Encountering an untamed bitch can be a devastating experience for those who are unaccustomed to indecency. Even many a veteran has been fooled by the deceptive nature of a vicious attack from a bitch. The growing extinction of their natural enemies, such as proper upbringing, negative consequences to their actions, and public shaming, have allowed their population to rise to an alarming level. The most dangerous species usually gather in big cities and in the suburbs. The largest population is agglomerated near the clubs and bars, but wild unleashed bitches can even be found in offices. Some bitches are small creatures, but a generalized irresponsible feeding from their owners have allowed many of them to grow as tall as 6 foot 2 and weight more than 300 pounds.
Therefore, an encounter with one can be fatal. Following these simple tips will help you get out of such an experience unscathed. This could be the difference between life and jail.
Ignore her
So you’re minding your own business when suddenly out of nowhere some bitch starts an argument with you over a trivial matter. If a bitch starts babbling and shouting nonsensical insults at you, don’t engage her. Simply resume what you were doing before your encounter. Do not feed bitches with your attention under any circumstances. You will condition and reinforce their behavior, and make it worse for the next men. Walk away with confidence. Do not run, as it might trigger her instinct to chase after you. While bitches can very rarely outrun a man, they can project their shrilling harpy voices far enough to attract other bitches and sexually frustrated males surrounding the area, effectively involving them in the dispute. None of these will be on your side.
The black bitch, a ferocious and aggressive species
The white bitch. She will go out of her way to make your life miserable.
If the bitch belongs to a man in the vicinity, completely ignore her and deal with the man instead. Most of the time, if a man lets his girlfriend argue with another man without interfering, it’s because he himself is a bitch. Respectfully and politely tell him to keep his girlfriend in check. Make him feel ashamed and responsible for carrying around a liability who poisons other people’s lives. If you’re successful, he might tell her to calm down, which will insanely anger her. But she will direct that rage towards her boyfriend instead of you, and sex will be withheld for 3 months.
Some single bitches will persist and follow you around. Remember that your long-term strategy is always to get out of the situation, because theirs is to make you stay as long as possible.
Don’t treat her like a man
It can be deceptive because many bitches try to walk like men, talk like men, look like men, and behave like men. This is just a façade. Underneath it all, they are not men and don’t function like men. They will get in your face, arrogantly ignoring natural physical boundaries, potential dangers and threats. If you start arguing with her, you’ll be busy getting points across and she will be busy inciting feelings and emotions in order to destabilize you. Therefore, don’t use common tactics like staying on topic or logic, as they are immune to them. In other words, don’t try to win an argument.
Don’t attempt to look her directly in the eye in order to stare her down like you would do to a man. There was a time when you could scare off a bitch simply by showing her you meant business, but that time is long gone. All you would be doing is giving her more of your attention, which she craves. However, never look down, for she could be interpreting it as submission and double the intensity of her attack. Look above her or sideways.
Wrong way to confront a bitch
Use self-control
The most important principle is to remain calm and in control. Do not get angry, as it will incite hysteria and sexual arousal in the bitch. She will want to make it last longer and instigate more drama. To help you not take it personally and stay detached, just repeat to yourself that it’s not their fault, it’s the fault of their owners who did a lousy job at training them.
Get out as soon as possible and talk as little as possible. It doesn’t really matter what you say, as long as you’re being dismissive. Talk at her, not to her. Talk in her general direction, like there’s an audience around her, sometimes focusing your attention on other women in the horizon. Use disengaged body language, facing away from her. It’s better to not insult her, because it could trigger her victim instinct and prompt her to involve other people in the argument. But if you do, never show any emotions, and state it matter-of-factly. Dropping a “K fattie” while walking away is a good all-purpose response. Even if she’s not overweight, she will still feel insecure and check her thighs later just to make sure.
Sometimes you’re not sure if you want to slap her or kiss her
Give her commands
If the bitch does not stray and the situation escalates, you need to be more creative. Remember, some bitches are not completely wild. They were at some point under the control of a man, and the reason they are hysterical is because they miss and crave the masculine guidance they used to have before they were abandoned. They have been trained by a man, hence their natural instincts to obey you might be triggered if you give them commands.
Be firm, authoritative, with your foot forward and your finger pointed at her. The most common commands are “Shut up,” “cook me dinner,” and “get in the car.” Even if they don’t make contextual sense, their familiarity might calm her down and reassure her. She will be dazzled for a few seconds, which gives you an opportunity to disengage her and walk away.
What if you’re ambushed?
There is nothing worse than having a bitch in your face and not being able to escape. For instance, indoor bitches can be quite a hassle because they may cut off your exit points. You might also be in certain situations where you just can’t leave. When the bitch keeps shouting obscenities at you and insist on talking to you, and you’ve exhausted all other methods to get rid of her, it usually means she’s into you and it’s her cute way of letting you know.
Since spanking is not convenient in most social situations, you need to use another non damaging technique. Nothing reminds a bitch what she really is better than the good old-fashioned face mush. This move is so natural and intuitive one might wonder if it’s built into our genetics. Simply put your hand in her face, grasping a good hold of her cheeks and covering her eyes with the rest of your fingers. Push her face away from you, using your wrist to maneuver her head laterally. The wrist twist is important, as it will guide her face in the desired direction, unequivocally communicating to her that she has to shut the fuck up.
Notice the slight downward tilt of his hand, making the bitch take a submissive position
Conclusion
While it’s impossible to completely avoid bitches, their effect on you can be greatly minimized if you treat them the right way and know how to defuse their attacks. Note that most of these tips can be adapted to your girlfriend or wife, although you will have to occasionally hold a real conversation with them. But remember, always be responsible and teach them right from wrong, otherwise the rest of the world will be stuck dealing with another bitch. We will hold you accountable for it.
Read More: The Snitchy Bitch
How to deal with a bitch? Simple. Drop her ass with a right hook.
Ok high school boy. Like you would have the balls.
Like you do with a irritating teenager, grab the arm and force her down to the floor.
I should selling bitch collars for when you need to take your girl on a walk..
Daddy, that is some exceptional writing and a joy to read
treat every new girl you meet like she is the lowest of the scum, let her actions change your mind about her after…
This is an amazing article. What we are seeing here on this site is a renaissance- a rediscovery of the wisdom of the masters. Young men must be schooled in the art of disregarding troublesome bitches and this article lays it out clearly. Respect.
Thanks a lot
All except the face mush, and that ONLY because the bitch might go all legal eagle. Never touch a bitch at all IMHO. You’re better off by disarming them by paying attention to others, and treating her dismissively like any petulant child.
100% right…DON’T touch her….she has the power of the state behind her.
One technique that would be useful is simply get your mobile phone and put your earphones on with a good tune…..and let the bitch talk away….I think this is the ULTIMATE ignoring act one can do.
I don’t know if I could stand to be around it until she wears herself out. Women can go all night – as that “take me to the lake!” video proves.
“You have 10 seconds to adjust your behavior”. If the situation does not improve, get her out, or get yourself out. That has worked for me. Results may vary.
I enjoyed reading these hilarious examples of neutralizing a bitch. I hope you will too:
http://unleashthebeef.com/2012/05/23/the-40-something-female-tough-guy/
http://unleashthebeef.com/2009/07/31/flagrant-cunts-amuse-me/
That is hysterically funny stuff.
i’d forgotten about this site, thanks for sharing!
“100% right…DON’T touch her”
your touch is a reward. rewarding her with touch when she behaves badly is only going to ask for more of the same. I just prefer the patiently delivered “no” as the response. using it on my ex is perfect.
RE: 2012 – Personally I wouldn’t use those words in front of a kid-personal moral convictions, I don’t cuss in front of kids. (Amazingly, when I was 22 I suggested to a group of high school kids that they should stop cursing around a 3 year old and they listened to me. But as for everything else he told that witch? Priceless.
Let her assault you after long periods of ignoring her. Then press home the complaint through your lawyer and witnesses and not the cops. It’s called a private information and the cops are forced to act by the letter of the law or you can sue them after it continues.Since she won’t give up, record her abuse and cost her, her job and her freedom followed by a civil suit. This is based solely on her actions. Make sure it comes out that she obtains power through contrived circumstances on her part. She will become a toxic employee and HR will avoid hiring her like the plague.
You people don’t have balls if you’re worrying about what might happen if she goes or legal or not. She will know you had the balls to do it. If you’re second guessing yourself, she will see you never had the balls to do it and just read from this article, in which case, yes of course, she will most likely go legal eagle. Simple.
There’s a much easier way that’s not listed here. It’s called being a smartass. That shit drives bitches insane.
My thought was very simple with the horrific black one at the top. Basically turn away from her, and explain with in ear shot of everyone why you never look a hippo in the eye. She might charge. Also, that her thick, meaty flanks make it very hard for any sort of discipline, obviously. And that based on this specimens obviously thick lips, feeding her will only encourage her.
Everyone should look away, and maybe the wild animal will go back to wherever the water is deep enough to support her mass, and go back to feeding, and thereby better be able to entertain her role in shutting the fuck up. Perhaps, that is why she is so angry in the first place, and started bugging me while I was busy minding my own fucking business. Stupid bitch.
The white one; I thought to myself isn’t there some obsolete women’s studies book you should go back to reading before going to your job making me a sandwich and coffee at Starbucks? Probably as overpriced as your womb in society?
See, I prefer a different approach. There are different ways to skin a cat. I just love to get inside their heads and I’ve also found that I’ve got the knack to get underneath people’s skin very easily (even by accident). Again, there are different ways that different people deal with idiots. To each his own sir.
can you share some of those ways?
I’ve tried that approach and it backfires, really bad. Just makes the bitch bitchier and meanier
Wow ‘the black bitch’ looks like Predator.
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs18/f/2007/208/3/d/PREDATOR___by_adonihs.jpg
Goddamn right. But I think you could get away with hitting that one in the face.
You better put a condom on your fist!
Thet dont call them “beasties” for nothing.
Good advice. Starve them of what they are looking for, attention, drama, more attention and ultimately white knights coming to the rescue if you do make the mistake of treating them like a man. That’s the goal and don’t fool yourself into thinking it is anything less.
One of my favorite ways is to just treat her like a joke and either smirk or obnoxiously laugh at her face.
I always think of that scene in Goodfellas when Ray Liotta walks out of the house pissing himself laughing at his missus. That’s the way to do it.
eh, that was i do when i troll people since this is a troll blog.
My sister returned from a year away in Vancouver only to return with numerous tattoos and a shrillex haircut..sporting a pair of naff big rotten black hipster glasses.She was always a bit of a feminist but Vancouver seems to have sent her hamster into overdrive.
While she was away I moved home with my parents to start an online business, unfortunately it was only way I was able to do it.
Anyways, she’s been a complete cunt since she got back, in my face telling me “I’m a useless bum with no job who upsets my parents” (despite the fact she spends all day tagging herself in slutwalk facebook photos watching tv while I put in 15 hour days writing sales copy, creating landing pages, and working my ass off)
Seeing as violence isn’t a viable option with stroppy females the best way to deal with is to laugh at them. DON’T rise to their level. Belittle the fuck out of them. Treat them like a 5 year old kid.
When they are in your face with their shrill shrieking, pat them on the head with a huge shit eating grin on your face.
Then watch the hamster explode. Its beautiful.
Apart from being a hypocrite shes also trying to sow discord between you and your parents (to deflect attention away from her own sorry self), which is abusive. If i had a sibling that messed up i would ignore their ass. If you have (emphasis on…have) to reply to something she says do so with a minimal amount of words, never initiate interaction with her, act as if she doesn’t exist. As time passes she will adjust her attitude if she doesn’t…well…f*ck her. You don’t owe her shit and she owes you an apologie.
I was in the same situation, insults from my sister were sometimes completely untrue and many times totally unprovoked. Examples include ‘you will never get a job, you will never get a girlfrien’ which was weird as I did have a job at the time. And in due time, I did have had girlfriend (not at the time) but this is besides the point I went out of my way to avoid her as she was so volatile, many times the attacks came from nowhere… Even when washing dishes or eating dinner. I came to the conclusion she is just insane and needs to be cut out of my life. When I moved out I hardly spoke to her however at the occassioanl family get together I do my best to not talk to her… I moved out more than 10 years ago and as far as I can tell she still is the same person (I was prrivy to an outburst between her and her husband at Christmas, it was insult city lol)
Just backhand her. It really is that simple.
Icepick.Tire.Rock.Winshield.
Stick her face in the fan, Sam. Just listen to me…
Yes. Two instances:
1). A woman got in the middle of me giving the riot act to my g/f in a restaurant. The bitch had a lazy eye. Not only did I goof on her in public and told her to STFU, but I used the medically correct term for her condition whilst doing it (“…STFU, you Amblyopic bitch, and get the fuck away from me.”)
2). Talking to a BCBG Max Azria model in a bar. Her bitch friend (who was a lipstick lesbian and thus jealous that I was taking her poon) tried to get me to go away. My answer? “OH SHUT UP. You’re just pissed that I’m not talking to YOU!” Not only did I get the BCBG model’s name and number while the lesbian sulked, (the model wrote it on a one dollar bill!, I had no cell phone) but the next night the model gave me a bellissimo blow job. (I later dumped her and passed the dollar into general circulation).
Nicely done.
I always carry a dollar just for that purpose ever since. After collecting a few, I should put them over my door like a deli or Uncle Scrooge’s Number One Dime.
I prefer to toss the line “Nice case of Marty Feldman eye you got going there, sweetie” when dealing with lazy-eyed bitches. Never had it fail to stop them in their tracks.
i’m thinking the odds of bitches knowing any pop-culture reference that doesn’t involve snooky is pretty low. but hey, worth a try.
Yes, you are correct. It mostly goes over their heads.
And then…you woke up. Hah, hah, hah, you’re a pathetic liar. But funny!
Why not just fuck with their heads and make fun of them? It’s easier and more fun.
“How To Deal With A Bitch”
DON’T! *rimshot*
Precisely!
Surprisingly walking away is not listed as an option. Is it because it’s too obvious?
Actually, that is the first thing he suggests. Read the article carefully.
Man tries to get his $216000 per year child support for 3 kids lowered to $150000. Cunts go nuts, call for castration.
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2014/01/gop-donor-lobbies-lawmakers-write-law-lowering-his-child-support-payments
LOL, and the bitches on that site really think those kids deserve 216k, or should I say the mother. That is fucking nuts
Man, that comment section is just crawling with White Knights and Manginas.
When The SHTF they will be the first to go after the feminists.
Well, child support is voluntary….so he can reduce it to zero if he wants.
I think the idea of such high child support is to maintain the “high standard of living” which the kids enjoyed before the breakup. Just goes to show, if you’re rich and married, live an average lifestyle.
Here’s another case in Canada, but it’s $175K per month in sousal support to maintain her previous extravagant lifestyle. The court rejected a signed ‘post’nuptual agreement; if she had signed a ‘pre’nuptual agreement all would have been right in the world. Lesson learned: prenups are ironclad, postnups are not.
“Food magnate ordered to pay $175K a month spousal support”
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/food-magnate-ordered-to-pay-175k-a-month-spousal-support-1.1367634
Will she come over to your house to give you a rim job and wash your socks? It is “the lifestyle you’ve come to know.
Fuck rim jobs, who wants HPV in their asshole? That’s what killed Farrah! (Good for Ryan O’Neal though, he got Farrah to offer up her ass to him)
” Just goes to show, if you’re rich and married, live an average lifestyle.£
No…No..NO…if you are rich OR poor…DON’T get married.
IF you somehow loose your common sense and temporarily ingest a blue pill and get married….then be smart and PREPARE for divorce from day one….
1.Hide your assets
2.Keep ALL your finances separate.
3.NEVER…EVER co-sign on anything with her….you must NEVER be responsible for her debts.
4.Don’t assume that pre-nups will protect you….they are not worth the paper the are written on…
Prenups are definitely not ironclad, many have been voided because they were “unfair” (where unfair mean he wouldn’t have to pay give her his money).
Yeah…I just trolled them a bit.
Well, gentlemen, time to go over and threadjack.
He asked to pay 150k a year and he’s seen as an asshole by every commenter. I didn’t think it was even possible to think that way.
Bravo. Exceptional article, simply exceptional.
Dude, be careful about putting your hands on her face. If you leave bruises or someone else sees you could get in trouble with the law. Better to just to shove her or grab her firmly by the shoulders and manhandle her out of the way.
In Canada even touching her is assault, and even if there are no witnesses the justice system is geared to hold her testimony in higher regard than yours. There’s simply no choice but to ignore and walk away.
Geez! Is Canada (I already know the US is) THAT loaded Mangina pussy lickers?
http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/008/716/meme1.png
Ah yes, girls are behaving more and more like boys.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2539811/Shocking-moment-teenage-GIRLS-attack-schoolgirl-kicking-punching-face-begs-stop-video-thats-gone-viral.html
This is the only bitch worth allowing into your life. Gotsta love a real bitch! 😀
http://www.healthclubschicago.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/cute-german-shepherd-puppies-btanzania-adorable-male-and-female-german-shepherd-puppies-for-adoption-ajw4j2zy.jpg
Look at that impressive facial symmetry.
Beautiful puppy.
Peter Andrew Nolan associates with canines because be is a lying scamming DOG!
i must agree.
Ignore the skank like she completely invisible….Nothing gets them more upset and frustrated.
Guess he dealt with his mother.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2539838/Reclusive-care-home-worker-obsessed-TV-killer-Dexter-stabbed-mother-53-times-left-bleed-death-rowed-cannabis-smoking.html
Good stuff – what you say and do really depends on your style and the ability to think on your feet. Every man should have at least a couple go-to lines ready. I work with obnoxious teenagers and I use the same lines to tool both them and feisty bitches:
1. A couldn’t-look-more-bored facial expression with body positioned away, followed with an exaggerated yawn.
2. Ask VERY condescendingly: “get it all out then? Feel better now, sweetie?”
3. Usually dipshits get the idea that you’re not to be reckoned with and sod off, but if she persists:”do you need me to go and find you a resposible adult to come take care of you?” And then just take off on them, smirking.
QED
Hey man, that’s really good advice. I like it!
Ignore, don’t give her attention, talk to her like to a child (because she IS acting like one), abandon her. Without resorting to anything physical (like a well placed bitch-slap), which shouldn’t be really over-used and kind of a last resort, this is as good of a strategy as possible.
Other things to say for Point 2 are:
“Are you done?”
“Are you better now?”
or something along those lines …
Great, great post man.
Thief (Tango – 1928)
For being nice, you drove me into misery,
you left me hanging from a palm tree, you even stole my color.
In six months you bankrupted my little market,
the stand at the fair, the hooks, the counter…
Thief!
You even stole my love…
Now
a woman scares me so much
that if one approaches me on the street
I hide behind a cop.
What really pisses me off the most
is to have been so stupid.
For a month I have suspected
what I’ve learned yesterday.
It wasn’t me who were after,
your woman’s fleeting love…
Today I learned that your mother,
“noble widower of a warrior”,
is the most famous thief
that set foot on the 33rd precint.
And I found out that the “warrior”
who died with full honors,
didn’t die, nor was a warrior
-as you lied to me-
He’s in jail booked
as a hit man of the mafia,
professor of truncheon,
scroundel and swindler.
The three of you took me to the cleaners
your silhouete was the hook where I happened to get caught,
You, the “widow” and the “warrior” went through
what I worked hard and patiently for ten years…
Thieves!
You, your old lady and your dad.
Watch out!
Take care because she is on the loose,
if she catches you, she flips you upside down
she won’t give you time to run.
What really pisses me off the most
is to have been so stupid.
“Therefore, don’t try to use common tactics such as staying on topic or logic, as they are immune to them. In other words, don’t try to win an argument.”
I had that exact problem and it took two screeching feminists, a radical white knight who thought I should be “run the fuck out of town”, and one guy who actually stood up and told them off to get it; you’re never arguing facts or logic with them, you’re arguing about feelings and straw men.
Nigresses. SMH.
Had a woman go into a shrieking meltdown outside my cubicle at Encorpera.
She kept getting louder and louder, waving a code listing at me saying “What the fuck is this? What the fuck is this?”
I was tempted to say “A hideous bitch waving a code listing”, but figured I would get assaulted and then removed by security.
Finally she gave up, not before calling me “asshole”. A co-worker gal in the next cube came out after the bitch stalked off and said “She just needs a good fucking”.
“She just needs a good fucking”.
Not my job, boss.
Fat white women have to be bitchy. It’s the only way they can get attention. Don’t fall into the trap of feeding the bitches. From experience, fat white women are much, much worse than black women (I bring this up because of the above pic). Black women get in your face when they perceive a slight — white fatties start shit to get attention.
Personally I think the bitchslap should be reintroduced! Now before you Betsies get your panties in a twist, I do not mean “beat a woman.” Any man who beats a woman is reprehensible, however the bitch slap in all its varieties is the proper way a man disciplines his bitch (or why else would it be called a bitch slap?). Go and watch a classic movie and dozens of them portray the bitch as deservedly getting slapped. If it takes multiple slappings then so be it, also grabbing the bitch by her collar and shaking some sense into her is also necessary. Lastly, there is no way a proper relationship can ever be maintained in America because bitch slapping is completely outlawed. To have the police arrive at a proper American gentleman’s home in the 1920s for bitch slapping his mouthy wife would have been laughable, today it’s a crime against humanity, second only to the holocaust! I do not argue with a woman, but I maintain my proximity to the door, so I can just walkout.
If you men are still unnerved by slapping the precious Americunts’ faces then you’ve completely bought into the feminist propaganda of never hitting a woman. Sadly, you can’t, not because they shouldn’t be hit, but because the plethora of beta mangina police, bitch attorneys and judges will make you hang for it, especially if it’s a white bitch (I don’t care if you’re a white man), the state will crucify you for laying an inch of a finger on a white bitch. Save all this shit about verbally conditioning a woman, if a man can’t back up his words with a slap, then it’s no point. Once upon a time, there was a proper place for everything, a child’s place, a woman’s place and a man’s place, and a woman dared not encroach upon the sacred temple of reason and logic or simply manhood. Today bitches are out of control and will remain out of control because the state keeps us from acting out our patriarchal impulse to discipline women the old fashioned way… a good bitch slap (or a few). When society starts accepting the bitch slap again is when society will start convalescing from feminism. Until then, stay away from bitches, or face jail. Why any man would put himself under the roof without the legal capacity to discipline his bitch is insane, and akin to not being able to discipline your children. But yes you have these manginas who walk around with these baby slings, pushing fucking strollers, totally forgetting a man’s place and letting his bitch dictate terms to him with the full support of the state! No fucking thank you! Here’s to a good ole bitch slap!
While I TOTALLY agree, I have alternate theory.
To make them behave properly, women need more training than a killer whale and more discipline than a sack of lard. You have to whip a sack of lard pretty heavily to turn it into a meringue. And in case you missed that, meringue comes from egg whites…. which is exactly the point:
No matter HOW heavily you beat lard…
—>> you will NEVER get meringue.
If no one’s around to give a woman a condescending eyebrow raise or a disapproving inward breath, she won’t know when she’s fucking up. She’ll walk herself (and her own kids) right off a goddamn cliff because there isn’t a sign on the rail of a cartoon man giving her the Stupid Eye.
Face it. A bitch is a bitch because she WANTS to get slapped. But a proper bitch slapping only validates her core belief system. Any woman born in the last 50 years gets a very sick & creamy satisfaction out of being able to say “all men are abusive, violent assholes”. I refuse to ever give a woman this satisfaction and prefer to let it drive her CRAZY.
You can do much more damage to a woman – PERMANENT, INTERNAL DAMAGE – by not hitting her and ignoring her completely. Nothing is more devastating to a bitch than being ignored.
Plus, it’s less effort than beating her.
With more effective results.
When a bitch crosses my path, I remind myself:
Bruises heal. But abandonment issues are forever.
Recently I was stopped by a woman soliciting with a clipboard in front of Gelson’s market. She asked me if I would “help stop violence against women”. I just openly told her in a friendly tone: “Certainly! I stop violence against women every time I DON’T beat a woman. You’re welcome.”
That was exactly like backhanding her across her fucking face.
And inside, I couldn’t stop laughing.
hey about the whales they killed people though even if they are trained……and what about men slapping?
In the wild Orca whales do not kill humans, they avoid them (we are not natural food to them). Only in captivity under abusive conditions (Free Tilly! google it), do orcas turn on their trainers. And in most cases they are not even turning on them, they are just playing but the human gets hurt because he or she is dumb enough to be in a small enclosed pool with a 10,000 pound apex alpha.
Hmmm, good points. However, I’m talking about living with one under normal circumstances (pre-Cultural Marxist America). Even in normalized conditions, a woman’s nature is pessimistic, nagging and testy. There is no equality, and she wants her man to discipline her, which shows her he is strong and master of the house. In these times you cannot do any of this, so I guess the best way of destroying the species known as the Modern Western Woman, is by complete and utter abandonment. But the bitch slap is not at all abusive but just a kindly symbol of man’s authority in his home. Thank about it, the bitch slap really does no bodily harm, except that it damages pride, which women could stand to lose a bit of. It shouldn’t be exercised freely, but rarely. She needs to not only love her husband but revere and respect him. She must think twice about crossing him or getting out of line. The actor Sean Connery says slapping his wife is what caused his 30 year marriage (and still running) to be successful. Don’t berate the bitch-slap. know it’s holy function on this earth, to discipline man’s woman. Here’s Sean Connery himself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9_I0RO4orI
I often reference that Sean Connery clip (and know it well), because I happen to agree with him. But be aware that this is the kind of man who OPENLY ADMITS he sees nothing wrong with slapping a woman when it merits it. It’s all in his attitude, and the message he communicates. And because he SAYS it out loud and means it, a woman knows “i better not play, test or fuck with this guy”.
As long as you communicate that, a bitch is going to think twice.
An annoying bitch I once dated used to nudge and even punch me on the shoulder whenever I would say something funny. Like, “OMG YOU ARE HILARIOUS!!! >> PUNCH <<“.
The second time she did it, I put on my Sean Connery face and said “if you ever hit me again, I will have no problem spending a couple of nights in jail for the satisfaction of bashing your fucking face in.”
She never did it again.
That’s what I’m talking about. I don’t deny women everywhere could benefit & learn from good slap across their arrogant faces, but it takes more strength NOT to slap her. I’m not kidding. If my fist were to fly, it would be a moment of weakness.
Remember that scene in the Godfather II? Al Pacino hits Diane Keaton so hard he practically comes off the floor. And she fucking had it coming…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QMvis6CjZo
That’s a moment of weakness. But Al Pacino eventually comes into his own. He learns that “strength” and “power’ is communicating “I COULD…. but I WONT.”
Later in the movie, Diane Keaton shows up to visit her kids…. but this time he doesn’t say anything. He doesn’t even blink. He slowly walks up to the door, and quietly closes it in her face.
His actions say: “I COULD…. but I WONT.”
It hurts her more.
he is the single reason why i think scotland would have a decent chance at independence following the referendum
I think this website is a little degrading to women I treat my man with respect I cook clean and do the laundry I would never go out on him. I do my hair make up and dress up every day my nails always are done. I stay fit not only for myself but for my man. I know it’s hard to find a good woman as hard as it is to find a good man. In return I expect to be treated with respect and love I expect my man to be loyal and faithful to me otherwise I’ll leave him. My man is very kind and never gets mad but he has put me in my place once he firmly grabbed my arm and my face and told me to never do what I did again and that he was the man in the relationship and I respect that and I never did it again.
Psychopath.
Well said. The reason men have to do all these contrived manipulations is because they can’t slap a woman who to put her back in her place. Slapping is not beating. They have to resort to far more damaging actions in the long term : leaving their woman. Feminists have to ask themselves : what is worse, the occasional non damaging slap or a divorce at 40 years old? Being unleashed in the sexual market as a 40 y old woman is not a pleasant thing to experience. Her marital life is replaced with 10 cats and 4 hours of TV every night.
I think the worst punishment of all would have to be in a room with a man like you for more than five minutes.
You’ve said it better than I ever could! Bring back the BITCH SLAP!!
Once when I was a teen, there was a girl who felt on my dick without my permission. (I found out later she was bet five bucks to do it. Cheap slut in training!)
Anyway, I objected at first, and she had done it more than once. So then I tried to touch her ass-you know, for equality-and she moved away and laughed.
Later outside I heard her telling people what I did, laughing at me. So, angry, and this being 2004 and among some of the last few moments of my life where I refused to take shit from girls that were out of line, I loudly said to her;
“YOU… were feeling… on my DICK!”
So she slapped me.
What I said was completely true. But she slapped me for it in front of everyone waiting for their bus to come. Truth be told I did want to slap her lightly-mustached butterface back but I didn’t, because I knew that A. I’d feel guilty for hitting a girl despite that she was two years older than me(remember, I was 14), B. that I’d probably get jumped or worse, C. I’d get caught either because the principal would just happen to walk by or somebody would go tell, then I’d be the only one with bad marks and she’d get off scott-free.
The next day a female friend of mine told me that she saw the whole thing and that I had every right to slap the shit out of her.
Real talk u are very smart
you people make me laugh. the best way to deal is by no reaction reactions mean it had an effect do nothing.
Speaking of that… “Wife says: ‘Harley goes or I go”… your choice – $5900”
“Awful Husband Tries to Sell Wife on Craigslist,” by Ami Angelowicz, The Frisky, 6 Dec 2013
http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-12-06/awful-husband-tries-to-sell-wife-and-motorcycle-on-craigslist/
http://24.media.tumblr.com/d753af0bfd2071209312d0d8db84fd28/tumblr_mx0bhb3gvp1sfyszho1_500.gif
Hope he kept the bike.
A Bitch exists at all because she has the backing of the State.The State is the root of all social and economic evil,and until this is acknowledged all the remedies of such articles is to merely treat symptoms(with varying success) and not eradicate the cause of the disease itself.
I agree but in the meantime we have a day to day life and we have to defend ourselves.
“The State is the root of all social and economic evil.”
Ding! Ding! This is a man with his eyes WIDE open.
My strategy has always been to not engage. Let her expend all her energy and then calmly ask “are you done?”.
Great point about the differences between the black and white bitch too, the black bitch could serve as the standard bearer for minorities. With that said, there’s no more repulsive creature on this planet to deal with in a heated situation than a black woman, absolutely a hellish sentinel; loud, obnoxious, most of them illiterate, and possessing a huge chip on their shoulders for not being held in higher esteem as they perceive their white counterparts (because society places extremely low value on the black woman). The black woman no matter how heated the conversation is, will be reluctant to make your life miserable unless you continue to deal with her willingly on an everyday basis. She’s less likely to go to the courts, unless it’s for child support of course.
On to the white Americunt, this is the most dangerous bitch on the planet. She may not possess the same animalistic volatility in confrontational heated scenarios but don’t let that fool you. She will fuck your shit up for the rest of your life! Putting your finger up in a black woman’s face will just cause her to get more volatile, putting your finger up In a white woman’s face will prompt a restraining order and a police report. Telling a minority chick that she’s cute or hot is praise, telling a white bitch this can prompt a sexual harassment claim and land you on the sex offenders list. Simply put, a white woman as opposed to her racial counterparts will always take things out to their most legalistic extremes (with these Marxist perverted “laws”). If you work with them, live with them or just happen to be around them, will cause certain detrimental legal consequences to your life if she wants it that way. If she feels her self-worth “deprecated” after a drunken one night stand, she will certainly hit you up on rape charges and if you’re not a high profile millionaire with great lawyers, get use to prison life. She will make you support some alpha’s bastards with the state demanding you pay child support for someone else’s kid, and she won’t have any guilt about this. Black women may be intolerable in everyday scenarios but you can avoid this by simply avoiding them and they’ll leave it at that. White women have the lowest moral bar in the world, they are absolute sociopaths, and represent long term financial and legal challenges to your life and not to mention the vitality of your psychological well-being.
I like how you articulate your thoughts, Lance .. but do try not to be sucked into an overly negative view. Being careful and seeing the red pill truth, by all means. But maybe without being too jaded. Just my worthless 2 cents.
Best.
Good analysis. I find black bitches to be reactive and aggressive, but white bitches will go out of their way to make your life sucks just out of principle. Maybe it’s because they have the power to do so and they know the ropes, whereas black bitches haven’t caught up to it yet.
“they are absolute sociopaths…”
YES.
“Fatty wants to restore the once proud western civilization by reviving the core values that made it successful.”
LOL! You’re seeing the results of those so-called “core values” today, bud!
But aside from that, if you want to deal, here’s how its done.
What If you enter the house on an ordinary evening, only to find yourself dodging plates and glasses being thrown at you because “you talked with a female coworker”?
You better start running ,and not look back.
The greatest weapon a man has against his woman is to leave her.
I would recommend against pushing her face away as she will then say you punched her. I would submit to her, excuse myself and then call the police on her in private. (If they know you are calling the police, they will call them on you) Trust me, I have experience with this.
An awesome article.
Somebody should write a piece entitled – “how to hide your surprise if you ever meet an Australian girl who is not a bitch”.
I accept that it might not be of much practical use in this day and age.
A young man in his early 20s walked into a store and shot dead 2 women and was about to shoot a 3rd woman when the police arrived and blew him away
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/01/16/gunman-2-others-dead-in-shooting-at-indiana-grocery-store/?intcmp=latestnews
Another method: about turn, life right leg and let out a glorious fart. There is nothing more manly and nothing that tells her just how little respect she has managed to garner from you. Ha ha 🙂
Nice. If she’s squeamish, you might end the whole confrontation with one swell foop.
Or one unexpected poop.
Note: Don’t try this if you’ve had more than four cups of coffee.
LOL
Brilliant.
We’ve learnt so much from RoK about how to identify men, I was wondering where the female versions are. For example, differences between an alpha and beta female, where bitches are on the scale, and feminists.
Interesting idea. I will look into it.
“I was wondering where the female versions are. For example, differences between an alpha and beta female”
For the record – There is no such thing as “alpha females” only mother hens.
“Alpha female”? LOL! As David said, there is no such thing.
There is only hot and ugly women. Both are equally retarded but at least the hot women are physically appealing.
Alpha females are just the best looking ones.
The big difference is that unlike a man, a woman can only be “alpha” for a decade or so.
Lol .. first class piece this one.
Thanks
>Most of the time, if a man lets his girlfriend argue with another man without interfering, it’s because he himself is a bitch.
loved the article but with respect to the quote above, i’m often reminded of the ‘bit’ the famous red pill comedian patrice o neal said when his wife/bitch started on some guy in a bar they were frequenting.
she started acting all high and mighty getting a rise out of some guy, because she thought patrice would back her up. he looked at her with that deep apathetic/angry look a man gets when he’s tired of bitches shit like “i’m not going to help you out. you got yourself into this shit, you are going to get yourself out of this shit” and she went all shrinking violet. she learned a valuable lesson that day, actions have consequences. acting like a man, gets you treated like a man. acting like a lady gets you treated like a lady
Nice one… i think we could write 10 more pages on this subject if we thought into it in depth…. dealing with insecure and objectionable people is a modern zen artform, something along the lines of wielding a samurai sword in the bad old days…
“The black bitch, a ferocious and aggressive species” This is an AWESOME article!!! Bitches exist because some man didn’t train them correctly. the author hit this one right out of the park! BRAVO, SIR!!!
Hey all guys pay attention here! If you read any of these articles on this site and trust/agree in the authors advice you are basically signing a contract to NEVER get pussy in your entire life! Smart girls don’t mess around with a bunch of cunts, seen here on this website. 🙂
Before you go get your ice cream and tampons, you should recognize that “cunt” is a pejorative for females…like yourself.
as a kid in junior high school etched in my memory is an event I witnessed at school once.
this girl screaming/crying is going psycho crazy on this dude , but the dude is calm as fuck just looking at her.
she charges at him and he holds his position and just puts his arm and hand out before she reaches him . she was swinging too but he remained like a statue. he wasnt choking her but just defending himself by keeping her from reaching him.
another suggestion is change the subject if you can or better yet their focus…
Excellent advice. But do keep in mind, none of it is foolproof, only preventative.
One tiny screw up and the game is over. It’s kind of like like nitro glycerine. Jostle it even a tiny bit too much and it will send you flying in every direction.
Just buy yourself a pitbull bitch. Pitbull bitches are much easier to deal with and they’ll love you more than any human bitch ever will.
What if your girlfriend cuts her hair without even telling you first?
I will spank her and send her to the wig store.
Dump her. Well, it depends on how much she took off.
I’ve threatened a few of my girlfriends in the past that if they cut their hair really short (like above shoulder length) I would seriously reconsider being with her, and it worked, they didn’t. They thought initially I was kinda joking, but then they saw the seriously on my face. haha gotta lay down the law!
What do you think? DTB!
Superb article. Looking forward to “How to deal with a (status) whore” or “How to deal with a slut” too.
The best thing to do with a bitch if she’s making a demand like “Ummmmmmmmm can you give me some space. (notice the period and no question mark) ” or “Get out of the way” or whatever it may be is to continue to do whatever you’re doing and DO NOT 1. look at her 2. talk to her 3. get flustered. Don’t even turn your head, flinch, smile, apologize – nothing. I guarantee she’ll get over it or move away like a little mouse. A lamb does not demand the sleeping lion to move.
Gonna frame it like a Picasso
Why not just give her a good ol’ bitch-slap? There’s nothing better than to physically put a fucking cunt in her place.
Have fun in prison.
No proof, no name, no prison.
No physical evidence? No witnesses? No criminal complaint?
Carry on and see what happens.
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That’s a comedian actually playing a character, btw. This character is her making fun of “strong independent women.”
That’s too bad. But she took one for the team.
Looks like that’s not the video this pic came from, but this is the video I was referring to.
I like the face plant. Bitches are so random that there really is no preparing for them. One may not be confronted by a bitch for a couple of years and then, all of the sudden, wam….there she is. I run into bitches in the bars from time to time and it’s not her that bugs me, it’s the pussy whipped bouncers and other men in the bar that won’t shut her shit down. More often than not, it is a losing situation for any man that tries to shut here down. Best thing to do is leave and go to a different bar.
100% True!!!!!
Penis needs women.
Penis scared of women.
Here, penis. Advice perhaps to tame women.
It maybe get pussy.
Fail.
Life changing
Brilliant article!
I am dealing with a power crazy bitch at work and a bitch supervisor. One is married so her owner keeps her relatively calm. The other one’s owner got away from this 6 foot emotionfest, and I credit his trying. Unlike dealing with a man in charge, this stress inducing bitch will email your supervisor after you think you cleared up any issues in conversation. A bitch’s sadism knows no limits, and supervisors who fear for their jobs will go after you rather than face this wild she-boar.
The very building is calm when this cow is off pretending to be important in other places, but when it returns, it’s like poison in the air. It has it’s face in everyone’s business to the point of interference.
I blame the bleeding heart, fag loving Liberals for allowing this to happen. A once organized society is corrupted by so many overly emotional, logic defying bitches that I think something drastic is needed to restore order.
My main chick went crazy on me the other night. She even tried to get physical. Had to hold her down and kicked her out. Next morning 8am sharp she calls me to apologize. I told her to be at my house at 6, come in and go bend over my bed. I literally pulled her pants down and spanked her like a spoiled child. This chick is 26 years old. I’m 30. After the spanking, I fucked her doggy rough and went to bed. She is running errands for me and cleaning my house today. Women are just big teenagers. I swear the truth of this all. And she is a light skinned black chick that I would rate as a 8HB.
A key point that the author makes is that it’s YOUR RESPONSIBILITY as the man (her master) to keep her in line when in public. If she decides to fight with a neighbor or draw blood elsewhere inciting a riot or a war with ANY innocent person, the beta would acknowledge that she’s her own person and any fallout shouldn’t rightfully fall on HIM. Sadly HE IS WRONG just as betahood IS THE WRONG FRAME to live in with respect to your woman.
He is RESPONSIBLE for her and her actions. Many clueless betas draw fire and ‘get in trouble’ for the antics of their wild bitches just as parents of delinquent children will get cluster fucked by the local neighborhood association or even the local authorities. In many areas parents can actually be held liable when the kids commit crimes in the area. SO CONTROL THEM. By the same token IT IS NEGLECT to not control your woman as well.
Sometimes when the ‘ignore’ or ‘walk away’ or ‘diffuse the situation’ results in her not getting to draw or suck blood from an innocent bystander or neighbor, she will turn the ambush or fire TOWARDS YOU – HER MASTER. She’ll take it out ON YOU. This is a time when you need to be alert with eyes in the back of your head and a bit of free time and resources at hand to devote to one on one discipline WITHOUT DELAY. Stalling could prove fatal when it’s time to BREAK BREAK BREAK and tame the wild mare with a bug up her ass.
Above all FIGHT SMART. We men are at war with people and principalities, forces and systems that wage a hot but unconventional war against us – Preventing us from controlling our women and children. Practice your swing daily taking out the anti-patriarchs.
i do all this shit, she’s still a fucking cunt. i’m gonna murder her
Well, be careful. By all means, but still, you don’t want to be caught. Be careful about disappearing the bitch real well.
Who says you can’t slap the bitch? Futhermore, you can deal with a woman EXACTLY as you deal with a man that is trying to ruin you. What the fuck, are women equal, or aren’t they? If she’s trying to ruin you, you walk her out to the garage, you show her the spade she’s going to dig her own grave with, you show her the lime you’re going to cover her with before you shovel the dirt she dug over top of her. A broad deserves nothing less than an honest premise. And when she imagines the scenario and realizes you’re deadly serious, all of a sudden, she’s off your back. Fellas, you don’t let anyone fuck you. You back up your interest with whatever means you must. Dignity. Without it, you might as well dig your own hole, jump in and blow your own brains out.
If a bitch started me and she’s hot, I just grab the bitch forceful and start making out with her. It shuts her up every time!
Basically treat the bitch, like a bitch (female dog)
This takes great discipline. I have a hard time biting my tongue when a bitch goes off on me and gets personal. It’s one thing when the bitch is a coworker, but when it’s a bitch your dating or married to, then it’s different Still, you are correct, it is best to ignore the bitches, though it is difficult as fuck
If this was 50 years ago you could just back slap a bitch and all would be done. Alas we live in different worlds, and the bitches know this Cunts really do rule
To all you single youngbloods, no matter how big the tits or cute the face, if you come across a bitch, run!!!!! Heed this advice
Have her meet some of your friends when she goes to the parking lot. They can let her know that she is a very special person to them now and will be visiting her on a regular basis, should she persist in being “unpleasant”. She will set up a situation in which she can declare herself “offended” and use the law against you in a false complaint. That can be done by you as well. Just not by using the police and courts. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander, so to speak. Just remember that you did not start this and she continued with her abuse until it got her where she is now. Having lunch with the mayor when she is “educated” will send her through the roof and then it will calm down to a whimper, or it will escalate exponentially until you “confess”. DENY! DENY! DENY! Keep her “lessons” up for some time and at odd hours. After a while she will equate peace and quiet with her behavior. REMEMBER! She started this and would not quit. Let her discover that peace is a two way street.
Never start these things and be reasonable in trying to defuse it if possible. Once things get to the point that it is lesson time, Never speak of it or text about or in any way communicate what you were forced to do.
Well I Googled how not to be a crazy bitch and found this. It is amazing! I’m a sarcastic, crazy bitch sometimes. I’m working on not being controlling, considering I’ve married my long time best friend and he’s a wonderful man who won’t put up with it. Sometimes it is hard as a woman not to let emotions rule our lives. Also, I’ve always been independent. I have a great paying job where I’m the boss. So, it’s been a difficult pill to swallow allowing anyone else to take the reins. I agree with what you’ve wrote. Absolutely some of the best ways to deal with a crazy bitch are to ignore her (I hate it), simple sentences like, “that’s enough”, and never back down! Women like this don’t want a bitch, they want someone to take the reins and be the man. Thanks for the article!
Everybody suggest that .. talk to her .. make her understand.. as if .. maintaining the responsibility is duty of only man .. the problem is that girl won’t listen.. thats their strategy to not cooperate.. a bitch girl know she is a bitch and will not listen to decent man .. who is trying hard for family.. irony is .. the same will become very obedient if she is screwed by strong head man..
All g except the face mush…while many of us wanna beat these bitches assess its best to just imagine it. If u do it in the physical u will have the mem but u will land in jail dealing with these hoes..best to just imagine u smash that bitch head in a meat clover, laugh to yourself and keep that fake memory as ur reality..get a better bitch less drama, cook good, and take it up the ass..
Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?😂
Well I needed that. Thanks.