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10 Tragic Examples Of Pretty Girls Ruining Themselves With Bad Hair

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Ah Tuthmosis, how you love to enrage the internet.  As an aside to the fundamental principles of Tuth’s article, here are some girls who went from riches to rags.

 10.  Buzz The Brunette

An instructional video on how to make a somewhat decent girl undoubtedly ugly in just over a minute.  Notice the one giving the cut suffers from the same syndrome.

9. Beyonce

She really followed through with all her independent woman and single lady talk.  Rumor has it she realized her mistake and within days “corrected” it.

8. Young Brainwashee


The feminism influence gets them young.  Poor girl, she will suffer months of teasing during recess as a result of her Lifetime channel watching perceived independent woman of a purported mother.

7. Ginnifer Goodwin

I really don’t need to say anything on this one.

6. Random Brunette Victim

Not sure if the dude in the video is a super white knight or a catty gay dude, but either way he feeding bullshit to this poor girl who’s about to change her life for the worse.  She goes from “would bang” to “would not bang” in 6:37.

5. Polish Extensions

For the halfway point, I thought I’d switch it up and go in reverse.  See what extensions can do?  Arguably this blonde goes a full point higher with six inches of added length.

4. Laura Cat Girl

Another reverse… haha just kidding.  Hair long, short or even made of gold, we’re not banging her.  Note the animal on the sweater.

3. Keira Knightley

This just proves that even a beautiful face can’t save the catastrophic effect those scissors had on her aesthetics.  Shame, she was a lovely girl.

2. Sarinja

This one broke my heart.  Look at this cute girl with her long hair.  A girl you would consider introducing to your friends with her sweet innocence and delightful head of hair.  No longer after she mutilated her head.  See the first few comments for extra hamsterism.

1. Miley Cyrus

She is a complete mess, which only serves to substantiate my fellow writer Tuthmosis’ theory.  This hilarious comparison only speaks the truth.  Simple Jack is a parody of a film within a film where Ben Stiller’s character is admonished for acting as a mental handicapped person with no redeeming qualities.  We are cautioned to “never go full retard.”  Well, Miley didn’t listen…she went full retard.

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433 thoughts on “10 Tragic Examples Of Pretty Girls Ruining Themselves With Bad Hair”

        1. I AM NOT A B**** WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE MISTER. I AM A WIFE, A MOTHER, A CAT AND DOG LOVER, A LEADER IN MY COMMUNITY, A ROLE MODEL..
          YOU ARE A MONSTER AND A RAPIST.
          THIS WEB SITE WILL BE SHUT DOWN BECAUSE OF YOUR EVIL WAYS

        3. Dear Mauron,
          Nobody needs to “watch their language ” around you. If you have a problem with the word “b*tch” then you should take it up with the women who wear that title around their necks like Olympic Gold.
          Notice the books “Why men love b*tches” and “Why men marry bitches: A woman’s guide to winning a man’s heart”. Available on Amazon:
          http://www.amazon.com/Why-Men-Love-Bitches-Relationship/dp/1580627560
          http://www.amazon.com/Why-Men-Marry-Bitches-Winning/dp/074327637X
          These are books proudly written BY bitches – FOR bitches. And because of that, You never get to have a problem with the use of the word b*tch ever again. Your husband married YOU didn’t he? So be grateful.
          Have a pleasant day.

        8. THIS IS NOT ABOUT HAIR.
          THIS IS ABOUT YOU KKK-SUPPORTING RAPISTS AND YOUR ANTI-WOMAN, ANTI-CHILD, ANTI-EQUALITY, FASCIST AGENDA….
          I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU PROSECUTED FOR YOUR CRIMES.
          HATE SPEECH IS NOT FREE SPEECH.

        9. HATE SPEECH IS NOT LEGAL.
          YOUR PEOPLE ARE ADVOCATING RAPE AND OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMEN.
          YOU ARE “RETURN OF RAPISTS” AND FOR THAT YOU WILL BE PROSECUTED.

        10. Guess what cunt? It’s called freedom of speech. This little thing called the “constitution.” We can write whatever we want so suck it.

        11. “Hate speech” is protected speech in the US. It’s just a ploy by people to silence opinions they disagree with by calling them hate speech. lol! your such a funny little retard!

        15. Three times Qunitis has supposedly banned Maureen ,yet she posts with the same account.My guess is that Roosh or Tut are parody trolling.

        16. Sorry for jumping to conclusions. But if walks like a bitch and talks like a bitch it probably is a bitch.

        20. Tells us to watch our language, I see Rosanne Barr and Jabba the Hutt every time this fat feminist troll comments.

        21. Hate speech IS protected speech. Hate speech can only be prosecuted under the ‘clear & present’ statue of justice warren’s ruling.
          Christ every goddamn american should take a 1st amendment class in order to vote. /smh

        22. Pls dear god no. My ppl are fucked up enough already without this harpy representing my kind.

        2. You don’t have a hamster, you ARE a hamster. A hamster with a Sahara cunt and a dyke husband.

        4. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT. I AM HAPPY TO WE ARE BRINGING AWARENESS ABOUT “RETURN OF RAPISTS” AND PLEASE JOIN ME AT THE EVENT I AM SPONSORING.
          THANK YOU TO WASHINGTON POST FOR BRINGING THESE KKK SUPPORTING RAPISTS TO OUR ATTENTION.
          WE WILL DEMAND AN UNCONDITIONAL APOLOGY, IMMEDIATE SHUTDOWN OF THE WEBSITE, AND NOTHING LESS FROM THIS “ROSH” RAPIST AND HIS FELLOW “RETURN OF RAPISTS.”

        5. I AM NOT A HAMSTER OR WHATEVER THAT MEANS. HAHA I GUESS YOU ARE MAKING COMMENTS LIKE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT RICHARD GERE INSERTING HAMSTERS INSIDE HIS BODILY ORIFICES.
          BUT I WON’T REDUCE MYSELF TO YOUR LEVEL YOU RAPIST AND THUG.
          WE WILL SEE WHAT YOU SAY TO THE JUDGE DURING THE DAY YOU ARE BEING SENTENCED.

        6. MY HUSBAND ADORES AND SUPPORTS ME.
          YOU WISH YOU HAD ME.
          I’M THE BEST THING HE HAS EVER HAD AND HE ALWAYS TELLS ME THIS YOU IDIOT RAPIST.

        8. I agree with that. She shows how insecure she is. She better hope her husband doesn’t discover this site.

    2. This is exactly what i was thinking. Women who cut their hair short (above shoulder) hate being women, they’d rather be men. Problably the reason these type of haircuts are so popular among feminists, lesbo’s etc.

      1. YOU ARE DISGUSTING AND VILE AND I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU DO THE PERP WALK ON THE WAY TO PRISON.

        3. NO SUPPORTING RAPE, MISOGYNY, SPREADING HATE AND FEAR IN THE HEARTS OF WOMEN. THESE ARE CRIMES.

        4. Why the fuck are you shouting? How is this supporting rape?
          Since when is “misogyny” a crime – or “spreading hate and fear in the hearts of women” for that matter?
          You really aren’t very bright, are you?

        8. This shirt is immaterial.
          I’m not wearing any pants. Film at 11.
          You have . . . our gwatitude.

        9. Slow down there butch, time to take off the helmet and rinse it out for a change. You’ll feel a lot better.

  3. Longer hair looks better on 95% of chicks (probably more). Personally, anything shorter than shoulder level should be avoided by most girls.

  5. women naturally have soft faces so when they cut it they look like little boys. really what guy wants to fool around with a justin beiber look alike….or look like him for that matter.

    1. Why, when guys are guilty of the most heinous crimes! Actually yeah, not a bad idea, could be a unisex article.

  8. It’s like one of those ASPCA or ‘save a third-world poor kid for 10 cents a day’ commercials, except the abuse and conditions here are self-inflicted.

  9. “You should do one about tattoos”
    Tattoos help me to identify “pump and dump”material and thus correct my behaviour,saving me lots of valuable time.
    Don’t even dare to speak shit about tattoos.

  10. I find chicks with short hair to usually be easier and alot more fun… I like it but that just me, I like slutty women,

    1. yup.Short hair+tattoos+history of “eat pray love” travelling=slut
      I love sluts,for a night or two.

  11. I’m a red pill bro and all but I think #2 looks way sexier w/ short hair. With long hair she is pretty but lacks sex appeal. With shorter hair I just want to bang her more. She has a beautiful face and the short hairstyle just accentuates it.

    3. I see what you’re saying and even agree somewhat – but you have to keep in mind that she’s wearing eyeliner and lipstick in the after bit. The apples to apples comparison would be her getting madeup beforehand and her hair professionally trimmed/styled without shearing length off the hair. You don’t need to cut hair short to draw more attention to the face.
      She also seems very very feminine, in demeanor and appearance, so the vast majority of women, who are not nearly as feminine, will suffer more from a short cut.

  12. Miley went full retard! ROFLMAO!!!! Truth!! Long hair always…always…ALWAYS looks better on women. Why would they want to turn the crown on their head into a jester’s cap? So sad.

  15. John Doe here, the guy who wrote a few articles for RoK. I just wanted to say one thing.
    I am sorry for being such an asshole to the American women on here. Truth be told? I hate 95 percent of Americans, both women AND MEN.
    Let’s face it, Americans in generally are very evil, shitty, stupid people. America is a satanic country and I am happy to see it collapse.
    So to all the women whose feelings I might have hurt? I don’t hate you. I hate both men and women equally. American men are also very shitty people too. American men and American women are EQUALLY shitty people. I hope you all burn in hell, both American men and women.
    And to the 5 percent of nice people who aren’t assholes? This message does not apply to you.

  17. Anne Hathaway is my best example. Absolutely fucking hideous without long hair.

    1. SHE IS MUCH LOVELIER WITH SHORT HAIR JUST LIKE ME. WE DON’T NEED OR WANT YOUR APPROVAL YOU DIRTY RAPISTS.

      1. Please shut up you’re making us women look bad . Also you can’t call someone a dirty rapist just because yoi dont like their article, You just proved the point of the original article about traits of women with short hair. If you look lovely with short hair then you own that hair but please shut up about it.

        1. I WILL REPORT YOU FOR THIS COMMENT AND YOUR THREATENING DEMEANOR. YOU ARE EVIL AND A WOMAN HATER AND YOU NEED TO BE LOCKED UP FOR GOOD.

        4. ewwww she’s going to REPORT you, omfg
          I’m sure you look like a 12 year old tranny with your short hair
          mental illness = look in the mirror to see it
          ROFL

      2. Ok saying women with long hair looks better than women with short hair=rapists…OOOkk

        1. YES AS A MATTER OF FACT IT IS.
          WE KNOW HOW TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES….IF A WOMEN DOESN’T APPEAR LIKE A BARBIE DOLL TO YOU DISGUSTING MEN, THEN YOU WANT TO RAPE HER.
          YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED

        2. “Reported” for liking long hair? Is this the Web or some bizarre Catholic school nightmare?

        3. I don’t think you understand what ‘rape’ means. If a woman has short hair, it means we DON’T see her in a sexual manner at all, usually because she looks like a teenage boy, and we don’t find that sexually-exciting. They’re completely safe from any kind of sexual-attention from us.

        4. THE NIGHTMARE THAT AWAITS YOU IS FOR BEING A MISOGYNIST RAPIST WHO SUPPORTS AN EVIL WEBSITE LIKE “RETURN OF RAPISTS.”
          YOU’RE NOT WORTHY OF CARRYING MY SOCKS.
          MY HUSBAND AGREES, JUST SO YOU KNOW

        6. “WE KNOW HOW TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES.”
          No you don’t.
          Translation: We prefer to reinterpret everything whenever it suits us instead of taking something at face value.
          The reason women don’t take something written at face value is because they themselves can’t be taken at face value.Anything that spends a lifetime covering up it’s face, age, weight can’t be taken at face value. So whenever they read something, they try to *figure out what other possible MEANING might be hidden between the lines.*
          Example:
          Text a chick: “You’re so” and nothing else.
          Don’t even finish the sentence. Let it fester in her mind.
          She will imagine EVERY POSSIBLE thing this could “mean”. She will even make it up if necessary and spend hours wondering:
          • “Was he about to compliment me?”
          • “Was he about to insult me?”
          • “Does he hate me? Does he like me?”
          • “I’m so….. what?”
          After her hamster has spun through every possible consideration, you will get a text back something like: “??”
          Then respond with “sorry not meant for you.” ….. and the process of reinterpreting everything will begin all over again. She’s not able to “read between the lines” because she can’t even read the lines right in front of her for what they are.

        7. Wait, so if she doesn’t look like a barbie doll we want to rape her? But not rape the hot chicks? That makes so much sense! What an idiot.

        8. its just a soft troll, i know old people sometimes write on the internet in capitals but ‘her’ constantly going on about making sure that we’re ‘being reported’ sounds like something a beta troll or fem/fatbot would do in order to waste a bit of time

        14. She stated clearly – The Sites Administrator. Thats Roosh.
          Guys, we are in a whole lotta trouble when Roosh gets back in a few weeks and finds out about this . I say we all get out of the country pronto to avoid prosecution for crimes against womenkind.
          I suggest Eastern Europe?

        15. Thx. But be careful how you use it.
          To be clear….. the above is really only useful to illustrate a point — or generate a response. Otherwise it doesn’t really get you anywhere with more than one use.
          There was one girl who “played hard to get”. Her responses were flaky and inconsistent. Then she came out and said “oh I’m really bad at responding.”….
          So I sent her *the unfinished text* and my phone was going off instantly every time I was pushing her away. “Not meant for you”…… “can’t you forget about it?”… “OK met me Friday in that black dress you wore that time, and we can fight about it then. ”
          Now she never gets to be lazy about getting back to you again.

        16. Somehow I disagree. I think your tactic should be used early and often. I think women should have their hamsters spun to RPMs reserved for jet engines until they realize they need to temper that furry fury of justification with some rationality. Call it what you want, call it a female rite of passage, but women need to be confronted with the absurdity their hamsters can bring them to before they reach adulthood.

        19. Oh I’m 100% with you on that! . But Zaqan was talking “using it tomorrow”… and I thought “why?” The unfinished text (specifically) worked for me to establish a reliable rapport. Early.
          If she starts to fade … so do I. It’s not really asking anything of her except the minimal amount of effort. In every other way, nuke them early and nuke them often. Hi5 to you on that.

      3. Hey Menopausal Maureen, nobody cares about your short ugly gray dyke hair. Also, nobody rapes ugly old varicose vein covered witches like you with dried up sand paper pussies. GTFO

        1. I HAVE BEEN MARRIED TO ONE MAN FOR 31 YEARS AND HE WORSHIPS THE GROUND I WALK ON. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I AM HIS PARTNER AND FRIEND IN LIFE. HE NEEDS ME. YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT BECAUSE ALL YOU NEED IN LIFE IS YOUR RAPE MANUEL.
          YOU WILL BE REPORTED TO THIS WEBSITE ADMINISTRATOR AND I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU ARE PROSECUTED

        3. “ENTERTAINING”?? DO YOU REALLY THINK SO??
          LET’S SEE HOW ENTERTAINED YOU ARE WHEN YOU ARE PUT IN PRISON FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST WOMEN.
          DON’T THINK THAT YOU CAN DO HATE SPEECH AND SUPPORT RAPE ONLINE AND BE FREE.
          THANK YOU TO THE WASHINGTON POST FOR BRINGING THIS SITE AND YOU “RETURN OF RAPISTS” TO OUR ATTENTION….
          I AM ORGANIZING AN EVENT TO DISCUSS THIS. IT WILL BE A MAJOR EVENT TO EDUCATE THE MEDIA ELITE AND PEOPLE IN LAW ENFORCEMENT ABOUT YOUR CRIMES AGAINST WOMEN.

        4. Pro tip: make sure to use ALL CAPS in the press release, and tell the law enforcement officers that you’re already happily-married so they don’t all line up to date with you.

        5. You can hit the “caps lock” key. That way when you type and post, you don’t appear to be a retard typing in all caps. Just a friendly suggestion before I get arrested and sent to life in prison for my crimes against women.

        7. Ever considered going in to comedy?
          The whole angry cunt thing isn’t really a good look for you.
          Let me set something up. I know people.

        8. I HAVE BEEN MARRIED TO ONE MAN FOR 31 YEARS AND HE WORSHIPS THE GROUND I WALK ON.

          No wonder you came to ROK to find other men.

        14. Oh mi god I havent laughed so hard in my life as I have just reading this articles comment section.

        15. You are a troll and can’t be genuine. But good job, I am amused reading. It sounds like you own an orbiter husband with no personality of his own. Also, any attorney would quickly decline such a prosecution.

        18. Oh oh. Does this mean we are all gonna be in trouble with Roosh when he gets back in a couple weeks??
          What are we gonna do guys??

        26. Why do you care so much about our opinion? If you really didn’t need our approval, then you wouldn’t care about what we think about your hair. Instead, you want to make it a crime to state our preference. A hate crime at that. How sad. You have no idea how much insight into feminine nature your response gives me.

        28. Ah yes. Witness the Fall of The American Empire.
          Keep the crowds amused
          “Bread and Vitriol”

        29. rape rape rape Manuel? Is he your gardener?
          is that your fantasy? why do you keep talking about it?
          don’t worry, you’re safe, you are too ugly

        30. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

        34. This chick also sounds like she doesn’t get laid that often, probably because she hates her supplicating husband. Don’t you know that the person who originally wrote the article on short hair is a mod?

        35. I didn’t know writing an OP about women with short hair being unattractive was rape, this is a clear cut example how feminists obfuscate rape.

      4. “YOU DIRTY RAPISTS”
        You wish…
        Capital letters = feminist calling for attention who needs to be raped…

        1. YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED TO AUTHORITIES AND YOU WILL BE SPEND YOUR REMAINING WORTHLESS DAYS IN PRISON BECAUSE OF YOUR THREATS.

      5. Maureen,
        I think you’re projecting. Nobody here is a rapist of any kind. You’re calling people “dirty rapists” because you have a terminally hungry pussy.
        Instead of insulting people who you don’t know, try this:
        – Shower at least once a week, use deodorant
        – Wax or shave your legs from time to time
        – Take care of acne, use decent make-up
        – Wear trendy, clean clothes
        – Don’t fornicate with your pets (If you do, talk with your obgyn)
        – If you’re fat, do something about that
        – Stop boozing and/or popping pills or (god forbid) illegal substances
        – Eat a healthy diet, discontinue use of junk food
        – Be polite around men and don’t insult men you find attractive
        – Try to read some classics so you have something to talk about
        And watch your dating success SOAR (and get your pussy satiated)!

        1. This Sahara Snatch has already said she’s been married for 31 years to a worshipping white knight. No more pussy talk for her. Those eggs have long dried up.

        3. That’s what happens when these bitches hit the wall. Like a fish out of water. They flip out. They can’t handle it. One day they wake up and can’t get whatever they want anymore by stomping their feet, or batting their eyelashes, or offering up their bodies, or whatever.
          Just listen to the two that call in.
          Dedicated to all the Maureens out there:

      7. shit. Just wanted to read some good comments about this article, all I see is that stupid bitch’s caps-locked posts everywhere. Maureen, you are stupid as fuck. Go to hell, and never come back, you and your half-man husband.

      9. Then why did you post here Sunshine? I will tell you why. You desperately seek approval from men and nothing is more painful than the generalized disapproval you see in this article. It strikes right to your core because it touches on one of the worst decisions you have ever made, cutting your hair short. You may have done it because you thought it would look good, you may have done it because you needed change, or you more than likely did it because you thought it would make you look younger. Whatever the reason, you now realize that the decision was terrible and this reminder infuriates you because it invalidates the lie that you tell yourself when you say you “look lovelier” with short hair.
        Fuck you for calling my brothers rapists. You don’t belong here and you will never be needed here. Leave.

    2. Also appeared on a TV talk show in a see-through blouse, then got angry at the host for looking. Anyone remember the details on this? More evidence of the histrionics of short-haired women.

        1. Then please, oh please, explain the point of wearing a see through blouse if not to invite looks?

      3. why did you have to use “it” and “tranny” there are so many better not dumb nouns

    4. SHE IS BEAUTIFUL ON THE INSIDE….
      I SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO RAPE WOMEN WITH LONG HAIR SO YOU CAN CONTROL THEM??? ISN’T THAT WHY??????????????
      ADMIT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    7. She looks way more natural with short hair…
      Face is less shiny, face the normal colours of a human being and just in general naturally beautiful without the need of really shiny makeup 🙂

  21. I HAVE SHORT HAIR AND I’M A LOVELY HAPPY 52 YEAR “YOUNG” WOMAN AND YOU WOULD LINE UP ALL OF YOU FOR A DATE WITH ME BUT I HAVE HAPPILY MARRIED AND MY HUSBAND HATES YOU AS MUCH AS I DO.

    1. Your white knight beta husband hates your short hair as much as you hate this article. He’s just not man enough to tell you, sweetie.

    2. Bitch please, you’re 4 times over the expiration date.
      How could a man be happy with you?

    4. STFU 52 year old as fuck Menopausal Maureen. Your wrinkles and old lady saggy tits are not fucking hot. You are an old hag.

    6. Interesting how you feel the need to qualify yourself to a bunch of random strangers on the internet that you will never meet in real life. Are you really that desperate for male attention?

      1. I think its very hard for these females to deal with because it is not something they would experience in real life. In their sheltered, safe little worlds their short hairstyles are “trendy”, “playful” and “spunky”.
        When women are confronted by things they dont wish to hear – and cant get revenge via a White Knight bootlicker, Human Resources or the Law / Courts – well, you see the type of embarrassing hissy-fits they are prone to every day here on this site.
        This comment above is coming from a self-proclaimed 52 year old woman I might add.
        Something one might expect from a 7 year old.

        1. It’s called ‘Narcissistic Fury’. Look It up. Explains the standard all caps reactions we get on this site. Maureen is unaware of her own toxic pathology, yet, if asked, would think she’s a ‘good person’. The desire to punish is paramount because it negates the threat to her precious self image bubble.
          Failing that, she’ll eat a quart of Hagen-Daaz.

    7. AND MY HUSBAND HATES YOU AS MUCH AS I DO.
      Because you told him to, and he’s a little whipped bitch.

      1. More likely he’s reading the paper as she’s ranting from the computer: “OH THESE DIRTY RAPISTS AND THEIR MANUELS (SIC)!”
        He says “That’s nice dear,” without looking up.

    8. Anyone else here think this is one of the male regulars here, impersonating a stereotypical nutbag older woman? Too on-the-nose, brother.

    10. My current girlfriend is 25 years younger than me, and has long hair that flows down her shoulders and chest. The ends curve softly around the edges of her breasts, one of those little touches that enhances her soft femininity and fires up this old dog into wanting to fight a crusade for her beauty.
      So, thank you for the offer, but I can’t honestly say I’m interested in a date with someone older than me.

    11. “AND MY HUSBAND HATES YOU AS MUCH AS I DO”
      Of course he does. He’s going to have to hear your bitching for days.

    13. Show us a photo of yourself, Maureen. That’s what is asked here from women, so we can decide if we find you attractive or not – that’s not your’s to decide.

  23. Hell, as long as she’s thin and not covered in tatts, I’ll do a short haired chick. It’s not like I’m investing anything more than a quick one into her…….

  24. Let’s propose names for short-haired chicks.
    How about Baldy? Or Dogechick? mor stubl. such Biebhair. so win. wow.

  26. The first video was as tragic as watching facebook’s IPO. At least they had the courtesy to speed up the footage… but something tells me that chick watched the whole thing in slow motion because she wanted to see herself cry. To verify this, there are 25,922 views and only 2 comments in 3 months – which proves:
    1. Nobody gives a fuck.
    2. She watched her own haircut more than +25000 times.
    3. Not ONE comment telling her it’s an improvement.
    (1 fag said he likes women with short hair. But didn’t say a thing about HER.)
    WTF does that tell you?
    Their need / desire to FILM the “event” (and the tears on the girl in the first video) is evidence enough. Deep in their hearts, they KNOW it’s a tragedy and a VERY big deal. They believe they are doing something radical – if not, unacceptable – even by their own standards.
    Like a wedding or menopause, uploading a fucking haircut to youtube is a gross emotional masturbation ritual for a woman. But it isn’t enough to drag 465 of her Facebook “friends” into her drama… she needs to take it public.
    Some guys have done that. Shaving a long beard after 2 years, or growing his hair long and shaving it off again……. but not a single one of them started balling. If arms grew back, baby women would cut theirs off just to avoid doing homework and upload the event to generate “likes”.
    If something you’re about to do makes you CRY, why the fuck are you doing it? Yeah I’m talking about you, Lindsay Lohan. Stay out of the courtroom and prison. Your mascara is running.
    A GF once had long hair and she had about 3 inches cut off. Ho boy! You wouldn’t believe the assault on my well-being that followed.
    “I can’t believe you didn’t notice!”
    Is that why you did it? So I would NOTICE? Save your money forfucksake. She cuts 3 out of 20 inches because “the ends are annoying” to her….. but the goddam drama she creates out of someone not noticing makes me want to throw $200 at her to shut the fuck up. It still wouldn’t work! You could pay her $200 to cut her “annoying ends” off and stop talking about them…. and now “that’s no longer the point because you’re being emotionally abusive”.
    We notice when a new building is going up.
    We notice when gas drops 50 cents.
    We notice when BMW comes out with a new model.
    And we notice when women stop talking.
    But 3 inches of split ends to a woman is like a 100-story skyscraper. When in the history of fuck did a woman ever say “Is that the new 2014 Mercedes ASL?” She could get hit by one on the way home from the hairdresser, and still not notice.
    If it wasn’t for the 3 inches of tongue falling out of her face, I wouldn’t even notice the difference between Justina Beaver and Miley Syphilis. And I know I’m not alone. On Miley’s 36th birthday, I’ll be hosting a rooftop BBQ for the Kings. Blasting music by Pink Floyd. “The Wall”. Every one of you motherfuckers is invited.

  27. I HEREBY CALL UPON THIS WEBSITE ADMINISTRATOR AND ALL THOSE WHO ARE RESPONSIBLE:
    REMOVE THIS CONTENT OR FACE THE LEGAL CONSEQUENCES…
    YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
    THE WASHINGTON POST HAS FURTHER RAISED AWARENESS ABOUT YOUR SUPPORT FOR THE KKK AND OTHER HATE GROUPS AND WE WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOU ARE PROSECUTED AND IMPRISONED FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST
    WOMEN, CHILDREN, AND THE OPPRESSED.

    1. The Washington Post article was a female writer with an ugly haircut abusing her position of power to try and punish someone who offended her ego by equating a dislike for short hair with groups who advocate lynching and terrorism.
      Toxic femininity in action: hysterical over-reaction, and being selective with the truth to get her way.

        1. Are you defending the KKK, Dougie?
          And slander is wrong, which is why I think Roosh and Forney should look into a lawsuit.

        2. If you think defending free speech is defending the KKK, then I am 100% defending the KKK, while you are calling for censorship.
          If an individual has committed unjust violence or advocates unjust violence, then I am 100% opposed to it.
          Please tell me which individual called for acts of unjust violence, so we can talk specifics and not use scare words like “KKK!!!”

    2. Stop bullying.
      Your loud threats and vile language (“YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED”, “WE WILL NOT REST”, etc.) are clearly the words of a hateful extremist.
      If only you valued free speech and artistic expression as much as Roosh does, then you wouldn’t be resorting to your threats of violence and censorship.
      RoK stands up to bullies like you, it does not submit to you.

  28. Jennifer Lawrence also looks bad with short hair. It ages her by at least 10 years.
    She isn’t hot but definitely very bangable with long hair.

    1. She looks 20’s with long hair, early 30’s with short hair. It’s her choice if she wants to waste her peak years of her beauty looking post-wall.

    1. Women lack empathy for men.
      Basically, if you pointed the hypocrisy out to them, they’d say: “OMG, it’s not the same thing!”

      1. …. and BANG! she just created a “double standard”
        Women complain endlessly about “double standards” but they personally cultivate them.
        SHE: “OMG its not the same thing!!!”
        HIM: “Then you’re not fucking “equal” to me so you never get to use the word “equality” in a sentence around me ever again.”
        Now she just fucked herself.

        1. there’s plenty more of that all over the internet: http://winterswinters.wordpress.com/2013/12/01/hooray-its-time-to-shave-your-stupid-ugly-mustache/
          http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-guide-to-the-modern-moustache/
          can you believe the public outrage if similar articles were written about women cutting their hair?
          oh wait, that has just happened…
          and a bonus link to portray how girls are not shallow, but deep and lovely little snowflakes: https://twitter.com/expsnghghtsm

        2. The last link I am well aware of. Rub it in the face of any cunt who even starts crying one iota of sexism / discrimination / NAWALT bullshit.

        4. “Can you believe the public outrage if similar articles were written about women cutting their hair?”
          Well that’s a bit ironic considering the article these comments belong to…

        5. She said that? She’s under 6 feet herself.
          Like a Nazi calling for the extermination of the Nazis.

    3. OMG! PATRIARCHY! HOW DARE YOU OPPRESS MY FREEZ PEACHES!!! YOU CAN’T TAKE STRONG OPINIONATED WOMYNZ OPINION!

  31. RETURN OF RAPISTS…..
    NOTE: HATE SPEECH IS ILLEGAL. YOU WILL BE PROSECUTED TO FULL EXTENT OF LAW. MY COUSIN IS A POLICE OFFICER IN AMHERST COUNTY AND HE WILL BE NOTIFIED, IN WRITING, OF YOUR CRIMES.

      1. Dear Washington Post,
        We’re sorry we didn’t think your hairdos were cute and sassy rather than ugly and dykey.
        Yours truly,
        All Heterosexual Men Who Know They Can Do Better

      2. While on the Washington Post you will find an article that debunks the pay wage gap myth. I suggest you look it up. Other than that I would never apologize to that propaganda machine of a state run newspaper for anything, ever.

    4. Thanks for the good laughs tonight. You really got these guys making good jokes. I love it! Try threatening taking it higher next time, perhaps to the U.S. Attorneys Office, Civil Rights Division. They will jump all over your case.

        3. If women hate men because of our articles, and swear of dating for a while, they’re more likely to devote themselves to their careers, earning tax, (or accumulating student debt). They’re also less likely to get knocked up and require welfare and health care from the government, or take time off from their taxable careers to have babies. The lack of a man in their life also keeps them reliant on the government for protection, so they’re more favourable towards it. It’s win-win all around for the powers that be.
          ROK: good for the economy, good for the government.

  32. Is anyone here an expert on body language? I would love a thorough breakdown of #2… saying she ‘really (x5) loves it,’ but somehow my untrained eye perceives she’s on the verge of tears.

  34. Fat chicks, and chicks with short hair are huge turn offs for me. I suppose we all have our own tastes, but a chick with a fuckin crew cut or a God dam flat top is ugly ugly ugly in my opinion. And seeing as much as I love love love women, that says alot coming from me.

  35. I think it’s not so black and white as you made it. Some women (a very small percentage) do look better with short hair. Not every girl has the jaw structure or facial features for it. You have to be already really feminine to still look feminine and attractive with a pixie cut. It also allows a woman to wear more feminine clothes and makeup without it being overbearingly girly.
    Now, not all women cut their hair because they’re making a statement. Quite a few women have very bad damage from heat or coloring and have no choice but to cut it off and start over (like one of the girls in the vids posted. She was probably really upset about cutting her hair and telling everyone she loves it is her way of trying to convince herself that she’s still beautiful without her hair. I guarantee you she will grow out her hair again). Other women have very fine hair and the longer it is the thinner it looks.
    Anway, for what it’s worth I used to admire red pillers cause they seemed to be rational men but articles like these and behavior like what I see in the comments hurts your image and cause. This is the reason why the red pill gets such a bad rep. There’s a way to tell the harsh and often necesary truth without being a douche about it. This is the wrong way. When I started reading up on the red pill it was about how men and women are different but each have strengths and weaknesses. It was about how women don’t always tell the truth about how they like to be treated so the red pill was there to help clarifiy things. It was about improving yourself mentally and physically to be the best you can be and to be confident. All I see here is articles written to gain views and piss people off. Articles about how to treat women like dirt while getting laid. It’s really quite pathetic.

      1. Yeah she really should. Then she can go read articles about how to treat men like dirt while getting laid.

    3. “You have to be already really feminine to still look feminine and attractive with a pixie cut.”
      All women want to believe they possess that top tier of feminine beauty where they can ‘pull it off’ i.e. look desirable despite having lost one of their main signifiers of the femininity. Why take the chance?
      Girly isn’t ‘overbearing’. It’s damn sexy. Don’t listen to unattractive women who want to sabotage your potential happiness by claiming to have simple pleasures and responding to life with wonder and joy makes you ‘weak’. It’s the privilege of your sex. No man will ever criticise you for needing a strong man. Other women will, because they know you will then command attention from men offering to be your strength, and they might miss out. Women will congratulate you for ‘not needing a man’. Men will keep looking for one who does, to let his cultivated strength be of use. We want to be heroes.
      Let me watch you pick flowers in the field and see the shadow of your legs as you twirl in the sunlight in your sundress. It allows me to be the watchful Knight guarding over you to keep away the wolves. My strength allows you to have not a care in the world, and if you should fall over, then I’m strong enough to lift you in my arms and carry you home.
      This isn’t White Knighting. Those men are too weak and needy to offer the silent strength that truly liberates a woman from fear. This is simply fulfilling our natural roles. Most likely you’d say I don’t talk about my feelings enough, or ask me what I’m thinking when you see me set steely-eyed with a determined jaw. You don’t need to be insecure. The guard is on watch. Take off your shoes, take our children in hand, and run through the grass with them, and live in the moment. That’s what will attract a masculine protector, not snark, stressful careers, the acquisition of beautiful useless trinkets to impress your friends, and boyish haircuts.

    4. “Articles about how to treat women like dirt while getting laid …”
      Women are the ones who treat men (and society in general) like dirt.
      You are either a Feminist Woman or a Beta chicken…

    1. You must be confused. “Misogyny” is “hatred” of women.
      We don’t hate women. We LOVE women.
      There is no better place to deposit sperm.
      A man would never be willing to throw his junk into something he “hates”. That’s a guarantee.

    2. In Simon Bates’ universe, you can’t hold an opinion on beauty unless it lines up with his/her own opinion on beauty, and when it doesn’t he/she accuses you of hatred of women.
      Fantastic mental flexibility you have there, apparently intolerance of the opinions of others is your form of tolerance.

      1. I’m very tolerant of anyones haircut! but not the misanthropic tone of this website and many of the comments!

        2. I’m pretty sure ‘he’ is a chick in drag. Which doesn’t do much for the “We don’t wish we were men!” argument.

        4. There’s your mental flexibility again, changing the subject to haircuts instead of the opinions of others. See, you accused the regulars here of hatred of women for disliking short hairstyles on women. You decided that their opinion constituted hatred. Then when I confronted you with your insanity, you moved the goalposts. You decided that instead of accusing you of hating other people just for their freely held opinions, I was rather accusing you of simply disliking certain hairstyles. You pretended you weren’t actually behaving as a prejudiced individual and instead were a tolerant individual because you “tolerate” all hairstyles. You masked your own evil with absurdity.

    3. Are you sure your name isn’t “Simone”?
      Are you saying you prefer girls with pixie cuts that look like boys?
      You need to get a dictionary, after you carefully remove the butt plug. This is far from misogyny.

      1. I will sit on my ‘butt plug’ for a little longer! Judging Women by haircut is one BIG misogyny!

        1. So you have no sexual preferences towards men? How do you filter out the creeps, or do you fuck everyone who asks? If you do say no, you’re basing it on *some* personal quality about them, so is that one BIG misandry?

        2. Nope! I hate all male environs! Some of the women I’ve ‘fucked’ are still good friends and a couple are best friends!
          I’m just an old fashioned modern gentleman!?

        7. I hate all ‘only’ male environs!

          Do you also hate all ‘only’ female environs? Because I can assure you the feminist movement is rather keen on propagating them, while calling them ‘safe spaces’.

        2. The fedora is a city woman’s hat. A man wearing one is by default metrosexual.
          It isn’t helped that the fedora came back into pseudo fashion by metrosexual, hipster douchebags wearing them ironically.
          Here is a fedora, billed at the site as a Bogart hat:
          http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=2098740
          Here is Bogart:
          http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p163/GCR5/MISC/casablanca2.jpg
          The hat has been reshaped to remove fedora elements and add working man elements. The crudeness with which it has been reshaped adds to the effect. It is clear that he isn’t in any way wearing it to be fashionable. It’s just another article of clothing.
          The Indiana Jones hat is called a fedora these days, but it isn’t. It is a drover’s/outback hat, a working man’s hat, with fedora elements (the ribbon in place of an actual hat band) added to it to spiff it up a bit.
          A working man’s hat with citified elements is called a tycoon, because it was a style adopted by ranch owners who were as likely to be doing business in the city as they were to be tending the ranch.

        3. Ok. Well the ‘fedora’ i wear occasionally used to belong to my Grandfather. He bought it in the early 60’s, so yeah, it ain’t no ‘metrosexual’ hat i can assure you 🙂

    5. Men who hate women would never be on sites like this. You will never see a pimp complaining about how women are on a website. Those men simply get what they want from women and discard them like a used napkin when the time comes. Complaining about them serves no purpose. In fact, they probably appreciate the decline in their principles and morality.

    6. WTF is this Fedora doing here?! This is a Feminist Space. Leave now or RAPE CULTURE!

  38. Of all the other celebrities who have chopped their hair off recently (Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Hudson, the chick from Harry Potter), why ridicule a 10 year old girl in #8?

  40. God damnit ROK. I love your site, but ya’ll getting caught up in petty shit makes me wonder. We get it; war with men vs. women with short hair. Move on and don’t stoop to their level. Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

    1. This isn’t petty. This is a major cultural epidemic. No doubt about it. And godammit if women are going print “man-up-and-marry-me” articles… they had better expect a level 10 man-tornado in response.
      Thousands of op-eds on “how to date a single mother”….”how to date a feminist”… “50 reasons to sign a life contract to my over-the-hill expired slut ass”… and it’s unreasonable for men to say leave your hair long or you can forget it?
      Sit back and get comfortable.
      You ain’t seen NOTHING yet.

      3. These women are unbelievable clowns. I was looking at some of the articles and comments on one of their sites called The Frisky or something like that.
        People like that really exist out there?

  42. I just noticed this post. I can’t help but see this it as an attempt by the author to try and hop on the bandwagon of the recent short hair controversy. I agree that short hair is unattractive. But how many times are you gonna keep poking the same old dead horse. It just seems like a desperate attempt to get your name involved in the controversy.

    1. I think we should beat the wardrums about short hair until women stop having short hair.

    2. That horse is far from dead old or with the full mane. She keeps nighing no matter how many times we shoot it.

  43. Women judge men far more harshly by their looks unless there is money involved yet we aren’t meant to judge women for short hair cuts that generally don’t suit? Fuck that! A woman can always regrow her hair.
    I fucked a chick with a shaved head when i went through a semi-goth phase in the late 90s but she had a great looking face and was hyper sexual. She still looked much better with long hair though.
    I have only met a handful of girls in my 35 years on this planet that didn’t look much worse with short hair. Why should i lie about it? Doesn’t mean i would avoid every woman with short hair but since i rarely attract more than a 6 when I’m not overseas or putting in much effort, I am not checking for girls with short hair.

  44. Guys, please stop responding to “Maureen.” I realize butthurt feminists can be almost unbelievably shrill and illogical, but Maureen is an obvious troll and “she” is making it look easy.

  45. Beyonce looks good in any hair cut. You guys are just hating on her. Not all short hair cuts look bad in my opinion. Rihanna looks good with short hair as well. BTW I am not a girl, I just literally don’t see anything wrong with short hair on SOME females.

    1. Beyonce looks good with short hair?
      Then why the fuck has she been wearing long wigs in public ever since.
      That’s not a question.
      Rhianna looks good with short hair as long as you’re blowing clouds. T would make Anne Hathaway look good too.

  46. Is this all RoK has to offer now? The same “short hair” article reworked? Its been done here, move and and provide something fresh.

    1. You are kinda slow arent ya?
      It was satire. Its not real.
      A bit of comedic relief on the w/e.

    2. actually, the strange thing is it’s still working. wouldn’t have thought it would. after buttons get pressed, they usually have a refractory period. anyone have any ideas as to why this particular angle keeps going?
      agreed on the something fresh, but not providing any myself, i won’t make that request.

  48. Fat shaming week was a wonderful success.
    I’m loving the lead-up to hair shaming month. Bring it!
    I’m wondering if these crazy cunts (like Maureen, fuck what a laugh! I damn near sprained something while reading her brand of batshit crazy) will ever realise that on a meta-level, both fat-shaming and hair-shaming are the most compassionate things that anyone on this planet will ever do for them.
    Go ahead and hate my ass bitch. I have more compassion in my little toenail while mocking your behaviour than you will truly experience throughout your entire life.

  49. I think ROK being obsessed with hair length is bordering on ridiculous. What are we hairstylists now? Shouldn’t we be focusing on much greater physical signs of psychological trauma ie: Plastic Surgery? Hair can be grown back out, but women get seriously addicted to morphing their physical looks with synthetic parts and continue it as time does it’s natural detriment to the body.

    1. The hair is just the start…
      The hair can be growned back, but it takes years, so… it is especially damaging if we figure in how easy it is to do, and every year in a young woman life is super critical. Just imagine she waste 2 -3 years during her peak SMV years with short hair. Those years are never coming back.

      1. You act like it’s a woman’s job during those years just to sit around and look pretty for men. Got news for you – women are people too, and they don’t exist for the sole purpose of attracting men.
        And the idea that women need to do everything they can and focus all their energy into locking in a guy before 25, or 30, or whatever age is ridiculous as well – not that you’ll ever understand, but most women don’t want a guy who wants her only for her appearance. What kind of a relationship is that?
        She’s not *wasting* years of her life by being overweight, having short hair, etc. She’s not a “waste” just because she’s less attractive to some men during that time. She’s still living, breathing, and experiencing life. The idea that a woman is wasting her life just because she doesn’t look a certain way for men is one held by ignorant people who don’t understand that women are human beings, and there is more to them than trying to maximize value on a meat market for men.
        I’ve actually specifically started to dress down (hair up, glasses, sweats) to avoid superficial men. And I’ve found that the quantity of interested men has gone down, but the quality has gone way up – I’m filtering out the undesirables like the ones on this site.

  52. Beyonce,
    I am powerful and independent….marries Jay-z.
    Even Beyonce married up. Funny how women fall in love with a man with higher social status 90%+ of the time.

  53. In the great words of the prophet Tuthmosis:
    the US would have some of the world’s hottest chicks if a massive famine were to strike. bitches would not think twice about their hair.The sheer diversity has created a massive pool of ingredients and potential permutations. If dudes stopped putting up with all the bullshit overnight–and lay down the necessary regulations and correctives–we could revamp them from the inside too.
    Will it happen? No.

  55. I cant believe Ive been saying this for years and got berated by a bunch of girls over that time for demanding long hair. I wish I had had the comeback that I have now: “I think a guy knows what makes a girl attractive better than a girl”.

  56. I really think all RoK is saying is to all you women out there is that because of your diets, your lifestyles, the government and workplace that mandates and gets you preferential treatment at your job; that you really are starting to look, act, and talk like men.
    Please dont change one of the few things that actually differentiates you from us men.

  57. The ones I actually though attractive beforehand eg. “Sarinja”, I would still rather than fake-looking ones like “Polish extensions”. Maybe I’m a suppressed homosexual, but to me a nice face trumps long hair, even though the girl looks better with longer hair.

  58. some ideas for future posts to explode more hamster heads:
    -feminism is a cancer of our society
    -why girls with tattoos are skanky sluts
    -how to pump and dump a feminist with extreme prejudice
    -why I only have to beat my bitch once a day
    etc etc anything to get the feminazis riled up, as the more outraged they get, the more RoK and red pill men win because some men will click through and read, and then take the red pill themselves. even if it is only 1% of the new uniques coming here.
    Tuthmosis has probably served the red pill to more men in the last 3 months than anyone in manosphere history
    I sense the tide is turning out there, peak feminism has passed, now we men need to step up our counter attacks

    1. won’t work with those ideas. you have to pick something that these banana-ville people take stock in as being the new feminine salvation, and is a lie they know is a lie being used to cover up inadequacy. since banana people are so because of a hollowness inside, they need facades not to be burned down, and then they’ll react with silicon-melting furry. not an admirable act to engage in, but definitely entertaining from time to time.
      it has to be something that they declare their new hope for acceptance and is also clearly just other women cutting down the competition. tattoos aren’t sold as signs of class, feminists aren’t the new hope for attracting men, etc. the beating bitches isn’t even relevant here; that’s for you, not for them. pick something for them that they think increases their innocence/marriage-worth when it clearly doesn’t, then show the truth that it doesn’t. it’s a simple process really, but you have to start right and do it with skill.
      it’s all reactionary, trolling the trolls: push a button they care about. just stay focused on the mission while you’re at it, otherwise you’ll loose one audience and gain them instead. arguably counterproductive.

      1. anything is good, as long as it pushes their buttons – because they all have social media, and some guys will see/hear about it, and some percentage of those will take the red pill – it’s a win/win for us, the more MSM outrage generated, the more they get infuriated, the better for us
        the more page views this site gets, the faster it moves up on Google and Alexa rankings etc – snowball effect in action
        RoK being the most hated site on the internet = winning

        1. you are correct. my aspiration for purpose and fear of loosing ROK interfered with my assessment. i’ve seen too many communities diluted to death by expansion, the september that never ended, etc. it can’t be stopped, so lets make the best use of it while we can.

  59. Please keep posting these articles with SFW images. I read them all to my beautiful 8-year-old daughter. She has wavy brown hair long enough to sit on when it’s not braided, but she keeps saying it’s too much trouble. Mommy has offered to cut it, so I do all the washing, combing, and braiding.

  61. A close family member got a haircut recently, not a pixie cut, but removed it from her shoulders up to her head. Being the only honest one, I told her off directly for it in front of a large group, but so many women lying to her, she thinks she is fine. Most of the men in her life lie to her as well, or keep to jokes about getting it chewed off by her rabbit. After I asked her father, he sighed at the hairstyle, and said, “I’m not you, I don’t tell her to her face.” Prefer the fantasy gals.

  63. You’re a mysogynistic prick. Where’s your picture?
    Oh look. It all depends on the picture. Asshole.

    1. You want to see a picture of an asshole? Why? If you want to see a picture of an asshole, just do a Google image search. Done.

  64. I almost defecated in my pants from laughter after seeing the Miley photo!
    As far as #5 goes…
    Depending on the head shape, a medium length hair could be more attractive than standard long hair. Short hair and boy cuts are never good in my book, but medium hair works on a select amount of women.
    Regarding #10…
    I could see locking someone like that down in comparison to a fixer-upper house. Girls hardly ever go full buzz (even the crazy ones). When they do, it is usually to donate hair to make wigs for children with cancer. If that is the circumstance at hand, then maybe you have a steal. Good, selfless intentions plus a temporarily lowered attraction rating may turn out very well in the long run as an investment. Something to thing about. Obviously, this is very situational.

  65. I’ve never seen so many sheltered, terribly uneducated children attempting to wax intellectual on subjects they have little to no knowledge of. It’s like someone sounded a dog whistle only retarded people can hear. I do hope you enjoy progressively making each other more simple-minded.

      1. How adorable, she thinks if she uses big words she is “clever”! Too cute indeed.

        1. I think it’s another evidence of lack of restraint in feminist women. Uncontrollable verbal diarrhea. Some of them actually admit being bitchy because they are not getting laid. It’s a catch 22.

        2. If they would realize how childish and annoying they are. They should be ashamed acting like this. And they want us to respect them.
          Respect have to be earned.

        4. While I think we can all say that insults are not necessarily the best way to make your point.
          Despite this, I think it would honestly do you guys some good to try to relate to the female gender a bit.
          Think about why someone would write an article like this and what they are doing. Time and time again, writers on this website claim that women use short hair to spite men without having any real proof to back up that particular idea. There are hardly any personal anecdotes, even. One could consider personal anecdotes to be at the bottom of the barrel when it comes to proving a point.
          I have a theory, do you know how long it takes to wash long hair? How painful the process is of keeping long hair? Yes, some women have long hair, some have long hair to impress men. In western culture especially, you guys are definitely right about women not caring very often about what men think. At least not enough to spend so much time working on their appearances. I personally don’t see what’s wrong with that. Long hair is a lot of work, short hair isn’t nearly as bad. Maybe there are a few women out there who do it to spite men, but I honestly don’t see why. How does a woman’s haircut even affect a man?
          Also, keep in mind that the women who do want to impress men, do a lot of things that writers on here would consider “slutty”. As well, not all women are constantly seeking a male’s approval specifically. Humans as a species seek social support, but support from your friends can be equally fufilling.
          There’s nothing wrong with people not being attracted to girls with short hair, you gotta do you, I get that. Understand that it works the same way for women. You would be quite upset too, if women were trying to coerce you into looking a certain way. In fact, if I recall, that’s what this site is mostly about isn’t it?
          Allow me to explain something really quickly about feminists. There are about as many feminists out there who want to strap men down and take full control of society as there are men who think that’s what the feminism movement strives for.
          Now, I understand that around here, it’s popular to desire full control over everything as a male demographic. That IS what feminism fights against. There will always be stupid women doing stupid things, but stupid men do stupid things. We’re pretty much the same as women with ALMOST a different set of problems. Sure men are usually physically stronger and bigger than women, and yes, women are smaller and generally have a higher fat ratio than males. When has that stopped us in our new culture. We don’t send the men out to hunt because they’re more efficient and we save time by getting women to stay at home. Women are traditional child-bearers and form special bonds with their children, but many males now want to fully partake in their kid’s development. Yeah, feminists dislike gender roles, but mostly because they realise how pointless they have become. I promise everyone, the feminists who have really thought about it, don’t want to control you guys. The people that want to do that are called extremists, and they annoy feminists about just as much as how often they feel they need to defend their cause from attack. You see, extremists of anything often cloud true intention, so now a lot of people think feminism is the ultimate evil when truly, they just want to work it out.

        7. sometimes we have to get angry when our opinions arent validated, i admit lots of people get angrier than other but at the same time different people have different experiences

        8. this rant has a lot of good points,and i think what many people arent realizing that the REAL deifinition of Feminism, (look it up) means females who simply want to be equal to everyone around them, People are people, some suck,some are great. some you like, and some you dont. But to dislike someone or insult them specifically becaus eof their gender is wrong and is what needs ot b stopped. Many self proclaimed feminists arent really feminists, some misandrists ( claiming women are better than men) call themselves feminists, those are the women who have gotten called the term feminazis. They are wrongly under the feminest label, which is equality

        9. High-five, brother or sister or person in general! I appreciate your assertive and not aggressive approach as well as your points!

        10. I’m pretty sure that’s people in general. Again, I agree with Georgeisabass. I’m pretty sure the point of the comments section is to converse about the article, and since this person felt so strongly, they can say what they think. I mean, they never even specified whether or not they are a woman either, but if they did, it shouldn’t really matter. Everyone gets angry sometimes. For what it’s worth, I’ve seen a lot of people of all genders, sexual orientations, races, religions (etc.) get very angry when they disagree with something strongly. It’s just passion. You can always count on passion, I can see a lot of you have passion yourselves.

        11. Monsieur Molnie, I believe what you’re saying sometimes apply to a lot of women. Believe me, I find a lot of women really (and by really, I mean extremely) annoying (myself included sometimes, because self-reflection is a thing we should do one a regular basis to prevent the rise of murder-thugs).
          1. How do you know Guest is even a lady? I mean, it’s really hard to tell. As well, he/she doesn’t actually specify anything about gender at all, let alone her/his own gender.
          2. There are a lot of people in general who don’t deserve respect. Men, women, whatever. People are shitty sometimes or most of the time or really whenever they feel like it.
          3. I don’t think it’s good to use comments on the internet to form supposedly well-validated opinions about whether or not a demographic as a whole should be respected. If I were to do that on this website, I would be lesbian fo sho.
          4. Yeah I already know you didn’t specify gender in your comment but you were going off the cis boi’s comment and I can kind of rely on the fact that you’re talking about women.
          5. I already know that a lot of people are probably thinking about my apparent lack of life. Yes, I’m a bored freaking teenager, but do you know what? – I think this site is pretty cool. While there’s a lot of things on this website that I disagree with, there are a lot of things that are written with the express purpose of improving people’s lives and don’t propagate any negativity. Also, it’s a great personal outlet to converse about controversial topics with people to get a feel for what it’s like, even though this website would be considered an inaccurate sample to represent the world as a whole. Writing and conversing is always really a form of personal expression and it’s great to get your ideas off your chest, even when the mass majority wholly disagrees.
          With the smiles, people. You guys aren’t that bad, you just write messed up things on the internet sometimes and I think everyone does that at this point.

    2. A woman pretending be an authority on maturity and intelligence?
      That’s a joke without a punchline.

        1. Why? I thought about it already. They are the sex that VOTES to not be accountable for their own actions. They are the sex that expects OTHER people to pay for their mistakes.
          Rethink that.

        3. A couple? Women get together and VOTE to make & keep paternity fraud LEGAL in all 50 states and Canadian Provinces. That’s right. They think it should be LEGAL to collect 216 monthly payments from a NON-father of her bastard womb turds… else they think he belongs in prison…. even when everyone KNOWS he’s not the father.

          Why do women do this? Because they have no moral compass. And even when they are BUSTED, they think this is their “right”…. and they expect MEN to pay for women’s mistakes.
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J14rIt0np0

          ———
          Satisfied???
          Excellent. Rethink that. And challenge me next time.

        4. If you think that three youtube videos can account for the entire female gender of a species that includes over 7 billion people, you have much more significant problems on your hands. Not problems that have to do with anyone but you, just your own hands. No one else’s.

        5. That’s intellectually dishonest. 3 Youtube videos answered the asker’s question….. and if you want to see infinitely more of it, just look at the legal system.
          DNA test results reveal up to 30% – THAT’S 30% – of ALL AMERICAN BABIES don’t have the biological father they think they do. You have a 10-30% chance your father isn’t even YOURS.
          So, If you’re going to behave like a complete fucking retard, don’t even BOTHER asking the question.

        6. I actually didn’t ask anything, I was stating a point. My point has absolutely nothing to do with the prompting question either. It simply has to do with the fact that while you did satisfy the question with your examples, you continue to generalize a large amount of people. Instead of referring to this problem as being caused by “women” you should refrain from generalizing such a huge group. You claim that women have no moral compass. If you really want to prove that all women have no moral compass, you’re going to need an example for every woman on earth. Therefore, rephrase or I’m going to look for a few billion examples to explain how women are always so immoral.

        7. That’s right. If you want to learn anything in life YOU MUST generalize. Here is an easy on generalizations for the intellectual morons who pretend “you can’t generalize”.
          http://no-maam.blogspot.com/2012/04/on-generalizations.html
          And while I have you here, if I had “generalized” and said ” ALL women are perfect , beautiful and they can do no wrong”…. you wouldn’t stop and correct me, type a few paragraphs, and tell me not to generalize – even though it couldn’t POSSIBLY be true.
          Yet I present an ACCURATE generalization exposing the TRUE nature of MOST women.. and you have problem with it. Gee I wonder why.
          So it’s not the “generalization” you have a problem with. It’s the fact that it didn’t include female worship. The generalization isn’t actually the problem… it’s YOUR INTELLECTUAL DISHONESTY AND HYPOCRISY that is the problem.

        8. Oh you definitely can generalize. It’s just such an easy and primal solution to things. It’s an instinctual attribute that you can use, by all means, you’ll just look really stupid.
          “Googah, googah ooga, all women are conspiring against men and are horrible hypocrites.”
          To be honest, if you want to generalize it would be more accurate to say that people are conspiring against people and are horrible hypocrites. At least then it doesn’t single out just around half of such a big group. I mean, I’d be lying if I said there isn’t competition in the world.
          Now that I think about it, if you really want to get started, you should just go ahead and say that all living creatures are extremely competitive and conspire against each other. You know, natural selection and evolution and stuff (because I know you guys love that stuff just so much).

        9. Oh, you must have edited that while I was writing my comment.
          I know what you’re saying I guess. Generalizations can be helpful, and I was mostly trying to razz you, as I have clearly done fairly well. It’s just you seem to want to exclude men from the category of people that are really sort of stupid and hypocritical and whatnot. That’s the thing, when you pick one out of two ways to define a massive group, you get the entire other bit that you can assume have been excluded.
          I don’t know man, if you want my honest opinion, most women are idiots and most women are immoral. I think it’s just sort of naive that you would avoid the fact that that basically applies to the entire human race. I’ve had my moments of hypocrisy and idiot-ness, as I’m sure you have also. Whatever, that’s everyone.
          I mean man, just yesterday we had a cake in our house and there was enough cake left for two pieces. I took enough cake to be worth one and a half pieces even though I had more than my fair share of cake. You know why? I’m a jackass and I like cake. So yeah, I know I’m kind of like that already, I just also have my fine points also. That would be like me assuming you’re a really angry bastard that hates all women and wants to take over the world with your conquer-beam. It would be stupid. I’m sure you’re cool in at least some respects that have absolutely nothing to do with you arguing with strangers on the internet.
          So yeah. To conclude, everyone sucks but has their finer points and it’s just kind of the way things work. If I were you, I’d stop focusing on the negative so much because you’d be a lot less upset about the fact that women screw men over and accept that women screw over other women a lot too. (Same thing goes for men.). If you’re going to criticize so many people for such a defining factor of humanity, you should criticize them all, just because it would make you just that much more on point. Just regrettably much more generally annoyed with the world.

        10. You are indeed a rainbow-hell full of rationalizations, excuses and ignorance mixed with fire.

  66. They cut hairs short in medieval times for adultery etc to shame and stigmatize.
    Now it’s fashionable to have a slut label. 😉

  67. its…its hair? why does the length of someones hair get people so angry. Its something grows and changes with you you entire life. People experiment with it, cut it short, grow it long, dye it. I dont see the bid deal at all

  69. Short hair takes what little sexual interest I had in a woman and flushes it down the toilet. It would be like if a dude cut his balls off because the media told us that eunuchs are so hot. Same thing ladies.

    1. Because hair shares the same importance to human life as one’s reproductive organs.
      Mike Schonewolf, everyone, this is one funny chap.

      1. It sort of does, like the same reason why women are turned off by fat men, is the reason why men do not like women with short hair.

  70. women definitely look way better with their hair long, clean and healthy, and that applies pretty much to 99% of women on this planet…so i personally don’t understand girls who cut their hair short or their reasons…yes, i guess having long hair is more work and takes more time, but not that much either…and certainly less than watching tv for instance….however, the same way many guys consider long hair to be feminine, i can say that men look way more masculine with beards….and unfortunately, we don’t get to see enough of those either.

    1. why are people always associate long hair as clean and healthy, if you have ever had long hair you would know that it gets greasy as hell, if anyone uses a flat iron, or a curly often it gets damaged and gross. Some women cut their hair because they just dont like their look with long hair, like if a woman had dull flat greasy hair she might want to cut it short so it is easier to wash and itll be super cute! most od th time when women cut their hair short its for themselves to,have a change, experiment, to make it easier. Because why should we have to spend an hour straightening and styling our long hair when people with short hair can just shake it out and go?

      1. umm, actualy i’ve only had long hair since i turned 7 or so…so i know what it’s like to deal with long hair. as for it being greasy, yeah well, your hair requires frequent hygiene just as the rest of your body. and if you frequently treat your hair with high heat, dyes etc i guess it will get damaged…i don’t, i’ve always had my natural color, i pretty much don’t ever use hairdryer or anything like that, and my hair being between wavy and mildly curly is not really easy to take care of…however, it is healthy and long and i enjoy taking care of it….it’s not because guys here say that most girls with short hair don’t look as good as when they have long hair, it’s because i’ve noticed so myself a long time ago, so i can only agree….of course, each to his own, i’m just stating my opinion, i’m not making anyone grow their hair or beards, i just say i prefer them to their alternatives.

        1. thats totally ok man, i mean if you rock long hair and you love it i have no problem! my problem is with people who say a certain look is disgusting and nobody should have it

      2. excuses,excuses,excuses…Do you have anything else than, excuses?
        Because we are not interested in excuses.
        Woman up and make yourself presentable!

        1. some people like lots of makeup and some dont, being presentable is amtter of opinion, some outfits and amounts of makeup are dressier than others. Presentable to me means, spiking my short hair up, a little bit of mascara, maybe sometimes eyeliner and im good to go! Its not an excuse and im not avoiding anything im simply staing that some people like looking one way and some like looking another. And both ways are completely acceptable and cute.

        2. you piece of utter fucking shit what are you talking about? Hey, here’s an idea: why don’t you shut the fuck up and worry about your shitty sex life.

        3. dude your ugly as all hell… why don’t you work on making yourself presentable instead of like a piece of homeless trash? are you really worried about a girl’s hair length when it was be difficult to get any one to sleep with your trashy ass?

      3. “why are people always associate long hair as clean and healthy…”
        Why? W-h-y? Are you serious?
        Forget about the “clean” part/speech, it’s the “healthy” part that amazes me, do you really have doubts? You need to do a lot of reading…

  71. Fastest way for a woman to trash her looks is to cut her hair – quick trip from a 9 to a 5 at best. There are some women that look good in spite of short hair – but they are few and far between. Of course, that’s my opinion – which is the only one that matters to me. The women I see are free to cut their hair – and I’m free to no longer see them. I’ve done it more than once. Usually they freak and complain since they can cut it over night, but it ain’t coming back for months. And in that time – I’m seeing a lot of other younger women with long hair and by the time their hair is back where it was, my time is filled up with the young ones.
    So women can do what they want – they will anyway. But the ones that share my bed do what I want – and they see that as enough of a reward that they want me to enjoy seeing them. Of course, the fuglies are outside of my notice – they tend to be the ones that try to get the attractive women to ugly-up… I fully expect they will be the ones screaming the loudest – those too old, too fat, too ugly to really matter any longer…

    2. you are so fucking dumb i’m so confused why you think anyone would sleep with you

  72. Also notice the girl on #2 felt like she needed to put make up on the after video to feel more beautiful

    1. or she did it because with short hair you can rock makeup without looking too drssed up! lots of plusses to having a pixie cut

  73. I can see both men and women doing stupid things at time…..but this whole short hair thing….the only time I can see a woman doing it for a good reason is if she feels like she doesn’t want men to show her so much interest or even like her anymore……
    The before and afters are pretty amazing and yeah…..it’s sad to see people damaging their natural beauty so much.

      1. you’re a fucking piece of shit if that is good. Fuck you. I hope you never have kids so they dont grow up into a sexist family. If you have a little girl she will grow up to know that she is in this world to please men. she will grow up having long hair, listening to everything you critique her about so that boys will want to fuck her.

        1. If I have a daughter, she’ll grow up to be desirable to men?
          Shit, how abusive of me.

  75. 4 iconic women with less than Rapunzel-esque hair: Grace Kelly, Marilyn Monroe, Jackie Kennedy, Twiggy…….just sayin’

  76. this sight is awful. what are you doing with this? you all probably have no self esteem and cover it up by being rude jerks who dont know how to deal with there own problems so they put other deep in a hole so they can feel better about themselves and i am not saying i dont like people with a low self esteem but this is definitely not the way to deal with it. you should not like someone because of there looks anyway. i mean come on i think that girl with buss cut was gorgeous and miley cyrus? seriously? shes beautiful AND talented. this type of website shouldnt exist you have to lern not every girl is going to have long flowing hair or be blond. do somthing good in your life not be a total jerk to someone you dont even know

  77. Since when did this website become about the authors explaining over and over that they aren’t in to short hair? You guys should go back to trying to convince your bros that you’re not gay. It was better reading, though no one was buying it.

  78. Whoever wrote this article is sick. Seriously? Judging women based on whether you would bang them or not. That is the most repulsive thing I have ever heard. Women should never base their appearance on whether or not that will make a man want to have sex with them. They should base their appearance on what they themselves like. And if a girl likes short hair than she should get short hair.

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  80. Oh my God. THANK YOU for writing this article. I’m a woman with short hair and I realize that I look absolutely hideous so I’m going to go get extensions right away. Maybe after this transformation I’ll get male attention again and my life will be worth living. Who cares what I want to do with my own body? Who cares that I’m a person who is so much more than her hair? It’s a crying shame that I’ve gone and mutilated my hair. And you’ve saved me from a life of short-haired misery now. You’re a true gentleman and a scholar.

  81. This article is just stupid. You can’t think of more important topics than hair length?
    I actually agree that long hair is more attractive, but at least I’m not too arrogant to be able to admit that that is JUST MY OPINION. Not to mention that girls generally care more about what THEY think looks good on themselves than what guys think – and long hair is a bitch to maintain, too.
    And not all girls even have the option to grow their hair long. A friend of mine started losing her hair as a teenager, and it will no longer grow past her shoulders. And the longer it is, the more you can see how thin and brittle it is, so she keeps it in a pixie cut to hide that.
    I choose to wear my hair long, but it has nothing to do with guys. I just like it that way. And I’ve cut it short several times, again because I felt like it.
    I don’t find this offensive, I just find it ridiculous and a waste of space. You might as well write about different uses of dog poop.

  83. If a girl ever cuts her hair short while in a relationship with you it’s a dead giveaway that she is way too apathetic about losing you. It should be a huge warning that you need to up your game.
    In my early beta days this was a common occurrence. She would use the long hair to attract me, then cut it short when she felt the relationship grew complacent. In other words, not give a fuck. Nowadays I take it as a huge insult if a girlfriend cuts her hair short.

  84. Oh no! It’s so horrible that us men don’t find these women attractive anymore because they cut their hair. We should tell them all not to do it, because what men want is all that matters. Every woman should concern herself with what men want, and what men want only.

  85. The only thing I have to say is this: you can have your preferences. You can prefer girls with long hair and that is fine. But saying things like “get it together girls” is going too far, because it’s assuming that everything a girl does is solely to please YOU. When a girl cuts her hair short…some do it for dumb “statement” reasons, but others just genuinely prefer their hair like that, whether it is a form of personal expression or just a personal preference. And while most guys do not see the aesthetic, there are some guys out there, such as myself, who find it sexy and edgy. Most of those girls in the examples looked way better with long hair but sarinja (number 2) is an example of a girl who looks amazing with short hair. So I guess what I’m saying is..have your opinions, but don’t act self-rightous about them or act like there is something wrong with a girl for having a personal preference different than yours. There are A LOT of girls out there who really hate buzzcuts on a guy, but do you see them going around telling guys to “get it together”? no. Would piss me the fuck off if they did. So if you don’t like pixie cuts then don’t go for girls with pixie cuts simple as that damn, more for me.

  86. newsflash: women aren’t objects. they were not created just for you to fuck. they are human beings just like you and deserve the same respect as any man.

    1. Are you really too stupid to think up a new line? This is at least the 1527th time I’ve seen this exact comment between three threads.

    3. Please answer these questions first; they
      are qualifiers to have a respectful debate between equals:
      What is next in this series? 1, 4, 10, 19, 31, _
      –
      Should evolution and creationism be taught side-by-side in school?
      –
      Which is bigger? (earth or sun)
      –
      Jealousy: healthy orunhealthy, in the context of a relationship?
      –
      Do you Google someone before a first date?
      –

      1. 46
        Don’t see why not (been taught that way and never had problems)
        Definitely Earth
        Depends on the level (throwing a tantrum because your partner talks to a member of the opposite sex is dumb)
        No, I like surprises (would google after if story seems suspicious)

        3. -creationism? This shit should be banned from school altogether. If someone wants to go afterschool religious hours, then fine. But making it mandatory? That is just stupid.
          The other answers are fine. Last answer kinda 50%
          (would google after if story seems suspicious). Maybe I am misinterpreting this. Could you give an example?

        4. An example he’s talking about his life but leaves out a huge chunk out (say 5 years) I’d consider checking if he was married or in prison, or if more than a couple of his exes died in mysterious circumstances. (I’d run in the last one).
          As for the creationism thing: I live in a highly catholic country so religion in state schools is mandatory. But they never try and sell creationism as the way earth came to be. (They say the bible says that earth was made in 7 days, but this is a methaphor because people at the time didn’t know about evolution).

  87. Even keeping in mind that list clearly comes from the mind of someone with…less the positive views on women…this list still doesn’t make any sense. At least it doesn’t make sense when you look at something like number 8. I mean honestly…that’s considered “too short” for you? I guess by that logical, that makes Dora the Explorer a raging, man-hating feminist. *rolls eyes* And you’re really putting this type of social pressure…on a little girl?
    I’ve already mentioned this elsewhere, so I’ll just go ahead and sum it up for
    you. If you personally aren’t physically attracted to women with short hair…then
    that’s your tastes, and I’m not gonna wrong you for that. To each their own after all. But don’t make somebody out to be less than a person, or some kind of “damaged individual” just because they don’t fit into the socialital norms of beauty.

  89. i don’t get this??? girls are very pretty either way, and keira knightly is much hotter with short hair imo

  90. you guys don’t know how hard it is trying not to laugh at this article. like i’m practically peeing myself fucking fucker. is this like one of these things that he was scarred by? did his mother have an epiphany and leave his father when she cut her hair? do you need to talk about it?

  91. the picture of a little crying baby….hahahahaha. but seriously. this is dumb. Do a post about bald and balding men and how ugly they are.

  92. The crying baby is one thing because it is an abstract illustration….but did you seriously use an actual child for number 5? That is sick….training little girls to be your fantasy. You guys are pedos. Always wondered when this site would go down that road. Rock bottom.

  95. i have seen that baby at the beginning, posted on other sites as Jared Leto – why the heck would his pic be in a story like this

  96. There’s sexy short(ish) hair and there’s butch, unsexy short hair. Depends on the style. IMO shoulder-length is best. Never got into that fox-news-babe, Ann Coulter, conservative woman look with bleach blond hair all the way down to the ass crack. Just saying.

  97. Why is are these people so triggered? Because all those girls are prettier than they’ll ever be regardless of hair length? But all the roasts aside, you seriously need to chill. Some people like having short hair, so just let them be. You won’t get very far in life if you only focus on what others are doing. Try channeling all your hatred and anger into a sport or such. It might help!

  98. just because others dont think your hair is drop-dead gourgous doesnt mean you look like a fucking tramp.
    Fuck this artical.
    Girls, do whatever makes you happy.

  99. You all going to your graves as the best looking bad asses in the world .

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