How To Keep Your Crotch Cool During The Summer Heat

Via Breitbart:

Sarah Palin excoriated Sacha Baron Cohen for disrespecting the military after the comedian posed as a disabled veteran to interview the former Alaska governor for his upcoming Showtime special.

Comedian Sacha Baron Cohen is preparing a new seven-episode series for the premium cabler called Who is America, where he reportedly dupes famous Americans such as former Vice President Dick Cheney. Palin was just one of those personalities and former government officials the comedian tricks into appearing on camera.

On Tuesday, Matt Drudge Tweeted and deleted a post about Palin and other political figures on the right and left being tricked by the Cohen, specifically naming “Cheney, Palin, Howard Dean, Alberto Gonzales, Bernie, Trent Lott, Patraeus, Ted Koppel, and more.”

“Yup – we were duped. Ya’ got me, Sacha. Feel better now?” Palin said on Facebook.

“I join a long list of American public personalities who have fallen victim to the evil, exploitive, sick ‘humor’ of the British ‘comedian’ Sacha Baron Cohen, enabled and sponsored by CBS/Showtime,” Palin added.

But Palin went on to explain what she experienced under the guise of participating in what she thought was a “documentary” about American veterans.

This “legit opportunity” to honor American Vets and contribute to a “legit Showtime historical documentary” was requested of me via a speakers bureau.

For my interview, my daughter and I were asked to travel across the country where Cohen (I presume) had heavily disguised himself as a disabled US Veteran, fake wheelchair and all. Out of respect for what I was led to believe would be a thoughtful discussion with someone who had served in uniform, I sat through a long “interview” full of Hollywoodism’s disrespect and sarcasm – but finally had enough and literally, physically removed my mic and walked out, much to Cohen’s chagrin. The disrespect of our US military and middle-class Americans via Cohen’s foreign commentaries under the guise of interview questions was perverse.

Palin slammed Cohen and CBS Corp., which owns Showtime, as “truly sick” and challenged them to donate the money made from the project to “a charitable group that actually respects and supports American Vets.”

“Mock politicians and innocent public personalities all you want, if that lets you sleep at night, but HOW DARE YOU mock those who have fought and served our country,” Palin said.

Palin continued:

And as an aside, for further insight into the wealthy corporate enablers of this kind of “joke”, I’ll add that after great costs on our part in time and resources to contribute to their “documentary” the Cohen/CBS/Showtime production team purposefully dropped my daughter and me off at the wrong Washington, DC airport after the fake interview, knowing we’d miss all flights back home to Alaska. After refusing to take our calls to help get us out of the bind they’d put us in for three days, I wrote this off as yet another example of the sick nature that is media-slash-entertainment today.

Palin ended her explanation slapping Cohen for his ignorance, “Feel good and manly about your M.O., Sacha? By the way, my daughter thinks you’re a piece of ****, Sacha. Every honorable American Vet should feel the same.”

Over the weekend Baron Cohen posted a promotional video to Instagram which showed Cheney signing a “waterboard kit.”

The video came days after Baron Cohen released another promotional video of Donald Trump railing against the Borat star, footage which first appeared in 2012.

A Showtime description of Who Is America, which airs Sunday, July 15, says, “In the works over the past year, the seven-episode series will explore the diverse individuals, from the infamous to the unknown across the political and cultural spectrum, who populate our unique nation.”

At press time, Showtime had not publicly responded to Sarah Palin.

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43 thoughts on “How To Keep Your Crotch Cool During The Summer Heat”

  1. A most important article.
    I freeball, myself, since I was 16. Having a big dick does not make wearing jockey’s fun. And boxers suck. So freeball or end up with a curved dick.

    1. Unless you’re going to wear the same pair of pants day after day there’s no reason for anything but free-balling as a way of life.

    1. White women love my stinky, sweaty brown crotch.
      They will submit to superior melanin man, while they take money from you fools

      1. Yeah, sure, Hunga Din. LOL. I am sure the ladies just groove on your fresh urine mouthwash. ALL women hate stinky Hindus.

        1. Stinkyness doesn’t come by or from religion, you dumb ass! And don’t forget that pussies are far more stickier than MEN!
          I don’t want to comment on the “religion” you follow, just because your kind of dumb ass said something about the Oldest known religion on this Planet.
          I have many more respectable seniors, contemporaries and well wishers right here at ROK, even though I am not a christian.
          PS: do not react to a troll who deliberately vomits meaningless & absurd comments using Hindustani names. Who knows, that troll could even be a local pussy !!

      2. Sat sri akaal paa ji !
        Ye gori aurathiya bade hi “neech, kameenini aur nikamme” hai. Inko chuhna bhi maha paap hai !! Bhad me jaye aise “paakandi” aurathiya !!

    1. “Put a little talcum on the gremlin…”
      -Matthew McConaughey, Eastbound and Down

  2. This isn’t a new invention, but plain cultural appropriation of German medieval culture.

  3. Rumors say that if you wear SHEATH while taking Kratom, your dick will grow by 126%!!!!

  4. I’m sure that pouch could also hold a bag of Kratom. On a side note, has your Johnson ever fallen out the front door of a pair of boxers? Even when I think it has, it drives me crazy. I’m intrigued (compelled?) by this garment. How does it stack up when you sit, I wonder? Whatever keeps you from absent-mindedly adjesting your junk in front of a prospective date, I guess.

    1. Pouch underwear is the only underwear I wear now. The pouch keeps your balls from sticking to your thigh and keeps them dry, even without powder. 100% worth it. I might try these guys next.

  5. Ive worn boxers my entire life. Never had an issue. Except for my banana that falls down my pant leg when i get a boner. I dont understand how dudes wear basketball shorts in public, im not trying to get arrested

  6. I served in the crotch (USMC) and worked in tropical places for years. This has NEVER been a problem and, yes, I have a healthy size “package”. Get into the habit of regular bathing and neither will you. Frankly, the article gave me the creeps. Faggotry, if you ask me.

  7. There’s a lot of broscience circulating about scrotal health. I’ve seen it claimed multiple times that tight underwear somehow hurts you. Sure it can compromise sperm integrity as far as the current ‘stack’ is concerned but sperm is constantly being replaced just like many other types of cells. Dipping the scrotum into hot (obviously not scalding hot) water or wearing special undergarments that drive the testes up into the inguinal pouch have been investigated as potential methods of temporary contraception so killing your current sperm is not alarming. Hurting your actual testicles or epididymis is a completely different matter. Heat harms the sperm while impact, even repetitive low impact over long periods of time affects the testicles themselves.
    Getting a vasectomy does permanently wreck your sperm business down there and yet few men seem to be scared of going under the knife. In some rare cases the operation can go awry and there can be severe attacks of pain long after the operation.

  8. I prefer a product called Fresh Balls. Keeps the boys cool and dry. It isn’t cheap (around $15 for a normal summer lengths supply), but does the job well.
    Also don’t know why more men don’t do this, but give it a trim down there. Simply use a small pair of nail scissors available at just about any drug store or a small body hair trimer. You don’t have to shave it like a porn star, just take out the bulk in the “boxer shorts” area and it will do wonders. Takes five minutes and really only has to be repeated every 10-14 days depending on your body hair type.

  9. Let us not worry much about these kind of mundane Articles !! Just take any good and ignore the obvious. ROK has to sustain & survive ($$$) to stand up against the fuckin femicunts & leftists.

  10. Pouch underwear is the best. I started wearing them a year ago and I have never looked back. 1000 times better than freeballing.

  11. I didn’t even read the article and I’ll try these none the less. Swamp ass is serious business.

  12. Why is this an article ? Stop hawking me crap I’m a veteran I love vets but don’t try to turn this into a flea market

  13. Just go ‘commando’ (no underwear) as the Aussies do. It really is that simple.

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