Top 5 Nightlife For Gothenburg, Sweden

Nightlife in Gothenburg can be hit or miss depending on when you go out and how the weather is. When I was there, on one Friday night there were more people in the Burger King on a popular square than in the club across the street. So I just stood in front of the Burger King.

You’re generally going to find a good spot on Friday and Saturday nights, but for pickup you’ll have to head to the clubs because there are surprisingly few American-style bars where people aren’t seated. There are two things to keep in mind:

  • Some of the higher end clubs feature very beautiful Swedish girls, but isolation borders on impossible. A girl’s friends won’t let you mack in peace, especially once you move up in attractiveness.
  • Get ready for some outrageous cover charges. Going early may help, but brace yourself for $20 entry fees at places that don’t call for it.

And now here’s my top five:

5. Locatelli Bar. It feels like a Fellini film with its assembly of strange, self-important characters. On Tuesdays and Wednesdays there may be a strong crowd at around 11pm.

4. Calor. This is a grimey bar that features thirsty African guys and the Swedish girls who love them. If you’re a black guy, you may want to pop in. What’s interesting about the Swedish girls here is that many of them dressed in slutty clothing. You knew they were looking for that big D.

3. Sticky Fingers. A rock bar that attracts a low level of talent. Nonetheless, the logistics make it the best “pickup” spot in Gothenburg. Girls are friendly and guys are clueless. I got my flag here.

2. Excet. Huge club with a large amount of young talent. It’s actually a pretty fun spot with various rooms and also a huge outdoor terrace. It was a bit intimidating to conquer solo and even after several hours I had nothing to show for my efforts. Your best bet here is to go for the foreign girls in pairs since they were the most receptive. The cockblock here was pretty much automatic for me.

1. Yaki Da. International club that may be the only place that has people early in the week. At first I was kind of annoyed that there were so many foreigners (both guys and girls), but this is actually an advantage because the Swedish girls here want the multicultural penis. I met a drunk Swedish girl who insisted that we kiss but only if my lips were completely dry. That wasn’t strange at all. One more note I can make about Sweden is that there is absolutely no discrimination against minorities. It’s like the diversity ideal.

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21 thoughts on “Top 5 Nightlife For Gothenburg, Sweden”

  1. is that excet picture representative of the kind of talent to be found in there? because i’m shocked how fat faced and ugly they look

    1. Yes the three images are representative of the typical girl you’ll find in Gothenburg.
      Note that even in the last picture with the two moon-faced chicks, you’ll still need value to bang them.

  2. Hanging around a Burger King on a Friday night in Gothenburg. Even the most accomplished guys among us sometimes have to eat the bitter to get to the sweet.

  3. I see only two images because I get the impression that the image you use on the header before the article (and throughout your blog) are professional shots. Nonetheless thanks for providing them, and I’ll pass on Sweden.

  4. no discrimination to minorities, watch the indians arabs asians latinos and africans come right in ..YAY
    any particular venues that work in other races favour instead of just the africans at calor?
    or is vaki da the only one?

  5. This review is complete bullshit. Bordering on disinformation.
    I live in Gothenburg you didn’t get anything right except the part about Sticky Fingers, which is really just a random rock bar. And that’s in the Top 5? If this review is so clueless, how are the other reviews for the rest of the world that your audience relies on?

    1. Translation: “I’m a feminist who vehemently disagrees with most of what you said, but I’m neither going to say why nor give one piece of information which can help visitors to Gothenburg.”
      I look forward to your follow-up comment, which will contain absolutely no suggestions, venues, or advice.

      1. If you were interested in advice, why didn’t you get some before you wrote your “guide”?
        For other strugglers out there who actually have to visit this website in order to figure out how to get laid, here’s some better suggestions for you:
        1. Push (Images:
        2. Lounge(s) (Images:
        3. Peacock (Images:
        4. Yaki-Da (Images:
        Note: Your guide is totally misrepresentative on this entry, it’s far from as bad as you describe it, actually one of the nicer places. Just go to the website above and look up the evidence yourself.)
        5. Park Lane
        Summertime suggestions:
        * Port Du Soleil (
        * Locatelli
        * M2 Backyard
        + others

        1. Haha, you tricked me into dropping data?
          Wow, the skills of your mentalist bullshit are astounding. I understand why people will flock from all around the world to hear you talk out of your ass.
          The reason I gave you the links were to a) Show you that you are wrong and b) Show the readers what a pile of worthless junk your city guides are.
          Now have a nice day, looking forward to see what new cognitive dissonances you can come up with in your next reply.

      2. Wow, druxqks, you’re so amazing.
        How incredible your knowledge of the nightlife is after the months or even years you’ve spent there — while Roosh was able to give a decent overview after just a week or two in the city.
        And I’m sure you were just cleaning up all over the town, eh

  6. From what I gathered when we met Roosh you never visited Lounge(s), Park Lane, or Push. It’s too bad because as a local I consider those to be best clubs in town. With the exception of Excet and maybe Yaki-da I wouldn’t set foot in the rest of the clubs you mention.
    Anyone that wants to form their own opinion of the average female club goer can check out

  7. I was in Park Lane and some other club, full of stairs and different rooms, it felt like a maze.
    Strangely enough Park Lane had nice girls, but also some asian hookers.

  8. I am traveling to Sweden in June. I will be in Stockholm. I see this blog post is about another city but can someone provide info about some decent nightlife venues for Stockholm? I hear all this hype about girls in Stockholm being very hot, but all I want is objective opinion and what should I expect realistically when I get there? Is day game better than clubs/bars?

  9. My question is where are the party people in this city that don’t just drink alchohol and try to look pretty?? Where the lively fun ppl at??

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