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Build A Bachelor Pad And Save The World

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If there is one thing everyone needs it’s shelter, or at least a place with a roof where you can have lots of sex. Either way, many people shell out premium dollars on rent or mortgages, as well as utility costs. This results in many young men slaving their entire lives away to get a massive paycheck, only to end up with less than the crackwhore down the street sucking dick for rocks. So how do you get out of this crappy trend? Simple, build an earthship.

No, I’m not a delusional hippie, nor am I a survivor of a third world country. I have just realized through all the massive work I do to collect a paycheck, I usually spend most of it towards having a place to live. And while I value the importance of having a bachelor pad, I simply do not value the fact that my wallet is usually pretty light. Luckily one day I stumbled upon a post regarding earthships, which is what pegged my interest and research into the subject.

So what is an “earthship?” It’s basically just an eco-friendly home primarily built out of dirt, cement, and trash that allows you to be self reliant in terms of electricity and water. On the outside, your home will be… unique, but on the inside, it’ll look basically like any other home—or way better, depending on how much effort you put into it. Plus, you literally can build a castle from trash, and then proclaim that you are saving the world.

With a bathroom like that, your biggest problem might be keeping women from staying over.

The downside to an earthship is that your neighbors and women may initially think you’re weird. The upside is if the “going green” trend continues to be popular you will look like a genius, and people will envy you. Plus you’ll save a pretty significant amount of money by cutting utility bills down to internet and maybe satellite depending on your preferences.

The basics of the home include a battery room, which is hooked up to a solar panel roof to provide you with electricity. The electricity isn’t limited either, in fact you’ll probably be able to store more than you can ever use, unless of course the sun burns out, and then who cares. Temperature for the house is regulated through blinds and the opening and closing of windows thanks to its greenhouse design. Additionally,  any water you need is collected through rain or snow, stored in a well, and filtered and processed in your home. This means fresh drinking water, plenty of shower water, and of course a proper working septic system. If you want specifics you can either Google it, or watch the entire documentary (which I recommend) on YouTube. It’s called Garbage Warrior.

 The TV could be larger, but you get the idea.

The cost for an earthship is said to be similar to that of a conventional home mortgage, however upkeep is obviously drastically reduced by the simplicity of the home design, and like previously mentioned, you will have no utility bills. You’ll also have a completely different home than your neighbors, or any other guy any woman has ever met, which may allow you to stand out. Plus it’s your own home, bachelor pad for a king; and you can always use the “I’m saving the world” card. This means a lot more bangs.

Earthships might not be for everyone, but for those willing to venture into trying them, the benefits can be massive. Personally I’d like to build one myself someday as the positives seem to drastically outweigh the negatives. You basically get a cool looking house, more women, and more money in your pocket. Seriously, who doesn’t want that?

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49 thoughts on “Build A Bachelor Pad And Save The World”

  1. Houses are worthless. In California at least, you are paying for the land.
    No thanks, I would rather rent mostly because I know basic finance and how to use excel. For more compelling reasons, see “Enjoy the Decline”.

  2. I looked forever for a property in California that had grandfathered rights to springs on the property. People thought I was nuts because that was one of my top priorities. Think ahead.

  3. “The TV could be larger, but you get the idea.”
    If you’re still watching TV then you really do need game.

      1. I am a girl. And I don’t date TV watchers nor American mainstream media and pop culture enthusiasts.

      3. If you read her 500 other comments posted today on the blog (funny how the blog doesn’t catch her posting once a minute, the troll knows how to mask an ip), you’ll notice she enjoys riding brown and black cock, no whitey oppressor cock for this gal. And yeah, a real winner.

      4. “Wow, sounds like a fun girl.”
        Yep. I have tons of fun, traveling, experiencing new cultures, new food, new ancient monuments, new people, new languages, hiking, swimming, white water rafting, mountain climbing, dancing, camping, farming, woofing (look it up).
        But one hasn’t truly lived until they’ve watched American television.

      5. “If you read her 500 other comments posted today on the blog (funny how the blog doesn’t catch her posting once a minute, the troll knows how to mask an ip), you’ll notice she enjoys riding brown and black cock, no whitey oppressor cock for this gal.”
        Wow. I guess racism against white people is ok? You might be surprised to learn that white men are the least oppressive towards women in general. If you’d bother to leave your “man cave” and catch a flight somewhere you’d already know that.

      1. Not losers. It just shows where their interests lie. The best relationships are with those who share similar interests. TV isn’t one of my interests, particularly American television and movies, so why would I want to date someone who’s into that?
        They are best served by sticking to their own – other consumers of mainstream American media and pop culture.

      2. This is just another variation of “he must be over 6 feet tall” or “he must have a career” or “he must be a dog person”. You’d be all over an alpha’s dick wether he watches TV or not, sweetheart. These superficial “compatibility” checks will all become moot once the tingles flood your cavern.

      3. You implied that men who watch TV are in a particularly dire need for game…which doesn’t make any sense to me. If a guy watches his favorite sport on TV from time to time it doesn’t make him a “pop culture enthusiast” or whatever you want to call it. Further, even though this is far off topic, shared interests aren’t the same as identical interests.
        It’d be nice if more Americans got out of the basic cable scope of culture, but in a funny way it probably helps one’s game to be literate in such matters instead of the other way around. Perhaps you don’t realize this because you have no experience from the male side of game.

      4. “It’d be nice if more Americans got out of the basic cable scope of culture, but in a funny way it probably helps one’s game to be literate in such matters instead of the other way around”
        How so? It certainly wouldn’t set you apart from all the rest of the feeple. (fat sheeple)

      5. “This is just another variation of “he must be over 6 feet tall” or “he must have a career” or “he must be a dog person”. You’d be all over an alpha’s dick wether he watches TV or not, sweetheart. These superficial “compatibility” checks will all become moot once the tingles flood your cavern.”
        Pfft! If by “alpha” you mean a really hot looking Morris Chestnut or Hrtithik Roshan look alike guy, yeah I’d notice him, of course. That’s called having eyes. Whether or not I’d want to spend time with him depends on if I find him interesting or not. If he talks about his favorite American TV shows I can tell you right now boss that it would be a huge lady boner killer.
        No clit twinges for that one.
        Remember, women are not as desperate for dick as men are desperate for punani.
        The occasional documentary or interesting movie with an actual plot or moral to the story are ok. You don’t need to buy a TV to watch those.
        Plus, the reason you consider outdoor activities “pretentious” is the same reason so many American are fat.
        Not get back to munching on your Doritas and “watching the game”.
        Diabetes and heart disease are counting on you.

      6. “This is just another variation of “he must be over 6 feet tall” or “he must have a career” or “he must be a dog person”. You’d be all over an alpha’s dick wether he watches TV or not, sweetheart. These superficial “compatibility” checks will all become moot once the tingles flood your cavern.”
        Pfft! If by “alpha” you mean a really hot looking Morris Chestnut or Hrtithik Roshan look alike guy, yeah I’d notice him, of course. That’s called having eyes. Whether or not I’d want to spend time with him depends on if I find him interesting or not. If he talks about his favorite American TV shows I can tell you right now boss that it would be a huge lady boner killer.
        No clit twinges for that one.
        Remember, women are not as desperate for dick as men are desperate for punani.
        The occasional documentary or interesting movie with an actual plot or moral to the story are ok. You don’t need to buy a TV to watch those.
        Plus, the reason you consider outdoor activities “pretentious” is the same reason so many American are fat.
        Not get back to munching on your Doritas and “watching the game”.
        Diabetes and heart disease are counting on you.
        ;-

      7. @Reemee: Normal people talk about pop culture a lot…if you want to relate to normal people it often helps to know what they’re talking about in the first place. You can do without it, sure, but it doesn’t hurt to know what people are watching these days. Men are usually the ones feigning interest in what women like so most women never develop an understanding of that.
        @Lady Boner: Whether or not you’d want to spend time with him wouldn’t count on his interests so much on how he goes about himself. It’s not the what so much as it is the how, that causes pussies to tingle.
        You can enjoy the occasional TV viewing without getting fat or eating doritos, it’s called moderation, something women have quite a bit of trouble comprehending. For instance, posting a comment only once…moderation.

      8. Lady Boner is so clueless about her own sexuality that she thinks women are more attracted to good looks than alpha behaviors.
        Women are way more desperate for alpha dicks than men are for pussies. Women will kill their own children just to run away with an alpha dick. Women will withstand countless abuse just to be around an alpha dick. Women will ruin their entire lives just to taste a few alpha dicks while they’re young enough to.
        And yes, those activities are pretentious.

      10. “Lady Boner is so clueless about her own sexuality that she thinks women are more attracted to good looks than alpha behaviors.”
        Bwahahahaha! After managing to live for decades and have sex for a good decade now, some random stranger on the internet is going to tell me about what gets my clit throbbing. Look you itsy bitsy ninkumpoop, I don’t give a rat’s ass what other “women are attracted to”…. only what I’M attracted to.
        And believe me, I have no problem finding it or getting it so buzz off now and go watch your daily staple of porn.

      11. “@Lady Boner: Whether or not you’d want to spend time with him wouldn’t count on his interests so much on how he goes about himself. It’s not the what so much as it is the how, that causes pussies to tingle.”
        Another complete stranger on the internet telling me what my pussy wants. As if I haven’t been living with her since birth.
        OK!

      12. @Lady Boner: Like a child who likes sweets but doesn’t understand where sugar comes from, the reality behind your pussy’s sensations need to be explained to you, and apparently that explanation touched a nerve, probably because the truth hurts.
        Keep searching for sugary treats hahahahaha

      15. You know you’ve won a logical argument with a woman when she starts slinging ad hominems and setting up straw mans.

    4. Because obviously we are all interested in insufferable cunts like you, and you don’t watch TV.

  4. Someplace quiet, where people accept you as one of them (rotsa ruck), far from cities, where you can have a nice big garden if you ever need one.
    You’ll still be screwed, but not as badly.

  5. Another great option are yurts. Pacific Yurts and other companies specialize in providing inexpensive smaller dwellings that can be used in various climates; tropical or seasonal like North America and Africa. They are very practical for the guy who can buy or lease a few acres of land and cost upwards of 12k to 15k.
    A great retreat or even fulltime living can be had for a fraction of the blue pill world of mortgages and costly insurances.
    Great post BTW.

  6. If you have to pay an annual tax to continue owning your land, it’s not really your property. Better off living on a boat.

  8. The problem is that places with building codes lax enough for you to build something like is far away from meccas for young women.
    You won’t get away with a design like this (if you could afford the land) anywhere close to the SF Bay Area, Manhattan, or DC.
    Plus, it takes years to finish.
    Interesting fantasy though.

  10. The upside to the Earthship is that you will save money on utility bills. The downside to the Eartship is that zoning laws in most major metropolitan cities won’t let you build one near where most of the choice pussy can be found.

  11. hmmmmm interesting. i’ll have to look into this.
    i’m selling my home (i have 3 people that are begging for it), and getting a travel trailer. while the earthship looks cool, a man with game could get laid in a cardboard box. the travel trailer works great for my purposed when i retire next year.

  12. I knew a guy who worked in Prague shortly after the fall of communism. He had a high paying job upgrading the Czech telecom system to western standards, but it was turning into a multi year project and staying in the only decent hotels in the country was expensive. He couldnt find housing either as the stock was either depressing and crumbling Soviet housing blocs or traditional homes whose ownership was in dispute after years of communism. Basically he found an old Soviet reinforced firebase or something built after the Prague Spring that had been used as storage up until the late 80’s and abandoned, purchased it from the Czech government for some ridiculously low amount and basically bought a couple of appliances from Germany, put in a couple of heaters and lived in it for 5 years. He kept a couple of rooms in original condition (heavily graffitied with anti-soviet shit) and had girls graffiti the walls to before he fucked them. Our mutual friend visited him there one time and after fearing for his life approaching a vine covered concrete bunker with a steel door in the middle of a Soviet era industrial park, he was shocked when a topless girl slid open the door and invited him inside to a spacious clean interior with sleek furniture, warm lighting, wood floors, and the guy playing SNES stoned out of his mind.
    He lived there for a few more years before moving to Berlin to live in a tent for a year before coming back to the states. His bunker was demolished soon after he moved out to build an expressway or something.

  13. Having a lot of batteries isn’t really green though (not a showstopper for me), and they need to be replaced once in a while. I’d rather live in the city, so owning property isn’t really in the cards.

  15. Chase B and DAP have it down cold.
    We own nothing in this country, only the illusion of ownership. Just stop paying the taxes on your land, your house, your car, etc and you’ll either have it confiscated by the guberment to pay your taxes or you’ll not be permitted to use it without heavy penalties for not paying “your fair share.”
    I’ve been researching options for many years, including DIY earthships, monolithic dome homes, RV, boats, etc. I’m come to the conclusion that a man only needs a stealthy van RV that’s well equipped and tastefully decorated to live in the middle of the action, move as needed, and only have to walk a short distance from club to bed to get the bang. Boats are ok, but limited in their reach to ports, marinas and waterfront resorts.

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