Wikipedia defines cuckold as…

A husband of an adulterous wife. In evolutionary biology, the term is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own.

In short, being a cuckold is not a desirable position for any self-respecting masculine man to find himself in. Also in recent years, the term has been broadened in use to describe men who are perceived to be weak, effeminate, seemingly derive pleasure from being laughed at or humiliated, or are supportive of policies which are counter-productive to Western civilization and the traditional family unit.

People on the alt-left hate how right-wing masculine men denigrate people as cucks, because they usually exhibit several of the follow behaviors and traits.

1. He Marries An Older Woman

A woman’s value significantly depends on her fertility and beauty, which are directly associated with youth. A man’s value significantly depends on his resources, intellect, and character. All things which are forged through trial-and-error and years of experience. In short, it is utterly ridiculous as to why men would want to firmly cement a relationship with an older woman via marriage.

To be fair, men who marry suitable partners that are only barely older than themselves, like Prince William marrying Kate Middleton, are exemptions from being branded as cucks. It’s perfectly acceptable if people met via serendipity or mutual friends during their same year of school or university etc, and the youth gap between the man and his wife is barely six months to a year.

A true King Of Cucks on the current world stage is French President Emmanuel Macron, whose wife is almost 25 years older than him. Either the marriage is a total sham, Emmanuel is mentally ill, or he’s just an uber-bitch boy masochist who enjoys the thought of men around the world laughing hysterically at his complete and utter lack of self-respect.

Have no self-respect? Then go marry your own ‘Brigitte’. Bingo nights are probably a good place to find a single (or widowed) woman about her age.

2. He Wears Another Man’s Sportsball Jersey

This is probably the easiest way for a man to cuck himself, since absolutely no association or contact with the opposite sex is required, and beta and omega males tend to not be particularly choosy in how (and whom with) they spend their valuable time.

Nonetheless, going out and spending probably over $100 on some alpha male multi-millionaire’s sports jersey, and wearing it in public, is one of the most cucky things a grown man can do. The man behind the number and the name doesn’t give two shits about you, but he is more than happy to continue his alpha playboy lifestyle (and embrace the free marketing) at your continued beta chump expense.

Shout out “Cuck!” to the jumbotron, and go get yourself a three figure sportsball jersey today!

3. He Lets His Wife Be Queen Of The Castle

There was once an old saying which went something like this, “a man’s home is his castle”. His home was supposed to be his fortress and citadel. A sanctuary of family respect and authority after enduring at least 40 hours a week of acquiescing to the authority of someone else (his boss or corporate overlords). It was his well deserved compensation for earning the money to pay for that said ‘castle’, not to mention all that food on the table to satisfy the stomachs of his wife and children.

Nowadays, such thinking is so ‘patriarchal’ and passe. A true cuck will let his wife scold, berate, and verbally humiliate him in his home. He knows he probably deserved it, because he was either acting “out of line” or was “not attentive to her needs”. More than likely, he knows his wife is understandably angry at all men because of the ‘gender wage gap’ or something like that. It’s perfectly acceptable for her to emasculate him in his very own home, until such patriarchal oppression in the workplace is stopped.

4. He Adopts A Child From A Polar Opposite Race

Adopting a child, or consciously choosing to take full personal and financial responsibility for raising a tiny human being which shares absolutely no blood relations with yourself, and for up to eighteen years I might add, is kind of cucky behavior in it’s own right, don’t you think?

Well, that all depends. “It’s the current year!”, and adopting a child who is at least from your own race or ethnic group simply isn’t cucky enough I’m afraid. You’ve got to show your true “love is love” attitude and progressive colors (pun intended) and adopt a black baby! Or at least a Cambodian or a Laotian or something!

Forget all the evidence which shows that transracial adoptions often lead to those children growing up with serious identity issues (Colin Kaepernick is no exception), because it’s what all the Hollywood stars have been doing for years. After all, everyone knows that the leftist elite of Los Angeles are valid role models for showing what’s best for the rest of the country. Especially when it comes to the modern family unit…

5. He Marries A Single Mother

Ah, a true cuck classic! A man who risks half of his lifelong financial portfolio with a woman (often based upon a short term attraction), while also mentoring and economically supporting her children which were the end result of another man’s orgasm, is a truly special kind of beta.

For up to the greater part of two decades, he will find himself repeatedly emasculated with cries of “you’re not my real father!” following heated arguments with “his children”, the perplexed look of other parents at social events who say things like “I don’t see the resemblance“, and best of all, those awkward unannounced appearances of the kids’ biological father with his newer, thinner, hotter, and younger wife or girlfriend in tow.

In the event he does not (slightly) uncuck himself by having his own offspring with said single mother, her genes will still potentially weather all storms and carry on through the ages via her biological children, while his will simply wither and die in an instant on the day of reckoning. All the burdens of fatherhood, yet with no small part of him which will carry on past the grave. No future legacy to pass on.

So “man up” and marry a single mother. It will help economically empower her!

6. He Lets Another Man Sleep With His Wife Or Girlfriend

Why let an otherwise happy and stable relationship go to waste? Let yourself get cucked and embrace a “poly” relationship, one where your wife or girlfriend is allowed to date and have sexual relations with other men. Or at least let her get on Tinder and have a fling with one of those gym junkies with washboard abs and massive pecs once in awhile.

Better yet, the Jewish-dominated pornography industry has the best idea of all! Let your (presumably white) wife fornicate with a well-built black man in your own bedroom, while you sit back in your sportsball jersey and listen to your spouse constantly belittle you. She will love it.

In fact, the only thing that can make this scenario even better is if she gets pregnant from the encounter, and you wind up raising the mixed-race child as your own offspring while baby-daddy goes off on his merry way. Also if your wife just happens to be a few years older than you, and she has at least one child from a previous relationship, then you’ll get a bit of all six points rolled into one. How sweet is that!

Conclusion

Left leaning men don’t want to be like Donald Trump right? Because that man is a monster! Our advice for such men is to do the exact opposite of what “number 45” does as a means of legitimate protest, and this article is a perfect starting point for that. Wife up an older woman with dried up ovaries, go parade around in a Colin Kaepernick’s jersey, let your spouse be the Queen, adopt a black baby, and make sure you pay your stepsons annual $30,000 college tuition bill on time.

We sincerely hope we were able to be of service. Happy cucking.

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