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ROK Gear Has Achieved Penetration Into Society

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Many readers have received their ROK t-shirt from last week’s launch and two prior beta tests. By sending a photo to [email protected], they receive 20% off any future order once our second shirt is released. Let’s take a look at the pictures…

Big man

This ROK reader is not one you’d like to get into physical combat with.

Big gun

Donald Trump hat: check
Massive rifle: check
ROK shirt: check

Massive triggering: achieved!

Seaside chill

Thanks to its 100% cotton construction, ROK shirts are great to take with you on your summer vacation

Secret female fan

This industrious female reader actually altered her ROK shirt to fit her pleasant frame. We love our female readers, don’t we guys? (As long as they don’t comment much.)

Grappling

This man’s ROK shirt gave him extra powers to defeat his enemies during MMA class.

Man in a car

Your ROK shirt will look great even if you’re just sitting in an automobile.

Jacked

Your muscles will bulge against the sleeves if you take your recommended hourly dose of Kratom.

One-arm pull up

The testosterone-jacking effects of an ROK shirt has been well established by (((science))).

Ukraine is our friend

The Adidas section of your local retailer is an excellent opportunity to show the cranberry red color contrast of your ROK shirt.

If you’ve already received your shirt, send me a photo at [email protected] to receive a 20% discount off any future order. Your identity will be concealed. Feel free to infiltrate enemy territory to take your photo.

We are currently sold out of small and x-large but hope to receive more in June. The other sizes are getting tight on supply, so if you want to order your shirt in this first wave, head on over to Red Kings Shop. Thanks to everyone who bought a shirt so far!

Don’t Miss: The Official ROK Shirt Is Now Here!

108 thoughts on “ROK Gear Has Achieved Penetration Into Society”

  1. Curious Roosh, how will it appear on the credit card bill line item? Just a generic entry, or ROK in some form, or what?

      1. I would also have accepted “Shake Weights”.

        3. ah yes, shake weights. Made me laugh so hard the first time I saw it. Only a woman could be talked into purchasing something that ridiculous.

        1. And then the question becomes: Will she be more upset about you possibly having AIDS, or be more upset that you’re having gay butt sex, leading you to get tested for AIDS?

      1. Sheesh. The guy that goes out of his way to find the actual non-joke answer gets no regard. No regard at all. Here, have a sympathy upvote.

        1. Appreciate the sentiment. I actually just had my banking app open, so the answer was right in front of me.

      3. Hey, roosh.
        I sent in an article that I find quite fitting to the topic of our publicity here at hand.
        Why has it not been accepted?
        Do you have anything to criticize with my proposed game plan?

        2. Of course not. But could there be a way to determine why?
          Frankly, I have found that there is a severe lack of an actual game plan in all the other articles about our situation.
          There is a neccessity to do something about that and my article fills that criteria.

      4. Hey Roosh, i want to buy one of your shirts but you don’t have measurements on sizes! Any change you can put these details in? I usually take large but i think your large is american large which might be 2 big for me…

  5. You need more XLs in stock. I’ve been overdosing on Kratom lately, and my muscles simply won’t fit in a regular large.

    2. I hope not to see XXL and XXXXXXXL and shit like that. Fat bastards need to be hitting the gym.

  6. Mine came in the mail two days ago. It literally took less than an hour to get an oil stain on the sleeve as my neighbor couldn’t figure out how to move the tensioner pulley on his wife’s Hyundai to change the timing belt. I was going to let him in on the ROK, but reconsidered after that episode.

  7. Perhaps Roosh should release them in cut resistant Kevlar, for the guys in Western Europe. I imagine those guys wanting some protection against getting “culturally enriched”.

    2. Is your profile picture really you?
      You are an incredibly handsome man!

      1. KGB / mossad / Muslim Bosniacs / Kosovorian UCK agents / FSB Agent detected….
        …Oops, wrong thread.

        2. Thanks. Really, I already knew that, but it’s nice to hear from an actual woman of the female persuasion. 😀

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      4. I wish americans would become so free to so a level that we europeans could copy your freedom !
        You are perfectly correct.
        – An European man.

        1. P30 is a better 9mm imo. But the price point is a bit higher. Then again at that point, all h&ks are expensive

      6. Correct. A bit of trivia, but after WWII and West Germany emerged it was permissible for it’s citizens to bear arms as the Americans created their federal constitution (copied mostly from their own). The disarming of the citizens was self-imposed and over the years it was whittled away.
        Germany:
        “-The first federal Weapons Act was enacted in 1972, and reformed and repromulgated in 1976.[6] Its primary goal was to restrict the availability of firearms in order to prevent crime
        -A new, even more stringent Weapons Act became effective in 2003. Between 2003 and 2008 it was amended several times for the purpose of facilitating a more effective use of gun registers by law enforcement. The amendments also restricted the rights of heirs to own inherited guns.
        -The 2009 reform made it more difficult for individuals to own multiple firearms and allowed the authorities to monitor the safe storage of weapons in private homes.
        -The 2009 reform also called for the creation of a National Weapons Register, which was scheduled to commence operations by January 1, 2013, one year earlier than required by the European Union (EU) Firearms Directive.”
        The sheep did all to themselves.

    5. There’s a thing here…. You can’t make a tshirt resistant to bullet, but there are tissues that makes you ‘knifeproof’.

  11. The Red Army is marching, and this time it’s not full of communist scum

  13. Hey guys, maybe you should send a complimentary Return of Kings shirt to Hills Clinton. (Size XXXL of course). She could wear it under her fifteen thousand dollar Armani jacket.
    Well you’re at it send her a Trump hat big enough to fit her swollen head.,

  14. Why is everyone’s face obscured? ReturnOfKings doesn’t have that bad a reputation in mainstream society, does it?

    3. Who cares !? Mainstream society will always try to blame, accuse, assault and counter anything that’s really Good !!

  15. Here’s just one example how the possibilities for having fun are unlimited: Imagine that Canadian spoiled rich girl who threw her drink at Roosh sitting in a restaurant. Then a group of men wearing ROK shirts sit next to her table and ask what she recommends from the menu. On the way back to her office she keeps getting approached by different men wearing ROK shirts asking “excuse me, do you have the time?” She’ll think the world was taken over by us LOL
    We keep doing this across the western world, making it appear that our numbers are huge!

    1. What’s wrong ! It’s faaaaar better than donating to “pink ribbon” !!!

      1. So its either one or the other?
        With all the cheap adds placed on this page and online gambling pop-ups I dont see how this strategy differs from any other online page geared towards making money by selling crap.

    2. This site does not charge. We don’t have to buy anything.
      What’s your beef, Bernie?

      1. No beef, simply observation, if those adds were quality and there was no popup, it wouldnt be so annoying and cheaply looking.

  18. if you are a government troll and you want to maintain your cover you need to buy ROK t-shirt immediately. Otherwise very suspicious

  19. No ROK reader can be a pussy. It’s just a matter of time until the Red Pill effects kick you in the nuts.
    …And then….
    DEUS VULT !

      1. You would hear men who see it, yelling it out suddenly….
        ….DEUS VULT !

  20. But, but, ….like, all of them probably live in their basements! I’m sure they don’t score any pussy!! Shitlords!!!!
    On a more serious note, looking at these pics, I am honestly disappointed in this community. I live in a fucking retardo-libtopolis, and I have never seen any whiny SJW – either lisping mangina or blue haired hambeast variety – that appeared capable of taking any of these dudes (including the chick) in a fight. So canceling future meet ups on the pretense that there may be violence is a non-starter gents. When keyboard warriors mobilize expecting to see a gathering of pale spaghetti armed losers, and instead see this, they can do one of two things: 1) keep quiet and walk away hoping no one notices they came intending to start shit, or 2):
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/cf8476f72d1f42373207e4a1707afb74f935818949744b27e8e4a94bb10374cb.jpg

  28. ,,Your muscles will bulge against the sleeves if you take your recommended hourly dose of Kratom.”
    That’s it…I’m hooked.

    1. I wanted to make the obligatory Kratom joke… when I realised Roosh himself made it first. I like that man!

        2. Mongolian throat-singing as the name of the video indicates-I believe this is a song in praise of Genghis Khan; it’s also done by Tuvans. It’s bad-ass.

        3. Yeah. Not singing using the vocal chords, and they can sing polyphonically (two tones at the same time, and independently). Look up Alash Ensemble, eg The Reindeer Herder’s Song.

  29. I wanna buy myself a MAGA hat, too. But I can not find a single one in Hungary. I detect a business opportunity here…

  30. the guy doing the one arm push up + sporting urban camo = the king of kings.
    the next time an anti-family activist troll comes around here to stir up the pot, just post his badass pic!

  31. The shirts look great but some ballers out there won’t be getting the full benifits of the ROK tees.
    http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/08/07/article-2718806-20535BD600000578-749_306x785.jpg
    What if you put on your new ROK shirt and looking in the mirror you try to read it and it sounds like >> “RUH”(beard)”INGZZ” << ?
    It’s bound to happen. That’s why I suggest adding ROK socks to the merchandise. You can purchase three socks for the bulk price of one tee. I have a million shirts in my drawers but no good socks. I need socks and would buy a bundle. Plus printed socks act as a moving advertizement when you walk.
    The bearded guy would do fine with socks but he would have to wear the teeshirt backwards which is fine if the shirt is symmetrically cut. Unless there is a pen pocket, you can wear pretty much any tee shirt other than a vee neck backwards. Amazingly you can also wear a wife beater any direction, north, south, east or west. You rotate a wife beater 90° and hang the shoulder loop in front around your neck while leaving the rear loop hanging inside the rear of shirt. It’s simpler. It works by golly. Now a pen pocket shirt you have to wear as advertized and pictured. I don’t know what kind of statement a person makes by wearing a pen pocket in back though. I would advise against doing it.

  32. The fact that the enviable physiques of these men represent the average RoK reader speaks for itself when compared with the soft, pudgy sack of crap that your average “male” SJW lives in.

  35. I’d love to wear an ROK shirt. But then if anybody researches what it’s all about I’d be labeled an anti-Semite. Which could be a problem for my business. And especially considering my business partner who is Israeli, and a damn decent man, might wonder what the fuck. You guys have fuckd up this site with your anti-Jew bullshit.

  36. Lol
    Roosh 2014 – “Why would you wear another mans name on your back.”
    Roosh 2017- “Hey guys, buy my shirt.”

  37. Ok, ROK is great but one thing all you guys are missing. We are being used by the Elite Rothschilds (zionist jews) not real jews, do not confuse the two, are using us, prepping us to war and death for profit against the Muslims (a few pathetic extremists with nothing to lose) then it will be North Korea, then Russia and on and on. You are allowing yourselves to great brainwashed into a killing fervour all for the Zionist banker. Who profits from war and death, the Zionist Jew. So before you shut your mind down to thought in exchange for killing Muslims, remember, you are a pawn being played to profit the Zionist banker and further their agenda which is killing as many of us as possible for whatever reason they deem fit. Research. Grab a gun and mindlessly kill or resist the call coming from these elite who want you dead anyway. Don’t be brainless fodder, ask yourself, what does a poor easily brainwashed muslim with no money or hope, do ? It isn’t kill themselves, there is a reason behind their madness. The elite Zionists control the Imams who control the poor muslims. Just like you getting a gun and joining the army to shoot them. Who is pulling the strings and should not those incredibly rich fuckers die instead ?

  39. I wonder what reactions you would get wearing this on vacation. Surely most scumbags who call themselves anti-racist/feminist would ask themselves: “I’ve seen that name before”.

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