I am shocked and appalled at Return of Kings’ devotion to “shaming fatties.” I cannot remain silent. Like my big beautiful sisters, I shall be loud and proud in my defiance.
There are lots of insecure men out there with tiny penises. And they want to make big beautiful women feel unwanted and undesirable. They will go to any length to make curvy girls feel bad about their voracious appetite for cronuts and mimosas. They think nothing of vicious bullying the likes of which every big girl needs to be forewarned. I’ve assembled a list of some of their methods, so that big girls everywhere can be on the lookout. Take note.
1. Go Bike-Riding Together
Invite her to go for a ride by the beach, or along a scenic path several miles long. Already, the big girl will be on edge. The mere mention of exercise makes her sweat, and she may not even know how to ride a bicycle – her parents couldn’t afford the adamantium-reinforced frame required for her bulk.
You will tell her that at the end of the ride, you will treat her to a vast spread of culinary delights at the local Hometown Buffet. Start the date off at her place.
You must bring one thing: a pedal bicycle with a discreet electric motor. Initially, you’ll go at a reasonable speed, using the pedals alone. A mile or two in, she’s starting to tire – and that’s when you engage the motor. You’re still pedaling nonchalantly, yet now you’re racing far ahead of her.
As she beckons you to slow down, profess not to understand. “What? Look, I’m not even pedaling that fast [motions to half-hearted pedaling]. I can’t hear what you’re saying, come closer!”
She tries in vain to keep up, and her face turns fire truck red. The ice cream sundae bar at the buffet looms large in her mind, pushing her to trudge on. With about a block or two between you, you start to really book it, until she can no longer see you. Take a detour off the path and treat yourself to a Brazilian barbecue buffet for one, as your date furiously pedals for a feast wickedly stricken from her sausage-like digits.
2. Go For A Hike Together
Everyone says they like to hike, but no one does it voluntarily. Yet they’re anxious to keep that a secret – so if you invite them to go on a hike, they will be sure to say yes.
Invite the big girl of your choice on a hike. There are lots of big and willing girls to choose from, after all. Encourage her to wear her finest exercise attire. She will automatically bring trail mix (100% M&Ms, 0% fruits or nuts) and a jug of Sunny D, you don’t even need to ask her.
Put on sunblock before you see her. If you bring the sunblock along, she will make you rub her down in the parking lot, in front of all the avid lean hikers. It would take a whole jug of sunblock to canvass all her folds and crevices, and that means kissing eight bucks goodbye. Anyhow, I hear skin cancer is slimming.
Her trail snacks will induce a sugar rush for the duration of the hike. Just as you’re finishing the hike, her energy will subside. Tell her you have to use the bathroom, and gesticulate vaguely in some direction. Then, dart off to the parking lot and drive away. Hikes on hikes, baby!
3. Go Shopping Together
Your big date is such a beautiful girl that she deserves nothing but the finest finery. You will buy the outfit of her choosing – money is no object. She just needs to model it for you first, to ensure that everything fits just right.
Proceed to your local mall, to Abercrombie and Fitch. They usually have a chiseled male model standing outside, to welcome girls in – even if your date says she “hates” Abercrombie, she will be just giddy after getting a come-on from an attractive man. She strides in gladly.
While she’s picking out mounds of clothes, you’re texting your Tinder matches on your phone. As she proceeds to the dressing room, a loss protection officer accosts her, stopping her in her tracks. She is told to cease and desist, that she must return all of the clothes to the racks — if she tries them on, they will be permanently stretched and damaged. She can’t even buy them, lest she try to return them later in their expanded state.
As she bubbles with rage, you make a quiet exit and haul off to the luluLemon store one floor up for their free yoga class. As you cool down afterwards with the cutie at the counter, remember to silence your phone, as your date will be blowing it up, demanding you take her to Coldstone Creamery. Maybe you use sex and lifting to manage your stress, but she uses octuple sundaes. Meanwhile, you pair off with Miss Lulu to the one place in the mall where your original date will never set foot: the juice bar serving kale smoothies and pureed beets.
4. Take Her To The Zoo
You’re feeling a little young, and decide it’s time for a jaunt to the zoo. You tell your big girl date it will be great fun, and that you are going to play up your appearance as a big hairy Neanderthal. Tell her she should wear some sort of animal print to get in the spirit.
When you get to the zoo, drop her off at the entrance so that she won’t know where your car is parked. As you make your way in to the zoo with her and get settled with a big bucket of buttered popcorn.
It’s time for action. There will be lots of little kids milling about the zoo, and they are essential. When she’s not looking, take a few steps away. Locate a little kid nearby and point to your date, “do you know what kind of animal that is?” Kids are creative little fuckers, so they’ll come up with something apt. You follow up with, “I wonder what would happen if you tried to feed it. It’s probably hungry.” You give some of your popcorn to the kid, telling him “here, give it some of these.”
Dutifully, the kid trots over and throws popcorn at her back. She feels something lightly hitting her, as the scent of fake butter wafts through her nostrils, pleasing her.
By the end of the date, she is covered in small oil stains. You don’t want your Hyundai’s plush cloth seating smelling like sweaty hydrogenated oil. You take her to eat at the zoo and excuse yourself to “the bathroom,” aka to your chariot in the parking lot. Mmm, freedom.
5. Go Ice Skating Together
The perfect winter diversion. Locate a lake that has recently frozen over, where you and your date will have complete freedom. You start skating the perimeter, saying you want to warm up first. When you’re at opposite ends of the pond, beckon her to skate across, directly to you.
As she skates towards you, you feel the ice quivering underneath. You hear a crack, and she suddenly trips. Now she’s sloshing about in the water, trying to get back on land. You came prepared, thankfully, with a lifesaver. Actually, you brought a whole roll of them.
You carefully tread towards her, and create a trail of lifesavers and marshmallows in the ice-water, leading her back to solid ice. If you’re feeling romantic, clench a donut between your teeth as she gets to your feet. With her last ounce of energy, she grabs your hands and hoists herself up for a bite of that sweet Krispy Kreme, her feet dangling in the water below. You muster all your strength and carry her out.
She can’t decide what she’s more grateful for, you saving her or the donut. Regardless, she is now yours to lose for life. Enjoy your catch!
Big girls, I hope this brief guide has been a valuable tool in escaping exploitation at the hands of weak men.
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So you guys have your opinions and all. Is this like a website just for trolling? What’s with all the anger? because i cant figure out who gives enough of a shit about fat chicks, omega males, or anything else presented here to create a whole site about it. You don’t respond to anyone that challenges you with anything more than a fuck-off or “you must be a fat chick/omega male/feminist bitch” – take your pick. Which is fine, that’s your right as the alpha male gorilla, chest-beating idiots you are. But it’s so ridiculous I think it’s gotta be just a place for you to troll. Are you actually like 12? That’s rhetorical. By the way, I’m sure you already guessed it, but I am a 520 pound white chick with a dark mustache, slimy stinky cheese growing in my fat folds because I can’t bathe properly, hairy arms, legs, & pits because – well for obvious reasons. I’m so pathetic I let my dog lick my cunt and clean the curdled scum nestled in my fat folds while I eat cheese puffs, smoke, and look at porn of gorgeous 18 year old girls I will never look like and can never have. As a favor to you and everyone who knows me (that’s not many people) I think I will try to end my miserable existence later on tonight. No thanks necessary. I can imagine your appreciation even as I type. Thank the good lord for survival of the fittest. Oh before I die, I’d like to leave you with this idea – why not start fat camps but when us fatties get there, you shame us and over feed us and insult us while torturing our fat-asses in the most sadistic ways you can come up with. Almost like concentration camps. Instead of the gas chamber, lead us to a room promising a huge buffet, then force us to eat to death. Keep up the good work on this site, encouraging all of us disgusting low-lifes in whatever form we take to off ourselves and therein paving the way for the rise of your super breed of men and women. Better save a few of us though, just so you’ll have someone to kick around.
putting the English major to good use.
wait, you mad bro?
i cant tell what your trying to say, but rogerrabbit’s comment made me laugh almost as much as the article above. whether or not i agree or disagree.
lol, don’t be mad at me
The whole “You guys are just like the Nazis!” angle. Cool.
no, I forgot, I’m also a Nazi. My grandfather was SS and my mother got raped by a fat Nazi. And that’s why I was born. Nazi and jew hating Fattie
Cool.
wutwut
Yep, definitely Nazis. Shocked she got to the bottom of her ummm errr, input..before she got to the Nazi angle.
TL;DR
My father showed me this post and it irritated me to the point that i felt the need to reply. As a fairly attractive white female in society today i just want to say this…GO. FOR. A. RUN. No one said that you need to be stick thin. That was not the point made. We now live in a society where being obese is a social norm. Who the hell are you to tell me what is attractive or not. I speak for the world when i say this, there is nothing sexy about a 500 pound woman scarfing back a big mac in the middle of a mc donalds. I dont care who you are, what degrees you have under your over sized belt, or the fact that you adopt stray dogs and babies in your spare time. Would you like to know who dictates what’s sexy? MEN! And that’s how it should be. We have now blended the very fine line between being fat and curvy. 5″2 130 pounds….curvy. 5″2 200 pounds…fat. Whether you are an over weight man or an over weight woman it makes no difference. It’s unhealthy in general, but instead of changing what you dont like about yourself you have now turned to society and told us that we NEED to accept it. PSYCH! we dont. You can love the skin you’re in all you want, doesnt mean i need to love it for you. And for the hitler crazy who posted above me about concentration camps for fat people, we have them. It’s called a gym. You would know about them if you put down the fork and took a gander outside once in a blue. Shaming has worked for racists, homophobics, smokers, and feminist groups i’m sure it would work for fat people too. I’mnot saying someone needs to be “bullied” or “put down” every day but maybe the world needs to turn around and say “no. the fact you are 350 pounds is NOT ok!”….simply, because its not. Tax payers dollars are now going towards the 30 year old over weight man or woman who had a heart attack or have issues with cholesterol and instead of saying “buddy take a run” i’m supposed to have sympathy for you? no thank you. Also, this is a site geared towards men. Made for men by a man. No over bearing feminist should come here and post. You’re out numbered ladies, and you make most of the females sound retarded. so please stop. You’re ruining it for the rest of us.
This article must’ve hit a nerve.
Hahaha I laughed so much. “I hear skin cancer is slimming” and “adimantium reinforced bicycle” haahaha. Thank god no one forces you to go out with fat chicks. Seriously they aren’t even good for a fuck. No way I’m going to date one.
I’d rather fap at home alone than be seen in public with a fat chick.
think of it like community service.
I don’t like any community enough to torture myself that much….
You must think a lot of yourself to think you’re an entire community.
Your loss. I’m proud as heck to be seen in public with my BBW girlfriend.
You must have no self respect then, or perhaps you have excepted you can never get an attractive girl.
and karma’s gonna get your ass. what’s your point?
Actually, I have plenty of self-respect, and I HAVE an attractive girl. Further, it’s spelled accept.
Another Karma believer over here…
BBW girlfriend?
Then she’s not attractive. Except to a chubby chaser fetishist like you.
You lose.
You’re fucking stupid.
Dumbass.
Attractive only to your eyes. He’s not you, so why would he care?
HAHAHA! what a joke! Karl Lagerfield openly commented that Adele is a beauty. This from a man who owns Chanel and has seen numerous models who you would consider “attractive”. This is 21st century! Start appreciating diversity already.
Ugh. As much as i despise fat women I’d still take a fat broad any day before a Gook.
Adele is quite overweight and therefore not attractive at all.
He actually said that she has a beautiful voice but could stand to loose a few…
Good for you! I don’t care if others choose to judge people by their appearances (I’m not encouraging that either), but to force their definition of beauty down others’ throat, is just annoying and unnecessary. You are awesome, ElectricFire!!
If she’s “big” then you have a problem being attracted to that. Something wrong with you. If shes just a little thick, everybody loves that once in a while.
It is really weird you would rather fap to a boy in a movie rather than be with a fat chick in public. But who am I to judge? Lol
I’d rather be a fat chick than see you in public.
I bet you are fat. Very fat.
I am Louise 34 fat and don’t like your comment
The zoo is the best, haha. Although realistically; ice skating is the one that’s going to work.
The pic of the fattie on the bicycle cracked me up.
Ain’t no way to treat a big lady, unless you lay down some pipe at the end.
This is absolutely disgusting. You should be ashamed of these misogynistic, bigoted viewpoints you are sharing with the entire world. Although you clearly have a niche audience (which I pray to God does not consist of more than 10 people), you better believe that young people will somehow stumble upon your site and take the horrible things you are saying at face value. What’s going on here is not only awful, but also disheartening, and this is the exact kind of behavior that results in life-threatening eating disorders and mental illness. You should really think before you post.
It’s a known fact that fat chicks are probably the biggest butt of jokes for the vast majority of the dudes in both high school and the college fraternities. And we aim to keep it that way.
You know, most of us grow up eventually and leave the immaturity of high school and college behind. Sad that you haven’t.
Sadly, most of us can’t leave behind the Medicare costs and steadily climbing health insurance premiums that fatties impose on us.
Once you think about it, you’ll realize we’re doing you landwhales a SERVICE.
Everyone else will keep assuring you that yes, everything’s alright… right up till the final heart attack ends your miserable greasy existence.
I think I’ll just end my existence now. I’m fat, therefore I am worthless. You’ve all proven it to me.
“which I pray to God does not consist of more than 10 people”
500,000 people
Holy Crap Roosh! Are you serious?!
Roosh is an asshole who needs to stop bullying women. If he wants to get laid, he needs a big fat attitude makeover.
It’s shocking to you because you’ve never heard the truth before. But deep in your heart, you know it’s true. That’s what draws you to us here. We whisper those little heart-felt truths that you know, but dare never say.
You’ve been lied to, molly-coddled, pampered, and you hate it, deep down.
You want someone to come along, and take you to a new thing, a new place.
You want the discipline. You crave the discipline.
We can liberate you.
We can enable you to explode your potential.
Even ugly women can get a good man if they would lose weight and lose the attitude.
I offer savage denunciation, combined with the purity of Hope.
hi sir just wanted to let u know all the vacuums in the world suck less than your comment does. kthanksbye.
And yet you feel compelled to read the article and comments….
Your therapist (you obviously have one) might have some words for you
Wrong. I know that all of this is a lie, and that’s what draws me here: to expose your falsehoods and ignorance for what they are. You’re the ones doing the lying, and you’re part of the problem, not the solution.
Yes, the 30+ years of medical research on the effects of obesity —
ALL A BIG LIE.
@disqus_XuQLzz1Jp7:disqus I agree with you on that one. These guys need to stop trying to boost their egos by bullying women.
“…you better believe that young people will somehow stumble upon your site and take the horrible things you are saying at face value.”
One can hope.
Hope that what? That young people will accept that women are only toys for men to manipulate and abuse? This site is horible and the people that believe this. SMH
Why would anyone hope for that?
I agree. Everyone comes in different shapes and sizes and can still be healthy! The writer of this article clearly does not know anything because he is too busy being a misogynistic prick. My sister used to have an eating disorder back when she was a Freshman in high school because she thought she was ‘fat’ and so she would excessively diet, vomit, and cut herself. I think that guys like this writer need to be more considerate of others rather boost his ego by bullying women. Not a manly thing for him to do, eh?
What the fuck is with this ” fat shaming” bullshit ? This is supposed to be a self improvement site for men. There are no posts on Modafinil, Jelqing or proper use of Steroids … Instead you peasants spend a whole week writing shit about how to bully people u supposedly deem inferior. What is this Jezebel , Xojane ? Call me a white knight but fat girls are people too ! Irresponsible and unfuckable ? Yes ! But humans with feelings who deserve a baseline level of humane treatment nonetheless. If a fat bitch disrespects you by all means rip her apart . But dedicating a whole week towards articles to shame fat women really exposes all the bitterness you phaggots harbor !
PS: This article is pathetic Omegauel Goldstein ! Your humor sucks despite trying so hard to be funny.
LibertarianBootyHunter, obesity is a growing issue in this country. Women are getting fatter all over the world. So I’m with you brother, we need to quit shaming them because they will soon be the majority. We can’t hate on the majority of women, it ain’t right. These men need to learn to go with the flow and love BBWs like I do, they need to learn that 175 pounds is the new 125 pounds, and readjust their taste accordingly as women get bigger.
As women get bigger, our game has to get bigger too.
Jesus, spartacuz, you got some serious issues.
Go spend that grand you were going to toss at Roosh on a shrink
So opposing your juvenile mindset makes me mentally unstable ? Smh …
you can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who
can do nothing for him ! By that metric you brahs who believe in “fat
shaming” are degenerates.
Another thing … how about fat guys
?? In the manosphere we have “Men” like Matt Forney ; fat, bald,
unhygienic , unaesthetic non-lifters with 0 style engaging in “fat
shaming”
Why is no one shaming him ?
Check out that thread on the forum where you offered to pay Roosh a grand to unban a handle on an anonymous forum. We all recognize you have mental issues.
Don’t you have better things to do: like shoot up steroids or soak your dick in nicotine so you can avoid having to learn actual game?
Says the guy who’s never posted a single Datasheet or started a thread in the Game or Lifestyles sections ! Get your test levels checked your fucking pussy !
All you do on the forum is write gay ass posts overanalyzing a movie , book or societal trend and diagnosing everything as Narcissim.
Guess what ? You are the biggest narcissist ever ! Why the fuck would you write those painfully long ass & carefully edited posts ? To help the community ?
Fuck NO ! You’re a rep point whore … doing it in order gain rep pints, recognition and attention from a board of anonymous brahs on the internet. Attention you will never get in real life !
Think you’re tough ? Show me your credentials !! PM me pics of your upper body ( front and back ) , sideview of unflexed arms, quads, calves , jawline ( so i can analyze your facial aesthetics), and a screenshot of your savings account. Oh and a closed pic showing your day to day style. I shall do the same and then we can talk ! I’m done with this convo !!
Ahhh, isn’t that cute?
The loser “LibertarianBountyHunter”, who’s been banned from multiple Internet boards, wants some photos for jerk-off material.
Just google for “gay porn” and save yourself the trouble, big boy.
Take a woman who’s a mere 50 pounds over weight and could lose it all in a mere 3 months. Now, set the unattractive Matt Forney to shaming her or this tall, 6 foot 7 inches fit and attractive guy below to praising her, and tell me, will she be more motivated to lose or gain weight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHQtCIb9ueE
you’re talking to actual virgins who are pretending to be lady killers, this’s what pua’s came too ,, shaking my head,,,
shut your yap, you feminist troll who doesn’t even know how to use quotation marks correctly
Shut /yours/! Honestly, you’re a big dumbass, aren’t you? Women are people. They have feelings.
If you guys all chose to think that women in fact /don’t/ why don’t you just all become gay so we can watch you kill yourselves.
You call yourself a Libertarian, but don’t seem to understand that society exists only because the members within it can be critical of others without fear of reprisal.
“Return Of Kings is a blog for heterosexual, masculine men. It’s meant for a small but vocal collection of men in America today who believe men should be masculine and women should be feminine.”
“A woman’s value is mainly determined by her fertility and beauty.”
“Elimination of traditional gender roles and the promotion of unlimited mating choice in women unleashes their promiscuity and other negative behaviors that block family formation.”
Those are all statements from the About page (top right of the screen on RoK), and they are all germane to the concept of fat shaming. Part of RoK’s mission is to discuss the ways in which today’s women (due in part to the legacy of feminism) fall short of time-honored feminine ideals (like not being an insufferable warpig).
So you can whine all you like, but it’s not like articles like this have no business being here. They are exactly the sort of discussions that RoK exist to facilitate.
Also. If you’re so upset about the lack of, for instance, good steroid articles on this site, then here’s an idea: write one up and submit it. Not so difficult, eh? Less bitching, more positive action. Now there’s a spirit of self-improvement for you!
But the sad truth is, with things like this, this site is not promoting women being feminine. This site is OPPOSING women being feminine. Fat shaming week is the very definition of being opposed to femininity.
This site should say: Return of Kings is meant for a small but vocal collection of men in America today, who believe men should be masculine and women should be too.
You’ll have to explain what you mean.
Obesity annihilates the female form, which makes a woman look less feminine. And fat acceptance as an ideological movement makes a woman think and act less feminine.It transforms her from a potentially pleasant companion into a combative, shrill self-promoter. You WILL find me attractive, GODDAMNIT!
Part of being feminine has always been comporting yourself in such a way that you gain the attention of quality males. Hence the connotations of delicacy and beauty, even smallness, that accompany the word “feminine.” You’ll notice connotations of mammoth size and assertiveness are conspicuously absent.
Fat shaming promotes femininity; it doesn’t oppose it. It may oppose females, but a bunch of females becoming obese no more makes obesity feminine than a bunch of males posting selfies to Facebook makes posting selfies masculine.
No, obesity enhances the female form and makes a woman look more feminine. Women are supposed to be fat because their bodies are designed for childbirth. Men are supposed to be thin and toned because our bodies are not designed for childbirth.
Fat acceptance allows a woman to both think and act more feminine. When women are pressured into being thinner, their femininity takes a hit. Thus, fat shaming opposes femininity, it doesn’t promote it.
Your “knowledge” is wrong. Obesity also isn’t an epidemic. You can’t get obesity from anyone else. And actually, yes, evolution WAS selecting for larger cavewomen. The obsession with women being thin is what’s a recent phenomenon. It used to be that the obsession was with women being fat, because having a fat wife was associated with being a good provider. If your wife was thin, it said you weren’t very successful.
I can’t see any of my posts. Have I posted like the same thing twenty times? Disqus is fucking up.
The fact remains, though, that ElectricFire is a moron.
And that’s just as fictional as the rest of your posts.
” Women are supposed to be fat because their bodies are designed for childbirth. Men are supposed to be thin and toned because our bodies are not designed for childbirth.”
Actually, retard, it is very unhealthy for a woman to be obese when she is pregnant. It causes all kinds of problems for the mother and child. Fact is: Yes, there was a time in history when fat was fashionable. That doesn’t make it healthy. As humans evolved they had to rely on manual labor to survive. Can you imagine some fat-assed dude trying to chase after food, the food that was very hard to come by.
Women were never supposed to be fat. Yes, the ideal female form has a slightly higher amount of fat percentage than a mans. Women have tits and their hips are larger for child bearing. So, yeah, shut up. I hate you.
How can you say that fat it feminine? Fat is ugly. Anything extreme is ugly. Women that are too thin are ugly.
Hi. Um I feel i need to correct this response from a woman’s point of view. I was fat once 5’5 150lb and when I was ashamed of my form I wore baggy clothes to hide my shame and stayed inside so I wouldn’t be hurt by people. Not very feminine. I started to date a friend of my brothers he’s a um belly floper and he liked me the way I was. When I started liking me too I started taking care of myself more. Lost 30 lbs and I’m not so chubby anymore. So maybe making those fat girls feel bad isn’t the way to make them see their worth the effort it takes to be thin….?
If I wanted a woman’s point of view, I would go read Huffington Post.
In a sense, fat is feminine but it cannot be in excess. But yes, women need to have more body fat than men because their bodies are meant for childbirth. I mean fatter girls, in general tend to have a more feminine body shape. Some thin girls look like they’re built like early adolescent boys because they lack hips, have the same chest and hip circumference, and a big waist in comparison to their hips.
Damn, in what year do you think we live? A woman can be whatever she wants, her value isn’t determined by her capacity to have kids of her appearance! I hate gender roles and I think a father should assume some tasks in the kid’s development, the house cleaning and the cooking. Women can also accomplish ancient “men’s taks”. My family is like this and I love it, it makes the father more present for the kid, the mother more equal. I can’t even understand how people can think that women are here only to be pretty and pregnant. YOU ARE THE ONES WHO WOULD BE ASHAMED.
A fuckin’ men.
Trying to normalize this gluttony and “accept” it is wrong! We have a titanic size healthcare crisis looming due to overeating. A recent RoK article pointed out that in circus freak shows in the first half of the 20th century, the “fat lady” looks like most of the whales waddling around today.
Best Article….EVER.
making the fish bicycle… i c wat u did there
Ya! Ask that fat skank on a date, that’ll show her! Spend all your moneys on that bitch by taking her shopping, buying her tickets to fancy places, and paying for carb filled, deep fried foods! That’ll show them fat chicks to stop being such fat chicks! After reviewing this list, it almost makes me want to done a fat suit or gain a bunch of weight asap just to get free shit and spend an afternoon making fun of some kooky dude who thinks perfectly okay to judge women’s bodies.
You mad bro? Apparently I punched someone’s man-tit too hard and my comment got deleted 🙁
ROK’s resident degenerate Jew tells the gentile women not to be fat. Shouldn’t you stick with your tribe’s women?
I think it’s a 1984 reference.
nice bigotry, feminist.
Hahaha, who needs fatties anyway? Some people actually have standards. You rotund people are a blight on our society.
Great article.
Good writing and humor…
As far as fat shaming, everyone knows that being obese is wrong and bad. There is no way around it and no reason why people would not dare speak about it.
Shame should be on the side of those who do are fat (illness caused obesity apart) or enable it rather than those who battle it and upfront it.
> being obese is wrong
You can’t be serious.
I’m sorry, but are you (and all of your readers) a virgin? You can not get a woman (or an animal, anything other than your hand) to fuck you, so you resort to hate speech? Oh boy.
Basic shaming may work on fat chicks, but using it here on RoK readers isn’t going to work, find better.
You keep deleting my comments virgin boys.
Virgin shame language, lolz.
Probably cause they aren’t worth reading, fatass.
“100% M%M’s trail mix”.
Can’t stop crying from laughter, lolz.
“her parents couldn’t afford the adamantium-reinforced frame required for her bulk.”
Adamantium, hahaha. Nice one.
Who do you boys think you’re fooling…? Men who are actually studly, masculine, successful, and big-dicked don’t sit around on the internet all day posting hateful bullshit. They have friends, and they can actually attract women! They’re too busy living their lives to be cooped up on a computer. Lol #FAIL
And they still agree with the article.
Not really. People who are secure with themselves might not want to date a fat person, of course, but they are not the kind of people who take pleasure in shaming others.
It’s very simple: if you’re secure, you date the people you like and you give zero fucks about the size of the people you don’t date.
Your purple plastic strap-op doesn’t count as an actual 12″ dick, sweetie.
I agree with you, man.
If you need an electric bicycle to keep ahead because you’re so insecure about a ‘fat chick’ keeping up with you, obviously you’re very out of shape. Also, ‘fat chicks’ are way out of your league. the heroine addicted prostitute that lives in the thrift store dumpster is out of your league.
Why are the writers on this site so obsessed with ‘fat girls’? You guys need to get on with your lives and stop spending so much time criticizing other people who probably couldn’t give a shit about your opinion anyway.
Ummm, judging by the number of butthurt comments to this article, the fatties apparently do give a shit about the opinions here.
Do I have friends who are bigger? Absolutely. Does that mean that I treat them like crap? Of course not. But at the end of the day, would I date a fat person? No. It sounds horrible but it’s the way that most fit/skinnier people feel. And even though this website tells it in a rather crude way, it doesn’t change that fact that people who are fit would not be attracted to a bigger person.
– 2 cents coming from a size zero girl.
A female commenter who’s not butthurt and accusing all the authors and readership of this blog that they have small penises™, can’t find a date®, and are insecure©?
What a rarity!
Emmanuel Goldstein, as in the novel 1984? and the junior anti-sex league, two minutes of hate? what a brilliant pseudonym! great article.
i’VE GOT A BETTER article idea:
1 Step to avoid having to deal with fat sluts: Don’t date them.
I would never date someone fat but I have no problems with fat people. That said, it’s obvious the writers of this article were either bullied by a fat girl as a kid, were turned down by a fat girl, or are secretly fat fetishists like most homophobes are gay. You spend an awful lot of time thinking & writing about fat people that it’s disturbing. You all might want to see a doc to work this out bc you all are overly obsessed about fat people. It’s kind of funny considering the tone of your articles.
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Oh I’m so sorry, I wanted you to waste your time like you did to me.
See you in hell.
Vous méritez tous de crever bande de connards tous autant que vous êtes, c’est vous qui méritez la mort pour poster des choses aussi outrageantes.
Cet article est évidemment ridicule, mais la pratique de guillotine ceux qui disent des choses que nous n’aimons pas est plus répandue.
How can people get PLEASURE to openly humiliate women because of their appearance??? I thought we were above that but you all little fuckers are too stupids to understand. Have you ever been fat? Do you know how easy it is to gain weight and how difficult it is to lose it? No, I guess no. Can you imagine how terrible it can be for those girls to be encouraged to think that they should be ashamed of something that they have only little control on it? You want more girls in hospitals because they fucking stop eating because of you?? HOW CAN YOU BE SO DAMN SUTPID??? Don’t you see that being fat is most of the time already difficult for those girls? Don’t you think that maybe the best way to help them is to encourage their confidence instead of destroying it? If I see any of you little shits I’ll beat you so hard that you’ll forget who you are when you’ll wake up. And this is all you deserve for destroying those girl’s lives.
Finally, why only women should be ashamed of their weight? Fat men aren’t disturbing? You aren’t only stupids, you are sexist. Which makes me even more upset.
How many fat men have you had sex with recently? Please, inquiring minds want to know.
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You are a gift to comedy that just keeps giving!
I just had to upvote this.
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I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breath!
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Wait. You’re serious?
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Quiddit! I’m gonna suffocate. Stop for a minute and let me breath!
If you hate fat girls, why would you take one on a date?
It’s called “taking one for the team”. But a woman wouldn’t understand that.
i can’t believe ignorant, stupid and evil (yes EVIL) people like you still exist. i am really surprised and upset righ now
I felt the need to comment on this. I myself am overweight, fuck it, im obese. Im about 6 stone above my ideal weight. I used to be thin at 8 and a half stone. I will never in my life understand people who judge someone on their body size and assume that we have no feelings like we’re some sort of otherwordly being. We do have feelings. I, personally, wouldnt date any man that thinks this way and if they treated me like dirt, after i lose the weight, i wouldnt go near them, ive got a nice list of men so far that will probably chase after me when the weight goes but they’ll be getting told to fuck off. I understand fat is not what we’re attracted to but going out you’re way to be a cunt to someone because you dont deem them attractive is retarded and moronic. Being fat is never ideal, people may find it gross, unnatractive and i would simply tell you, just dont date bigger folk. If a man likes a woman that is bigger, that is his personal preference. I dont personally like being fat, im fitter thanks to my line of work but i dont like the weight, its annoying. Unfortunately for folk like me is that there are fat people out there who just dont give a shit and happily stuff their face in public, who go around not washing etc.. and then we’re all labelled as fat and disgusting. Its ridiculous, its annoying and its pathetic. It shows how much depth there is to the average man out there. I’ll say this though, bash fat women all you like but when they lose weight and look fantastic, you wont be getting them.Ive known around 5 women so far who have lost weight and my god do they look good! Ive already lost over a stone myself.Those who are bigger and then lose are far more likely to be fit, there are plenty of skinny girls out there with saggy skin or no muscle tone because they dont work out and even more that have no clue about dieting, thus, when they hit a certain age they will not know how to stop the weight piling on. Im bigger than a lot and i know how and what to eat, how many calories, sat fats etc are in things and i exercise more than a lot of girls that are smaller than me. I suppose im sitting here in a way justifying my own situation and those who are close to me but i just think this kind of attitude is reminicent of the stone age, grouping people all together, judging them and slagging them off like they’re lower than an animal,jesus christ guys, grow up.
“I suppose im sitting here in a way justifying my own situation and those who are close to me”
Yes, you are. And that’s all it is. You could have burned roughly twice the calories had you spent that time venting your (sizeable) spleen on an exercise bike.
Just lower your expectations. You’ll find a man.
Some people can have quite a bit of body fat and still be healthy…in addition to that some very curvy girls I know are the ones who run miles every day in cross country and are awesome on the team.
Why is the protagonist of this uplifting tale going out with her in the first place?
I appreciate that all of these pictures with fat people on them doing things are of them actually, you know, successfully doing those things. Try harder to be a fat-phobic piece of shit next time.
You guys have already said it but I died when reading this, Rather cum to my left hand than try to find the wet spot on one of these whales!
Date a fat chick. They’re insecure, eager to please and easy to manipulate. You can get them to do ur laundry, pluck them on your terms and then make them believe you “love” them. While you “date” them, you can date a good looking girl out in the open. Because they’re so insecure and desperate, they won’t complain about how poorly you treat them.
He has probably never been on date in his life.
We fatties eat a lot hence we poop a lot. Click her to see how us fatties wipe our butts!
For more info, see Nigel’s Big Game blog. http://nigelbiggame.com/ . You’ll be glad you did.
Reading this article single handedly improved my day.
how fat is “fat?” a few extra pounds on a guy or girl is not bad. but if someone is obese that is gross because it is really unhealthy and every time i see an obese person i think “unhealthy.” there is nothing attractive whatsoever about diabetes or high blood pressure or the other myriad of sicknesses associated with obesity. not just that, but why be obese when your physical body is one of the few weapons humans have. we have three: spiritual, mental and physical. survival of the fittest. obese people should literally not technically exist in nature. also, obese people are lazy! and mean to attractive people. i can’t count how many times i’ve seen some fat girl give me filthy looks because i care about my appearance.
tl;dr a few extra pounds = ok but obese = not okay.
I may be a fat chick, but I can still kick you in the chest.
…and have a heart attack right afterwards.
Nope, afterwards I punch you in the throat.
That is not a punch, that is a bit of gas escaping from your yeasty, sweaty folds.
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Albeit it does feel like a punch.
Sounds like this one might contemplate crushing you to death by simply sitting on you.
No, really.
Darling, insofar as anyone has a problem with their throat, I believe that’s you, and it’s a problem of yours admitting too much rather than mine admitting too little.
Wow. With your level of charm I’m not surprised you outweigh me by a hundred pounds and still live in your mom’s basement.
Then you clearly are a hypocrite, since you pretend to be happy with your obesity but ridicule men who are overweight. Try harder, my little butterball. You might actually burn some calories that way.
Only really insecure people resort to violent threats.
Also, I don’t think you can raise your foot high enough to hit me in the chest. In any case, I can run faster than you so you lose lol
You either need to step on people to raise yourself up or you don’t.
As satire, this is great. Bad people should not be lovers of selves, and fat is bad.
But why would one date a fat slut – ever – even for laughs?
What about doing an asshole-shaming week ? You will fit perfectly in this theme…
The only reason to have sex with a fatty is when you are on a dry-spell. But it’s not that you are going to parade her for the whole world to be seen. A fat chick walking next to you lowers your status.
This has to be the funniest post on ROK. I don’t mind a fat girl, she just has to meet a few requirements; Big tits, round ass, pretty face and knows how to cook. The rest is irrelevant, I’ll train her.
Not all that funny. Then I got to #5 and dropped my phone I was laughing so hard! You’re lucky I buy a high quality screen protector! 🙂