Our Second T-Shirt Has Arrived

I’m proud to announce that we’ve added a second t-shirt to Red Kings Shop. It features my huge head printed on a high-quality 100% cotton black Los Angeles Apparel branded shirt that is made in the USA.

Just like with the official ROK shirt that we launched a couple months ago, you will experience these benefits:

  • Testosterone increase of 900% (insanely more than what Kratom provides)*
  • Induce mental breakdown of any liberal who sees your shirt*
  • Rapid 9-inch elongation of your penis (doubled my size)*
  • Immediate 120-pound gain in your bench press*
  • More ravenous attention from beautiful women of suitable breeding stock*
  • Reduction of body fat by at least 10%*

* The above claims have not been independently verified, and may be an attempt by Roosh to sell more shirts

If you’re enjoying the articles on ROK and want to support our operation, visit Red Kings Shop and buy your shirt today. If you didn’t get a chance to buy our first shirt, you can buy  them both and save on shipping. Your shirt(s) will be shipped out within one week from when you place your order. As always, your support is much appreciated.

Click here to visit Red Kings Shop.

98 thoughts on “Our Second T-Shirt Has Arrived”

  1. I just want to say if I buy this, and it causes my penis to elongate, it will have nothing to do with Roosh’s head being on the front. I just want to make that clear
    Also, when is ROK going to do a ‘this is what a feminist looks like’ t-shirt and maybe a Hillary for president 2020 shirt?.

    1. Your penis is already legendary, or so the girls say, so no further extrapolation needed.

      1. I’d make a plaster cast for posterity but it’s probably already been done

    2. I would be all for a President Roosh 2020 shirt. Can you imagine walking around a pussified university campus with it? They’re would be more triggers than a Saturday night in Mexico.

      1. One step at a time. Roosh hasn’t even been confirmed as the new Director of Communications yet

  2. “The only thing that will increase your testosterone more than Kratom is this shirt. And the bishes will be loving it.” — Gandhi.

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  3. Didn’t this very site tell us that wearing a shirt with another man’s face or name on it is beta af?

    1. True, but this shirt does not have the face of a mere mortal on it; it is the simulacrum of a living god.

    2. True, but it takes no balls to wear a jersey. That shirt could get you killed, sued, kicked out of a venue, exiled from Canada, targeted by media… and maybe even laid.

    3. True, but when you’re total red pill, you don’t give a fuck what any web site tells what you should do or not do.

  4. I already made a replica of the new tshirt and have been rocking it out proudly, but now it is time to retire my scab/apparel pirate ways and get the real thing.

    1. LOL, cracking…”depression beard”…instant classic. As if it might be better to take a symbolic “depression belly flop” in the pool to get past that phase quicker and skip the facial bird’s nest. Next time a friend is depressed I’ll try to stir him out of it by telling him he ought to grow a depression beard and represent like Roosh, who himself faces fierce competition in the ranks of the bearded:
      https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/99a4d4c33b42a347b6a6d3dc849a1f31c9c031baa817369a9b4b8d4b199ed8cd.gif

  5. it would be safer to get a rok tramp stamp than to wear it emblazoned on a t shirt at this pt

  6. Does purchasing two shirts result in 18″ elongation? Asking for a friend.

  7. Anyone receive any flack for wearing RoK apparel? In a time where wearing a MAGA hat will get you ambushed, I’m curious what (if any) reactions people have gotten.

    1. not yet. Id imagine I’d get a kind gesture or directions to a pet shop from a like minded person first.

  8. Yeah, I don’t think I’ll be wearing a shirt with Roosh’s face on it.
    At least, not when I could buy kratom instead.

  9. Careful, Roosh… reference the top pic. I can just foresee some liberal tards, the SPLC, ADL, or whoever, claiming you were caught in the midst of giving a “Heil Hitler” salute. Just not with all your fingers outstretched yet.
    Or they will photoshop it to make it that way.

      1. thought he was pointing out where he was gonna hit a ball into the bleachers a la Babe Ruth

        1. He’s just dramatizing the story of the boy that put his finger in the dyke… I mean “dike!”

        2. I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna. Don’t tempt me, man. I’m gonna do it.

        3. It was either the monument, or signalling a first down. Babe Ruth didn’t occur to me.

        4. cant do it anymore. totally cool with a -8 overall comment rating- the way it should be

      1. I know, brah. I was being somewhat (but not totally) facetious. But it never hurts to say stuff like that to get the noobs/lurkers to understand the tactics of our enemies… and hopefully make new converts.

      2. Totally unrelated to the discussion but I respectfully ask you block BurningHammer-ΑΝΑΡΡΟΦΆΩ ΚΌΚΟΡΑ permanently. They are impersonating me and are making profoundly offensive statements vis a vis being gay so as to make me look bad.
        Many thanks.

  10. I wear my Red ROK shirt out in the wild all the time. I have yet to have anyone say anything to me. Honestly, a little disappointed. On the other hand, its really comfortable.

    1. That is until you need to wash it.
      Nice picture anyway. I knew it, the whole Death Star thing was just a dog and pony show. Reminds me of Democrat/Republican politics.

      1. Inside out and cool/cold with like colors saves the day!
        Exactly on the politics…behind the scenes–same band, different tune.

        1. Not sure why it reminded me. But there was this one time I was in college at a laundromat late at night (already married). I was hanging out and this girl comes in and pulls her shirt off (no bra) puts it in a washing machine, and drags out one from a dryer and puts it on, all right in front of me.

        2. Was she European? I can only relate that to some things I’ve seen a Swiss/German gf do years ago. Some other countries seem to not give a crap/fetishize boobies as much, I suppose.

      1. Yes, I remember that, you rebel spy. I was surprised you survived the tattooing process.

        1. Listen, if you are going to do this Darth Vader shtick, you really need to commit to it full time. It breaks kayfabe when sometimes you pretend to be all Vader-y and other times you are just Joe Bob bitching about Republicans and Democrats. Make another account if you want to make normal posts.

        2. That’s the one. Right next to that giant housefly with the Yiddish accent that sells used droids.

        3. IRL I despise inauthenticity in terms of misrepresentation of the self such as in personal grandiosity. I could never have been a pro wrestler.
          Interesting example of kayfabe blurring into real life from wrestling speaking to women’s hypergamy: “While working as a booker for WCW, Kevin Sullivan conceived an angle where Woman (Nancy Daus Sullivan,
          Sullivan’s wife both on-screen and off), would leave his character for
          Chris Benoit. Sullivan insisted that the two should travel together to
          preserve kayfabe for the general public. This resulted in Sullivan’s
          wife legitimately leaving him for Benoit when the two developed a
          real-life romantic relationship during their time together. Nancy
          ultimately married Benoit in 2000.”

        4. And then there is the rest of the story: Benoit eventually murdered both Nancy and their young son before killing himself.

  11. “Never wear clothing with another man’s name on it”
    though your name isnt on it, your face and symbol is. Pass!

  12. Put in the order. Now the wait. Time to take 12g’s of Kratom, bench my weight, and approach the quota of girls I have no faith in. Another day in neoworld.

  13. Is this the same RoK that convinced me to toss all my old sports jerseys in the trash because “you should never wear another man’s name on your back”? Bc I don’t know if it’s any better to wear another man’s head on your chest either. Just saying.

    1. If you have a short beard and dark wavy hair, you could simply tell everyone it’s a self-portrait.

      1. It’s kinda funny you say that bc regarding the athletic jersey thing, I was able to keep one hockey sweater since I share a surname with a certain beloved/hated chain-smoking hockey lord. I don’t mind loopholes one bit.

  14. I will pass on that. Not gonna wear a man’s face on my chest.
    And man, you need to start lifting.

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  16. Dang, this shirt might literally be lethal for myself and many other fellow ROKers to wear if it’s going to drop the body fat % by that much.

  17. I’m seeing purchasing a t-shirt and making a throw pillow out of it. Any mugs comings?

  18. Hey, Roosh, I won’t be wearing your face or your logo on my shirt. I don’t mean to be rude, but I know you’re trying to make money, so I figured I’d give some feedback on what I would be willing to purchase. Get creative in your t-shirts and I’ll purchase them. I want some truly witty manosphere stuff, that other manosphere people will recognize but your average person or average femenist will be confused and intrigued by.
    Now, I rarely feel that witty or creative, so I can’t tell you what to make before hand. I’d ask Ghost and that Uncle Bob guy for some advice, maybe Quintus as well.

  19. Gotta add a field report on the original shirt, the redpill-red version.
    I’m 60 years old. I do lift regularly and look best in snug-fitting t-shirts. And red is a crappy color on me.
    Last week, I strolled into my local cigar/whiskey lounge wearing my RoK t-shirt. for the first time. The young HB8 barmaid lasered on me immediately, gushing “Wow, Dan, what’s with you – have you been working out?”
    Of course, as I sat down at the bar, I smirked, raised an eyebrow, and intoned “No…..probably should…..used to back in the 90’s….you wouldn’t believe it , but I was seriously jacked back then….”
    Her eyes got wide. She giggled. I leaned back and began to chat with a buddy.
    Can confirm the sensation of a T-increase from wearing this shirt.

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