Juggling several girls may look easy, but there’s more to it than meets the eye. It’s a fine art that requires laser-like attention to detail, planning, creativity, and—above all—poise. Unfortunately, unless you’ve met the woman of your dreams—an unlikely proposition if you live in the United States—it’s a near-necessity in today’s dating market. Like pancakes, it takes a stack of these low-nutritional-value hoes to satisfy your appetite.
Big talkers and arm-chair Casanovas will tell you to simply declare upfront that you aren’t “looking for a girlfriend” or that you’re “keeping your options open” or something else like that. This is almost always bad advice, from someone either talking out of his ass or who lives a lifestyle so different from your own that they’re totally out of touch with the reality of the average cat’s life. The average guy can’t pull this off, and the average girl won’t put up with that shit.
When in doubt, lurk in the shadows.
How to Date Several Girls at the Same Time
Keep them physically, and mentally, separate.
There’s an old toast, “to our wives and mistresses: may they never meet.” Remember that keeping your women separate is your singular mission. This isn’t just a physical task—keeping them from walking into the same frozen-yogurt place at the same time—but also a mental one. Keep your names, stories, and timelines straight. I shouldn’t have to say this, but the safe route is to never refer to a girl by her name (to avoid saying the wrong one), re-ask questions you’re aren’t 100-percent about (“what was that movie we saw together last time?”), and feign having a bad memory (“I’d forget what day of the week it was if it weren’t for this sweet Casio watch”).
Track your prospects with an organized system.
Choose your own adventure, but I use a large post-it note with basic data than I stick on my calendar and update regularly. This serves as a daily prompt to contact and see my girls in the correct intervals to prevent decay in fresh leads or disgruntlement from regulars. Prioritize your “bottom bitch,” but always attend to new customers with industry.
Put your phone on lockdown.
I’m convinced 75 percent of guys get caught because of sloppy phone game. Put a password on your phone and change it regularly. And, if you’re getting more serious with one girl, put the others into one of the several fine text-hiding apps that are on the market today. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Put your computer on lockdown.
Another 20 percent of guys get caught because of sloppy laptop game. Use a different browser for your shenanigans than for showing cute-animal videos to your girl or letting her check her Facebook. Since roaming eyes are as a big a danger as anything else, it’s also a good strategy to learn the keyboard shortcut for quickly locking your computer (Windows Key + L on Windows machines). If you’re like me, you have completely separate computer for public usage. No one but me touches my filthy laptop.
Invent several friends, and talk about them regularly.
This is an important step since it will plant the seed for future alibis. You’ll need at least two or three fictional friends, each of whom will meet a different need. Avoid referring to them by name. You’ll need one who lives in a neighboring town, but who you visit regularly. This will explain extended absences or sudden disappearances. You’ll also need an “unattractive” female friend—or male friend with a “clingy girlfriend”—to explain away all of the hair clips, tampon wrappers, and other bullshit that girls will invariably shed in your apartment but that you may miss in your routine sweeps.
Talk about your life on a need-to-know basis.
Answer questions as if you’re talking to cops: only offer up the information requested. Withhold unnecessary details about stories dealing with risky aspects of your life. She doesn’t need to know that you’re going to New York for exactly three days and four nights. You’re going to “be away for a few days” and will be back “next week.” That’s it. This practice will leave you vital wiggle room when needed.
Keep an erratic schedule.
Girls are like dogs: the moment you do something twice you’ve created a pattern. And they can sniff out skullduggery in the slightest changes in your behavior. It’s best to avoid this problem altogether. See your girls on different days, at different times, and in different intervals. Like P90X, it’s all about pussy confusion.
Manage your semen.
This is an often-overlooked aspect of successfully managing multiple women. Even if you’re a sexual beast, your third day in a row won’t be as strong as your first. A tepid bang might not get you “caught,” but it’ll be the kiss of death with a new girl. Give yourself at least one day of rest before an important date. If back-to-back nights are inevitable, put the lower-priority girl second. If the lower-priority girl must go first, only bang her once and save the rest of your juice for the next night.
“Play” a contact sport.
Pickup basketball has explained away scratches on my back, bruises on my chest, and an array of other bedroom injuries.
Her: How did you get a scratch under your shirt?
Me: We were playing shirts-versus-skins and I was on skins. These guys really need to clip their nails.
Her: Playing with your shirt off is kinda gay.
Me: I agree.
Deny, deny, deny.
Like Bill Clinton, never admit to wrongdoing—even in the face of incontrovertible evidence.
Monogamy may be on its way out—as evidenced by girls brazenly declaring themselves “polyamorous” or shamelessly bragging about their sexual exploits as if they’re accomplishments—but exclusivity is still the tacit expectation. If you’re going to sneak around, you still have to do it right.
(Note: This article was written as an unofficial update and homage to this masterpiece.)
When I get back from class I’m going to read the fuck out of this.
When is your next female enraging article set to hit the internet Tuthmosis?
I got tired just reading this. Definitely its not for everybody.
That’s true. Some guys like having one girlfriend at a time, and that’s it. But, then, that’s also not for everyone either.
Makes a man too prone to developing one-itis, and without other plates spinning his negotiating power deteriorates greatly. Seems rather self defeating.
It all depends on priorities.
When I’m going through a phase of focusing on a business project, I don’t have the time for managing multiple girls as it takes up too much valuable time. So then I “settle” with the best one of the group and enjoy the “mini-relationship” for a few months. This secures regular sex and a bit more deeper relationship than usual for a while.
Then, when I’m in a more relaxed / reward / lighter working phase, I go back to spinning plates.
I find this way you get the best of both worlds and manage your time and resources much more effectively.
This isn’t a bad strategy, though your selection at any given time can also dictate your pace. If you come across a keeper, there’s nothing wrong with resting the plate spinning, spending time with her, and devoting your energies to new projects and hobbies.
If all you’re coming up on is disposables, you gotta keep moving.
Absolutely – I’ll never toss a quality girl just to get back to spinning plates. But you have to make very sure she’s a quality girl and that you’re not getting stuck in a comfort zone.
i think you can take it one step further and be super casual about it… then they come to you…. my buddy had 5 on the go at one time and he just didn’t give a fuck about any of them…. another girl friend would fly in to visit from out of town and he’d blow them all off until she was gone and then he’d call one again….
girls have boring lives… if you are the man they will flock to you…. he did own one of the most popular bars, he had advantages but still…. it can be done.
The banhammer will be used a lot this week.
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130411030255/creative-weaponry/images/9/9d/Zxv8m2il,_Banhammer.jpg
I’m definitely pro at online dating haha. Once went on four dates in one week. Heard about this guy who went on 6 or 7 a week. My advice- try not to double book on one day
Double booking on the same day is a good counter to flaking.
If the first one shows, send a text flaking on the second. Most girls never get flaked on in their entire life, sometimes flaking on them is a DHV.
An alpha male doesn’t play tricks. He is honest and confident. Confident enough that he can get the first girl to show up
You’re engaging in the No True Scotsman fallacy. You’re redefining a concept here to suit your core beliefs without regard to the actual concept.
“Well, if you were a REAL alpha, you’d take out the trash every night and do the dishes because you’d be confident your woman wouldn’t see you as a beta herb for doing so”.
Your name is masculine, but I have a strong suspicion that you’re a disguised female. If so, I apologize to management for replying, but on the chance this is a male I felt it incumbent to call out the beta for being a beta.
An alpha is confident, he’s sure he can get the girl he wants. He goes after anything he wants and doesn’t budge. And if not he moves on confident he can find better.
a business man is rich, he travels in limos and private jets…. has sexy personal assistants that occasionally blow him… and a loving wife and kids….
you don’t go from your studio apartment to your mansion, wife, private jet etc. in a hop and a skip … do you now ?
playing women is no different to playing for money….
you start slow, you build it up and one day you are that man.
if you won’t go to a business meeting without a limo and a private jet.. you’ll probably find it hard to get started….
you have to cut corners in the beginning.
The best players have 2.5% success rates and deal with flakes all the time.
I know plenty of virtuous women where the most apex alpha in the world could never get in her pants. Alpha males engage in outcome independence, not fear of rejection.
No tuthmosis this is PIMP 101 guide
Establish a romantic connection
Fuck her consistently but passionately
Have degrading sex (Anal, Cum swallowing)
Establish a Deep connection (extract all the fucked shit about her and tell her you understand and that you guys have a rare and scared connection)
When she askes you about committment you give the guidlines
“I can date other people but you cant …your to special to let go” 🙂
Sounds gd. I’m trying out a new strategy where I play into a girl’s fantasy of being unable to control myself around her and that I’m falling 100% for her. Then I fuck her up the ass. So far, it’s worked for 1 chick so let’s see how it goes on a consistent basis.
Sir I congratulate you.
Thank you but as I mentioned, let’s see if I can make it work consistently long term.
Regular anal sex works well for me.
And yes, get all her deep dark secrets about being raped, daddy touching her, how she cuts herself, etc.
You should do that normally.
If you want to have ANY success in the game, you gotta learn how to get a bitch’s life story.
Excuse you, sir. I just wanted to say you are the most sexist human being that I have ever heard about. I literally thought your articles were a joke- and then I read them. The first one I read was called ’24 Signs She’s a Slut,’ and now I’m on this one. First off: Just flat out, FUCK YOU. Reason number 7 on your 24 signs was that she had big boobs. Do you think someone can control that shit? Like, “Oh boobs, please stop growing so I don’t look like a slut”? I don’t understand how you can make an idiotic article on what personifies someone as a slut, when this article is titled, ‘How to date several girls at the same time.” Here’s a little fact: What makes someone a slut is how many people they are sleeping with (NOT WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE); and it appears YOU are A SLUT.
Also another thing about this WHOLE FUCKING COMMENT SECTION:
HOW ARE YOU ALL SO SEXIST? I can’t even comprehend the stupidity. If you actually think women are different besides body parts- then you deserve all of the hell that comes at you. WE ARE THE SAME. If a man wants to quit his job and care for his family, FUCKING DO IT. A woman should not feel any different than a man. It sucks that someone has to defend that shit!
I can promise you that I am no feminist- because FUCK THAT SHIT. WOMEN ARE NO BETTER THEN MEN.
I’m an equal-ist. WE ARE ALL THE SAME.
cunt
I’m just not that good of a liar. I logically recognize the need to do these things to survive a sexual marketplace in the States that is just horrible for one-at-a-time guys, but I’m just not that good of a liar.
I’m stuck making individual women qualify themselves to me, one at a time.
You need to practice lying to women…. start by telling them what they want to hear, but without making things up.
But this doesn’t always work in Australia, because Australian women are so aggressive and confrontational, they will automatically be suspicious of guys who tell them what they want to hear. This is where you really need to refine your bullshit stories, and this comes through practise.
We should all strive to be able to lie to women before we even think to tell the truth…. But more importantly, be able to remember your own bullshit, so that you don’t get your details wrong in the future.
You need to be the Keyser Soze of dating.
Also, if you keep the girl around long enough you will get caught.
What the girl does to confront you is basically a shit test that you have to pass if you care to keep her.
If you never promised exclusivity, never told you you loved her then pass this shit test by displaying no weakness, shame or guilt for your actions. She’s the one who should have asked for commitment if that was important to her.
Pretty much. This is definitely a medium-term strategy. In the beginning, there’s no expectation of exclusivity, and you can just leave the topic unbroached until she brings it up.
Keeping around a second, or third, girl too long-term is definitely suicide. The exposure will keep growing until you get clipped.
Excuse you, sir. I just wanted to say you are the most sexist human being that I have ever heard about. I literally thought your articles were a joke- and then I read them. The first one I read was called ’24 Signs She’s a Slut,’ and now I’m on this one. First off: Just flat out, FUCK YOU. Reason number 7 on your 24 signs was that she had big boobs. Do you think someone can control that shit? Like, “Oh boobs, please stop growing so I don’t look like a slut”? I don’t understand how you can make an idiotic article on what personifies someone as a slut, when this article is titled, ‘How to date several girls at the same time.” Here’s a little fact: What makes someone a slut is how many people they are sleeping with (NOT WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE); and it appears YOU are A SLUT.
Also another thing about this WHOLE FUCKING COMMENT SECTION:
HOW ARE YOU ALL SO SEXIST? I can’t even comprehend the stupidity. If you actually think women are different besides body parts- then you deserve all of the hell that comes at you. WE ARE THE SAME. If a man wants to quit his job and care for his family, FUCKING DO IT. A woman should not feel any different than a man. It sucks that someone has to defend that shit!
I can promise you that I am no feminist- because FUCK THAT SHIT. WOMEN ARE NO BETTER THEN MEN.
I’m an equal-ist. WE ARE ALL THE SAME.
SCREW YOU
good point, there is a line when you just brush it off like it’s nothing….. denying too much is no good… let her leave you and try and find a replacement and come crawling back or not…. girls are all about ‘feeling’ something….
don’t buy into their drama….
if you always feel good and happy, she will have to buy into that… even if you are openly ass fucking her BFF.
Eventually they all figure out they aren’t exclusive. Pass the shit test, and you’ve now got girls exclusive to you who don’t expect it back.
Every man should aspire to run a soft harem.
Yeah, it’s really not that tough. The advice is solid, I just don’t get the fundamental premise of the article, namely that women won’t react well to above-board declarations of non-exclusively. Seriously, what could be more DHV/pre-selected/social proofing that nonchalantly telling a girl that you have no interest in committing to her? I do this with every new girl and I lose MAYBE 25% as a result. The others are invariably turned on as fuck by it.
It will result in tons of shit tests and drama, however. My guess is this is largely a function of filtering out more stable women. But hey, shit tests are kind of fun when you can see them coming a mile away.
A PIMP NAMED SLICKBACK!!!!
I have a hard time remembering what women have told me. I assume this stems from the fact that I’m genuinely not really interested in anything they have to say. So concerted effort is required when I’m in the “get to know you stage”. For guys that are just getting started in the juggling multiple women act. Here’s some of the things to always remember and note down if needed:
Her pet’s name- Due to the fact that she’s a fucked up American girl- she likes her cat(s) or her dog more than human beings (especially men). Sure, she may fuck you, but make no mistake about it- she doesn’t like you more than her animals. She can watch the news and hear about five people being decapitated with a chainsaw and not bat an eye, but the second a Humane Society/ASPCA commercial comes on, or there’s a story about how a dog was left without food for 10 hours- she comes unglued and “this is an outrage” comes screaming out of her mouth. So, forgetting the name of her little faggot dog or her precious little tibby tat can be as bad as calling her another woman’s name when you’re fucking her.
Her zodiac sign- I fucking hate astrology/horoscopes more than one can imagine, but to women this shit tends to be serious business. Apparently luminous spheres of plasma dispersed at random in our solar system somehow hold the true reasons why she didn’t get called for that job interview. God damn that shit is dumb, but whatever. Just remember if she’s a Capricorn and not a Libra.
Her job/college major- This shouldn’t be too hard to remember, because for some reason women can’t shut the fuck up about their careers/jobs. Who knew cubicle work could be so damn interesting, right? Make it a point to not confuse what she does for work or school with what another girl does. You will be screwed if you get this wrong, promise. Speaking from experience here.
Of course, there’s more, but these are pretty high on the list of things you might not think about too much- they do matter though.
The two computer thing is very legit advice too Tuth (whole article is great) I do my dirty work on a cheap Acer laptop that I’ve had for years. When one of my present two girls comes over, I simply stash it in my toolbox in the garage. You don’t see too many women asking for a socket set or a screwdriver, so it’s a great hiding spot.
Yeah, as recently as last week I got caught referencing a different girl’s brother as her own. Oh well.
You need a dating diary….
or better yet, print out their profile from Cupid, and then write notes on the back of it based on all those bullshit things that girls tell you on the first few dates.
“can be as bad as calling her another woman’s name when you’re fucking her.”
My pop is nearly a superhero. He was talking to my step-mom one time years and years ago and called her another woman’s name, clearly by accident. Quick on his feet he then started going through a long list of women’s names, looked at her with an arrogant smile and said something along the lines of “Which one are you again, I forgot?”
She lapped it up. From that point forward he always called her by a different name, and she just beams. He was doing agree and amplify before most of y’all were born and still has that woman eating out of the palm of his hand. Been married 32 years, she dutifully cooks him dinner, brings him his beers and treats him like the King of the House.
And if you think about it he just bought himself some insurance such that if he were out catting around with other women he’d be safe with the step-mother if he accidentally called her another name.
They can’t shut the fuck up about their job coz they’re brainwashed by feminism.
Yep. They’re taught that we value and care about their “careeeeers”, when in fact that’s the very, very last thing I care about with any woman. If she’s working to support herself until she finds a husband, fine, no worries, but if she’s droning on about her life absorbing full lifetime “passion” cum career, she can go jump off a bridge for all I care. Career and “highly intelligent, driven, ambitious!” women are a major, major turn off and they’re too stupid to realize that they’re selling a package that nobody requested or desires.
I think it’s more fundamental: in their hindbrains, the office place is now a bizarre surrogate “family” for these broads.
Boss is the alpha male beachmaster, coworkers fellow members of the harem, and any reports are slaves or servants, handy parasite cleaning gulls.
You give them too much credit for thinking.
Ya know….I’m not sure I entirely agree with your assessment but I think there’s a grain of truth there.
Women are biologically designed to focus on family. Brainwash the love of family out of them and they tend to form some very unhealthy attachments in place of that.
My “preference” is only to date teachers, nurses and models.
Teachers are nurses are generally kind, patient, have good stories to tell, and are generally not spooked by early advances.
Models are models, and we all want to fuck them, and so far I have only pulled one…. but we all need goals right ?
Avoid bankers, lawyers, psychologists and be cautious on charity workers.
Bankers and lawyers put money above their own happiness (which is why 90% of them piss and moan about their jobs, boss..etc.). And they have nothing interesting to say about their jobs.
How can you sugarcoat sitting at a desk all day, staring at spreadsheets of derivatives whose sole purpose is to scam the rest of us.
Psychologist are just plain idiots. And will treat you like a patient, and tell you all about your undiagnosed aspergers.
Charity girls are generally social studies majors, feminists in disguise. RSPCA girls can be ok though.
Please…..I dated a teacher once(graduated from a preppie, all girls school in VA and now teaches HS chemistry there).
It took awhile for her true colors to show but she was a self-centered, narcissistic, bitch.
If you google her name the first thing that pops up is a meme of the “excited baby” with the caption “Seniors Graduate….No more Julia *****an!”
Thats a shame…. maybe try a nurse.
Excuse you, sir. I just wanted to say you are the most sexist human being that I have ever heard about. I literally thought your articles were a joke- and then I read them. The first one I read was called ’24 Signs She’s a Slut,’ and now I’m on this one. First off: Just flat out, FUCK YOU. Reason number 7 on your 24 signs was that she had big boobs. Do you think someone can control that shit? Like, “Oh boobs, please stop growing so I don’t look like a slut”? I don’t understand how you can make an idiotic article on what personifies someone as a slut, when this article is titled, ‘How to date several girls at the same time.” Here’s a little fact: What makes someone a slut is how many people they are sleeping with (NOT WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE); and it appears YOU are A SLUT.
Also another thing about this WHOLE FUCKING COMMENT SECTION:
HOW ARE YOU ALL SO SEXIST? I can’t even comprehend the stupidity. If you actually think women are different besides body parts- then you deserve all of the hell that comes at you. WE ARE THE SAME. If a man wants to quit his job and care for his family, FUCKING DO IT. A woman should not feel any different than a man. It sucks that someone has to defend that shit!
I can promise you that I am no feminist- because FUCK THAT SHIT. WOMEN ARE NO BETTER THEN MEN.
I’m an equal-ist. WE ARE ALL THE SAME.
(this guy needs to know)
Excuse you, sir. I just wanted to say you are the most sexist human being that I have ever heard about. I literally thought your articles were a joke- and then I read them. The first one I read was called ’24 Signs She’s a Slut,’ and now I’m on this one. First off: Just flat out, FUCK YOU. Reason number 7 on your 24 signs was that she had big boobs. Do you think someone can control that shit? Like, “Oh boobs, please stop growing so I don’t look like a slut”? I don’t understand how you can make an idiotic article on what personifies someone as a slut, when this article is titled, ‘How to date several girls at the same time.” Here’s a little fact: What makes someone a slut is how many people they are sleeping with (NOT WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE); and it appears YOU are A SLUT.
Also another thing about this WHOLE FUCKING COMMENT SECTION:
HOW ARE YOU ALL SO SEXIST? I can’t even comprehend the stupidity. If you actually think women are different besides body parts- then you deserve all of the hell that comes at you. WE ARE THE SAME. If a man wants to quit his job and care for his family, FUCKING DO IT. A woman should not feel any different than a man. It sucks that someone has to defend that shit!
I can promise you that I am no feminist- because FUCK THAT SHIT. WOMEN ARE NO BETTER THEN MEN.
I’m an equal-ist. WE ARE ALL THE SAME.
I won’t stop
Agreed, astrology is retarded.
Massive KJ all through this article, to the point where I’m pretty sure it’s joking. Either that or the author is a huge pussy who likes to waste shitloads of time and energy lying to people. My girls ALL know there are other girls–yes, because I tell them usually before we even have sex–and some of them read my blog and articles on this site. Turns out if you’re honest with people, there’s no need to lie to them or pretend you have a bad memory or any of that other bullshit. Who knew?
The last thing American girls want is honesty. And having tried both ways, I found my success rate is much higher when telling them all the lies they want to hear rather than the truth they claim to want to hear.
Aye. They’re not fond of giving out honesty, so why give them the honor of dealing with them with anything more than they give you?
Gotta agree with this. Even sluts want to think they’re special. I’ve gone both routes too. Subterfuge is the way to go from my experience. For every girl that wants up front honesty there’s five that want to feel special.
I’ve gone through my share of American women and I’ve yet to meet one that is truly interested in the truth. In being told it perhaps but NEVER in reciprocating it. A few might like to know you have your own rotation but no American girl will concede to having their own rotation.
Very true-honesty just gets your head ripped off and definitely does not get you laid. They only want to hear the truths they like. As far as dating multiple women, lie by omission. Let the gears turn in their own heads-it creates competition anxiety which works in your favor.
Honesty is be best policy. A good alpha male doesn’t string anyone along.
They don’t need nor have any right to know and I ain’t telling them.
Tell us more about this “good alpha male” you speak of.
Hahahahahaha.
What are you going to say?
“Sweety, I can’t tomorrow. I’m going to be eating the cooch of another woman and can’t take you by the store.”
Really??
In the words of John McEnroe – “You cannot be serious”
And in my own words – Every good lie is 90% truth.
Your big-baller “honesty” might work with your harem of underwear models and A-list celebrities, but your super-alpha act is considerably less effective on one of the editors of this website.
If the analytics are correct, those girls you so proudly show your blog to are the only ones reading it.
My blog is mostly a way of linking to my GirlsChase articles (remember that time we sponsored you?), a site that sees 8,000 new views per day. Nice try there chief.
That’s a pretty liberal use of the word “we,” given that your writing name (Drexel Scott) doesn’t show up anywhere on the staff page.
Seems like you deserve the “nice try” more than I do.
http://themaskandrose.wordpress.com/girls-chase/
http://www.girlschase.com/our-folks
nice bit of rivalry going on…. TH did mention that his article is more for beginners that need to play a few tricks to get started….. after a while you just won’t give a fuck and can be open, and even line them up for a threesome…. but that takes practice….
Actually, we get about 50K views / day, but I believe ROK’s at 2x or 3x this and climbing fast, so not really any point in waving stats around.
Anyway, we like ROK and I think Roosh is a great guy personally, so I’d rather we didn’t factor into any comment section jousts here. The deception vs. total honesty debate is a very good one and a higher level one in relationship game, but it’s one better conducted without the name-calling.
Thanks for your civility, gents.
Some women can be insanely jealous ! I prefer the honest way too! remember the Chinese woman that cut the penis of his man TWICE because jealousy x (
http://www.saharasamay.com/weird-and-wonderful/676549661/woman-cuts-husband-penis-woman-cuts-off-her-husband-private-part.html
I would also suggest that you be sure that they attend different eating disorder support groups.
Raid?
I need to work on getting 1 first
dress reasonably, get a half decent hair cut, buy a nice pair of shoes (girls always check out shoes, don’t ask me why).
walk around in the street on a busy day and just go up to women, say hello, introduce yourself, “im new around here…” … get her talking…… if she’s not at all engaging let her go…. don’t depress yourself chasing the birds….. if she engages… ask her if she’d like to have a coffee sometime, because you need to get to know the town…. get her number…. rinse and repeat…..
Its not you. Trust me. Its them. And logistics.
I dress sharp, work out, have a nice hair cut but if you live in an area where there is high demand / low supply things get exponentially more difficult. Save money, travel.
There are places in the world where women actually are nice to men. They do exist.
I have been. Ecuador, Colombia. This year Costa Rica, Panama and Peru. With plans on moving to Ecuador within a few years time. I’m done with this place
Excuse you, sir. I just wanted to say you are the most sexist human being that I have ever heard about. I literally thought your articles were a joke- and then I read them. The first one I read was called ’24 Signs She’s a Slut,’ and now I’m on this one. First off: Just flat out, FUCK YOU. Reason number 7 on your 24 signs was that she had big boobs. Do you think someone can control that shit? Like, “Oh boobs, please stop growing so I don’t look like a slut”? I don’t understand how you can make an idiotic article on what personifies someone as a slut, when this article is titled, ‘How to date several girls at the same time.” Here’s a little fact: What makes someone a slut is how many people they are sleeping with (NOT WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE); and it appears YOU are A SLUT.
Also another thing about this WHOLE FUCKING COMMENT SECTION:
HOW ARE YOU ALL SO SEXIST? I can’t even comprehend the stupidity. If you actually think women are different besides body parts- then you deserve all of the hell that comes at you. WE ARE THE SAME. If a man wants to quit his job and care for his family, FUCKING DO IT. A woman should not feel any different than a man. It sucks that someone has to defend that shit!
I can promise you that I am no feminist- because FUCK THAT SHIT. WOMEN ARE NO BETTER THEN MEN.
I’m an equal-ist. WE ARE ALL THE SAME.s
Why the subterfuge? I see three women during the week, and keep the weekends open for playing the field and enjoying newer ones. They are all aware of each other at least in general if not specifically – otherwise things are just too difficult to juggle. In general, I have Sun, Tues, and Thurs evenings for seeing the women that form my “core”, giving me time to do things I want on the other evenings, and Friday and Sat nights for enjoying my hobbies that bring me into contact with lots of other women. That is why I have to keep Fri, and Sat open, as well as Sunday morning – they provide the “seed” corn for the others.
I tried seeing women on the sly and while I could do it for a while, it just wasn’t sustainable over the long haul. I found that invariably I would screw up, or run into other women, or friends of them. Once a co-worker of a woman I was seeing, saw me out with another woman and that torpedoed that relationship. I just found that it was easier to state it clearly at the beginning that I was involved in seeing others, and didn’t plan on stopping that. Some women aren’t okay with that, and that’s fine – they never move into the “core” group, and I see them every now and then on special occasions.
i’m pretty sure that if you get them all a little drunk, they will happily get in bed with you all at once…. girls are weird like that….
What are some of those text hiding apps you speak of? (For the iPhone)
I don’t know the iPhone ones. Just Google it, there’s a shitload.
I understand the contact sport aspect to explain injuries, but what do y’all do about hickeys? Girls seem to love giving them.
Tell them no hickeys because you work in a professional environment. If you still wind up with one, grab a bic pen cap, press the blunt end of it into the hickey, twist until the skin is painfully tight and wound up beneath it, and hold for a good ten seconds or so. Repeat until it looks more like a spread out red mark rather than an obvious bruise.
I don’t know the science behind why this works but it does. I’ve passed them off as bug bites or just skin irritation the day after.
You can also rub on it. It turned out that it helps a lot.
I don’t tolerate women in my life who leave visible marks.
Nail scratches on back are ok.
I had a friend who was a player and when we were stationed in Italy, he hooked up with a real hotty. Anyway his “location game” was bad and she decided to come up to Germany to pay a visit and he got totally busted in public with his local girl. It was an epic scene but he handled it like a boss.
Haha! Pick-up hoops explaining back scratches? Girls being the gullible doesn’t surprise me.
I’ve gotten legitimate scratches on my back and chest from playing basketball. It’s really not that far-fetched.
Ha, try explaining a bite mark or why you always have new sheets on the bed.
Just fuck her at her house. I keep my abode a female-free zone.
I was playing b-ball with Mike Tyson for the bite marks, and we where a little messy last time.
this is basically for people that are not fully employed. I tried this once. Keeping up with all the drama, phone calls, keeping things on an even keel was like a second full time job. no thanks. 1 woman is enough at 1 time.
Not if you have things running on automatic. Why are you still calling girls anyway? Texting is king. Adapt or die.
He probably means that calling that girls do to “see how you’re doing” that men never do with their buddies.
There’s plenty of time for fluff phone calls when driving to work, airports, etc.
The girls figure out you talk to them when you’re bored. Which works well for you.
Don’t answer.
I don’t call girls tuthmosis but if you’re dating more than 1 your phone blows up, can’t get peace. I’m 46 been there, done that. when you’re my age and you want peace you’ll understand what i’m talking about. after so many women at my age they become like roadblocks while you’re trying to watch football and a pussy after you’ve had many doesn’t mean that much unless it’s really, really worth it. they all look the same after awhile.
I own a business and also work a 50 hr job + frequent business travel.
Women exist to serve me and make my life easier, not the other way around. If a plate becomes a time drain, next her.
The secret to getting laid is pretty outrageous and insane, the classic move, tell her you love her, that’s right. Women are desperate to be loved even the worst bitches and cunts a lot of times they are bitches and cunts because they have no love, and have so many romantic ideas in their heads they fall for it immediately, and you get LAID, its SO beta its like an implosion that turns into a hardcore alpha male who is getting loyalty and than you’re tickling her tonsils the next day. Its SORCERY i tell you, tell them all you love them and be their little special hero man. HAHAHAHAHA. Its not beta, because you tell them right away which makes them think you have serious balls! to not give a shit what they think, and its a turn on for them, a beta delays it and does all kinds of dumb moves. Never at any time tell the truth, women sense an honest man and hate him. They get turned on by the sensation that you’re a liar. It pushes a survival button that turns them on, trust me.
out of curiosity and not giving a shit, i tried it, and the response was EPIC. You just pretend you feel some kind of a special connection, and also talk about some new age story about universal order or whatever , it confuses them, and let them tell you they think you’re crazy it’s just a shit test to see if you’re lying or not. ( LIE!) Than they start romanticizing you, instant relationship and you get LAID. It only works on women who aren’t a risk to your social circle, so perfect for women ya just met . You all need to fake romanticism, something women have no choice but to fall for, it’s their button. It’s pretty advanced game, i call it, the bullshit romantic alpha male game. HAHAHA try it fellas, a lot of women i thought were useless i would just experiment with the love thing and to my surprise, complete turn-around, and laid, and loyalty. I even start feeling the fake connection myself sometimes, HAHAHAHAH, just remember, its a magicians illusion women’s love brains, dont get caught loving a woman for real! remember, they always need variety with fashion and also MEN, and will leave your ass and take your money if you ever dare love them,
yeah i tried it too… it works and it is epic, but you are seriously fucking with someone’s life to the point of being a little evil…. but it does work and it is amazing… always provided you don’t go and fall into your own trap, either by falling in love with her … OR accelerating her neediness and demands for commitment…… love will get you laid, but it will also get you a girl that wants to start planning the wedding….
Yeah, you can EASILY fall into your own trap with this game, especially when ya start spending a lot of time with a hottie that’s nice and sweet and gives you all kinds of respect and expressions of loyalty , just have to keep in mind, as soon as someone with more money and a squarer jaw than you with better jokes comes a long she will leave your ass at LIGHTSPEED . I’ve had women be VERY in love with me for years in a row, than it changes in about 3 days. Which is an amazing brain women have, to spend all this money on you and time humping you and you think everything is perfect, and it only takes them about 24-72 hours to hate you, and for no reason, usually they are bored and need drama in their life. Adapting to women seems evil doesn’t it? What if the object you have to adapt to is evil and destructive? i think you need to learn the red pill’s darkest secret pal. Women are destroyers. They seduce men into poverty and turn mankind against itself, women are nature’s Trojan horses! The universe does not want us living too long, so it invents traps to shorten our life span, traps in our very instincts. Deal with it, adapt, accept the bitter truth, bitterness is medicine!
I tell each girl I love her. Because I do.
Hint: it’s not agape love.
Good article. I guess keeping pics and posts off Facebook it too obvious. I usually don’t ask to be Facebook friends and claim that I don’t really use it, before she asks. All because my personal life is to be shared with real people, not to be put on display for 100s of acquaintances.
Run multiple Facebooks, friend random people in your city, use a fake last name.
“Theatricality and deception, powerful agents to the uninitiated”
imaginary friends – very important advice – and if you work for yourself from home, imaginary clients, imaginary boss, imaginary office you have to visit…
these things might seem childish or psychotic, but remember the old phrase “to catch a thief, think like a thief.”
girls are more or less psychotic, they will invade your world, your headspace, want to know everything about you, keep tabs on you, try to implement prevention strategies to stop you cheating…. etc. etc.
the only way to beat that is by having a whole world that she doesn’t have access to – otherwise you’re an open book and she will slowly but surely remove all the pages….
One of my biggest quandaries about this is how to deal with her asking to meet your friends. It is hard to get your friends on the same page, so I would just as soon not even try it. But you can use your social connections as leverage to get her to bang (I will introduce you to people if you bang), regardless if you never introduce her.
I just recently started seeing two chicks and this article arrived at the perfect time.
Girls hate my friends, since they’re all masculine and don’t give a fuck about not offending precious little snowflakes.
My friends? “Oh jeez, Aaron is bringing a ho around again. Let’s see how we can scare her off.”
1. Get and use the app burner never give out your real number.
2. Have a convenient out of town friend and talk a lot about business travel. Can’t do anything this weekend baby have to fly to a conference.
3. I don’t get all the manage your cum shit. Unless your bang expects a bid fat load in her mouth or on her tits just blow it in the condom and flush it.
4. Pick women fr different areas iof town. Geographic segregation greatly reduces your chances of a run in.
5. Have no online presence. None. All it takes is one tag on Facebook or some chick stumbling on your twitter feed and the gig is up.
6. Never apologize if you get caught. Simply tell her you are a man with options you never promised monogamy and she just assumed it incorrectly. Ask her if she has ever dated more then one guy at a time. Unless she is a troll the answer is yes . You may still lose her buy game it right and she will probably be back.
One of my plates is quite disappointed when I shoot a load that doesn’t make it past her tits.
I consider this a reasonable expectation from a woman.
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Step A: Don’t be black.
Step B: Go to Taiwan.
Hernandays 9 Tips of the day for: Juggling multiple women
1. Put any girl name you are fucking as a man’s name. So say you are fucking 5 girls, and you pass out after sex or drinking and the girl manages to hack your phone or whatever. Well all she’ll see is the same 5 dudes calling you over again.
Christina becomes Chris
Jessica becomes Jesse
Maria becomes Mario
Daniela becomes Daniel
And anything too feminine to make an obvious dudes name use the last name or just make one up with the same sylabol. Ie. Iulia become Igor or the last name.
9/10 girls will not even bother reading the messages or digging deeper when they don’t see any females calling you.
Even if there is some sexy massage you can play it off as some prank from your friends and
2. For gods sakes don’t leave any pictures of the girl under the dudes name
3. Never let her know your schedule. If she ask what you are doing next week be vague and aloof or give one word vague answers like stuff, playing hockey, etc.
4. Like the article says, deny deny deny. If you really must tell someone, go to a catholic church and confess your sins to god and its free and best of all they don’t see your face and can’t snitch on you to everyone else. Nothing good will ever come from admitting cheating….EVER.
5. And this is the real kicker. Fuck her and even pretend to commit verbally but never do couples shit and avoid couples shit and any sign of committment.
Essentially you are a shitty distant and aloof boyfriend/harem master. This is what real players I know do to drive women wild they have women eating out of their hand. While you players are trying to figure out how to keep your women, they are trying to figure out how to get rid of them. In fact alot of these dudes have women paying for meals, deals, and 22 inch wheels for their car. Are they the so called dead beat…. you bet but they have 4 girlfriends lending them 4 “Rent” money. As to why this works well basically women will work alot harder to chase down the shitty boyfriend to try to “turn him good” than to chase down the guy who doesn’t commit. Yes they will literally spend thousands of dollars to put you through school to get you that good job, buy you new clothes and so on and so forth. It takes a real ice cold player to do this but it can be done. In fact I recall my sister’s hairdresser husband did just that. He made her pay for his schooling, housing and so on (they were married) , divorced her after he got his first pay check and was fucking college age chicks behind her back the whole time (he was in his late 30s.and they were both cuban immigrants)
6. If you are going to explain away sex injuries by a sport, do not pick a non-contact sport like basketball. A sport like hockey, wrestling, boxing or mma would be far more believe than playing shirtless basketball in cold weather.
7. Wear condoms, there is nothing worse than getting a bunch of girls pregnant and being in the slammer for not being able to pay child support to 6 kids. And how easy will it be to bust your ass when there is a lawsuit filed as a PUBLIC RECORD that you are being sued for child support and the case shows you were dating/living etc with xyz woman when you had another woman?
8. Have “roommates” who are never there when she is. And it doesn’t hurt if two or three of them are “Fat chicks” Hence any female hair can easily be explained away as her shedding her wildebeest hair all over the place and how nasty she is and how you can’t wait to move out when the lease is done.
9. Of course you could always just fuck any girl you want and “date her” til your busted and if you get caught deny and pretend it was nothing and move on, she’ll be back. Women never forget the “one that got away” aka the one who fucked her, took her money and ran away before she could suck your SOUL!!!!!!
Yep. Periodically I want to get rid of a plate. That tells me I’m doing something right.
I don’t have a heart cold enough to drain women financially… yet. Seeing a girl short on food money because she bought my Xmas presents didn’t make me happy.
Everything you wrote here describes my friend 100%. His filthy rich girlfriend paid for all his meals, bought him new clothes and even took him out to an expensive holiday in Dubai. All on her expense. His other loyal girlfriend likewise, does the same for him even though she’s not rich. This kind of alpha power can be achieved but it takes a lot of time, dedication to Game, the willingness to face rejection and the courage to put yourself out of the comfort zone. Needless to say, it’s not an overnight accomplishment.
Any of you who aren’t dating more than one girl yet need to go out there and do this.
Also, if you want to bang your exes, put them on rotation. I’ve got 3 exes plated right now, 2 cities, they all hate each other. Life is good.
Great article. I’ve actually been living this lifestyle since 2012 and I found it to be somewhat easy as long as I locate the pussy in different geographical locations (+/- 30 miles) and try to keep most activity at their places. I also find the deny aspect to be very true. Even when they suspect you’re up to something just deny it until they stop caring or you dump them.
This was an entraining read but I have to interject my 2¢
Number One: As a man who at one time kept three girlfriends for several years, I highly advise AGAINST dating multiple women at once. It was a complete waste of time that I can never get back and I wouldn’t wish it on my worst enemy. Even if you can manage the logistics, there is literally no practical (or sane) reason why a man would ever need to ‘date’ multiple women at one time. I would even go so far as to say that dating multiple women at one time is a sign of weakness, as it’s a strong indicator of attachment. A man should never be so attached to a woman or women, emotionally or otherwise, that he starts making counterintuitive decisions.
Number Two: Never lie to a woman. This should be a no-brainer. How you carry yourself typically determines how she treats you. That being said, you unnecessarily sacrifice respect whenever you’re caught in a lie. Be bold. DON’T DENY SHIT. If she asks, tell her the truth and be dickhead about it. If she leaves, fuck her. You should be okay with letting her free at any time. I can tell you from experience, chances are she’ll stay if you’re as good as she thinks your are. However, if she leaves, you’re more likely to nail her down the line, if she thinks you’re an asshole than if she thinks you’re a coward.
It’s not a sign of attachment. It’s a sign of a weak ego in most cases.
Good point but I’ve rarely seen one without the other. Weak egos typically need the support and or approval of another.
Excuse you, sir. I just wanted to say you are the most sexist human being that I have ever heard about. I literally thought your articles were a joke- and then I read them. The first one I read was called ’24 Signs She’s a Slut,’ and now I’m on this one. First off: Just flat out, FUCK YOU. Reason number 7 on your 24 signs was that she had big boobs. Do you think someone can control that shit? Like, “Oh boobs, please stop growing so I don’t look like a slut”? I don’t understand how you can make an idiotic article on what personifies someone as a slut, when this article is titled, ‘How to date several girls at the same time.” Here’s a little fact: What makes someone a slut is how many people they are sleeping with (NOT WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE); and it appears YOU are A SLUT.
Also another thing about this WHOLE FUCKING COMMENT SECTION:
HOW ARE YOU ALL SO SEXIST? I can’t even comprehend the stupidity. If you actually think women are different besides body parts- then you deserve all of the hell that comes at you. WE ARE THE SAME. If a man wants to quit his job and care for his family, FUCKING DO IT. A woman should not feel any different than a man. It sucks that someone has to defend that shit!
I can promise you that I am no feminist- because FUCK THAT SHIT. WOMEN ARE NO BETTER THEN MEN.
I’m an equal-ist. WE ARE ALL THE SAME.
wow
Huh?
************** SWEEP YOUR BATHROOM FLOOR ****************
I have a bunch of girls that I call my “reserve bench”, which are generally available on short notice call-ups. Normally averages around 3-6 at any given time.
And the only times I have been busted are because I haven’t swept my bathroom floor, and one of the girls has spotted a hair of the wrong color or length, and interrogated me about it. I’m a reasonable liar, based on the principle that the best lies are 90% truth…. but once that seed of doubt is in their minds, a bailout is usually not far away.
Its amazing how much hair the average girl sheds. And no matter how clean you think you are, there is always be stray ones on the sheets, shower wall, or bathroom floor.
So, along with emptying your bins, locking down your computer, silencing + hiding your phone, and reviewing whatever piece of bullshit trivia you wrote in your dating diary that this girl told you…… clean your bathroom floor like you are gonna eat off it.
This is a great tip that I can’t believe I’ve neglected. Allow me to contribute two more, if you don’t mind…
1. Vacuum your bed: I keep a $50 dust buster that gets used before and after I ‘entertain company’
2. Do daily sweeps: Girls love to leave (or hide) belongings to guarantee that they will have subsequent visits. Check in medicine cabinets, closets and couch cushions for toothbrushes, robes and accessories (e.g. earrings, rings, et al).
I agree.
I have found various items secreted away in my place over the years.
The most suspicious of which was a pair or black panties (with a little white bow on the front), down the side of my bed. (on the side my “guests” always sleep).
If whomever it was went home commando, why didn’t she mention she lost her panties at my place in a subsequent email.
Or, she just brought an extra pair along, to plant in my apartment, and sabotage my action.
Either way, its not an well-intentioned act.
But its a smart move, since I’m not exactly sure whose they were…. and thus I can’t email all my reserve bench asking whose panties were lost in my bedroom.
And whoever it was, knows the above… and thus my absense of questioning shows her that I’m uncertain whose they are.
My solution was to put them back where I found them, with an old sleeping t-shirt over them, and deny all knowledge of them if questioned.
Toothbrushes, ear-rings, makeup,…are the usual items of sabotage.
How is this healthier for society than obesity or feminism?
It’s not. But if you decide to hand over your access to regular sex to a single woman nowadays, you deserve what’s coming to you.
It’s merely an adaptation to society. Men are natural problem solvers. Besides expatriation, being a player is the only adequate solution to the societal problem plaguing us today. As has been said before, “Enjoy the decline”.
Seems understandable enough, overt declarations of “I have five other girls I’m seeing, wanna be Miss Tuesday?” aren’t likely to appeal to many, but Roosh’s article that you linked to at the bottom really surprised me.
Isn’t a large part of the manosphere, particularly this site, formed around the tendency of women to cheat in favour of their hypergamy? Isn’t that sinking to the same level?
In 2012 I hired an online personal assistant from Elance to manage my online dating profile and set up dates for me (an idea I got from Tim Ferriss).
The online PA was tasked with sending girls messages from within my online profile and extract contact numbers. She would then load all the numbers onto a google doc spreadsheet.
Every Sunday night I would open up the google doc make a bunch of phone calls to set up dates during the week.
Money, Tues, Wed, were date nights because I had nothing going on, the rest of the week was for meeting up with friends and relaxing.
Friday and Sat was dedicated to going out and generating new leads from chicks at bars and shopping malls, I would add those numbers to my spreadsheet.
I would always set up coffee dates at a venue of my choice close to where I live. We would meet after 8pm, that way she would have to eat before going out (meet too early they arrive and order food).
I would always go for the fuck on the first date, if we are not AT LEAST kissing on the first date, I don’t call her and move on.
That year, I pushed hard to fuck as many women as I possibly could with as little investment possible, I generated over 100 phone numbers and only managed to fuck 12 girls, basically a new girl every month.
This was an experiment to determine how far I could push it…the results? 10% conversion rate.
In hindsight I proved to myself that if I really applied myself, I could get laid pretty regularly.
Despite my efforts to reduce cost, I still paid for it in TIME which is very valuable to me.
I have since devoted my time to more rewarding pursuits like learning to breakdance, watching TV series, painting and drawing, building IT stuff, reading and relaxing etc
Every time I meet I new prospective girl, I see ahead of me exactly what hoops I need to jump through in order to fuck her…then disqualify myself before even trying to avoid the rigmarole.
My conclusion is that chicks simply are not worth the time, even when you are getting regular sex.
A similar case to me, since ingesting the Red Pill. ROI is quite low, less than 10%.
Money can be spent and regain in the future, but the time spent pursuing and managing so many prospects is irrepleable. After some months I just gave up the high energy pursuit of notches and began investing into other activities.
Excuse you, sir. I just wanted to say you are the most sexist human being that I have ever heard about. I literally thought your articles were a joke- and then I read them. The first one I read was called ’24 Signs She’s a Slut,’ and now I’m on this one. First off: Just flat out, FUCK YOU. Reason number 7 on your 24 signs was that she had big boobs. Do you think someone can control that shit? Like, “Oh boobs, please stop growing so I don’t look like a slut”? I don’t understand how you can make an idiotic article on what personifies someone as a slut, when this article is titled, ‘How to date several girls at the same time.” Here’s a little fact: What makes someone a slut is how many people they are sleeping with (NOT WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE); and it appears YOU are A SLUT.
Also another thing about this WHOLE FUCKING COMMENT SECTION:
HOW ARE YOU ALL SO SEXIST? I can’t even comprehend the stupidity. If you actually think women are different besides body parts- then you deserve all of the hell that comes at you. WE ARE THE SAME. If a man wants to quit his job and care for his family, FUCKING DO IT. A woman should not feel any different than a man. It sucks that someone has to defend that shit!
I can promise you that I am no feminist- because FUCK THAT SHIT. WOMEN ARE NO BETTER THEN MEN.
I’m an equal-ist. WE ARE ALL THE SAME.
If a man has to lie or sneak around to date multiple women, he’s doing it wrong.
Never promise exclusivity in the first place. Then there is no reason to deny anything.
You’re dead on.
I disagree. The part about maintaining the appearance of exclusivity is key for most girls. Just because they’re sluts, they want to feel “special,” like they’re in a relationship with a guy who “cares” about them. If you’re trying to maintain a harem, it is best not to let any one girl discover that she is but one of many. Of course, if you’re just looking for a ONS, that doesn’t apply.
You’re only half right. Locking down your electronic devices (e.g. phone) is a no brainer but I can tell you from experience that most women, avoid the truth because the truth is unpleasant. So even if she suspects anything, you have quite a bit of time before she’s asking questions because finding out the truth destroys the reality she’s created with you.
More important than that, if you’ve created a fantasy convincing enough to keep her mind preoccupied, she won’t think twice about what you’re doing when you’re not with her because she’s too busy thinking about how amazing it will be once you’re together again.
With that being said, if you’ve reached a point where you’re having to invent fictional people or deny questions, you’ve made crucial mistakes to arrive at said point.
A player should always maintain the illusion of exclusivity but only a novice lies to do it.
“invent friends”….
Bullshit, they catch on quick. A better idea is to MAKE several friends.
Except real friends can slip up and mess up an alibi–especially to a slick girl who knows how to ask the right (indirect) questions.
Once I girl stayed over twice in period of 4 days in which I didn’t even managed to change my sheets. During second stay while making out she freaked out saying that “i could at least change my sheets.” after seeing make up on it (meaning, when I have been with other girl the previous night). Obviously it was her make up from few day before. Girls are crazy man.
Why the fuck is it so easy for bitches to take various cocks at a time without anyone knowing about it, but for men we have to set up huge fucking articles and essays on how to get pussy on the side? why is it so natural for the bitches and so difficult for us??
Because men are oblivious and women are masters at the “side-project”. I do NOT get caught with my pants down, regardless of how many people I’m seeing. From a practical standpoint, I think it’s fair to say that women tend to be more detail oriented, which definitely gives them the upper hand when it comes to sneaking around. I know immediately when one of the boys is seeing someone else… because men are sloppy. Receipts are left in the open, stories are transparent, and extra showers are noted. If you’re gonna fuck around, do it like a woman: properly.
Excuse you, sir. I just wanted to say you are the most sexist human being that I have ever heard about. I literally thought your articles were a joke- and then I read them. The first one I read was called ’24 Signs She’s a Slut,’ and now I’m on this one. First off: Just flat out, FUCK YOU. Reason number 7 on your 24 signs was that she had big boobs. Do you think someone can control that shit? Like, “Oh boobs, please stop growing so I don’t look like a slut”? I don’t understand how you can make an idiotic article on what personifies someone as a slut, when this article is titled, ‘How to date several girls at the same time.” Here’s a little fact: What makes someone a slut is how many people they are sleeping with (NOT WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE); and it appears YOU are A SLUT.
Also another thing about this WHOLE FUCKING COMMENT SECTION:
HOW ARE YOU ALL SO SEXIST? I can’t even comprehend the stupidity. If you actually think women are different besides body parts- then you deserve all of the hell that comes at you. WE ARE THE SAME. If a man wants to quit his job and care for his family, FUCKING DO IT. A woman should not feel any different than a man. It sucks that someone has to defend that shit!
I can promise you that I am no feminist- because FUCK THAT SHIT. WOMEN ARE NO BETTER THEN MEN.
I’m an equal-ist. WE ARE ALL THE SAME.
Excuse you, sir. I just wanted to say you are the most sexist human being that I have ever heard about. I literally thought your articles were a joke- and then I read them. The first one I read was called ’24 Signs She’s a Slut,’ and now I’m on this one. First off: Just flat out, FUCK YOU. Reason number 7 on your 24 signs was that she had big boobs. Do you think someone can control that shit? Like, “Oh boobs, please stop growing so I don’t look like a slut”? I don’t understand how you can make an idiotic article on what personifies someone as a slut, when this article is titled, ‘How to date several girls at the same time.” Here’s a little fact: What makes someone a slut is how many people they are sleeping with (NOT WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE); and it appears YOU are A SLUT.
Also another thing about this WHOLE FUCKING COMMENT SECTION:
HOW ARE YOU ALL SO SEXIST? I can’t even comprehend the stupidity. If you actually think women are different besides body parts- then you deserve all of the hell that comes at you. WE ARE THE SAME. If a man wants to quit his job and care for his family, FUCKING DO IT. A woman should not feel any different than a man. It sucks that someone has to defend that shit!
I can promise you that I am no feminist- because FUCK THAT SHIT. WOMEN ARE NO BETTER THEN MEN.
I’m an equal-ist. WE ARE ALL THE SAME.
Excuse you, sir. I just wanted to say you are the most sexist human being that I have ever heard about. I literally thought your articles were a joke- and then I read them. The first one I read was called ’24 Signs She’s a Slut,’ and now I’m on this one. First off: Just flat out, FUCK YOU. Reason number 7 on your 24 signs was that she had big boobs. Do you think someone can control that shit? Like, “Oh boobs, please stop growing so I don’t look like a slut”? I don’t understand how you can make an idiotic article on what personifies someone as a slut, when this article is titled, ‘How to date several girls at the same time.” Here’s a little fact: What makes someone a slut is how many people they are sleeping with (NOT WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE); and it appears YOU are A SLUT.
Also another thing about this WHOLE FUCKING COMMENT SECTION:
HOW ARE YOU ALL SO SEXIST? I can’t even comprehend the stupidity. If you actually think women are different besides body parts- then you deserve all of the hell that comes at you. WE ARE THE SAME. If a man wants to quit his job and care for his family, FUCKING DO IT. A woman should not feel any different than a man. It sucks that someone has to defend that shit!
I can promise you that I am no feminist- because FUCK THAT SHIT. WOMEN ARE NO BETTER THEN MEN.
I’m an equal-ist. WE ARE ALL THE SAME.
TAKE IT LIKE “A MAN” SLUT.
Women are sluts if they sleep around. However,as men it is our duty to spread our seed as wide as possible, but how are we meant to sleep around if women aren’t? Who do we sleep with? Is the woman forced into being a slut? Or is the woman meant to think she is in a proper relationship? In that case is that not lying and immoral? O.k so morals were invented by the weak to keep the strong down, plus they do not exist in nature. In that case why should the woman be worried about her own morals? In addition, in nature our closest relations the chimps do not mate for life, so why should a man OR woman. Yours sincerely a feminist, who believes that men and womyn are created equal, neither are more important or better than the other, because the human race needs both species to survive. By the way your thing saying short hair is unfeminine? Bullshit. In many countries throughout Africa where they have a much better grasp on gender roles than you little cockless fuckers in America, girls shaving their hair is a part of their femininity.
I love fiction, the type of fiction where men think they can get more than one woman interested in them at a time. The type of men whose personalities make beige look interesting.