10 Words And Phrases Girls Habitually Use That Prove They Are Mindless Robots

Have you ever noticed that most liberal Western women utilize the following 10 words and phrases as the mainstays of their vocabulary? They utter these words and phrases in the exact same ways, using the exact same vocal inflections:

1. Amazing


(Spoken as, uh-MAYYYYY-zing)

2. Oh my god

Oh My God

(Spoken as, OHHHHH my god or OH. MY. GOD.)

3. So good

So Good

(Spoken as, SOOOOO good, or SO. GOOD. – as in, “That chocolate dildo tasted – SO. GOOD. – right after I banged myself with it.”)

4. Thank you

Thank You

(Spoken as, THANG-cue, or THANG-kuh yoooo-WUH)

5. Like


(Typically utilized in conjunction with the other four words above, such as in the following sentence, “OH. MY. GOD. – like, that orgasm was…SO. GOOD. It was uh-MAYYYYY-zing! THANG-cue.”)

6. Really


(Spoken as, REEEEE-lee, and typically utilized in conjunction with the other five words and phrases above, such as in the following sentence, “OH. MY. GOD. – like, that orgasm was…SO. GOOD. It REEEEE-lee was uh-MAYYYYY-zing! THANG-cue.”)

7. Right


(Spoken as, righ-EET?, and typically utilized in conjunction with the other six words and phrases above, such as in the following sentence, “OH. MY. GOD. – like, that orgasm was…SO. GOOD. It REEEEE-lee was uh-MAYYYYY-zing! Righ-EET? THANG-cue.”)

8. Cute


(Spoken as, CUE-wut, or KEE-ute, and utilized in conjunction with the other seven words and phrases above, such as in the following sentence, “OH. MY. GOD. You’re so CUE-wut. Like, that orgasm was…SO. GOOD. It REEEEE-lee was uh-MAYYYYY-zing! Righ-EET? THANG-cue.”)

(Thanks to ROK reader Andrew, who pointed out that I had forgotten to include No. 8 above, in my original list of words and phrases.)

9. Awesome


(Spoken as, AWE-sum, and utilized in conjunction with the other eight words and phrases above, such as in the following sentence, “OH. MY. GOD. You’re so CUE-wut.  You’re so AWE-sum! Like, that orgasm was…SO. GOOD. It REEEEE-lee was uh-MAYYYYY-zing! Righ-EET? THANG-cue.”)

10. No


(Spoken as, NO-wuh, and typically utilized separately from the other nine words and phrases above; such as in the following, extremely common man/woman exchange – Man: “Did you get banged last night while you were supposedly visiting your sister, Sunshine?” Woman, pouting: “NO-wuh.”)

The 10 words and phrases above are often utilized whenever a woman is trying to deflect attention away from her sexual shenanigans. By strategically utilizing them at critical junctures, she maintains an innocent, teenage-girl vibe, while pretending to be really into you—above all other men.

This greatly appeals to your nurturing, protective side, not to mention your ego, and might allow her to distract you from the curious matter that exhibited itself only a few moments earlier.


She will often bust out the above words and phrases if she suddenly exhibits new physical skills that she didn’t used to possess, such as snapping a bath towel, or being able to play a brand-new type of card game, which are overt signs that she is a cheating slut who has picked up new tricks from some random dipstick she has been banging on the side.

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These robotic, mindless, incessantly jabbering sluts are as common as crotch crickets and are literally everywhere, and you can quickly replace one with another, just by going down to the corner bar and telling some other vacuous broad that your great-uncle left you $10 million dollars which you will be collecting in 12 short weeks.

At which point, your newest bimbo-of-the-week will utter the same 10 words and phrases listed above, while simultaneously complimenting you on your good looks, your sense of style, your incredible scent, and your great sense of humor, shortly before whisking you off to her place.

Like, amazing!

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211 thoughts on “10 Words And Phrases Girls Habitually Use That Prove They Are Mindless Robots”

  1. As a long time reader, and contributor to ROK, it’s safe to say that this is a brutal, clearly women-hating article. You couldn’t make it anymore obvious that you’ve been burned by those with “innocent, teenage girl vibes.” Pathetic shit.

  2. The T.V. show Archer had an entire episode making fun of girls that constantly say “Amaziiiiiinnnnggg.”

  3. Blaming everything no matter what on the so called “patriarchy” is also a popular annoyance.
    Also so is blaming everything, no matter what, on “sexual harassment” has become all too popular and annoying.

    1. Disagreeing, arguing, or having a conversation that isn’t going her way is sexual harrassment now

      1. So is any type of real dissent. Disagree with a feminist especially at work or school and find yourself facing a false sexual harassment claim too.

  4. The title of this article reminded me of when my mother received a whatsapp voice message from my sister while I was in the room. Later that day I passed our local cinema and I heard a girl recording a voice message. It sounded exactly the same. Same tonality. Same useless words used (mega, geil, echt, krass – german here). Just the topic was different of course.
    If you have seen one of em you have seen em all.

  5. I guess I don’t really understand the purpose of this piece.
    Girls are vapid. Yes, I’m sure all of us know that. Women, along with men, and cultures in general, affect similar traits, particularly vocal ones.

    1. I guess I don’t really understand the purpose of this piece.
      It fills space that otherwise would have gone empty?

        1. Hmm. You would probably have to decide on the timeline of a particular individual to make any certain statements.
          But I will just go and assume that most readers do not get any notifications, like me, but instead keep coming back here every now and then.
          There are days when I check by very often and after two or three times of clicking at the same article, I usually get bored and just close the site. In that case, you would be right.
          Other days, I just look once and click on the top article. In this case, it would not matter at all.
          Hence, this would likely depend on the frequency of the reader’s calls to this site.
          But then, from a more metaphysical perspective, time can never go empty. If the time is not filled with reading an article, it will inevitably be filled with something else – even if that’s sitting around bored to death.

  6. Nice. I remember talking about this “girl-speak” dictionary in the comments section. But you forgot the big one:

    1. Crap! I recall you pointing that out at the time. Forgot to add that one, my bad. Make that 11 words and phrases…

        1. Yep. Man this is leading to another installment in the series…nah, I’m not writing about these robots’ catch phrases in another article. I felt dirty after writing the first one. “Ewwwwww.”

    2. That one is really annoying. I don’t where it manifested from originally, but it’s dumb as fuck.

      1. Keep telling yourself that when your batteries die sitting on the shelf, if it makes you feel better.

        1. The strong lifting up the weak in action.
          Only that there is some kind of logarithm involved, in that the lower IQ points basically need more energy to be generated than the higher ones. In other words, when the 10 IQ points from your 130 IQ are substracted, the energy will merely be enough to add 0.1 IQ to the recipient’s 80ish IQ.
          Also, there is friction and thus a certain amount of the IQ gets converted into heat. Experts believe that loss of IQ is one of the major contributors to global warming.

  7. Its not the words they use that annoy me that much but the intonation of the voice, that “Valley Girls” kinda voice..horrid

    1. That voice intonation is commonly called “vocal fry”, and is characterized or accompanied by the lengthening and gradual fading of wooooorrrrrds at the end of a sente-e-e-e-e-e-n-n-n-n-ce.

  8. What about the requisite trifecta of douchebag, awkward, and creeper they spew ad nauseam?

      1. I took it as such also-they want the cock and then are looking for a bit of rump pumping also.

    1. You know, the funny thing is: From all the guys I ever had on Facebook, the ones who relied most on emojis and emotional bonding language were the ripped dudes from the martial arts gym.
      Used to think of it as girly, but I guess it’s simply unashamed male bonding.

      1. I use that shit all the time. Mostly to taunt friends who I plan to spar with later. Only use it with ladies who’ve already been with.

  9. You forgot “literally”. Every tard girl…and guys too say this shit LITERALLY all the time.
    I used to get extremely angry seeing how vapid women are. Now I accept it and I don’t hate them for it. Why?
    Because I know we are not equals..
    Guys tend to hold women to the same kind of logic standards as they would other men. This simply isn’t true and guys who still do this need to get rid of that cognitive dissonance.
    Now I know we have to pretend virtually everywhere that they are just as capable in every way. I just use those social norms to instill my own brand of subtle mockery which unfortunately goes right over most of the lemming’s heads.
    The only way to stay sane is to make entertainment out the idiocy.

        1. <<e:u. ★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★:::::::!!bx891a:….,….

        2. Like, jezebel has taken over the comments section! Girls rooool! Lolz. But seriously. This site. I can’t even. It’s the current year. I’m so over this.

        3. <<n:u. ★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★✫★★:::::::!!bz564a:….,.

      1. The Hitler/Nazi clichè to call anybody and anything that doesn’t see the world their way has been tired and played out since 1945.
        And I doubt any of them would even get the reference.

      2. Case concluded: Idiot: How can he be literally Hitler. Remember only Hitler can “be literally Hitler”.

      3. Hitler resisted Judaism. That made him a bad boy …..
        What was Hitler’s Unforgivable Sin?
        by J. B. Campbell
        Hitler resisted Judaism. When you’re a little kid in school or at the movies, resisting Judaism can be made to seem a very wicked thing. As an adult, you can be made to think that to resist Judaism is the very worst, the most dangerous thing. When you see what has happened to people who have resisted Judaism, well – you certainly don’t want that to happen to you.
        Adolf Hitler was, is and will always be the most dangerous character in history due to his resistance against Judaism combined with his eloquence in explaining why Judaism must be resisted. Some of us “Jew-fighters” have a personal motto, delenda est judaica, or Judaism must be destroyed. Or, Defense Against Jewish Aggression. When we have studied the history of whatever period you care to name, or just looked at the news, true humans react with the natural urge to remove this cancer from society. The most astonishing example of the Jewish mentality was last year’s murderous assault against the humanitarians attempting to bring food, medicine and building materials to the people of Gaza. Jewish ways are repellant to the human mind and are not examined overmuch for that reason.
        Judaism can be simply described as very bad behavior.
        Hitler never attempted to destroy Judaism but rather to isolate it and perhaps remove its adherents from Europe. This followed attempts to train Jews to be productive human beings in places such as Dachau and Theresienstadt. As Evelyn Kaye writes in The Hole in the Sheet, orthodox Jews do not work. They are allergic to work, preferring instead to occupy themselves by reading the Talmud and arguing endlessly with other Jews about what they read. So this is a big problem with Jews, their refusal to work and produce something that is not based on ripping off and confounding their victims.
        Hitler’s attempt to re-train Jews, which didn’t work, and then to remove Jews from Europe was a work in progress. Since the Khazars had infiltrated Europe from the east, his plan for relocation was to put them back in the Pale whence they came. This scheme depended upon the success of Operation Barbarossa, the great assault against the Soviet Union which was always the ultimate and stated objective of the National Socialists. Communism had to be destroyed so that Judaism could be re-confined to its traditional home in the Pale of Settlement. Hitler’s basic plan for Jews was somehow to confine and isolate them in a place in which they could be prevented from doing humanity more harm. This is a very difficult thing to do because there are so many aspects to Judaism, the most dangerous of which is banking, which is the main point of this piece.
        Because now I’m seeing that the main purpose of keeping alive the Holocaust is to protect Jewish banking practices.”
        Continued at Veterans Today

        1. I find it amusing how Hitler gets the nod for worst person of all time over folks like Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, and The Japanese Royalty/Admiralty.
          Hitler might as well have been a boyscout,

        2. “I find it amusing how Hitler gets the nod for worst person of all time
          over folks like Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, and The Japanese
          You forgot Planned Parenthood.

        3. “According to WHO, every year in the world there are an estimated 40-50 million abortions. This corresponds to approximately 125,000 abortions per day.”
          Yep. You’re right.

        4. Adolf Hitler modeled a fair amount from the US. Eugenics as you mention but also Abe Lincoln, what was done to and with native americans, etc.

        5. Hitler took the poorest nation in Europe and in three years made it the wealthiest, with no gold and only 10% military GDP. He eradicated unemployment and crime. Birth records were set with child family subsidies. He outlawed abortion and pornography and lowered the age to own guns to 18. Vacations were introduced and made mandatory. Germany was by all accounts the greatest and happiest nation during the decade of the 1930s. The richest sent their children overseas to be educated there and they witnessed this social and economic miracle. 2500 new Catholic and Lutheran churches were built.
          Joo bankers, Marxists, atheists and Freemasons were thrown out of banking and were jailed, hence the attacks on his character

        6. The Nazi salute itself was modeled from the US. That’s how we used to salute our flag.

        7. I almost miss the time when i knew Hitler was the worst person in the history of the world.
          but those days have passed….then there is this:
          “According to WHO, every year in the world there are an estimated 40-50 million abortions. This corresponds to approximately 125,000 abortions per day.”
          but like that is totally oppressing a womans rights to her body which you worthless white man had nothing to do with that thing growing inside of me which is part of my own body and not a it’s own life form.
          all i know is your cold hard facts have triggered me.

        8. Actually that comes from the Roman salute of ancient Rome.
          Technically and literally. I know right?

        9. True, but beside the point. The US pledge of allegiance used to be said with that same salute.

    1. Many men abuse “literally” as well.
      “I literally walked a mile”. Really? As opposed to figuratively, metaphorically, or symbolically walking a mile?
      A man answers with a yes or a no…not “absolutely”
      Use strong verbs…not excessive amounts of adverbs.

    2. Dont forget “first of all” and “listen” .whenever women are mad , most of the time they start their bitching with “first of all” or “listen”

        1. On her ass? Yes, sometimes she does need a backhand there. Good suggestion.

        2. Jesus, don’t you have anything better to do than make up self aggrandizing bullcrap on “manosphere” blogs?

    3. Whyyyyyte, oh my gyyyyyyd you’re sooo judgementuuuuhl. Everything happens for a reason. Literally.
      Girls that say “dude.”
      I dated a girl who would fire off three “she was like’s” in a row. (Not exaggerating, literally) I’ll literally give you an example. “So I asked Sarah if she went out last night and she was like no, she was like yeah, she was like I stayed in and drank wine.” She did this consistently. As you mentioned, I made entertainment out of it. I would count the “likes” (far more entertaining than her stupid story) and when she waited for my reaction to her “super exciting” story I would say, “you said “like” 18 times.” She would just look at me like a deer in headlights. Literally. I would make bets with myself, “will she make it to 20? Hmmm, I don’t know, 30? No, no way she’ll get 30, I’m gonna go with 21.”

        1. Good call by Savage. This one has had me scratching my head for years. I’m under the impression girls think it means “super dooper!”

    4. Savage you’re omitting something about the use of the word literally…
      In what amounts to the ultimate display of idiotic irony, they use the word literally to mean FIGURATIVELY!
      trump is literally hitler = trump is figuratively hitler
      that was literally rape = that was figuratively rape
      And so on.
      That shits fucking hilarious if you think about it!

    5. I try to avoid saying “actually” or “technically” just because they are overused by neckbeards. Speak slowly and enunciate, and you can ditch the extra adverbs because you won’t need them. “The…reason….this….is happening….is because….you fucked up.”

      1. ‘Technically’ can be a nice one though, as you’re showing some superiority/pointing out their fallacy.

  10. Fuck that “right-EET” one nauseates the fuck out of me….chicks are such retards.

  11. Man, if only there were more travis bickles driving for uber…they would be shut down within the month.

  12. This is exactly why I prefer my women with their mouths closed and legs open. Orgasm sounds are fine though or even that yelp sound they make when getting spanked.

    1. Good call, but fucking her in the face is even better. Probably why it produces a much better and fuller nut bust.
      “Oh, the silence…the silence”

      1. The only sound they should make after being asked “You like that cock in your mouth little slut?” should be a “Mm hm”.

    2. No please, no more american women sex-moaning after just 0.0001 seconds of penetration.

      1. I’m not sure American orgasms sound like. I stick with foreigners (or at least ones without any American accent I’m familiar with). Is it really that bad?

        1. It is very exaggerated. Sometimes I feel insulted because it is too fake.

        2. I’m not sure American orgasms sound like.
          Like any other orgasm, except there’s a brass band playing the Star Spangled Banner in the background.

  13. What about starting phrases with “So… “?
    That’s the trademark of a dumb shit-for-brains right there. It’s preemptive lol.

      1. “The one person I know who uses ‘umm’ regularly is male”
        Almost everyone uses ‘umm’ to some degree, it is filler used to buy time while thinking of what to say next and how to word it.

  14. The phrase “you know” or “do you know what I mean” annoys me when used in conversations- it’s completely moronic as evidently the reason why two people speak is in order to know something. By saying “you know” it means the person is either lazy or has no thoughts or ideas that make an conversation interesting and engaging.

      1. Not at all. Our author roll is increasing. There are normally 3 articles out each day, sometimes 4. Some articles are lighter than others, and some are more popular than others. I write a damn good gun article, and get 200 comments, but I do a hit piece on a buzzfeed nudist, and it hits biggest of the week, go figure. 🙂

  15. The most I got out of this article was a feeling of nostalgia for when Lindsey Lohan and her other cast members were nubile and hot.
    The others still look pretty good but Lohan proves that:
    White women + cigarettes + booze and drugs = hitting the wall early and at 150 mph.

    1. Compare Lohan around 16 and when Mean Girls came out, with how she looked when she appeared with Charlie Sheen in Anger Management.
      Or even worse, compare that delicious piece of candy that was Amanda Bynes when she appeared in What a Girl Wants and after her breakdown.

      1. Lohan was absolutely lovely until 21 or so. A natural beauty. Cocaine is a helluva drug

  16. Shit man, you should have used different pictures for each. Still, nice.
    I feel like some kind of uncle now. I saw this article when it was still a comment. Sniff.

  17. You forgot “creepy”.
    As in, “Oh. My. God. Like, that guy over there that’s shorter than 6’2″ with no tattoos or criminal record is looking at me like he’s gonna approach me and talk. Like, uhhhh, totally cuh-REEP-ee!”

    1. Creepy is the worst one to me as well. There is nothing as obnoxious and pretentious as an adult woman speaking like a kid.

      1. An adult woman for the most part is a kid. A kid puts emotions over logic. Sound familiar?

      2. My sister went through a phase calling me that. I told her it was offensive as hell and that I’d call her some sort of bitch in response each time. It took ONCE. “You’re being creepy.” “What’d I tell you about that word, you fucking bitch?” She then went nuclear, but never said it again.

        1. Gotta go nuclear to save face. If you’re not yelling then you’re not right and if you’re yelling then you must be right lol

      1. “Like Omigosh, Tom Arrow looks sooo creepy without eyebrows. So cray cray!……..and I wanna have his babies.”

    2. Funny you would mention. I happen to be 6’2″. A year ago I went on a date with a girl who said, “well I’m used to dating really really really tall guys so you just barely made it.” She was about 5’8″. I never spoke to her again. I would later receive sobby texts from her begging me to talk to her. I never responded. I made it clear her comment was shallow. 6’2″ just “barely made it.” Ha! I should have banged her for good measure then dropped her like a bad habit and I could be added to the list of “ASSHOLES!”

      1. Height ain’t everything. I stand at 6′ 3.8″ and call it 6′ 4″. Used to be fat, got thin, rebounded a bit. Once I get set in my situation, I’m going back to thin, but going for shredded, but not beefy. Women will find something they don’t like about you and rationalize you to death.
        It’s like one of those video games that doesn’t end (like the really old, good ones) and the levels just get harder. 6’2″ or above, make over 100k a year, college degree, own home….check. Then you start getting into the next level: religious, but not too so, been with some girls, but not too many, job has to be *interesting*, so do the hobbies. Either needs a cool dog, or needs to not have any pets (depends on the girl). Must be able to bench 2x body weight AND run marathons.
        I mean, fuck, honey, why would I be with you if I had all that?

        1. Yes, this is so true. Height does help me a tiny bit, perhaps a bit more than I realize, but I don’t have women throwing themselves at me because I’m 6’3. They simply find something else to criticize about you.

        1. I ran into her a few months later. She was waiting tables at a Buffalo Wild Wings after losing her job.
          Margey, are you cranky because you ran out of Gold Bond today?

  18. Let’s not forget the specific type of howling they engage in when drunk and partying hard among other like-minded automatons (some guys do this as well). It sounds exactly the same all over the West regardless of language barriers. But it’s only limited to westerners to my knowledge.

    1. I always wondered why gringas always speak as if they’re asking a question.

      1. Maybe because most women who talk like that are oftentimes basic bitches? Attractive ones though.

    2. Damn you beat me to it. I wanted to point out valley girl speech. Another irritating trait that often accompanies it is vocal fry, where they lower their voice to a very low but crackling pitch. It is as annoying as nails on a blackboard to me. I LITERALLY cringe.

  19. “I was like…then she was like…then he was like…so I was like” over and over and over

  20. Now, when I saw Alicia Silverstone do this in Clueless, for some reason I found it sexy and cute, but that was mostly because I was in middle school and puberty kicked in overdrive. Now I with older women it’s just annoying.

    1. When Alicia Silverstone was in her early 20’s, she could have gibbered incoherently and it would have been sexy and cute.

  21. Notice that the exclamatory ‘omg’ idiot speak carries from puberty until the final bloom age of mid 20’s when reproductability ebbs. The females have been brainwashed to babble like incoherent imbecils from the start of their fertile age. Whether they’re college processed or simpleton, their level of social processing remains the same , VERY LOW.
    The extreme bimbo speak was hyped in the early 90’s with pop media shows like 90210 where immature teens drove fancy cars and partied in luxurious mansions. The teens were the most intellectually idle of any preceding generation but the show’s purpose was to instill a sense of entitlement into the youth audience that a certain standard of wasteful luxury is owed to any and all youth that can babble out standard social media speak. This show peaked two decades before social media and web, but the ‘valley girl’ dialect spread electronically and achieved continuity in the west via the boob tube.
    Young girls at puberty should be practicing their domestic ‘amish speak’ and should become fluent in subjects relating to maintaining a domestic setting, like talking about recipes, sewing, milking cows, tit feeding and keeping dicko daddyo’s balls drained.
    Forget the deviant pop MSM reality shows which denegrate the trad amish customs with ‘breaking amish’ and portray amish grandmothers as fat heroin junkies. It’s all msm lie brainscrew bullshit. Get back to the farm. Get your nose in the pie and keep daddy’s balls satisfied. Daddy’s balls are Caesar. A proper woman’s homage to her man’s balls is the only tax that matters.

      1. you just ain’t feelin it. Take a deep bong hit of kratom, sit back and crank this jam

    1. We know that women prefer to occupy their minds with frivolty, but solipsism plays the part of setting the boundaries in place. I rematked how I ‘admired Henry the 8th for his bravery’ once to a girl and she agreed. She said it took a lot of courage from Henry to stick it in there after the other 7 ‘carriages’, of the train she had run on her at the refugee centre, had already tipped their concrete inside her.

  22. Corporate drone reporting in. Phrases uttered by women (and some men) in the workplace daily:
    1. It is no longer enough to just say thank you. You have to say “thank you so much” for every little thing.
    2. Perfect. They say perfect so fucking much.
    At our last corporate event 5 people won awards and they were all women. Maybe one was bangable after a beer or two. The rest destined to be cat ladys if not already. We also have this corporate sponsored thing called women’s inclusion that I guess is supposed to promote women in the workplace. They have panels and do charity shit and who knows what else. I just can’t see myself going to a women’s inclusion sponsored event. Jesus. I guess I’m rambling now.

    1. I’m starting to get the impression I should stop saying thank you, to men at least. Maybe I should just do that little grunt and half a nod thing some guys do. Is please still ok or does that bother you too? I don’t suppose I should worry about coming off as ungrateful since if the readers of ROK are any indication men already think I’m ungrateful just by virtue of my being female.

      1. Hehehe I like your comment. I’m of the opinion that girls should do what girls do, and well- in some ways adapt when they get married etc but it’s not really a big issue for men I think.
        My wife says some form of ‘sorry’ about 30 times a day almost all of them I just ignore. It’s fine that she uses them but don’t expect me to react to it. And she doesn’t so it’s fine.

      2. Typical female response (putting words in people’s mouths). Not what he said at all. This is exactly what he said, “it is no longer enough to just say thank you. You have to say, “thank you so much.” For every little thing.” I understand what he is saying and I understand the point of this article. Regularly engaging in hyperbole. It’s insincere, the use of inflection and overstating used for personal gain/appearance. A simple modest “thank you” will suffice.

    2. My manager suddenly started saying this “perfect!” shit constantly a couple years ago, what an annoying cheesy fake fuck. It’s like couples who constantly say “l love you”, diminishes the value of saying it when it’s actually called for.

    3. My favorite occurrence at the corporate office is a female birthday. Some strumpet will have 75 balloons and streamers at her cubicle, and everyone will have to congratulate her.
      Meanwhile, she is pissed off that some rival bitch in the adjacent cubicle gave her nothing. A slow civil war simmers and later on that day, the birthday girl is crying in the bathroom stall while being consoled by the fat receptionist.
      Every major corporation eventually succumbs to this teenage nonsense.

      1. You get turned on by pans, eh? Teflon or iron or stainless steel?

  23. At least the young actresses in TV shows about doctors, lawyers and cops speak dialogue which makes them sound reasonably intelligent.

  24. Many years ago a Finnish girl asked me, “Are American women really as stupid as they seem to be in American movies and TV shows?” I replied that yes they are.

    1. A Kazakh girl asked me the same. I said that if you get out of the cities, there are exceptions, but that American society raises women to be as materialistic and narcissistic as possible.

  25. My girlfriend, god bless her, is guilty of saying some of these, “like” being the most repeated offense. Once, when she was telling a story, I stopped listening and started counting each instance of her saying like; within about a paragraph, I counted over 30 likes. How do you expect me to listen to anything you say when half of your words are pointless filler? The english language is still reeling from the blows, it might not be long for this world.

    1. There is a direct correlation between quality of speech and the amount of time one spends reading. Think about it.

      1. Could you just imagine a modern girl translating Julet’s lines into something she can understand?
        “I’ll look to, like, if looking liking move.”

        1. I can imagine her saying “Uggh, like this book is sooo fucking complicated! Why do these teachers make us read it? Soooo bo-RING!”
          She won’t even be able to read it, let alone translate it from the early modern English.

        2. They’re not known for grappling with the heavy subjects of yore, as it doesn’t directly apply to their self-referential frame (solipsism). I once rematked how I ‘admired Henry the 8th for his bravery’ to a girl and she agreed. She said it took a lot of courage from Henry to stick it in there after the other 7 ‘carriages’, of the train she had run on her at the refugee centre, had already tipped their concrete inside her.

        3. Henry VIII was not brave. He was a lecherous sinner who broke against canon law because he wanted to get his cock wet. He’s one of the many reasons our society degenerated.

  26. Hmmm, Roosh why are you using a picture of my Golden Retriever to illustrate this article? Just asking.

  27. This is one of those articles on here that takes things a bit far (assuming it is 100% serious). So now a girl is a slut because she says thank you, compliments you and learns new things (not even new sexual things just things in general)? I guess my Mama did me a disservice by teaching me that politeness and learning are good things. And don’t tell me you haven’t heard every single one of these come out of a guy’s mouth. And guys have their own less-than-bright-sounding terms, dudebro.

    1. This article isn’t criticizing politeness. You have to read the way the words are being pronounced. Total sarcasm and attitude versus sincerity.

    2. I actually have a problem with the thank you. I don’t hear it often enough, and it doesn’t belong on this list.

  28. Men! Help! Today I started staying, “I know, right?” I noticed it because my son is now saying it. What the fuck is wrong with me? What should I do? Am I gay?

  29. Let’s not forget their laundry list of “Doesn’t counts” they enumerate – all the dicks they choked on and pulverized their anuses while in Paris “doesn’t count” because they were on vacation, the bad boy ex-con they met at a party and took back to their apartment “doesn’t count” because they were drunk, the 6′ 4″ bartender they banged in college “doesn’t count” because they “didn’t really want to do it but were ‘forced’ to”, and all the other regular routine cop outs.

  30. Vocal fry + high rising terminal (up talking) + 21st century valley girl lingo = major turn off.
    Does any man actually find the way so many women speak now attractive?

  31. If giving women equality and equal status was evolutionarily correct, then every society that has given equal status to women, would have a birth rate above replacement level, which is necessary for the very survival of human species.
    But this is not the case – Every society that has given equality and equal status to women – Has had its birth rate fall below replacement level.
    Which means that we made a mistake. Either we will acknowledge this mistake and make amends, or will will refuse to acknowledge this, and thus be replaced by those who did not give equality to women (muslims) – Because they are out-breeding us expeditiously.

    1. “If giving women equality and equal status was evolutionarily correct”
      The mistake is in thinking in terms of evolution, instead of creationism, resulting in equality followed by collapse. Genetic fitness is measured entirely by number of offspring, yet adherents of evolution tend to have at most one child. The concept of evolution is an evolutionary dead end.

      1. Let us assume that it is better than thinking in terms of evolution. But how do we know that it is correct?

    2. This deservers a nomination for the best comment of the month, if not year. You are perfectly and spot on right with your statement.
      Surplus leads to decadence. Weakness of body and mind follows. Women sense this and demand “equal rights” as a test of strength. The strong will only smirk and smack. The weak will bow down. The strap-on follows. Disgusted by such weak man-children, the women will take lead. A task they despise.
      Lack of children is the last stage of the decline.
      It will weaken the defense of the country and the other races will come and replace the decadent weaklings. Crash and burn is the next step.
      From the ashes, when no more surplus is there and the weak and decadent are no more, the new society emerges and the snake has found its tail.

  32. How about their standard comment when they are losing an argument, and have nothing else to say: what-EVER!

    1. The “it’s 2016” needs to go, what is the world supposed to change for your interests?

  33. Phrases used by SJWs and libtards
    Do it for humanity or any other variation of that.
    But she’s a girl. Or anything relative of why you shouldn’t treat women this way or that. This is sometimes used in variation with children.
    Stop hating. Or other variation of that.
    You are a troll. And they proceed to rate you or whatever blatantly showing they also troll for fun rather than have a purpose.
    Gays are people too. It’s okay to be gay or other variation of that.
    Ad hominen
    Do you believe in the flying spaghetti monster or whatever Christian bashing (apparently Christianity is the only religion they know)
    X is Hitler, Godwin’s Law
    Sucking up to some girl that acts like the white knight doesn’t exist.

  34. Me I’ve never cheated I dont cheat. But if a guy I dont have strong feelings for, but still lingering around, asked me if I was, I’d be like “NO-wuh”. However, if a guy I really love and care for asked if I was cheating, I’d HAVE to know that he knows I’m not and I wouldnt drop the subject until then.

    1. That’s the way a woman who wasn’t cheating would handle things. She would patiently tell her guy that she will stay up with him all night long to ease his mind, because she isn’t cheating, and she doesn’t want him to think that way. If she were cheating, she’d say bullshit like, “If we don’t have trust, we don’t have anything”, in which case you should pack your bags and immediately bounce…

  35. Trendy expressions. Can’t stand them. I heard a girl use the expression “eighty-sixed .” She used it in this context, “well I guess that idea got eighty-sixed.” She tried to play it cool. Copycat bullshit to compensate for not being an interesting person. “But I am soooooooo an interesting person, look at my orphan tourism and voluntourism pictures on Facebook!”

    1. Oh man. Reminds me of a vacation I took in the Bahamas. This Jewish princess white girl was negotiating the price for a boat ride with a Bahamian homeboy, and she literally reached up, while laying on her back and drinking a parasol drink, and slid her hand up inside the leg of his shorts. Checking out the merchandise, prior to the ride. I don’t understand why most women don’t just fuck their bed posts. They’re huge, they don’t talk, and they’re firmly affixed to the bed frame…

  36. Pretty much baby talk.
    Really easy way to tease or neg a girl is to mock the way they talk. If they get self conscious you know it’s working.

  37. they say very short phrases and say the rest of it with their facial expressions and body language like you’re supposed to figure it out from there, women communicate with each other that way and they expect men to do the same

  38. “like” is definitely my favorite. I hate people who can’t help themselves from using “like” 5 times in every single sentence.

  39. Who gives a fuck about what girls say ?!
    Don’t increase their worthless, pitiless value for god’s sake.

  40. You seem to spend a lot of time listening to “robotic, mindless, incessantly jabbering sluts”. Glad to see you’ve become such an expert on the vocabulary of teenage girls – I bet you found your research very stressful. Too bad it won’t assist you in understanding the opposite gender or, you know, getting laid.

    1. And you haven’t which is why you obviously don’t have a clue. You better lube up for a good raping in the assets.

      1. You talk about rape a lot. Is there some trauma there that we should know about? You need to get a handle on that man.

        1. Interesting way of admitting you’re too stupid to work out an answer to the facts put forward.

  41. If you prefer men, it’s cool. I’m all for gay pride. But what’s the point of bashing women if they aren’t your thing? Just find a nice guy and be happy and put the ladies out of your mind altogether.

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