Getting Arrested On The First Date

Check out this email I received:

Last week I went out on a second date with a gorgeous 20 yr old. She is a college student in the town that I live in. I met her at a coffee shop and have slowly created a rapport with her over the last few months. She is close friends with another young girl I used to sleep with. After awhile I texted the other girl I used to have relations with and asked her for the new girls number.

We went out on a first date, it was nice, I had a pleasant time and we parted ways. We didn’t speak all week and I asked her out on a second date. We went out and had a great time. All was well until I ended up getting pulled over on our way home for failure to stop at a stop sign and ended up getting a DUI. I got arrested right in front of this girl. This is my first offense of any kind, as I am an upstanding citizen. I was placed into the sheriff’s car and hauled away. My 20yr old date was left along with the second officer.

As I sat in jail, after having my younger sister bail me out via bail bond 2 states away. I was told there was a young women waiting for me outside. Abby, my date was there. She stayed and ended driving me home. What a great girl. She drove me home and within 15 minutes I was inside of her. She was one of the most amazing lays of my life and I have had quite a few.

I was amazed at this. Here is a guy, she barely knows, getting arrested on her second date and she lays the hell out of me after picking me up from jail.

It’s a fun story and one that highlights the paradox of the female species.

Cheers to the Zen like state of game beyond game. The biggest disservice anyone could do is get married before they are 40. I find that men just keep getting better with age. Getting married before 30 is Jordan retiring after his rookie year.

The game canon continues to grow. Now we can add “go to jail game” to our list of effective tactics.

17 thoughts on “Getting Arrested On The First Date”

  1. The e-mail reads like a troll the more and more I read it. A fun story? Involving getting a DUI? I don’t doubt at all that women can be attracted to men who go to jail, but the whole thing reads fishy. Anyone else get that impression?

    1. If the incident in question took place in the USA then the guy probably greatly enhanced his status to his date, especially the prettier she is. This kind of shit american females interpret as a guy “having an edge” and this is what gets them wet in their panties.

  2. Sure, Aneroid, it’s probably a troll, but it’s also plausible. I’ve been in a similar situation myself, and she got even hotter and wetter when I told her that she was all I could think about when I was in the slammer, which was absolutely true.

  3. Throw the field sobriety test, but be sure to get a blood test after being arrested. You don’t want to be the guy who gets 5 years for his 7th DUI conviction just because you wanted to get a double-digit notch count.

  4. Agreed with Revo… I have a story about how I was arrested in college (the whole thing was a misunderstanding and nothing bad came of it), but without fail, it seems to turn every girl I’ve told it to on.

  5. It’s a plausible story. But true or not, it has to be said: getting a DUI by far outweighs the benefit of getting laid by a 20 year old beauty for anyone not a Franciscan monk.
    It isn’t even close. That DUI will cost him a shitstorm of pussy through lack of mobility and expenses.

  6. “The biggest disservice anyone could do is get married before they are 40.”
    Good luck with having and raising children with the highest possible IQ then. The genetic load for a man will be quite high by the time he is 40. The alternative is to have kids with the sluts you pump&dump and let them raise them without a father. I don’t really know what’s worse.
    Or you could start practicing game from 12 years of age, and struggle to find a quality woman by 25. I suspect this is no longer an option for most of us, but it could be for our (future) boys if we teach them game from a young age.

    1. Selecting the female by IQ would have a much greater effect, and that’s not something we do. I suppose a man could also freeze his sperm, though 40 is becoming the minimum age at which a woman will breed, and a 100-year-old nuclear engineer’s sperm will be of better quality than those eggs/womb. Game is an adaptation to the obsolescence of marriage, not a reversal

    2. You can always get your sperm frozen in cryogenic sperm storage facilities, genius… It’s fairly cheap too…

  7. It is a cool (and instructive) story, but Jail Game seems pretty hardcore for a newbie like myself. For the time being, I’ll stick to Day Game at bookstores, college libraries, and art museums.

    1. It’s just an example of game and the female psyche at work, not an actual suggestion for picking up girls. Please don’t think that getting arrested is worth it to bang some girl.
      That said, if you do get arrested, you might as well use it to your advantage, badboy 😉

      1. Rest assured I wasn’t actually thinking of being put behind bars, but damned straight I’d use getting arrested to pickup girls! I’m now even thinking of whipping up some utterly insane and bogus story involving badboy me and the cops. An idea to ponder, since over the last year or so I’ve noticed how much women seem to get off on a well-told piece of bullshit.

  8. i believe it. its “dangerous” and im sure some of you have heard that danger gets the pussy juices flowing.
    i went to pick up a buddy from jail once. some girl shows up right after i get there to bail him out for 400 bucks. good lookin broad.
    she turns to me and asks me if i know his last name.

  9. I had to call a girl once, and tell her we couldn’t meet where we planned ’cause I was on my way to the police station in a paddy wagon. I fucked her numerous times that night.

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