How To Become A BBW Fast Using The Food Pyramid

If you’ve ever looked at the internet or stepped outside your house, guaranteed you’ve encountered a BBW. What is a “BBW” you ask? BBW stands for “Big Beautiful Woman,” although the “beautiful” part is kinda just thrown in there. The important part is “big.” Not just regular fat, I’m talking super fucking ‘Murica fat. Fat enough to write a W4M Craigslist ad. The big question is, how do you get fat as fuck, fast as fuck? Get yo’ health on, and learn how to use the BBW Food Pyramid to build that bulk!

BBW Food Pyramid

Ham group – Limit your ham intake to 1-2 servings per day. Ham contains unessential elements such as protein, so this food is best used as a flavor supplement.

Cheesecake/Ice Cream Group – This food group is as essential as it is delicious. The major problem with cheesecake or ice cream is that it involves repeated trips to the fridge. This may result in unnecessary calorie deficits. Try to eat 7-9 daily servings from this group as fast as possible, but be careful to avoid brain freeze!

Kentucky Fried Group – This group is an excellent post-cheesecake snack and can be consumed for up to 120 hours without being refrigerated. Use food from this group to balance out any ice cream intake with the nutritional value of grease and chicken skin. Try to obtain 5-9 servings with a single trip through the drive thru as multiple trips means more burned calories.

Doritos/Cheez-It/Nachos Group – This food group is one of the most overlooked, yet possibly the most important. Many BBWs fall short of hitting daily cheese flavoring quotas, which can lead to undesirable underarm flavor. Doritos and Cheez-Its provide essential vitamins and minerals as well as a quick burst of corn-based energy for long sessions in front of The Price Is Right. Add in extra servings of liquid nacho cheese for necessary chip hydration.

7-Eleven Group – This food group is plentiful and readily available on many street corners. If you need to travel more than three blocks to obtain this food group, move closer to a 7-11. Make sure to include every 7-11 item into your diet, including taquitos, pizza, mini donuts, Big Gulps, candy bars and Slurpees®. 7-11 nachos are a good crossover food, so double up on nacho cheese to add to any other food group. Try not to exceed more than 22 servings per day or you may shit blood.

Thirst Group – Becoming a BBW means twerking up a sweat while you eat. Make sure to remain adequately quenched throughout the BBW process with 25-40 daily servings from the Thirst Group. Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper and beer are great for a hot day. If it’s cold outside, feel free to add in extra helpings of Starbucks. Ensure that caramel, whipped cream and sugar are added, as plain Starbucks coffee is needlessly flavor-free.

If you stick to this Yum Brands-approved BBW Food Pyramid, you’ll be on your way to health and fatness in no time!

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231 thoughts on “How To Become A BBW Fast Using The Food Pyramid”

  1. When will this stupid week end. I’m not offended I just am embarrassed for you lot. You honestly think shaming would work? Me and my girlfriends have been laughing all week at the patheticness of your lame attempts at humor.
    You won’t be laughing next week when we start our PinDickNamingWeek.

    1. The Gregorian calendar, which ROK uses, defines a week as 7 earth rotations around its axis. You may know this as a “day”. Therefore, a week is 7 days. Since Fat Shaming *Week* started on Monday, it would end the following Monday. If you have further questions, please address them to our support email: [email protected]. Thank you for your patronage.

      1. And out comes the biggest beta of all of you. This is your champion, men, a long-haired, greasy scum bag who has to resort to virtual rape to get laid. Good luck with your lives. Oh, and enjoy next week.

        1. Why would I do that, that would be something only a loser would do. You’ll probably find it’s one of my many supporters.

        2. Ahhh, here is a perfect example of the mechanism which women handle being offended in action. We here call it the “Rationalization Hamster.” Have no worry, yours seems to be quite healthy. I’m sure you got a lot out of this article.
          Really, we are just insecure little morons, who deep down inside love it when we have to carry your fat ass over the threshold to future divorce slavery; and we are so sorry that you are offended by our , “obvious,” attempts to deny our true passion which is being verbally and physically assaulted by you for a complete cycle of marriage (obviously a cycle to you is whatever you want it to be, sorry for stopping ma’am), before your future self goes to discover herself at the slot machine pulling cheap cigarettes up to your leathery face blowing all our hard earned cash we brought you away. No worries, we all know that you deserved it right?
          Also, we really appreciate the hellspawn you will raise to hate us for your marriage failing, and that is why you had to take the cock of numerous men during the marriage, to teach us a valuable lesson that chilimony is for the chilren; and that our ability to use you and ump you tehreby cutting out the middleman is merely our selfish behavior. We could never be smart or capable on our own without a women’s guidance right? Look at your favorite TV shows while you eat KFC buckets. Shows selling make up and useless shit for you to buy can’t be wrong right?
          We know, we are superficial, and just can’t stand all the hot, unfat pussy we get for being assholes. Don’t worry, my marriage to a foreign born, MIT level educated system engineer hotty, who speaks numerous languages, a virgin, and loves the hell outta of me while I selfishly get another engineering degree while helping me raise upstanding children after a lifetime of dumping sluts like you I am sure is proof positive that I am a loser.
          Oh, and fuck you. Go back to jezebel while eating ho-hos feminazi. We have no more use for your outstretched vagina.

        3. Let me guess, you were crap in bed and your wife divorced you and now you’re bitter at all women. Hold on, let me grab my violin. Let’s be honest here, you are afraid of women, that’s why you feel the need to try and intimidate them, but I think you forgot who you’re talking to. Re-read my name.

        4. Oh look, another tick for me. Guess I must have more than one computer then. Sorry, go back to your auto-erotic masturbation.

        5. Poor thing appears to have a case of rape Tourette’s. And judging by the angry tone of the post, she must be quite the happy liberated woman.

        6. You can’t bring me down to your level. I’m a strong, independent and financially secure woman and I don’t need or care about your personal opinions one iota. One thing you did get right, I am VERY happy being a liberated woman, I deal with and am in charge of men like you, you’re nothing to me.

        7. There is still am man above you and men around you enabling you to live an easy life.

        8. Interesting username. You do know Atlas Shrugged was written by a woman? Maybe you’re having an internal conflict or identity crisis, just be true to yourself.

        9. I am the same as you angrily claim to be. Women like you make me very happy I work with very capable man in a STEM field. You probably should stop playing on this side of the internet if it’s going to get you panties in a bunch. Just let the men be men.

        10. Oh, my “panties” aren’t in a bunch one iota. Me and my girlfriends are having fun here, pointing out just how pathetic all you men are. I am glad you like working with men, do you shower together as well?

        11. I imagine you have a lot of socks to pad your underpants, and to sperm into, pretending it’s a vagina.

        12. I’m assuming that was an attempt at slut shaming me. That’s cute. The men I work with are all very respectful, polite, hard working family men. Work is just work with no political agenda attached. Also, they don’t have showers in an engineering office, silly!

        13. I know you do. But who says I’m fat? Not that it would make any difference to you and your sock, I know you’re afraid of women, that’s why you come here. And that’s why feminism is stronger than this “manosphere,” we aren’t afraid of you, but you’re all afraid of us.

        14. Any woman who feels compelled to describe herself as “strong” is trying to convince someone, usually herself. Your whole diatribe smacks of insecurity.

        15. You aren’t a people person are you, if you mistake confidence for insecurity. Men like you are yesterday’s news, women like me are the future, get used to it. You never know, you may one day stop being so afraid of us. Until then, enjoy your masturbation.

        16. I inferred that you are fat from your obvious anger at this article. Skinny chicks don’t get mad at generalizations about fat chicks. Not that it makes any difference to you and your jelly rolls, but I come here because it amuses me. The only thing that scares me about women is getting stuck with a cunt like you.

        17. Don’t worry, losing your virginity isn’t a big deal. Just tell her that it’s been a while, she’ll understand.

        18. Hahahahaha, I love breaking your fellow sistren; you are no different.
          Actually, she was my caribbean girlfriend that I never married. I guess I must be better in bed than you think for one to still be butt hurt about being left at the altar. For all your taunts, you and your Twilight, 50 shades loving whored of fellow grass eaters love reading about men like me. Your denial brings a smile to my face. For all your claims about being above my shit hole, it is merely your rationalization hamster telling you that sucking my dick is somehow my fault. Partially, but you get the “point.” From several men I am sure. No worries, I won’t be marrying you either. My actual wife, like my ex girlfriend, is better than you.
          By all means, bring your violin, I will bring the sweet meats, and alcohol so that you can eat from the pounding you will fake never happened later, and have alcohol to blame like your many other “exploits.”
          I am not trying to intimidate you; I like a girl who acts like a challenge. Your denial is sweeter to watch along your bouncing titties. While the legs are spread with your back on a chair. I am sure you have no idea what I mean right?
          However, how am I doing so far? I “aim” to please. ;P

        19. Lol! Thanks for the advice, chunkster. I have to get back to my sock now, and I’m sure you have a gallon of Blue Bell to go cry into.

        20. IN charge of men like us?
          Hahahahahahahaha. I hope your wittle hamster can run a marathon on this industrial size wheel of bull?
          The only men you are in charge of are the fools who buy you dinner before you come over to the house of a man like me and get pumped and dumped.
          Why else would you be here. This is a poor attempt at reverse psychology.
          You should grab one of your many nude photos of yourself you have taken in your bathroom, and we will all vote how hot we think you really are.
          Have no fear, if your less than “financially independent” sistren at strips clubs round’da’world I have seen are any indication; you should be a natural.

        21. And that’s why women have no respect for men, you fuck anyone and anything as long as you can get your dick in – even someone who openly mocks you. Sorry for you, chap, but I’m sworn off getting pounded like some sort of animal by one of you “steeds.” You all learned your moves from porno movies and don’t have a clue what women really want. You know when women say, “Faster, faster?” What they’re really thinking is, “God, I can’t take this clumsy lump of shit sweating over me any more, I’ll try and make him cum and maybe he’ll leave me alone. Sorry to break it to you.

        22. Aww, sorry to break it to you, I was being literal. I am in charge of the men in my division. There, there, you’ll come up with a good retort some time, just not today.

        23. You’re right, I have run out of tissues wiping away my tears of laughter. Enjoy your sock. Don’t wank too fast, you’ll get a carpet burn.

        24. No you don’t. Or at least until you get pregnant and go discover yourself.
          Then those men will have one more reason, beside you actually being forced over them and some man more worthy than you, to have a reason to hate feminists.
          Oh, and by the way, the homosexuals at the HR office don’t count. Having a degree in women’s studies does not make you worthy to make me coffee at Starbucks. You have to actually work, and not inform everyone at the meeting that
          1. Productivity is down, and therefore….
          2. This is why we need more women in the workplace.
          Everyone knows that women are the reason productivity of the whole country is down.
          It is because of the law that you are even considered for work anyways. Only about 3 out of ten women are worth it. You don’t strike me as one of them.
          I know, sweetheart, I know. It would be nice if you were at the head of the table. However, contrary to what those butch dykes teaching you women’s studies between witchcraft basket weaving time failed to mention is that obtaining 200k in college debt for a worthless degree is actually why you are stuck sucking dick in the first place.

        25. Nah, the socks I buy don’t give me carpet burn. They’re nice and soft. Keep laughing, maybe you’ll burn some calories. 🙂

        26. Shhhh, don’t ruin it. You will make her aware and she will go away. Then five or ten beta males won’t have a shot at fucking her between stints of us obviously inferior men from turning her anus into a windchime!

        27. No, productivity is down because of you men running around thinking of ways to try and con women into your bed, rather that actually doing work like we do. That, and the fact that you’re all so insecure about your job security since you know we women are going to take your jobs from you.
          But don’t ask me to feel sad for you, you had your time in charge and look where that took us? Now it’s woman’s turn to fix the shit you’ve left for us.
          Oh, and I have already frozen some eggs, so, no I don’t think I’ll be needing the likes of you in my life any time soon – except for a small deposit, assuming you can still get it up.

        28. AHhhhhhh, and there is the admission of the walk of shame gentlemen.
          I have won, by unanimous, and unconscious surrender.
          She fucks men like us, and this is her tacit, yet unaware admission that she has fallin so many times.
          Her, and her gfs reading this now know that for all their bull shit, without government enforced quotas and tax threats, women like her would not be in the work force.
          It would be one thing if most of us actually did not get sex. However, most of us are here, like her, because we know it works.
          Who fucking cares if you want me to finish dumb ass broad?
          THE FACT is I gave it to you!
          I win, you and your gfs lose.
          VICTORY. Whether you orgasm or wanted me to leave is not the issue. I win, and why buy the cow when the milk is free?

        29. You seem to have taken quite an interest in me. Things not going so well in the bedroom? Your hand getting cramps? So, I’m sworn off men.

        30. Wow, you’re delusional. “THE FACT is I gave it to you!” Only in your head, buddy. Oh, and the walk of shame is a male invention, there is no such thing for women, we call it the, “Walk of I thought he would be better than that in bed.”

        31. Keep talking. It is by threat of government mandate that you are where you are. I have two sons, who I know will most likely be forced into a false ADD diagnosis by a doctor who knows it is bull shit designed for female teachers who need to medicate my sons rather than learn how to teach, case in point: http://www.returnofkings.com/18680/the-atlantic-quitting-is-leadership-if-youre-a-woman
          This is the woman’s work ethic. She is why boys fail, not their behavior. It is because you are weak. Let’s be honest, without a massive healthcare sytem designed almost exclusively for you, by men, you would not work. If it were not for the female pill, invented by a man, you would not work. If it were not for men dying, you would not be American. If it were not for men dying, most of what you own might not exist.
          Men are responsible for almost everything you see. Like 99%. That is my nice view, it is more like 99.7%
          The fact is that feminism is the dying gasps of chivalry started 1300 years ago by French fags trying to make teir women shut up but being unable to. So they put their wench’s painted face on their shield and happily died in battle.
          You think I am delusional, but barring an accident, you will live to remember these comments on your deathbed. WOMEN ARE DEPENDENT ON MEN. Without men, you would not have the computer infront of you. I am statistically confident that your “supervisor” job at McD’s is feminist driven. Feminists demanded women like you get it handded to you. While men are held back for your privilege.
          And why waste my breath worrying about my next lay? You act like getting your sex is hard to do? You just admitted above that it is something you have done several times in the past. Sex is easy, it is finding a woman who does not become a psycho harpy afterwards.

        32. My weight has nothing to do with it. I’m a perfectly healthy weight and probably look better than 95% of the women you fantasize about.

        33. I think the word you are looking for is smitten. I am wasting time waiting for my car to get repaired for something I diagnosed. I was right. How many women can do that? Yeah, not many.
          I am sure I have had a women better than you. Perhaps you yourself. You are your own worst enemy. It is because of you and your womanly wants that men are the way they are. You want a pussy hound, but men like us confuse and scare you because we can have you whenever we want.
          You don’t know my name, or where I am. But like the elements of chemistry, I am sure of your slutty behavior by the properties you have shown like every other girl like you I have seen. Your vagina has been ridden by men like me. Don’t hate the playa, hate the game. Stop playing, and get your beta bf to impregnate you while there is still time.

        34. Children fail because of fathers like you. You will go out, get drunk and sleep with “another” whore who is younger than your wife and leave them with a broken heart. Don’t you dare blame women for the sins of the fathers. That’s not only weak but that’s embarrassing to you, and you alone.

        35. I’ve told you once, clearly that wasn’t enough to soak into that thing you call a brain, I am sworn off men. Got it? So the chance that I would have let a loser like you sleep with me are very, very zero.

        36. I win. You are done. The fact that you keep answering me, sometimes twice is proof enough. The articles here piss you off, and you fail to see why.
          I am merely using you for the young men here to watch and learn that you are easy. Sucks, I’m sure. But we don’t care if you thought we would be better. We got you.
          The fact that you did not suck dick and do the rest you are suppose to other than lay on your back and judge is typical of your brand of entitlement. I don’t need porn, like you it is fake. Your pussy can’t last without KY jelly that long anyways. Besides, once you have done a few, you get tired of your faceless brand of lazy bed room etiquette.
          Your rationalizing a man’s ability in bed fails to address you own short comings. So go ahead and tell me how good you suck dick, or give it up.
          It merely makes you look like a whore. Men have to use women like you, because the wiser of you are too hypocritical to notice that they don’t date the men you shame me for not being. So I fuck you all, and marry the best out of you.
          Don’t forget your place int eh world sweety!
          Without federal tax money, you won’t be in the workforce for long.

        37. Wow, I will crush this one easily too.
          Women have family courts on their side. You divorce 3 to one because it is all but guaranteed you will get the kids, and government enforced subsidization by the father. You can withhold visitation without fear of reprisal because you know, or in your case will learn at least, that the government spends 5 billion for every ten million on child support that it does for visitation. Let that sink in sweetums. You are the governments wittle kitty kat. It’s precious.
          I just won joint decision making because my ex left without telling me to Europe. Man is she pissed. I wish you could have hear an older unhappy version of yourself explain that one to my attorney. It was classic. Yet still, the court blamed me for her not informing me of her move months in advance. I have never been charged with a crime, and have paid on time, yet the judge apparently, as feminist as he is, felt I was a damn good father, and she should “only” lose sole custody. The transfer was not given to me. Typical female sentencing discount. To your alcohol statement, when she got pregnant, it was because she was afraid I would leave. She got me drunk, and neglected to inform me she stopped birth control. Which is why we demand the right to our own bodies, and the ability to leave you bishes on demand! You have too much power, which is why my son’s will be your masters. Was I raped?
          My point is that women have been given the sentencing discount for centuries. History, when the feminist narrative is correctly removed, will objectively show that women have been the recipient of privilege forever! Men died in front of ancient city walls defending their family only to die at the hands of other men that you bitches would gladly let fuck you.
          There have statistically been few “ride or die” bishes in the history of the world. Your nature forbids your character’s maturation which is why we coddled you. To protect you from yourself. Congratulations, your coddling is over. I can’t wait for you to truly have the equality you demand, but not the one you covet. For that is purely my slavery. I am breaking free, and will take your shit down with me. You have failed. I want you to know that I am a superior parent to you, your state funded child kidnappers in every way. My sons will, and do, know their daddy. I am the sun in their sky. Know that fathers are the ones who maintain order. The chaos around you you have only yourselves to thank for. What will you do now that I don’t defend you?
          So get your feminist on honey, the sooner you do the sooner we will continue to rule over you. Despite your bull shit.

        38. So you are too much of a fat lazy muff diver who took that rotue because men like us reject you? And therefore, your claims of sexiness are a lie?
          Oh, a woman lied to me. First time thats happened. We get use to you sweety. And that is why we treat you the way we do. Your a loser. And I imagine you have carpel tunnel for all the ricky fishing you do.

        39. When shit pops off, you will become painfully aware of the fact that your ideology is nothing but a house of cards. Until then, enjoy your false sense of security.

        40. So your ex who you tried to screw in court got you drunk and made love to you without telling you she was off the birth control pills and you put all the blame on her!? Typical. Did it ever occur to you that even if she hadn’t stopped taking them birth control pills aren’t 100% effective? Why didn’t you put on a condom if you were soooo concerned? And why did you make her so insecure in herself and your relationship that she felt compelled to take such drastic actions just to try to keep you in her life? Judging from your incessant responses to me I can only come to the conclusion it’s because you an over-bearing-emotionally-abusing asshole of a man. Shame on you.

        41. Hahahahaha.
          Do you know where you are honey? On a “MEN’S” website. By men, for men, about men. Cancel our subscription bitch, because we don’t need your issues MEN’S FUCKING SITE you dumb cunt.
          You will see, as this is the last I will speak to for it is obviously my victory, men here actually do appreciate what I have to say based on this commentaries resemblance to our collective experiences as second class citizens in a feminist wasteland.
          If it fucking offends you, I am baffled why you are even here dumb ass? Feel free to leave, and close the fucking door forever after you.
          I live here, you are a bad guest. On your sites like jezebel and HuffPo, my comments get deleted because like you, they can’t handle what I have to say. Like your slave holders before you, you hate it when your wage slave runs his mouth.
          Fucking bitch.

        42. No, only a woman can complete me physically AND emotionally. Sorry if that makes you insecure about your sexual prowess. I’m sure you’ve heard the woman’s largest erogenous zone is her brain. It’s true. Plus we like to cuddle after making love.

        43. You men know all about false sense of security, your little misogynistic world has been crumbling around you for a fair few years now.

        44. Take a good look gentlemen, here it is in person.
          The cognitive diisonance we have come to expect. If I was the woman, she would have claimed I was raped. If I had gotten her drunk, because I loved her and wanted her to not leave (in other words a weak beta male extreme) I would be a rapist.
          You can’t buy proff like this. This here is a fish out of water telling bicycles why they need fish.
          This bish needs to go back to the coldest level of hell’s water that she came from.
          She can’t even see me as a victim. Her having sex with me while I was unable to give consent and got pregnant is my fault.

        45. I am happy to hear it! Truly, for lesbianism has the highest rate of DV in comparison to any other.
          I am unaffected by your above taunt of me being at fault for not gladly welcoming a woman who took advantage of my trust. It is what I have become to expect from your kind. Radical, obsessive, lazy butch dyke feminists.
          This is not over. Just begun actually, as our movement gains traction, yours loses steam.
          Enjoy the decline, I know I will.

        46. So you tell me to leave this site, then go on to admit that you visit Jezebel. Do you even know what hypocrite means?

        47. It has? I hadn’t noticed. It’s a good thing so many men are waking up and getting wise to all this bullshit. Better start your cat collection now, if you haven’t already.

        48. Actually, the reverse is true. Your feminist forebears switched the societal perspective on history. Their interpretation is wrong. Women have gotten away with false rape claims and murder for centuries. Technology like DNA testing, and male birth control are some of the technology men have developed that will force you into a romantic wasteland.
          I have no sympathy nor care.
          When history shows just how wrong you are, it will bury women like you.
          It can’t happen soon enough for us to rid ourselves of your low class stench.

        49. Once again gentlemen, take a look at her hypocrisy. This is what she would call victim blaming in reverse.
          Women can orgasm when being raped. Also, when both the man and woman are drunk, only the man gets charged with rape. If a man is drunk, it is his fault.
          Keep coming, this is educational for all men here.
          You truly are the ideal feminist.

        50. Are you mocking homosexuals now? How classy. I was born this way, just like you were born with that pencil you call a dick. I’m proud to be a lesbian, I have a beautiful girlfriend and a loving family who loves me for who I am, unlike your children whom I pity with all my heart.

        51. IVF. Men are nothing but sperm donars to us. So none of us care about your male birth control, we get to rationally choose who is the father of our baby rather than relying on your lies for judgement.

        52. 10/10 Jesse. You handled yourself with class. Well done. Take note, chaps, THIS is how you call out a feminist bitch.

        53. Look up RISUG. That is one of the many things that you and your cackling hyenas behind you have to look forward to.
          Also, look up the marriage rates. and keep talking. This is educational for the others.

        54. Women don’t need marriage any more. We have job security, we have all the friends we need and we can find fulfillment with each other and our independent lives, free from the shackles of men like you.

        55. No you were not. The much hyped “study” in 1993 about a gay gene was a study of 50 sets of twins who were either both, or one was gay. They studied the 23rd chromosome (the one that determines sex dummy) to look for the gay gene. They actually did not find it, but the gay researched did not want to undercut his movement. They had two other researchers conduct the same thing over the past 15 years. One straight, the other gay, both claimed the evidence was “inconclusive.” Which is popular science speak for your a fucking moron rape apologist who can’t “be born this way.”.
          It is not any more natural than the diapers old gay men have to wear to cover up their anal bleeding for a lifetime of ass sex. BTW, Michael Douglas just go over throat cancer for cunnilingus. Something you and yours must enjoy right? Think about it. Men have bacteria, shit, and sometimes tape worms in their rectal cavity. Not to mention methane gas. Is the male penis suppose to have that there?
          No, it was not made for that. Your vag has plenty of things not meant for human consumption. Yet, year after year, more get throat cancer. Can you guess why?
          Hahahahahahaah. So you have daddy issues, mommy was not there, and now you muff dive on your soon to be ex like you do over your bleeding heart?
          Poor thing.
          Think on that the next time you get your soon to be exes shit in your teeth.

        56. Hahahahaha
          Whats a matter, the straight woman inside you is arousing old feelings eh?
          Your welcome feminist cunt!

        57. More delusion. You cannot replenish the human race without us. You are a fucking fool who should never have children. You will poison their minds with your nonsense.
          Most of the current law is 75% or more written for dumb cunts like you to undermine human dignity. Because slave minded bishes like you are what the elites desire. You than control most of the wealth and spend it frivolously. Obviously too stupid to foresee the consequences in your life before it is too late. This is why men will keep you “in the shackles” of love. I for one play Never Never by Korn. Fuck you bishes back to the hell that spawned you.

        58. If you weren’t born gay then you don’t have a leg to stand on in this conversation. I have male and female friends who can identify with my journey into self-discovery and they would all roll around in stitches if they read what you wrote.

        59. Got laid last night and against this morning. Nice try.
          My mother’s a strong woman- an educated professional who still takes care of her men. She never tells anybody “I’m strong” because she doesn’t have to- they can see it. You’re not the future… you’re an obese dyke so your genes are going nowhere. I’m gonna leave 3 or more miniature me’s behind before I croak- no worries there.

        60. Psychotic bull shitters like yourself. Nothing more. Butt hurt psychtropes walking in delusions of grandeur rather than facing down their fears. Like a vampire, you must suck the confidence and natural beauty of others because you are too weak to learn how to grow your own.
          You sicken me.

        61. You truly have no business speaking. But for those who might read your foolishness, know that ADD was refuted by the “coiner” of the phrase on his deathbed. It is a targeting of boys with lesser time in recess, and a an addiction to drugging them to be able to sit still in class rather than teach through methods that encourage male learning.
          This fool, if you deem to engage him/her, is obviously an ignorant fool. Pay them no heed.
          If you read waht this moron did, you will see that I did not say they have ADD/ADHD. I said I am assuming they will be labeled with it. One of them is well beyond kids almost two years ahead of him in age. I suspect he will get albeled still to help advance girls education.
          A la Harrison Berrgeron.

        62. I visit manboobs occasionally to. That is how I have seen your delusion before. Your hatred of men is apparent.
          To me it is no different than a spy in enemy territory. I essentially spy on you, and expose your nonsense to the world. The “man-made” internet makes it easy. I can all but read your mind. You are your ilk are worthless.

        63. All good, man, I’m pretty sure most of us here read what you wrote (without misinterpreting the words). That “person” is the lowest level of cunt.

        64. Considering the vast majority of women are absolutely horrible in bed and have no idea what they are doing even after a decade of frequent sexual encounters….we actually do the same thing. In fact, I’ve had sex so lousy that I just cum fast on purpose just to end it so I can back to what I was previously doing. Women are so retarded they don’t even know that they are suppose to arch their backs for doggystyle. They usually are lousy at blowjobs, have no idea what it means to “ride” a man and are just generally terrible at all sex acts. This is why sluts make the world a better place…without them us men would NEVER be sexually gratified.

        65. “I’m a strong, independent and financially secure woman…”
          “Oh, and I have already frozen some eggs…”
          So you are fat, over 35, ugly or all of them.

        66. Yeah, I’ve worked for bosses like you.
          Then I delivered comeuppances to them of a lifetime.

        67. Someone’s upset that daddy porked another woman. Well tough shit, what business it of yours- dyke- if a grown man screws a woman who is not his wife?

        68. I wasn’t aware that blow jobs necessitate love. Usually it women wanting to a front row view of cock action.

        69. I’ve done the same thing with Starfish. Hurried up, shot my wad, and then watched a movie.

        70. “Rationally choose…” What some schlub who needs $400 or weenie Sci-tec geek who doesn’t have the guts to father a child face-to-face.
          Okay. Those descriptions for sperm donors are like okcupid. Any asshole can look good in summary.
          I’ve boned plenty of chicks from okcupid.

        71. Really now?
          Who had job security these days?
          Loud mouthed screeching dykes.
          Yeah that won’t last much longer.

        72. Until you have a row with you girlfriend and then grab the nearest neighbour dude’s cock to piss her off.

        73. Oh my god, you are delusional.
          Do you think gay people CHOOSE to be gay? Yeah, I really loved my Da beating the shit out of me and calling me a filthy fag when I was 15. I chose that, totally.
          I would have given my left arm to be straight when I was growing up. Growing up gay in a small village in the Republic of Ireland is not something ANYONE would choose.

        74. And fucking it up worse than the 1940s-50s, when they tried to ban coffee houses for men. Not many opportunities for cheating there, but still… men MUST beg women for permission… (Boo hoo).

        75. I see. Probably got ‘no respect’ because they’re green with envy? 😀
          ‘Fucks anyone who openly mocks them’ – yes, probably, as long as it’s playful and not intended as a really bad insult.

        76. Better than what? Compared to a woman?
          These blokes could count on their fingers how many women have actually done some work in bed.
          Ah well… I’m sure the woman is doing him a privilege by getting naked, no doubt.

        77. women are never going to take over the world, because they are too dumb to do the jobs that matter, and too lazy to do the jobs that keep the wheels turning.
          If you had half a brain, you would enjoy the ride while it lasts, because in your quest for “equality” – you better be careful what you wish for.

        78. Most men have been met with the starfish – what separates the weak from the strong is how you deal with it. I refuse their starfish rights and force them into positions where they HAVE to participate. Lie on your back and dump her on your dick and bitch at her when she’s “Making me soft. Come on, work it,” and you’ll eliminate all starfish posibilities.

        79. Pretty ironic statement there, since “she” admitted to being a troll – a male troll.

        80. I suspect that it is a choice yes. It is not meant to be offensive, merely an observation. You don’t have to like it or agree. I am sorry for the abuse you suffered. I truly am. However, most of the homosexuals I have met have had some sort of similar complaint. Feminism, you will discover one day, is largely responsible for this increase these last several decades.
          I don’t hate you, nor am I trying to humiliate you. However, the psychologist from the fifties on diagnosed homosexuality as a disorder. Not all of them were religious either. I agree with them. If there is no gay gene, and your mind starts making connections, that would actually suggest that it is a repetitive choice born out of traumatic experiencing.
          I’m sorry for your loss, but make no mistake. It is guys like me that will help you out when your “desires” are no longer popular. Those who “support” you now, are usually nothing more than sycophants who know better than to challenge the current paradigm of what is socially acceptable. Hence homosexuality, feminism, man bad woman good, women can abort but men cannot walk away cause then it’s a child, males portrayed as idiots without a woman, and this list will go for miles. These people are Christ’s scarred hands, the bullet in MLK’s temple, the false accusers, the apologists of most everything that is wrong. Get out while you can.

        81. What are you even talking about?
          Being gay is not a choice. I mean, when did you choose to be straight? There’s no straight gene, either. It’s just the way someone is.
          You sound like you have a lot of growing up to do. I’m in my mid thirties and have been with my partner for over ten years. I don’t need ‘support’, I know who I am. My ‘desires’ as you call them were not at all popular in the 80’s in Ireland and I didn’t see guys like you stepping up then. In fact, guys like you were usually the ones shoving me down the steps and writing shit about me in the loos.
          When you say ‘get out while you can’, get out from what? Being gay? That ship has long sailed. Life isn’t just about getting a shag.

        82. I came back to see if you responded.
          I said get out of the feminist and liberal minded narrative. You are merely a tool for them. It is unfortunate what you got; however, there has to be a “straight” gene for without it none of us would be here.
          Throughout history there have been several instances where homosexuality was on the rise; only to get pummeled again. Greece, Rome, a few others. However that lifestyle is something that has to be proved is natural. I think it has already failed to do so, and those who hit you before are probably on the popularity train hugging homosexuals now. Later, they will be back on the tradcon train pushing you around.
          My point is not just that it is unnatural, but “popular.” So many people “support it.” When it’s popularity falls to the ground, well…
          Already, numerous comedians who outspokenly support homosexuality, crack jokes at your expense. The names are too numerous to list. It is natural for people to view it with derision and suspicion. It does not produce children, and it also has numerous medical conditions and coincides with many people who like you, had some rough upbringings.
          Like I said, we don’t have to agree. But I don’t hate you. And guys like me did stand up, the fact that idiots martyred guys like you and that I did not join a gay pride march does not mean I supported or joined in. Some of those you call friends probably had fun at other homosexuals expense.

        1. That’s a pretty racist comment. I thought you feminazis were supposed to be immune to that sort of stuff. I guess it’s ok to be a racist if you hate them for some other reason first, right?

      1. Because we know that’s all you men care about, pretending you have a big penis. And that’s also why so many of you like to rape women, because you’re angry at god that you have a pin dick.

        1. Yeah, got me there. I kind of vision myself as a woman with no tits. Essentially, I am envious of all the real women with ass and titties that I have to pay a plastic surgeon to turn me into barby.
          By the way, what bra size do you and your fellow BFFs have? When I have a few of you at one time, I like titty shaking. Especially when my “pin” dick fills the inside, and takes a good second to “slowly” works its way to the hilt.
          Again, post pictures, and don’t think of me like your daddy. Unless you are into that sassy spanking shit. Considering you were most likely raised by a single mom, you probably are?
          Remember, you chore tonight is to practice grabbing your own ankles, and keeping your legs wide. I like it that way. Oh wiai, who am I kidding? You already do that, just come prepared like you normally do.
          Now remember, you must have photos, and we are pretty ruthless here. If yours look like anything in these fat shaming weeks, we are not interested.

        2. I already told one of you, you can’t intimidate me with your rape fantasies, women like me aren’t afraid of losers like you who can’t get over the fact that they suck in bed.

        3. Oh, so you blame women now for not being able to forfil your macho promises? How cute.

        4. For someone who has “sworn off men”, you seem to be spending a creepy amount of time thinking about “rape fantasies”. Your needs might be better served by advertising on Craigslist, than on this site.

        5. Why do you think I’m sworn off men? Come on genius. It couldn’t possibly be due to the fact most of you fantasize about raping those women you’re so afraid of.

        6. Women are being raped left right and center and you imply I’m delusional? Why don’t you take a good look in the mirror, buddy. You’re probably one of the ones I’m talking about.

        7. I don’t fantasize about raping you, no. Not you, nor anyone else in fact. Do you often feel that men who question you are fantasizing about raping you?

        8. Statistically, men get raped more often by fat female prison guards, then men in prison. Men in prison are the biggest statistical segment of rape victims.
          However, the FBI only records female rape victims; 90k/year. Roughly 247 rapes of women nationwide per day. Hardly an epidemic in our country. It is essentially 0.03% of the population gets raped according to statistics every year. If your feminist 1 in 3 claim were correct, 2.7 million women per year would be raped out of 12 million female students per year in this country. Compared to 8 million men. With the laws being as they are, you feminists merely pursue funding through rape hysteria education. 0.09% of our population are men who get raped every year, many by female prison guards probably uglier than you.
          Keep talking.

        9. Men cannot be raped by women without first getting an erection. And are you telling me men are unable to push away a woman who is trying to make love to them? Come on, you guys are always going on about being the stronger sex.

        10. All men are potential rapists. Everyone knows that, especially you lot on this site getting perverted by excessive bouts of testosterone. Wake up, Jack, or one day you’ll be the one getting raped in jail.

        11. Claiming that men cannot be raped by women without first getting an erection like saying that women cannot be raped by men without being penetrated by the man’s penis. The law disagrees, as it should.

        12. What makes you say that all men are potential rapists? Are you sure there are no exceptions to that? Isn’t that sexist, to assume that someone is a potential rapist, based solely on gender?

        13. I don’t think you understood me. Ohio state law defines non-consensual penetration of a vagina by a male’s finger as rape, and I agree with this. Do you disagree that this is rape?

        14. You do not know anatomy as well as you think. Men can have an erection in their sleep, one which a woman could ride if she pleases.
          Look up rape by envelopment. And yes, a man can be raped. All a woman has to do is threaten his marriage by false accusation, or threaten to ruin his life, career, or whatever. A government induced threat is intrnsically yours in this country. And many women wield it like a hammer. And know they can easily get away with murder.

        15. Statistics say there are no exceptions? I don’t think you understand how statistics work. You also seem to be ignorant of the definition of sexism.

        16. She accuses me of not being taken advantage of. You have won, but she will never recognize it.
          Her wittle brain is too far gone done the rabbit hole. Her thoughts are thought for her.

        17. Okay, I admit when I’m wrong. Yes, of course any type of protrusion without consent is rape.

        18. I know. You won earlier and she’s still fighting it. She must be pretty turned on by now.

        19. God you guys are so delusional, I’m done trying to educate you of your ways. Go on, enjoy sucking each other’s dicks.

        20. Why don’t you all just fuck off with your warped sense of reality. I don’t know why I bothered.

        21. Then you will love the woman in Wisconsin who only got 6 months for drugging the guy she knew, and shoving her fist up his ass.
          Tell me a man would only get 6 months?

        22. I don’t know why you bothered either. I assumed it was to get material for your spank bank. But seriously, you should probably talk to someone about your rape fantasies. Sharing them with strange men on the internet may be good for a quick release, but I think that a qualified professional might be able to help you better.

        23. You were finished before it started. Be gone. You are worthless scum. WHo needs to be paid no more attention.
          You are defeated. And will continue to be so until the day the law will no longer be able to defend you. Then you will fall forever. I almost pity you. But your lack of empathy for those born male and victimized due to your bogus ideology steels me to your personal pain.

        24. Too bad the feminist raised Ted Bundy was killed by “rapists” like us. Perhaps that is what she is angry about? Woman like her buy those novels.

        25. He got the death penalty after being hunted down like the dog he was. His deeds were very gruesome. Yet it is largely women who read up on his stories.
          They are the ones who watch the CSI and Law n Order SVU shows. What goes around comes around I guess. But she will get hers.

        26. I actually do hope that she gets the help she needs, especially since she stated that she supervises men in her workplace. She may be headed for some kind of psychotic episode.

        27. True, hopefully we did not just curse those men, and if we did I pray they have the fortitude to handle whats coming. This wench has got to have several personality disorders. No doubt she would just use them to get the meds.
          Either way, I wish the guys well. If they are of the extreme feminist arse wiping variety, I hope her coming actions wake them up and they find us. Then she will really get into a episode and subsequent break down.

        28. If I only had a two inch cock, I would still be more of a man than you could ever be.
          Upper body strength included.

        29. More men in this country are raped them women. Why should we give a shit about your neurotic tendencies. You probably have a whole shit load of fears from acceptance issues to ‘maybe one day one of my male co-workers who I give shit too might punch me in my loud muff eating mouth.’

    2. So you call yourself, “Above your Shit” and claim you’re going to resort to our exact tactics and have a “PinDickNamingWeek?”
      #IRONY.

  2. Actually, just to show you how screwed up things in this country are, the “real” USDA food pyramid will make you fat. It’s loaded with things that have never been part of the human diet up until modern times.
    First of all, the bottom of the pyramid should NEVER start with empty carbohydrates. But it does. Why? Because people get hungrier, faster when they eat empty carbs. You can think corporate lobbyists for that. (They know they can sell more food if people walk around hungry all the time.)
    Next, vegetables and meat/fish should make up the biggest part of the pyramid. It doesn’t. And fat should not be “used sparingly” since food has to be made up of one or the other, chemically. It either has to be high in fat or high in carbs. Carbs are making people fat and giving them heart disease, fat is not. You can thank your government and the rest of the Matrix and Cathedral for yet another twisting of facts, all because you “have to create problems that don’t yet exist to create profit” in our economic paradigm.
    You see, they want don’t want people healthy but they also don’t want them dead. You want them just sick enough and unhealthy enough to be profitable for the medical-pharmaceutical establishment.

    1. I’m not quite as unhappy with this newer version, as a core for the majority of people who wouldn’t otherwise put much thought into their own nutrition.

        1. Double the amount of Salmon, throw the bread in the bin, take out most of the fruit, and make sure the milk is straight from the cow (not easy in this day and age), and you would have a decent meal.

    2. Yeah completely agree with you. Our diet used to be really high in protein and fat and it was only when high carbohydrates were introduced (and that includes “Healthy” sugars) that people started getting really obese.
      The lipid hypothesis was disproven in a 50 yr study yet it’s still used to make the USDA food charts.

    3. Different people have different needs though. People with a predisposition to insulin resistance and diabetes (which unfortunately now includes a huge section of the population) should highly refrain from sugary foods, and should even cut down on fruit consumption. People without such a predisposition can and should include things like fruit in their diet, because their bodies are able to process sugar properly and research has shown that fruits are very important sources of vitamins (because fruit contain various chemicals that aid in the absorption of vitamins; google ‘vitamin absorption fruits’ for recent research on this).
      People with a predisposition to heart disease, OTOH, should be careful with their fat consumption. Not their cholesterol consumption – it’s a myth that dietary cholesterol causes high cholesterol. Eat as many eggs as you want. Instead what causes high cholesterol is saturated fat like butter and coconut oil. People who don’t have such a predisposition are free to eat more butter and other fatty foods.
      And, of course, I agree that protein is hugely under-represented and most ‘recommended diets’ are too low in protein.

      1. The lipid hypothesis (which you are talking about that a diet high in saturated fat=higher cholesterol) has been thoroughly debunked.
        In fact, the more saturated fat you eat, the lower your cholesterol will be.
        The oxidization caused by carbohydrates and sugar is what causes problems.

        1. The lipid hypothesis is the connection between blood cholesterol level and atherosclerosis, NOT fat intake and blood cholesterol level. And not only has it not been debunked, it is actually widely accepted by the scientific community, see dx.doi.org/10.1194%2Fjlr.R600009-JLR200
          Also, the connection between lipid intake and blood cholesterol level has been firmly established. I’d like to see some references backing up what you say, instead of a link to a youtube video.
          Just because something has been part of the ‘normal’ human diet doesn’t necessarily mean it won’t cause health problems. In the past, people did not often live to the age where heart disease would have been a problem.
          By the way, carbs have also been a normal part of the human diet for millenia – in the form of fruit, roots, berries, etc. It’s *refined* sugars that are the problem. It’s also the *quantity* that is the problem, but if you limit yourself to fruit and vegetables you should be absolutely fine. Note that I never said you should eat candy.
          I know that carbs are currently the ‘bad guy’, but it concerns me that so many people are going overboard with carbless or low-carb diets that actually do more harm than good.
          Your personal experience was most likely simply due to lost weight. When you limit carb intake, your food selection and appetite go down dramatically (carbs cause insulin spikes, creating a sense of hunger). This causes lost weight, and lower cholesterol (cholesterol is produced by metabolizing your own body fat).

        2. Whoo boy. Alright, you’ve exposed yourself to be an anti-science nut. What’s next? You’re going to recommend that I try homeopathy and faith healing? Give me a fucking break.

        3. Hahahaha. Anti-science nut? Damn you really don’t know what you’re talking about anymore.

        4. “Information for all my claims is freely available if you just look for it.”? Congratulations, you just earnt your degree in bullshitting

    4. Love this post.. it’s so true and there’s economic reasons involved in keeping Americans eating processed carbohydrates. The economy would fall apart (even more than it already has) if everyone went Paleo.
      We did an entire article on every single thing wrong with the USDA food pyramid, i hope you don’t mind if I link people-
      “The Biggest Diet Scam of All-Time: The Food Pyramid”
      http://www.gll-getalife.com/2013/05/the-food-pyramid/

    5. I quit eating sugar (very rare that I consume any), and wheat. No weight problems, no health problems. Healthy fats (not junk food), grain-fed meats, veggies & fruits are the way to health, and no more food cravings. This food pyramid is the creation of food producers to get us to buy more crap food.

      1. Yeah, don’t fucking cut out eating sugar entirely. That’s worse than a purely fatty diet.

  3. This week is making for some entertaining bird watching to identify the real butthurt comments from the masterful trolls 😀

    1. Every time I thread comment threads like these I die a little inside knowing we are just as easy to troll as fatties and feminists.

      1. Don’t feel bad, if we spent all our day thinking about sex like you men do we would probably be just as dumb as you. Then again, women are better at multi-tasking, so probably not.

        1. Wow, resorting to the “C” word. How mature and insightful of you. You really showed me there. I suppose I should cut you some slack, you’re probably scared of seeing your name (and penis, if any woman has ever seen it) on the PinDickNamingWeek boards.

        2. Well then don’t call me a cunt or refer to my vagina as a canyon. That’s just crude and immature. I came here to point out how stupid you all are, not to get name-called. Apologize and I MIGHT take your name off the list if it’s there (I will have to check with my sisters).

        3. So in other words, “Above your shit,” it would appear that you can (try to) dish it out, but you can’t take it? We have other words for such people: cowards, bullies, and pansies, for starters.

        4. You’re coming on RoK to say all men are dumb and think about sex all day long.
          You sure are the mature one.

        5. Ooh, ouch, got me there, right in the vagina. Ow, I think I’m bleeding, you must have broken my cervix.

        6. Yes, they are you dandruff licking necrophiliac brute who loves the utterly friendless twat and the fascist can of rotten spam.

        1. Don’t try that, we all know you’re not a troll you’re just a defeated lesbian cunt.

        2. Fuck you, don’t write comments under my name.
          For the record if anyone reads another comment by “Above your shit” it wasn’t written by the original author, but probably by a feminist trying to discredit the slamming my posts got by this community.

    1. I’ll talk to my sisters. I particularly like the PUA shaming idea, it will give us a chance to expose once and for all how creepy these PUA guys all are.

      1. I can’t wait for the stats to come out on your sistren who visit this site, and then marry off or start to get pumped and dumped ore regularly. You don’t get it, the very reason you come here, is that which you merely claim to hate.

        1. Whoever you are, I saw your sand-nigger comment, yes, I have watched Russel Peters too. Perhaps you were idiot he referenced. Or just a pathetic fool who can’t come up with his own shit.
          Your garbage. Do yourself a favor and walk off a cliff; take your family with you.

        2. Jesse James, I’m shocked at your anger. I was just starting to like you. Muah, handsome devil.

        3. Please stop, I digress, it is obvious that flattery will get you inside my pants. Please send high quality photos of yourself, unless you are a man or ugly; then do your sister, best friend, or mom a favor, if good looking and female to do that for you so they too can have the wonderful experience that is Jesse James.
          I will gift them the pleasure of trying to steal my train. I even provide the horse power and train. I know, I’m a beta male fo’sho.
          I promise to cover my face with a handkerchief and cuss like a sailor. Then I will steal their money and clothes in strip poker and send them packing naked in a dark alley. Don’t worry, we both know they won’t get raped.

        4. Yeah, I am the consummate pleasure train, some just have to get off before I’m done. Who says you could get on? Stop flirting.

      2. I don’t really get how you’d do that.
        Shaming fatties is easy because they are easily recognisable (even from very far away) but you can’t say a man is a PUA just by looking at him.
        If you meet a fun, confident man who has great success with women, you could try to guess he’s one. But to shame them you’d have to shame all attractive men, which isn’t possible.
        Enjoy your milkshake.

    2. A woman asking permission from men? Yes dear, you may have whatever cute little shaming weeks you want.

  4. If they ate a diet that consisted of mostly ham they’d actually probably be thin. Ham is low in fat and most importantly, low in carbohydrates.

  5. They say that sarcasm is the lowest form of whit… and i have to say that ROK has degenerated completely into nothing more than a testosterone teenage mud slinging nonsense….
    You think the feminists and the entitled bitches are bad… look at yourselves….
    You all sound like a bunch of bitter and twisted jerkoffs… that can’t get laid and rubbed yourselves raw….
    Roosh… to let this utter nonsense carry on displays you in a very bad light….

      1. Actually sand-niggers are people of Arabic-Semitic decent. Roosh is Iranian which means he is descended from the Indo-Persians who have nothing to do with Semitic Araby or North Africa.
        But who would expect a femi-cunt know about history, culture, or geography.

  6. hoes are coming on this site and starting shit, thats how you know this is working. theyre mad as hell.

    1. And bros are validating their shit by arguing with them, which is how you know this is not working.
      Remember that the pig likes it.

      1. yeah I am actually kind of disappointed in that. It reminds me of elementary school tbh. These women commenting on here are obviously insecure and hurt enough to do so. Their only insults are making claims that dudes posting on here have pin dicks. And when you really think about it thats weak firepower. But these guys keep responding like they actually matter. I am disappointed.

        1. I don’t…lol. I couldn’t even name one feminist site off the top of my head. I’m a very polite and genuine person. This whole comment section actually makes me sort of lose respect for all of this seeing that both sides are incredibly immature. I focus on the positives in life. All about spreading the love ya feel me?

    2. You fags can dish it but can’t take it. Why don’t you all take these very interesting convos to FB, so all the women in your lives can know what you really think of them. No? Oh yes because your fucking faggots.

        1. Whattup, cunt. So I’ve got your attention, hey? Good. Now listen up and listen hard… if you act all butt hurt you lose automatically. Study my posts, I did a damn good job pretending to be a feminist and look how I got owned. I got absolutely slammed by the guys here no matter how hard I tried to keep up the argument.

        2. My point is, if I can’t find a flawless argument that puts them in their place (even with my superior knowledge of how men think, since I am a man) then NO FEMINIST HAS A CHANCE. You will all lose every time… especially you, since you’re so butt hurt.

        3. Maybe I struck a nerve with the faggot remark? Oh well, at any rate I don’t care about losing. Their hate breeds hate and their hypocrisy is laughable. I’m bit thirst cause women love men and they come on this website and bash us. It’s just fucked up. I’m not fat or a feminist either.

        4. Look, you clearly admire me, good. Thing is, I’m one of them. In fact I have an 8″ cock and I’m white (last I heard you weren’t too turned on by that), so, the chances of me pounding you are slight. Good luck with your “lovelife.”

        5. Your mother was an immense wino, who never played hard to get in a large vat of porridge, and you are an irredeemably demented polisson and a perverted mattress-soiling pitiful sideshow freak, you unwelcome tub of contumacious cow pies.

  7. Nothing get a laughter outburst from a thin girl than telling her all the fat bitches here hate her. For maximum effect, say that shit at the most inappropriate time and places such as churches, funerals, HR affiliated fuckery, etc.

  8. I wish I knew you guys in real life. I would cook and do your laundry, then we would participate in some raucous love making. I love men who are men. Who have expectations of how a woman should behave and what physical standards she keeps. You fellas keep on fighting the good fight.
    dont let these fatty skanks distract from your mission

  9. I thought BBW was “Big Butt Woman.” Not “Big ‘Beautiful’ Woman.” I like BUG better (Big Ugly Girl).

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