My first car was a 1998 Honda Accord named Penelope. She had about 150,000 miles when I got her. She was a deep plumb color, and I really loved that car. We had a good run, but Penelope passed away a few days before I was to start my first real job so I figured it was time to buy a decent car.
First, I determined my price range and then figured out what type of vehicle I wanted. After about two weeks of research, I decided to get either an Audi A4 or a Volvo XC-90 that was a couple of years old.
I drove past an imports auto dealer and saw a 2011 Silver A4 with low mileage and an SMD package that was priced about $5,700.00 below market. I pulled into the parking lot, test drove the car, and went inside to talk to the manager about pricing.
The manager’s name was Ali and he was an overweight Middle-Eastern guy who looked like he had a lot of money. He pulled up www.cars.com and compared the price of the Audi I was looking at with other Audis in the area with similar mileage and said that he was unwilling to haggle because it was priced so competitively.
I responded that I needed to see a CarFax Report before I could continue discussing price.
At this point Ali stopped me, threw his hands up in the air defensively and said, “Whoa, whoa, whoa. The past is the past. What does that have to do with today? You’re going to hold the car’s past against me??”
Okay, Ali didn’t really say any of that. But I don’t know how many times I have been talking to a woman with a questionable past who has a higher kill count than Ted Bundy who acted like just because something happened in the past, it cannot, and should not, be used as an indictment of her character. This proposition is divorced from reality. When you think about it, everything that anyone has done before the very moment in which they are living is “in the past.” If you can’t judge a person based on all of the things that he or she has done, what metric are you to use?
And some people have an aversion to the word “judgment.” But as far as predictors go, looking at what someone has done is the best way to figure out what they are likely to do in the future. I’m not advocating that only untainted women should be fooled with (yes I am). What I’m saying is: every woman should come with a HoFax Report, confirming the number of previous partners, age, and a history of significant sexual encounters. Here’s why:
1. Women Lie
It’s common knowledge that you can’t take a woman’s word on the number of sexual encounters she’s had. Odometers get rolled back all the time. “Seven” can really mean 21, with 14 dudes that “didn’t count,” simply because they “weren’t in a relationship.” As I progress through my twenties, I have found that 27-year-old Becky likes to pretend that her 20-year-old self, who hosted more trains than Amtrak, never existed. Women also lie about their relationship status. We all know what it’s like to waste hours with a girl, buying her drinks and feigning interest in boring conversations about her vegan diet or her roommate’s kitty, only to find that she is uninterested because she has a boyfriend. Before I even ask you where you’re from, show me the HoFax.
2. Partner Count Is Too Blunt A Metric
Even if a girl is honest about her number, a girl who has had sex with one guy a year for the past ten years is a lot different than a girl who had sex with one guy for five years and then had sex with nine guys in the past two months.
3. Know Your Odds
Although knowing the skinny on a prospective girlfriend is the more respectable function of the HoFax Report, its utility in more hedonistic pursuits should not be undervalued. If you’ve been striking out all night and last call quickly approaches, you don’t want to waste your time with the metaphorical Jaguar; you want the 1992 Toyota Tercel because you know you can close the deal. No credit, no problem.
4. Never Trust Other Salesmen
Nine times out of ten, the only insight you have on a woman outside your friend group is what her friends tell you about her. This creates a problem since a) women lie and b) girls don’t know how to be friends. With those two factors in mind, a girl who has a desperately single friend is trying to pawn her off on some unsuspecting guy because she’s tired of listening to her friend’s problems. So when you ask a potential mark’s friends about her, you’ll undoubtedly hear about how she is so much fun and such a good girl. What you won’t hear is that she’s still hooking up with her ex-boyfriend from three years ago or that her birth control method consists of taking Plan B with her non-fat Caramel Frappuccino with no whip every morning.
5. Safety
Some cars, and women, are “sick.” I don’t want a vehicle that will land me a highly infectious and possibly terminal disease. At least not without a heads-up.
Bottom line, you give me the information and I will decide if I am going to continue the conversation. If Ali had told me that the Audi used to be a rental car in Bangladesh and it had been involved in a number of car wrecks, that doesn’t necessarily mean I would not have bought the car (yes it does). It just means that the amount of resources I am going to put into getting the car, and subsequently the expectations I have for the car’s performance, will be more realistic.
I’m not stupid enough to think that this principle doesn’t apply to me too. I’ve been in numerous relationships with girls I don’t like. Hell, I even almost got married one time. I like to think that those experiences don’t define me, per se, but they do provide a mountain of insight into my mindset and the approach to life that I have.
Heraclitus put it this way: character is destiny. You can only judge someone’s character based on what they have done.
Just show me the HoFax.
Read More: All Women Are Disloyal
I never understood why some guys tend to think a chick coming off a long-winded relationship with one guy is viewed as being more desirable than a chick who tends to get around with various guys on weekends for the duration of the year. (Assuming these girls are being safe) I would prefer the more experienced sex vixen who is tighter downstairs then the boring chick who has been getting tagged by the same guy every single day/night for the past 3 years.
No you don’t. If given the choice between buying a car that’s had 5 owners in the last 3 years — or just one…… you’re not buying the first one.
“A single girl who is coming off a long-winded relationship with one guy is viewed as being so much more desirable”…… because a used BMW with *one boring driver* is a better purchase decision than one which has been ridden hard by 5. And don’t kid yourself. The steering won’t be tighter.
I love all the double metaphors you guys are using! hilarious. Keep them coming. I imagine the jizzabelers are falling off their seats reading this.
Not necessarily true… I know quite a few good girls who married in their early twenties, probably only slept with 2-3 guys their whole life…. came out of the LTR and then immediately got pregnant with the first guy that would bang them…. this is especially the case 30+ BEWARE !!!!!
I mean honestly WTF !…you get divorced, meaning that YOU must have some issues, even if your EX was the main cause and was a smak head…. you still have to unload the emotional baggage he’s left you with… no ? Am I wrong….? 1-2 years to chill.. .no ?
You’ve barely warmed the bedsheets on your solo apartment, no job, money tight, missing 1/2 the shit you split with your ex husband and wallop… straight up the duff….. FUCKING INSANE !
To use your car metaphor…. just because it’s had one owner and low mileage, it might not have been serviced or driven much and it could blow the piston rings out, the first time you hit the freeway….
This from the guy who’s promoting open relationships and swinging on the other thread?
Love that new girlfriend smell.
I’m getting a little worried about the constant car metaphors here.
I’m not even a fucking feminist, but I’m pretty sure we shouldn’t think of girls the same way we do of cars.
But that’s EXACTLY how you should think of them. Women are exactly like luxury cars.
If you could AFFORD a Lexus or a hot Porsche, would you still be driving that 2003 Honda? No guy drives a Honda because he wants to. He drives a Honda because he can’t afford better. The poor guys are riding around in the dumpy old cars.
But when he works hard, saves, invests in himself for a few years… now he can UPGRADE to a newer, hotter BMW.
You enjoy her shiny and new off the line 2-3 years MAX. Then you trade up and let some other poor sucker who thinks he’s “getting a deal” buy her — after she’s already got 100,000 miles on the odometer.
Ever notice how you get older, but your cars tend to stay the same age? You don’t BUY. You LEASE. Then you’re not stuck with an OVER-PRICED, costly, high-maintenance depreciating asset.
http://www.snopes.com/love/dating/golddigger.asp
And what do you think ALIMONY is? It’s exactly like making monthly payments on a car you don’t drive anymore.
Would you ever sign a life contract with the dealer with no warranty? And when she breaks down (at random) , some other guy starts driving her, or you want a new one, you are now expected to continue making monthly payments?? If you owned her for 10+ years, you have to make payments – for LIFE.
Preposterous.
It pays HUGE to think of women like cars. That’s exactly why they should come with a HOFAX report, because if you ACTUALLY KNEW how hard she allowed herself to be ridden – you would never buy it or pay the asking/sticker price.
But that’s EXACTLY how you should think of them. Women are exactly like luxury cars.
If you could AFFORD a Lexus or a hot Porsche, would you still be driving that 2003 Honda? No guy drives a Honda because he wants to. He drives a Honda because he can’t afford better. The poor guys are riding around in the dumpy old cars.
But when he works hard, saves, invests in himself for a few years… now he can UPGRADE to a newer, hotter BMW.
You enjoy her shiny and new off the line 2-3 years MAX. Then you trade up and let some other poor sucker who thinks he’s “getting a deal” buy her — after she’s already got 100,000 miles on the odometer.
Ever notice how you get older, but your cars tend to stay the same age? You don’t BUY. You LEASE. Then you’re not stuck with an OVER-PRICED, costly, high-maintenance depreciating asset.
http://www.snopes.com/love/dating/golddigger.asp
And what do you think ALIMONY is? It’s exactly like making monthly payments on a car you don’t drive anymore.
Would you ever sign a life contract with the dealer with no warranty? And when she breaks down (at random) , some other guy starts driving her, or you want a new one, you are now expected to continue making monthly payments?? If you owned her for 10+ years, you have to make payments – for LIFE.
Preposterous.
It pays HUGE to think of women like cars. That’s exactly why they should come with a HOFAX report, because if you ACTUALLY KNEW how hard she allowed herself to be ridden – you would never buy it or pay the asking/sticker price.
Good point on women lying about their “number”. I had this one chick who would come around every five or six months for a bang for a few years. She once said it is safer to have sex with past partners because it would not up her “number”. She also said that blow jobs and oral did not count, oh, and also “guys who were a mistake”. She claimed her number was 7 but from all the accounts of my friends and other dudes I know she hooked up with I would say it is more like 70.
true is true I had a FWB who told me she told her ex her count was 6 but told me it was actually in the high 30s. she was 20 at the time. its hard to think she could pull a number that high and not be running an Amtrak service at some point.
Of course, the numerous guys she met on holiday don’t count either.
Or the ones she was too drunk to remember
or the ones who fucked her up the ass
Don’t forget business, college/highschool, vacation, and service sex… I know a girl who said her number was 11 but know for a fact (from her gay best friends reports) that on business trips she will usually hook up every night with a stranger. In college/highschool her number was the entire basketball team and some of those guys who wrestled. During vacation she would shag with multiple people a day or at the minimum get a new one each night. AND SERVICE sex, holy fuck was that number the highest of them all… The number of times she fucked to gain office promotion, meals/drinks, and fuck then ask for a few hundred dollar for an abortion but it really went towards rent.
Gay Best Friend reports over 160 guys. (over double that if she counts handjobs/blowjobs)
She reports 11
Benefit of the doubt on the Gay Best Friend minus what could be made up and still reach over 100 partners.
Women don’t show their real numbers and don’t count many experiences. I would say that it is safe to say any woman older than 18 and 3 months has had 20 or more partners and more likely will reach a minimum of 100 before even thinking about Mr BetaWhoPaysForMyUsedGoodsIUsedToGiveOutForFree
And I didn’t know the service sex was even a thing until a few years ago. We were in a group talking about how prices were going up especially rent and one woman in the group just chimed in “oh yeah, it’s bad, so bad that last month I had to go to the bar and get a guy to pay me $200 for sex”. AND that was a regular thing she would do. Her pussy must have more going in and out of then the Lincoln Tunnel.
I bet you the true notch count for your average western woman approaching 100 and I bet they tell their BF its 6.
1) When I was a Substitute Teacher, I once overhead these teachers in the lounge talk about how they let thier personal trainers cop a feel on them cuz they know it would result in a discount. 2) I had a barber who would tell me stories of “house calls” he would make- giving haircuts to the toddlers of MILFS in the neighborhood. The Cougars would mostly pay him with sex, of course! Who knew Barbers lived such exciting lives???
Don’t forget they’re trying to imitate Anglo-American porn now too and “demand being punched in this face and choked” if men on this site are to be believed. And I see no doubt why they shouldn’t. My grandparents and the rest of the world always knew “western civilization” was just an excuse for one big collective BDSM orgy.
Come again?
Holy cow that is awesome – you should let Brazzers know so that they can add a barber-themed porn site!
Some poor idiot will marry it. 160 drank the milk, no one bought the cow.
Yup. Even the Muslim ones, believe it or not! Hymen reconstructive surgery is a huge industry countries like Egypt, Morocco, Sudan and Algeria.
true. just goes to show that not even the strictest of religions can curtail biological impulses. food for thought, fellas.
One of the biggest cock-riders I’ve ever known was a Muslim girl from Sri Lanka (who, incidentally, happened to have the biggest, darkest areolae I’ve ever seen on a girl).
Big surprise: she was a rabid femme-bot who participated in a local production of The Vagina Monologues, talking about her experiences trying to reconcile her “faith” with her “feminism.”
You can’t make this stuff up.
ahahaha wow…that is hilarious AND surprising
Here’s the thing though, you can always kinda guess their true sluttiness by their reported count, because the reported count is the idealized count that she would *like* to have. In other words, the reported count is the number of sexual partners she thinks it is perfectly normal for a good and respectable woman to have. So if it’s 11, she really thinks that good women can have 11 sexual partners and not be sluts. That’s the reference point she bases her thinking around. You may not be able to guess her real notch count but you can definitely guess her level of sluttiness.
Excellent point.
All women tell on themselves, even when there’s nothing coming from their lips but a steady stream of self-flattering bullshit. You’ll never really know the truth about a girl, but you can find truth in the lies that they tell — and the way that they tell them.
I simply don’t understand a woman with a notch count in the hundreds. Oh, I’m sure it happens more regularly then one would suspect. But, holy shit, getting boned has to become a pastime to rack it up that high. I guess if you just to the bar and grab the best looking guy every night it is possible. But that is like almost a sexual encounter every weekday for a year.
I know some decent players with 3 digit notch counts, but they are slightly older and put a lot of work into it. That means going out every night. Spending a lot of cash on entertainment. Building a harem. Managing that harem. Keeping the rotation flowing. All while finding new women. Presumably he has at least a full time job too. Guys like that dedicate all their effort outside of work to the game.
Of course it’s harder for a man. Even if you have tight game. Any decent looking chick can go to the hotel bar and grab the first sex starved married guy and get a bang. But, I didn’t know WW were that much of whores. And please tell me where I can find this type of WW because it would make playing the game a ton easier.
Once you realize that *most* girls who hang out in bars have 3-digit notch counts, then you begin to understand the modern woman. Stuff like the strange and bizarre rules of game (if you buy her a drink before sex you’re desperate) start to make sense.
Women are rewarded when they have sex. They get attention, favors, and, of course, money. There are no repercussions. For men, the only reward is the sex itself, and that’s why it gets pretty boring for us after a while.
Ironically, it’s basically the exact opposite of the situation feminists would like us to believe (but what else is new?) Feminists complain “why can guys have sex all the time and it’s awesome but if girls do it it’s bad?” Well, actually, girls DO do it, all the time, and it’s not bad, not in modern society. If guys do it all the time, though, they get feminists banging on their door calling them pigs.
“Once you realize that *most* girls who hang out in bars have 3-digit notch counts”
One more reason to learn day game.
WTF I don’t know ANY woman with a 3-digit notch count, and my friends and I hang around bars a lot. …And I barely know any men with such a high count, either – Guys lie about them, too you know. I have so many guy friends who act like total players, who seem like they bang a different chick every weekend, but if you investigate a bit closer, they probably get a new girl a few times a year at most.
I think you guys are seriously overestimating how quickly these notch-counts accumulate…
Ok, I’m sorry, but I’m gonna have to call bullshit on the claim that “most girls around bars” have 3 digit notch counts.
Lets do the math.
http://islamwich.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/another-lifes-extremes-monogamy-polygamy-111005a-02.jpg
(Or read the whole scientific study here. http://publicdata.norc.org:41000/gss/DOCUMENTS/REPORTS/Topical_Reports/TR25.pdf )
Please take a look at that statistic. In order to have a 3-digit notch count, you need to have consistently been part of the 1% group that had “10-19 partners in the last 5 years” for a time span between 25 and 50 years (so at the earliest, these women reach a 3-digit notch count in their 40s, which presumably isn’t your target group.)
A 26 year old woman with a 3 digit notch count (100) would have to have had 50 partners during this 5 year period.
Seeing that the % of the US population who has had 20+ partners in the last 5 years is only 1%, I’m sure you can imagine how few people would have had more than twice that number. It would be a negligibly small number. So no, the vast majority of women, even if you consider that the ones in the bars may be sluttier, do not have a 3-digit notch count.
Also, no one is calling anyone a pig for having many sexual partners. People call SOME OF THESE men pigs because some of them treat women like objects instead of respecting them as people.
And as for “Girls do it all the time and no one says it’s bad” – have you even READ the article you just commented on? It clearly is calling women with too many sexual partners “hos” and both the article, most other articles on this website, and many of the comments, make it clear how badly you guys here think of women with “too many” sexual partners.
If you don’ approve of promiscuous women, thats cool – I personally think anyone with a 3-digit notch count should get their head checked – but please don’t make up facts or act like there’s no such thing as slut-shaming anymore.
You sir; just outlined exactly why a woman who sleeps around is a SLUT and a guy who does the same is a Player and Mack worthy of male and female admiration.
Or stated simply: Men work for sex, Woman don’t.
If it has tits or tires, you’re gonna have trouble.
HAHAHA, Masakra! Moj dzien sie polepszyl. Dzieki.
Nie ma sprawy, mój przyjaciel!
If it floats, flies, or fucks, it’s cheaper to rent
I’d trust a high mileage car more than a high mileage woman.
True. In the case of the car, having been worked over hundreds of times by greasy Italians might actually be a good thing . . .
How her pussy feels tells me all I need to know. I prefer them to be very very tight. American females have been getting their pounded probably since they were 15. Hence the common feminist shaming of guys with “small dicks”. Since 99% of doink-able girls have extremely stretched pussies they demand huge dicks for any semblance of satisfaction. Those kind of “notches” for me are a -1. Tight and extra tight rank +2 and +3 respectively. Game on gamers, accordingly.
Tightness, or lack thereof, is mainly biological and really has nothing to do with sexual experience, much less partner count.
You sound like a female.
I sound like a female because I am speaking the truth about a biological fact? Do some research.
So why do females have surgery to sew up their pussy-holes tighter for hubby after having plopped out a kid? Whats the difference between pussy stretching caused by plopping out a kid and having the said pussy stretched out by tons and tons of extremely hard fat dicks?? You do some research.
He didn’t mention childbirth, but I did. Plus kegels, and your “culture”. See above.
babies head is like a small foot ball and comes right down from the top…. your little weaner, even if it is more than 4 inches … doesn’t do much lateral stretching inside… fist fucking maybe… but not a cock…..
Also during pregnancy the woman’s body produces lactosin that makes her entire body turn all soft… so she can incubate and stretch and give birth…. her tissues and even her joints are softened up…. therefore when she births her pussy is way way softer than normal so it gets stretched more easily….
You loose?
I’ve never heard of this before; can someone in the know confirm/deny?
That’s totally untrue.
Before I blast her in the ass, you can sharpen pencil in her pucker.
But after I have had my way with her holes, every guy after me feels like he’s walking into a warm, damp room. He doesn’t even hit the side anymore.
Thats not “genetic”, “biological” or any of that horseshit.
That’s me using my cock like a shoehorn.
From (__x__) to (__((O))__)
(*Burps*.) OK Who’s next……
as far as i know, pussies are quite elastic and will bounce back pretty quickly regardless of dick size or number of dicks. hence, i think it`s either genetics(size is more or less coded in her genes) or age (older means less firmness). buuuut it`s all speculation on my part..
Child bearing might have an effect. Kegel exercises are all the rage in western so called “civilization”.
generally after child birth the pussy is still pretty tight at the front end where the muscles are, but loses it a bit internally, where it got stretched and there isn’t so much muscle, same with fist fucking…
“same with fist fucking…”
Is this some sort of new addition to The Great Western Civilization?
You mean anal sex and adult diaper wearing isn’t enough for y’all?
Beware of pussy-tightening surgery. I used to fuck an undercover slut who went from regular to virgin tight after surgery.
The “demand” for “huge dicks” … if there is one, is more for aesthetic reasons than anything else. Unless its girth their talking about.
Wheres Mint Chocolate Dipwads worthless weigh-in on this topic?
Probably the article is a little too close to home.
DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS
Seriously, stop talking about these people, they LOVE the attention.
“Even if a girl is honest about her number, a girl who has had sex with
one guy a year for the past ten years is a lot different than a girl who
had sex with one guy for five years and then had sex with nine guys in
the past two months.”
Exactly which is the preferable case there?
If you had to chose? Once a year over a ten year period. Shows consistency and a preference for LTR’s (one year is forever in a women’s mind). The girl who did 9 guys that fast has been ruined permanently, she’ll forever be addicted to the next “hook up”. Even if you get her in a relationship she’ll constantly be checking out your friends or anyone else she gets near and trying to fuck them.
1 year counts as “LTR”?!?!
Western Civilizaaaaaaaation!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Western Civilization!!!
For LTR :
1.) Check her relationship with her family. She must get on well with Father Mother and Siblings… preferably her parents are still together so she hasn’t downloaded the Man hater’s Bible from her mother. You can do a lot of this the first hour you meet her in idle chit chat… Also check siblings relationship status. Close cousins, Aunts and so forth.. it’s easy chit chat, girls love it and you learn learn learn…
2.) Check out her friends real close… are there any single mothers ? She’s already downloaded the man hater’s bible. What kind of people are her friends. Are they decent to you or bitchy.
3.) When she’s drunk and horny and you are in bed together after the first bang or two, she will tell you far more about her past men than if you try to build the story sober… so pick your moment carefully… women have a fine memory for details so once she’s told you the story of her past, it’s set in concrete and everything else is inaccessible. Memory permanently encrypted. You can always try some pot, acid, E or good old sodium pentathol for more effective confessions… I prefer to avoid waterboarding but a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do…
3.) For longer term relationships, hack her facebook, emails, phone – as much comms as you possibly can. Key loggers, Spyware for her phone, you have to take this shit seriously….. Trust but Verify…… that means approaching her like the FBI would a serial killer suspect. It’s vitally important – it seems dirty and beta, but only if you make it like that….. you know all the dirty tricks she will play… the biggest red pill for me was accidentally reading emails, MSN chats and facebook where my girl was just haranguing me to her friends…even planning a trip to visit her ex, while I was away organizing us an apartment so we could move to a new city… fuck me !!! I hammered her for that one printed it off and waved it in her face…..(once we’d moved cities of course… I brought the move date forwards to put an end to her ideas…. hahahaha)…. in her online chats… at the same time she’d be super nice to one girl friend and meanwhile in real time, be slagging the same girl off to another friend…. amazing …. mindless teenage shit….
It’s not surprising our relationship went to hell in a hand basket when she’s talking me up one minute and tearing me apart the next…. just no mental continuity or resolve to achieve anything other than a giant emotional goo of over reactions both positive and negative.
People who swing to being overly happy, will always swing the other way and find themselves overly angry, bitchy, sad etc. etc.
Number 2) is golden! Friends who are bitchy to you (for no reason, they don’t even fucking know you yet!!) means she keeps angry company. She is most likely just as negative as they are,but keeping it under wraps until she “closes the deal with you.”
If you knew she was talking bad about you and planning to visit an ex why did you move with her to a new apartment in a new city? Why not send her on her way?
just wondering, have you ever met a chick without daddy issues? they`re all damaged in one way or the other. guess bitches are just BORN with unrealistic expectations from others.
actually the girl i probably should have married who was 10 years younger than me… good offset…. her father died in a car crash when she was 11 years old…. she was just desperate to replace him and was going to treat her man like a god…. still daddy issues…. just good ones… :-0!)
Who’s free of “issues”? You?
Actually, I don’t have any daddy issues, neither do a lot of my female friends. I think you may just be hanging around the wrong chicks. The chicks with daddy issues that I know typically date/bang men that are much older than them, take advantage of their money/social status, and basically just want someone to take care of them. If you tend to target the needy, younger, vulnerable chicks, damn right they got daddy issues.
Most people have one or another kind of issue, be it men or women.
all these bitches just lookin fo daddy
This sounds very different from the vibe you give off on the other thread.
the other thread is about boning and birth control… this thread is about women’s track records…. ideally you need to lock one down into a long term relationship, so that you have a focal point… from there you can take it where you like….. a single guy is just a free radical…. a guy and a chick is like a hyrdogen atom… highly volatile…. to create stability it needs more of a molecule… in the old days grandparents, cousins, aunts, uncles etc. provided that molecule…. today people get married and they are just a solo hydrogen atom… electron and proton… male and female floating along…. lots of random friends and random jobs and random apartment… is it any surprise it blows up at the first sign of oxygen ?
the only way around the lack of family due to the fact that couples are now translocated all over the world and lack that stable unit around themselves is to create family…. the problem is that family needs some bond a bit stronger than the one created over a starbucks coffee or a glass of wine…. sex being that bond….. sex is like a capital….
4-5 couples make a little unit then men share the women… and invited a few beta males in to help out for the occasional dalliance with one of the misses….. the women bring some single girls in…. you can have that family unit back again, only bonded with sex instead of with blood… sex is a very powerful capital… you think you can’t have an army of beta males running about cleaning your house, servicing your car, mowing the lawn… for the occasional tug job from the wifey…. i think so….
you think that with that going on you can’t have wifey bringing a few random single females into the fold from time to time and turfing them when they get bitchy….
21st century family…
Except wifey will choose her own extra-marital mates – who will not be betas.
Unlike you, I know a good handful of open marriage couples IRL and how it actually works.
well that depends on the head of the family, the respect and the control that he wields…. hence my whorehouse idea….
because i guess as you say… the reality is that once you bring one cock into the house… the wifey will take control ( as they tend to ) and then take carte blanche to pick and choose her own….
until she finds some real alpha asshole that doesn’t respect you at all, and won’t create that male to male brother type respect that holds the whole thing together….
You’re a kid living in fantasy la-la land.
yeah that’s what they say about all inspired geniuses…. someone will build a warp drive….. just like someone flew to the moon …. someone will find a way beyond crappy marriages or shitty single life and random boring girl friends….
one day i figured i could make a million bucks in a year starting only with an interest free credit card of $10k… and everyone thought i was nuts… i invited dozens of people and they all could have joined me…. the said i was crazy… but they aren’t sitting with 7 figures in their account now…. fuck them…..
one day i had an idea about how a family unit might work in the 21st century where grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins and so forth are far and away out of the picture….
maybe it will work, maybe not… but if you just sit in your cave and never light a fire… how will you know ?
I am beginning to think the only solution is to open my own whorehouse… bang the hoes whenever I want and make them earn in the meanwhile….. we don’t need housewives… if such a thing even exists anymore…. the only other option is hoes… might as well do the job properly no ?
that is a solution
Ah yes, the fabled ‘nuclear option’ of Game. Approaching DefCon 1 here in the NE.
I thought your “solution” was open marriage, “tantric sex” and swinging?
it largely depends on whether you want the hassle factor of balancing family, and being the family leader in an emotional type way….. or whether you prefer to reduce it to a dry transaction…in the long run, it’s much easier to lead an army by authority and economics throwing in only a pinch of moral…. than by constant having to emote and create empathy, which is required in a family situation….
family is like a load gun in a crowd of people… someone is bound to get wounded….
the problem is that these days everyone considers themselves equal and having equal say, so there is no longer a leader of the family… when my grandfather spoke the whole room went silent… today no one gives a shit about the head of the family… which makes a family situation like trying to run with a pack of baboons….
the solution to that might just turn out to be more economical than emotional… why do all those playboy girls like to hang with Hugh…. is it because he is a wonderful charistmatic guy, or because he has a huge house and loads of dosh and gives them some career platform ?
“why do all those playboy girls like to hang with Hugh”
They don’t.
“the whole red pill thing basically amounts to ‘women are fake’
they turn it on and off like a tap”
For gods sake those women are paid actors.
You don’t really believe any of them have a “relationship” with Hugh, do you?
They all have relationships with other people. He is their employer and that’s all he’s ever been.
Sheesh!
Your fake and historically inaccurate chi-philosophizing on the other thread gave you at least the blog-appearance of a brain cell.
bad example… i chose that one because you don’t know friends of mine, who openly flaunt multiple girl friends, that like to be around him for status, his nice pad, fun times and etc.
it is as much economics as empathics…..
i don’t care what you say … you can’t offend an idea…. what i care about is tossing theories out and seeing how they might play out……
if i invite you to climb a mountain you can say well… that one looks too hard….. we can discuss how to climb it… .
there is a way to climb the women mountain… and i don’t believe that hanging in clubs and banging ONS is the right direction… beyond a bit of confidence building as a 20 something….
there must be a way to lock them down long term…… aside from human trafficking of course….
“bad example… i chose that one because you don’t know friends of mine, who openly flaunt multiple girl friends, that like to be around him for status, his nice pad, fun times and etc.
it is as much economics as empathics…..”
– Oh its ALL about economics, dear.
“there must be a way to lock them down long term”
– You had the right idea originally with open marriage/plural relationships. Your only problem is that you have a romanticised fantasy version of how it would play out for the men involved. I know a number of such couples and it hasn’t played out that way for them.
This article is good. At the end of a failed marriage my 30yo ex wife had three dicks including mine. In the first 18months after we separated (and later divorced) she had about a dozen new cocks that I know about and an untold number that I am unaware of.
The hofax would not have helped here. I had her since she was 20. She, like ALL women I have learned, was always a slut she just never acted on it until she was 30, single, and lost 40 lbs.
I was such a fuck head for tolerating a woman that gained weight and neglected her domestic duties. Lesson learned. Now I’m so red pill I shame a woman for having a fatty McFatty coffee cupcake beverage.
All women are sluts. Some suppress the urges better than others.
Enlightening right? This 27 year old that I just dumped from my harem told me this before- ” I don’t do one-night-stands, friends with benefits”
translation: you just didn`t have something worthwhile to offer her in return
The only thing liberated by “women’s lib” was the raging, cock-snorkeling harlot inside each and every member of the “fairer sex.”
The greater the potential blow to her image and reputation, the greater the chance that she’ll think twice before wolfing down a veritable deli platter of tubesteak in a given month of her life. Of course, Western society has made it so that there’s no consequences for rampant, unchecked sluttery, so rampant, unchecked sluttery is the order of the day.
Welcome to “progress,” gentlemen.
“The greater the potential blow to her image and reputation, the greater
the chance that she’ll think twice before wolfing down a veritable deli
platter of tubesteak in a given month of her life. Of course, Western
society has made it so”
You answered your own “come again?” question.
What I said has nothing to do with your ridiculous assertion about Western civilization, you silly, attention-whoring, cobwebbed-cunt fucking waste of thread space.
Ahhh, the non-aborted amongst Western Civilizaaaation. Their choice words are so refined, no?
Stay on point:
What I said has nothing to do with your ridiculous assertion about Western civilization…
…you silly, attention-whoring, cobwebbed-cunt fucking waste of thread space.
Heh. You basically walked straight into that one, Dick.
These things have everything to do with “western civilization”, as you noted your self.
“How to live life? Between a pair of Latin tits, drunk off your ass, with the Stones on blast and a Sam Peckinpah Western on the big-screen. How the fuck else?”
Because….. culture.
“All women ar sluts.” Most women like sex. Wow. Your double standard is ridiculous, you don’t think it’s a bad thing when a man has slept with 100 women. For the record, I don’t think it’s bad either. Both men and women can have as much sex as they like.
“All women ar sluts.” Most women like sex. Wow. Your double standard is ridiculous, you don’t think it’s a bad thing when a man has slept with 100 women. For the record, I don’t think it’s bad either. Both men and women can have as much sex as they like.
“All women ar sluts.” Most women like sex. Wow. Your double standard is ridiculous, you don’t think it’s a bad thing when a man has slept with 100 women. For the record, I don’t think it’s bad either. Both men and women can have as much sex as they like.
Just….gimme the HoFax.
All women are whores, except our grandmothers.
I have my suspicions about Dad’s mother.
My mother, lolz.
She must be like 200 years old, going by your pic.
;0
This is, hands down, one of the beset RoK articles I have had the pleasure of reading. Thank you.
2nd that.
Facebook photos, number of (specifically male) friends are sound metrics in lieu of the development of a working HoFax system.
Finally, a valid use for facebook.
not really a fool-proof plan. the bigger the hoe, the bigger the incentive to keep everything under wraps, lest she be outed as the whore she is.
It’s easy to tell her “experience” by mannerisms, etc. Typically women with more will be more masculine and aggressive in their behavior.
oh good. saves my fingers from keyboard.
Have you ever looked at depictions of women in the 21st Century on the covers of the last century’s science fiction magazines, and realized that we see a fundamentally different female reality every day? Did these magazines show fat, sloppily dressed broads with tattoos, for example?
A mean somewhere between Jabba the Hutt and Baron Harkonnen should be our ideal projection for females in the next ‘future’ if we are to avoid further such instances of cognitive dissonance.
Its called science “fiction” for a reason, gramps.
Read this article about lying and deception. It’s got “women” written all over it. http://www.ingeniouspress.com/2013/10/25/why-do-people-lie-and-why-do-other-people-believe-them/
I’d like that HoFax pinned to their foreheads. Speeds things up.
Did you buy the Audi? I need to know. I NEED TO KNOW!
“Women should come with ho-fax reports.”
And then
“In the winter of 2010 before a trip to Colombia I googled “Medellin sluts” ”
From the same blog.
Newsflash: If you’ve been with more than 3 or 4 women, I don’t want to fuck you, either. I don’t think men fully understand that, when it comes to relationships, no girl wants to be a double-digit number. You aren’t a “god” you aren’t a “master” you haven’t “Won”. You’re a common slut, and your dick doesn’t exempt you from that. If it’s okay, in your mind, that you’ve fucked 20+ women (and if it is, there’s nothing wrong with that. You’re life, you’re body, I just don’t personally want anything to do with it), her having fucked the same number of men shouldn’t be an issue either. Either it IS okay to be promiscuous, or it ISNT, but that condition shouldn’t come with a gender-specific disclaimer. And if it does, you’re a hypocrite and don’t deserve any sexual partners at all.
whatever, bitch. shuttup and go make me a sammach.
“If you’ve been with more than 3 or 4 women, I don’t want to fuck you, either.” That is a flat out lie. In High School, the male (nerd) virgins STAY virgins for a reason. Girls knock each other over trying to get the Alpha male with the highest (perceived) notch count, and things stay the same on the college campus too. Please. What lies. What amazing lies.
“In High School”- because that’s totally a representation of how people behave in the real world. And no, the nerds thatw ere virgins werent remaining virgins because they were virgins, and the guys who got sex didn’t get sex because they got sex. THE VIRGINS WERE VIRGINS BECAUSE THEY WERE UGLY, OR AWKWARD, TO SHY! THE ONES WHO HAD SEX HAD IT BECAUSE THEY AHD QUALITIES THAT ATTRACTED SEXUAL PARTNERS! And couldn’t the same be said for girls? Weren’t guys all over the ones who put out, and strayed away from the ones who wouldn’t?
You said 4 hours ago:
“In High School”- because that’s totally a representation of how people behave in the real world.
and now you say:
“False. First off, high school is in no way a microcosm of the real world,”
Those are in contradiction. Which is it? Your rants were quite off to begin with, but contradictory statements completely destroy your credibility.
False. First off, high school is in no way a microcosm of the real world, and if that’s what you’re modeling your social interactions off of then you are probably unbearable to be around. Also, you are confusing correlation and causation. The virgins didn’t remain that way because of their lack of experience; they were and remained virgins because something about them was undesirable (poor/awkward social skills, ugly, boring, no confidence) and the “Alphas” were getting laid not because they’d fucked so many women, but because they had traits that many women desired (smart, funny, attractive, talented, charming, etc).
Some girls just want to get laid, and that’s fine and dandy and their business, but most girls want intimacy and emotional closeness. Sex is a way of expressing that, because it’s supposed to be something sacred and special and personal, a shared moment of vulnerability and a physical expression of love and trust. That all goes out the window when one or both partners have had that experience with half of the damn county. Also, the more girls you fuck, the greater chance that when you find the girl you want to make a home with and settle down with, you will have blown it before you even open your mouth because no girl wants to sleep with somebody who fucked one of their friends.
Actually, high school is a microcosm of the real world these days. Most Universities are just glorified high schools with more booze and kids living away from their parents for the first time in life. Workplaces have drama, cliques, and tiers as well. Today’s popular culture glorifies staying in a high school mindset, particularly for women.
“no girl wants to sleep with somebody who fucked on of their friend”
HAHAHAHAHA
bitch, please. stop with the nonsense. plenty of sluts out there willing to fuck a hot dude–whether he’s fucked one or even ALL of their friends.
and by sluts, i don’t just mean sluts. i’ve seen plenty of girls who i wouldn’t consider sluts do the same. but of course, once that happened they were sluts in my book so don’t matter. you need to get the fuck out of your room and see what’s actually happening.
Yes it’s a double standard but so is men perusing women. Women get short shelf life and men get to pay for dinner. Men get to sacrifice life and limb for women and women get to … well, I’m drawing a blank on this one however if you consider all the elements in the equation, it usually balances out or it use to.
As for hypocrisy, talk to feminists about that.
I hope all of your dicks shrivel 🙂
Why not just assume that they’re running with mis-gapped spark plugs, faulty engine timing, and a lot of aftermarket parts?
Oh, like you think that chassis is all Mother Nature, but some of that work was done in Orange County by Silicone Valley Mechanics who know a few things about how to use their caulks …
Unfortunately the math will just never add up. Almost every man wants a triple digit notch count, but simultaneously, they want their women to have a single digit notch count. Now if men are having sex with women and roughly 50% of the population is male and 50% of the population is female, you will have a scarcity problem. Add in the fact that age 18-29 women are not only in demand from 18-29 men, but men 30+ as well and the problem is amplified. If men are going to have sex with women, and women are expected to have low notch counts, how is that possible without racking up high mileage on a large percentage of the fuckable female population?
Yea, this pisses me off. Guys complain when there are too many “sluts” who are willing to sleep with them, and they complain when there are too many “good girls” who don’t want to put out. Its a no-win situation.
The time window where a girl isn’t a prude virgin but has only had few sex partners is short, yet guys expect us to remain in that state forever.
Personally, I’d rather sleep with someone who knows what they’re doing than someone who is painfully inexperienced. And yea, being great in bed usually requires practice with more than just 2 or 3 guys.
Franchise – I hope you trademark the term “HoFax!” This sounds like a good business opportunity.
No kidding.
In certain parts of Asia, and around the world I’m sure, slutty women getting plastic surgeries to tighten and “refresh” their pussies before marriage are not rare. Basically a pussy makeover. Some of these sluts even claim they’re virgins……and the poor guy who ends up marrying her treats her like a queen, believing her stories. Hence, show me the hofax!
It should be fucking illegal not to tell someone you are hooking up with that you have a STD. But don’t you think there should also be a BroFax? There’s also plenty of guys out there who lie about their “safety-standards”, sexual history and relationship status. Only sounds fair.
And in response to point 1) YES!! “If you’re not interested in him, if you don’t want to date him or sleep with him, don’t let him buy you drinks, and pay for your own dinner” – isn’t that supposed to be common courtesy? My mother taught me that before my first date, and its a great rule to stick with. I’ve had too many girlfriends telling me shit like: “I feel kinda bad about it, he was flirting with me and buying me drinks, and I just didn’t have the heart to tell him that i’m not interested.” or “Yea, I didn’t want to sleep with him, but since he bought me dinner, I kinda felt obliged to.” Don’t be a greedy bitch, get your own drinks, and you won’t have that problem to deal with.
Bam hit that nail on the head
Can men also come with DoucheFax reports? I’m all for this, but only if it applies to men, too. I’m 100% honest about my history with everyone I date before things get serious, and I expect the same out of them.
There are some honest women out there, but the majority of women will always lie about their number. Why? Because it’s one of the easiest things to lie about. It’s easy because if the girl is lying, its very hard to prove her wrong, unless you personally know men she has slept with.
For example, if I tell you, at almost 27 years old I have only slept with 3 guys. The only way you you can prove me wrong is if you can name 4 guys I’ve slept with. And if we don’t know each other that well or don’t have any mutual friends, its not going to be easy for you to do that.
Women will tweak their number based on what can be proved wrong. For example, if she’s new in town, you guys have no mutual friends, she might say 3. But if you’ve known her for awhile, you are in the same social circle, you’ve seen her with exes in the past, she might go with a number like 5 or 6.
Most women also have a “cutoff” number. For example, once a girl gets to say, 10 or, 15, she will just stop counting together and always tell the guy it’s 15 because honestly no matter how well a guy knows you he probably won’t be able to name 16 guys you slept with.
I’m not saying it’s ok to lie, I’m just letting you guys know, it’s really common and you should stop trying to find a girl’s number because she will always lie.
no..you’re a stupid woman. we can tell a woman is a ho, the craziness and mental disturbances surface soon after her 10th penis.
girls cant be friends….I read that link, and thats me to the letter and I am a guy. its a subject Ive pondered. and Ive come to the conclusion its because of circumcision because i never bonded with mom correctly. Ive never loved her and always kept her at arms distance. oh sure I coo’d and babbled and sucked ehr breast for food as babies do, but i still never fundamentally bonded with her. so to that end, i emphasize with her, i do not make a good friend.
while i am not chronically jealous in the sense that i view all men as competition, i do however rarely return phone calls, and every friendship i have is maintained by the other person contacting me. part of that is Ive self destructed friendships of my own free will because quite frankly I freeze if when people show me displays of affection, i simply cannot handle it. that part of my brain is totally broken. if i have known someone a while and they in anyway let me know how much they appreciate or love me, i freeze dead in my tracks.
and some of the friendships i have are with good people but a lot are with people that need to be cut out, but the fact remains, somewhere along the line i as a man(and i blame circumcision) began to treat friendships like women treat them.
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