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Thank You, American Sororities

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Rebecca Martinson is an American patriot.

In case you didn’t pay the internet bill last month, she is the young woman who became famous for an email excoriating her fellow University of Maryland sorority sisters for behavior unbecoming of their organization. The email went viral and caused great outrage. This is part of the letter:

For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I’ve been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING.

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I do not give a flying fuck, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying fuck, about how much you fucking love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the fucking year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I fucking repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that’s not fucking possible if you’re going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON’T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you’re an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little shits that have talked openly about post gaming at a different frat IN FRONT OF SIGMA NU BROTHERS. Are you people fucking retarded? That’s not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you’re mentally slow so I can make sure you don’t go to anymore night time events. If Sigma Nu openly said “Yeah we’re gonna invite Zeta over”, would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn’t, so WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN’T be post gaming at other frats, I don’t give a FUCK if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. YOU DON’T GO. YOU. DON’T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do fucking NOT convince other girls to leave with you.

I, for one, applaud Rebecca for her forthright commitment to the true ideals a sorority, which contradict nearly everything else girls are taught at U.S. colleges. Frumpy Women’s Studies professors spend four years telling girls that emphasis on their appearance is a meaningless social construct, they are blameless victims of an unfair patriarchal system, and that they should forego having a family in favor of shuffling paper in a cubicle until after their biological expiration date. Even mothers encourage their daughters to attend slut walks, work on their marketing degrees, embrace their roles as “empowered women,” and love themselves for the mediocrities they are rather than what they could become. Contrast these with the priorities emphasized by American sororities:

  • Keeping up one’s appearance
  • Being feminine
  • Pleasing men
  • Committing to a group ideal above the needs of the individual
  • Snaring the best male possible for commitment

What other institution remains that teaches girls to prioritize looking presentable and being interesting to men? Even trad-con church girls are fully bought into the divorce rape culture, which holds men by the short hairs in their subservience to higher ideals of “the marriage.” The ultimate goal of a sorority girl is to get into a relationship with a contextual Alpha who will go on to accomplish great things while he takes care of her.

Sororities also fulfill an important and rapidly disappearing societal role as de-facto harems for high-value men. Have you ever heard a sorority girl complain about “the patriarchy”? No. They know that if they remain desirable and don’t raise too much of a fuss, the hard-wired realities of gender roles favor them. Feminism is a joke when one is able to live a life of comfort and status by learning to please high-value men.

The dark side of sorority life is the elevation of hypergamy and materialism, two of the more undesirable aspects of westernized women. Assuming that our dating culture is beyond rehabilitation, though, let’s call the modern dating game for what it is — an exchange of sex for provisioning and power. We’re all striving to be better, more attractive, more powerful, etc. so we can capture the top end of the dating market. If the divide between the haves and the have nots in the sexual marketplace is only growing, we might as well reward the “haves” with girls who know how to please them. What’s worse — a 27 year old who has played the field a bit and realizes it’s time to use her feminine charms to settle down with a high-value man, or a 33 year old “career woman” who has ridden the same carousel for half a decade longer and thinks she “deserves” prince charming because of her masters degree?

It says a lot about our society that Greek life is the last bastion of any gender role traditionalism on modern college campuses. Next time you see a cutie wearing booty shorts with Greek letters on them, make sure to say a silent thank you to Zeus and Aphrodite. If you are a high-value man, you can rest assured that she has been trained for four years in how to please you more effectively than the average woman.

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46 thoughts on “Thank You, American Sororities”

  1. If I could give only one piece of advice to high school guys, it would be to go to school in the South and join a fraternity.
    All the hottest girls down there are in sororities and they exclusively sleep with fraternity men.
    1-3 times a week there will be some sort of planned function, e.g. rented out bar, football tailgate, beach weekend, formal, semi-formal, etc. where your fraternity will be paired with a sorority. These events are literally designed to pair you up with a girl to take home that night. Many of them require that you bring a date, and girls will often ask you to bring them to some sort of function.
    Despite what they say, all the girls not in sororities will want to sleep with you too.
    The masculine culture of southern fraternities will turn almost every one of its members into at least a lesser alpha, and put you in the proper frame of viewing women the rest of your life.

    1. I can second all of this. I went to a large state university in the north known for its greek system and was in a fraternity there. While the culture had some similarities, it was really just a heavily watered-down version of what you get in the south.
      I now live below the Mason-Dixon line. Ex-sorority girls from the south are the most feminine and pleasant you will find in the U.S. (which I realize is relative). One major issue I’ve noticed is that once they’re out of school and their sorority sisters start getting married, it becomes their goal as well. Tick, tick, tick…

      1. Yup, they are only good when young. Then starts the long painful have kids then yearn for divorce process.

        2. I’m not sure why I wrote that it all depends. You’re definitely on to something in that sorority girls should not be a first choice, especially if you can’t keep the bread rolling in.

    2. As a Brit, it’s a shame I’ll miss out on that experience. I would have relished it.

    3. As an Australian it has always bugged me I missed out on that pocket of the world. Drinking beers on the back of pickup parked by the banks of the Mississippi, blonde girls in short shorts, alligator burgers and having it all within a walk from the frat house.

      2. As an Indian, fu(k my life. Its an uphill battle here. But I wont give up. In a few years, I will be out of here and pursue a career in writing in a beautiful Mediterranean country.

      1. Not that hard. Different fraternities at different schools will look for different things when they are recruiting.
        In the South how you dress is of large importance, while in the North is really doesn’t matter. The biggest thing most fraternities look for is a sociable guy who likes to have fun and isn’t a pussy.
        If your looking to join a fraternity in the South I could give you even more advice. If your looking to join elsewhere I’d do some research on that school’s greek system before I went to see what they value.

      2. The fatter girls are all from the lower classes in the US. In my wealthy suburb I doubt if 5% of the girls are overweight, and that %5 is just like that big redhead on Madmen, which is even better than the stocky big boned east European girls.

  3. I loved everything about that email when I first read it. It was fucking hysterical.
    Rebecca Martinson was apparently the only one there who gets it –that about 90% of the reason this sorority exists is to be be fun at parties. Without having any first-hand knowledge of the people she describes, I have
    absolutely no doubt in my mind that the sorority girls she was
    criticizing were completely lame.
    She was excommunicated from Greek life for daring to say that being fun at frat parties is one of the main reasons sororities exist.

    1. Yeah, but I bet the frat boys knew that she was a future lunatic wife waiting to happen. Most of them are.
      Like the article points out somewhat, they are looking for high status men to leach off of. Not actually support. More and more of them are only feminine to trap a man.
      The whole culture, including these sub cultures have been affected.
      It is like the dude in World War Z convincing himself that a country could exist somewhere where the zombies have not already contaminated. Feminism does not work that way.
      My wife is from a coveted third world country some in the manosphere idolize….she is almost a feminist in some ways. The taint is everywhere.

      1. only feminine to trap a man? lets be honest with ourselves… thats any feminine woman. it is what it is.

        1. Lets be honest with ourselves… that’s *the vast majority* of feminine women. It’s rare but there are one or two good ones out there – not that I’d marry any of them. It is what it is.

        3. True, it is written in their nature, biologically and traditionally. The new coding they have received the last four decades is not helping them any.
          Eventually though, we have to come to terms with our coding. Those of us who have been reading game these last ten years are aware of what I mean. However, the beta dregs who don’t are going to be a tsunami of mass confusion.
          For if women no longer have tradition to fall on, neither do men. Our biology to is written over thousands of years at least. So is humanity throwing off the chains of nature, or fooling itself?
          I do not believe that this author is promoting greek girls as the answer, nor am I saying they are.

        4. Says the Nerd reading a PUA blog.
          Surprise surprise, a dumb ass troll…..on the internet.

        5. Another loser here who has never even made a min. wage of $100k a year. lol

        6. Fella, fter this I will no longer proctor a response. Yes, I have made 100k a year, and in my own business.
          I met my wife, from a third world country, whose parents make more in a third world country than most Americans make in the top 5% of the USA.
          Also, I picked her up cold, put her down wet, and she also makes great money, and went to a Ivy League college overseas. We met overseas, and not in either of our countries.
          I know, I am a beta dreg loser compared to you, a guy whose parents obviously hooked him up, and now he thinks he earned everything on his own merit.
          Me, I came from the product of a single mother who truly did suffer severe DV, and was not college educated. I fought my way out of bad neighborhoods. I am college educated, and almost was an Olympic level athlete.
          I speak three languages, I own my own library, and have two sons. One from a black woman from the Caribbean, and the other from South Asia. Both have gotten their own level of success. I have had women from ten countries, all successful profer they would marry me. At the very least have my baby.
          I don’t really need to insult you, because regardless of whether or not what you say is true, it has no effect on me.
          Honestly, like what I said here, you would have to provide detailed personal information to substantiate anything you say. I am not going to provide my details.
          Also, I have a record of 40 women in one year, and multiple times each, both from the states and overseas. Most came to visit me, some waited for me when I came to their home. All left satisfied. The lowest was a high six.
          Go ahead, nit pick, but know that even if you have anything on me, I have nothing to fear about your trivial insults to my game. Your weak insults betray you.
          Next you will probably try to get others to insult me. I have seen that before. In my time, when I actually cared to conduct game, I tooled guys like you.
          I don’t fear you mellon, I pity you. I know your future in game. Your most likely in your mid twenties, you would be lucky to get where I have been, let alone where I am at.

      2. A 3rd world country? lol Couldn’t you find anything better, loser? Those 3rd world girls are worse than the US. You see, the real problem is class. You omega boys at the bottom get the crap at the bottom whether it’s in the US or the Philippines etc. The reason that you’re always bitching about US females is because as an omega you’re scraping the bottom of the barrel.

        1. Wow, your alpha shines like shit in moonlight. The wisdom displayed in your ability to pick out nothing about a man in a short comment is thoroughly unimpressive.

        2. Yes, we can spot the losers here at the lab with 99.9% accuracy. For example, we know that you’re some loser from Dirtwater, USA just by the lower class expressions that you use. And if we saw you in person you wouldn’t even have to open your mouth, we could tell by the cheap lower class clothes in 2 seconds.

        3. Your reply is low class, and unworthy of anything of substantive intellectual response.
          Also, didn’t this blog have a talk on why people who are well off don’t flaunt wealth like Bill Gates?
          What’s a matta playa? I call you dumb ass and you get your “high end” panties in a knot.

        4. Ahhh yes, the troll TimMellon:
          1) no wife
          2) no children
          3) eats at a Pho restaurant by himself after work
          4) comes home from ‘the lab’ to a small expensive condo in Silicon Valley that is occupied by his fish and himself
          5) attempts to parlay his IRT bullshit life and leased BMW into a ONS at night
          6) trolls others online who actually have a wife and children and make as much as his bullshit IRT life as a drone in Sunnyvale
          7) IS SO PATHETIC HE HANGS OUT ON BLOGS HE HATES, TO TRY TO TROLL PEOPLE TO MAKE HIS PATHETIC LIFE AT ‘THE LAB’ SEEM BETTER
          that would be like me logging onto a Skrillex fan club board and posting over and over how ghey they all are. REALLY SAD.
          #winning

  4. There’s another important aspect to her email:
    Insane as it is, she has to remind her sorority sisters that they actually need to be pleasant and talk to the men they’re been set up with!
    In what sort of culture would parents never teach their children common courtesy and being respectful to the people they’re at an event with?
    This is one of the most basic of all social niceties. Apparently many American women’s poor breeding and disgusting manners starts at home.

    1. Or perhaps it’s just the fact that every slob goes to college these days and most sororities mean nothing and may resemble the local bowling club.The sort of females you’re referring to went out of style for the most part when the proles invaded the campus 50 years ago but especially in the last 20 years.Except for the top colleges the ordinary college is like 13th grade today.

  5. I dunno fuck all from the greek dick-dance, but this chick needs to have a sandwich named after her, post-haste.

  6. Man, I don’t care about the old traditional culture, but you left out one point…….Sorority girls are no longer the marriageable type; and have not been for a hundred years…if ever. Unless you are not advocating that? You left out one of the highlights of the trifecta of bad that Western girls are for marriage…the sex. You got the materialism and shallow behavior part down, but you act like their sex is exclusive to the frat boy she shags with first. Or at least it almost could misconstrue the article that way? Hypergamy is on, and if you are advocating that you can isolate her hypergamy by being an alpha frat boy you are kidding yourself and others. She will pound beer liek a man first, then get pounded by the men at the party later.
    Let’s face it, what are the chances that the sorority girl you get “partnered with” will not have been “partnered” with other frat boys higher up in your fraternity several times each? Also at the same time?
    So essentially, you are either saying keep the “sisters” for an exclusive LT Bang, and mess around with all the other college girls…might be acceptable.
    OR
    You are saying that a Greek girl is the twat to nail down over the long haul?
    If I am wrong, great article…if not, well I don’t have something resembling high praise.
    Quick story…years back, while working through college, I had a pick up for the company I worked for at a frat party the morning after a party during the week. The whole place reaked of Body spray, stale beer, and sweat and ass. They threw great parties, just sayin.
    Long story short, I was just finishing up, and see a solid 8 with her unzipped pants eyeing me up for another tryst as if she did not look like she had just finished several betwen the start of the party last night, and the point she was eyeing me for round(guessed number here). She was laying on a couch talking to her GF or something, and I am positive that if I turned the lights out, that couch she was laying on would not be the only thing riddled with cum stains only a black light could see.
    Greek girls, for all the finery they got, love them some cock. They also would love them some alpha juice and his pocket book over the long haul so they can get fat and lazy and leave you for the pool boy with your accumulated wealth in tow.
    If you got to college for a sports scholarship, and they don’t have RISUG young ones, get snipped before you go, and strap up with three condoms. Just sayin.

    1. I’m certainly not advocating wifing these girls up. Sorority girls aren’t the marriageable type, just like the rest of the girls in this country. But they may be a bit more pleasurable and feminine to date or have in your rotation.

  7. Southern sorority girls are kinda overrated. Yes, they are better than the average femi-cunt, but they are basically femininity on steroids — ultra hypergamous, super catty, full of drama, and extremely high-maintenanced. But yeah, being in a frat and learning to deal with all their shit with your boys will make you an alpha in no time. If you’re a relationship type then get yourself a GDI girl. Also, if you’re looking for a relationship while in college just go ahead and cut off your dick you fucking faggot.

    1. QFT. I steered clear of the greek life mainly for that reason(I went to an un-named, southern military college). Instead I focused on all the Southern girls who were there seeking what we called the “Mrs. Degree”. Most of them are very nice, respectable girls who are both easy to please and eager to please.

      1. Many years ago I was attending a concert at the College of Charleston, SC. I was seated next to a peaches and cream complexion English girl who was definitely at least a 7. She told me she was going to college because it was the only way she could stay in the US legally. When I asked her what her major was she said, “M. R. S.” Being young and stupid it took me a long time to figure out what she was talking about. Needless to say I missed the opportunity.

  8. Sorority chicks are the only ones in this country that are able to compete with stylish continental European women. I’ll just leave it at that.

  9. while rebecca may be speaking truth, she doesn’t come across as particularly feminine or pleasant. maybe it’s just me, but it could have something to do with the number of f-bombs she drops trying to get her point across.

  10. This doesn’t apply so much to schools in the northeast. Sororities may be big at some schools up there (Cornell for example), but the girls are often not terribly feminine and *****y with just as much superficiality as their southern versions.

  11. what a load of bullshit lmao. Youre all fake and superficial and dont know real people. You also dont believe in equality or the constitution. And none of you want a real relationship, you just want to pretend youre in a hollywood movie about college lol. Keep feeding into image and not reality. You dont know what a fraternity is all about

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