She has dirty clothes in huge piles sitting on her floor.
She also has clean clothes in huge piles sitting on her floor.
She has empty water bottles, food wrappers, and Starbucks cups scattered around the interior of her car.
She has hair accumulating in her sink drains and, well, pretty much everywhere else too.
She has overflowing trash cans in every room of her house.
She has dirty dishes sitting in the sink for days or even weeks in her kitchen.
She has bathroom mirrors and windows that have no clue that Windex and paper towels exist.
She has carpets that see a vacuum cleaner maybe three times a year—at best.
She has tile or hardwood flooring so sticky that you think you’re stepping in combination of tree sap and her ex-boyfriends’ cum every time you walk on them barefoot.
She has bed sheets that rarely get changed out and have a sour smell.
She has soap scum and even mildew pockets in her bathtub or shower.
She has more dust than a 90 year old nun’s snatch accumulating on her furniture and other assorted belongings.
She has hundreds of dollars worth of makeup… all over the fucking floor, of course.
She has a refrigerator so filthy that eating anything not sealed in a container fit for Plutonium exposure puts you at serious risk for contracting dysentery.
She has blow-dryers, hair straighteners, and hair curlers—of which there must be four of each for some reason—laying on the floor for you to trip over.
You’re probably wondering who “she” is at this point. Well, you unlucky son of a bitch, “she” is very likely the next woman you sleep with or—if you’re severely lacking in self-respect—your next girlfriend. I can safely say that if the next woman you date is a product of the millennial generation, then there is roughly an 80 percent chance that she will check off a minimum of three items from the above list. And no—I’m not joking. To add insult to injury, this is just the basic stuff—it gets worse.
Welcome To The Somalian States Of America
Several years ago, I dated a woman who lived with a few female roommates. I’d been over to her place only a couple of times before and never stayed longer than three minutes or so; I only stopped by to pick her up or drop her off. The reason I never stuck around for very long was because inside of this place was such a chaotic shithole that I nicknamed it “Little Mogadishu.” This was due to the absurd third world living conditions I was immediately exposed to whenever I went there—it was completely ridiculous.
I swear to God, the only thing missing inside this fucking dump was some AK-47 wielding malnourished black kid lighting an old station wagon on fire in the living room. And before any of you try to accuse me of being racist for saying that, I just want to make it clear that I wasn’t making fun of all black kids—I was only targeting the impoverished African ones with no food.
Now, as you can probably tell, I tried to avoid Little Mogadishu as much as I avoid the real Mogadishu—completely. As a result, this girl would always come over to my place because there was more privacy and the living conditions reflected the fact that we were living in the United States of America; she was also fully aware that I would chew her a new ass if she didn’t respect my home and—to her credit—she was always very courteous.
One evening, though, she invited me over to Little Mogadishu to hang out with her and her roommates. I immediately countered her offer by inviting her over to my place instead, but she had been drinking and didn’t want to spend the night.
Now, the present day version of me wouldn’t even be messing around with a broad like this to begin with—never mind actually spending time at her place. But being the horny young bastard that I was at the time, I decided to bite the bullet and head over there. I wanted to get laid, but I was completely dreading the squalor and having to talk with her roommates—one of whom was a loudmouthed fat-ass with an obnoxious laugh (there always has to be at least one).
After mentally preparing myself, I threw on some of my least favorite clothes, grabbed a couple of condoms, and headed over to Little Mogadishu. Upon entering, I looked around and examined the place—I was hoping to hear a pack of hyenas laughing hysterically as they hunted down and killed off the roommates little faggot dogs, but I wasn’t so lucky.
I was quickly snapped out of my fantasy when “Patches” came up to me and started yapping. I proceeded to ignore the little fucker and immediately noticed that there was junk scattered everywhere, huge stains on the carpets, and the smell of animals who hadn’t been bathed for months in the air. I decided within 15 seconds of walking into this hovel that if I wasn’t getting laid within an hour—I was leaving.
The woman I was there to see offered me a beer, so I followed her into the kitchen and we had a brief chat…
Girl: “So, how’s it going? Glad you came over.” (kisses me and hands me a beer with a smile)
Me: “Place smells like a skunk that crawled out of a dead skunk’s ass—that’s how it’s going.”
Girl: “Haha! Oh don’t you start, I know it’s trashed out, but it’s my roommates fault—they’re lazy hehehe.”
Me: “So are we doing this or what?”
Girl: “What are you talking about?”
Me: “Well, I didn’t come over here for the scenery or to socialize with that fucking mastodon you call a roommate; who, by the way, is somehow managing to take up two-thirds of that poor couch with just her ass alone.”
*Patches enters the kitchen*
Girl: “Hahaha! God, you’re so mean—she’s actually a really sweet girl, be nice! You’re just going to have to wait a little bit for that other thing though… sometimes I feel like that’s all you ever want from me… Awwwww! There’s little Patches! AV8R, say hi to Patches!”
Me: “Hey faggot.”
Girl: “HAHA! Shhh! Not so loud! They’ll hear you! Look, just hang out with them for a little bit—they’ve been wanting to get to know you. Then we’ll go have some fun.”
Me: “Alright, fine.”
A quick side note: I absolutely hate it when sluts accuse me of just wanting them for sex. I find it quite insulting and offensive because they always seem to overlook the fact that I thoroughly enjoy getting my dick sucked too. It bothers me when I see sluts forget crucial details; not to mention, selling themselves short and underestimating their value in such a way. They should have more confidence in themselves. Anyway, back to the story…
So we headed off to the living room and one of the roommates was kind enough to clear some crap off the couch so I could have a place to sit down. I’m sitting there nursing my beer as I listen to this gaggle of drunk broads talk about stuff I don’t find interesting, ask me stupid questions I don’t want to answer, and listen to them laugh at things I don’t find funny—it was pure hell.
Every time the loud fat one would laugh, I would zone out and fantasize about experiences that would be more pleasant than listening to her: things like getting stabbed, being thrown down a flight of stairs, or being held at gunpoint and forced to jerk off to YouTube videos of plane crash compilations all came to mind.
About 20 minutes into this suck-fest, I asked where the bathroom was located. I get pointed in the right direction by my girl and make the journey—managing to avoid “Patches” and all of the other tripping hazards in the process. Once in the bathroom, I flipped on the light switch and closed the door.
I then proceeded to dodge the ten tons of random girl paraphernalia that was strewn all over the place and finally made it to the toilet. I lifted the toilet seat up with one hand while simultaneously unzipping my pants with the other… and then it happened. What was I greeted with, you may ask? None other than the remnants of what could only be described as the “Tsar Bomba” of nuclear shits—relatively fresh and clinging to the sides of the bowl.
Now, the gentleman in me wanted to help these ladies out by trying to blast that mess clean with my piss, but I quickly nipped that idea in the bud and just went ahead and pissed in their sink instead. My initial thought was that the fat broad with the annoying laugh was the culprit. It makes sense that a big bitch would take big shits, but I couldn’t be sure if it was her or not. I pulled the shower curtain back and examined the bathtub to see if it was wet inside—it wasn’t. So whoever created that mess didn’t shower after they were done.
Concerned that I might be on the verge of having sex with some slattern with a severe case of swamp ass, I decided to hit the eject button and get the hell out of there. I had seen enough for one evening. I couldn’t just pull the girl I was seeing aside and directly ask if she was the one responsible—she would have almost certainly denied all involvement; much in the same way she absolved herself of any responsibility for the place being such a pigsty in the first place.
And let’s be brutally honest here: it wouldn’t have mattered to me even if she confessed and then took a shower—because at the end of the day, I would have still seen her fucking doo-doo, and that just ain’t going to work for this motherfucker right here.
After emerging from ground zero, I motioned to my girl to visit me in the kitchen for another talk. I quickly explained to her that I was leaving and why. She apologized profusely for the mess and denied any wrongdoing as expected. I accepted her apology with my typical charm and then fled Little Mogadishu without a word to her roommates.This woman was actually a pretty nice person, so I didn’t give her a really hard time about the situation. After all, I made the decision to go over there knowing the place was a shithole, so I have to accept some responsibility for putting myself there.
The Messy Proclivities Of The Messy Woman
When you walk into a woman’s home like the one described in the above story, or you receive a selfie showcasing a room that bears a striking resemblance to a landfill (and we’ve all received a few them)—then there are a few assumptions you can make about the woman you’re currently involved with.
1. She is under constant financial stress and routinely blows money on shit she doesn’t need with money she doesn’t have
These women usually struggle to pay their bills when they come due and regularly overdraw their checking accounts. They may also have the bad habit of getting payday loans (and the exorbitant interests rates that accompany them) to keep themselves afloat financially throughout the month. If they don’t have financial problems, then their daddy is most likely covering their expenses, or they’re sleeping with dudes who are giving them money.
2. She’s never on time for anything—including her job
You can count on this type of woman to be a minimum of 15 minutes late for any plans you make with her, and that’s assuming she doesn’t flake on you altogether.
3. She has an excuse for everything and takes responsibility for nothing.
Just like the girl in the above story: everything is always somebody else’s fault. You should also prepare yourself to hear the words “I’ve been so busy” quite frequently. This is in spite of the fact that she has no hobbies or real interests, has a normal 9-5 work schedule, or has a job working three 12-hour shifts (like a nurse, for example) and has up to four days off per week. These women will also feign helplessness quite often and attempt to make un-funny jokes about their irresponsibility.
4. She won’t ask you to use a condom when you fuck her
This one should really draw your attention, because I hate to break it to you, but you are not special, buddy. These women are not being nonchalant about condom use because they think you’re an awesome dude or because they desperately want your seed—they’re being nonchalant because they’re fucking stupid.
If a woman can’t be bothered to bend over and pick up her dirty clothes, then it’s safe to assume that she can’t be bothered to remember to take her birth control or practice good pussy hygiene either. And the fact that she has a cavalier attitude towards using condoms with you means that she extended the same courtesy to all of the other guys who have fucked her (or unbeknownst to you, are still fucking her).
Women who maintain disorderly residences generally maintain disorderly lives across the board: they’re slobs at home, they’re slobs with their finances, and they’re slobs with their vaginas. I’ve heard some people say that the more neat and fastidious women are the really slutty ones—it’s complete bullshit. I suspect this little theory was cooked up by ugly women who are too lazy to clean their fucking houses.
Looking back, I can say that almost every woman I’ve dated who has kept her place neat and tidy has had a lower notch count than the messy broads. Now, this doesn’t mean that the tidy ones weren’t sluts (we are still talking about mostly American women here), it just means that these women tended to be more respectable and less tempestuous in their slutty ways when compared to their trashy counterparts.
A Word To The Wise
Always wrap up your dick when fucking around with these messy sluts—seriously. They’re not going to act responsibly, so it’s your job to do it for them. STDs and unwanted pregnancies are both terrifying propositions, and these are the types of women that will grant you those unwanted wishes if you let them. I’ve never had an STD, and only a couple of outlandish pregnancy scares from some crazy stalker-types that I knew couldn’t be true. I’ve never had to worry about this shit because I’ve always valued my future over how good my orgasm feels.
You must ask yourself, “If I were to have children with such a woman, how many hours would my infant son or daughter sit around wearing shit-filled diapers? How often would she let my kids go to school wearing dirty clothes? Would a loser slob of a woman make sure that my kids are brushing their teeth, taking baths, doing their homework and cleaning their rooms?” I highly doubt it.
The mere thought of your children going to school with un-brushed teeth and wearing stained or wrinkled clothing should make your fucking blood boil. Irresponsible loser women raise irresponsible loser kids. And speaking for myself here: I would consider it the ultimate slap in the face to have a lazy piece of shit woman provide me with lazy piece of shit kids—I love my unborn children far too much to ever let their mother be some fucking flunky.
Women who can’t take care of themselves fail considerably when attempting to take care of anybody else. Whenever I see a news story about a child dying from heat exposure because their scatter brained mother accidentally left them locked inside a 110 degree car for over an hour, one of the first things that comes to my mind is usually: “I bet that bitch’s house is filthy.” And while there’s obviously no empirical data to support my hypothesis, I would bet damn good money that I’m right.
Women have a tendency to put their best foot forward in the beginning as they attempt to snag you and get you tied down, but they will eventually fall right back into their old habits—they always do. This is why it’s important to show up at a woman’s place on short notice from time to time (if you’ve been seeing her for a bit).
You can test her by deliberately leaving something there and coming back for it a few days later, or you can just say that you’re close-by and want to pay her a visit—don’t give her more than a few minutes to prepare. If she starts giving you excuses or tries feeding you bullshit as to why you can’t visit for a few minutes, then you need to view that with suspicion (for multiple reasons).
If a woman’s home is completely spotless whenever you’re there, then that’s something you need to pay attention to as well. Luckily, women who are neurotic freaks about cleanliness usually expose themselves pretty quickly—they lose their damn minds whenever something is out of place. Those fruitcakes are even more intolerable than the sloppy ones.
What I’m talking about specifically is when a woman is trying to make a “good impression” by keeping her place spotless whenever you’re around. Making a “good impression” translates into the following: “I’m a fucking bum, but I’ll put on a good show for a little while if it gets me a good man.” Seriously: to hell with those broads—they’re worthless. Test them to the max: eventually they will falter and show their true colors, and once they do—you discard their asses without a second thought.
All you’re looking for is a happy medium—a woman who has the motivation to maintain a tidy living space, but doesn’t do it because she’s trying to impress you or because she’s an obsessive compulsive weirdo. She does it simply because it’s a part of her character; she’s naturally inclined to do so—it’s just who she is as a person. If you find one like this, then you’ll notice that she most likely approaches the other areas of her life with maturity as well.
In Closing
There are many men out there who believe you can mold a woman into what you want her to be. If the woman in question is young, untainted, and experienced a proper upbringing by two solid parents—then perhaps these men are on to something. But if the woman in question is a degenerate turd with a profusion of abysmal habits and character deficiencies, then I believe the only thing you are going to be molding is a fucking turd.
I’m a firm believer in not trying to change or rehabilitate a woman—I think that what you see is what you get. There are certain things I do as an individual that are just habits; by-products of my character and upbringing. I clean up after myself, I show up for work, I’m financially responsible, I exercise regularly—this is who I am. I do these things whether I’m dating someone or not. I like to refer to this as “being a responsible adult”—a fucking grown-up human being. This is a concept that doesn’t seem to resonate with the vast majority of American women—no matter how ‘strong and independent’ they may claim to be.
In my experience, once I’ve peeled away whatever facade a woman is putting up and allowed the smoke to clear, the only thing remaining has been a dirty mirror with a vapid American woman standing in front it; surrounded by her own detritus. The real her has been revealed in a deliciously perfect irony: the filth of the mirror and the filth of her surroundings serve to perfectly compliment the filth of her own reflection, but only her beauty and perceived excellence does she see—her cum drenched soul she does not.
She possesses a unique gift—the ability to tell herself lies with more conviction than she tells herself the truth. If it weren’t for this special talent of hers, then she would see exactly the same thing I do: that she’s nothing more than a filthy whore with a filthy floor. And at the end of the day, I won’t be there to push a fucking broom for her.
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…And truer words were never spoken. “The neurotic freaks about cleanliness” while definitely crazy, I’ve found to also be pretty inconsistent. Had one chick who would flip out about a bit of dust on a window sill, but then would let her dog sleep in the bed with her.
Did she cook? From what I’ve seen, a lot of obsessively-clean people can’t even stand the mess that comes with cooking. Their kitchen would be spotless and completely unused.
sounds like a top dump was in order….. remove lid of toilet cistern, shit in the tank, replace lid… can take weeks for anyone to figure out where the stink is coming from….
A top decker.
Weeks flushing shit back into the bowl
I think it’s called an “upper decker”.
Top shelfing.
Upper decker is the proper annunciation of this maneuver, as specified in the Kohler technical order. AV8R, this was a fucking blast to read and put me in hysterics, especially the Tsar Bomba reference. More than that, it was all spot on in its truthfulness. I appreciate your attempt to defend impoverished black children with AKs as well.
Agree. And I believe the reference to ‘missing an impoverished black kid holding an AK’ is an observation (not a racist thing like many try to claim, today). Good point.
It’s funny how many SJWs and white knights would try to point out (or call out) this bullshit.
Im glad you picked up on the observation part it seems like we get called racist for making observations about other races more than for making actual racist comments.
You don’t need an AK to defend impoverished black children. They have their own AKs and can defend themselves.
You fucking racist!
lol…damn it, you caught me, bob.
Right. Never let anyone (especially a woman) shame you for making an observation. I will gladly correct anyone trying to shame me for pointing out what I see as the obvious in any situation.
Or you can just go “dry dock” and pinch one off on the floor. Make a bold statement.
“Patches did it!”
Always blame the dog.
Or, drown ‘Patches’ in the fetid bowl, and when she asks about it blame it on her room mates, just like her.
Nice. And then call out the room mate on it.
Enjoyment of cruelty to animals is the mark of a sociopath.
Maybe when you lose your virginity your sense of humor will evolve, you pathetic little faqgot. You should know that RoK is for 18+.
I’m comforted by the thought I don’t suffer little faqgy cunts like you in real life. Take care now.
Yet another transgender male impersonator.
Now, run along and clean up your floor, little girl, so you don’t grow up to be a whore like Patches’ “mommie”.
I’m enjoying my picture of you: little ugly nerdy guy behind his computer, talking big words. The problem is there are so many of you.
Are you masturbating to it? The picture you have of him in your head?
LOL Dude, seriously, is this how you respond to someone intimidating you in real life? You try to get smart?
Oh my. I don’t think it’s great that you must get your ass kicked so much but I can understand. Little dude, you need to evolve. Seriously.
I started a detailed, and witty, response – but then could not be bothered.
Take care anal wart.
lulz Go big guy
“Patches, give it the lotion. It must apply the lotion”
There are many problems, quite a few important ones.
You just aren’t anyone, are you?
Lonely zero who wishes it could have been a man, wishes it could have had the balls to be a soldier in a good war, therefore can’t stand chickenhawks (except the kind it blows at the glory hole). Probably takes out the garbage at some fag startup, therefore calls itself “STEM related employed”.
Stuff your bitterness up your stinkhole jackoff, let us know when you made a friend (for more than 90 seconds it took to blow him in the Greyhound bathroom).
If that’s your real mugshot, you really do have a purty mouth – all the Haitian Sailors love you…
Lulz? Is that the sound your mouth makes when you are sucking on a foreskin?
Oh now he’s gonna tell us about his closet fantasies? WTF guy
Top drawer.
The sad part is that chicks this filthy would probably never bother to try to find where the smell was coming from.
Sure they would, maybe it’s something to eat as long as it’s not too mouldy.
no, just leave a deuce in the tub; she’ll think its the cat anyway.
OMG 😀
Oh man
this is going to be stuck in my head all day now.
Laughing so hard it hurts…
Please avoid leaving dumps scattered about wench’s house, even if you concealed it, they’ll get the DNA evidence to pin whatever crime you committed by leaving that turd wherever you did – I bet the toilet in the jail cell, and the smell, is at least as nasty, even if you got the upper deck.
I would say one other thing. The point about “you can’t save a bitch” is important. Some dudes will get drawn into a bitch’s sob story and waste their time, money and possibly their life trying to save them from themselves.
And this applies to guys too. I do not believe in “helping” guys who are beyond help. A man can only help himself. Trying to help broken men will get you shot in the head like Chris Kyle.
Good article. It’s not just women though.
Guys live like this too. I’m not saying blokes should spend their lives spring cleaning. But my old Granddad (a WWII veteran) kept his house immaculate.
The bigger the mess, the bigger the sense of entitlement. Because deep down they expect someone else to clean it all up.
This is so true. Men who keep their homes like pigpens should be avoided by women as well. Any man I have known who lived like a disgusting animal was always unhappily celibate.
The bits about the black kid lighting afire the car, comparing the place’s odor to a skunk that crawled out of a dead skunk’s ass, and calling the dog a faggot are the funniest things I’ve read on this site. Everything else mentioned is on point as well. Great post, AV8R.
Thanks, Bro_Camel.
You should have yelled, “Skinny! RPG!!” =)
This article is spot the fuck on. I had an experience with one of these when I lived in Southern CA. Pigstye of a place, but the worst was that she insisted on keeping her windows open all the time. In SoCal, lots of places don’t have AC, so at first I thought nothing of it. But her apartment was on the ground floor next to an alley. When the wind was right, it blew putrid fumes from the dumpsters into her landfill apartment. But the worst was the homeless guy who lived in the alley. Imagine being in the middle of boning some broad only to have some drunk homeless fucker let loose with a diarreah frankfurter fart that fills the room with an inescapable poison gas. It was almost like liquid. She had no problems with this. After the second time it happened, I never talked to her again. Since then, I won’t even pump and dump a woman like this. As this article points out, someone this nonchalant about her living arrangements has fucked up hygene.
This has to win – if there was a competition.
Dude, I wouldn’t wish a competition with results this terrible on anyone.
You could smell the farts of a homeless guy who lived in the alley? If you’d stuck around perhaps a threesome would have been on offer?
Well, the second time it happened was the deal breaker. I figured the first could be a one time thing. But the second time I found myself balls deep while breathing mustard gas was a wake up call. To make it worse, I’m almost positive that I could hear the dude beating off in the alley listening to/watching us. I couldn’t take it anymore.
I guess you were making a charitable donation without realising it, and he reciprocated. Delightful
Beating off and farting.
Clearly he was a high quality gentleman
Maybe he was her real boyfriend and she was doing something kinky for his viewing pleasure… would explain it…
Her real boyfriend who perhaps was dying of bowel cancer, and that was his last wishes.
In my experience, people who leave their windows open all the time are growing copious amounts of cannabis.
If I were a police officer, I’d just drive around serving warrants on people whose windows were open in -5 degree weather
Or they just smoke good weed
Or they like giving the cold, homeless guy outside the window a good show while he’s dying of dysentary out there.
Ok there Debbie downer
Not me, charlie, I waz jest flowin’ wit da groove of the story.
Debbie “gowing” downer – reminds me of some broad I once knew and liked for a few hours somewhere.
“diarhea frankfurter fart”—–LMAO/DIED
“some drunk homeless fucker let loose with a diarreah frankfurter fart that fills the room with an inescapable poison gas.”
Now that is descriptive writing! lol
Dirty house equals dirty pussy.
Girls I’ve had a SNL with always had messy houses.
“I absolutely hate it when sluts accuse me of just wanting them for sex. I find it quite insulting and offensive because they always seem to overlook the fact that I thoroughly enjoy getting my dick sucked too.”
Quote of the article.
Agree and amplify. Heartiste would be proud.
AVYader you are a decadent snob.
Beeing an aristocratic man in todays world is nothing bad, but it sure would help you big time to get your hands dirty at times. You know beeing a bus driver in the air is nothing to be proud of or any reason to look down on others who live in places like africa and have a hard time surviving there.
This does include less than upper class americans you seem to be disgusted of because somebody forgot to flush the toilet or something.
I must admit I did think a bit like you do before i moved to south america a few years ago. The realities of life in a poor country, however did teach me not to be such an arrogant bastard anymore when it comes to the living conditions of those who have to survive with much less than you and I have.
A wise man once said that it is amazing how the well dressed, well fedd, well housed people are the ones who find countless flaws in the lifes of the poor, hungry, homeless.
I see what you’re saying but I think the fact that these girls have the time and resources to live a clean life and simply choose not to is insulting in itself. I would not personally poke fun at those living in developing countries but I do feel that disdain towards middle class white girls who simply don’t give a damn is warrented. Props to you for going on an adventure, seems like an eye opening experience.
The guy writes some of the best articles on the site these days. I’d rather read his unabashed style than “5 Reasons Men Should Go Hunting” any day. Man up.
That wasn’t the point of his article.
Many of the people in poor countries have no choice.
A girl in America living like a 3rd world peasant IS a choice
What you’re missing is that beneath the colorful language is a key point: Women are for making babies, caring for them when young, and the sex that leads to the babies in the first place. Yes there is more, but this is the core.
When a pregnant woman is nearing birth, the nesting instinct is amazing. They will obsessively clean and tidy. It’s a beautiful thing to watch. They are fulfilled.
A messy woman is signaling that this instinct is under-developed, mal-formed.
You have a point, but so do I.
The girl came to his place and did show both him and the people living there her respect.
He was invited to her place; at this point he had 2 choices.
a) decline and say why
b) accept and show some fucking respect for the people (no matter if fat or not) living there. He was a guest and HE expects a lot of respect from his guest but what did he do?
Are you serious?
I have lived places where the houses had dirt floors, and walls, the toilet was a hole in the yard, water was hauled a quarter mile up a cliff and life was generally pretty hard.
Yet the dirt and the shit hole were cared for and tidy.
You seem to have inverted the point of the article, which was that these women have the fortune to live easy lives in the first world and thus have no fucking excuse.
For fukssakes, being poor had nothing to do with wiping your ass and flushing the toilet (or taking a dump outside in the bushes if you don’t have a toilet).
If you can afford an AK, bandollier, and a can of gas to set fire to an old station wagon, you can afford to spend 3 seconds not standing in line at the UNWRA office to get a free roll of toilet paper, Stymie.
This is bullshit – in my opinion (you’re comparing apples and oranges, here). There are many in this country (the U.S.) who are fucking lazy – plenty of women fit that bill. This country has been too good to them, it has given them an easy life and they choose to be fucking lazy.
People in other countries (other circumstances) you can’t compare to the people in this article – living in the U.S. (stop clouding the real lesson to be learned here); stop giving them an excuse to continue on being lazy and irresponsible.
This is the real problem, today, in our society and it’s a good example of redirection or deflection. Stop giving them a god damn free pass…it does nothing but weaken society (it doesn’t help at all).
Nice imagery.
If her place is messy, she will be messy……..for ever. Don’t even go down the track with women like this. Tidy chicks may be nutjobs, but at least they’re tidy………as well as strangely sexually adventurous. And really tidy down below.
Av8tor’s essays are top notch. Well written, but not too abstract. Just practical and insightful.
If he compiled them into a book, I’d buy it and pass it down the generations
Oops, banged a babe a while back bareback, but she was pretty neat and tidy…..
there are literal tears streaming from my eyes from laughing at this article… hahahahaha… pure gold my friend! little mogadishu! hahahahahaha! skunk from the dead skunk’s ass! hahahahaha. fucking-a hell that shit is hilarious! pure… gold.
as a quick follow-up… scrolling back up and reading beyond the encounter at little mogadishu, this article also has spot-on advice and i found myself nodding all the way through. thanks av8r!
This illustrates something SJWs like to ignore–different aspects of a person’s life are connected, and serious problems in one area usually indicate serious problems elsewhere.
For example, the “fat acceptance” mantra ignores not only the superficial reality (obesity is ugly), but also the underlying, psychological reality. Barring the extremely rare case of a genuine medical disorder, obese people are mentally ill. They engage in self-destructive, addictive behaviors, and likely have other mental problems (such as low self-esteem for those actually ashamed of their obesity, and narcissism for those who flaunt it and insist that society’s standards of beauty are incorrect).
“This illustrates something SJWs like to ignore–different aspects of a person’s life are connected, and serious problems in one area usually indicate serious problems elsewhere.”
Halfway through reading the article I had this exact thought.
It’s the “Jussstttt Becaaauusssse” argument (if one may even call it an argument; more like a fallacy), which is intended to refute emotionally painful observations.
Ex: “Jusssttt Becaauussse she slept with 50+ guys in college that doesn’t mean she’s going to be a shitty mother!”
It’s bullshit, illogical, unproductive, and should be called out whenever possible.
Aw, she was just practising for the wedding, when she will fuck Prince Charming for the first time, expertly, for as we know, 10,000 hours of practice makes one an expert.
Just because I post on this site doesn’t mean I’m compensating for my tiny dick.
If that is the case, I am sorry, but you should start finding ways to compensate. Lol…
While “just because” can be attached to a truthful statement (I assume this is what you were trying to point out with your comment, unless it was pointless), I am pointing out that it usually indicates a weak argument or strong fallacy, and a vulnerable opponent (in a debate).
When it comes down to the “justtt becausseee” card, they have a shit hand, and now is the time to strike. Take it for what you will.
no, i was just trolling
Man, it’s not a disorder. It’s a different… life… choice. They’re not fat or big boned, they simply made a different… life… choice.
It’s the wheat. The wheat is different. Eating one slice of bread will cause you to blow-up like a blimp. It’s the wheat and not their fault.
As much as the media and feminists spout out that fat women are some of the nicest people you’ll ever meet, the reality is the complete opposite. These walking sacks of blubber are entitled bitches that waddle around pretending they have it all together and go off at the slightest mention of her weight. Yeah, real secure in your skin my ass
In case you haven’t already, read William Manning’s article* on ROK about Dostoyevsky’s Notes from the Underground and how narcissism stems from insecurity.
This explains the phenomenon of the Fat Bitch. Being a bitch is the last thing a fat woman should want to do, because she already has a lower SMV. She could raise her SMV somewhat with a winning personality and domestic skills. But, too often narcissism kicks in, and so an already low-SMV woman cultivates a toilet of a personality.
*http://www.returnofkings.com/54487/dostoyevsky-and-the-narcissistic-roots-of-insecurity
Very true.
Where I work the two coat-check girls are quite overweight but are nonetheless super nice and super sweet. It should be no surprise that they are not from Toronto. To top it off they actually appreciate it when I help them out. They’ve both given me good cash-tips just for doing my job and treating them well.
I’d take either of them over a beached whale bitch any day of the week no question.
And a lot of them are just straight-up, bitter cunts and assholes. They’re mad at the world for something they brought upon themselves (oh wait, it’s their “thyroid issues”, silly me!) and want you to definitely know about it.
Chaotic and messy girls are confused, unreliable bitches. Always running late and never answering any phone calls or messages because of all the “stress” they´re having. Avoid, avoid, avoid!
That was the longest goddamn article with minimal payoff. Get to the fucking point earlier, man! Five Paragraphs to say someone took a Katrina level shit? For what? Yeah, shitty women are shitty, we got it.
Glad to see I’m not the only one! I actually stopped reading the article midway because it just kept going on and on. An article about how messy women are does not need to be this long.
Yeah I know right. Every article on ROK should just be bullet points.
The “Tsar bomba”…..heh heh, what awful women. To be honest never came across this behaviour in any women I’ve dated, maybe a few farts that escaped but nothing as awful as that. Oh one woman pissed on my hand when I was finger banging her, we were very drunk at the time (rape?).I don’t think I’ve even seen a woman’s shit….not really my thing. As I say break it’s back with the toilet brush and flush the bastard! By the sounds of those bitches wouldn’t make any difference anyhoo…….
I’ve seen people who lived in such squalor. Actually, my relatives who are landlords experienced some tenants who left their place looking like something from that bug dungeon in Indiana and the Temple of Doom.
I had the “joy” of seeing the horrific conditions they left my relatives’ place in when my relatives were finally able to evict them. These tenants had occupied this place for five years. The night after they left my relatives went up and were horrified at the conditions they saw. Insects covered the walls and windows. They dripped from the ceilings. Rodents lived and had babies in the oven and kitchen cabinets. This was only the night after they left. They had to have been living this squalor for months if not years.
Only a cart load of bug bombs, rat traps, and just starving the critters got rid of the pests. The carpet had to be torn out along with the tub. Pretty much the inside had to be gutted. It was a nightmare. When they ripped out the carpet they discovered some of the stains had soaked through into the floorboards.
But I wouldn’t say they were messy as much as filthy. I think there is a difference between filthy and messy.
I’ve visited friends whose places were messy. Clothes on the floor, stuff out of order. They might say, “Just a moment”. They’d set me out a drink and then rush around picking stuff up. Within less than thirty minutes they’re places were immaculate.
How?
Because they were organized. Everything had a place. They might’ve been too busy to put stuff up, but that didn’t mean they were filthy. When they wanted it clean, like really clean, it would happen fast.
A sink might be filled with dishes one night because the person is too tired from work to clean it. That doesn’t mean they’re filthy. They’ll get it done. They do consistently wash dishes. You might just show up on the night they took a break from it.
Also it’s been my experience that too clean of a kitchen is often a sign of someone who is either obsessive compulsive about cleaning or almost never cooks. Some of the filthiest people I’ve met had disgusting sinks (piled high with dishes unwashed in weeks), and nasty refrigerators where you swear the food was forming sentience, but when you looked at their oven, stovetop, or dishwasher it was sparkling. Why? Because they never used those things.
It’s important where the nastiness is. Clean spots in the major cooking areas of a filthy home is a sign of someone who never cooks.
Another good way to determine if a person is filthy might be to get a look at their car. If the car looks pretty nasty and in poor condition with the oil light on than this is usually a sign of a filthy person.
If the car is messy, but kept in good condition (engine is well-maintained ect) then probably they’re only messy, not filthy.
“But I wouldn’t say they were messy as much as filthy. I think there is a difference between filthy and messy.”
Yeah. I’m messy when it comes to paperwork, etc, but I’m a fucking prude when it comes to hygiene.
Having said that, mess overlaps with dirt when it’s shit like food, underwear, bathroom towels.
When you leave your dishes out so long they stick together and form an ecosystem, you’re definitely filthy.
Or when you don’t change underwear or wash it very often…
I’d still say that is getting into filthy.
The top shelf of my bookcases do accumulate dust. However, the area aobve where I cook I keep clean. No one wants dirt in their food. My personal view is that is only messy, but some might say dust even in hard to reach places is still dirty.
Expected a silly article with no base. Found a funny and spot-on piece that kept me glued to the screen. Well done!
Also, would like to clear out that, although we point this out here in women because the target audience are all men looking for women, plenty of men do this; this filth is not gendered, but universal of shitty people. So if someone reads this and finds Little Mogadishu far too familiar, get a grip, don’t be that kind of person. You can be a better man.
Is that picture Amanda Knox?
If so, well done. Very, very well done!
Amanda Knox Rocks – if one wants to get murdered and have a tidy crime scene to lay in repose in until the cops finish and the meat wagon comes.
Oh that is fucking smart: putting in a picture of foxy Knoxy cleaning up. Coz as we know, she’s a real neat-freak when it comes to cleaning up incriminating blood and evidence, but used to be one of these shit-in-the-turlet-bowl and multiple-jizz-loads-in-every-orifice kind of girl. Well, she probably still is the latter. Bravo for subtlety.
I have worked as a general contractor at times in my life. When things were on a serious downturn, I’ve always been able to fall back on that license and skill set. The last time I got into refurbishing and repairing section 8 housing after the tenants moved out, usually.
I walked into places where it looked like people had just walked out after trashing the place. Things like two 50 gallon trashcans filled beyond overflowing with all manner of organic waste. Places where something had urinated all over the floor and no one had ever bothered to clean it. Places where all of the trash had been piled into one room and left, even though the dumpster was literally just across the street. Where the toilet had quit working either due to water being turned off or unresolved maintenance issues, and the people living there had gone right on using it. Mattresses laying directly on the floor with stains and pools of god know actually what on them. I found drug paraphernalia and drugs on more than one occasion, I just called the cops and had them deal with it.
The absolute worst, though, I walked into one apartment and the smell of rotting death and blood hit my nostrils. My first thoughts were, “Oh my god, what have I walked into?” I was trying not to gag on the stench as I looked for the smell, almost certain there was a human body somewhere. I found the source. It was a huge pile of used female sanitary napkins that had been tossed, apparently over many months, into one corner of the master bedroom.
The overwhelming majority of these apartments were primarily occupied by women who usually had at least a couple babies and baby daddies. How any human can live like that is beyond my understanding.
My pal was a carpenter for a local government and he had to go into houses when tenants had moved on, as the incoming tenants would often get new kitchen units and shelving, etc.
What he told me about some of them made me shiver. Pretty much the same as your anecdotes, really.
Fucking hell – that’s incredible.
Sure, my place can get a little messy sometimes, but I clean up every week or two. I dump all of my trash into garbage bags, and when they get full after a week or two, I take them out. Simple, yet these bitches don’t even clean up for company.
How are you doing Elven?
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Gettin’ rich?
I’m working on it. Muhahahaha!!!!!!!!
A King cannot run a castle without his own weight in gold and silver! But that is only the rambling of someone who hasn’t reached such a point yet…
If memory serves, P. J. O’Rourke once quipped that a single man never needs to clean his apartment but once between girlfriends.
Another question is how can someone allow their children to live like pigs. Unfortunately, your observation about single moms being dirty is usually correct in my experience.
An old acquaintance of mine was a single mom. She was fat, tatted up and completely undesirable. Her apartment had the fetid odor of cat urine mixed with dog shit. She was too lazy to take her dog out in the mornings, so the dog used to shit all over the carpet. This cow also neglected to stay on top of cleaning her cat’s litter box. Men used her for sex but none of them ever asked her out on dates.
No wonder she was single! No decent man is going to take up with a fat pig who can’t even keep her apartment clean. A woman can be gorgeous and accomplished, but she won’t be able to keep a man if she lacks domestic skills. Of course, feminazis like to pretend that some traditional attributes in men and women are no longer important.
Sluts will be whore.
Great article. Disorder in how you keep your things reflects a disorder of the soul
I think the perfect woman would be a post lobotomy, former stripper, age 25.
post lobotomy? How much more you want to take? Most barely got enough as it is.
This has got to be sarc of the year. Post stripping 25 year-old, hahahahahahahahahaha!
We need some humor here every now and then or else this shit will drive you insane . 🙂
Nice!
yeah, thats a hot look for a woman:
http://www.wallpaperup.com/uploads/wallpapers/2013/11/24/178801/79f63c0651c382a2eb8b12ac8276ee05.jpg
unrelated, but durn funny
http://www.reasonwithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jack-nicholson-one-flew-over-the-cuckoos-nest.png
http://listverse.com/2009/06/24/top-10-fascinating-and-notable-lobotomies/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr5bNSHW45U
…..with a flat head to lay a six pack on.
For those that don’t get the reference let me tell you about an engagement party I went to many years ago. The couple had been living together and was throwing a party to celebrate. I and several other guys were talking to the groom to be. Unbeknownst to him his bride to be was standing right behind him talking with a group of women. In the course of the conversation the groom to be said, “I am marrying the perfect woman.” She immediately turned and stated in a loud clear voice heard throughout the room, “Your idea of a perfect woman is one that is 4 feet tall, has no teeth, and has a flat head to set your beer on.” He just shrugged, as if to say yes and what is your point. Let me add that she was a little hottie and was dressed only in black silk lounging pajamas.
Apparently his hottie performed those functions without being a female pygmy and wanted everyone to know.
Wow, great descriptions, and dead-on analysis!
I think of these people as animals, living a shallow and base existence. People like this have convinced me that democracy as we know it (voting rights for all) is an ideological dead-end.
Nowadays, you don’t even need to go to her place of residence to find out if she’s a messy whore. Loads of women post selfies of themselves online, while standing/sitting/posing in messy rooms.
Amen.
“… sometimes I feel like that’s [sex] all you ever want from me…”
No shit.
This is why I enjoy paying for all the meals. It justifies the enactment of the pump and dump policy. So when they accuse me of just wanting sex, I can respond by saying, “All you wanted from me is food and attention. I feel so used.”
Nice! 🙂
I’m using that one.
You can also say, “I got what I paid for”.
they enjoy the pump as much as you do, so it’s no justification. pump for pump.
This is from my picture archives. My last girlfriend’s nightstand. I always cherish my memories of train wrecks that I’ve nailed.
Tats and pills… fits the bill
She also had a deep relationship with God and attended Church as often as she visited CVS Pharmacy.
It seems that “oppressive” traditionalism used to serve to protect young women from themselves. This one here was left up to her own devices and turned into a fucking mess.
Dude… fuck what she taking? How does one so young have so many prescriptions?
long story, but it stemmed from family problems, job stress, life not going as planned. She was one of those women, that played men and played the field and thought she had all the time in the world to do whatever she wanted. Then age 30 started approaching and along with it debt from the previous 10 years.
I have all those issues too but fuck if I take a single pill to cope.
Chances are good that there will usually be some sort of medicine designed to combat a mental instability in the medicine cabinet of most females. A lot of them are bipolar or just plain batshit crazy.
lol
Mah, dude. Is that a used condom?
Jesus….
Just like my ex.
Mine too!
Same here.
Damn, that’s a messy place. She appears to have clothes all over the floor and her bed-side table is chock full of stuff. Were the bed sheets clean?
The meds: what are they? Are they mood-stabilizers? That’s a lot of prescription medicine for a young person to take.
I hear many young to middle-age women are on lots of meds today. Such appears to be the case judging from these photos.
Girl’s cute though.
sad, truly sad…she had potential.. now nearing 30. The meds are Xanax and some other anti anxiety pills. Her bed was somewhat clean, but her place started deteriorating rapidly.
the years will not be kind to this juvenile cobra face, nor the tats. Looked filipino in the first pic, nice stab but you were right to dip out on this.
Yeah you have to stay away from depressives. Bad, bad, bad.
Every time I meet a girl of says “well, I used to be depressed” she is gone, gone, gone!
Ah, oh well. At least her picture hasn’t been posted on ROK for all the world to see.
Either on here or POF. Both are free. What’s the difference?
ANY hint of “emotional problems” and I dash. Period. YOUR emotional problems are not my problem, and God only know what you’re capable of!
And again, you know what’s more important than your emotional problems? My time.
All the male ‘pill heads’ I’ve known score from girls. The doctors write these girls whatever prescription they want just to get them to shut up & leave & because…pussy power. Man goes in wanting something stronger than Ibuprofen for back pain & it’s ‘get lost dope fiend!’ An old pal, now deceased, was getting 30mg morphine tablets from some girl, she had a prescription for 90/month…MORPHINE! I know her, she seems fine…I mean not an amputee or in a wheelchair. When I was in high school back in the 70’s ALOT of the girls had purses full of those black amphetamine capsules; which I liked, for ‘diet’ & valium; which I detest, for ‘nerves’, and quaaludes. Girls can always get pills.
I wonder if some of these femme pill poppers give their doctors special benefits in order to get those pills they want to pop…
Wouldn’t surprise me in the least.
well blow me down, that theory of mine didn’t take long to prove lmao
http://triblive.com/news/indiana/7406748-74/mir-court-indiana#axzz3RS2TAhth
I’m liking the personal archive thing. You should do this more often.
I’ll post a few more
You have no shame. Looking forward to updates.
Yes, Valium in there too (diazepam).
What a coincidence, the bottle on the left warns “This medication may cause discoloration of feces and urine”, seriously…
Hmm. Pink pee maybe? That sounds pretty sexy.
No, not pink, probably something that looks like her kidneys and liver rotted and the particles are now being expelled.
Regarding the feces, just visit her toilet and take a peek, surely she left a stool sample or 5 for the curious.
I would be really upset if my feces was discolored.
Just remember, friends, no matter how hard you try, you just can’t polish a turd.
Wow you are a fucking idiot. Prescription bottles with name and address, sexualized photos, AND defamatory remarks? You’re aware you could be found guilty of a crime here?
Piss off, you turd. Females do the same to us through their sites.
Yeah, just what the friendly internet stalker has been obsessively fapping to for years – his chance to get ahold of some medicated broad more psycho than him, with discoloured urine and feces as a free, extra bonus.
Fuck off. The bitches do the same through this:
http://www.onlulu.com
Posting highly personal and identifying photos like this is an incredibly shitty thing to do to someone who obviously trusted you.
It is like ROK watches my life and posts accordinally! Damn, this post is timely.
Probably???
Great observation. And oooh so true. In fact, on a month to month basis, I’d say some women drift in and out of the sloppiness mode. One month cleaner for instance, the next sloppy.. Guess which time she’s sluttin her body out on the carousel ? Very good pints here.
Great piece. Funny,
A+
If you can’t do the small things in life right, how can you expect them do the big things in life correctly either.
This is true for most women, living in their own filth…
My father used to tell me the following: “It’s all about death by inches, Mike. You start skimping on the little things, you’ll botch the big things.” As a 16 year old, I thought that to be nonsense, but discovered later in life that it is dead balls on.
Not to downplay the connection between messy and whore, but, we can also thank feminism for today’s female slobs. You can eat off the floor at my mother’s house and could perform surgery in my grandmothers living room – it was that immaculate. A messy home, even in the slightest, was a source of great shame for that generation. Then feminism came along and said things like cleaning, cooking and raising kids were not only “oppression” but beneath the modern female. So, you have literally a generation of disgusting females and its driven by a powerful combination of not accepting responsibility, conformity and this belief that their above stuff like, oh, picking up after yourself, cleaning etc.
Feminism has turned western woman into a Circus act.
LOL! juggling cats in that metal ball while the dude on the motorcycle goes around and around her
Absolutely correct! It was the duty of the mother to house train the female otherwise shame was upon you. You can bet if the chick is a slob, so is the mother.
Why couldn’t your mother afford a table?
Concerning the condom issue, my experience with Russian women (and Belarusian/Ukrainian), in Russia, is that 1 out of 30 would sort-of insist on wearing one, very few would mention it as an afterthought once the coitus is over, the majority would just expect to be mounted bare (to which I oblige, I hate condoms). Abortion being the preferred solution to deal with unwanted pregnancy.
Could somebody share their own experience.
Honest question, if you hate condoms, how do you not worry about catching anything?
A major turn off for me, a buzz killer. I just do without,
fully aware of the risks. As a mitigation plan, I tend to choose them
carefully.
same here bro..last 10 partners, no condoms.
Wish I could throw caution to the wind. I use them and I still worry about catching shit.
You are correct.
Avoid women who hang with bisexual males and fags, interveinous drug users, haemophilliacs, etc.
“Abortion being the preferred solution to deal with an unwanted pregnancy.”
As opposed to what? Kicking her in the stomach, infanticide or leaving the bastard urchin on a street corner? Abortion being a solution if services are readily available, affordable & she chooses to have one. Too many variables (and subsequent drama) for my taste.
You “oblige” mounting bare given the aforementioned risks coupled with that of potential disease. You really think some skank that lets you dip your stick sans rubber hasn’t done this countless times prior? Enjoy your AZT cocktail.
You’ve posted a couple times regarding your disdain for single mothers. Ironic, considering you seem hell bent on creating more of them.
Here is an early tell if a woman is a slob:
If, when she is taking her clothes off in front of you the first time, she consciously folds or lays down her clothes neatly on a chair or otherwise, she is a neat and clean person. If she just steps out of her clothes and throws everything on the floor, she is a slob.
Aren’t you supposed to be ripping her clothes off passionately?
Not enough room for that in the toilet stall at the club – lucky if there’s a coat hook in there.
A hoe with a dirty room is a dirty hoe.
A hoe with a regular room is a regular hoe.
If they run, they’re VC. If they don’t run, they’re well-disciplined VC.
And if they have well groomed privates with a floral aroma as well as a cosy HQ, they get to meet Richard.
Will “Flight of the Valkyries” be playing in the background?
Great article. Damn near pissed myself laughing. It has been a very long time since I have been exposed to that sort of self imposed filth. The clothes reflect the man. An untidy desk reflects an untidy mind.
an untidy desk means you’re actually doing some work. A tidy desk means you have too much time and not enough work. Cleanliness at home is another story.
Darn it Einstein… You should really clean up your desk… Gosh…
How can you even concentrate on your work with all those books on your desk?
If the moral behind this this story is “messy girls tend to be skanks” then i totally agree. I banged this one unworthy skank a couple of years ago; looking back i realized it must have been due to the breakup fallout i carried from my previous gf. I didn’t know she was a skank at the time but all the signs were there: she was a lush, she dressed provocatively, and she was an imbecile. I can’t think of any other reason why i would give someone like this the time of day (the big tits may have played a part)…especially after seeing her place.
The broad has two kids, and rents a house with a girl that i never met but is probably just as much of a pig as she is. Their place looked like bosnia if it had been invaded by women going through their periods. The serbian ethnic cleansing was less messy that the post apocalyptic pig sty that passed for their home.
I remember seeing clothes scattered everywhere. It reminded me of the emergency evac of pripyat right after chernobyl…i probably should have brought a condom designed to protect against skank radiation, now that i think about it.
The thing that stuck in my craw the most though, that came to mind after reading this article is seeing the shit stains on the toilet, and seeing a roach crawling up her bedroom wall. I should have left right then and there, but my one eyed mr “twinkle in his eye” had other ideas…sigh.
I could barely get it up because the picture of that toilet was almost too much to deal with. The Hennesy helped though. I stopped dating her once i found out she was surfing the web for more plugs from guys. The skank still owes me money too, but at least the lesson was learned.
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Banana face.
She looks like Gina from “Martin”
She has an exotic look, to be sure.
Props on having the balls to post the pic…..but did you meet her online???
Yes i did lol. I’m sure you’ve got a comment for that there. I met her on plenty of skanks..i mean..plenty of fish 🙂
“I’m a firm believer in not trying to change or rehabilitate a woman—I think that what you see is what you get.” ……… Invent a pill to get women to think the same way with regards to men and you will have a formula for happy LTRs and marriages.
The worse I’ve encountered was a woman, while on her
periods, crapping a massive load in my toilet and not flashing: Massive rolls
floating in a crimson sea, with a few having settled down.
I thought I’d get scarred for life. Somehow managed to wipe
the incident off my hinterbrain.
I have been in that exact same position. The girl I dated lived with two other girls, one was a whore and the other was a fat fuck with very short green hair. The place was constantly messy I never spent more than half an hour there at a time. The funny thing is when you ask them why it’s so fucking dirty, they ALWAYS say “it’s not me my roomates never clean”, no, NONE of you fucking clean. It seems most young women are completely incapable of accepting responsibility for their actions. Now when I see a messy apartment, instant pump and dump.
Millennial chicks don’t cook either. Even heating up food brought home from a restaurant confuses them.
That might also be because they are young. I wasn’t a good cook until about 25. My millennial GF is okay and learning but will never be as good as me because I have 10 years on her.
Kids can start to learn this stuff when they are 11 or 12. Seriously. Maybe even younger than that. All that’s really needed is enough height to reach stuff on the stove, enough strength (and common sense) to safely handle a pot of boiling liquid or a knife, and the ability to follow directions. Do the public schools even bother with this stuff anymore, or were all home economics courses eliminated?
Feminists think cooking for a man is patriarchal.
Home ec was eliminated the same time they got rid of my shop class when I was in junior high. Circa 1989.
Even back then I knew something wasn’t right……
I have no idea, but they should be. Between what my mother taught me, home ec and just doing it myself, I can cook, iron and sew like a Stepford wife. Balancing a check book and making a budget should also be standard 8th grade classes.
Against the law, reckless endangerment and neglect.
So many gems in this article. So many gems.
Learned this from Samantha aka Samm in grad school who on the outside was a pretty redhead, in-control, conservative girl who wore well put together preppy pastel outfits. Really liked her. Finally the opportunity strikes and we go back to her place and are making out. I see her bedroom – like a fucking bomb went off. Piles of clothing everywhere. Realize she is crazy and then she confirms it by saying she won’t sleep with me because her friend had called dibs on me. Retarded. I leave. Ended up hate fucking/pump and dumping the friend later just for revenge.
Survey says women who live in messed-up cluttered dirty apartments are more likely to take it in the back door.
Is the pic with the dogs an actual pic of the place?
Good insight.
Sloppy bitches are certified broken females.
Yep, ALL women are broken, correct? 😉
Of course they are, that’s why, if they mind the hygiene between the legs we will lick ’em where God split ’em.
Which reminds me, some years ago, J-Lo (on Diddy’s advice) attempted to get sizable insurance policy on her legs and ass.
No company would sell a policy, they all said (regarding her ass): How can we insure something that already has a crack in it?
I had an STR with a woman of the sort this article would describe. I then spent a year in what I could best describe as a permanent facepalm.
In another time and place, a bit of mess might be dismissed for some reason or another. In today’s day and age, we have to assume it is because she is tongue punching Betty Freiden’s feminist bunghole. She is rejecting the era she believes to be a genocidal holocaust – the 1950s.
The author is right – there is no changing this type of “woman.” Bang her, shit in the closet, an then high tail it out of there.
Hehe she probably wouldn’t bother going in the closet to clean up the shit.
Over my many years I have come to the conclusion that the majority of women are intrinsically lazy.
Thank God you’re not lazy, right? I guess you are investment banker slash world traveller slash big game hunter – just like all guys here? 😉
You picked the wrong one. I do actually hunt, fish and I trade derivatives for a living.
…and appear at the clubs with 3 Ukranian bimbos on each arm…
I’m too old to club.
At the RSL.
“Too old to club, too young to die”:
I’m messy as fuck. I hate spending any time cleaning, I find it a complete fucking utter waste of time. Now, I am not like a person from “hoarders” but my place is relatively messy to really messy, regularly. Am I a dead beat? No, I own my own company and I am starting a second one this year. I just don’t give a fuck about cleaning and rarely have the time, so I hired a house cleaner. Problem solved. Then again, I can’t completely disagree with this article because I’m also a huge fucking man whore.
That’s why women are meant in the home
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Perhaps your skank could’ve flushed the toilet regularly and cleaned the seat and you wouldn’t have gotten into that predicament.
“Looking back, I can say that almost every woman I’ve dated who has kept
her place neat and tidy has had a lower notch count than the messy
broads. Now, this doesn’t mean that the tidy ones weren’t sluts..”
OK, so I guess this means your whole “article” was without any point at all. Congratulations, you went on and on for eternity, proving nothing. By the way – what is the situation in YOUR home..? Squeky clean, right..? Or…?
Means they ain’t nothing wrong with a freak in the sheets, as long as she has a low notch count. A freak with a high notch count just proves her relationships are shallow and disposable. Nothing wrong with a woman who is a freak, as long as she chooses to expose it to a low number of men, thus validating you gotta be on a deeper level to see that side of her. A woman who exposes herself every way imaginable to anyone, is just that, a slut. A woman who gives herself entirely to only a few is wife material.
The freaky tidy girls always clean up before they leave the next morning, but after baking him a nice pie.
“She possesses a unique gift—the ability to tell herself lies with more conviction than she tells herself the truth.”
Gospel.
Great post man. So god damn true.
What a bitch. http://www.dailydot.com/lifestyle/samuel-forrest-crowdfund-son-down-syndrome/?fb=dd
The country’s laws suck too, man… 🙁 . Poor guy.
Chinese women must be sluts ,then.they have no basic personal hygiene.take it with a grain of salt when people speak of the ”traditional”women there .
Please tell us more.
http://cdn4.nwgimg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/you-left-the-toilet-seat-up.jpg
Seriously, though, probably nothing kills a boner faster than when she leaves her fucking tampons or wrappers for her sanitary pads lying around the bathroom.
Or used items of either.
Fuck me, yes. Especially when the (small) garbage can for them is *full*.
Shit, you give those pigs too much credit – I doubt they’d even know what the small one is for –
Reminds me of the outrages many an American has performed when alone in a small room with a bidet.
First time I saw a bidet was a foreign hotel. I thought it must be a drinking fountain for midgets or some lame attempt at an artistic faucet.
Here’s a de-gression for you:
1950s: expect girls to know how to cook and keep things clean and do both.
1980s: expect girls to keep things clean and be willing, one day, maybe, to learn how to cook.
2000s: expect girls to put out on first date and swallow.
If communists wanted to destroy the family, this was a good path: make women as unattractive as possible as future spouses.
2010s: girl says guy is a fag if he doesn’t want to buttfuck her.
ironically hilarious
I heard some skank begging the janitor to plunger her poopchute in the stall at a club.
He said, “What kind of guy do you think I am”? To which she replied, “A fag, that’s what kind”.
At which point I had to crash that party by pounding on the door “no-knock warrant” style and saying sternly, “Pinch the damn loaf already I gotta take a piss and someone puked in the sink before I got there”.
Pinch the loaf?!
“Pinch the damn loaf”, yes.
“Place smells like a skunk that crawled out of a dead skunks’s ass” is totally fucking hillarious.
“Irresponsible loser women raise irresponsible loser kids.”
Very sadly true, sir.
This is not a new observation. The very word “slut” comes from “slattern”.
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/slattern
Because the juicy-lucy gets slatternly from sluttery – and know, youngsters, that the slatternly slut who never tidies her slit (and expects your tongue on her clit and to do her paper for “Global Feminationalsocialist Lit” in exchange for ‘giving’ you a bit of dirty little ‘it’) is highly unlikely to flush down her shit or even wipe her anussy pit.
As an English major (I know, I know), I’ve had occasion to read copious amounts of “Global Feminationalsocialist Lit.” Unbearable levels, really. All I can say is, if any of those “bull-shlit” authors had bothered to rhyme as beautifully as the author has above, I might have bothered to commit some of it to memory.
The12thUnknownMan, I know that you won’t care one way or the other, but in my estimation you have now joined the ranks of Matthew Arnold, Christina Rossetti, Thomas Hardy, and Shel Silverstein.
1. Better than licking copious amounts of other male mammals spooge off of global feminationalsocialist clits.
2. I appreciate you taking the time to make such a groovy comment.
3. Dr. Seuss and Maurice Sendak were freaks.
I want to make this a poster and hang it on my wall
Just as long as you put a nice revealing photo of someone like Vaselina Hoe-lee or the late mAnna lick-hole Spliff on there.
Easily one of the funniest (and truest) articles on ROK in quite some time.
“And before any of you try to accuse me of being racist for saying that, I just want to make it clear that I wasn’t making fun of all black kids—I was only targeting the impoverished African ones with no food.” LOLZ
As for the mess, this describes an ex to a t. She was the most prolific slut I have ever been involved with.
If you have ever worked in a gym/health club like I did when I was a teen, you learn REAL QUICKLY by having to clean both men and women’s locker rooms who the real slobs are……….it ain’t the men.
Still baffles me to this day how women can leave used sanitary products on the floor next to the toilet, in the bowl or clogged the toilet with them when they are sitting there at practically eye level with the little container on the door for the proper disposal of such items.
I was friends with a woman who came from a good family. She was a virgin at age 23. However, she was also a nasty pig with no domestic skills because her mother never insisted on upon those things. We ended up losing touch because she hated the way I catered to my husband.
I feel that this list is true for men as well. During my naive twenties, I dated a couple of slobs and they were always irresponsible and selfish. They scared me away with their pig pen surroundings and pressure not to use condoms. Ewwww…no thanks.
My husband is the neatest man I have ever been with. I know that one of the reasons he married me was his admiration for my domestic skills and willingness to take care of him. He is very generous. I reciprocate his generosity and chivalry with wonderful meals, a clean home and a healthy sexual appetite. I was raised to be a wife who takes pride in her home and looking after her husband.
but this isn’t about you, attention whore elsewhere…
I didn’t know that responding to a blog with a personal story is “attention whoring”. Sorry but I won’t be chased away by some angry little boy.
My ex was exactly like this. Complete disaster of a room and car and a head case. She was a slut and probably a cheater.
We broke up 9 months ago and she probably still has my cum rags strewn about her apartment lol.
Ah what we all put up with when we were all young and desperate to get laid. Its funny you don’t put up with the shit, and don’t apologize for the shit you give out and it all starts working out.
This article really hits home for me. The reason is what I was in a long term relationship with a messy woman and I was a fucking blue pill idiot who WENT OVER THERE AND HELPED HER CLEAN HER APARTMENT.
Yes I was a little blue pill bitch. I wish I had found the red pill years ago. This web site and these articles could have helped me become a better man year earlier. Instead I lived like a fucking white knight cleaning up after a messy woman and not getting much in return. God I was her bitch.
THANK YOU AV8R!
Glad you enjoyed it, David. I always appreciate your support—thank you.
“And before any of you try to accuse me of being racist for saying that, I
just want to make it clear that I wasn’t making fun of all black kids—I
was only targeting the impoverished African ones with no food.”
Why do you even care about that you mewling pussy? Just make your AK-47 joke and move on without immidiately groveling on your knees afterwards
You clearly didn’t get the joke there, read it again…. SLOWLY.
Quick insight regarding those women who keep their places spotless; there’s the possibility that she was sexually abused early in her life. Before any SJW’s start pouncing on me, this is not my insight.
I was told this by someone close to me who was abused in her early teens. She told me this in order to explain why a mutual acquaintance of ours acted so bitchy and OCD/neurotic with visitors to her apartment. She wouldn’t even let her boyfriend lay his feet on the coffee table when he came home from a hard day’s work. According to her the psychology behind it is that the victim want to feel a sense of control in her space because she went though a such a traumatic event where she had none.
Dating sexually abused woman with OCD can be as bad as messy girl for oppposite reasons; she’s sexually and emotionally withdrawn, and uptight.
it is funny you said that. A few months ago I went out with an extremely clean girl who told me to take off my shoes before entering her apartment and she carried a dust cloth everywhere in that place. She told me that neither her mother or father hugged her, but didn’t mention any sexual abuse. She said the father was hard on her but didn’t give me specifics. She was also an A student in college and high school. You might be onto something.
” She said the father was hard on her but didn’t give me specifics. ”
Seems pretty specific to me.
*ba dum ching* She Femiz. Rape jokes are funny!
This post reminded me of an episode of Gray’s anatomy where the careerist go-gurl surgeon finally takes her immaculate, uptight boyfriend to her squalid apartment. I liked that show’s first few seasons because of how it realistically it depicted women. What I didn’t like about it is how it unrealistically it depicted the men. If that scene happened in real life, after Christina said “Still think it’s a good idea to move in together,” Burke would have replied “NO.”
Sometimes girls who’ve only recently moved out of home, say 18 to 21 year olds, are messy. They just haven’t got a handle on doing the stuff their mum used to do for them. I was the same myself. Having said that, there’s messy (clothes on floor etc) and there’s unhygienic. Bit of mess doesn’t faze me, rotten food or shit, gross
“After all, I made the decision to go over there knowing the place was a shithole, so I have to accept some responsibility for putting myself there.”
This level of thought is the difference between us and the sluts we bang. We would all do well to keep that fact in mind. Excellent article, true to my experience as well.
I “dated” a coke-head slut for a few weeks and her place was always a mess.
I’m kinda a slob too so I don’t know what that says about me. I could introspect but I think I’ll just drink 14 beers and pass out instead.
If you hate your life so much, well
……Glad I recovered in mine….Only you can change you, burying your disgust in drunkenness doesn’t fix anything.
Here in Oz in my student days I moved in with a filthy slattern to share the rental costs. Ok, so the place was a rundown hovel but it can still be kept clean and tidy. I wasn’t in a relationship with the woman, she was just a flatmate. Anyway, in the year or so we were there together she never washed her towel. It was the same filthy stinking putrid unwashed thing for a whole year. Needless to say the place was never cleaned, except by me. She had this pothead muso boyfriend that used to come around and bang her. One day I was very surprised to see her wash her bedsheets. She just filled the bath with cold water, poured in some detergent, got a wooden spoon OUT OF THE FUKKEN KITCHEN and stirred the whole lot around for a few minutes. She hung the fukkers out on the washing line in the backyard to dry and let the water out of the bath. The ring on the bathtub consisted of a substance unknown to science or mankind.
Story No. 2 is about a bloke I knew who was a sprinkler fitter. His firm got the contract to fit fire protection into all these old filthy housing commission flats (in the UK I believe that’s called a “council flat”, housing for the poor and so-forth). Well this entire apartment complex was to be completely renovated at the taxpayers’ expense, and not with the cheapest stuff either. E.g. the carpets and curtains had to be “allergen-free”, adding significantly to the cost. Well, after the renovations had been completed the sprinkler fitter had to go back into one of the flats to check something out. The tenant had moved back into the newly renovated pad, and the sprinkler fitter noticed cigarette burns all over the BRAND NEW ALLERGEN-FUCKING-FREE-TAXPAYER-FUNDED CARPET right beside the armchair. The sprinkler fitter said to the poor disadvantaged gentleman “What happened to the carpet?” and the cunt answered “I haven’t got an ashtray”.
“I clean up after myself, I show up for work, I’m financially
responsible, I exercise regularly—this is who I am. I do these things
whether I’m dating someone or not. I like to refer to this as “being a
responsible adult”—a fucking grown-up human being.”
God damn…we need to get this message out to many, many, many women (at least in the U.S.), A.S.A.P..
The apotheosis of role reversal: blokes complaining about “the mess”.
Americans have this thing of considering getting a cleaning lady a luxury, while it’s in fact a “two sweaters a month” kind of expense.
Fuck i love ROK
A.V. Yader is dead on accurate with this…listen to him, fair warning. He’s especially right about how this type seems utterly incapable of accepting culpability. I had a number of ‘fuck buddies’ that fit this description when I was young…I think we may’ve been fucking some of the same women…uncanny.
Bitter man …but my x was like that except she got too fat to sleep around. Nothing to do with upbringing …some folks are just pigs and think they are gods. Note to all – do not try to save these folks – you are not god nor should you attempt it…. Get out Get out Get out and move on. My x was a horder …I took a shovel of dog doo doo and threw it on her bed as I moved downstairs as a I couldn’t take it any more. She just slept right under it…At that point- I knew I was in over my head. All I can say to this writer – you ain’t seen nuttin boy.
Boy howdy…been there..THEY do NOT change, they just get worse and….(ugh) im getting depressed…
“I swear to God, the only thing missing inside this fucking dump was some AK-47 wielding malnourished black kid lighting an old station wagon on fire in the living room. And before any of you try to accuse me of being racist for saying that, I just want to make it clear that I wasn’t making fun of all black kids—I was only targeting the impoverished African ones with no food.”
Bro you shouldn’t have had to elaborate on this – if some jackass SJW didn’t get the reference you were making and then tried to blow the “racism” whistle, that’s just too goddamn bad! They can go Wikipedia screensuck and learn a few things about the world!
“I wasn’t making fun of all black kids—I was only targeting the impoverished African ones with no food.”
If you can’t see this line to be what it is – a joke(and a jab at SJW’s and their hysterical sensibilities) as opposed to being an apology of some sort then I’ve got some bad news for you, Son.
According to this I’m a whore? Wow, I didn’t know! Thanks, stranger for opening my eyes….
/sarcasm
You’re welcome! Now FUCK OFF back to jizzabell & thoughtless cuntalogue, CUNT!
No, thanks. I appreciate the concern, though.
This is spot on. I worked for four years as a cleaning contractor in London, and now and then we’d get called in to clean small flats in exclusive neighbourhoods, esp Chelsea with two or three women living in them. I used to call them “hunting lodges”. They would be just as you described, but you would be met by an immaculately turned out woman whose purpose in life was to snag a rich man who would never get to see the filth she lived in, and probably paid for a cleaner as well as a nanny. You can spot the ones who succeeded — pretty, expensively dressed women loading ugly kids in expensive cars.
it all called monkey climbing up into nicer more hosted and available resources she wont ever have to take care of. The man who catches her will voluntarily take over all the cleaning not realizing he is doing so for his comfort but her filthy ways will forever vex him for the sex he gets..Its prostitution nothing MORE, just no naked cash is exchanged, just access to his resources and money for occasional sex…Its a horrible trade off, the men NEVER win in this. Rent it and kick it the hell out, good riddance.
number of times ive cared about how clean my place is: 0
number of men that aren’t my fiance that i’ve had sexual contact of any kind with: 0
i guess one of us is wrong
Enjoy your male feminist ‘financer’, you bloated whale!
lol what financier? we work the same hours at the same job for the same amount of money. but if i’m a “bloated whale”, as you so ignorantly say, i guess it’s just as likely that i’m sponging off some poor man.
is it really that unbelievable to you, that a man and a woman could have a decent egalitarian relationship? i just don’t get it. have you never been loved or something? are you that jaded? do you all have mommy issues? seriously, someone explain to me the logic behind these assumptions, because i absolutely don’t understand how so many people are so full of hate. it’s one thing to say you’re done with chicks’ bullshit, but to immediately assume that not only am i overweight (i’m 5’4″, 110 lbs; but it wouldn’t matter even if you were right) but you go so far as to immediately believe that my being in a relationship means i’m not contributing to our shared life. what happened to you man? sheesh.
Purely transactional..you get his resources for access to your sex…
“If There’s A Mess On Her Floor, Then She’s Probably A Whore”
There’s an important word in there. Can you find it?
….not amongst the rest of the mess…..event though the title is NOT in it…..
As a woman, I know this is true. But it can also mean she’s just a flake.
Honestly, I’m a woman and I have to agree with him and I think it’s more than being a flake. It shows a complete lack of respect for oneself. A woman who doesn’t pick up after herself or at least take the time to clean her toilet (omgosh, that made me ill reading that) ought to be ashamed. A lady should be able to care for herself, her home and her family. How can she expect people to take her seriously when her home looks like the back-end of a condemned alley. Ugh. Gross.
This is gold.
Mostly correct but way too angry. you can have great relationships with 9 1/2 week messy house train wrecks… just don’t try to live with them! Assess the limitations of the person you are dating and accept them as you would have her accept yours. Then have fun. 🙂
This took me to a dark place….A place I have been before….The raw fucking was superb & at times worth it…But the filth….Dear Lord, the toxic filth in every room…
In addition, there is usually some kinda middle-aged carpet pissing yorkshire terrier in the picture too. I fucking hate yorkshire terriers
Thanks for this, it actually made me laugh out loud. I don’t suppose it would occur to any of you that SOME people (men AND women) work their asses off to the point that putting a few clothes and dishes away end up being very low on the priority totem pole. I’m in the military and I work 90 or more hours every week. Whenever I get a day off I FUCKING ENJOY THE DAY OFF… and yeah, sometimes that means getting a chance for the first time in two weeks to clean. My apartment is messy because I spend all of my time serving my country, making waaay less than minimum wage when I break it down. Somehow I don’t see how that equates to me being a slutty or incapable of taking care of myself or others. While I’m sorry for all of your guys’ terrible experiences with women, it’s more likely that you repeatedly fail to make good decisions about who to date or who to sleep with; I can only assume it makes you guys feel better about yourselves to judge ALL women on the same basis.
Thank you for your service to our country.
Military women are the biggest sluts of all. Science agrees.
Ill vouch for what you say as being the ABSOLUTE FUUUCKING TRUTH!!!! Lived it and wished I hadn’t….(cannot vouch for the article you cited but am pretty sure is GOD AWFUL TRUE across ALL the services.
My bedroom is untidy and messy. Mostly clothes and shoes and handbags on the floor. Fortunately I go over by my boyfriend he doesn’t come by me much. And if he does come, the chair in my room is angled against the corner so theres a nice space between the chair and the wall, perfect to throw clothes behind quickly if he surprises me with a visit. My main problem is clothes though my toilet is clean cause although i am certainly not a neat freak, i can’t deal with a stink toilet
yeah when I was in student housing….the girl apartments were ALWAYS worse, by miles. the girls always whined about it to everyone too. its like there was an open acknowledgement of this fact by the whole damn building.
I also found it interesting the guy apartments were either clean, or their mess was zoned off to a certain area. usually our individual rooms, or maybe the kitchen(but then the living room was clean) or the bathroom sink area(which mean the toilet area was clean).
girls however seemed to have their messes tossed all over the damn place.
Never had this problem with girls like this, then again, I rarely dated American girls, so yay me!
HA! love this article!
“If a woman can’t be bothered to bend over and pick up her dirty clothes, then it’s safe to assume that she can’t be bothered to remember to take her birth control or practice good pussy hygiene either. And the fact that she has a cavalier attitude towards using condoms with you means that she extended the same courtesy to all of the other guys who have fucked her (or unbeknownst to you, are still fucking her).”
Its more than just her living conditions that are a mess…IT WILL BE ALL OF HER (mentally financially and all aspects of her physically and everything about her that is a mess too, BUT WAIT…add in the kids because she DOESN’T mind her Birth Control, they will be a mess also NO MATTER YOUR BEST EFFORTS to be a Dad!)….
RUN for your phuuuucking lives to get away. you don’t want ANY of this sticking to you……..been there done that, PROFESSIONAL OPINION AND EXPERIENCE…and wish it weren’t so…..RUN FORREST RUN….word of warning.