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16 Tips For Having Sex With Croatian Girls

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Day Game

1. Croatian girls are extremely receptive to day game. They want to be opened. Even if she has headphones and seems focused on her music, it can still go well. Same goes for girls on rollerblades (“Excuse me, where can I buy rollerblades like yours?”).

2. Croatia is one of those places where both indirect and direct game work. Pick one that suits the venue and your personality. What I did was open indirect, chat for a couple minutes, and then hit her with a compliment about her “positive energy” to see how she’d respond. If she smiled, I knew I was in.

3. Girls will give you their number even if they have a boyfriend. It may not come out until the first meeting. To avoid this, when I was getting a number I’d jokingly say, “You’re not married, right?” If she had a boyfriend, she would then announce it with a guilty look on her face.

4. Always go for the insta-date, especially if you’re doing street game. Not only will this weed out flakey girls, but it gives you an opportunity to find out what she wants in life. Croatia has a lot of “good” girls who don’t drink at all and want a serious relationship. You want to dump those prospects if you’re not staying long.

5. A common issue you’ll find on the first date is girls who want to bring their friends along. Don’t let them or you’ll get stuck in a hellish group chat. It’s either a 1-on-1 date or nothing.

Night Game

6. You need to push the interaction as far as you can go. If you don’t at least get a kiss, the odds that number will lead to a date is 25% or less. If you get a passionate kiss with some hand-holding at the end, over 50%. It’s easy to get a number from a Croatian girl but you should resist: push for the kiss. It’s similar to what you should do in America.

7. Absolutely do not add a Croatian girl to Facebook. They are accomplished attention whores and will string you along. If you didn’t at least get a phone number, you got nothing.

8. Cockblocking is a huge problem. The best way to fight it is to be more selective about the venues you choose. Large clubs have the hottest girls, but they are harder to approach and you will end up getting cockblocked incessantly.  Hipster bars have the ugliest girls, but you’ll rarely get cockblocked. Experiment in the city to find something in the middle that has the best balance between beauty and attitude. So much of a successful Croatian experience will be based on the venue. Going from the best venue to the worst, you may even feel like you’re in a different country. As a general rule, if you’re in a club where the girls aren’t genuinely excited you’re a foreigner, you should go somewhere else.

9. Since so many girls go out in pairs, it’s better to roll with a wingman than solo dolo. A problem you’ll face if you ‘re going out solo is that a girl doesn’t want to leave her friend alone. What I did was approach girls whose friend was already getting hit on by another guy.

10. Don’t compliment at night. Croatian girls already have an elevated perception of themselves and get compliments all the time. They are not insecure as girls from the Baltics or Ukraine.

11. Don’t call a girl before you bang her. They rarely answer. Text instead.

12. Croatia is slowly embracing one-night stands. With the right logistics, you should be able to get them. They are far easier than a place like Ukraine. The key here is having tight logistics. It should be so tight that you can “take a walk” with her and be at your place to hop in for a quick drink. The girls who are most likely to go for this will be 18-23 and who want a taste of the American sexual culture. Older women will be able to resist your logistical game.

13. Similar to the above point, all your dates should be close to your apartment. If your date venue is more than half a mile away, you’re already shooting yourself in the foot. Even if a Croatian girl is playing aloof, she can turn on a dime once in a private room.

14. The less snobby the club, the more acceptable it is to buy a girl a drink without getting “punished” for it. Croatia isn’t like other Eastern European countries where girls are generally upfront and honest with their intentions—they will play you if you give them the opportunity, especially the higher end venues. Generally speaking, as long as she didn’t have a bitch face when you first approached her, you should be in the clear to buy a drink.

15. The best game for Zagreb, the capital, is to have the best logistics possible. Sadly, Croatian girls flake more than average so you want the proximity of your apartment to act as bait for casual hangouts that turn into bangs. Unless you’re dealing with an older Croatian girl who is into you, you’ll have to play the numbers game and not get hung up on any one girl. Get ready to meet some hardcore female players.

16. If you put X hours a day into day game and X hours into night game, you’ll be rewarded with night game first. You can get surprisingly fast bangs at night that day game doesn’t provide, mostly because aggressive night game easily screens out day girls who are simply bored but not really hankering for dick. If I go back to Croatia, I’ll just move right next to a good bar.

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85 thoughts on “16 Tips For Having Sex With Croatian Girls”

    1. @Mario –
      Why are you only limiting yourself to those two options? Roosh has mentioned other countries in the region that sound even more friendly and that bring less difficulty

  4. “Excuse me, where can I buy rollerblades like yours?”
    Wrong line!
    Better opener:
    “Do u know the movie Boogie Nights?”
    😉

  7. “The girls who are most likely to go for this will be 18-23 and who want a taste of the American sexual culture”….. Does anyone know what an acceptable age for a man to date 18-23 yr old Croatian girls is?

    1. Get out of your head man. Men SMV increases their whole life. Watch some DOS Eqquis commercials ;D

        1. Ahahaha…I’m a Croatian girl and what you guys need (from what I can read) is education (European language ahahahah…. such a typical American idiot…ahahaha)! You can bang anywhere. Croatia is not an exception to that.

        2. for that*
          and its well known that croatian girls are easy to pick up,and its not all about money,its more about the game the guys are playin 😛
          its all about the charm

        3. Not true its all about how she was brought up by her parents. Most women were brought up to get married to a rich or good man and not fuck around

        4. not so they are easy…because they want to be “western”….and that is what westerners do…

  11. I was in a bar in Zagreb, saw these two hotties and wanted to buy them a drink. The cool bartender shook his head and told me not to waste my money.

    1. he did that cuz they are whores and they would take all ur money or cuz one of them is dating some rich guy so u would waste ur money 😀

      1. Such a ..ick arent you? What if a women takes a drink from you and doesnt have sex with you then she is a whore? Stupid jack… You will Never be in a happy relationship.. Never

        1. decent girl would turn down the offer since everyone knows when I dude is buying you a drink he likes you. Whore would accept the drink and make him spend even more money on her. Girls who take advantage on those losers are whores, as much as men who take advantages on girls are Dicks.

    2. Actually, without approaching them first, if you try to buy them a drink, they perceive you as an loser. Can’t you charm them without bribing them? That is pick up 101. You are losing in the begining. Try to ask them to buy YOU a drink, that could be funny and distinguish you from other losers.

      1. I love that idea! Chat with them then say “so aren’t you going to offer me a drink since I’m new to your country?” The whores will be floored; the good girls will laugh and then you can buy her one

  15. i’m extremely inspired by your ability to learn fast from your surroundings and experiences
    you find yourself in a new situation that you’ve never been before
    and even then you are able to drawn very insightful, powerful conclusions

  16. This whole thing is ridiculous but I fell compelled to point out that the clearly superior play for #9 is to roll solo and go for the threesome.

  17. This article made me laugh! If you are nice guy there is no Croatian girl who will turn you down or refuse a drink or two. And by the way, we are extremely flattered if a foreigners approache to us 🙂

    1. What tells you he didn’t “get lucky”? It seems to me that the author is telling his experience, maybe because I have a brain and you don’t

  19. This article made me laugh! If you are nice guy there is no Croatian girl who will turn you down or refuse a drink or two. And by the way, we are extremely flattered if a foreigners approache to us 🙂

    1. don’t put us all in the same basket. You are flattered if a foreigner buys you a drink. Now, that’s an accomplishment!

      1. what’s wrong with that? it’s not like you are going to sleep with him if he buys you a drink :S

        3. Even if he think so, it does not mean he’ll get some… Unfortunately, or fortunately, we’re all spoiled and accustomed to free drinks… in our heads, it’s a compliment that we look nice, or something like that…

        4. Lily has an issue – no one approaches her, so she lives in the expectation of cheap hollywood scenario.

        5. Don’t date alcoholics. You can buy a girl a drink after you’ve kissed her. Don’t bother before, unless you have money to burn and want to play James Bond.

        6. Lol, the problem is not with you, the problem is with the lads who visit Croatia who happen to live in countries where all women are ugly.. Let’s not pretend that Croatia is Denmark or Sweden 😛

    2. Why are you flattered if a foreigner approches you? Are they better than your local men? Are the the men in your country that bad? Such a stupid sentence.

      1. I never said anything about local men who can be really nice. God, why is so hard to respect opinion that’s opposite of yours? I must be really bad person if I am flattered when foreigner approches me -.-

      2. When a french guy comes to the USA girls are all over him. It has nothing to do with the local men not bring good. It’s that the foreigner is a rare item. I only date foreign girls now. I didn’t even notice until this year. I just don’t find American girls exciting anymore.

        1. Totally with you, Duda. Foreign chicks all the well (Latina, south European and east European, mainly).

  22. You’re beyond pathetic dude. Even more pathetic is the girl who had sex with you. To refer to human beings as objects you want to “hit” is disgusting. Stick to your american counterparts, they’d lay down with whomever who shows them some attention so you guys can treat each other like crap anyway and enjoy the drama.

    4. i agree w lily, lol sounds like a loser! i wouldn’t let him hit in Cro OR America. no wonder we’re so flakey to him haha

  24. Wooooow….my eyes bled from reading this.
    First:
    I haven’t seen such a shallow person in a long time.
    You sir have, most likely, got stuck in you teenager years and you still need time to mature.
    Second:
    If i was a self respecting Croatian “Eve” and you an American “Adam” i would rather sit on a rock somewhere on the lake and masturbate than have sex with a sleazebag like you. GOD forbid procreate with you!
    Third:
    I rest my case. May God or whichever entity you pray to help you on your way to actually scoring something in the near future.
    Farewell!

    2. I find it amusing when people like yourself start an insult by saying “You Sir, are…..” and annoyances as if you were in a fucking courtroom like “I rest my case” do us all a favour and piss off you knob

    3. how your eyes can bleed if you don’t have any (nor brain). I mean it’s obvious that the author speaks from experience meaning that he has scored and wants to share his tips.
      Or are you feminists airheads deluding yourselves because you’re afraid that more men will be like him?
      I never understand how you can actually think that a man who writes that kind of article is a loser who can’t get laid, when it’s obvious quite the opposite.

    4. Well, trollop, if you could wipe the blood from your eyes and see it through those of an entirely eligible, successful and – believe it or not – gentlemanly man such as the majority of us here, you would soon realise that so many girls are just as the man describes. It’s tiring for us; we as men need to do what we need to do, therefore we need to develop strategies to circumvent all the BS we are faced with. You clearly like your cliches so here’s another one for you: don’t hate the player, hate the game.

  25. You get laid beacuse you are tourist (stranger) not because you asked her something like where you can buy that rollerblades. U picku materinu.

  26. Such an insulting bullcrap. Insultinf the female race around the world. Get a life and stop a cting like a boy and grow up

  27. no no and no … Some tips are ok if you go to a prostitute, but this?! hahhahahaha maybe if you’re lucky, she will allow you to pay her a drink… and that’s it, just a drink.
    u pičku materinu

  29. No matter what/which/who/when/where, the moment that I tell someone that I am Albanian, they get the turn off, screw it. Even Croatians do not like us, like wtf.

    1. Other nations can have the same problem. If people are going to be prejudiced, then lie to them. If they’re a quality person, you can explain later.

  30. This is complete utter bullshit! American girls are easy and European girls are way harder!

  32. spoken like the true dyke bitches you all apparently are …lol , russian girls make great wives , loyal companions and the best sex partners for life , much better then north american gold diggers , if I have to give my millions away I would rather it be to a really hot russian chick that looks after herself and tends to my needs then a fat lazy american nag that I just wanna murder after a month of being with her .

  33. disappointing, disturbing, messed up, shallow … humanity makes me sad again. unfortunately.

  34. I disagree with your notions of not hanging out with their friends. I would say more often than not, a friend can confirm your value, and you look like way more of a pimp if you can talk to multiple girls at once. THe opportunity for competition can really heat things up as well, because nothing moves women quicker than two girls fighting over one guy.
    That said, it can be rude and take a bit to get rid of a friend, and some girls are total blockers, and will ruin your prospects talking you down. However, I would say the former happens more often, and nothing better than laying down a network in a new place. I have to agree that your approach is kind of young and dumb in a lot of ways. Whatever extra you’re gaining, you’re probably losing elsewhere. I’ve had great women on a first date, but I’e also had great women that took a couple of weeks.
    On top of that, life is too short to dedicate it all to women. Guys, do something of note, and the women will show up.

  36. Girls from countries like Croatia, Poland, Romania, Hungary are great, once one gets chatting with them it is tough not to take notice at the beauty. I would say for the single men out there it would be worth catching them through Meetoutside.com – free dating website in Europe, easy to use database of singles in Europe and around the world, I was amazed to see that there are so many people around us looking for a partner.

  37. Ugh what the fuck. Why is it all about banging? Sheesh! I hope you got spat on in Croatia. Sram te bilo!!!!!!!!!

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  39. Wow! This guy clearly has no idea what he’s talking about. Not sure what croatian girl he’s ever been in contact with ,lol.
    Croatian girls are smart and very educated and they pick up quickly whether or not the guy is a total looser or into games. No croatian girl does one night stands or would ever bother to go on a date with a guy such as the one writing this stupid absolutely clueless blog. Lol.

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