Salsa dancing has seen a huge rise in popularity in the last decade and there are always a shortage of men in classes. Almost all major cities in the West offer salsa classes. I will give you my personal advice from the last decade dancing on how to sleep with female dancers and some salsa dancing tips to help you enjoy the dance more along your journey.
I dance the most modern style “cross body” which is danced in a straight line in a forward/backward motion, much influenced by the swing and mambo dances. I add in some crazy hand tosses and flicks to make it as convoluted as I possibly can. There is more skill involved in cross body compared to other styles and there are weekly salsa congress events in every major capital city worldwide attracting high-tier pussy.
There must be an emotional connection with your body language between you and your partner especially if you are to perform intricate turn patterns without scaring away your partner. As I experienced in my first two years of dancing was that I had all the moves but I never gave my partner eye contact or smiled. You can be the best dancer in the room but if you have not built comfort with her during the dance your efforts will be in vain.
I can also confirm you do NOT have to be the best dancer in the room to score with women. A beginner salsa female dancer will be much more impressed with some basic moves than performing your best turn patterns. As long as you’re smiling you can even step on her toes or bump into her gently and you’ll get away with it!
After the salsa lessons, the lighting is dimmed for the social dancing creating that sexual mood. Girls will wait to be asked to dance and those that are left behind are usually the fat or inexperienced dancers. Don’t ask a girl to dance. Simply stick out one hand, do a little up and down arm shake with both hands, smile, give her eye contact and she will take your hand.
Maximizing your chances of getting laid
There are many thirsty males seeking sexual relations so you need to stand out. I recommend forming a small salsa social circle, going from one girl to the next in your group when you go for drinks or dinners after salsa.
Some push/pull tips for pursuing girls on the dance floor when the interaction is going well is to say, “You are an intriguing and really interesting follower but it’s a little out of the ordinary your style. I like that it’s different but I haven’t yet decided if it’s strange or not. I think we should practice again soon.” Give her a smile and exchange numbers.
I advice against number closing the girl if she is unwilling to stay with you for a minimum of three consecutive dances in a row. Don’t ask her to dance the next song that is playing, just continue dancing with her and if she’s not interested she will leave you for the next chump.
There is time to briefly talk during dancing. You may well get her number after only one song and a quick chat but there’s a chance she will flake as there wasn’t enough rapport and comfort built.
Regarding girls who have already danced two consecutive songs with you and are contemplating staying for another is to ask them casually what it is that they want to improve on with their style. Preferably the man should learn some basic female following techniques or salsa dips/lifts that the ladies can appreciate you teaching them as they enjoy a new challenge.
Girls will be less receptive to sex in the fancy, posher dance venues in hotels and dance halls unless they are drunk as they are keen to keep their reputation intact, unlike in salsa nightclub venues where the environment is louder and darker and they have nights open daily aimed at all levels of ability. In that case, it’s much easier to find girls who are not actually dancers and are there for the first time looking for a fun night out.
It’s possible to make out with a beginner dancer especially during Bachata or Kizomba songs (the most sexual, up-close dance styles—perfect for your boner!). I recommend dancing with two beginner girls in salsa bars at the same time on occasions, building rapport with both. If she has brought a female friend along with her, feed her to a beta male. This will minimize the odds of her friend dragging your target away as you have built some rapport with the friend and you might not get cockblocked when you try to isolate your girl outdoors for a breath of fresh air or to another bar.
Why type of girls to look out for
Don’t get discouraged if the girl isn’t enjoying dancing with you. Choose an Asian dancer to partner up with as they are more submissive and will often let you practice with them for long periods of time, refraining from getting angry if you repeat moves. Not to mention they are usually the best dancers as it is impossible to have a good follower unless she is of thin-ish build unlike land whales whom simply can’t be spun well if you’re trying to practice double spins.
You will meet intermediate female dancers telling you that you have to lead this way and you’re doing it all wrong. Often they’re talking rubbish as they cant lead and can only follow. I’ve had a few girls in the past leave me during the middle of a song because I wasn’t smiling and they had no idea how to follow my complicated lead.
How to get better at salsa quickly
The best way to see your improvement on the dance floor is to get someone to film you and you can analyse your mistakes in comparison to good dancers on YouTube. Many dancers spend one-third of the duration of the dance doing “shines.” This means fancy footwork and showing off to your partner. Tips for doing shines is isolating your body whereby moving one foot or part of your body whilst the other part stays still, much like in hip hop and popping dance style. Learning all styles of dances will help your salsa greatly.
I suggest avoiding a feminine dance style and keep your masculinity in check. I use my own hip hop/funky style which I infuse into the dance. I recommend doing shines as little as possible, only 10% of each song. I essentially treat my partner like a rag doll, tying her up into all sorts of complicated knots.
There isn’t anything more fun than having complete control over a sweaty women on the dance floor who is forced to act as you lead her, watching her do the occasional slut drop. I purposefully do moves that spark some attraction with her. The love cuddle (wrapping her up fully), head roll (both your heads roll together touching), and ass spin (you spin opposite ways, bumping her ass as you spin) are my favorites.
Salsa is also social justice hell so you’ll have to be extra careful what you say.
Conclusion
It isn’t difficult to reach an advanced level of salsa if done once a week for two years or less depending on how quickly you pick it up. It’s only muscle memory. It’s very fun and addictive and you can make up your own variation of moves once you have reached a decent level. Most students skip the social dancing and go home which is detrimental to their improvement as this is the best time to practice. Stick at it and the rewards will pay off on the dance floor and in the bedroom. Happy dancing folks.
The timing of this article being posted right after an article being titled “DEMOCRATS CARE MORE ABOUT ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS THAN AMERICAN CITIZENS” has me to believe this must be satire.
The male dancers are all gay, take up dance and look gay too!
Can’t argue with logic.
Excellent observation.
And this is a gay/feminin dance.
But never underestimate the power of being a good dancer.
Myself I tried the tango a bit. It is considered a macho dance and allow a good frame around your masculinity.
An old flame talked me into going to a local dance studio to see her friend dance in a competition. After I broke up with the flame, I took out her dancing friend. Pretty cute women at the dance company. And boar-headed men get even the best company. If I had the green, dance classes are a sexy, easy way to meet girls.
That other article has nothing to do with me. My article isn’t satirical. Everything I have said is what I have seen and experimented on the dance floor.
It’s going to be a hard sell to convince men on here to take dance lessons when the first picture in the article features what looks to be a flamboyant gay man, good luck to you.
“If a guy’s on a dance floor really getting into it and enjoying himself and expressing himself, what does it matter how he is in bed? He’s gay”
Lol @ some comedian (usually the most aspie and awkward incels of all) making fun of superior males. Comedians are pussies whose saving grace is being the court jester
That’s true, however I didn’t add that specific photo. The article was very slightly edited once I submitted it, including that photo.
All anti-hunters should take up salsa.
and the ”hunters” should keep taking their ”buddies” in woods to…
…”hunt”
bunch of cowards
Dancing is for faggots. You’d only go there to creep on to chicks. Your time is better served outside hunting and killing stuff.
Lol
Cultures where men are not afraid to lead women are all about dancing. Cultures where women are “liberated” are where men are afraid to lead women and thus think dancing is gay.
Coincidence?
Ah yes those macho 5 ft tall brown bowling balls from Mexico and Gautemala … muy guapo
5 foot is all you got? Least they control their women unlike the 6 foot tall Nerdic lanklets. Just lol @ ugly brown ethnic sandnigs in Sweden cucking the “superior” White male.
Like Western men are some epitome of masculinity lmao
Fitz has a point. We don’t see mexico flooding in legions of afghans and pakis, probably because the men are still in control.
jbwilson,
More like the Afgans and Pakis have much more sense than to want to move to those shit holes.
Right they’re much better off moving to a Southeast Asian shithole and fucking transsexual ladyboys instead. Much more masculine right, JD?
PEACHY Macho Advantage
Those Brown Priders don’t care if they spend 20 years in jail for stabbing somebody in a bar…they have fuck all going for them anyhow so jail is not the place of deprivation it would be for the average Finnish telecommunications exec who likes his tropical vacations and his salary and his vehicle.
Fitz
In SE Asia you are far more unlikely to be killed as a bystander in a drug gang shootout. Latin America is a high risk place for violent death.
Do both!
NOTHING gets you laid like being a good dancer. I toured the East Coast in rock bands for years and thought I knew what easy tail was until I began dancing. The author is correct that Latin dancing provides the easiest route to the lay but ballroom and swing will get you where you’re going as well. I’m now nationally certified and teach dance, it’s decent money and I always have a line of women chasing me. Don’t believe me? Take lessons for 6 months and don’t have a rapist vibe and you’re all set. The worst outcome is, after 6 months, you’ll be a pretty good dancer and have a ton of new friends. Oh, and if fitness was your New Year’s resolution, salsa and swing make for great cardio. Best of luck!
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I remember that from when I was a kid.
On the radio, he sounded like a female.
It’s definitely a great skill to have, if for no other reason then people are always gonna want to learn ballroom, and there’s money to be had!
I’d rather not be a clown.
Leading women and being sexual is clownish now.
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No Western man needs to turn himself into a gypsy to lead women and be sexual. There are other more masculine ways for that.
Shame because Western Europeans have historically had dance as part of their culture until they became so weak that they can’t even bring themselves to lead.
Seems like you can’t tell the difference between traditional European dances and the gypsy-inspired Latin dances.
Well here´s my culture-critic, racialist comment:
IMO, the negro-brown people do incredible, spectacularly good dancing. Just turns out that I as a White man… this is not my expression. I express myself differently.
For the record: I tried my hand some 10 years in that field, Salsa etc., possibly some african style, brazilian. Came to conclusion that in the end, it´s not me. Love it all deerly but it´s not me.
White people, let´s have our own forms of expression!
And regarding our females: go with the brown people but then live in their countries. We´ll see if you really prefer Nice Ali to western civilisation and living standard. Let´s just see. Don´t have your lunch and eat it, too. Western civ comes with boring White man. What´s your choice? Hint: I´m not holding my breath.
I don’t dance salsa. The movements do not appeal to me whatsoever. I wasn’t specifying salsa. My point is dancing isn’t feminine. It is dimorphic. There are masculine and feminine ways of dancing. Men shouldn’t twerk for example. Anyway, those of you going by the masculinity argument need to be consistent. Do you have a problem with dancing because it is not masculine or not European? Europeans dance and masculine men do too. So your issue is honestly yourselves.
Dirty oily greaserito spic “culture”
As opposed to alpha Western male culture where women are kept in line amirite
FITZ
If you are going to reduce yourself to taking classes at the YMCA for 14 months in the hopes of getting laid at Salsa Sausage Fest why not just pay for the use of a woman’s anus, vagina and mouth for 15 minutes?
I mean this is available all over the world?
I ask you.
I don’t salsa dance and I can have sex for free. Next question.
For God sakes, go to dance classes because you enjoy the dance and want to learn, not to fake it to interact with women. Geez!
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Holy Cripes!
To people who say salsa or any kind of dancing is gay, you do realize that mating dances are absolutely natural between males and females across multiple cultures and species? People assigning faggotry to dancing do so because 1)they can’t dance and feel awkward doing so and 2)because they envy men who slay due to dancing.
But hey by all means keep being afraid of something normal and part of sexual expression.
I personally don’t dance any Latin style as I feel hip movements look better done by women but learning how to dance is a must if you ever plan on going to the club to pick up women. If you can’t dance then you will have a harder time. I dance mostly swing/ jazz variations/cutting shapes/ deep house shuffle/ footwork (basically more club friendly moves if EDM is the genre) and when a man can move women are impressed.
If you’re afraid of leading women because it might make you seem gay you have other issues to deal with. The only men who are afraid to dance are White Western males who are the most cucked of the world. Meanwhile ethnics dance and women respect tf out of them.
But I take it back. Not all white Western males are afraid to dance because American Southern guys are all about dancing with cuties be it line dancing, salsa, or other shit. That’s because the culture of the American South is less female domineering than other parts of the country and men aren’t afraid of women unlike most of the guys who read the manosphere. Chad isn’t afraid to grab Stacy and lead her on the dancefloor. That is more of a virgin/incel thought process. Any man who can grab a woman and physically lead her publicly stands a greater chance than the aspie fuck who is questioning his sexuality so stringently.
Ah yes because we should aspire to remain at the level of Prairie Chickens:
Who needs to explore space when we can “do the bump”
So in your aspie mind, humans should forego entertainment and sexual expression because “muh high IQ and discoveries”
Nice cope nerd
FITZ
No, but they should not go to the YMCA and try to verve it up like Antonio Banderas in order to hang around Salsa n Sausage fests.
I mean go to Amsterdam, Southeast Asia, or even use a rubber and pay for sex. You can get any kind you want.
“Chad isn’t afraid to grab Stacy and lead her on the dancefloor”
hahahaha how old are you? It’s not 1999! Chad is sitting home alone wanking his pecker while Stacy is dating Ping Pong or Sandeep.
Ha. White guys who aren’t afraid of women (unlike you) do just fine. Leave your basement once in a blue moon
try visiting a college campus retard
Ping Pong and Sandeep?
Asians and east Indian dudes are the lowest desired men, even in their own countries.
umm, no. Indians rank very low on the list of desirable mates.
Here in seattle a prostitution ring in bellevue was just busted. Girls were Korean, the ringleaders were east asian, and most of the clients were hairy Pajeets working for local tech companies. Why? Because they can’t find girls willing to date them in Seattle.
I’ve known a couple of east asian and white women who married Indians. Very very rare.
In all honesty, if Stacy is 8 or higher, she is drinking at the bars till 4 AM with whomever is willing to foot the bill, and then going back to the hotel room or apt. with same guy(s) as long as he (they) has/have a few bags of coke.
Those of us who work for a living and have to get up at 5:20 AM to do pushups/bicycle crunches/dips/etc.. before leaving for the train at 7:10 choose other ways of getting laid. Speaking for myself here, as always…
AUTOMATIC
This only goes on in Stacy’s life until she is about 25-30.
Then she either a) marries some Beta who will overlook her past or does not know (Or want to know) about it or b) become a full-fledged coke whore and end up a burned out cougar in a bar at age 40 who looks 50 or c) hold some sort of clerical job and do the Sex & The City route.
@ DB
Yep.
I actually agree with you about the value of leading.
Women still subconsciously want to be led at TIMES. That includes high powered career women types. Dance as a form of mating ritual is also a salient point to bring into the discussion.
Having said that, just not for me. I found musical prowess worked enough for my needs. I do admit, however, that dancing well would score you WAY more women than music, athletics, academic ability, etc. There is something very primal about it, particularly if the girl is inebriated. (Drunk chicks aren’t my thing… in fact, I hate drunk people so that rules out nightclubs).
Sadly the west has destroyed its old dancing traditions for the mainstream with the never ending need, for something new and different, either from within itself, or importing another cultures tradition.
I really don’t want to adopt cultures tradition unless its my choice.
The other thing that shits me is the woman are setting the rules once again. In doing so selling out their own culture.
I will also not watch chick flicks, rom coms, for the sake of getting laid, just can’t do it.
Plenty of Morris dancers left in the UK.
Men only, totally gay.
oh HELL NO!
if it were a good idea
it would have been invented
by Continental Europeans.
Judging by the number of Nobel laureates
from Puerto Rico and other such places (zero)
tells me you better AVOID SALSA LIKE THE PLAGUE
if you are interested in the advance of the human species.
Because Nobel Laureates get massive amounts of pussy. Bet women get wet when you throw in your chess tournament wins
Also, learn history fucktard. Latin dancing has roots in Andalusian and Canarian dances of Spain.
I love to dance bachata,merengue and salsa. That shit gotten me laid with Asian girls and black girls and white girls and my Mexican girls. Also like to teach the white girls and black girls and Asians with Mexican music that u can dance to. I know this doesn’t sound masculine but this article is spot on.
I took some dance classes but my knee issue stopped me. Definitely some hot women, turning themselves on and feeling sexy in the mirror. Learning salsa dancing is a super cheat code to meeting chicks.
I can’t wait to get back at it.
Why am i banned
Only weak cultures embrace dancing, that’s why Latins do such. Notice how most of the “men” look womanly too. Sure it gets you laid, but that doesn’t justify it. Those women want to s ex you because that is at close as they will get to l esbian s ex.
An inferior culture would rather dance then to learn how to fight. They are the type when invaders to bend over and say please r ape me with a big smile on their face.
A bit sick if you ask me. No wonder why South Americans are so poor and full of endless crime. For shame.
I dunno, I think mexicans and venezuelans would put up more of a fight against foreign invaders than modern germans, swedes, brits, etc.
I’ll take a mexican guy at my side in a bar fight LONG before I take a swede.
Lol
Keep coping phaggot
Latin men at least will fistfight a man for looking at them the wrong way. Latinas are afraid of their own men and respect them. Meanwhile European guys love to brag about how hot their women are yet can’t sleep with them while physically inferior and short ethnics cuck them without effort.
European women willingly are accepting their new place as concubines for Arabs, North Africans, and West Asian males who take things by force. Meanwhile you’re inventing some fantasy of cucking Latinos when you know damn well the average White American would shit his pants if your average Latino got in his face. Latino men don’t take shit from their women and White men apologize for existing. So who is the true bitch? Mexicans are on average 5’4 for males and they won’t pussy out from confrontation. White men are like 6’0 on average and more robust and let themselves get pushed around. In isn’t in the White man’s (especially Northern Europeans) blood to actively be dominant or a brute. White men want to try and think their way out of everything but this leads to them being massive pussies.
Just lol @ thinking your average Latino is in any shape or form scared of any White guy. Even Mediterranean cucks wit their small frames would get their skulls broken by Mexicans who love to box. But at least Mediterraneans are a bit more aggressive and have less inhibition (probably why their countries are shitholes too but at least they’re less cucky than Nerdics)
FITZ
Again, the German-American here.
I’m not going to kill some fucking Indian or Zambizo in a bar and fight of Jigs who want me to suck their cocks in the prison shower on a Manslaughter beef for the next fucking 20 years living in a cell.
I’d leave the fucking bar. I want to see some more countries, make some more money, get sex from a woman somewhere else in a world with millions of vaginas and mouths in it.
Kill or get killed in some fucking two bit club by a spic with nothing but his machismo? Maybe three on one.
And for all the tough motherfuckers out there here is a reality…in the joint, most of you will suck big black penis and choke on Groid jizz until you puke. Also you will have a jacket going into the joint that you wasted a Spic and if he is a local fuck his Cholo homies or his uncle in the Mexican mafia will be in the same joint-watch “Bad Boys” where an Irish-American brawler played by Penn ends up in juvie with a Mestizo whose brother he ran down.
Fitz, speak a little sense. White men have won the fight so far although the J’s with their parasitical cunning manage suck off the tit of Northern European capacity for organized violence. Beans, Jigs and other races are ultimately Betas in our society doing our shit jobs or feeding off our tax money-unless you are a white trash with an IQ of 94 whose in the same boat-so they are already the losers.
FITZ
“Cuckdom”
Again, the coarse brutal practicality of the German Yankee overseas here-
Why do I want some white low IQ woman who has sucked the cocks of beastly North Africans or Spics in ratty apartments to reproduce with me anyhow?
Let the Spics and the Berbers and the Jersey Guidos have em.
Let me also tell you what happens to all these thugs later on in life unless 1/100 manages to be a successful drug dealer AND holds onto his money.
At 40 they usually have jackshit to show for their life but long prison stretches and a felony jacket and by then they are too old to be intimidating the younger fucking Spic and Berber thugs in the street. They have never traveled or made any money and they will either be living in a cell for most of their life eating shit food on the fucking “downlow” or simply forgotten old thugs with no money or career at age 40, 45.
It is one reason they do not care if they die gloriously as young men…Spics and Berbers and Hoodrats know that middle age is nothing but a life of indignity being ignored by society and no longer feared by peers.
To get in the face of the average White man, the average Mexican man would have to stand on a chair lolz
Being short and ugly makes Beaners angry and resentful. Sort of like how the smallest dogs are always the nastiest and bark the most.
Why all the la Raza love homes? I could just as well talk about how all the short Beaners are scared shitless of the Blacks.
Gen Xile,
Prison rape statistics pretty much prove you wrong. Blacks don’t rape Mexicans, they rape Whites. So nice fantasy but no.
And Peach Bandit, you are a confirmed basement dweller. You think White men don’t date anymore and you think Mexicans are more pussified than Whites. That is cute. Meanwhile who is the readership of the manosphere? White men mostly because others don’t have to worry about their women running loose and being whores. White women are fast on their way to being a demographic of welfare queens akin to Shaniqua in the hood. Least Mexican women pride themselves on cooking and household duties.
Yet somehow we are supposed White men are more masculine. Again, consider the readership of MGTOW, game theory, and other manosphere sites are mostly Western Whites who can’t control their women. If Western Whites were so masculine the manosphere wouldn’t exist. Hell even the Romans noted how the Nerdics (Vikings) were cucks from the beginning with their Scandinavian women’s rights garbage. The Nerdic man has in him the spirit of kowtowing to women since he is born. Might explain why they have feminine blonde hair and light features into adulthood where other Europeans lose the neoteny and become men at some point while Scandinavians walk around in a perpetual childlike state which explained why they are all about “muh socialism”. Kids love being taken care of after all.
One thing you can’t deny: Mexican women respect their men unlike White women who have 0 respect for White men.
And height is lower in Latinos than Whites. Good job at this discovery. Maybe it helps you sleep at night knowing you’re taller than the guys who actually get laid and control their women. How does that really make you feel? And they are so inferior to your Nordic genes!
FITZ
Completely missed my point
The Cholo at the bar does not care if does 10 years in the joint jerking off in the barracks of the prison for Manslaughter. He’s not going to make any money, travel or do anything but hang around his dusty barrio anyhow.
That’s why you got banned.
Spot on in regards of dancing, I too was affraid as phuck to dance and thought that only retards and show offs do so. Until I tried that is and understood that its a natural thing to do and if you let go of your own insecurities of looking dumb as fuck(which everyone look like when start dancing from scratch, even if youre good at one dance, you might suck worse than total n00b when beginning different dance style) youll see that its natural thing to do no matter if, as we say over here, both of your legs being lefties.
The truth is, women love to dance, they love to be lead and being under controll during dance, to see that leader leads and she follows, people are meant to dance and sing and do other creative shit, its just how we roll. In my country its very popular to sing in choirs and dance in folk dance clubs dressed all up like our ancestors did in their best days and only insecure incels think its dumb or gay to dance or sing.
As for the author of this article, you talk about slaying on the dance floor, rubbing asses and dicks against pussies and then write this:
“Salsa is also social justice hell so you’ll have to be extra careful what you say.”
Youre not supposed to talk during anyway, not much anyway.
been there, done that. I have zero ability in dance. In fact, probably negative. Which is odd considering I was a very good athlete and also highly trained musician. Doesn’t translate into dance.
Anyhow, I took salsa for 6 months while in grad school. You are right about the gender ratios, but it doesn’t mean you are going to meet quality women. For the most part the ladies I met were decisively left wing and flaky. The only ones who were very chatty and very aggressive were 19 year old Indian chicks (ugh, no thanks. I have a dog if I want to touch something with a ton of body hair). I did do bachata with some young white and east asian women, but I got the feeling that I wouldn’t last 10 minutes in conversation with them before our heads clashed on values.
Sure, it is social and a challenge. Unless you are latin or south america, I don’t think you are going to find your wife at a class.
Learning the basics of a waltz sets you apart from the rest at a wedding reception and low key dances. Your knowledge of moving your partner around bleeds into other styles of dancing such as at a nightclub, of which I’ve heard that a couple salsa lessons can improve your natural rhythm dramatically.
When a girl your dancing with feels that you can dance well and yet masculine she’ll step up her game to try to keep your attention. When she’s moving for you, she’s investing in you.
And let me tell you, Pro dancers are my preferred bang.
How a White Man Cucks Other Races
You leave their geographic location and then they do not have your fucking taxes. I don’t pay taxes on the pittance money I got in my life from what I did to stay out of the shitty fucking US interior while the nest generation of whites was reduced to beating off on internet porn all day and the US went downhill into a second-world country.
…When whites leave, a place sinks into shitty oblivion. Asians are capable of running decent cities but JOOZE are kind of lopsided in a half-ass Mediterranean Semite it is good enough kind of way despite their IQ which is why Groids get pissed off at the J landlord in Crooklyn. So they cannot run a first-rate society either.
If every white man in the US immigrated to Australia tomorrow you’d have a Detroit crossed with East LA although the Cubans are essentially Gallegos and Arab-blooded Canary Islanders with enough intellect to probably sort of run primary economies the Groids would scratch their heads in befuddlement.
They’d eat the Asians alive and loot the shit out of theirs and the JOOZE strongholds with no white men in uniforms if every white man felt the way I do and just did not give a bloody shit about North America.
So the Beans, Jigs, JOOZE are already a bit cucked. They rely on both organized violence of whites to keep society jackbooted together AND our capacity for law and order prosperity.
JOOZE are intelligent but it runs to a parasitic wheeler-dealer verbal dexterity and not a spatial practicality. They can conceive of diversions for whites like Lonely Hearts clubs such as facebook or porn but when handed US billions to build a society they operate an Eastern Mediterranean backwater (And if they are controlling whites like sheep than said whites deserve it for being stupid townie 96 IQ fucks).
Who cares if most male dancers are/look gay? That just means less competition, so more chicks for me. It’s not like you’ll turn gay from dancing, unless you’re already a closet homosexual.
All the naggers here really killed the comments section. Truly the curse of the pickup-community, loud mouth, no substance, no money and aggressive towards everyone but their own.
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Don’t get discouraged if the guy isn’t enjoying banging with you. Choose an African partner as they are more aggressive and will often let you practice with them for long periods of time, refraining from getting angry if you repeat moves. Not to mention they are usually the best felchers as it is impossible to have a good catcher unless he is of thin-ish build, unlike land whales whom simply can’t be blown well if you’re trying to practice double blowbangs.
-How to get better at degeneracy quickly
The best way to see your improvement on the dance floor is to get someone to film you and you can anal-ease your mistakes in comparison to good dancers on RedTube. Many dancers spend one-third of the duration of the dance doing “shines.” This means fancy footwork and showing off to your African male partner. Tips for doing shines is isolating your body whereby moving one foot or part of your body whilst the other part stays still, much like in hip hop and popping dance style. Learning all styles of dances will help your gayness greatly.
I suggest avoiding a feminine twink style and yet keep your masculinity in check. I use my own hip hop/funky style which I infuse into the dance. I recommend doing shines as little as possible, only 10% of each hookup. I essentially treat my partner like a rag doll, tying him up into all sorts of complicated knots.
There isn’t anything more fun than having complete control over a sweaty man on the dance floor who is forced to act as you lead him, watching him do the occasional slut drop. I purposefully do moves that spark some attraction with him. The love cuddle (wrapping him up fully), head roll (both your heads roll together touching), and ass spin (you spin opposite ways, bumping his ass as you spin) are my favorites.
Gay life is also social justice hell so you’ll have to be extra careful what you say.
-Conclusion-
It isn’t difficult to reach an advanced level of gayness if done once a day for two years or less depending on how quickly you pick stds up. It’s only muscle memory. It’s very fun and addictive and you can make up your own variation of moves once you have reached a decent level. Most deviants skip the public fornicating and go home which is detrimental to their improvement as this is the best time to practice. Stick it and the rewards will pay off on the pelvic floor and in the bedroom.
Happy flag-dancing folks. 😀
Dance Papi …….. comic genius.
Not a fan of the salsa but dance, in general, has always been good to me and I enjoy the fluidity of movement. If you’re trying to get laid, it can be a key indicator of health and rank.
Some dudes find a conduit to dance through other disciplines like drumming in youth, then maybe cross over to athletic break-dancing and other rhythm-based “martial arts” style dance like Brazilian capoeira and even parkour (freerunning), like a dance with body movement over solid objects. You can see the “dance” in all sorts of sports if you look closely enough. It’s one of the reasons we admire grueling Tour de France mountain stages…and come to see how there is a potentially deadly dance in risky things such as skydiving, etc.
Salsa is formal and structured, but most dance lies in the abstract. You can hybridize dance styles in the club or house party to suit your own personality; women love it, even if you’re the serious “masculine wolf” style dancer, dark with the red/black-pilled movement. It can be done. The combinations and opportunities to increase SMV through dance are pretty much limitless in the correct leisurely environment (and ONLY after the day’s work is done…you have to “earn” the free moments to dance, IMO, feels best as a reward for a life well lived).
Ladies who are looking for male companionship love seeing that rhythm and the animal joy of seduction in you. You can telegraph a few ways she’s going to get fucked royally once you clear the dance floor together. She’s stoked to be near you, no booze or drugs even required.
Dance.
I avoid LTRs with girls in salsa dancing like I avoid girls in grappling sports. They’re major slut tells.
This article sucks. Pretty sure it gave me cancer. Don’t ever post anything like this again.
Great article. I’m a big believer in only taking advice from people who have achieved what I want to do. And Jeremy Towner’s done it!
Metal rules! Fuck dancing.I proudly wore my Slayer and Cannibal Corpse T-shirts to the dance club and got laid anyways
Really ??
Really ROK, you should delete this article ASAP! The name of your website is called Return of Kings.
You post an article saying that a man should take up dancing for the purpose of getting girls. How about posting articles about hunting wild pigs with your bare hands. Taking dance lessons and standing around hoping to dance with a chick I order to get laid goes against what I thought this site stood for. Namely , being Alfa and going your own way. Not being a beta and doing anything with the sole purpose of getting laid. We’ve tried that crap.
It is time to be the King!
Not the court jester
Truth is, while most men dancing latin dancers aren’t gay or emasculate, they aren’t the most masculine looking in the world either, so if you combine salsa/bachata with lifting, you are going to get great results. Kizomba is a different story since a lot of the male dancers are blacks. Better be tall and don’t be ugly