During a supposedly “successful” Tinder date, a British woman went into Liam Smyth’s bathroom in Bristol and did her business. Believing his toilet could not flush properly, she fished out her own fecal matter and threw it out the window. After the fecal matter became stuck, and while Liam was looking for a different solution, she tried to retrieve it herself and became stuck in said window. At a cost to the taxpayer and representing a complete waste of first responders’ time, the fire brigade had to rescue the female poop bandit by smashing the window.
Here’s the photo again, gentlemen:
The worst part of this story is that the woman got a second date. A single story might not explain every aspect of the modern sexual marketplace and the woes it has unleashed on men, but this one is certainly representative of the current dating dynamics.
Here’s an incomplete checklist of what men often—if not almost always—have to fulfill to get more than half-hearted interest from even semi-decent women:
- good (probably means great) job
- stable (probably means upper middle-class+) financial situation
- muscles/excellent physique
- fashion sense
- whatever else Cosmo or Jezebel says that she deserves
I doubt that Liam’s date was a real looker, which makes it more obscene still that one of the assumed, unconscious criteria for a girl, that she won’t hurl her own feces out your window, was not met.
Whilst I fully appreciate that upstanding and demure women should never recklessly fart in a man’s presence or leave traces of her brown-only unicorns in the toilet, the date’s solution of throwing her own crap out the window and into someone’s garden is beyond belief. It a tragic sign of our times that whenever a woman feels the potential for embarrassment, she can ham-fistedly execute a move to attempt to avoid that embarrassment and have it justified by others later, including by the man who still wants to date them.
Here comes the white-knighting
Sadly, poor Liam can see her as a part of his future. “[W]ho knows what the future holds” is what he told the media after the second date. Perhaps I am judging the man too harshly, especially as Bristol, home of the Milo Yiannopoulos-hounding University of Bristol, is one of the chief SJW factories in Britain today.
Relative to the market available to him, this girl may possibly be the keeper of keepers, some sort of ray of light in a city usually swallowed in feminist-related storms. But I sincerely doubt it. I have a feeling that if he continues this relationship, his smile will begin to fade:
Another alarming part of this story was Liam’s willingness to smash his own window and pay for it himself. As he made clear afterwards, he has had to crowdfund to fix the damage. Again, the turd-flinging woman gets a pass (the first two were getting the second date and having first responders haul her out), allowing the public to fund what she should be paying out of her own pocket for her stupidity.
Even the unbelievable is now believable when it comes to what women will do
The local fire and rescue department confirmed the authenticity of the story. Even if they hadn’t, I would believe it. We have descended to the level where a woman can expect to perform all manner of unseemly or plain bizarre behaviors on dates and expect male supplicants to keep fawning over them, including when the girl throws their shit out of your window.
Compare this to a semi-recent flurry of signs found plastered in Hooters restaurants across the United States:
The bar (pardon the pun) is being set ever lower for a woman to get outside help to extricate herself from a harmless and non-abusive date, or just reject men who don’t meet her inflated standards. “[N]ot who they said they were on their profile” is really just girlspeak for “he looked/sounded more [personal physical characteristic] on some website or app.” It has basically nothing to do with personal danger or some kind of real threat.
Meanwhile, men have to put up with the poop-throwers of the female dating market, who have the security of knowing that they will either keep the affections of the male in question or, better yet, will soon have an obsessive line of other suitors to take his place.
If you want to be angry about this state of affairs, be so only for mere minutes. And then get into the ongoing process of navigating these pitfalls and improving yourself to the best of your ability.
Read More: What It’s Like To Date A Strong And Independent Woman
27 thoughts on “Man Agrees To See Woman Again After She Throws Her Feces Out His Window”
I remember this scene from Dumb and Dumber.
Women in STEM, or the trades like Plumbing. At least it wasn’t a light switch, or the house would have burned down.
The kind of woman who leaves a present in the toilet and says “hey fix your fucking toilet” on the way out would actually score points with me for brutal honesty.
A woman with brutal honesty is actually having a trait that helps a man lead a family. When we say we want men to lead, it does not mean women become submissive little concubines. Even the old testament describes Eve as being complementary to Adam (instead of a cog).
Throwing shit out of windows. Fucking medieval stuff that.
Funny story, a great metaphor. She tried to disguise her past (shit) but it just wouldn’t flush or even get ejected via a fucking window. Cuck actually attempts to rehabilitate, in full knowledge … to no avail. And in the end it takes a tax payer funded arm of government to bail her ass out
good to see you posting!
Like Paul Newman in The Color of Money … I’m Back!!
superior to The Hustler IMO
Underrated Scorsese classic
finally- this site hasnt brung the lulz in quite some time
If a chick schedules a tinder date at hooters the establishment should call her father
Why should they call her father? She’s not a man.
what coded name should the drink have?
Or a priest…
It’s a sellers market.
Try to ask for an angel shot as male.
When my date weighs 80 pounds more than advertised, that gets me feeling pretty damn weird
I think she’s just stupid.
I’m glad now we live in a society where “feeling weird” as a woman is cause to call the police. If my great grandmother, who was a battlefield nurse in WWII, were still alive she would probably spit at the foot of your typical modern woman. I think the women of two to three generations ago actually had MORE power then women try to say they have today. They certainly had more class and style. A modern western woman thinks putting on leggings and a t-shirt is “fashion”. No wonder older women find young women disgusting.
Wait a minute… what the hell did I just read? A “woman” fished her crap out of a toilet, tried to chuck it out the window, and she became stuck upside down in the window? I am especially mystified about how that last part occurred.
she will win the caitlin jenner award for bravery at the ESPY’s next year
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I got spammed into low rep on Disqus by one of the channel owners stalking me so I probably need to get white listed by the mods on newer sites.
If he does something idiotic and marries or gets into a LTR with this girl, he’ll deserve all the shit he’s going to get.
I think it’s funny that people are trying to find deeper meaning to this, when it was just some stupid shit out of a Dumb and Dumber movie.
“Here we see a women throwing her poo through the window and then trying to get it back and getting stuck.
This is what the decline of the Wesern civilization looks like. In these dark times, as Evola an Spengler pointed we must become Men among ruins, riding the tiger of modernity without letting poop wielding hambeasts destroy our resolve to restore the glory of Western civilization, to rebirth Christendom, and get mad poon”
Average ROK article
If she’d been prepared to pay for the damage then the whole thing might have been forgivable.
I wonder if this has ever happened to a Dubai Instagram Portapotty girl….
She could have done a runner. But then people would have said she panicked and scat
Before seeing this 24yo dude i guessed:
-Pudgy, no muscle tone. Check
-generally feminine. Check
No need to know the red pill answer just from the post title: failure at step 1: Qualify
Wow, that was…I just…no…
More importantly, if I go into a bar or restaurant with a woman, and I see a sign like that, I’m turning around and walking right out.
The problem with modern white knights is that they are actually total cowards. Look at the older generation. If you treated a woman with disrespect, yes, they’d smack upside the head. BUT, if a woman acted in a disrespectful manner they’d smack her upside the head too
The current crop of white knights are confused vicious children.
Sure, they are willing to put a beat down on a lone man who says the wrong thing, or who is in the middle of fighting for his life with his psycho girlfriend. But these maggots would never say A SINGLE FUCKING WORD if the man in question was a violent criminal. Or belonging to a well known violent religion. Or politically connected on the Left. At that point these “brave heroes” suddenly discover pacifism.
But that’s human nature. It takes a lot of pain, and hard times to get to a point where you understand that the only time to act is to keep order. Because you grasp how precious order is.
If that young man had any friends or family worth anything, they would smack him in the face for what he’s doing. But then again, it’s not like he can’t choose better friends or family. It’s not like the information isn’t out there.