Recently I came across a book I bought over 7 years ago in my dumber years that, thankfully, I never actually read until now because I may have actually listened to it. I had some free time so I thought why the hell not, let me read this book now and see what it’s about.
Well, it’s about how to not only eat pussy, but why it should be the most important part of your sexual life. Seriously. The book is called She Comes First and is written by Ian Kerner who describes himself as follows:
Just the sight of a woman’s naked body could make me lose control, and foreplay quickly led to end of play.
[…]
I was a sexual cripple, and oral sex became my crutch. If I couldn’t satisfy a woman with my penis, then I’d sure as hell satisfy her with my mouth!
Now you can see the mindset of the author and what caused him to write this book. Before I go further I will say I am not opposed to some tonguing if the girl is hygienic and not suffering from roast beef. This guy, however, takes it to another level…he suggests up to 45 minutes of the seafood buffet:
…a cunninglingus session should last anywhere from fifteen to forty-five minutes on average, not including foreplay.
At one point he even advocates pairing pussy with wine:
Enjoy and savor her unique cassolette – now there’s an idea worth raising a glass to and toasting!
[…]
“…the acidity of the vagina in health is just about that of a glass of red wine…” Cheers.
Before you run down to the local wine mart to pick up that Malbec, you need to remember… you have to be safe when chowing down on some clam. Mr. Kerner suggests
dental dams…latex gloves, or finger cots
What the fuck is a finger cot you ask? I had the same question. Google it and shed a tear for anyone that actually listened to this advice.
I know what you are thinking. Law Dogger, what if she is coming so hard and in such volumes where the rivers of love must be soaked up prior to continuing? Don’t worry, She Comes First makes sure you are prepared:
When enjoying an entr’acte, keep a small towel handy and use your free hand to give your face a quick wipe-down. You might also want to pat down her inner thighs and lightly dab her vulva.
People Listen To This
So let’s review. You show up with latex gloves, a towel, and a glass of wine to eat out your girl for 45 minutes. Good luck. For the ROK readers, we may realize that such suggestions are borderline absurd. However, the Amazon reviews on this book make it seem like people are taking this as gospel, and it is currently a “#1 Best Seller” in the human sexuality category. Perhaps some of the techniques are effective—as he goes into great detail on how to do everything—but the philosophy he preaches, where muff diving rules above all, is ridiculous.
The One Thing I Learned
There was one helpful piece of advice in there. Apparently, if your girl’s vagina all of a sudden starts smelling a bit foul, it means she’s banging someone else raw. Bacterial vaginosis is caused by the vagina coming in contact with new sperm. Good to know, I guess.
Nonetheless, if you read the book maybe use it to pick up a technique or two. But please do not listen to its philosophy of “outercourse” over intercourse. One thing you will never hear is a girl say “damn he tongued the shit out of me last night!”
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No, it should not. Her pleasure is entirely secondary to mine.
seconded, third-ed…
There’s too much focus on getting the girl to cum first and second… Too submissive and putting her on pedestal.
been there, done that, got the t-shirt.
Fucking a women because you want to fuck her… works better far better than trying to please her. whether its ONS or LTR.
Couldn’t have put it better myself.
It’s an internet forum you fucking losers. Tee hee!
Project your inadequacy to someone who’ll offer sympathy.
Meh, if she’s above a 7 I use it to ensure she’s warmed up so I can guarantee a return trip.
I’ve also (before the latest ‘rape’ video) used it to limit the chance of a ‘morning after regret’ if I thought the girl wasn’t a regular pole hopper.
6 or below? I guess, if I’m feeling generous.
Any of them? I lick them, they’re damn well polishing me orally. I don’t let that slide, ever. You have to make sure it’s at least a 2:1 ratio IMHO. I usually use a 4:1 ratio: she goes down on me 4 times, she gets one in return.
Meh is a stupid fucking word. Grown men should not copy cartoon characters.
So, only two more times in your life and someone might finally get the thrill of you going down on them?! Oh happy day!
What a fucking tool you are. I bet in person, you’re actually terrified of women. The internet makes your balls really big.
Absofuckinlutely.
I personally have never eaten any girl out period and i don’t ever care to. My current girl whom I have been with for over a year cooks,cleans and pays rent. She also sucks me off whenever I command.
At first she would have a few whine moments about how I expected her to orally pleasure me yet I never did the same. I simply told her that I was giving her the cock and if that wasn’t enough she knew where the door was. After awhile she realized it just wasn’t gonna happen and never mentioned it again.
Incidentally this seemed to coincide with her declarations of love for me, inability to be without me and complete and utter submissiveness to my command as captain of the helm.
Do you think she is gonna stick around? Do you think she loves me? LOL to you blue pill man if you don’t immediately know the answer.
Regarding the female orgasm….Roosh made a post on this awhile back and he is 100% correct. The female orgasm is completely useless biologically speaking. However a man’s orgasm is a pre requisite condition in order to bring new life into the world. Don’t like it fat feminists? Well take it up with God you grotesque, slobbering animals.
Women were put on this earth as objects for my pleasure. Know your roles and shut your fuckin mouths (when its not filled with cock) americunts.
Your all so very wrong and captianobvious your wrong too.
First of all your gf should not be paying rent.Thats responsibility if you want to get biblical about it all.
You have never read the bible before.
Eve was put here to help Adam,thus they after that were meant to enjoy eachother.
A man is not supposed to put the needs of his wife second to his.
That’s why god gave a woman sexual desires and sexual needs,if he wanted a woman not to enjoy sex he would have made it so.
The fact that a woman enjoys sex is a fact that man has to take care of her needs as well.
Proof is in the bible.
1
“Love your wife as Christ loved the Church.”(Ephesians 5:25) Risk your life to help or save your wife. Christ’s love for the church is without limits, nothing is held back. He gave His life for the church – before you loved Him. His love does not depend on your love for Him. Under God’s authority – love your wife as service–as giving your life to God.
2
“Love your wife in the same way you love your body and your life.”(Ephesians 5:28-33) You care for your body daily to be as well fed and healthy as possible. You quickly take care of any needs or desires. Any sexual desire as a husband should be cared for with your wife. In the same way, care for your wife’s needs and well being. Feel your wife’s pain and illness and rejoice in her health as if it were your own life. A husband must see his wife’s sexual desires and make supreme efforts to meet those needs too. Basically, her need or desire whether financial, physical, emotional or spiritual in your relationship must receive your full effort. Only in this way can you love her and provide for her just as well as you do for yourself
3
“Be considerate as you live with your wife, with respect …”(I Peter 3:7) The Bible says that if we neglect this command, our prayers will be hindered! To be considerate, quit any irritating habits! When she needs to be helped carrying heavy items, do it! If she needs time you can take care of the family! Help your wife with all of your energy, show your love to her with all consideration. Pray to see where you may be inconsiderate.
4
“Do not be harsh with your wife.”(Colossians 3:19) When a wife is sensitive realize that harsh answers, angry looks, irritated tones of voice and impatience will deeply affect your wife. Rejoice that she is a lady and isn’t like you – remember that she is a precious gift God has given you.
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“The husband’s body does not belong to him alone but also to his wife.”(I Corinthians 7:3-5) Please your wife physically. Don’t deprive her of what she needs. Sexual pleasure is something that is given, not forced or taken. Discuss what her needs are both inside and outside of the bedroom.
So no honey,you read the bible correctly.No where does it say that women are objects soley of a man’s pleasure.
The bible states that both men and woman are to enjoy sexual pleasure.
So..yeah…go to god and argue with that.
🙂
Eve was a whore that made adam ( the first beta) into a cuckold by sleeping with the serpent, or Samael if you read any rabbinical writings and the offspring resulting in Cain.
See thats what happens when you listen to a woman and care for her first and foremost like adam the fucking bitch boy.
Get yer head outta yer ass.
Goddammit, Churchian bitches are insufferable.
Shut your pie hole. Proof is in the bible.
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
I Corinthians 14: 34
Amen.
Ecclesiastes 7:28
“I found one wise man among a thousand
but not one wise woman among them all”
For the second time KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH!
• “First of all your gf should not be paying rent.”
Who told you that. The rent fairy? Cause it sure as fuck isn’t in the Bible. According to the Bible the GF shouldn’t even be living with him in the first place and eating his goddam food.
It’s not a man’s responsibility to support his girlfriend under any circumstances. She’s not his wife. Do you know the difference?
You should be clobbered over the head.
With a Bible.
If you want to go biblical, bitch shouldnt be living under his roof unless married. More likely story is she cant afford full rent on her own.
This is the kind of useless b*tch who expects her “boyfriend” to pay her bills AND expects to get her pussy eaten AND would tell him to put the fucking seat down.
These b*tches are so out of control….. if a girlfriend ever tries to pull that shit with you, wants her rent paid, her pussy eaten and/or tells you to put YOUR toilet seat down…. you take her purse and throw it as far as possible into the street. “Better go get it”. When she runs out screaming after it (and they always do) bolt the door behind her and don’t even mail her her shoes.
you throw the purse out the truck window after you’ve burned out on a dirt road, at 10pm, with her outside of the vehicle.
Bet you’ll die alone too…
Bet you’ll die alone…. And if you’re lucky, a nurse would be holding your hand while you die in your bed….
EVERYONE dies alone. Don’t you know that. Especially women. If a man were stupid to marry one, she is more likely to outlive him by 8 years. So if anyone is more likely to “die alone” it’s going to be A WOMAN.
Dying alone is infinitely better than living a single day with a DUMB CUNT who would even use that pathetic tactic.
Nice try though. Do you have any more?
Well, die alone then… If that’s what you want… I bet you’re an asshole, you lowlife piece of trash! I hate it when breeders like you write shit like this. If you want people to respect you then stop being insecure jerk towards a group of people! Heck, if I was born a female and I would never date you!
Why are you behaving like I treated you – or anyone – badly? You should be ashamed of yourself – pretending you’re “better” than me.
When the fuck will you figure OUT that NOT tolerating a woman’s crap is not the same as treating her badly.
….. you low life scum piece of shit.
I’m not saying pay all her rent, but at least help her, I’m sure she’ll help. Not all women want men doing everything for them. Plus, it’s a guy’s job to provide for a girl. And if she asks you to put the toilet seat down, do it. No one wants to go to a bathroom with the toilet unflushed and seat unclean. Sometimes, girls give you crap, and sometimes, you have to deal with it especially during that time in a month. I’ve grown up with more sisters than brothers and I’ve learned to get used to it but that does not mean I’m a doormat for them! I mean if I hear that my sister’s boyfriend mistreats her the way a jerk would treat her bad, I’d be mad as an older brother would.
Don’t tell me what to do, or who to pay for.
Are you out of your fucking mind?
You’re GAY.
Nature selected you for EXTINCTION.
Accept it.
Look who’s insecure about his own sexuality… BTW gay people are a minority in case you haven’t noticed. Plus, if people are gay, bi, straight, whatever that’s okay. It doesn’t matter in the end.
“Look who’s insecure about his own sexuality”.
Does that usually work?
You know…. where you don’t even have the intellectually honesty to admit that you’re a total failure at debate…. so you project stupid shit like “Look who’s insecure about his own sexuality”.
You never said you were funny.
You’re funny for someone who is straight…
I know. But that’s still never gonna get you laid.
I don’t care… Life is not about getting laid as much as the majority of people in this forum thinks it is… If that’s what you want then that’s your thing.
If you were right, someone would agree with you. “Life is not about getting laid” is something someone destined for extinction HAS to believe. You need to tell yourself that, but life can’t continue with that attitude. You’re also going to have a really hard time convincing women of that because they are all horny as fuck. (you wouldn’t know this of course)
So why don’t YOU go pay women’s rent and bills because you think they are inferior, and leave the fucking, the life and the betterment of the human race to the rest of us who know better. Thanks. Really appreciate it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1093011/Women-far-promiscuous-men-says-shock-new-study.html
Yeah you go tell them “life’s not about getting laid”.
Go make yourself useful for a change.
1. Women are not inferior. They are different from men though physically, emotionally, and mentally but not in a bad way. There is nothing wrong with either men or women. They complement each other.
2. Sex is not major part of one’s life. There is more to a marriage or relationship than sex. There is also an emotional and mental component to it. You would still have to connect in that way. If sex takes over everything, a relationship or marriage won’t work. Humans are made for companionship. In fact there was a study that showed that married people lived longer than their single counterparts.
3. Children do better with two parents. We can’t just spawn and leave kids at some orphanage or abort fetuses (that’s a waste of human life there). Children need a stable home with parents that know how to raise them right and care about them. That would solve all the violence and juvenile crime running rampant in society.
tl:dr take care.
Bet you live a lonely,bitter life. So much hatred, your mother must have really hated you…
You couldn’t give cock anyway, your too busy shoving it up your own ass. God knows, that’s the only sex you could get, you sound like a miserable loser.
Oh really? So if a mother hates her kid, you blame the KID? What are you out of your fucking mind?
Why are you pretending sex is difficult to get? ANY man can get sex RIGHT NOW by picking up the phone and ordering it like PIZZA. Your vagina is not special or rare, cunt. So you can stop pretending
Maybe you were horrible kid, so much hatred for women, it obviously stems from mamma issues.
It’s pretty clear between the two of us you’re the hateful one spraying all your hateful epithets across the internet at someone who never even treated you badly.
Issues? A man could also have an “issue” with the smell of DOG SHIT. Doesn’t mean there is anything wrong with HIM.
Think about it.
It’s very difficult to not spray hatred at some of these blogs, they are hateful and not even close to any type of truth. There’s a big difference between being an alpha male and just an arrogant sexist pig. My husband is an alpha, I have the utmost respect for him, without even trying. He commands respect, because of his actions, which don’t include degrading and disrespecting anyone, especially women. My love and respect is an exact reflection of his. The filth that’s written here is putting women down, to build you up. That will never make you an alpha.
These men have no clue about relationships, one dimensional thinking and they wonder why they’re miserable.
My vagina is special, I treat it with respect, by never having let some undeserving prick go near it. It has also birthed children, so not just special, but fuckn amazing.
Try harder. Cockroaches , rats and some pretty nasty sea creatures “give birth” too. It doesn’t make you “special”. Snap out of it.
Well then since if you have an emotional & hateful reaction to something someone in another city merely TYPES something you don’t like or agree with…. then you should probably forfeit your internet connection because you are clearly not ready it for it. How do you cope in the REAL world?
Being hateful (or “offended”) doesn’t make you RIGHT.
But as long as you’re hear don’t get confused. An “alpha” and masculinity is not defined by ANY woman. That man defines HIMSELF and doesn’t give a rat fuck ass what a woman has to say about it. You deluded stupid cunt.
Thankfully I consider them all to be special, it is a gift to birth new life. I don’t consider myself to be any more important than any other creature on earth, vaginas are special, especially mine.
I’m afraid your gravely mistaken. Your fuckhole is no different than the 3.5 billion other fuckholes on the planet. While you posture and pretend sex is “priceless” and “difficult to get”…… It is a worthless commodity available to any man anywhere for less trouble, effort, money, energy, investment and time than you would want to believe.
The moment a man figures this out….
it’s GAME OVER for overinflated women like you.
Cute try though sweetie.
At least you managed to dupe your husband.
Be grateful and hope he never figures it out.
Your entire MO depends on it.
Sell your bullshit sandwich to him.
I’m not buying.
Lol, your funny! Luckily, he’s really good looking and had more pussy then he could handle. Sex came easy to him, still he recognises a special pussy when he sees one, that’s why he put a ring on this one.. Thanks, I feel special and lucky… Life is good for this special cunt
Thank you for noticing! I AM funny.
( But looks aren’t everything you know. )
Unfortunately for you, your opinion is fucking worthless because you MAKE UP STUPID HATEFUL SHIT IN YOUR OWN HEAD about people you never even met, and react like they treated you badly – when they didn’t. you PRETEND other people you don’t even know “can’t get sex” while pretending sex is so valuable when I have already proven your opinion worthless and tragically wrong.
So whatever description you make of your husband (or anyone else) is just whatever worthless no mind bullshit you felt like making up and imagining in your own clueless head.
it has no place in reality.
• You NEEED to tell yourself I am unattractive.
• You CAN’T AFFORT to believe that I get laid easily.
• You MUST TELL YOURSELF all kinds of lies,… because your head would fucking explode if the opposite were true.
• YOU NEED to desperately hang on to your core belief system no matter what, because it’s GAME OVER when you can’t.
You are a hateful stupid waste of human life and think your MOST PRIZED ASSET AND CONTRIBUTION to be the stinking fuckhole between your legs and you overvalue it so much, when in reality you’re worth no more than a cum rag and have nothing else to offer. All you talk about as your “value” is your cunt.
That’s so pathetic I can’t even finish this sentence.
You should really aim higher in life.
So hopefully it’s clear to you now, that you can stop pretending men you never even met “can’t get laid”. Hopefully you’ve learned that in doing so, you are implying you think a fuckhole is the most valuable thing women have to offer.
• You don’t say “You can’t get LOVE”.
• You don’t withhold PLEASANT CONVERSATION.
• You don’t say “You can’t get a woman to want to spend time with you”….
No.
You say “You can’t get laid”. And that means YOU think a fuck is the MOST women are worth.
So who’s the WOMEN HATER NOW?
Jesus Christ you’re stupid. Go wrap your lips around a cock and play sperm dump. As you clearly showed… it’s all you’re good for.
Your not funny, your fucking hilarious! Im literally laughing out loud.. You are so hypocritical, ofcourse I think you can’t get sex, with the attitude you have, I don’t think a decent person could stand a second alone with you. It’s easy to assume your ugly and unattractive, your words tell me who you are. No one can speak with such ugliness and live a i happy life. I pity you. I Hope you find love some day.
…hmm comparing a turd and a human being… Yep…
Honey, sex is far too easy for any man to get for you to pretend that it isn’t. All you’re doing is openly admitting that you would spread your legs for anyone who tells you exactly what you want to hear… and threaten to close and them (and shame) any man who doesn’t.
You think you’re the only women like that????
All we have to do is tell you whore exactly what you want to hear. Bang. Done.
All too easy. We just don’t do it here because this is never going to get you laid.
Have a pleasant evening.
Baby rats are not human beings. The only requirement for “giving birth” is for you to bend over and agree to have unprotected sex and be a sperm depository. It requires no skill, talent, work, effort, ability or any admirable qualities …….. and that’s why you should stop humiliating yourself pretending that it’s some kind of great accomplishment or “special”.
It’s really quite sad.
Love is not something you “find” you stupid dipshit. It’s what you GIVE. And that’s why you should really stop pretending to speak about it with any authority – when you know NOTHING about it.
The only thing typed words managed to do her, is expose you what you really are. Nicely done.
Now you’ve really depressed me 🙁 creating life through choice and out of love is more than a biological, mechanical experience, it is the greatest experience in life. It takes selflessness, courage, patience and devotion, just to name a few. like I said, I wish you love, you need it.
Good.
And no. YOU need it. A proper schooling from a man.
BADLY.
You should have just shut your stupid fucking cakehole.
Have a pleasant evening.
What am I really? ( to you?) I know what love is, its fucking amazing, it’s like waking up everyday knowing you’ve won the lottery. No stress, no worry, genuinely beaming when I see my kids and husband come back from bunnings (home improvements) together on Sunday morning, with breakfast and seeds to plant in our garden. Love is my children waiting for dad to come home, so they can show them the stuff they did at school, and my husband acting like he’s been given a van Gough. Im so lucky, 13 years and I still think my husband is an amazing man. I can’t ask for more than that.
Don’t feed the trolls. Besides, her beta husband obviously has her running on gas.
http://i.imgur.com/uPGOtfu.jpg
And the award for the most retarded individual goes to !!!???
Ty
You are nothing special , holes waiting to be filled are everyone dumb slut.
LOL. Gonna make us?
“”So yeah”. You should be clobbered over the head.
With a Bible.
… until you learn to shut your fucking cakehole.”
Too damned funny! And true.
“You’re funny for someone who is straight…”
Go eat your boyfriend’s excrement.
So, what you’re admitting to us all is that you have to pay for sex. A lot. Understood.
Better at 1am…
Say thanks that u born as ball less wanker
Machism homophobia
“The female orgasm is completely useless biologically speaking.”
The vaginal contractions that occur during orgasm may actually increase the odds of conception by pulling sperm deeper into the vaginal canal. The female orgasm serves as a mechanism for jizz retention. Basically.
Again even if the female orgasm “helps” sperm retention, it is not essential to impregnate and bring a new life into the world…UNLIKE the make orgasm which IS essential in that process.
I could have sex with hundreds of women and they never having had even one orgasm I could perpetuate the human race all by myself….thats right ONE FUCKING STUD COCK TO RULE THEM ALL!
And not one fuck was given if any of those broads came.
HypergamyParthenogenesis doesn’t care, bro.Odds and statistics really mean nothing here, cause if she is worth having a kid with- Im sure I’ll be giving her a full tank throughout the week when needed.
“I could have sex with hundreds of women and they never having had even one orgasm I could perpetuate the human race all by myself….thats right ONE FUCKING STUD COCK TO RULE THEM ALL!”
And I wouldn’t be surprised if you’ve never even given one orgasm to anyone other than yourself. It’s not really a stud cock if it leaves women unsatisfied, you know.
You poor misogynistic bastard…
She’s stealing your money and getting her pussy eaten by the neighbors, if you can’t please her, she’ll find someone who will…. God, men are thick…
“Regarding the female orgasm….Roosh made a post on this awhile back and he is 100% correct. The female orgasm is completely useless biologically speaking. However a man’s orgasm is a pre requisite condition in order to bring new life into the world. Don’t like it fat feminists? Well take it up with God you grotesque, slobbering animals.”
Spoken like someone who has no bedroom skills and probably jackhammers a woman for 30 seconds to get his.
“Women were put on this earth as objects for my pleasure. Know your roles and shut your fuckin mouths (when its not filled with cock) americunts.”
Funny that someone who probably lives in grandmama’s basement thinks he is that important.
There’s a reason WHY Patrick’s post is at the top of THIS discussion.
Depends on if you want to keep her or not. If she’s going to be tossed, the most important thing is making sure you get off. If she’s a keeper, then you’d better learn to use your tongue well. As far as I’m concerned, the wetter the better; she’d better like the taste of herself because my mouth will be full of it! Gotta love it when she pulls your mouth to hers for deep french kissing after wet cunniligus! 😀 A towel?! Fuck that, she’ll be licking her juices off my lips!!!!!!!!! And I agree with wining and dining; red wine sex is much more fun! If you’re drinking, that means she is too! Some women can handle a good tongue lashing, and some will push your head away after only ten minutes because they can’t handle the intensity anymore. 😛 Learn to use your nose too; I’m lucky, I’ve got a big one!
That being said, HPV-induced throat cancer is on the rise in men, so make your dining choices carefully. I’ve been kind of reckless in the past and won’t be surprised if I someday get the Michael Douglas cancer (then it’s time for a few bottles of wine, a shed, and a generator, as nobody’s cutting away half of my head), but hopefully I’ll die of a heart attack while fucking a 22 year old tight Filipina.
I quit drinking, so my urge to eat out has dwindled (I can’t get enough of it when I’m half drunk…what can I say, I like making women’s bodies shudder with my mouth), and from now on it’s ‘wham bam thank you ma’am’. It’s not worth it for me anymore…too much fucking effort.
“If she’s a keeper, then you’d better learn to use your tongue well.”
No man. You don’t consent to conditional attraction.
My old man had a good woman who cooked and cleaned and did all that shit for him. I like marriage when it’s like that. So if I find a keeper, I’ll lick her silly! But that makes me wonder, did Papa ever eat out Mama? Geez, I can’t imagine it. Christ, why did I even think about that? And on Christmas Day when I have to meet them for dinner? Now I’ll have that thought in my head all day. I’ll be watching Pops gorge himself on a turkey feast, with gravy dripping down from his mouth. For fuck’s sakes.
This is one of the strongest hamsters I have ever witnessed. Pathetic.
What’s pathetic is following the crowd. Sheeple annoy me.
The only one here eating shit is the guy that laps up secretions only millimeters from an asshole.
Oh, btw you have crud on your chin.
Come on boy, you can’t live in a bubble all your life; it helps build your immune system! 😛
I am in my 40’s and grew up rural as fuck in Appalachia and have never moved away. I really can’t tell what you are trying to say.
Maybe it is because you are Canadian, I’m not sure. This just didn’t make much sense. I agree the world is full of fucking worthless pussies. Urban/suburban/metro/homo/democrat men are fucking worthless.
In the end eating pussy still makes you a woman’s bitch.
If you like to eat pussy just fucking say you like to eat pussy.
PERIOD.end of sentence. PERIOD.
Don’t hamsterize it and claim it is part of game to get women to do what you want.
I’m not singling you out but I’ve heard this shit before and it doesn’t pass the sniff test.
Some guys just like eating pussy and that is cool but eating pussy to please/reward/entice a woman is beta-ville.
Is it the meth?
You argue like a man who eats a lot of pussy.
No. It is an entirely unnatural idea that the woman’s needs come first in bed.
In my fairly wide experience on the subject if the man is fully in charge the woman will cream her snatch more easily thus creating a win win for all parties concerned.
I have agreed with every comment you have made and this is no exception.
I agree. As an experiment, I once took a Viagara sampler with some Red Bull before pounding a girl (not recommended, not good for the heart) and absolutely wrecked her into a wet, screaming pile. I’ve gotten women off plenty of times, but never before in such a way as when I took charge and made it entirely about myself and as rough and quick as possible. Perhaps the suddenness of the act contributed, but I like to think the sudden increase of horsepower was a leading factor.
There was no concern given to her “needs” other than cab fare home.
a girl looked at me funny when I tried to eat her out..
she wasn’t used to guys doing that so that made my job much easier, never tried again and now I’m just pounding her like my toy and she loves it.
When I was young and foolish I was with one of the smartest women I have ever fucked. I tried to eat her out a bit but she made it clear that she wanted fucking, preferably with a knob.
She was seriously into rape fantasies as well so I duly obliged.
Ya gonna start postin’ up pics of your 21 inch dick now brah?
Why are you cruising for some action?
Sorry mate but I cannot oblige. Full respect for your lifestyle decisions but I’m not into queers and don’t even have an especially large tool.
Why would I care about such a thing when I only have sex for my own satisfaction?
A friend of mine once told me a joke:
Q: “How do you make a woman cum?”
A: “who cares.”
And then:
Q: “why do women wear makeup and perfume?”
A: “because they know they’re ugly and they stink.”
…both of which are true
Always thought smelly vag caused by poor hygiene, thanks rok now any chick with smelly vag can be quickly identified as a ho.
really. do you prefer men? what a strange comment.
This article is beyond repulsive but yet hysterical. I knew people enjoyed going for the chow, but never knew it’d be to this extent. Can we classify this man as a beta?
Total beta mentality. If you want to make a girl cum, you TAKE her orgasm, don’t GIVE her one. Approach sex with this mindset and your girl will get off faster and harder as it puts you in the appropriate frame of mind – you are in control of her and her pleasure is up to you. Laying with a woman while thinking this way will result in rougher, more forceful sex. The kind of sex that makes women claw your back and are unable to walk after, not that dumb slow hallmark crap that women say they want because they are afraid to admit being thrown around and dominated sets them off.
Well said and it just underlines how masculinity is a sleeping giant. I would go as far as to say that being masculine is the answer to almost all of a man’s problems.
One red pill Alpha can wipe the floor with a room full of betas (most of whom would run away) and can reduce almost any woman to a quivering mess of desire.
That’s why we, the men are going to win as soon as we wise up.
Happy holidays to everyone and here’s to a full throttle, testosterone fueled 2014
I dont buy one single piece of the bullshit you have posted here. You seem like some kind of a fucking plant/ schill to me.
More fool you.
Fine. Let me know where you live and I will come round and beat the living shit out of you.
You won’t of course being the blue pill mangina that you are.
I’m not saying every man who eats pussy is a beta but ALL betas eat pussy.
Every single “i love eating pussy” guy I know is a total fucking beta. They either try to show how “much they care about a woman’s needs” or they are compensating for a small dick, or both.
I don’t think a real man should give a flying fuck if a woman ever has an orgasm.
Amen to all that.
Meh. Alpha is not defined as the opposite of beta. Betas eat food, drink water, breathe air.
standard response to the use of the word “meh”;
Meh is a stupid fucking word. Grown men should not copy cartoon characters.
You really worry too much about how others view you.
Like a 28yo virgin researching how to do something he has zero knack in
A real man cares for his girl! You’re just a bunch of babies! You ain’t a real man if you don’t eat pussy!
Lmao sounds like you either have an ugly girl so you don’t wanna eat her out or you got an immense inadequate skill set when it comes to eating pussy.
Keep up that internet macho man persona, it only reeks more of how insecure you are. LOL
Sorry, dudes, you guys are absolutely wrong on this matter. Take care of her first on a irregular basis, then she will do whatever you want whenever you want. It’s all part of major game. Can’t tell how much stink I was able to procure by keeping her on her toes with her waiting for next muff session.
Girls can’t wait to have my dick inside of them, preferably raw dog. If a girl have to use you as a human vibrator she’s probably not all that into you.
you guys are delusional.
She’ll do whatever I want because she can fuck off if she doesn’t, plenty of ass to go around so if she doesn’t like it I’ll find someone who does.
Spoken like a true beta.
The truth. This is the power we men have always possessed and the greatest enemy to men is the thirsty weaklings that do anything just to get near a pussy. I would venture to say pre-feminism very few pussies ever got licked.
Not if you can keep her on her toes using something that she gives. It’s better to spin your pleasure as her reward. Think outside of the box.
Eating pussy is never part of game in my opinion. Anytime a man eats a pussy he is making himself submissive to the woman and this is absolutely anti-game.
If you have to give a pussy/asshole a tongue lashing to get her to do what you want you are fucking it up. If she doesn’t do what you want you don’t lap up her pussy funk like a cat with a saucer of milk. You tell the goddamned bitch to get gone.
If you have a pussy eating or fecal fetish that is your business and I guess that is ok but don’t act like you have stumbled upon a magic formula.
I would agree. pussy eating has its merits at times but the is no substitute for dicking a bitch down. If women had to choose between getting their pussy eaten or getting great dick. great dick will always win out.
I’m from a third world country India…….and we are already 1.2 Billion….17% of world population, All of Africa or South America or Europe Combined…..
……As I write this around 1 million pussies will be licked every second in India…We have already F**ked more than what America and rest of the world would ever be…except China….and it still sucks when its all done….
ROT…..Please rise up beyond sex and F**king…….Yeah..it feels good for a while and then we are back in this shitty Matrix…..
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How about a real knowledge that before the Aliens came down on earth..Male and Female body were one…We were androgynous…Sex was not part of our make up..which is why we most often feel guilty or tired after…..SEXUAL FEELING IS NOT PERMANENT…
SEX is being used to make slaves aka babies for the dark forces to destroy this planet more and more….Being from a third world country..i busted my ass up to gain this knowledge which was in America….
I found you….I really wish…ROT will write more topics that will free Humanity FOR EVER….SEX is good too….BUT write more about things that will free us for ever…
Ok, WHO let L. Ron Hubbard out of the box?!? He’s got a boner and he’s running around the streets of India poking it in whatever he can!
What?
Keep your criminal female sari-wearing cunt ambassador diplomats out of our country.
Making feminist bitches see the light is the most important thing we can do in bed. THEY’RE BEGGING US!!
Lets see how she is with HER mouth first. I dont share the gift of my amazing tongue with just anybody.
With my last girlfriend, I set the rule of never staying down there for more than 5 minutes. After that, I went after my own prize. She had to learn to cum within that amount of time, she had to get it (maybe) with my fucking the hell out of her. She figured it out. It was her responsibility to figure it out, not mine.
There are a couple of useful reasons to go down. The most important is to check out the area and the smell. If it does not smell “right” and the smell does not turn you on, don’t touch it, and don’t fuck it. Get the hell out of there. Your male body is wired to sense things that your conscious self cannot. In this case, it is using your sense of smell, which is our most ancient and trustworthy senses. So trust it.
That bad pussy smell can’t be washed off. it has to wear off.
No.
And I absolutely won’t eat Asian.
For some reason, I’m always horny again an hour later.
Best post yet!!! That’s how they earn getting their pussy ate. lol
this nigga
I apply economics to it all. Is the opportunity cost of her orgasm greater than what it’s worth?
http://thisistrouble.com/2013/12/10/the-opportunity-cost-of-her-orgasm/
What works for me is, if I really enjoy the sex, the woman will too. If I start trying “to please her” then none of us is pleased.
Eat to live, don’t live to eat.
Never was really into eating pussy until one extremely drunk night. Never realized how it can send a female through the ceiling in pleasure. Actually tasted pretty good too. Now that being said, I think it should be reserved only as an extremely special treat for extremely special girls that have earned it. Maybe like a once a year type thing.
once a year? you know she can do it herself, right?
It’s eaten raw, not fried,
And turned up on its side,
Vertical Sea Food Taco….
Dick rules all. there is no substitute for dick. if you want to eat pussy, great. it can be fun sometimes but its not necessary if you slang dick right. period! Its called dickmatized for a reason!
I like eating pussy if the girl is worth it and deserves a bit more attention from me., and is clean of course. I go down there for my satisfaction, not hers. If she cums, she cums, and I’m glad she enjoyed it, but if not, oh well.
I wonder if this guy is a closet virgin though… 45 minutes? I think my tongue would start cramping by that point. No thanks.
I hit up my wife’s buffet cause it doesn’t smell, has zero roast beef, and lubes her up before a slam if I’m giving her a break from all the head she throws. This forum with all the alpha-beta convo is laughable, just by reading I can see about 20% here are true playboys and the rest are late bloomers trying to google research their way into hot ass and emulate shit from movies. Oh and anyone who scoffs at a good beer as the drink of the poor is a faggatron to avoid.
Rule # 1
I ONLY lick virgin pussy, I need it as it makes my boner harder, better for what follows
NOT into licking others left over *cream*
Only if you’re a lesbian (and not “trapped in a man’s body”)…
Reminds me of this quote:
How disgusting are porn sets? Well I can tell you from shooting a few hundred scenes that the females’ private areas are not healthy. They are having sex with a half dozen guys a week not including their boyfriends and escort clients. Yes, most females and many of the male performers are paid escorts/prostitutes. They are not using condoms with the majority of people they have sex with. They are constantly getting STDs and female performers vaginas have to be douched before every scene or else the male talent will not work with them due to the smell and for obvious sanitary reasons. Douching this much is not healthy and causes other problems. http://henrymakow.com/2013/12/Making-porn-an-insiders-report.html
Just reading the title made me spit my Monster drink all over my laptop.
Hysterical. Kudos LawDogger.
If you can do to her what no other man has done to her-You Own Her. Of course it should be a random gift, not an expected daily occurance. Then she is the one begging for it afterwards. I see nothing beta in having a woman beg you for sex.. I had great satisfaction from the fact that exgfs would be asking their new beaus to do my tricks in bed (so the guy KNOWS someone else did her better before) and then the guys inevitably fail. Talk about having hand in a relationship.
If she says this about oral sex, ask if you can watch: “Oh, I don’t like they way men do it.”
I disagree on calling this “borderline absurd”.
Girls love when we treat their pussy like the latest piece of modern technology.
When a girl has submitted to you, nothing is “absurd”.
I have done things to a woman’s body that make this look like child’s play.
I guess sexually “absurdity” is just a matter of taste.
The answer is No but..
Yeah, bitches just LOVE men eating pussy….that’s why dildos are shaped like mouths.
What a bunch of Western bullshit in that book.
dildos are fucking props for propping up men’s egos. vibrators are what women like, don’t kid yourself.
“Apparently, if your girl’s vagina all of a sudden starts smelling a bit foul, it means she’s banging someone else raw. Bacterial vaginosis is caused by the vagina coming in contact with new sperm.”
Bacterial vaginosis is also caused by a girl engaging in lesbian acts …so make sure she is not bisexual.
Your all so very wrong and captianobvious your wrong too.
First of all your gf should not be paying rent.Thats responsibility if you want to get biblical about it all.
You have never read the bible before.
Eve was put here to help Adam,thus they after that were meant to enjoy eachother.
A man is not supposed to put the needs of his wife second to his.
That’s why god gave a woman sexual desires and sexual needs,if he wanted a woman not to enjoy sex he would have made it so.
The fact that a woman enjoys sex is a fact that man has to take care of her needs as well.
Proof is in the bible.
1
“Love your wife as Christ loved the Church.”(Ephesians 5:25) Risk your life to help or save your wife. Christ’s love for the church is without limits, nothing is held back. He gave His life for the church – before you loved Him. His love does not depend on your love for Him. Under God’s authority – love your wife as service–as giving your life to God.
2
“Love your wife in the same way you love your body and your life.”(Ephesians 5:28-33) You care for your body daily to be as well fed and healthy as possible. You quickly take care of any needs or desires. Any sexual desire as a husband should be cared for with your wife. In the same way, care for your wife’s needs and well being. Feel your wife’s pain and illness and rejoice in her health as if it were your own life. A husband must see his wife’s sexual desires and make supreme efforts to meet those needs too. Basically, her need or desire whether financial, physical, emotional or spiritual in your relationship must receive your full effort. Only in this way can you love her and provide for her just as well as you do for yourself
3
“Be considerate as you live with your wife, with respect …”(I Peter 3:7) The Bible says that if we neglect this command, our prayers will be hindered! To be considerate, quit any irritating habits! When she needs to be helped carrying heavy items, do it! If she needs time you can take care of the family! Help your wife with all of your energy, show your love to her with all consideration. Pray to see where you may be inconsiderate.
4
“Do not be harsh with your wife.”(Colossians 3:19) When a wife is sensitive realize that harsh answers, angry looks, irritated tones of voice and impatience will deeply affect your wife. Rejoice that she is a lady and isn’t like you – remember that she is a precious gift God has given you.
5
“The husband’s body does not belong to him alone but also to his wife.”(I Corinthians 7:3-5) Please your wife physically. Don’t deprive her of what she needs. Sexual pleasure is something that is given, not forced or taken. Discuss what her needs are both inside and outside of the bedroom.
So no honey,you read the bible correctly.No where does it say that women are objects soley of a man’s pleasure.
The bible states that both men and woman are to enjoy sexual pleasure.
So..yeah…go to god and argue with that.
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No, eating pussy is far from the most important thing you should do in bed. However, if you dominate her AND please her pussy in every way she enjoys as a reward for her submissiveness and her taking care of you, she not only will be eating out of your hand, but associate her own sexual pleasure with pleasing you, which is great.
My favorite is 69 so she can enjoy pleasing me and associate her orgasm with my dick further (in her mouth AND her pussy). Especially if you lay her on the bed with her head hanging off the edge or just pick her up like a ragdoll, swing her legs up onto your shoulders, and eat her out while she slobs your knob. Both positions have the added benefit of keeping her hair out of the way while she sucks you off and keeps her in a submissive position which they will like.
Eat pussy like an alpha. Grab her ankles tightly and pin her legs back while you dive in. Smack her clit and give her a rough finger-fucking while you eat it. Tongue-fuck it. Stick your face in it, grunt and groan, make pleasure noises — OWN IT.
Then without warning, swiftly plunge your cock in and start pounding her.
I liked the fact that you made the book an amazon referal link. genius!
Tucker Max no worry if girl cum first last or at all, for that matter.
That good enough for me.
Gentlemen, gentlemen. Please. Why so much angst over if/when/for-how-long to go down on a female? If she’s into it and you do it well, she’ll be into you. And — I must disagree with the author here — I have in fact heard women remarking about their men tonguing the shit out of them. Including, I might add, one woman texting the next day she could still feel it and it was making her quiver at her desk at work.
But they’re not naive. They want the D as well, they’ll soon tire of someone who OVERcompensates for their lack of penile power by going all out on eating her out.
Yep. Best to be great at both. More tricks up your sleeve to turn her into quivering jelly can’t be bad.
“Just the sight of a woman’s naked body could make me lose control, and foreplay quickly led to end of play.
[…]
I was a sexual cripple, and oral sex became my crutch. If I couldn’t satisfy a woman with my penis, then I’d sure as hell satisfy her with my mouth!”
All this will lead to is the woman using this fool to eat her out and satisfy her, while getting the good fucking she craves from someone else.
In fact, that someone else may fuck her good, AND also have mad dining skills, which will leave the author of the above quote up shit creek without a paddle, as he will be of about as much use to her as a chocolate ashtray.
The bible states that a woman should not teach a man in CHURCH!!
CHURCH!!
Your taking different context and putting it in wrong places.
The bible says a woman should not spiritually teach a man.
Meaning a woman should be quiet in CHURCH.
Now when it comes to a marriage,its very different.
A man must love his wife likes he loves his own body in a marriage.
Only in church does a woman keep her mouth closed.
The bible says listen to the voice of your Wife.
Meaning while in church,the woman is quiet and the man teaches.
There.
The bible does not say don’t care about your wife.
That part your very wrong.
The bible says a woman should not teach a man in church.
So once again….A womans pleasure should be important to a man.
That’s point and blank.
If your a man who does not respect or hold his wife high, your not even worthy in god’s eyes.
So argue with that.
I see the only point here is that all men see women as objects and want to treat them as such.
You can see why women act the way they do now.
Its because men now are horrible selfish creatures who would turn any straight woman into a lesbian.
The way men are, I don’t know what straight woman in her right mind would want to be put in the backseat, hated ,gnored and deprived of happiness and bliss.
Your basically sayng that a woman should just go through life with no brains, no agency, no pleasure, no self-awareness……Just no point in life really..
Wow your really amazing men, any woman would claw her eyes out to be with you.This means she gets to be unhappy.
yay
You see this is why feminism needs to exsist.
You need t read the bible.
Men who go to church are the best men in the world, they follow the voice of god and does what he says.He doesn’t look to try to make someone else unhappy all the time.
Men who follow the truth of god does are the best men to love and marry because they acutally love you back because they love you.
Atheist men only want a woman to be an object.
A woman is not an object, its only evil vile men who want a woman to be an object.So evil men tell her she is.
However, I feel sorry for your souls.
You worship the devil because only evil people would think the way you do.
:/
If your not evil…then what are you
Good?
Bad?
Whatever you are, its not really a good person.
I do agree that eating a girl out for 55 mintues its a disgustingly long time.I never get why other women need that long..Something is wrong with their bodies or something…Who knows.
Women aren’t perfect either, they are digusting as well.
All the seem to care about Is…..Idk.
Im a woman and I don’t even now whats wrong with women.
Im just glad I can function like a normal woman and I can get along with anyone.
I just wonder why all women cant be normal, they have to be weird.
All men and women n today’s world are flawed.
I guess when god renews the world.He’ll do a better job next time.
We can only hope.
🙂
it’s like birthday and x-mas presents, you have to do it to pay your dues, and of course half assed is more than enough effort. Just listen to Sam Kinison for the alphabet technique. Anyone paying a girlfriend’s rent is a fucking jerk off, I’d only do that if her five friends were living there and fucking me all at once.
Having sex is like dancing – you lead, she follows. A good dancer leaves his partner coming back for more. A bad dancer gets forgotten the second the tune ends. If you want to eat her alive – do it. If you don’t – don’t. It’s as simple as that.
Just a thought, IF I were a bettin’ kinda gal, I’d bet the reason this unique “HOW TO” is a best seller as women are purchasing it on hope it will improve their mans’ ..ahem..technique……….
Wow. Just wow. I found out about this website today and at first laughed at the few articles I skimmed over, thinking maybe this was all written as a joke. I thought, “Hmmm, maybe it’s a satire like my good ol’ pal, The Onion.” Nope. Just a bunch of ignorant dimwits. Misogyny is alive and well, I see. I can’t help but wonder if any of you guys have girlfriends. And I don’t mean fuck-buddies or dull, bimbo-types either. I mean “hot” women with even “hotter” minds. Because if any of you do and if any of THEM read the shit you’re slinging, I’m sure they’d run for the hills faster than you can say, “I’m a selfish, bigoted asshole who isn’t half as good in bed as I claim to be while posturing for my equally ape-like buddies who I secretly wish would fuck me in my ass.” Oh, and by the way, bacterial vaginosis is NOT an STI. NUNS can get bacterial vaginosis, for fuck’s sake.
I agree. It seems like most of these guys are trying way too hard on being alpha males when all they’re doing is displaying sometjinf flawed in their life. Either they got ugly girlfriends/wife or they are horrible at making a girl feel good, so they will compensate their lack of effort and skill set and make it up with food, money, rides, expensive trips, and a lot of other materialistic needs.
They would’ve saved a lot more money if they knew how to eat a girl out an satisfy her so she can turn into the most ferocious and willing partner at any time cuz she knows she appreciate her.
I am willing to get most these guys are ugly as fuck and have ugly girlfriends.
My girlfriend in 2012 threw this book at me and told me to read it. I looked at the content, realized the relationship was going nowhere and broke up with her.
An orgasm floods a woman’s body with Oxytocin.
Slurping on a woman after she’s had an orgasm gives you access to some of her Oxytocin, and the warm cuddly fuzzy feeling which it causes.
That would be a reason to do it but it certainly does not elevate eating pussy into the “most important” category.
I’ve done it to most women I’ve ever found clean and beautiful enough as I find it enjoyable, yet always wondered about the politics around cunnilingus for both men and women.
What about 69
This website is full of basement-dwellers and virgins. Fact.
The information in this article is so laughably wrong. “Bacterial vaginosis is caused by the vagina coming in contact with new sperm.” Dude, just stop.
My man licks pussy like a champ. Feels like he’s making sweet sexy love to my vagina and just knowing that makes everything else we do in bed that more sensual. His penis and his fingers aren’t too bad but not the best. His tongue and lips however are a gift from the sex Gods. He’s mastered the art of eating pussy. He tongued the cum out of me last night and for the past 4 years as well.
A lot of butthurt sore loser pseudo-alpha and pretentious wannabe alpha males in here.
Most of them probably have ugly girlfriends, or have to compensate for their lack of pleasing their girls too by buying dinner, presents, wasting gas and tons of unnecessary materialistic BS just to cover up their lack of skills at eating pussy.
Eating pussy is fun, challenging, delicious, and if your girlfriend is hot then it’s just fun and magical.
Most of your guy’s logic in here is absolutely ludicrous and caveman-like. You are all so hellbent on being macho and MEN ARE ABOVE ALL mottos that it only makes you look like you are trying way too hard. You probably have ugly girlfriends LOL.
Eating pussy is fun and shouldn’t be associated with your entitlement of only pleasing yourself and your satisfactions. If she’s a hot girl and she’s important to you, you shouldn’t be a prick and only look to satisfy yourself. Give her some love too you mindless assholes. No wonder she spends your money and uses your gas. You can’t even please her in bed! She has to fill in the void of satisfaction by materialistic needs.
I bet most of you guys are sexually frustrated in your basement and if you’re not one right now, I bet you were one before. Just put yourself in her shoes and imagine if she would walk up to you at any time, and would suck your dick and then right in the middle of her fucking/sucking you she just leaves outta nowhere and doesn’t make you cum, and just left you there to fap yourselves into finishing pleasures. That’s basically what you guys are doing to your girls and it’s pretty fucking selfish.
Quit acting like such sore try hard alpha losers.
WOW. Thank god I’m a lesbian. Men like you are the reason so many women end up in bed with me! So maybe I should thank you for being selfish tools.
I’d love to eat a girl out but only if she’s a virgin.
“There was one helpful piece of advice in there. Apparently, if your girl’s vagina all of a sudden starts smelling a bit foul, it means she’s banging someone else raw. Bacterial vaginosis is caused by the vagina coming in contact with new sperm. Good to know, I guess.”
You’re a lawyer? I seriously doubt it. That is fucking hilarious. Bacterial vaginosis is caused by BACTERIA! Imagine that! A ph imbalance caused by MANY things can create an environment friendly to bad bacteria and unfriendly to the good. Restore the balance and the vaginosis goes away.
Why am I even bothering? Sometimes the ignorance displayed here is just too much to ignore.
Let me put it this way – you are what you eat.
I’m sorry
I’ve never understood why there is so much spam advertising about ways to get a big cock, ways to have a muscular body, how to get a submissive girlfriend, etc.
It’s so clear: The way to guarantee a huge cock, a ripped body and a obedient girlfriend….is to have anonymity on the internet.
You sad fucking “men”. I’m actually okay with the fact you exist (even though you’re a joke and a general embarrassment to most guys), because in general, you repel the most interesting of women, and you mostly seem to attract each other. No one finds you ‘guys’ more fascinating than other liked-minded ‘guys’.
So, thank you, from the rest of us guys. Good job.
The only thing more absurd is the Indian narrated video on youtube discussing this book and the techniques.
And yeah, in the heat of the moment I’m going to reach into my wallet for a dental dam I carry for just such a purpose?