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Why High Heels Are Attractive On Women

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If you think about it, there isn’t a strong logical reason for a man to prefer heels on women. While it has a good aesthetic in revealing the outline of a woman’s foot, it doesn’t show more skin, and the heels also don’t perk up the ass as much as you think (try it yourself in the mirror by lifting your heels a couple inches. So why do heels appeal to men such as myself?

Because it makes women appear weak and defenseless. It brings out the masculine nature of men who want to protect women.

If a lion emerges from the jungle and there are two women in front of you—one in running shoes and one in heels, who will you instinctively help first? The woman in heels can not run away, so you must swoop her up and take her to safety. The woman in sneakers can probably make it on her own. Anything that makes a woman unable to protect herself will trigger the primitive area in a masculine man’s brain to save her, for in ancestral times men had to actively protect their families to ensure their survival.

Every now and then I run into a man who doesn’t care at all for heels. These men may be smart, and they may get laid, but they’re not masculine. There is a weak urge in their core to be a protector and defender. They’re completely content with a woman who wears dirty Converse shoes and can protect herself.

In countries with masculine men, you will find the bulk of women in heels—women who are thin and fragile, who have long, impractical hair and nails that don’t help them in the case the lion makes his appearance. To feel masculine and strong, these foreign men demand their women appear feminine and “weak.” In the United States, however, the women want to feel masculine and strong. That leaves only one remaining role for the men, a role that I hope you are not filling.

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73 thoughts on “Why High Heels Are Attractive On Women”

  1. In my opinion, high heels are attractive on women because they flex her calves and tip the hips forward and in doing so, elevate her genitals as if she is presenting herself to be fucked. That’s enough to drive any man wild.
    Haven’t previously considered your theory though, Roosh—very interesting.

    1. Yea more like this for me. The way they have to walk in them is provoking and have to be taught to look good, but don’t see any correlation with being defensless. Also, makes their feet look smaller due to the angle made by high heels, that is very desirable feminine trat, right?

  2. They also can’t slouch when wearing heels. Generally girls who wear heels spend much more time working on presenting themselves as attractive which is a win-win.

  3. I never really cared for heels…for me, I prefer a woman in flats…specifically those flats that have ribbon bows on them…women wearing those come across as vulnerable and innocent…women in heels come across as experienced…oh, well…to each his own…

    1. YEP!! High heels and long, painted fingernails and tonnes of makeup are the three major turnoffs for me (on women who should be attractive). If you disagree you probably think Kim K is hot.

    2. Hah, I came to post almost the exact same comment. The sweet, gentle girl in flats is always going to be more appealing to me than high heels, clown makeup, and long painted fingernails. There’s more than one way to be feminine.

  4. I think the defenseless thing is only a part of why heels are hot. When you watch videos of Russian hotties play basketball or run 5k races in stillettos, they don’t seem so defenseless anymore.
    Somewhere online there’s some info about the man who invented high heels (of course it was a man!). I’d go look for it, but I’m busy, so I’ll just summarize. The guy was Italian, and a sculptor, I’m pretty sure. I believe that he said the female calves look much better in heels, because it makes the belly of the muscle “pump” (hence the eponymous reference for heels) like she’s running or jumping. So it really started with the aesthetic of the lower leg, which I happen to agree with.

    1. I think the appeal of heels is that they are a Phallic symbol.
      Its like she’s got a rock hard penis attached to her in public.

    1. Yea a fat bitch Probubly can’t get away from a lion either and I don’t instinctively like fat bitches. I loath fat bitches.

  6. “Every now and then I run into a man who doesn’t care at all for heels. These men may be smart, and they may get laid, but they’re not masculine. ”
    As an Alaskan man, I can tell you this is wrong. You don’t need glitz and glam to remind you that you are the protector and provider. You know it because you live it and your women treat you like it. Granted I like the girl to sauce it up every now and then in a sleek dress and heels, but Danskos and Xtratufs will work most of the time.

    1. There’s a huge influx into Brooklyn, NYC of hipter chicks from the Northwest (Oregon, Portland, Vancouver) wearing those Danskos clogs and Xtratufs. Ugh! Bro you’ve been in Alaska waaaay too long! Those shits are NOT sexy.

      1. A. The pacific northwest can suck it. Fucking wannabes.
        B. Never said they were sexy, just that heels aren’t needed. It’s a different vibe up here the chicks have of being feminine yet outdoorsy that is pretty cool. In the end the broads still know the man is in charge. It’s definitely not PacNW man hating feminist vibe.
        C. I do like travelling to southern cities. Does it get much better than a 22 year old in a sun dress?

  7. That’s exactly what I’ve been thinking too! The defenseless thing!

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  9. I couldn’t agree more but I’d like to add a few things to this. Sure, it makes them look more fragile but if they can walk good in them, it also gives them an air of elegance. That’s also a very important thing, in my opinion. An elegant woman is a feminine women.
    I also want to say that anime exploits the desire for fragile looking females a whole lot. It’s probably a big contributor as to why so many Western guys also like it; they miss the femininity of females in Western media so they go look for it elsewhere.

  11. Exactly…it’s not just how it looks, it’s also what it says. One of the many common idiocies of our day is the idea that what one wears is inconsequential to who one is and how one is to be treated. It’s nonsense, of course, what one wears is one of the strongest forms of communication in society. When a woman is wearing high-heels, she’s in part recognizing and announcing that she’s weaker than men and desires their protection…protection that’s more likely to be given the sexier a woman is. That’s basically how civilization was built when you really think about it.

  12. Interesting theory, Roosh.
    I have actually sold women’s shoes in a high end dept store. I know more about that stuff than I ever wanted to.
    My take on heels is that they are disastrous. From a practical standpoint they ruin women’s feet and cause them terrible pain, even before they are 30 yrs old. Hammertoes and the like- seriously hideous. It’s not that I want to white-knight and protect them from teh evil heels, its just that I can’t help but think what a monumental dumbass they must be, to be willing to ruin their feet for fashion. Your feet are pretty fucking important. Further, they pay top dollar to ruin their feet.
    As for the theory of making them look helpless, yes, I can see the appeal… but I have been out on actual dates with chicks in high heels and it’s a total headache. They can’t fucking walk! You have to carry them or whatever if you ever want to get anywhere after about the first ten minutes. They are just so monumentally dumb in every way.
    The guy in this thread who mentioned girly flats, especially with little ribbons on them or whatever, has it right. It is feminine AND practical. Conversely, the girls in heels are more like skankish hookers, whereas the girls in girly little flats are more schoolgirly/innocent looking and there’s a lot of appeal to that.
    Plus they can fucking walk.
    I like your theory, it just doesn’t hold water for me when I examine it.
    I will reconsider my stance on heels IRL in light of this theory, see how it holds up.
    also, I am hoping for a reply to my email. Thanks man

    1. Yes if I had to choose just one, I’d rather have a chick be able to keep up with me on the trail or track than see them in sexy heels all the time.

    2. 10 minutes and then you have to carry her? I’ve never once seen such a thing.

    4. Man what are you thinking? why would anyone value their health over appearing temporarely sexy?!!11 so what if high heels damage the feet, it’s not like they’re important anyway! plus, if your girlfriend ends up in a wheelchair she’ll be even more helpless and feminine! you can carry her around everywhere if you want to! what could possibly be more sexy than that!
      Rooshy, don’t listen to him! you hairy face and rugged appearance is ten times more attractive than this man who appears to have a brain!

  14. Interesting theory, but I feel like you’re overthinking it. Heels make women look better because it makes their legs look longer, flexes their calves and thighs a little bit, and subtly shifts their posture to makes their asses look a little better.
    Do not underestimate the effect of lengthening the legs. I’ve seen many a short girl go from well proportioned, petite hottie to stubby/stocky just from taking off her shoes.

    1. This is especially true with women ages 18-24 with average looks. If you’re hooking up with one and she pulls her shoes off in the bedroom, all of sudden she goes from that decent 7 to a 5.5 as her body become short and stout.

  15. I think this masculine desire to protect women may have been the original rationale for the old Chinese practice of footbinding. While this custom may have been extreme, the logic behind it is the same: to bring out feelings of protectiveness in men for women. The hobbling nature of footbinding also apparently enhanced the perceived sexiness of the female walk.
    High heels perform the same function. They also have the added advantage of thrusting a woman’s breasts forward and her ass out. So, helplessness and visual stimulation are combined in the bargain.
    On some level, clothing and accessories perform a sexual stimulation function, whether it be for preening, validation, or displays of power and fertility. Men had such clothing too, in the past: anyone remember the codpiece?

      1. Heh, heh. Now wouldn’t that be grand? If ever there was an alpha-male identifier, it was the codpiece. Isn’t it amazing how sound “game” principles are on a biological, historical, and sociological basis? Game denialists know nothing. There have always been ways in human societies of identifying the alphas. Some of those cues are visual, and some are behavioral.

    2. I’m glad you brought up the Chinese foot binding. I was just at a museum exhibition on this in Shenzhen, China last week. It turns out that one of the main reasons men liked their women to get their feet fucked up and deformed was so that they couldn’t run off with another man. Even better than the the weak ass hobble lions can only hope for. Chomp chomp chomp.

  16. I think it the visual appeal is in the hip action – there’s more swaying. It also causes the breasts and hip to thrust out more so she’s less slouched.
    There is something to the defenselessness of a woman wearing heels. She’s more clinging to her man.
    But what I don’t like is that she has to walk slower, especially over rough ground or sidewalks.

    1. “I think it the visual appeal is in the hip action – there’s more swaying. It also causes the breasts and hip to thrust out more so she’s less slouched.”
      Yup.

  17. I’m rather short, so high heels on a woman = taller = more of a condescending bitch.
    Roosh you are what, 6’3″?, so I can see how you would like it.
    I on the other hand would ban them outright under my dictatorship.

  18. Personally I prefer my women short … the top of the head should not come up higher than my chin. It has to do with that masculine feeling I get from knowing that I can pick them up & throw them around my bedroom while we are having sex. If a woman who is really short wears heels that’s fine. If a woman is at the borderline or a little too tall for me to begin with & wears heels that can be a deal breaker.
    Stupidity is also a turnoff for me … so wearing high heels to a dance event or on a hike would be a deal breaker.
    I suggest, Roosh, that you stop assuming that your own personal tastes and preferences are the ultimate marker of masculinity. They’re just your own little quirks.

  19. The only thing hotter than heels and a flattering skirt are twins in heels and a flattering skirt.

  20. Early in my dating career, I once asked a girl who was 5-2 and about 20 lb overweight why she wore boots with obviously uncomfortable 5 inch heels. She said that she liked how she felt wearing them, that they made her feel slimmer. Which shows you how women think – if it feels true, it IS true.
    I’d also point out that 4 inch heels are a real power statement for women; women who seek powerful positions in office hierarchies typically wear heels if they can manage them, and 4 inches makes a real statement. As it turns out, the average woman in the US is 5-6 and the average man is 5-10. So, four inch heels puts a woman eye to eye with men, on average. So, she FEELS equal with men. Coincidence? I don’t think so.
    I’d also point out that it’s not the heels that makes women attractive, it’s how they walk in them that counts. I’m not quite sure how they do it, but there is a real difference between a woman who really knows how to use what she’s got, compared to a woman who clumps along uncomfortably.
    I understand what Roosh is saying, but I think that women turn it around (at least in their own minds) to make heels a power statement about their sexuality. I truly believe that there are plenty of 5-6, 115 pound women who measure 5-10 WITH heels, who believe that they are equal in “power” to a 5-10 175 pound man who works out. Pure nonsense, of course, but there you go.

  21. That last paragraph was similar to a kick in the nuts after you already kod the men still States side. It hurts but all is fair in love and… Maybe after we get a wiff of the smelling salt and the swelling go down, we’ll contemplate what happen and what we must obviously do..

  23. I live in Atlanta and I must say there is no shortage of beautiful approachable women when I go out. Also since there are so many gay men there are even more more available women. And they love to wear heels.

  24. Is this tongue-in-cheek?
    This theory has actually been proposed by feminists for a long time as “proof” that men want to keep to women down.
    I think it’s more that it just makes the legs look longer.

  25. “In countries with masculine men, you will find the bulk of women in heels—women who are thin and fragile…”
    Sadly, that’s not this country. Here, you find overweight and/or boyish “jock” women clomping around in heels that make them look even more awkward or dorkish. Heels for women are like muscle shirts for men: if you’re gonna wear them you’d better have the goods to begin with, otherwise they expose what you lack, not what you have.

  26. Is this one of those ‘I-hope-the-feminists-get-a-hold of-this” posts? I think you’re full of shit this time mate haha. No one likes a sloppily dressed female, but I’m going to join on the feminine-flats bandwagon on this one. Any girl who goes out to clubs in heels is a fucking moron. Cue her walking out at 10pm complaining about her feet and going home.

  28. They are doing the walk a mile in her shoes thing on my college campus. Pic in the local paper had a soldier trading his boots for high heels. Sad that.

  29. Best blog on high heels! Thank you for appreciating the high heeled life of femininity! Those of us – in America – who wear high heels with impractical long hair and nails certainly do appreciate those truly masculine men who want to protect and defend us. Cheers to the lion!

    1. Both of the chicks in that avatar photo have a really annoying look on their faces, like they need to be dick-slapped…

  32. I don’t think you can easily run away from a lion, but it’s said to be better than standing still, not making any eye contact. High heels however can be taken off and used as stabbing weapons. I think vulnerability can be cute and attractive, but I don’t think this is the reason for the hotness of high heels.

  34. one time i saw a guy when i was wearing heels. he said i looked sexy and that he needed to protect me. so i nailed him in the nuts with a stiletto. then the eyeball. then the brain. he was just trying to protect me from the lion in the jungle though….right????……………. o well. ROOSH YOUR WRITING IS A FUCKING JOKE :*

  35. They extend the calves and ass but that’s only on a shallow level, Roosh you are on the money as to why heels have come so far.

  36. A man likes it because it makes a woman stick her ass out and her tits out the other way. A woman likes it because she gets to waive her tits and ass at guys and they can’t do anything about it. This is also how women feed into rape culture. Women definitely don’t want to stop rape culture, as it accentuates how valuable and desirable women are.
    Men who sexually assault women have a profound level of self hatred, as they don’t believe that they are capable of getting laid and they risk being put in a cage by society and being bludgeoned or killed by their victim or by white knights and being ostracized by everyone they know … all for a few brief moments of maybe-pleasure.
    So yeah, those are my not at all outlandish thoughts about high heels. So how’s everyone else doing today?

  37. If a lion emerges from the jungle and there are two women in front of
    you—one in running shoes and one in heels, who will you instinctively
    help first?
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    Roger Burleson And The Late Great Roger “Moon Dog” Turner.,..The Famous
    Group Of Compadres Were Said To Be Drinking Doubles And Causing Just
    Lots Of Some Mild-Kind Of Troubles, But Nothing The Waitresses Couldn’t
    Handle. It Seems That All Of The Team Mates Were Wearing…”Captain
    Kutchie T-Shirts!…We Were Wondering Where They Might Have Gotten Those
    T-Shirts?…”HUMM” You Don’t Think It Was From…..?.?.?………
    Kinda Like Captain Kutchie Says… “I Bet You Can’t Say Happiness With Out Saying Penis”.
    I Guess No Key Lime Pie Story Would Be Complete Without Saying,
    “AAHHH”, The Magic Of Anita Pelaez And Her Key Lime Pies…
    You Know-…It’s No Wonder That She’s America’s Sweet Heart!

  41. So going by your excellent theory no masculine men existed before the invention of high heels.

  44. My wife owns several pairs which she only wears to bed. She is aware of the damage they cause to feet, so I promised her that she’d never have to walk in them. 😉

  45. I just read this to my boyfriend and he said he’d save the woman in the running shoes because if a girl’s wearing high heels in a jungle, she doesn’t deserve to be saved. HAHA.

  46. For me high heels have simply represented to me that the woman wearing them is making in investment into her appearance.
    But helpless? And being attractive for being helpless? I don’t know about that. I never looked at a woman in heels as being helpless, even when putting the logical perception of how they limit her mobility to the forefront. (She certainly is NOT going to outrun the lion but then even without heels she’s not going to outrun it anyway).
    To me when a woman wears high heels she’s sending a message. Nobody puts a gun to her head and forces her, and in America, with all that “you go grrrl” crap, women who wear high heels to work, instead of saving up their high heel time for going out with her friends (so they can all dance together and throw dirty looks at any men they catch looking at them) are rare indeed. In fact I presume a foreigner when I see a woman in a non-club/presentation setting in heels.
    Another thing I’d like to point out, I lived with a woman who was into pinup girl stuff – she had racks of high heels. It felt like I was living with Imelda Marcos. She used to make the point of (and I have observed this to be true) that walking in high heels takes experience. So when your typical mangirl who thinks heels are some kind of slave device suddenly decides she wants to slut walk and wear heels, she looks like a cow trying to move on stilts. A woman who wears heels more often will in fact be very agile in them. So if we are to conclude that women can’t walk in them, this is not true. Your typical American grrl who only wears them in “safe” environments can’t walk in them because it’s the only time she wears them.

  47. I like this theory Roosh. I also feel there is something to say about effort. When a woman dresses well, including a 4 inch heel, to go out with me I feel (even if i don’t think it consciously) that this is someone who took their time and put in effort…even if it wasn’t comfortable…just to please me. This is a good thing.

  48. The funny thing is that many of the writers on here seem like they’re the same type of guys that get mad if their GF is less than 6 inches shorter than they are.

    1. If so, they’re heavily outnumbered by the writers on feminist and MSM sites who refuse to date men one inch shorter than they are.

  49. You all realize high heels were originally designed for men right? Butchers to be exact, to keep their socks clear of the blood on the ground while they worked. Noblemen then started wearing them because they wanted to look taller. Women never wore them in the beginning until the French Revolution when they began wearing them to appear more masculine…

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