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The Only Girl For Me

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I have a confession to make. Despite everything I say and my beliefs towards women and relationships, there is one female that has been a part of my life for a long time. I do love her. And yes, this is a true story.

I found her online and after a few emails I was set to finally meet her in person. When I finally laid eyes on her, it was love at first sight. I did all the talking, but after some playful rubbing she opened up and I took her home.  I am not ashamed to admit that during that first night, I cuddled her like a virgin who just experienced his first girl-induced ejaculate. I even brought her breakfast in bed the next morning, and watched happily as she ate every bite.

Later that day we went for a walk around LA. What would normally be a very boring walk for me now had new meaning. It was a new adventure.  I loved just being around her. She was quite young and energetic and her liveliness rubbed off on me. So much energy; many times I could barely keep up. In the months that followed we spent every single day together. We would eat together. We would exercise together. Those times when I went out without her, I missed her and she missed me. Every reunion — even if it was only after a few hours — was akin to a scene out of the movies.  She would look out the window for me, and when she saw me arrive her eyes would light up and she’d greet me at the door with a huge kiss. It did not take long for me to fall madly in love with her.

She was perfect. My roommates did not mind having her around. My friends all loved her. At first my mother hated her, but with time they grew to love each other. Now every time I go out of town for more than a day she’s visiting my mother. They act as if they are best friends. To be honest she’s the only female my mom’s ever liked. But this is no surprise, almost everyone who meets her likes her. It is hard to dislike her given how great her personality is. Aesthetically, she is perfectly symmetrical with great muscle tone. Nice golden hair, cute nose and a strut to her that told people that she was not only classy but also friendly and a pleasure to be around. People would come up to me and comment on her beauty and I would say thank you, even though I know I had nothing to do with her genetics.

When I go on vacation, she is the only one I miss. I never miss my family or my friends. I never miss the so-called American comforts. And as much fun as I was having going out at nights and experiencing new cultures and new women, I always thought about her the next morning. Maybe it’s because she is the type that has unquestionable devotion to me. If I killed or maimed a person, she would love me the same. If I yelled at her, she would love me the same. She doesn’t care that I write for ROK or judge me for my views. If she gains a few pounds I call her fatty and make it a point to exercise more with her, and she’s absolutely fine with it. There is absolutely nothing I could do that would even slightly decrease her love for me.

And then there is her submissiveness. She listens to every word I say. If I told her not to move from where she was sitting, she would literally stay there until I told her she could move again. I am her world, and nothing will ever change that. No other man could come by and sway her love for me. If she was presented with competition — another vying for my attention — she’d do everything in her power to separate us. A little bitchy, perhaps, but it’s nice to see that she loves me so much she cannot stand the idea of losing me to another, even if for only a few seconds.

The result of her attitude is that I do things for her that I would never do for anyone else. To simplify it, I’m a complete “beta” not only around her but also for her. I look forward to spending time with her. I would never think of replacing her with another. Every single day of my life I’m excited to see her again. I pay for absolutely everything. I provide for her housing, her clothes, her food, her health, and so on. I even pay for her haircuts and nails.  And I have zero hesitation to do so. And despite the fact that I’m a very unemotional guy… if she so much as broke a nail and I saw her in pain, my eyes may water. Often times I sit around thinking about how much better society would be if the women here just portrayed half the qualities my girl does. But it’s never going to happen, it’s an impossibility.

I’d continue writing about how much I love her and how great she is, but she’s sitting right next to me and giving me those eyes. It’s time for us to do our nightly walk. I just need to grab her leash.

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91 thoughts on “The Only Girl For Me”

    1. After 2 sentences I guessed “it’s a dog” so I scrolled to the end and saw I was right. Didn’t need to read the article.

    3. Don’t listen to the haters. They’d also say that The Gift of the Magi or The Necklace were ‘too predictable’ to enjoy.
      Lighten up, haters. Just like with his 4th of July in Ukraine story, he spends time on details and storyline. Read it for a brief diversion and for a wry laugh.

      1. Genuine question: how is a man-and-his-dog any different to one of them spinster cat ladies?
        And, no, saying cats suck, dogs rule isn’t a valid argument.

        1. consider the ancient, symbiotic relationship between our two species.
          cats have never served any of these functions.
          despite their intelligence, you could never train a cat to:
          1) shepherd animals
          2) guide the blind
          3) protect a man and his family from attack
          4) support post-earthquake disaster relief
          5) leap out of a helicopter wrapped to a special forces soldier to hunt the arch-cunt osama
          6) swim to shipwrecks to rescue drowning victims (the newfoundland)
          7) “hunting and gathering” support for hunters
          in light of these points, and countless more, one could actually argue that the incredible relationship between h. sapiens and canines is enormously different from that between a disgruntled spinster and her fickle, selfish feline.
          but who could describe this relationship better than Lord Byron. please read his epitaph to his beloved newfie:
          http://6thbaronbyron.wikispaces.com/%27Epitaph+to+a+Dog%27+%281808%29

        2. Difference between cat ladies and Dude Doggers:
          Dogs attract pussy.
          Cats repel men.

        3. Dogs are friends for men.
          Cats are simulacra of alpha males for crazy women.
          Oh, and dogs rule and cats drool.

        4. Please tell me which of these functions are regular dog owners using while walking their puppies?

        5. Cats were revered during Egyptian times. So maybe their roles are just different. Dogs serve, cats rule. I dunno. But that’s besides the point, the point I was making is that a dog being a man’s best friend isn’t a whole lot different to a cat being a woman’s best friend.

        6. A dog is an extension of yourself. It can do many useful things in an outdoor setting. Barking at intruders can save your life.
          Cats are just pest control for rats and other vermin, to keep them out of our grain. We don’t compete with cats for resources so cats just sort of moved in and we tolerated them.

  3. I don’t understand. She was with you, or she’s still with you? And she didn’t (or doesn’t) mind you hooking up and fucking other random hotties thanks to your superior game or supreme masculine posturing. And she is the ony girl for you. Oh, I get it: you’re projecting again, this time on a different brand, the Alpha Turned Beta For Love.
    Dude, get my advice if you want to survive sane, as a person if not as a blogger. If you want to lay one different, discordant piece of fiction every week and brag it as a precious pearl of your life experience, like the lowest tier of online self-improvement gurus do, at least have the grace to make your narrative consistent. Pretend you’re the fucking same person at least for six or seven consecutive posts. Else post under different pseudonyms. Posts like these just increase this blog’s level of retardation.

        1. “And it saddens me to think that, for all the masculine posing, most of
          you are just sex (or should I say love) starved puppies who would be
          nose to tail to any female individual who were to give you a genuine
          smile. US society really is done, if you have to make up this shit on an
          online blog instead of, you know, get out and look for that special
          one.”

        2. we morn for the loss of the genuine female… of course we are love starved puppies….. the females today are too busy posting pictures of their lunch and admiring their own cleavage to care about what it means to be a real woman and have a real man….

    3. You obviously didn’t get where the article was going and are over-thinking everything. You’re embarrassing yourself.

      1. I got it. And it saddens me to think that, for all the masculine posing, most of you are just sex (or should I say love) starved puppies who would be nose to tail to any female individual who were to give you a genuine smile. US society really is done, if you have to make up this shit on an online blog instead of, you know, get out and look for that special one.

    4. You obviously didn’t get where the article was going and are over-thinking everything. You’re embarrassing yourself.

      1. perhaps WTFDude needs to be taken behind the shed and dispatched into heaven. Old Yeller, we miss you…WTFDude…not so much.

        1. Sure, let’s go behind a shed of your choice and you’ll see how much of your masculinity will be left afterwards. This is what the manosphere has reduced itself to: a bunch of sexless keyboard warrior posing as playboys to get the fiction wheel another spin. You are beyond pathetic.

        3. You guys are way too complacent to realise how self-referential all this has become. Roosh banning left right and center will eventually reduce the readership of this pathetic attempt to monetising on masculine (and misogynist) cliches to the few dozens usual suspects already found on Roosh’s forums.

        4. and yet, your impotence demands you escalate a off color reference to a Disney movie towards violence.
          that’s ok, son. Many men such as myself marvel at the condition of males in gender only, demanding to be treated “like a man” simply because their single mothers allowed them to keep their Y chromosome. if I actually even gave a squirt of shit about you and your pointless existance, I might lament that you are what happens when there is a sea of men, yet a draught of fathers. yet, I can’t even bring myself to fake concern about you and your simple little world.
          a word of advice: when your existance does eventually become unbearable, at least off yourself like a man. nothing more pathetic then someone so full of faggotry that he cannot even take his own life.

        5. LOL, you quote Disney and I am the one full of faggotry. Grow up already, little mermaid. How old are you? 25? 30? 40? And still hacking away on a keyboard, paying your dues to a collective mind that feeds on sexist cliches, faux-macho posturing and raunchy teenage flick fiction.
          I will decide how to end my life like a man if an when. For now I am more preoccupied with living it like a man. I say you should do the same. It helps, you know.

  5. what embittered and angry creatures posting comments thus far.
    nice post law dogger. your fellow dog lovers can relate.

    1. Good point but I find this post doggist because it does not recognize the special bond a player can have with his sheep. New Zealand, here I come.
      Upvotes pls from other sheep-loving playas. Thx.

    2. You know, when I realized it was about dogs, I was pretty confused. I was thinking, wait a minute, this is actually how I treat my girlfriend…

      1. I must be REALLY slow… Did not know this was about a dog until I saw your comment…

    3. Mostly just seems to be people saying that the article was predictable.
      Not everyone who doesn’t orgasm for canines is angry and bitter.

  7. Don’t act beta for your dog. They crave a pack leader haha. Also where can I find a hot chick who behaves like a trained bitch?

    1. yeah.. damn straight… in New Zealand you often see the Maori’s rocking up at the park and opening the truck of a sedan and out hops a couple of huge dogs….. locked in a box… then the guy lights a smoke and kicks one of them and off they go happy as larry….. dogs are dogs… and should be treated as such… if they piss on your sofa, put a bullet in their eye….

  9. I’m not sure I want to imagine the BJ or 69 scenario… but whatever turns you on amigo…. any chance of a MMF threesome ?

  10. I always put that bitch on a leash and walk her, good workout. Hell, sometimes I even walk my dog!

  11. I was waiting for the punchline….and…..there it is. Discrete and pithy at the end. Nicely delivered. Ahhhh….

  12. Love for dogs. But this article, more specifically the realization that it was not a woman discussed here, makes me angry. I feel that kind of love for my girl. My girl is everything I’ll ever need. Despite the fact that I have a dog also: I would more likely get rid of my dog than my girl.
    This is not a hateful comment. The article was, in the end, brilliant.

      1. Or possibly Christian Grey, the fictional character most-masturbated over by mainstream american women at the moment.

  18. Dogs are loyal, they always have your back, they are not duplicitous, they will die for you, they help you stay in shape, they attract chicks, they know why balls must be scratched.
    Every man should have a dog. A good man, even the toughest of the tough, is made better by a good dog.

  20. Hahahahaha
    The only girl for any man. A man’s best friend. Get her another dog, male, and watch your precious bark him into “marital bliss.”

  23. OMG you keep your girlfriend on a leash?? I needed a trigger warning!
    SOMEONE PLEASE CASTRATE THIS MAN !!1!1

  25. Drat. I didn’t realize it was about a dog until I saw the comments. I thought you meant ‘leash’ as a sex toy you use on her. 😮

  26. I suspected something was up early on when the description was so perfect. I still had not a clue until the end but knew that there was no fucking way it would be an American or westernized female. Then it all made sense in the end. Want loyalty? Get a fucking dog. The little scamp will be with you through thick and thin; he’ll be just as happy to be hanging out with you as you both are rumbling through the garbage trying to find dinner as if you had a really nice large house to live in. With a Human female she will conveniently decide the relationship you and her have “just isn’t working out” the second you lose your job, then off she goes.

  31. Wow, never saw that coming. Snark. As my good friend Bob Barker used to say- “Remember, have your pet spayed or neutered.” Might be a good idea for some of the article writers around here, as well.

  32. have you ever heard the recent county western song “love me like my dog does”? not sure the artist … but stingray posted it in her blog a month or two ago. hilarious.

  33. Hey Slubu. How did that fictitious threesome in Novo go? Yeah the Google Translator and Californian ID really works. Funny, on your travels when you met a RVF forum member living in Moscow and you never mentioned it to him nor did he see you pull any of the chicks in any of the nightclubs you went with him. You seemed to ‘pull’ when he was gone. Its laughable to see bullshitters like you being legitimized while guys who had similar stories to you like Deb were ridiculed and banned. Take what you say and divide by 3. Guys like you have destroyed the RVF with your bullshit.

  36. I think you’re confusing submission with love. Doesn’t surprise me due to the rhetoric of this website, but they are not the same thing. Devotion to another human being out of love for them is different than devotion due to a power relationship. And you say she turns you into a “beta,” which would never happen in a dom-sub situation. Seems like she has a leash for you, too.

  37. I think you’re confusing submission with love. Doesn’t surprise me due to the rhetoric of this website, but they are not the same thing. Devotion to another human being out of love for them is different than devotion due to a power relationship. And you say she turns you into a “beta,” which would never happen in a dom-sub situation. Seems like she has a leash for you, too.

  38. “nice golden hair” what is so special about bland light hair with no contrast? brunettes have more liveliness to them so I don’t see why blonds are that overrated. might as well date an 80 year old if you’re into light hair.

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