Two days. That’s how long it took for our article The 5 Easiest Clubs In The World To Get Laid to go viral in Finland, home of the number one easiest club, Milliklub. Here’s a sample of the coverage:
- Täältä lohkeaa helpoiten – helsinkiläisyökerho kyseenalaisen listan paalupaikalle!
- Näistä maailman baareista heruu helpoiten – ykkösenä suomalaisravintola
- Bloggari väittää: Helsingin Milliklubi on maailman paras pokauspaikka
Our article was blogged and tweeted extensively in Finland, with Facebook being the biggest traffic source. Here’s what our Finnish man on the ground had to say:
It has been referenced at least a few major Finnish radio stations, the second largest newspaper in Finland, a TV station etc.
The marketing manger of Millklub gave a prepared statement:
Phones have been ringing and the Facebook and chat have been filled with people asking about the listing. It would be really enjoyable to laugh to the listing with the buddies but it offends our female customers. The same women who visit our Club also visit other clubs. We do not want anyone to be offended by the listing.
Allow us to translate his statement…
- “…but it offends our female customers” = Finnish women are easy.
- “The same women who visit our Club also visit other clubs.” = Finnish women are easy everywhere, not just our club
- “We do not want anyone to be offended by the listing.” = Everyone got laid this weekend because Finnish women are easy.
All kidding aside, it was a big traffic bump that beat our ugliest feminist surge…
And what’s great is we got absolutely zero hate. Respect to Finnish people, who while somewhat androgynous, have a great sense of humor. Kiitos!
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Roosh I submitted an article twice, no response at all, did you receive it?
Okay I got your second email, which I flagged, but not the original. Please re-submit to [email protected].
Just sent it, thanks.
Haista vittu!
Roosh, you are slowly perfecting the fine art of trolling, and I mean that in the best way possible. It’s seems like you absorbed Ryan Holiday’s book and went running with the information.
I’ve been to finland four times and it is a blast there. just bring a lot of money
Finland’s a cool country, it doesn’t surprise me that they had a good attitude about it. But man, that language of theirs is something else…I don’t even want to try to pronounce the title of one of those Finnish articles.
Btw is that Malta at #13? Huh….
But man, that language of theirs is something else…I don’t even want to try to pronounce the title of one of those Finnish articles.
Copy it into Google Translate and have the Finnish lady robot say it for you. 😀
Actually, Finnish is completely phonetic, so in a way it’s actually easier to (eventually) pronounce it than Scandinavian languages.
Finnish is one of the hardest languages in the world, though it is phonetic all the way. I wonder if you meant Finland to be a cool(fancy) country or literally a cold place, it’s both.
Haha Finnish people are awesome, I just keep thinking of Kimi Raikkonen.
The zero hate makes me happy, maybe the world isn’t so bad after all.
Thats fucking cool. I now love Finland.
Lets all the suckers go to milliclub. Below average woman there and NOT so easy.
Btw: just LOVE finland. 🙂
Finland, Finland, Finland,
the country where I quite want to be …
pony trekking or camping,
or just watching TV …
Finland, Finland, Finland,
that’s the country for me!
Always liked Finns, in particular the ice man, Raikkonnen.
Hah, they may be easy to get laid. Try to marry one and then you are really screwed!
I’m curious…. Why?
I just laughed when I saw this on Facebook, because I’m pretty that’s true, even though I’m a Finnish woman. I think we just like guys from sowewhere else, ’cause they aren’t so jerks as most of the Finnish guys, they are classy gentlemen 😉
^ yes what is your mail address?
Thank You for cock-blocking every foreigner guy there is that is trying to score at Milliklubi.
(not that I liked them before either, too eager to my taste)
I hope that you ‘men’ like it there with just each other.
Expect the flower bouquet from the bar’s owner any day now…
Finnish women are fed up with the finnish guys so there’s a reason why we seem easy for foreigners. I personally go hot for italians, spanish etc.
I spent July 2014 completely pile-driving a 26 y.o. girl from central Finland.
Her face was bout a 4 but her frame was a 9.5. She ran 10k’s & was built like a fire hydrant & she love to get pummeled. I love Finland.