked. On one hand feminists cheer on female MMA but then deride all violence in general as a product of “toxic masculinity”…this makes no sense other than its okay for women to be violent but not men? Fucking silly. Truth is – women make lousy men

  38. The next generation of women are doomed to pay for this power mania from queens-who-wannabe-kings. Watch prostitution and surrogacy become mainstream, at least implicitly. The illusion of marriage is no more.

    1. At least with prostitutes you get to actually bang them but the trend that worries me the most is cam girls (chaturbate, livejasmin,…) where sub-omega males pay to see girls show their pussy or dildo themselves. Now because of those pudding-heads the price of pussy increased and so many girls don’t even need to actually sell their pussy for money.

      1. Become able to afford actual dates. Women love the short term thing, no matter how much they pretend to be more than that.

  39. Moral of the story….don’t get married
    Maybe unless her goals in life are to raise a family and keep a household. Not tap somebody out.

  40. I’m sure Bourdain has been banging countless chicks as he flitted about the world. He probably cared very little about Octavia’s attention whoring with MMA boys.

  42. Sad. A wealthy, tall, famous white dude who travels the world. And he settles for a ugly tom boy? Guys this is a real epidemic.
    I have two former clients who are extremely wealthy, and in their mid thirties. They keep dating these controlling, masculine, bossy witches who don’t even put out! It’s like a whole generation or two of men are really attracted to masculine, bossy women who treat them like shit. Or they are attracted to misery?

    1. What country are you and these men from?
      I’m American and can say I’ve seen the brainwashing in the media schools and culture my whole life. Your clients would be better off hiding their cash in an offshore company and marrying and living in a jurisdiction where the woman can’t touch their assets via an emotional tempertantrum and Kangaroo court chicanery. If they stay/live/marry and keep their assets under a Western kangaroo court heavy jurisdiction they better have a prenup and/or like my good friend co-ownership of houses and assets with a trusted relative who can mitigate cunt intiated asset depletion attacks via the Kangaroo court.

    2. I’ve heard “men” actually say how they’d love to date “a girl who can kick my ass” (their words). Fucking weaklings, their minds destroyed by an entire lifetime of propaganda. I normally call them out on it right up front, and if they pull the “you’re insecure” thing, I note that I can easily kick *their* ass, so I have no worries about a woman kicking mine. That shuts them up a bit.

      1. What the actual fuck is it with these guys. They must have been brought up in the “I love Raymond” school of marital harmony. Conversely, what does it say about a woman who love to date “a guy who can’t even kick my ass”.. yeah good luck when a burglar comes calling, or a decent gust of wind for that matter.

    4. America is approaching peak beta, or peak feminism. Males are raised and educated to think its normal.

    5. They were raised by single moms, spent +12 or more years in female centric education institutions and live in a culture that blames for all the worlds woes.

    6. He’s Jewish.

      “He suggested that mass-immigration supporters should “go out – a hundred people in Nazi uniforms – and walk through the city” to scare people into accepting mass immigration.
      “I think I want to talk about utopias. It’s a kind of utopia, just the fact that the whole world will mix up with each other” said Stressl.
      “In God knows, 70, 80 years, there will be no White people anymore, and only cappuccino colored people. It’s good. It’s good.”
      Bourdain replied: “Our only hope is to fuck our way out of this.”
      “It’s going to take some time, but it’s really the only way the sort of Singaporean model where everybody is so mixed up that you really don’t know who to hate because everybody is so hopelessly intertwined. But we’re a long way from that.”
      –Anthony Bordain

      1. The Singaporean model where everyone is so mixed up? Dumb ignorant whitey has clearly never been to that country. While there isn’t a lot of racial violence — we can probably thank zero-tolerance policing for that — the populace of Singapore is definitely not all “mixed up”. There are four major ethnic groups each with their own separate neighborhoods and languages. In fact, all signs in Singapore are in 4 fucking language. And it’s been that way for hundreds of years. Sorry.. no cappuccino people here.
        If he wanted to use an example of a happy mixed race populace, he’d be better off using Brazil. Yes, the murder capital of the world..

        3. I’ve been to Singapore many times. Keeping the lid on simmering ethnic tensions is a full-time gubmint project and a big part of the reason it’s a virtual police state. Singapore definitely is NOT rainbows, holding hands and racial kumbaya.
          Increasing diversity brings weakness, not strength.

      2. Wouldn’t surprise me a bit if he is all or part a “chosen one.” That anti-white rant has kike written all over it.

    7. There is a preponderance of bossy (which by it’s very definition is masculine), controlling women. As a result of there is a lack of feminine, thin, attractive women, we have choices of fat/lazy or thin/bossy and other undesirable variations. The numbers are out of wack, thereby throwing off the entire dating matrix.

    8. On a trip back in the day to Eastern Europe I met a AW around 7 in looks at a bar and exchanged numbers to do something the next night. She blew me off. So, she was replaced with a 9.5 blonde local I met for the remainder of the trip. She eventually married as did I but that was my WOW! moment if I ever had one.

  43. Anthony seems like a good guy who gave this bimbo everything yet she betrayed him and their child. Their little girl will likely suffer/be damaged mentally from her Moms likely extracurricular activities that destroyed her family life.
    I hope Bourdain had a good pre nup given his wealth and status. I’ve always like his show-politics are bs anyway aka if you’re not a Bilderberg/CFR guy then you have no voice in a rigged game.

  44. “He may be a liberal, but he’s a liberal you can feel sorry for in this situation”
    Not sure. On one hand I do occasionally enjoy his show – he has a way of writing and philosophizing about each culture he visits. On the other hand, these public profile lefty entertainers deserve the misery for all their marxist prosletyzing.

  45. Anything bad that happens to a Cultural Marxist gets a Nelson Muntz laugh from me.

  46. Bourdain is a pussy. Always has been. Thinks hes tough because he can boss around mexicans in the kitchen and listens to ‘hard core’ punk music. Hes got talent as a writer, but that much snark in a man just screams flamer fairy fag. Hes not even that great of a chef, although he’ll at least admit that. Most chefs use the kitchen as a way to insulate themselves from the challenges of the outside world; get them out form behind the pass and they tend to ball up real quick when challenged if they aren’t being fueled by liquid courage or powder power. Don’t think hes queer? Ask yourself…if you had his money, fame, and wit, coupled with his paid-for globe trotting adventures… would you be married…to an MMA fighter chick??? Christ, she looks like she hangs a bigger dong than he does.

    2. Bourdain was a punk rocker. I believe the figure ‘Jango’ in this movie was scripted after the real life Bourdain.

      ‘Jango’ (Woody Harrelson) comes in near the middle of the movie. His resemblence to Bourdain is uncanny.
      https://youtu.be/AcdrUnAAriM

  47. Who knows, maybe this whole thing will cause him to go MGTOW once the divorce proceedings are finished.
    Watching a leftist like him be forced to go MGTOW would be hilarious to me.

  48. I agree with a lot of this, but Bourdain is not “weak” by any means. He’s had a crazy life, cut his chops in 70s Manhattan, lived a wild punk-rock life, got hooked on heroin, wrote books and became successful, then became a TV star/world-traveler.
    Also, he has recently taken up jujitsu and recently won first place at some tournament in NYC. That’s pretty badass.
    I would also think he had a good pre-nup

    1. But even with pre-nup it still looks like a one way transfer of wealth from male to female in exchange for what? Sex once a week while she gets used as the slump buster for guys at the gym on the other 6 days of the week…

      2. All that hip strength she built up from bucking out of full mount was appreciated by hubby when she would thrust away at old Tony’s rump while wearing a dong on a belt

    2. Did you get that from his (((publicist))) or off the back cover of one of his ghost written books?

  49. In the top screen grab there is an interesting exchange. “Look out tony!!!” Then some other guy replies “dude, his wife is a basass” I can’t express deeply enough my disdain for cucks. I guess if she fucks every single one of those guys then guys like the second one would really be impressed with her lol.

  50. Recent stats show that Italian women are among the most inactive/least employed in all of Europe. Leisurely lifestyle is the name of the game; around 60% in the South and nearly 40% in the North have never and will never lift a finger to earn €1.00. Of those that get married 25% are or end up childless. Of course they will have an excuse ready for everything.

  53. Like I commented on the previous article, Bourdain is a disgrace. Someone of his monetary and social status has no business being publicly cucked and humiliated by his wife in this way. He sets a bad example for all men.
    But maybe he’ll get the last laugh. All these pics and exchanges are strong evidence of contining infidelity, and judges are starting to take a dim view of that. With any luck he’ll come out of this relatively unscathed, and if there is any justice, she’ll be back in Lombardy blowing rockers for crack.
    (At any rate, I’m sure the wheels are turning in @Bob Smith’s head.. Modern Beta Mag, the Special Bourdain liftout edition 😉

  54. “He may be a liberal, but he’s a liberal you can feel sorry for in this situation.”
    No, liberals don’t need any feeling ..just a beating.

  55. Fuck that. I have NO sympathy for him. He went into this marriage with both eyes open, if he wasn’t paying attention, then it’s his own damn fault. He’s an arrogant, snarky, douche who thinks his shit don’t stink, and acts like this cynic guru who knows all and has seen all.
    Now, she will take most of his shit, most of his future income, one most of the access he has to his kid, and will have to pay vaginamony for pussy he won’t be getting.
    He shit the bed, now he can sleep in it.

    1. Correction: “…and he will have to pay vaginamony for pussy being slammed six-ways-till-sunday by MMA homeboys and crackhead rockers.”

  58. I would say don’t marry at all but if you do you have to be pickier than choosing a car. A beatup 3rd hand car rental could take you further than a 3rd hand used womam

  60. Look, as soon as any bitch says;”I want to do any x,y,z activity that men usually do, just to try it..” I become very skeptical, but as soon as she decides to take it up as a hobby, you dump her ass. Celebrity or not, the red flags doinking these clown celebrities in the head are all over the place. Fame, fortune, even all-star sex doesn’t pound sense in to hoes. They’re child brains in adultish bodies, all the way up the ladder, all across the looks spectrum.
    George Clooney, seriously fuck stick, you married a lawyer who saves SJWs?
    Brad Pitt, seriously tool box, when ur “wife” with cellulite-ass-for-lips decides to “adopt” half a 3rd world nation of kids, and you’re cool with making this giant clan of world-tour pluck-for-cucks kiddie shopping spree your family, well, pretty sure you made that bed to sleep in.
    I think the greatest thing that’s come from these major celebrity splits is the lesson-learned that NOTHING, including extreme fame and wealth can insulate a man from the predatory female that 100% of western women now are.

  61. Although in Bourdain’s defense, maybe over his checkered career he’s pounded so much poon, all there was left to ponder was.. “I wonder what it would be like with a cut high-T MMA fighter from Italy with abs you could set your watch to?”
    But fuck-only-knows why he put a ring on its finger first.

  62. Knew this was coming. A high testosterone female wrestling and doing BJJ with fit youthful dudes? You KNOW it’s leading to sex at some point. I was looking for an MMA gym and I see this cool looking gym owned by a woman who actually started fighting again. Her hubby is a chiropractor and supports her lifestyle. Yet from viewing her training logs including her “trainer” who helps her weight-cut in the nude, you know homeboy is getting cucked.

  63. Dude Bourdain jealous of Trump? You delusional ahole!! Right wing short fat, no woman having, micro member, crypto Nazi douche. I got your number. I dare you to post this. Speaking of cucking pretty sure that never happened to you, since you’d have to be in a relationship. Since you and your wing nut fiends are so captivated by Ottavia’s looks wonder what you look like. For the record she’s a pretty cool chick. Funny and clever she can more than hold her own with the ever snarky, quippy Tony. They may separate but they will always be tight.

    2. Ottavia is that you? Everybody knows you haven’t been a tight since-a you got-a that-a first sausige at 12 years old back in Italia

      1. Hey wank boy as you lube up and fetishize Tony..one question do you lose a stroke or gain a stroke when switching hands on your mini meat?

  64. She is very ugly. I wouldn’t fuck her even if she paid me.
    Lesson No4: Beware of ugly women. They have an additional need to validate their selfworth. They are insecure. They are more prone to fuck other men for validation.
    Prefer the true stunners, those aren’t insecure in the slightest. In my experience, 8-10s are far more faithful.

  65. She is not ugly but not that appealing either. I’ll never understand the liberal BS from a guy who clearly worked his ass off to achieve what he did as a chef.

    1. He would still be sweating his balls off in a cramped kitchen if he didn’t to push the tribe’s propaganda. Getting paid to go on vacation is a bribe

  66. kinda ugly for a celebrity wife.
    kinda ironic since he’s a feminist. Serve’s him right.
    The photo of her with the heavy hitters…fucking sad.
    He could be banging hotties every night

  67. He is a liberal pussy fuck him… glad his wife is about to take half his money while banging other men.

  68. Feel sorry for (((him)))? Ha! Men who get played by chicks (especially sub-par chicks) are the furthest thing from sympathetic. Rather, I would prefer to kick (((him))) while (((he))) is down, in any literal or metaphorical way possible.

  69. I commend you on an excellent analysis, one that every young man should read. I’ll be sharing this within my circle of influence.
    However, I confess I have very little sympathy for Anthony Bourdain. His worldview set him up for this event and he is only reaping the whirlwind as a logical outcome of his paradigm.

  70. During the early No Reservations era Bourdain seemed to be a cynical bad boy. Then he started getting cucked towards the end of that and went all PC during Parts Unknown. Like a lot of the left he seems to increasingly be living in a fantasy world with no ability to connect the realistic dots. Looking at these tweets, it doesn’t take any great insight to see that his wife was playing him. The left just lives in a reality distortion field.

  71. “If you find a particularly large differential in effort when you are already effectively funding a woman’s wealthy lifestyle, you are more married to a prostitute than an wife.” I really hope he reads this article – especially that part – and wakes the hell up.
    That “liberal” did a show where he went out and actually hunted (read: shot) his game for food. You can’t have it both ways, dude – quit being a liberal and join the rest of us if you want to do activities like that.

  72. I’m a long time lurker here, but that pop up that keeps coming up and taking me away from what I’m reading is gonna make me not come back.

  73. Bourdain is an obnoxious, old, boomer, libtard faggot who gets paid for going on vacation, stuffing his face and saying stupid shit so it’s not like he had to do any actual work to pay trainers to run trains on this butt ugly bitch. If he wanted his “trophy” wife around all the time he would bring her along on his trips but he prefers to make out with lady boys in Thailand instead. If Bourdain and Miss BJ ever had intercourse it was her pegging his butt with a strap on. No reason to feel sorry for him at all.

  74. Headline pic – prime example of exactly why many us of who are passionate about heavy metal have ceased doing the “horns” hands altogether and simply do a clenched fist now instead. Cunts like that and Miley Ray Cumdumpster demolished any meaning it had.

  75. That Ottavia’s tongue and devil finger pose is horrendous to look at.
    I can’t believe men’s standard has fallen this low. LOL.
    It seems like money can’t fix stupidity. What the hell was Bourdain thinking? He must have been on LSD or something. I mean he makes a lot of money and has semi-status and he picked her?

  78. Women hate weakness even more than I do.
    If you want to see something cruel, observe how women treat weakling males. Like Omegas or lower betas. It is an eyeopener.
    Women DO respect (and respect is the single most important factor for female to male relationships!) only strength.
    If the brown muslim mofos do appear stronger than their weakling cowardly beta husband, the choice is clear.
    For a natural born asshole who treats others like he feels like and only has his own self interest at the top of his agenda at all times, times were never better.
    No competition.

  79. Christ is she hideous! Just disgusting. How could any man get hard for that?? Women with zero fat, six packs, and bulging biceps are repellant. The opposite of femininity. MMA???? What a turnoff. Who the f wants a violent blood thirsty aggressive wife?? There is nothing sexually attractive about her at all.

  85. No pity. Being in my late 30’s my physical fitness takes a priority. I don’t feel sorry for anyone in this situation. Hell a man I have known for almost 20 fucking years, served with over seas and watched his marriage go into meltdown is right now getting his vasectomy reversed! How do I know? He works for me now. He has a new bride to be who is a tad over weight. I told him he better not cry when this shit goes to hell too.

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