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Do Not Follow In The Footsteps Of Norway’s Crown Prince By Marrying A Single Mom

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If proof were ever needed that marrying a commoner with a ‘colourful past’ is an extremely dangerous undertaking, look no further than the antics of the Norwegian royal family on their balcony in Oslo.

Princess Mette-Marit, a former tart, and her dweeb husband stand with the gauche reverence of nouveau riche parents at a posh prep-school sports day while the children betray their true stock under the glare of the nation’s cameras.

Their son, Prince Sverre Magnus, has the mannerisms of a rascal groundsman while his cousin – a mere suckling in SJW problem-glasses – already effects a matronly authority over his antics. Doubtless it is a rôle she has learned from observing the interactions of the adults in her family. A tenner says she’ll be photographed topless before she’s twenty.

This pubic appearance of the Norwegian royals was reported by the Daily Mail as part of King Harald’s birthday celebrations. At the banquet, ‘prankster’ Crown Prince Haakon shaved off his beard between courses (Good grief! Sneak the hip flask under the table Haakkers – this party’s about to hit a new level!).

The Daily Mail’s choice of words is depressingly apt. A ‘prankster’ is someone who is trying to be funny. But it’s not the pranks which indicate the social decline of this family so much as their desire to be liked. If you are royal, you can afford to behave like a social wrecking ball provided that you are imposing your precepts upon those beneath you. Alarmingly, however, this family have adopted the suburban escapism and celebrity worship of those they are supposed to lead.

Why this has happened 

In 2001, the waiting room magazines in every nail salon and sexual health clinic from Stavanger to Skjervøy indulged readers with a tiresomely predictable 21st Century fairy tale: a slag was marrying the crown prince.

Allegedly from a disadvantaged background, Mette-Marit learned to sail, studied in Australia, found very good lodgings and an enviable job in London (Cockspur Street apparently). She seems to have led a very international lifestyle – and all before managing to graduate after several extra years of study. Any alarm bells ringing yet?

By the time she won the heart of Norway’s Crown Prince, she was a single mother by another man.

Their union was endorsed with the ‘love conquers all’ narrative, in which both male lust and female opportunism are rationalised as ‘love.’ This neatly disguises a scenario all too common in the wake of the sexual revolution: beta male demand for physical intimacy outstrips female supply, causing men to submit to lesser women.

Fast-forward to 2017, and we see that Mette-Marit’s Alpha Fux Beta Bux strategy has come into conflict with itself, because nobody can seriously square her colourful past with her pretensions of being a dignified wife. So the last card her family can play to distract from the conflict at its core is to act progressive by pandering to the tropes of the sanctimonious egalitarianism of those below the social mean.

Attempts to dismiss regal protocol as stuffy and passé from a balcony of a royal palace will prove disastrous. The only people who genuinely applaud such familiarity do so out of a desire to destroy the social hierarchy. Thus, the fairytale ends with the decline of the prince, not the elevation of the slag.

Bring a Ho to Heel

The advice that a wealthy friend of mine received from his elderly father was:

Never marry with a woman who has opened her legs to another man. If you do, I don’t want to know about it, and if your marriage breaks down, don’t you dare come to cry on my shoulder about it.

That’s certainly a good start, but the faults with this approach are obvious:

  • It drastically limits your pool of potential women
  • It vests too much power in female behaviour
  • It would lead to the extinction of the Western family if everyone were to follow it

If we are going to save families from feminism, we have to equip porn-addled white knights and supplicating incel rookies to tackle the expectations of women who have been joyridden through their primes and expect investment into their old age.

Set your standards

A man who puts his purpose at the centre of his life will attract a woman who puts him at the centre of her life. But if she gets the idea that it’s one rule for ‘special her’ and another for everyone else, you’re going to be screwed.

Look at Melania Trump, for instance. She has a colourful past but, unlike the wives of beta men, she has the invigorated look of a woman whose heterosexual husband fires anyone who displeases him.

Likewise, the wife of a man who aspires to godliness has little option but to do the same, provided that he isn’t the sort of pussified protestant whose faith exists to excuse the sins of women and impress obligations on men. Here is the Spanish royal family at their daughters’ first holy communion.

Now have a look at ‘couldn’t have done it without my amazing wife’ Michelle Obama. She neither dresses for her man nor covers herself in church, preferring to impress her go-grrrl friends by wandering around dressed like some Boko Haram hostage.

You don’t have to be Donald Trump to lay down the law, but you do have to have a modicum of self discipline, because a man’s double standards present a diabolical way for a woman to destroy him (diabállō, from the Greek: ‘διά’ and ‘βάλλω’ literally: to get between and throw apart).

Stick to your game

Much of the purpose of Game is to create the impression that you are someone whose life’s purpose comes above the woman of the moment. However, an LTR will quickly collapse into a blue pill frame if you can’t continually demonstrate that you really are the less needy partner in the relationship. A good way to achieve this is to discipline your own carnal appetites.

Practicing #nofaps is good, as is practicing chastity for a while. If you remove sex as an immediate personal need, you remove the only bargaining chip that hot women have and present them with a choice which they have often never faced: woman up or be rejected.

Having conquered yourself, you can make your asceticism a part of a broader structure of religious discipline, pushing things further and demanding more. Be ruthless in your scrutiny. Would you want this woman on your arm at a party? Is she going to try to sabotage her husband’s successes because she fears that he will be as fickle in his prime as she was in her own? Does she meet even the most basic cultural standards required in the mother of your children?

I’ll leave you to decide what you are after, but my own approach can broadly be summarised as:

LIBERATED GIRL: “I’ll become a good Christian when I’m married.”

LIBERATED ME: “That’s nice. I’ll marry someone I consider already to be a good Christian.”

I have turned at least half a dozen girls back to altar-rail in this way; most of whom still had some milage on the clock before wall-time; a few of them even stuck to it despite me not marrying them (so genuine conversions, I guess). I’m not a handsome Scandinavian prince nor the president of the USA. My only leverage is a refusal to be pussy-whipped and an ability to set the boundaries from the outset of a relationship (because its very hard to set them later).

If ‘liberated’ women are unable to set the moral standards of the West, conservative men will instead. Welcome to the patriarchy.

Read More: Why We Need To Fight For The Patriarchy

639 thoughts on “Do Not Follow In The Footsteps Of Norway’s Crown Prince By Marrying A Single Mom”

  1. Damn right. I told my wife on our second date exactly what I wanted and if she wasn’t on board then it was over then and there. She didn’t like everything I had to say but she stayed put. We’ve now been married 19 yrs and have 5 children. Don’t compromise!

    1. Don’t be a jerk. Editing on this site is mostly good enough but a few typos get through.

    1. Looks like the entire point of the article flew over your head.

    2. You know who else married a single mom? George Washington! I guess the genius masculinity experts at ROK would consider the Father Of Our Country to be nothing more than a stupid “cuck.” Who knew?

      1. She was widowed in a time period that existed centuries ago, which is entirely different than some cock carousel riding, acting out slag who hung around degenerates and rebelled a lot in the modern age. There is some leeway for widows since they have not acted immorally regarding the modern “jump from one cock to another” tendencies in women. This advice is given in the context of modern society, not society centuries ago.
        All you seem to want to do is make others here angry. Surely you can find better ways to bide your time.

        2. It is, because this advice is offered in the context of the current age, not a society which no longer exists and which was last present centuries ago.
          That you lack understanding of context, or you ignore it intentionally, informs me that you’re just here to snark and sneer. Take it somewhere else, Cletus.

        4. And the troll feed is now withdrawn. You are not worth my time.
          You are dismissed, troll. Slainte mhor.

        5. It was you who responded to my comments, genius. If you don’t want to talk to me, don’t.

        6. Your patience is to be admired.
          There is no way I could type out 1+1=2, the way you just did.

        7. I do try to at least be logical for a bit with these troll types, before I start resorting to simple insults. Every person deserves a chance, and sometimes it takes a bit to shake off the Interwebs Warrior thing. This guy’s demonstrated “I R Sneering, U R Stoopidz!” thing though has about run its course.

        8. No, I think he’s clear that you are doing little else on this earth beyond waiting for cancer.

        11. …. wasting oxygen, food, water and resources that could be better applied elsewhere?

      2. I think you may find that Washington`s wife had been widowed before she married him. Calling her ” a single mum ” is pretty insulting to the greatest president of the US.
        Most of today`s single mums in the US and Europe are not widows. Most of them simply got rid of their “baby daddies” in order to live of the welfare state.

        1. Don’t tell today’s modern empowered single mothers that. Single mother = hero; single dad = deadbeat. Why would you fuck a deadbeat? Cricket, cricket………..

        2. Oh crap, I’m a deadbeat. Who knew?
          I guess like- ‘deplorable’ and ‘freeloader’ I shall have to wear the title proudly based on who I am vice the intention of those using the terms as insults.

      3. Bro, if you could time travel to slurp George Washington’s ballz, would you? I think you would. That’s my legal opinion.

      4. I swear you people are pathologically unable to critically focus on anything beyond your own agenda….

  4. That spineless coward of a prince just pissed on the honor and pride that his family name carries. The line of Harald Fairhair ended with the death of his grandson, but these degenerates forget that they are ruling over a kingdom established by him.

    1. There is not much pride and loyalty left with the remaining so-called royal families of Europe.
      However, they still hold money and power – and that is exactly what this single mum was after.

  5. Should do some research before writing bro, the Queen of Spain is a divorcee who had an abortion years ago from her first marriage

        1. I don’t know, but when a Royal marries, they marry inside a church and in Spain that would be a Catholic Church. If her first marriage was in a Catholic Church then should would be not be allowed to divorce much less get remarried in a Church, without some extreme circumstances. The sin of abortion can only be absolved by the Bishop, which would cause additional hurtles for this woman but obviously marrying a Royal can grease the wheels.

        2. If her first marriage was outside the Catholic Church, I think there is still a presumption of validity, but additional options for petition for a declaration of nullity.

  6. I’d love to see the DNA test results on the Obama children; if Michelle’s a woman, I’m the Crown Prince of Borneo…

    1. You think that the First Lady of the United States was a man for 8 years, and it never came to light? Don’t you think that, oh, I don’t know, “someone who knew her previously” would have come forward with that information? I guess if you think it through for longer than 2 seconds, you can see what an utterly stupid comment that really was.

      1. Agreed. Its not like they covered up virtually everything about O’s past…oh wait a minute

        1. His past is such a wide open book that any typical conservative kook can tell you the name of the hot dog stand he worked at at as a teen. I’ve literally seen his registration form for preschool – IN INDONESIA. He’s probably the most heavily vetted president in American history

        2. really? thats awesome- kindly post some links to what he wrote as the editor of the Harvard Law Review. we’ve been waitin on that for 9 years now…but again, according to you nothing can be covered up

        3. “He’s probably the most heavily vetted president in American history”
          LOLZZZZZ.
          Slurp, slurp. Mmmmm, dem ballz taste good.

        6. just post some links. seriously, if its out there at last, I’m curious

        10. nope, dont read that site; I was looking for an archive, cant imagine this hasnt been edited(and if it wasnt I assume it was some of his less opinionated writing). I wonder if I could go to Harvard and get access there? how would that one work?

        11. This dude is….touched. Best not to feed him.

        12. I have other legal opinionz on yer jizz preferences. At first I thought you might be a take it on the face type. But upon careful consideration, you’re probably the type of cuck who likes it sprayed across his chest so he can rub it in and then lick his fingerz.

        13. Are you still mad from getting put in your place yesterday? LMFAO, here it is again, “counselor”
          Hirono: So, if the attorney general or senior officials at the Department of Justice opposes a specific investigation, can they halt that FBI investigation?
          Comey: In theory, yes.
          Hirono: Has it happened?
          Comey: Not in my experience. Because it would be a big deal to tell the FBI to stop doing something without appropriate purpose … Often times they give us opinions that we don’t see a case there, and so you ought to stop investing resources in it, but I’m talking about a situation where we were told to stop something for a political reason. That would be a very big deal. It’s not happened in my experience.

        14. LOLZZZ. Fagboy thinks contradicting this statement won’t lead to perjury charges. Yeah. I’m in my place alright.
          The view from my office is nice today. A little overcast. How’s the view of the underside of Obama’s ballz. He close to nuttin’ yet?

        15. Oh, you “don’t read that site!” I’m thinking you don’t read a lot of stuff.

        16. Why not call up that Haitian online “law school” that your parents threw money at to get you out of their basement and get a refund. They got took – even by 3rd world standards. Sad!

        17. OOOOHHHHH SNAP! I live in mom’s basement! If I wuz willing to suck ballz, I could probably move into Obama’s guest room like you. Fuck it, I could probably move into Hillary’s guest room too. I hear she also haz big ballz. You could probably enlighten us.

        18. It’s remarkable how none of the actual lawyers of my acquaintance say “wuz.”

        20. Protip: actual lawyers understand the law. Their debate skills aren’t limited to. “I’m a lawyer! I even work in an OFFICE!”

        23. FUKKKKK! They didn’t teach me dat!
          What’s your pro-tip on how Hillary’s nutz taste?

        25. see mr kersey? thats an inside joke for me(which I dont get)

        26. What question was Comey asked? You want to impress educated people. Make an argument. Pro-tip: “nutz” will probably not be a component of an argument.

        27. I don’t need to impress educated people. You feel the need to, but you fail. Because you aren’t very bright. In the words of Trump, “Sad!”

        28. Which diversity quota box do you check?
          But more importantly, why would you want to?

        29. exchanges like this make me wish I was up in the Klondike with gundog slaying moose

        30. If you didn’t feel compelled to impress people, you wouldn’t say things like “I’m a lawyer!” or “the view from my office is sweet!” or, “I have a lot of money!” These are things that people say when they’re trying to impress someone – doesn’t win an argument, however…

        31. OK, let me break character to help you out a bit since you seem to have Asperger’s. Saying that I’m a lawyer is not to “impress” you or anyone else. It’s to say that I, unlike you, have actual real world experience with taking testimony, and understand the dangers of perjury. When someone tells you how to treat a broken arm, it might matter whether they are a trauma surgeon who actually has applicable knowledge (in this hypothetical me) or a garbage man who doesn’t know anything but is willing to say retarded shit to make himself feel better about trying to help (in this hypothetical you). Whether you are impressed by my knowledge is irrelevant to me – it does not change anything about the knowledge I have, or where it has gotten me in life. You have demonstrated that you are beyond capacity for rational discourse, and have no interest in seriously engaging on an issue. If you were smart, you would carefully listen to people who have expertise that you don’t to try to understand why they say the things they do. That doesn’t mean you have to blindly accept anything they say – in fact, you should INTELLIGENTLY question everything. But coming in flinging shit and calling names is not intelligent questioning. It does nothing to further discourse. And it gets you labeled a troll that no one will want to engage with, even if you have good substantive points. Congratulations. You burned that bridge here. Maybe you can take what I’ve said and have a better result somewhere else, but given how dense you are, I doubt it. And now, as fun as this has been, I have to turn back to real work. Check back in with me tomorrow after Comey’s ground breaking testimony.

        34. Don’t run, kid. Who is the “they” Comey is referring to here?
          “Often times they give us opinions that we don’t see a case there, and so you ought to stop investing resources in it, but I’m talking about a situation where we were told to stop something for a political reason. That would be a very big deal. It’s not happened in my experience.” – James Comey

        39. I’ve banged a few really hot chick lawyers, so I feel like I know the law pretty well.

        41. I’ll play your game, retard. What is the “that” Comey refers to in his second to last sentence?
          Let’s play another game, who is in charge of the “they” Comey is referring to?

        42. Did I miss your answer, Matlock? Who is the “they” he’s referring to? The fact that you won’t answer shows you know I’m right. You lose.

        45. Since Nemesis isn’t bringing it up, I will.
          Before becoming a lawyer, he was a combat arms officer in the USMC. In Iraq.
          If that doesn’t impress you, it’s cuz you have no idea what that entails. Stop arguing with your superiors, brah.

        46. Oh NOOOOOOOOZZZZ. I lost a game of ring-around-the-retard! Guess that freez up yur time to clenz HILLARYZZZZ’ ballz.

        65. To see a superior, you’d first have to be able to self criticize and admit error. You have neither faculty, so you will never see a superior.
          This is not to be confused with you actually being an inferior, it’s just that you don’t have the emotional or intellectual tools to realize it.

        66. It would be awesome to be a TV lawyer. You could break all the rules, never get in trouble and still have time to party. I should develop a drinking game with lawyer shows where you have to take a shot every time the lawyer does something that would probably result in you being disbarred. It could be lawyerly and your buddies would have to present evidence for and against. Then losing side takes the shot.

        68. Oh yes massa! I’ll ansuh up reeeeel good fo yah. First clean Hillaryz jizz out the left eye, and then Obamaz jizz out the right so you can read my response: it’s fucking irrelevant, moron. Back to your toil on Hillaryz’ nutsackz!

        69. Guys, don’t gang up on the retard. He’s a HuffPo Law grad with mad dick suckin’ skillz. I hear a rumor he sucked Hillaryz nutz so hard her eyes came out of her mouth.

        70. I’d bet good money that GoJ could break your weak-bitch body with his stare alone.

        74. I gave you the answer – “it’s irrelevant.”
          You must have the worst reading comprehension I’ve ever seen. Public schoolz in action! Don’t worry, Hillary will still empty her nutz in yer mouth.

        75. His answer is certainly relevant in a discussion about his answer. More running? Sad!

        76. I like to yank your chain, because you’re so easy to get into a snit. And what I said is true, you literally have no innate ability for introspection, you demonstrate it with every post. It is a common thing among leftists though, so that you don’t feel alone and ostracized from the Hivemind too much.

        77. Did you read what you just wrote? His ANSWER is relevant, it’s the QUESTION that isn’t. This is a serious question – do you have down’s syndrome? If you don’t, it must take tremendous effort to be this retarded. I’m sure Obamaz ball juice helpz though!

        78. If it’s a chick she’d likely be first in line to try and get me to pay attention to her, and all pretenses of Leftism would vanish like the morning fog after sunrise.

        80. You make my point brilliantly. Thank you for the assist.

        81. If it appears to be a chick, you better check for a package first so you don’t get Michelled.
          If it has no package, you better check its medical records to make sure there were no reassignment operations.

        83. True true.
          Leftist chicks and “strong chicks” and “independent not submissive” chicks make me laugh. That shit all goes away so fast it makes my head spin.

        84. I hold audiences as I wish, and can conclude or restart them as I see fit. That’s my prerogative. You are being particularly myopic and thus, entertaining, so I feel the need to poke at you a bit to keep up the good times.

        85. Lol, the question isn’t relevant? The question is what prompted his response. It’s not possible to know wht he’s talking about without knowing the question. It’s not possible to know who “they” is without knowing the question. Zero chance you’re an attorney.

        86. He did, and yet, here you are, like a battered woman back for more strong male dominance. Like the kind you get from Hillaryz nutsackzzzz.

        88. “I’m talking about a situation where we were told to stop something for a
          political reason. That would be a very big deal. It’s not happened in
          my experience.”
          Yeah, impossible to understand that he said he’s never been asked to stop an investigation for political reasons. Completely impossible to understand that when your brain is swimming in Obama-Hill-dawgz cummmzzzzz. Zero chance you don’t suck dickzzz. LOL.

        89. The more you argue with him(her/it), the more you respond to him… the more you give him what he wants. He is a troll, and he gets off on aggravating us and disrupting our usual, fun, irreverent discussion.
          Facts, logic, argument, reason, ration… none of these things will matter, because he is not here to discuss, or argue, or even think. He is here to troll, and he’s getting all the good feelz he needs just by making you respond.
          He is small, petty and irrelevant. The best thing you can do, the thing that will frustrate and aggravate him the most, is to ignore him.
          Just forget that he even exists.

        90. You try to talk big with “you’re dismissed!!!” but are too weak-willed to stick with it. Next time, if you want to talk, just talk – save the dismissals, they’re clearly meaningless.

        91. I know, bro. But I kind of enjoy it. It’s like that skank you don’t take seriously, but keep around to punish fuck just for fun. I should stop since it isn’t contributing anything.

        92. No, it was just easy for propaganda to mislead you by omitting the previous sentence. Who is “they?”
          “Often times they give us opinions that we don’t see a case there, and so you ought to stop investing resources in it, but I’m talking about a situation where we were told to stop something for a political reason. That would be a very big deal. It’s not happened in my experience.”

        93. Since the “propaganda” I saw was the entire unedited clip of this exchange, I’m perfectly comfortable with my interpretation, which happens to be shared by basically everyone. You seem to forget “they” answer to Trump – your President – so any direction “they” give could just as plausibly come from him. So thanks for playing, retard. Back to minding your nutzzz! Slurrrrrrrrrp.

        95. Who is they? Are you STILL too scared to answer me? “Wah! I’m being bullied by a liberal! Help!!”

        96. This is the final nail in the coffin that proves that you’re female. You crave being ordered around and feel crestfallen that I didn’t hold the line with you. A dude would have just carried on, but you express explicit anger at not seriously being held in check. Oh you poor, poor dear, you mean well I’m certain, bless your heart.

        97. That’s what really drove the whole question of man or woman to a final conclusion. She’s upset that I didn’t hold frame after I told her to sit down and shut up. So now I know. Heh.

        100. Literally terrified. Never been this scared in my life. A spaghetti-armed ball-drainer is peppering me with retardisms. The end is near for me. The cumshotz are near for you though! LOLZZZ!

        101. Still no answer. Amazing how much you talk about “cumshotz.” Really backs up that whole “lawyer” thing.

        102. Well if I’d realized you were a female from the beginning I wouldn’t have said anything else. I do know how women love being controlled by a strong man, so my failure to recognize your sex likely spurred confusion in you when I returned after dismissing you. And my bad on not recognizing it sooner, actually.

        103. Zzz. Sorry, sort of nodded off there while you were being an awesome and controlling strong man. So dominant!

        104. I’ll admit – I am not intellectually capable of giving an answer retarded enough for you to understand.
          And what are you talking about? Clinton and Obama are both (bad) lawyers and I find it hard to believe they don’t talk to you about lotz of cumshotz. Regardless fagboy, you don’t get to come in here, fling shit, and then try to dictate the terms of the discourse. You wanted to come here and act like a faggot, now you’re getting treated like one. Should be pretty familiar for you. Does Obama grunt before he nutzzzz?

        105. I’m being treated like the guy everyone is too weak to face. Who is “they?”
          “Comey: Not in my experience. Because it would be a big deal to tell the FBI to stop doing something without appropriate purpose … Often times they give us opinions that we don’t see a case there, and so you ought to stop investing resources in it, but I’m talking about a situation where we were told to stop something for a political reason. That would be a very big deal. It’s not happened in my experience.”

        106. “I’m being treated like the guy everyone is too weak to face.”
          LOLZZZ! Like when you play cookie in the middle and whenever you turn around someone else cumz on the back of your head?
          Why are you still asking a question I answered? Do you think the answer is someone who does not report to Trump? Don’t worry Clinton will still cuddle you if you answer, but I bet she slipz it in your backdoor.

        108. People who report to President Donald Trump.
          I hear Hillaryz nutz are awesome in the bedroom. SLUUUUURP!

        110. Pro-tip : next time you want to play make-believe online, pick a career you can credibly impersonate. Lawyer isn’t it. Since your vocabulary is heavy on “lolz” and “wut,” you might want to pretend to be a teenaged girl. I think you’d be totally convincing.

        111. Thanks, bro. Nice of you to take time out from cock slurping to watch out for me.
          Here’s a pro-tip for you: the next time you feel tempted to argue with an attorney online about a legal matter, just don’t. You’re way out of your depth, and everyone sees it but you. But it is hard to see with creamy jizz in your eyez! Does Hillary hate fuck you? Do you massage her taint to make her climax?

        112. Pro-tip: actual educated adults are able to discuss an issue without talking about “cock slurping” and “creamy jizz” every other sentence. Make an appointment with a real lawyer. Talk to him for a few minutes. I bet you he doesn’t mention “creamy jizz” one time.

        113. Pro tip – you don’t have any pro-tips. I am a lawyer and I am talking to you this way. But that’s because you are a faggot. It’s pretty rich of you to come here, act like a bitch and then think that you’re going to shame people back into a civil dialog with you. Of course you are a woman, which is why your expectations bear no resemblance to reality. SLIZZZURP!

        114. Pro-tip: actual lawyers can win a debate about a legal issue against random strangers on the internet. Comments you have included in your last 5 posts rather than answer a simple question: “creamy jizz,” “nutz are awesome,” “SLUURP,” “cumz,” “nutzzz.” Are you a homosexual? You talk about semen a lot.

        115. Just giving you what you want, faggot. You’re the chick who like abuse.
          “Win a debate about a legal issue against random strangers on the internet.” LOLZZZ. You are a bigger retard than I initially thought. Too much Hillary cum must give you brain damage.

        116. More “cum.” More “lolllz!” Actual adult men don’t talk like that. You’re positively obsessed. Honestly, I’d be shocked to discover you’re out of high school.

        117. OOOOHHHH. Double snap! I’m in high school and in my mom’s basement. Let me guess, next you’ll
          go full-chick trifecta and say I have a small penis? I’ll admit, it probably is smaller than the ones you generally gag on. SLIZZZZZURP.
          Don’t be so down. Here’s something to cheer you up for when reality hits you like a ton of bricks tomorrow:

          Today you still have magical thinking!

        118. For your sake, I hope you are in high school. If you are actually an adult male, you sure turn out sorry, huh?

        119. Bro, I wish I was still in high school. Working for a living sucks. But, its not all bad. I have people like you to keep me amused on slow days like today.
          Serious question – have you ever farted cum after Hillary spoons you?

        122. Clearly, what strangers online think of you is important to you. Otherwise, you wouldn’t be endlessly talking about your career, your office, your money, etc. It’s a hallmark of a powerless young male.

        123. I KNOW, dude. So frustrating that I care what you think. So powerless. Haha. You are absolutely fucking clueless.

        125. Which of us sought this forum out to come here for attention? Which of us continues on here even though he has burned every bridge he has?
          Like I said, you suffer from abused woman syndrome.
          You are a special case – you literally cannot reason logically. A few posts ago, you were trying to tell me I shouldn’t be so careless about the way I present myself. Now I supposedly care what you think. OK. I’ll be caring myself to sleep tonight over your sperg. I’m sure that thought keeps you warm.
          You’ll probably sleep sound too with Hillz’ load in your mouth. Does she allow you to swallow immediately, or does she make you gargle it like mouthwash and spit it back into her mouth?

        127. ^ I know it can look like bullying, but smacking the little fella around a bit is the only way he’ll learn his place.

        128. Do you think you’re the bully here? Very amusing. Magical thinking at its finest. Being the bottom will do that, I suppose.

        129. Clearly, I am the bully. Who is “they?”
          Comey: Not in my experience. Because it would be a big deal to tell the FBI to stop doing something without appropriate purpose … Often times they give us opinions that we don’t see a case there, and so you ought to stop investing resources in it, but I’m talking about a situation where we were told to stop something for a political reason. That would be a very big deal. It’s not happened in my experience.

        130. I told you, “they” are direct reports to President Trump. Comey says “they” never interfered with an investigation for political reasons, which consequently means that President Trump also never interfered. Of course, since Comey’s answer was broader than the question he was asked, anyone with basic comprehension skills could understand that, especially since the backdrop of all of this was whether Russia had been interfering with the election (which was what Comey was investigating) to help Trump. But yeah, when given an opportunity to say Trump interfered, Comey instead narrowly confined himself to the scope of the question, and he plans to come back tomorrow and either perjure himself by contradicting that testimony, or potentially implicate himself in a crime by confessing that he did not report an obstruction of justice. Yeah, brainiac, those are likely outcomes.
          You don’t seem to like that answer or want to accept it, so let’s try some different ones.
          “They” are the voices in your head. “They” make magic happen. Sometimes, “they” are Obama and Hillary, double teaming you. By the way, you never answered – does Obama grunt when he shoots hot nut up your butthole?

        131. More running.
          “Often times they give us opinions that we don’t see a case there.”
          Who is “they?” I’m serious, you’ve got to be the biggest pussy I’ve met in a long time. You’ve literally been running from the same question fie 2 days.

        132. Your mom doesn’t think I’m a pussy. Boom!
          Learn to read, fucktard. Asked and answered. Several times.
          Does your jaw get sore from all that SLIZZZURPING? Makes me queasy just thinking about it.

        133. No, you’ve run each time, and we both know you’ve run because you’re too much of a fat pussy to admit you were wrong. You’ll do better when you grow up.

        134. OOOOHHHH man, sick burn!
          Do you even reading comprehension, bro?
          If growing up means I have to stop fucking your mom, then let me stay forever young.

        135. Who is the “they” Comey is talking about here? Ya STILL skeered, lil fella? LMFAO
          “Often times they give us opinions that we don’t see a case there, and so you ought to stop investing resources in it, but I’m talking about a situation where we were told to stop something for a political reason. That would be a very big deal. It’s not happened in my experience.”

        136. Read fucko. The answers are there. I’m headed home for the evening. I’ll check in with you tomorrow after Comey pleads the 5th.
          In the meantime, count the hairs on Hillaryz nutsack for me. SLIZZURP!

        137. More running. Sorry manhood wasn’t an option for ya. Come back when (if) you grow a little.

        140. Good morning, retard.
          I thought I’d check to see if you’re still alive after Comey scored one of the most epic own-goals in political history when he filed his prepared testimony yesterday:
          https://www.intelligence.senate.gov/sites/default/files/documents/os-jcomey-060817.pdf
          Let’s recap:
          Trump was correct that Comey told him three times he is not under investigation, because he isn’t.
          Trump did not try to interfere into the muh’ Russia investigations.
          In fact, Trump actually asked Comey to investigate the allegations because Trump claimed he was innocent.
          Comey refused Trump’s request to investigate him.
          Trump also at least twice told Comey that he wanted the investigations into his associates to continue so he could know if there were issues with any of them.
          The only thing even close to the line was Trump’s comments on Flynn, but those are nothing new, and Comey didn’t view that as related to Russia. Further, after consulting with others in the department, he didn’t think it needed to be reported – in other words, Trump wasn’t interfering with any investigation.
          So you know jack fucking shit about anything. You’re done here, fagoid. Thanks for playing.
          There is basically zero chance that Comey takes the stand today and says anything bad for Trump, and there is a 100% chance that you will get hatefucked by Obama and Hillary tonight. I guess this was always a win-win proposition for you. Hot sticky loadzzzz. LOLOLZZZZ. SLIZZURP.

        141. From Comey’s statement yesterday.
          “I had understood the President to be requesting that we drop any investigation of Flynn in connection with false statements about his conversations with the Russian ambassador in December.”
          Totally blows away your whole “argument.” You lost – and Comey hasn’t even testified yet.

        142. This document IS testimony, clown.
          “Investigation in connection with false statements” – not investigation into Trump’s collusion with Russia (which didn’t happen). Way to miss the bus about to run you right the fuck over.
          Chance Comey testifies that this was improper interference = 0. And if he says this was interference, they will jump down his ass about why he stopped the Clinton investigation, and many others. Comey’s smarter than you – he’s not going to subject himself to possible criminal charges for failing to report.
          Trump’s not under investigation, and never has been, retard. Gurgle gurgle, SLIZZURP. Enjoy all dat hot jizzz! (Is Hillaryz’ jizz sweet or salty?)

        143. Hold on now – are you the guy who spend all day yesterday saying that Comey already testified that “no one has ever tried to interfere in an FBI investigation,” so if he says Trump did now, he perjured himself? Was that you?

        144. Again, reading comprehension is not your strong suit. Comey testified previously that he was never pressured during an investigation. That is perfectly consistent with his current testimony, where he does not say that he was inappropriately pressured. Nor will he.
          Beyond reading comprehension, basic legal reality is also not a strong suit of yours. You want to know why Comey will not say he was inappropriately pressured? Because what Trump did is not illegal. Comey’s retarded assertions that the FBI is “independent” are wrong. Congress can and does creat “independent agencies” outside of the executive branch, and the FBI is not one of them. The FBI falls under the DoJ, and both answer to Trump. Trump could kill any FBI investigation he wants at any time he wants. He is the chief executive. The position retards like you advocate would mean that if the FBI was abusing its investigative powers to violate civil rights, the President could not tell them to stop without being guilty of a crime for “interfering with an investigation”. That’s not the law. Nor has it ever been. The idea here is called “prosecutorial discretion” – in other words, even where a crime could be charged, decision makers can decide not to pursue the crime for practical or political reasons. Nothing new there, and that has been the law for centuries, except in the fevered mind of sperg-fags like you.
          And this discretion is rooted in something else you are completely ignorant of – the Constitution. The President has the exclusive power to pardon, and for 150 years, the Supreme Court has held that the power “extends to every offence known to the law, and may be exercised at any time after its commission, either before legal proceedings are taken, or during their pendency, or after conviction and judgment.” The case is Ex Parte Garland. Look it up, moron.
          So, at absolute worst, what you have here is Trump telling Comey to consider stopping wasting resources investigating Flynn, who Trump thinks is a good man and has already been appropriately punished, and will likely be pardoned anyway, which Trump has the sole discretion to do. That’s not illegal. That’s basic DC politics and practical considerations about the proper use of executive resources. What Trump did here was give Comey an opportunity to be reasonable, and focus his investigations on the more important fact – that Trump was completely innocent of anything. Comey refused, because he is stupid and misunderstood his constitutional role, and was fired. Game over.
          There endeth the lesson. As fun as this has been, today I have work to do, and so this will end our interaction on these subjects. But I’ll leave you with two final pro-tips: 1) if you’re going to argue with a lawyer about the law on the internet, maybe you should have a better grasp of the subject matter than what they screech on HuffPo; and 2) don’t swallow too many more hot jizz loadz! SLUUUUUUURP!

        145. Let’s talk about reading comprehension. What does this mean?
          “I had understood the President to be requesting that we drop any investigation of Flynn in connection with false statements about his conversations with the Russian ambassador in December. “

        146. It means that you’re a retard who doesn’t understand that’s not illegal even if it’s true. Pardon power and prosecutorial discretion. Don’t be lazy. Look them up, faggot. Trump can kill any investigation he wants for any reason with one exception – his own impeachment, which ain’t gonna happen since there is nothing illegal here. How much Obama cum did you fart this morning? SLIZZURP!

        147. The President could pardon Flynn at any time, for any crimes he might have committed, but that’s not what this is about. It is ABSOLUTELY a crime for the President to obstruct an investigation if he does so “corruptly.” An actual lawyer would know that. Trump wasn’t trying to exercise “prosecutorial discretion” to focus Agency resources, he was trying to kill an investigation because it was of his friend. That’s “corruptly.” You are no lawyer.

        148. Funny, I’m practicing law right now.
          Please cite the statute that overrides the express powers delegated in the Constitution? Oh, my mistake, you don’t understand preemption doctrine. Nor do you understand anything else. You use quotations marks around the term “corruptly” – I don’t see that term in the Constitution, or Ex Parte Garland. The law is made up in your head as you go along, fag-clown.
          An actual lawyer knows the law, which I do, and you don’t. Maybe one day you’ll get accepted to a third-tier law school and leave your slave wage job on the Hill with your miserable Orange line commute to your lonely efficiency apartment. But given your reasoning skills, I don’t think you’d score high enough on the LSAT for even a third tier law school. Hey, maybe I should send you a reference to my Haitian law skuuul?! I’ll tell dem dat you sure can drain good ballz! SLIZZURP!

        149. An actual lawyer wouldn’t have these questions. No, the Constitution doesn’t make the President a monarch.
          18 U.S. Code § 1505 – Obstruction of proceedings before departments, agencies, and committees
          “Whoever corruptly, or by threats or force, or by any threatening letter or communication influences, obstructs, or impedes or endeavors to influence, obstruct, or impede the due and proper administration of the law under which any pending proceeding is being had before any department or agency of the United States, or the due and proper exercise of the power of inquiry under which any inquiry or investigation is being had by either House, or any committee of either House or any joint committee of the Congress—
          Shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 5 years or, if the offense involves international or domestic terrorism (as defined in section 2331), imprisoned not more than 8 years, or both.”
          You are no lawyer. Why pretend? We both know you’re lying. Embarrassing.

        150. Statutes don’t override constitutional powers moron. That’s ConLaw 1, which you obviously haven’t taken. Back to Obamaz nutzzzzzz! SLIZZURP!

        151. Pube,
          If you want to get upset about actual Senior/Cabinet level interference in investigations, you could look into Comey’s claim that Lynch asked him to lie about the Hillary email
          investigation. Or even better Holder’s interference/obstruction in investigations into Fast and Furious/Wide Receiver II/Castaway/unnamed Texas gun smuggling operations
          http://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/jun/7/eric-holder-slammed-fast-and-furious-obstruction/
          BTW- if you get in legal trouble, hire a good
          attorney and let them do the talking

        152. A special counsel isn’t investigating Hillary or Lynch or Holder – he’s investigating the Trump campaign

        153. Oh, really? So the President isn’t bound by any legal statute, because they aren’t part of the Constitution? Fascinating. I guess he could just order Comey killed, then.

        154. Laughably inept. Where does the constitution grant the president the power to commit murder? Nowhere. But the pardon power is there, so statutes that conflict with his powers are preempted as applied to him. Basic ConLaw. You fail. Try again, fucktard. This time without Hillaryz hot jizz in your mouth. SLIZZURP!

        155. Where does the Constitution grant the President to obstruct justice? He could have pardoned Flynn at any time, but he didn’t. Instead, he corruptly attempted to impede the investigation into Flynn – a felony.

        156. So in magical thinking land telling the FBI to stop wasting investigative resources because you are going to exercise your pardon power is obstruction? Haha. That’s a brilliant way to run the government. Waste, waste, waste. Especially useful to continue investigations into Flynn when his contacts with Russia that WENT FUCKING NOWHERE. Comey cleared him. And the Trump fired him for the only thing he had done – misrepresent what he had talked about. But yeah, Trump is evil because he told Comey, I already dismissed this guy, why don’t you consider investigating others and see if there’s anything more serious, and while you’re at it investigate me too (which Comey refused). You are a fucking retard. No wonder Hillary and Obama like to double team your sweet azzz. You’re like the dumb blond cheerleader that gets passed around at the frat party. How many of Hillaryz hot loadz did you take up the ass last night? SLIZZURP.

        157. He didn’t say he wanted to “conserve resources.” He didn’t say “there’s no evidence Flynn did anything.” He said Flynn was a “good guy.” Trump didn’t exercise any “pardon power.” Why lie? Because you’re tired of getting your ass beat? I think you’re tired of getting your ass beat. Why did Trump corruptly attempt to impede an FBI investigation? That’s a felony, “lawyer.”

        158. You would know something about a tired azzz. Do you have to wear depends to keep Obamaz hot nut from running down your leggz all day? SLIZZURP!

        159. Why do you keep talking about “Trump pardoning Flynn?” Did you just dream that or something? You’re really bad at this.

        160. It’s call context, retard. Something sperg-fags like you suck at. You suck at lots of things, Tops among them Obamaz hairy nuttz .
          Did Lynch commit obstruction when she pressured Comey? SLIZZURP!

        161. Trump could have pardoned Flynn at any time. Instead, he decided to commit a felony. Oops. Ask any lawyer.

        162. You’re asking one, and you fail. Try again, fucktard.
          Which is worse, burping up Hillaryz cum, or farting Obamaz? SLIZZURP!

        164. Yeah, you’re talking to an actual lawyer. You’re just too fucking dumb to understand anything I say because I don’t speak on the level of the kindergartners who write the HuffPo.
          While Hillary is pumping you up the ass tonight, just repeat to yourself “President Trump, President Trump, President Trump, President Trump.” Then when xyr pullz out to blow nut on your face, scream “Make America Great Again!” Keep repeating for the next 7.5 years, and you’ll be OK. LOLLLZZZZ! SLIZZURP!

        165. If you were a real lawyer, you wouldn’t have said something as flatly dumb as the Obstruction statutes not applying to the President. You’re clearly not educated – we both know it.

        166. I didn’t say obstruction statutes don’t apply to the president. The president cannot obstruct an investigation of himself, for example. But obstruction statutes don’t trump the president’s pardon power, and telling your subordinate to drop an investigation that’s going nowhere is not obstruction of justice.
          You seem to miss the elephant that’s tea-bagging your mouth – Comey testified that there is no evidence whatsoever of improper Russian connections between Trump’s staff, and Trump himself is not even under investigation. So yeah, educated guy, they’re going to try to impeach Trump for “obstruction” of an investigation that is obviously going nowhere. Saying that what you don’t know about law could fill books is a gross understatement, it actually does fill books, entire libraries of them.
          Unfortunately, you’re too retarded to get past the LSAT. But, one day you’ll at least graduate from high school and have a more sophisticated view of politics than what you get by serving as student president.
          In the meantime, enjoy your cumbath tonight. Hot loadz! While you teabag Hillary, do her dingleberries get on your nose? SLIZZURP!

        167. The President never mentioned pardoning anyone. That’s only a part of this narrative for you because you’re unable to debate the substance. Trump didn’t tell Comey to drop the Flynn investigation because it was “going nowhere.” Notice how much stuff you have to make up out of whole clothe try to argue with me? You’re pitiful.

        168. Predict the future for me again – what date will Trump be impeached? I thought today was going to be the day, but that went right out your asshole. You know so much, I know you have the answer. Keep on drinking the cumz fagboy. It makes Hillary happy. SLIZZURP!

        169. I thought today was the day you claimed Comey would “take the 5th” rather than accuse Trump of trying to interfere in an FBI investigation. Instead:
          “I had understood the President to be requesting that we drop any investigation of Flynn in connection with false statements about his conversations with the Russian ambassador in December.”
          You’re terrible at this.

        170. Comey’s statement doesn’t accuse Trump of obstruction, moron. Dem ballz must sho’ taste good! SLIZZURP!

        172. You’re asking one. You’re wrong. Say it with me “President Donald Trump.” Lookz like you’ve got 7.5 more yearz of hatefuckz from Hillary in yer future. SLIZZURP!

        173. You already said that. It’s a shame you don’t know enough to debate the legalities of this. Why do you suppose Comey mentioned that he
          “understood the President to be requesting that we drop any investigation of Flynn.”

        174. Because he’s a weasel that wants to try to paint a nefarious picture for retards like you who can’t see through it while avoiding perjuring himself by accusing Trump of a crime Comey already said he didn’t commit. See how easy that is. oooopps. Sorry. Hard to see with all that sticky kizz in yer eyez. SLIZZURP!

        175. Of course he accused him of a crime. That’s why he brought it up. I’m sorry, but you’re really not very intelligent.

        176. Yeah, he accused him of a crime:
          LANKFORD:
          OK. That’s fair enough. If — if the president wanted to stop an investigation, how would he do that? Knowing it’s an ongoing criminal investigation or counterintelligence investigation.
          Would that be a matter of trying to go to you — you perceive and to say you make it stop because he doesn’t have the authority to stop or how — how would the president make an ongoing investigation stop?
          COMEY:
          Again, I’m not a legal scholar. So smarter people answer this better, but I think as a legal matter, president is the head of the executive branch and could direct, in theory, we have important norms against this, but direct that anybody be investigated or anybody not be investigated.
          I think he has the legal authority because all of us ultimately report in the executive branch up to the president.
          Yeah, really sounds like Comey thought this was criminal. Maybe that’s why he didn’t report it as a crime, retard.
          Not only can you not predict the future, you can’t even predict the past. Because you can’t read. Oh well, morons gotta moron. How much hot Hillary cummmzzzz did you swallow last night? Get any sleep, or was Bamster pounding you into the headboard all night long? I think it’s the latter. That’s my legal opinion. SLIZZURP!

        177. A panel of 8th grade boys called – they said “nemesis enforcer” is a really cool name.

        178. Remind me again, aren’t YOU the guy who swore that Comey wouldn’t testify that the President asked him to stop an investigation, because “he’d be contradicting his prior testimony!!!!!”
          “I had understood the President to be requesting that we drop any investigation of Flynn in connection with false statements about his conversations with the Russian ambassador in December.”
          What did he say there, Optimus?

        179. Herpa derpa! I’m the guy who said Comey wasn’t going to testify that Trump did anything illegal, because that would perjure him. But nice try, fucktard.
          It must really suck to be you. For six months, you hoped so hard. Your belief was magical. Then Comey testified that Trump’s not under investigation, never was, he didn’t do anything illegal in asking Comey about Flynn, and basically this whole thing is a bunch of butthurt by Comey because he got fired for being a retard.
          It’s like election night all over again. But unfortunately, this retarded shit just guaranteed Trump ANOTHER four years.
          Remember, when Hillary sprayz hot hate-loadz on your face, scream “Make America Great Again” for maximum climax. Hahahahaha. Retard. LOLLOLLOLLL. SLIZZURP!

        180. Says the retard who thinks “Pubis” is a clever dig. Hahaha. Finish your morning Obama-cum milkshake. LOLZZ! SLIZZURP!

        181. Did Comey say Trump interfered with an FBI investigation? AGAIN? I though you said he’d “claim the 5th!” LMFAO
          ” I know I was fired because of something about the way I was conducting the Russia investigation was in some way putting pressure on him, in some way irritating him, and he decided to fire me because of that.”

        182. Comey testified that Trump attempted to interfere in an investigation – the OPPOSITE of what you said. LMFAO. If you were past middle school, you could admit that son.

        184. You don’t need to claim the fifth if you’re not going to implicate yourself in a crime. Admitting what Trump did wasn’t criminal means Comey is not at risk of being charged with failing to report.
          You should report yourself to the authorities for the crime of being terminally gay and retarded at the same time. SLIZZURP! Dem Obama ballz sho’ tastez gooooooood!

        185. Finally, you admit you were wrong. You SAID that Comey would claim the 5th rather than accuse the President of interfering with an FBI investigation, but Comey INSTEAD said:
          “I had understood the President to be requesting that we drop any investigation of Flynn in connection with false statements about his conversations with the Russian ambassador in December.”
          Glad you could man up and admit your error, Optimus.

        186. You don’t get to rewrite what I said to suit your gay feelzzzz. Say it with me – Donald J. Turmp, 2020. It’s happening. Don’t worry, you’ll get some awesome hatefuckz from Obama and Hillary on election night 2020. Hillary may be so mad she’ll shave her ballz to reduce friction while she poundz your sweet azzzzzz. SLIZZURP!

        187. What does Comey say here? Don’t run, Optimus! Does he say the President asked him to drop an investigation? A simple “yes” or “no” will suffice.
          “I had understood the President to be requesting that we drop any investigation of Flynn in connection with false statements about his conversations with the Russian ambassador in December.”

        188. No. He said that’s what he thought the president was doing. The more important point is – does it matter? Comey testified it doesn’t because the president has authority to tell him to drop an investigation. Not illegal. That’s the point, retard. It’s not illegal. It should be illegal for you to drink so much Obama cummmmzzz. Judging by how retarded you are, that shit must be more toxic than the water out of the Anacostia.

        189. Yes, that’s all he can testify to, Perry Mason – what he himself understands. You’re truly hopeless. The President has the power to order him to drop an investigation, but if he does so “corruptly” that is a felony. You’re a slow learner. College probably won’t be an option for you.

        190. So in magical thinking land, Trump can terminate an investigation unless it’s done “corruptly.” And Trump’s not under investigation, and Flynn has been cleared by Comey that he didn’t do anything illegal with the Russians, but Trump telling Comey to terminate an investigation that is going nowhere, and Flynn has already been punished for the minor infraction he committed is “corrupt.” Uhhh, what exactly do you think the further investigation in Flynn’s false statements to Pence, for which he was fired, was going to do to implicate Trump in something corrupt? There’s a reason you can’t get into that third-tier law school. That’s OK, there’s always a position for you on Hillaryz nutzzzzz! SLIZZURP!

        191. Let me put it in terms you can understand, Gomer. “Andy has the AUTHORITY to direct Deputy Fife’s activities, but if Andy tells Deputy Fife to drop his investigation into Floyd the Barber because Floyd the Barber is Andy’s best friend, then Andy has acted CORRUPTLY, which is a felony. Andy was elected Sherrif to enforce the law – not to use the power of his office to protect his friends.” Get it now, Optimus?

        192. No. I don’t. Explain it for me again Cleetus. Us all of your HuffPo law skillz to educate me on the shit that didn’t happen and isn’t going to. And this time do it without the cock in your mouth. It’z hard to understand yer wordz around all the sluuuuurpz. Make America Great Again! SLIZZURP!

        193. Tell me again how “Trump can’t have committed a crime – it’s LEGAL for him to stop any investigation!!” I could use another laugh at your expense.

        194. OK, Trump can’t have committed a crime – it’s LEGAL for him to stop any investigation. Comey said so. Back to biting your pillow. Hillaryz ready to pump! SLIZZURP!

        195. No, it’s a crime if anyone, including the President, attempts to impede an investigation corruptly. Slow learner.

        196. So was Obama corruptly influencing Comey’s investigation of Hillary when he sent Lynch to pressure Comey?
          Is slow learner Hillary’z nickname for you? I could see her standing over you, sweaty ballz dangling in your face, while she pullz a dog chain around your neck and says this menacingly. SLIZZURP!

        197. What evidence exists that “Obama sent Lynch to pressure Comey!!!” I like it when you make things up – it shows you know you lost. Slow learner.

        198. The same evidence that exists for all your cockamamie theories – Comey’s testimony yesterday. Dem ballz. SLIZZURP!

        199. Comey didn’t say a word about Obama pressuring anyone. Say, Optimus, maybe if you knew what you were talking about, you wouldn’t have to make up stuff. Slow learner .

        200. Yeah, Lynch doesn’t work for Obama. How much cum do you have to swallow to be this fucking stupid? My guess is boatloadzzzz! Lucky for you that once Obama and Hillaryz ballz are drained, Michelle can also pitch in and bust some more on your face.

        201. Reality Winner worked for DOD – does that mean Trump ordered her to leak classified NSA documents? You’re like the world’s worst debater

        202. Herpa derpa! Contractor probably 100 levels removed from the President who decided on her own to do something blatantly illegal is totally the same as the #2 government employee in chain of command telling the number three to do something at behest of the president. You win the debate. (If winning was judged on ability to be a fucking brain dead retard.) And cum SLIZZURPING! You win at that. How big are Michellez Ballz? I bet bigger than Obamaz.

        203. Got it – democratic leaders are responsible for the actions of subordinates, republicans aren’t. You’re terrible at this. 🙁

        204. No, all are responsible for their own actions. Herpa derpa, maximum SLIZZZURPA!

        205. You’re truly terrible at this. Ask your guidance couselor if you school offers a debate club or something.

        206. I figured it out, you actually are James Comey. That explains all the HERPITY DERP DERP DERP. SLIZZURP! An 8 year addiciton to Obamaz ball juice will do that.

        208. Yeah, I know so little that you continue to feel compelled to argue with me. Like a bitch coming back for more abuse. Watch, I’ll predict the future for you yet again – you will come back for more. Faggot. SLIZZURP! Burp. [Hillary cumfart].

        209. I know I shouldn’t bully a kid like you, but I think it will help you in the long run. Are there circumstances where a President firing an FBI Director could constitute a crime? Don’t run, boy, ANSWER.

        210. My bitch! Back for more as predicted.
          The answer to your irrelevant question is maybe. If he ended an investigation into his own conduct, it might be impeachable, because the president’s pardon power does not extend to his own impeachment. But that’s not what happened here, fucko.
          Sorry I can’t cock slap you through the computer like Hillary cock-slapz you in person. But I’m pretty sure my jizz tastez better. It keeps you coming back every time. SLIZZURP!
          Come back for another round, faggot. I predict you will.

        211. Sorry I can’t help you reach cock through your computer. If Trump fired Comey to corruptly interfere with an investigation, that’s a felony. I already explained that to you. Slow learner.

        212. Yet again, I predict the future. I’m batting 1.000. You could learn something from me. On second thought, maybe not, since you’re a bitch. HuffPo legal explanations mean fuck all to me, because I’m a real lawyer that practices in real courts and knows the real law.
          Or maybe I’m in high school. Is that where you were when Hillary first diddled you? Does she make you stick yer fingerz up her azzz and lick them off before she nutz? SLIZZURP!
          Shall we place bets on whether you’ll answer?

        213. You predicted Comey would take the 5th rather than say Trump tried to stop an FBI investigation. A man would be able to admit he was wrong. Not you, though.

        214. Still 1.000.
          You know, I swung by my high-school guidance counselor and asked how I could become a complete faggot like you, but she advised against it. Nonetheless, I am determined. I was thinking a good start is: 1) learn to suppress gag reflex; 2) suk lotz of dickzzzzzzzzzzz; but from there, I’m at a loss. What’s the next step? How do I master faggotry to your supreme level? I predict the future, yet again – you’ll respond. You can’t help yourself. Alas, it’s the lot of faggots to be emotionally driven like women. So speak to me, Bitch. Enlighten me in your master course on supreme cum-guzz. SLIZZURP!

        216. My bitch! Back for more of my hot nut. Why the jealousy? I’m not jealous of you being a faggot. Does your asshole start to throb before Hillary slipz it in? I command you: speak to me again, bitch. Watch you do what I direct. Fags and women like to take direction from assertive men. You’ll answer. I predict it. SLIZZURP!

        217. My, it certainly is easy for us laymen to turn “lawyers” into jabbering kooks. Come on, “lawyer,” what does this mean? Dumb it down for me – what is Comey saying here?
          “I had understood the President to be requesting that we drop any investigation of Flynn in connection with false statements about his conversations with the Russian ambassador in December.”

        218. It means, you’re still my good little bitch. I can see why Hillary likes that sweet, soft azz of yers. I like a bitch that takes direction and does what I tell her. Give me another answer, how many gallons of Obama cum do you drink in a given week? Be honest. Answer me, bitch. I command you. SLIZZURP!

        219. More running. More ignorance. Can you imagine how crazy it would be if you were really a lawyer? Lmfao! It would be like a SpongeBob SquarePants episode or something.

        220. Good bitch. As demanded, response received. Is Spongebob what you watch after Hillary nutz up your butthole in order to soothe you? Respond to me, bitch. I command you.

        221. Lol, can you picture it? You’d approach the witness stand, and wouldn’t know anything about the case, so you’d start ranting about “creamy jizz” like a jabbering mental patient until the judge had you removed. LMFAO. No, my young friend, I think that you have a long career in either the food service, or janitorial professions ahead of you. No way you’d make it through college – let alone law school. You’re stupid. Look at the things you write.

        222. Haha. Good little bitch. Do as I say. Come back for more punishment. Picture this – I am a lawyer, and a well respected one at the top of my practice area at that, and you are some anonymous internet faggot who knows jack shit about anything and can barely fucking read. You could have learned something about the law by interacting with me, but chose instead to act like a prissy little girl, because you are one and that’s just your nature. Your loss. Just like election night. Salty tears make me happy, libtard. Remember, while Obama, Hillary and Michelle are hate fucking you all weekend in a bukakke party to repeat to yourself that you’re Making America Great Again.
          I command you to respond to this, bitch. Be a good girl and do as I say. I’ll ignore you until Monday, but I expect you to be here waiting for me by then. SLIZZURP!

        223. You’d have to know something about the law to teach someone else. As the last few days have shown, you know zero. The idea that you try to tell people online that you’re a lawyer is literally laughable. What does THIS mean?
          “I had understood the President to be requesting that we drop any investigation of Flynn in connection with false statements about his conversations with the Russian ambassador in December. I did not understand the President to be talking about the broader investigation into Russia or possible links to his campaign,”

        224. My bitch! Waiting for me like a good little bitch all weekend like I directed.
          You tell me what it means, brainiac. You have all the answers. You’re so smart.
          Serious question – Do Obama, Michelle and Hillary ever blow so much nut on your face that you feel like you’re being waterboarded? SLIZZURP!

        225. Ha ha, I had to wait all weekend to watch you run from yet another question. Zzzzz

        227. Zzzz, thanks for keeping your comments 100% substance free. If I ever need a legal brief written about “creamy jizz,” I will think of you first.

        228. You’ll think of Hillary first. It will be hard for you not to (well, unless you’re thinking of Obama). SLIZZURP!

        230. What makes you think you deserve another answer to a question I’ve already answered a dozen times? I magical thinking land does the answer change if you ask the same retarded, irrelevant question enough times?
          LOL. Stick to Hillaryz ballz (they’ve descended). That’s the only thing you’re good at. SLIZZURP!

        232. You’re the one who came here demanding an answer to your pointless questions, so you first, faggot. Hillary is waiting for you – her hairy nutz need your sweet mouth. SLIZZURP!

        233. My questions are so pointless, you’ve fled from them for a week solid. Buck buck buck! What does this mean, chicken-boy? Did Comey swear under oath that the President asked him to drop an investigation? You’ll run again, because you fear me.
          “I had understood the President to be requesting that we drop any investigation of Flynn in connection with false statements about his conversations with the Russian ambassador in December. I did not understand the President to be talking about the broader investigation into Russia or possible links to his campaign,”

        234. And I’m such an incompetent that you continue to seek my answers. OK, fagtard. Does it bother you that I don’t have to answer shit from you, no matter how many times you ask? Hint – it’s not like when Obama has to nut in your mouth after some length of you blowing him. But keep coming back for more of the same, bitch. I predict that you will. Hahaha. LOLZZZ. SLIZZURP!

        236. Sure. That’s why you chase.
          Here’s a haiku for you:
          Hillaryz nutz, or
          Bamster’s cock, which is better?
          Answer me, faggot.
          SLIZZURP!

        237. I’m only chasing you because you’re running. You can’t answer me because you are a boy pretending to be a “man lawyer” online, and failing spectacularly. We both know itm

        238. Internet retard
          Debates real lawyer online
          Looks like a faggot.
          SLIZZURP!

        239. Let me know the real lawyer comes – maybe she’ll answer the question you’re running from.

        3. We’d better watch out…talking about this didn’t end so well for Joan Rivers…

        7. Oh God, please tell me that this is shopped…

        8. Sorry…that’s the real deal.
          Screen cap from a video of the Ellen show…

        11. Exactly, there is a guy who gives a really hilarious narration of this. He says at one point, “unfortunately, Michelle only has 6 inches…..”

        13. I think Barack’s nickname, among his intimate friends, is “Niblet”…

      3. Wow, a hyper-literal interpretation of an obvious joke. You must be a blast at parties.

      4. Thanks for your audition. If we decide to have you appear on a future episode of “Bob Debates a Beta Male”, we’ll be sure to call your agent…and thanks again.

        1. Pro-tip: actual adult men don’t say things like “beta male.” You’ll learn (maybe not.)

        2. Thanks for your second audition. As previously mentioned, if we decide to have you appear on a future episode of “Bob Debates a Beta Male”, we’ll be sure to call your agent. Unfortunately, we do not have the time or the resources to continue to reply to your queries regarding arranging a debate with Bob. But we sincerely do hope that you have a nice gay, and that is not a typo.

        5. Thanks for your third audition. After consulting with upper management about your repeated attempts to arrange a debate with Bob, it is our pleasure to inform you that we have a guest slot available on a future episode of “Small-dicked Beta Males Who Try to Start Shit with People Due to Their Frustration at Being Complete and Total Losers.” Please dial 1-800-SUI-CIDE for further information, and to arrange an interview. And congratulations…

        8. The guy needs the last word. He craves it. It burns in his soul. You’re not going to out last-word him Bob. Just sayin’.

        9. LOLLLZZZZ. This fag thinks he’s qualified to dispense “pro-tips.” Only on proper ball gargling techniques, retard.

        10. Heh, you’re in rare form today, chief.

        12. Did Comey commit MURDER ?? He says “YES” on the witness stand!!!!!
          Lawyer: Mr. Comey, did you eat lunch today?
          Comey: Yes.

        13. OK, since you’re slow, I’ll break this down to retard level for you:
          Me: “Do you ever eat lunch with the AG?”
          Comey: “I never eat lunch. It has not happened.”
          You: “See! He could totally have eaten lunch with the president because he was only responding to the specific question.”
          Comey: “Your honor, I move for a mistrial because my lawyer is a retard.”

        14. That seems to be the case, more and more.

        15. Except that’s not what Comey said. He didn’t say “no one has ever tried to interfere with an FBI investigation.” The fact that you have to lie to try to win an argument with a stranger on the internet shows a) you understand that you are wrong, and b) you’re not particularly intelligent

        16. Something about this particular clown is amusing to me. Maybe it was the way he confidently predicted the future yesterday right before the present bit him in the ass. Who knows? I’ll stop feeding him in a bit. But I have a weakness, and can’t resist myself when dealing with one of these clowns who thinks he’s smarter than everyone in the room. This guy is like Pee-Wee Herman stepping into the biker bar, except he doesn’t realize that unlike the movie, there is no happy ending for him here after the way he’s conducted himself.

        17. Yeah, he only said “but I’m talking about a situation where we were told to stop something
          for a political reason. That would be a very big deal. It’s not happened
          in my experience.”
          Thanks for playing. Back to your toil on Hill-dawgz nut sak!

        18. Hirono: So, if the attorney general or senior officials at the Department of Justice opposes a specific investigation, can they halt that FBI investigation?
          Comey: In theory, yes.
          Hirono: Has it happened?
          Comey: Not in my experience. Because it would be a big deal to tell the FBI to stop doing something without appropriate purpose … Often times they give us opinions that we don’t see a case there, and so you ought to stop investing resources in it, but I’m talking about a situation where we were told to stop something for a political reason. That would be a very big deal. It’s not happened in my experience.

        22. I think men who can’t resist being snarky every time they open their mouth are total fags.

        23. It’s cute when you run in your stilettos. “Walk a Mile in Her Shoes” 2017 is in full swing. Get your red pumps ready honey.

        42. I like gay men they are witty,funny and naturally optimistic. Lesbians on the other hand,seem perma-angry and live to take offence.
          ROK readers must know that shaming gay men isn’t going to turn them heterosexual. Too many gay men is a bad thing for women but not for men as it makes more women available to them.

        43. Wait… You’re telling me that lesbians don’t look like those on Pornhub?!?!?

        46. Most overtly gay guys I know are superficially happy on the social scene, but severely depressed and angry when you talk to them alone and they don’t have anybody to impress. Grew up with a classmate who fit this description, not a bad guy in the larger scheme of things, was always happy life of the party when others were around, but nearly wept openly about how awful he felt about life, his parents (they didn’t reject him, btw) and all manner of life.

        48. Women like gay men because women are shallow. Like most of your decisions, you think being friends with a gay man is a novel idea that no one has ever thought of but in reality it is the opposite. It’s trite, ordinary and boring. Nobody cares. You like gay men because you are a child. What do these gay men have to offer you? They’re energetic and bubbly? They’re like car keys. You laugh at a gay mans wit in the same way a virtue signaling white person laughs at played out, 80’s sit com black humor. All a black person or gay man has to say is, “what you talkin bout guuuurl?” And you laugh like it’s the funniest thing you ever heard.

        52. spot on. leftist or women use to have their black friend and/or their gay friend to virtue signalling how cool and tolerant they are. now what ? having an islamist friend will be new the trend ? or a refugee friend ?
          they collect and use those people as if it was a fucking pokemon collection

        53. straight men can be witty funny and optimistic too.
          you seek company of gay men because they are not a “threat” to you, that’s all.

        54. I laugh so hard when i saw that there was a third reply to this guy. go bob, go !!!

        56. Yep. Actually overheard a ‘sassy, independent’ 40 something woman introduce the guy she was with as ‘ this is Joe my gay friend’.
          Why not just say friend?
          A fashion accessory.

        57. exactly. they have the urge, the need to claim the sexual orientation or the color of their “friend” as if we could give a fuck. lol. Fashion accessory, you nailed it !

        58. Lol.
          And expensive power tools, because standard models just aren’t dykey enough.

        59. Any person that describes themselves as “sassy” deserves to be punched in the face on general principle.

        60. Dead giveaway, the motive is clear. I was talking to a girl a while back. She mentioned her gay friend and how they frequented gay bars. During the conversation I swear she said the word “gay” about twenty times.

        61. You guys both nailed it with “Pokémon collection” and “fashion accessory.” Haha!

        62. “Pokémon collection” is fucking priceless. I am stealing that. Next time some chick starts going off about her gay friend or her black friend, I’m going to ask her to show me the rest of her Pokémon collection.

        63. There is a place for irrelevant comments but this isn’t it. But that’s what we love about women. Always ready to pipe up in the wrong conversation so that we remember that they are there.

        66. Actually they use their black friend to power wash their tonsils and rinse out their insides.

        74. I am surprised that the Comey thing is mentioned in the
          comments. This article is clearly about instating nationalism into the priorities of the respected governments and states not unlike other non-western governments. I might disagree a little on what the author suggests who we are to make babies with but overall this is a good article and exactly what western
          governments lack for the most part. You are just going to have to accept that Trump is President and the United States does not want the same culture the EU want’s but I am not asking you to. This Comey hearing thing is just about people being mad that Trump is President of the U.S. The reason that Trump is President and nationalism (as opposed to some kind of weird other global culture) is rising is because the, not only the western states, but the non-jihadi civilized world
          is under threat of a new dark age particularly in the western states. As of now, until the US pulls out, I am a westerner, but I acknowledge that this western culture is rotten to the core and not worth saving. We need a new culture if we are to survive the jihadist and that means not only inserting, but also keeping, the patriarchal practices, concepts, and knowledge
          that our ancestors practiced during peak historical times (early and middle Rome for instance).
          So you people basically have a choice: join the western patriarchy and follow our lead or get slaughtered but the jihadism which is much worse. You people cannot even defend yourselves, it is not in your culture because you
          have nothing worth risking since the goal is to work for nothing, or have nothing to work. What most of those people want is the exact opposite of virtue.
          If you frequent this site then you will know that our demands
          will be correct.
          But please keep discussing your point and even counter mine.

        75. You are a fantasist if you believe some “new patriarchy” is going to rise.

        77. feel free to use it 😉
          and next time tell also ask the bitch how full is her pokedex lol

        78. no doubt here. virtue signalling at it’s finest.
          Next time tell her to bring a flashing ad sign in case people don’t get how cool and tolerant she is.

        79. and heavy non feminine cubic meter bodies.
          and horrible short hair.
          and sad faces and sad wrinkles.
          they’re just plain ugly

        82. If she was a vegetarian and into crossfit, one can imagine her conversation consisting of about 5 words ….

      5. The mainstream media was well-aware of many things about the Obamas, but chose not to cover or investigate.
        I am talking about the mysterious pseudonym Barry used for some years (Barry Soetero), missing college transcripts, his membership at a gay Chicago club called Man Country, no pics of Michelle pregnant, etc. His attendance at a black supremacist church for many years was barely touched… where Pastor Wright’s specialty (besides hating on whitey) was hooking up men with other men in the “down-low club.”
        Sort of like how the media cannot seem to report on Hillary’s lesbianism, yet can’t broadcast it quick enough if the second cousin, niece or nephew, or whatever, of some conservative Republican is gay.
        You are too naive to live.

        1. Naivety is a harsh mistress…..
          I think the ‘she is a man’ theme is akin to the ‘flat Earth’ stuff the system started putting onto ‘Youtube’ a while ago.
          It’s designed to poison the well of ‘internet information.’
          There is zero reason for thinking that she is a man.
          Why wouldn’t the system us one of it’s 1000s of more ‘normal’ Manchurian Candidates?
          Regs.

        2. The mainstream media dug up more information about Joe the Plumber in 10 days than they dug up on the previous president in 10 years.

      6. I knew a tranny when He/She was 16, She is 30 now and nobody knows she was a man, Change cities, change school, new friends, leave old life behind, Then she change her name, years of hormone transform him, 99% of people that know him believe he is a real woman, is possible even more when you have power, If they can make a Kenyan Muslim an American Chistian, They sure can make a man a woman.

      8. Guus stop fighting please exit thos website if you have a problem with it’s contents dont spam and fill up the comments with insults …all of you guys need to stop this and get off the keyboard

      9. Technically, he’d be saying Michelle was a man for his whole life if we accept there is a consensus reality where sex is determined by genetics and can be empirically verified.
        If we accept the gender identity viewpoint, then Michelle was a man up until identifying as a female, so I don’t think he’s saying Michelle was a man for 8 years. Just that Michelle is a transgender and hasn’t been a female for Michelle’s entire life.

        1. Since there’s zero evidence of any sort that Michelle Obama is transgender, it’s an absurd argument in any case.

    2. I hope you are the prince of Borneo, cuz I want an orangatan(I know you can hand them out to your most favored subjects)

        1. I love a good conspiracy as much as the next guy, but c’mon….she was like 153 years old…

        2. Never let facts get in the way of a good conspiracy theory, mijo.

        4. But if Betty White dies, you know there’s foul-play. Where there’s smoke there’s fire…

    5. Can we agree that there is really no reason any of the Obamas ever need to be mentioned, much less shown, on RoK ever again?

    7. Ummmm, Bob. A little off topic here, but how is that married hotel maid thing going? No sarcasm, just wanna know. Your’re still alive obviously.

      1. Uncle Bob tapped that sweet Mexican ass so well, the chicka is sending him referrals.

      2. She is now “cleaning my room” roughly twice per week. Blocks my door with her maid cart. Nobody is any the wiser as they think she is cleaning (actually, she is polishing). Working out okay so far…

    8. I came to post about the former first “lady”s impressive shoulders.

    9. the are certainly the children of Anita Blanchard (the physician who “delivered” them) and her husband, who weirdly has a different surname, Martin Nesbitt.

    11. I’d love to see DNA test results on Barack Obama himself. CLEARLY he is not Barack Obama Sr.’s son or Malik Obama’s brother. Just look at pictures of them next to each other.
      While we’re on that topic. Chelsea Clinton is not Bill Clinton’s daughter, she is Webb Hubbell’s daughter. She looks just like him, and he was a lawyer who worked with Hillary in the ’70s right before Chelsea was born. I think Hillary even admitted to having an affair with him, if I’m not mistaken. Also, she looks nothing like Bill Clinton.

  7. “Here is the Spanish royal family at their daughters’ first holy communion.”
    Good looking family, but I did a lot of contract work in Madrid when Letizia hit the rags and her past was dug into. She was a journalist student grad, divorcee who has worked in media for years. She’s probably had more pipe than Exxon.

    1. Further, the King had 5000 ‘lovers’ according to Mark Steyn.
      This is known by all Spaniards.
      I’m Catholic.
      We love our faith and basically ignore the powerful who need to pretend to love our faith.
      …oh, yes.
      Great looking family.
      God Bless them.

      1. The one that stepped down? Yeah. Heard that too.
        It’s good to be the king.

        3. Sentenced to death? What was his crime?
          He said the peasants aren’t so bad.
          Ooh. That is serious

        4. Sire! The peasants are revolting!
          Yes, they are!

        5. Close but it’s even better
          Count d’Money: your highness, the peasants are revolting!
          King: yeah, they stink on ice

        6. My ability to quote that movie is degrading with every passing year. Haven’t seen it since the 1990’s actually. Probably should remedy that.

        7. I rewatched it not too long ago. It is one of the movies that truly stands the test of time

        8. Mel Brooks movies, in general, all stand up really well. Especially if they DON’T conform to modern social norms, that just makes them better.

        10. And yet another Brooks film that couldn’t be made in the PC, Society of the Perpetually Offended era of all humor is offensive.

    2. And she has an abortion under her belt. King Juan Carlos did not want his son marrying her, but son told the King that he would not take the throne if he could not marry her. She is a well known anorexic.

      1. “She is a well known anorexic.”
        Heard that too. I will actually be in Madrid next week, but I didn’t plan on seeing her at the tapas bar. More jamon for me.

        1. Mmmmmm. Spanish ham, best in the world. My mouth is watering. What are you planning on drinking with it? Just curious.

        2. I usually drink a cerveza at first because of the heat, but switch to a dry, strong red wine when the main course arrives.

  8. “When the engagement between Crown Prince Haakon and Mette-Marit was announced, some Norwegians felt that the Crown Prince’s choice of partner was questionable because of her previous socialization in a milieu “where drugs were readily available“. At the time of their engagement, Mette-Marit was a single mother to a son named Marius Borg Høiby, born 13 January 1997. Her son caused a possible security risk in 2012 to the royal family due to posting photos of the family’s whereabouts on the internet.”
    “By her own admission, Mette-Marit experienced a rebellious phase before she met Crown Prince Haakon Magnus.”
    I’m truly impressed. By cucking the Crown Prince of Norway, she has perfected the art of Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks, thereby proving herself to be the ideal role model for women in the West. Her’s is a dream-come-true kind of life.

    1. “By her own admission, Mette-Marit experienced a rebellious phase before she met Crown Prince Haakon Magnus.”
      See, that means she was YUGE, epic-level slut. The average slutty whore will ride the cock-carousel for a while, then get off and convince herself she was a good girl because: hamster.
      When the hamster has to allude to “a rebellious phase” it means she has swallowed a thousand miles of cock.

  9. Melania Trump?
    C’mon fellas, let’s not bs each other.
    She didn’t look too ‘strong’ doing soft lesbian porn and a touch of S&M, if I remember.
    I hope Trump saves your Republic, we don’t need to fool ourselves though.

  10. I don`t care much about the Norvegian royal family (and assume neither do most RoK readers) but this story is really a sign of the times.
    When even a member of a rich and powerful family is infected with this virus and ends up being a beta cuck…you know something is seriously wrong out there.
    Roosh should have sent a link to ROK website to Sverre Magnus years ago.

      1. Not necessarily agreeing with everything that is written on RoK is not trolling – it is called critical thinking. Something that you are not capable of doing.

        2. Veggieburger – your comments are not amusing at all. Humor is not for you, you should stop trying so hard.

        3. This, from the poster who has demonstrated an utter lack of humor across the board, regarding any topic, at all, expressed on the site? Are you kidding me?
          cheeseburgercheeseburger has a quick wit and a sharp sense of topical humor. You may not like it per se, but saying “humor is not for you” is absurd when addressed to him.
          Your first post was succinct and accurate and decent. Please stop while you’re ahead and consider instead making more posts like your first one that The Champion answered.

        4. I was gonna tell him George Washington had Haitian slaves, but I think he woulda gotten pissed off

        5. GOJ – you cannot resist insulting users you don`t like. What is your goal? Just because you don`t agree with some of my comment, I am not going to stop commenting here occasionally. Get over yourself.

        6. Washington had slaves, albeit not Haitian ones, to be precise.
          Stop your trolling.

        7. its not trolling- its called ball-busting. I treat this place like a bar. If you dont like what the regulars have to say, maybe you should find another hangout.

        9. You addressed absolutely nothing that I said. I’m not here to go round and round with you again today Kersey, I’m stating that you need to consider maybe getting a sense of humor, at least enough to recognize it in others, even if it’s not your particular taste. You take everything literally and at the first whiff of not agreeing with you, you go full ad hominem troll. Just think it through a bit, you actually have potential to be a good and thoughtful poster, if you didn’t have such a thin skin.

        10. Real alpha-males in ancient times did not need sense of humor. Have you ever though of that.
          “Great sense of humor” may be a compulsory part of the game today…it was not so, even 50 years ago.

        11. What is your obsession with Haitian people, by the way? Their voodoo must be very powerful, since apparently they live rent-free in your mind.

        12. Yeah, I’m sure that the tales of bragging, boasting, raucously laughing and feasting in Valhalla was about Serious Biddness, bro, and not a bunch of rowdy warriors having a great time and celebrating a life well lived with Odin and Thor.
          In any event you entirely missed my point, yet again. I tried.
          Hope your day gets better.

        13. see, that would be an inside joke you are privvy to; rather than run with it, you get all serious

        14. “Hope your days get better” GOJ always says that when he cannot hold a rational argument.
          Have a nice day, too.

        15. We weren’t arguing, I was trying to help you see something that you’re missing. Arguments involve actual debate topics, I was offering advice which is not a debate topic.
          Damn dude, that skin is onion thin.
          Ok, I’m done with you. You don’t care, I get it, whatever.

        16. Dude, he’s not trolling at all! It’s just that nobody here can handle his “critical thinking”!

        18. FALSE.
          @cheeseburgercheeseburger:disqus IS amusing. And a true archivist of 1980’s arcana.

        20. More of a critique than an insult – dont poo-poo others’ sense of humor when yours is weak.

        23. Trigger subject lit, explosion in 3…..2….

        24. I understand the issue is complex.
          Did they not come with his land/inheritance & he ‘couldn’t’ sell/free them for some reason?

        27. Goj cut him some slack. It’s not fair to pick on people with full blown aids

        29. I like Haitians because I think that after the French rape enough brown people and teach them how to cook they become absolutely beautiful

        32. GOJ
          You, Lolknee and Bem always result to bring in AIDS. Your fixation on that subjest is just not normal. And the amount of time you do that would have reduced its “entertaining value” by now, even in the darkest corners of a stormfront forum.

        35. There have been rumors that GOJ is in fact no “nationalist” of any kind. Far from it.
          Some dare to say he is a paid troll of the elite he claims to despite. He claims to be a hillbilly from rural Ohio (while his rhetoric is far from what hillbillies tend to use) He occasionally attacks readers who are in interracial marriages, or at least do not share his racialist views. He is trying to drive normal, sane readers away, so ROK would only be a forum for degenerate, inbred losers with no lives.

        38. Dude delivers right on cue doesn’t he? A well trained, easily manipulated soul full of anger and fury resulting in nothing. Say “AIDS” and you basically have him by the short hairs and he goes full frontal emotional.

        39. Dude, I don’t despise most of the elite (although some like Soros, Gaites, Cuckenberg and Rockefeller are utterly disgusting). Far from hillbilly, I come from a family that were once the tippy point of the spear of the Elite, back in their day. Alas, how times have changed, n’est-ce pas? In any event, you can always be counted on to responded with feminine outrage the moment somebody lights your AIDS fuse, which by the way, I didn’t do, that was lolknee. Talk to him.
          Your obsession with race and miscegenation is your business, not mine, skippy maloo.

        40. I didn’t actually mention it.
          I think you should relax a little and shit. But hey, you’re happy being a hyper wound up anger monkey, who am I to advise you on the best path to take in life?
          Go find a blowjob dude. Seriously. Even if you have to pay for it. It will help. I promise.

        42. Maybe you have AIDS, that`s why you are obsessed with the topic.

        43. GOJ
          Your obsession with AIDS, blowjobs and arseholes is a dead give-away.
          I could not care less about your private life. But I am sure your buddies would appreciate , so you might as well step out of that closet, together with your butt-buddies on ROK and “make the alt-right gay again”. Oh, wait, it already is.
          Nevermind,I wish you all the best, little troll.

        45. Did you just accuse me of having AIDs without any reason or evidence whatsoever? How dare you? How DARE you! Did you have any idea how awful and stigmatizing it can be to publicly accuse someone of having AIDs like that? Unfounded accusations like that can destroy careers and tear apart families… yet you so casually and arrogantly toss them around like nothing? What kind of low, vile human being would ever stoop to such a base, putrid level, merely to insult someone on the Internet? You should be ashamed of yourself… but I suppose a person willing to do such a think literally has no shame.

        46. The best part is that he thinks “writes intelligently” and “from Ohio” are absolutely non-compatible!

        47. Except, I never said that.
          GOJ proudly claims he is from rural Ohio, not from the major urban centers such as Cleveland, Cincinnati or Columbus. He claims he hates those cities. The part of the rural population he claims he represent is not known to be overly intelligent

        48. Well, that`s exactly what you and some of your buddies do regularly on ROK

        49. That assumption is a little, dare I say it, bigoted?
          But lets go with that. Rather than suggest Mr. OfJefferson is lying, is it not equally likely that he might just be an oddball, and outlier, an exception to your rule?
          You’ll find that believing in exceptions is far more profitable than calling people liars to protect your possibly flawed assumptions.

        50. I like Columbus, have never claimed otherwise, and I live just 20 minutes north of it, give or take traffic on any given day of the week. I boast often about how clean it is and how nice the people are. My adoration of all things OSU is well documented, especially the little Viking Princess honeys that are all over the place there.
          You seem to base intellect on location. Isn’t that a bit like basing intellect on race? If so, then we can open up some interesting discussions, since you appear to factor intelligence as coming from a source other than the individual proper.
          Care to dance, child?

        52. Bem
          “You’ll find that believing in exceptions is far more profitable than calling people liars to protect your possibly flawed assumptions.”
          Absolutely. You should extend the same courtesy to the people you seem to be biased against. Remember, some time ago you claimed there is “the inevitability of a certain disease” when it comes to Haitian women. AS if there were no exceptions.
          Double-standards too much?

        53. I don’t know what this guy gets from being a constant dickhole. He claims blatantly idiotic things, has reading comprehension problems, and makes a lot of really wild assumptions, then uses all of that to craft a point of anger against some here.
          If he’s to be believed, I hate Columbus Ohio, I have access to a secret messaging segment of Disqus where I call him racial epithets that nobody else can see, he accuses me of saying things that I’ve not said but that others have, and I’m an uneducated hillbilly and, apparently, I cannot write intelligently.
          He’s just a humourless old fart I figure.

        54. You just cited a source that states that claims made in the book have no backing.
          Good job there, chief. Next time, try not to shoot yourself in your own foot. Heh.

          How does Bret, the author of numerous celebrity biographies, know so much about Hollywood stars’ sex lives? Judging by this new book’s convoluted wording, he really doesn’t.

        55. Your profile picture : Clark Gable – a real star on the movie screen, breaking the hearts of many women. Many believed he was an alpha male. Yet, off-screen he had very little success with women, and in fact, he was confirmed to be involved in gay encounters.
          http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/30/books/review/Calhoun-t.html
          Just like you, despite 43 000 comments here and many believing “you are living the life” offline. You are clearly not.On the other hand : Charles Bronson . not-so charming, little short, with narrow eyes and Ghenghis Khan -mustache…but he does what a man has to do. The same off- screen: he dated/married real hotties such as Jill Ireland, had children and a fulfilling, happy life.

        56. Borderline racism when taken in a vacuum, but more in keeping with my penchant for the absurd and/or shocking.
          As My Man Carlin said: Humor is where you take a simple story (someone in Haiti has AIDS) and blow one element WAY out of proportion (EVERYONE in Haiti ALWAYS has AIDS).
          You’re not what I’d call a joker or smart-ass, so when you write “The part of the rural population he claims he represent is not known to be overly intelligent”, it sounds like a firm belief, not a dig.
          Maybe its in the delivery?

        58. For a man, he seems to be really unfamiliar with the concept of busting each others balls and the humor behind it….

        59. My obsession with blowjobs? I told you to go get a blowjob, and that means that I’m obsessed with blowjobs?
          Further, are you claiming that blowjobs are gay?
          And again, I know, hard to understand, but I didn’t bring up AIDS on this thread. You were being baited by others but you’re too myopic to take time to read with comprehension.
          Lordy be, this is like trying to explain a nuclear submarine to a clown fish.

        60. Yep. A prime male ritual where you weed out the weak from people you consider potential friends. Time tested and honored. The butthurt humourless types like him just get more ribbing, while the good sport takes it in the spirit it was given and doesn’t get butthurt. It’s like he’s never socially hung out with other men or something.

        62. Just awful. The Reince SFC Sphinxor one too.
          They all love Mr Jefferson though. Orbiters!

        63. Yes, GoJ has become quite the comment section rockstar complete with groupies vying for his attention.

    2. Right. This kind of crap is dangerous enough among us commoners, but when we’re talking ruling families it can be disastrous for those countries.

      1. These people are inbreds really. They live in a bubble because they are from the lucky sperm club. Never assume that they are intelligent or have a common sense.

      1. Oh gawd bem! I hope you wrapped it before you tapped it. Who knows where that thing has been…

    2. Come on, what makes a better wife than a Coke addled prostutute that looks at you with utter disgust and contempt in public???

    3. She’s not the First Lady we need, she’s the First Lady we deserve.

  12. I am not sure Melania Trump is the best counter-example, though.

    1. Melania drives the feminists wild. She is a quiet European woman who knows exactly which side her bread gets butter on – both sides. Yes, that’s right, no manly yap face there. Quiet, elegant but underneath is stealth.

  14. Someone has to do his homework and dig into history. Royals were always the biggest degenerates.

    1. Hey!
      Royals based on the French model, yes, which unfortunately became the standard across Europe. Royalty in pre-Hastings England was about being the actual true alpha male, and if you didn’t toe the line and provide the required goods (gift giving, fair justice, face of your people towards others, bravery in battle, strong sons and dutiful daughters) you’d be summarily replaced at the next Moot. Kingships in Scandinavian societies also followed a similar pattern, and there was no guaranteed line of succession at all.
      Hereditary royalty on the other hand, with it’s “L’etat, c’est moi” idiocy, just gives us a bunch of effete, weak blue bloods.

        1. They will never be forgiven for their thieving and then claiming as their own our original recipe for English Fries.

      3. Well, the UK still has their Royals, at least the men, doing tours in their armed services. I think it tends to keep them a tad more level headed.

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