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Avoid Women With Horses

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If there is one lesson that I could pull from the entirety of my economic experience, research, data, and philosophizing,

and

that one lesson would apply universally regardless of context, environment, or conditions, it would be without a doubt:

AVOID WOMEN WITH HORSES.

Horses are evil, the devil’s representative on this planet.  Nothing good comes of them.  Nothing good will ever come of them.  And if you are smart, you will avoid them.

Thankfully, most men have no natural predisposition for them.  They view them as beasts of burden, perhaps something to ride in the off chance you find terrain too steep to navigate with an off road vehicle and are too lazy to scale yourself.

But horses creep into male society nonetheless and their conduit is women.

Women are already a bad cocktail unto themselves.  Unchecked and untempered they’ll run feral and ruin the best of men, but you combine them with horses and John Freaking Wayne would have difficulty in taming them.  I cannot pin it down, nor do I wish to expend the calories of energy to figure out why women have such a psychological attachment to horses, but they do.  And in EVERY instance I’ve ever ran into with a woman with horses, it has been a bad deal.

My mother (not to get Oedipus on you) has four of them.

Does she have a 401k plan?  No.

Does she have a pension?  No.

Does she have nursing home insurance?  No.

But she drives my step-father batshit insane about them to the point that every rare time I visit he is actually happy to see me.

She has supplanted her children, her husband, and her family with 4 dumb beasts of burden.  She has sacrificed human interaction and financial stability with eating-pooping-riding animules.  Why this is, I don’t know, but she has.

There was also the trophy wife of Minnetrista fame.  You don’t know Minnetrista, but if you ever visit western Minneapolis, you’ll see rolling hills and ranches of horses for trophy wives who majored in worthless shit and managed to score themselves a reliable sucker accountant at Cargill.  They don’t have the money, but their husband does.  And that’s all that matters.  Because in the end a horse seemingly can replace a husband or spouse with whatever harlequin-romance-galloping joy those dumb beasts provide.   I know this to be true because I saw on MORE THAN ONE OCCASION a desperate, supplicant, obedient husband cut his veins open to pour the financial blood to finance a floozy’s horse hobby or (worse) hobby farm.  We even had one desperate individual tender his “wife’s horses” for collateral for a line of credit (which he would no doubt use to finance her fancies).  Whatever the case, there was ALWAYS financial problems and mental suffering on the parts of men with women who had horses.

And then there was my good friend, who I genuinely cherished, in Wyoming.  She was a great gal.  A wonderful gal.  A person I would consider my friend.  But she had horses and was thusly psychotic.

Even if the relationship with the horses is not financial, meaning the woman (or more likely her male benefactor) can afford the horses, women without means who STILL manage to obtain and own horses are just plain batshit insane.  They take animals that are dumber than dogs (literally) and rank them above other humans.  They prefer their horse over their husbands.  They prefer their horse over their kids.  They prefer their horses over any potential spouse.  And they prefer their horse over their friends.  And thus was the case of my Wyoming friend.  She valued her horses more than anything else, including herself.  She fell in love with them.  Talked to them as if they were humans.  She put them at the center of her life.  And thusly, was left alone on her ranch with them.

It was a scary and eerie thing watching a woman with such a psychotic level of commitment to horses, but it told me enough to stay away, while at the same time begetting pity.

Do I understand it?

No.

And again, I’m not aiming to try.

But I will tell you this, and this is the moral of the story.

Avoid, with all of your might, women who have horses.  It is the reddest of red flags.

Imagine, if you will, a woman with 3 children from 3 different fathers, who insists on hyphenating her name if you were to ever marry, who has a ton of cats, and majored in Women’s Studies with a Masters in Social Justice.

That woman is more reliable, sane, stable, and trustworthy than a woman with a horse.  Women with horses are plagued with financial problems (not to mention psychological), and if they aren’t, they are so rich and deluded you will not even be able to compete with a dumb, inferior animal.

The world of women is already pockmarked with landmines of an unfathomable variety.  You can easily sidestep one as clearly marked by horses.

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400 thoughts on “Avoid Women With Horses”

  1. Just banged a girl with horses for the first time last week.
    Is in her last year of vet school is going to come out $300k in debt. Still get rent checks from mommy and daddy at 26.
    Has a long history of violent and drug addict boyfriends.
    Absolutely crazy. Cut her off after the second bang. Also talked in an eerie child like baby talk voice once in awhile.
    Damn. How come there are so many shitty women everywhere?

    2. The baby talk voice is often a sign of child molestation.
      Props to Dr. Drew. He learned that working on radio.

      1. I have a graduate degree and work in mental health and that is not true whatsoever. You can’t make a gross generalization like that and claim “Dr. Drew learned it working on radio” based upon the already troubled people who call in to radio shows. They wouldn’t call if they didn’t have problems thus it isn’t a random sample which is necessary for a valid study.
        Pinsky has published one article and it was on narcissism, a personality disorder known to afflict men in much higher levels and has not done any research much less published a study on the relationship between the so-called “baby talk voice” and a history of being molested as a child. Pinsky isn’t even a psychiatrist or psychologist or any kind of mental health professional – he’s an internist.

      2. I have a graduate degree and work in mental health and that is not true whatsoever. You can’t make a gross generalization like that and claim “Dr. Drew learned it working on radio” based upon the already troubled people who call in to radio shows. They wouldn’t call if they didn’t have problems thus it isn’t a random sample which is necessary for a valid study.
        Pinsky has published one article and it was on narcissism, a personality disorder known to afflict men in much higher levels and has not done any research much less published a study on the relationship between the so-called “baby talk voice” and a history of being molested as a child. Pinsky isn’t even a psychiatrist or psychologist or any kind of mental health professional – he’s an internist.

        2. Absolutely, positively, without a doubt if your girlfren uses a baby voice for anything longer than 5 seconds, there is a schism/trauma in her past.

        3. Well, people can indeed say whatever they want but that doesn’t mean they don’t sound ill-informed when doing so. You should read any one of these articles:
          Professional Women? With Little-Girl Voices? [Marketplace]
          The Image Of Helplessness [WashingtonPost]
          Little Girl Voices On Grown Women [WSJ]

        6. Newspapers in general suck whether its wall street journal washington post, guardian etc…. I am not sure where you got your degree from… but usually everything below an academic journal just gets ignored.

        7. Newspapers in general suck whether its wall street journal washington post, guardian etc…. I am not sure where you got your degree from… but usually everything below an academic journal just gets ignored.

        8. “Deborah Tannen, a professor of linguistics at Georgetown University who
          has written several books on interpersonal communication, said women
          sometimes fear that sounding too confident will undercut their
          femininity. “Women in authority are in a double bind,” she tells
          Marketplace.”

        13. Sara, the “vocal fry” that many young women exhibit isn’t what I was talking about.
          Pinsky has noted on air, many times, that his 20 years of experience in dealing with troubled callers has taught him that a woman’s vocal mannerisms, and manner of self-expression, is often — note the qualifier word “often” — halted at the age of trauma.
          I’d trust 20 years of experience over the DSM-V manual.
          Here’s another forum discussing the same issue.
          http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/ajax.html?t=9109528#page:showThread,9109528,1

        14. I wouldn’t get my data from internet forums or media whore doctors. Check out peer reviewed journals.

        15. Pinsky’s on staff at USC School of Medicine. He also practices, as an internist, two days a week, in addition to his “media whore” duties (your term), which I will rephrase with the euphemism “raising awareness of mental health issues”. FYI, he didn’t take a paycheck from Loveline for something like ten years (forgot the exact number).
          And no, not ALL abused women feature this tic. My own mother was sexually abused at a young age and speaks quite normally. My college girlfriend was also sexually abused at a young age and speaks normally. However, I’ve met at least two other women who confirmed Pinsky’s observation.

        16. Whew! Thanks – I thought the universe was gonna implode for a minute there…

        17. Is it better then, to sound well informed…. whether they are or not?
          You’re saying the envelope is more important than the letter?

        20. Scott Adams has written several books on similar topics.
          Ever read Scott Adams?

    3. Wow, you say that this is a “shitty woman” and you “cut her off after the second bang”? She’s going through vet school, awesome for her, so she will be able to pay off those debts and her parents. It sounds like her problem is that she makes terrible choices in men.

      1. With a name like Feminist Equestrian Social Worker, I think you have all the bases covered. Shouldn’t you throw in Lesbian as well, or is that now implied by mentioning Feminist.

      2. No offense, but you don’t know much about vet school. Expensive as hell with pretty shitty job prospects. She’ll never get that $300K paid off (on her own). Dude was right to cut her off. Sorry, plain truth from 1st hand experience.

        1. I wouldn’t go to vet or law school for the same reason. None of those expensive degrees are worth what they used to be. You’d probably make more long term as a plumber. But I also wouldn’t “bang” someone citing their financial prospects.

        2. Came out post-bang. Still, a man on a true mission is not swayed by the mere citing of a woman, a penis has no ears pre-bang.
          Post-bang the world comes back to its true colors and women become harshly judged by words and actions.

        3. actually, if she is in fact a horse person, and therefore becomes a large animal vet, there are several programs that will pay back all of her loans, if she works in a rural area in need for a couple years, because there’s a very high demand for rural large animal vets. (read: suck it, Tank.) Also, my large animal vet lives on a giant farm and is basically rolling in dough. So… there’s that.
          I say “my large animal vet” because I take care of a string of horses. I also live a normal life, own my house, and have meaningful relationships with people. And I”m surrounded by women and men, who are in the same business and also lead normal and financial stable lives.
          Maybe the problem is you folks just date crazy people.

        4. Yeah she is right….I read an article a while back on this in the NY Times. There are a lot of repayment programs like that – kind of like Americorps. For that matter, my cat’s vet is young and seems to be doing quite well for himself.

        5. Well, I’m not in the habit of arguing with folks on the internet. But, check again. The programs you’re referring to often require huge time commitments (4-10 years), pay only a percentage – not all – of student loan amounts, and only exist in certain states. The kicker: Of those states with existing legislation in place, only about 1/3 have dedicated funding earmarked for these programs. Like I said, I have real, firsthand experience with this stuff.
          Now, “A” I know you won’t believe me and that’s fine. But, I’d caution anybody thinking about going to vet school to base their decision on the facts. It is plain false to say that these programs will back all loans. Not true AT ALL. If the programs exist in an area you’d like to live and work, and if the programs are funded, and if you’re approved, then they’ll pay back some of your loans. Maryland claims to pay them all, but only with a 10 year service commitment.

        6. Hey, that (sort of infamous) article is a few years old now. If you’ve got a friend that wants to be a large animal vet, then that person should contact the AVMA, the USDA, and their own state veterinary medical associations to see not only if they have a program, but if it is actually funded. Like I say, I normally don’t join the commentary, but this “payback” thing has become a myth. The reality is much more complex. If you want to work for 4 years on a feedlot for the beef industry in nowhere Kansas, then go for it. But, folks really interested in will have to dig deep to find the money.

        8. That’s like saying you should go into the hotel biz because Trump is rich….

    4. It’s truly shocking to me that you can’t seem to find any winners, Travesty, when clearly you are such a winner yourself.

      1. It’s not like I gave her AIDS. I just passed her along to a future drug addict that probably will.

  2. Just banged a girl with horses for the first time last week.
    Is in her last year of vet school is going to come out $300k in debt. Still get rent checks from mommy and daddy at 26.
    Has a long history of violent and drug addict boyfriends.
    Absolutely crazy. Cut her off after the second bang. Also talked in an eerie child like baby talk voice once in awhile.
    Damn. How come there are so many shitty women everywhere?

  3. If you go on OK Cupid, there is one question that bothers me the most. Its one that is something along the lines of:
    Which is worse: Abuse of Animals? Abuse of children?
    Or Both equally bad?
    Obviously both are bad and in my mind it makes sense to say both.
    Would you believe that most of the women in the area I live in who answered the question selected “Abuse of animals” specifically over children? Pretty disturbing.
    And the chicks of pictures riding horses is disturbing to me as well. Something in their profiles during the time I frequented the site seemed off. Was never sure why.

    1. Some of those womyn nutcases even *penalize* a man for answering “Abuse of children”.
      I’ve called out a few of them on it. They, of course, have no defense, but just get huffy-and-puffy about it.

      1. Really? That is very interesting. I never called any of them out. But most of them despite that question seemed normal. Well..I wonder.
        Would you be surprised if they answered “No” to the question of:
        “Would you abort in the case of an accidental pregnancy?”
        I wouldn’t. And most of these women I speak of identify as Liberal.

    2. The women in my area pick “Abuse of animals” as well. I was astonished when I first encountered this.

      1. It’s never astonished me. For whatever reason, women seem to empathize with animals better, especially as an abstract. I suppose they’d throw a puppy at an abuser to protect their own children, but in abstract they seem to think abusing animals is far worse.

        1. Not all women do. I’m an Equestrian and I’d still say child abuse is worse than animal abuse.

        2. I am also an equestrian and I think child abuse is worse but animal abuse can be a precursor to adult violence.

  4. Women seem to have romantic relations with most furry pets. Are any safe? Maybe sea-monkeys, but that mostly limits you to 3rd graders

  5. I’ll admit when I read the title of the article, when I read the first few sentences I thought, this is one funny joke. But this is the truth! I know of women like this and they are crazy!

  6. Nice article, Captain. But lemme help you with this one. You said:
    “They prefer their horses over any potential spouse. And they prefer
    their horse over their friends. She valued her horses more than anything else…
    Do I understand it? No And again, I’m not aiming to try.”
    I think the reason for this is two-fold. First, it gives women something they can control. You can’t control lovers or friends but horses depend on you for food, etc. and don’t talk back. But secondly, horses offer an escape from the real world. Women into horses often have an overly-romanticized view of life and can’t handle real-world interactions.
    In their own way, “horse women” are the equivalent of the men who live for the escapism of WOW, record collecting, or other hobbies that are expensive and a world unto themseves. I can sort of understand these women. Sort of.

    1. I think they love a horse Because it’s a mountain of rippling muscle with a dick the size of a Louisville slugger, which *might* listen to you if you come at it the exact right way. Otherwise it’ll toss you off its back and stomp you into hamburger. A horse is a dangerous monster that is just barely controlled.
      If women could keep silverback gorillas as pets they would do it. If the Yeti was real every little girl would have posters of it all over her bedroom. And if they grew up and got hold of a ton of dough, they’d buy a ranch with a bunch of massive ferocious Yetis running around, Anaconda-sized cocks flapping in the breeze. They’d ride upon the beasts’ backs, smiling. They’re secretly cumming the whole time.

      2. The sister of a friend from college was a competitive equestrian throughout prep school and college. She has turned down or ended relationships with NFL players, Jai Lai athlete millionaires, and one guy who lived in a castle in France. No one was ever EVER good enough for her. She was freaking hot in her twenties, but her looks faded fast. Now you wouldn’t notice her in a crowd and has a humble service industry job. Oh…and the horse are all gone now.

        1. This is the type of woman I think of when someone says “equestrian” — basically unattainable to all human males.

        6. It’s like they all just discovered debunked Freudian theory from the 19th century. Next blog post: the Earth is flat and the center of the universe.

        7. Just wait Sarah. Wait for the moment when the ever-growing massive population of single women over 35 starts to get really desperate. There is not enough rich men to take them all even if they build large harems. The horses, cats and dogs, the Facebook likes, the constant blabbing through their smartphones are just an inadequate replacement. You are a scientist, look at demography data. Or just consider this: how is that on a commercial break on CNN I just watched two advertisements for online dating companies? Do you think that this is normal? Do you think that is common in countries not affected so much by American culture?

        8. My wife was a professional equestrian in her 20s. She can be pretty crazy. I use game and frame on her regularly. It keeps her relatively tame.

      3. Women want to “save” the cute and cuddly polar bear; a predator the size of an SUV that makes it’s living biting the heads off cute and cuddly baby harp seals that women want to save.
        Personally, I can’t wait until one of them tries to ranch polar bears.

    2. But isn’t that true of all pet owners to a certain extent? Or at least people who are very focused on their pets.

      1. all of a women’s pets are simply trapped animals substituting as children. It’s her untied biology going cray-cay.

  7. Haha.Its common knowledge and stereotype in Europe.
    Horsy girls are fucked in a head.
    I dated one german chick,a horsy one,what an emotional wreck she was.

  8. I think women subconsciously associate horses with their own untamed hypergamy. They want Brad Pitt from Legend Of The Fall to ride them around for half an hour.

    1. I am surprised how you guys here,at this amazing resource full of nerds and dudes with issues,under the leadership of one mentally unstable freak, manage to masturbate your brain so well.
      Women associating horses with their hypergamy.LOL.
      It’s much simpler- horses are curious animals able to return emotions and feelings,thus emotionally vulnerable chicks get attached to them.They also get attached to cats,dogs and mini pigs

      1. You know what/who’s more apt at emotional empathy? Old people. When’s the last time you see a girl fantasize about old people?

        1. Horses are clearly more emotional and better at expressing their feelings than betas and old men, it’s common knowledge! If you don’t realize it, you’re a nerd

        3. Do you even live outside of returnofbetas?
          Of course women get emotionally attached to betas.
          It’s called friend zone!
          They also get emotionally attached to old people.Have you noticed who are 90% of volunteers in care homes?

        4. “Of course women get emotionally attached to betas.”
          LMAOOOOO DO YOU EVEN WOMEN, BRO????
          “It’s called friend zone!”
          But serious, friend zone =/= female emotional attachment
          “They also get emotionally attached to old people.Have you noticed who are 90% of volunteers in care homes?”
          DO YOU EVEN APEX FALLACY, BRO????

        5. Actually, horses DO return emotions and feelings. Bet my guess is you knew that and that’s why you’re so afraid of them 😉

        6. Actually, horses DO return emotions and feelings. Bet my guess is you knew that and that’s why you’re so afraid of them 😉

        7. Actually, horses DO return emotions and feelings. Bet my guess is you knew that and that’s why you’re so afraid of them 😉

        9. lmfao you’re hilarious, seriously. I needed that laugh 😉
          Not really sure what “goo” or “yeast box” you’re talking about, but then again I don’t expect you to make sense considering you’re nothing but a troll.
          If you don’t think horses have an emotional response to humans, then I DARE YOU to go pet a wild one, or ride a thoroughbred (a race horse for those of you too stupid to understand), hmm?

        10. So you like to substitute an animal’s basic drives with the emotions that you yourself project onto them. How mentally unstable of you.

        11. And still you try to make sense, and still you fail. 😀
          (although I’m pretty sure I know what you’re trying to say even though you suck at saying it.)
          Do guys usually call back after “dumping goo in a vagina”? No. Do horses still show affection towards humans after throwing them on the ground one day? Yes. Are horses stupid enough to “dump goo in a vagina”? No, they evolved when men did not.

        12. ” . . . they evolved. . .”
          By magic!
          “And still you try to make sense . . .”
          Ohhhhh, the irony.

        14. “Nice try troll.”
          Nice try troll.
          Now, perhaps I am a bit slow, it happens sometimes, but I fail to see how your response is an explanation of :
          a)Why what you said wasn’t just an emotional outburst and some pretty dumb shit
          b)Where horsies really come from
          c)How they evolve
          Ready, set . . . go!

        15. “Are horses stupid enough to “dump goo in a vagina”?”
          Sure they are, if you’re twisted enough to let ’em.

        18. …coming from someone that just said only “betas” and old people have empathy? I feel like horses would return more emotions than someone like you…

        20. Hey, youse! Women with horses has been covered before:
          http://www.findingloveafter50.com/horses_and_single_women.html
          As stated in the article:
          “I knew a lady who was still making payments on a DEAD horse. Some would rather ride a horse under any scenario than be with a lively guy.”
          And a forum post referencing this article:
          “How many times on here do we see women refer to their horses as babies? How many times has the statement ‘I ate baked beans for a week so I could afford to feed my horse/go to the show/buy that bridle’ been uttered? How often do we go without so our animals don’t?
          Though I don’t think all horse owners hit the level of insanity he describes, but when you put your horses above your human loved ones or your own welfare you might need to rethink some priorities!”
          http://vichorse.com/forum/index.php?t=msg&goto=3030259&
          Biches be crazy, esp horsey biches.

        21. So, an animal in the wilderness has no feeling of fear that would drive him away from a predator? And humans are also based off of these “basic drives” and yet we call them “emotions” and we also, as you have done in an article “project” them onto other beings. To others, a horse isn’t a “dumb beast of burden”, yet you seem to rant about it vividly. Perhaps you had an emotionally absent mother and are instead jealous of the relationship she had with her horses, how she cared for them so much others were put or allowed to suffer. Serious psychological issues there dude, it’s not intelligence.

        23. Oh, here we hgo! The inevitable: “men are affraid expressing their emotional side”.
          Witches of Salem (actually psychiatry and psychology diagnosis candidates) and their modern era sisters invite into murky waters of “spiritual depth”. OK. Tragic company as women with horses.

        24. I personally have never seen women get attached to a fish (beta or otherwise).
          But then I’m being obtuse, and you’re just having fun with the outmoded idea that some men are alpha and thus extremely attractive to women, and that others are beta and doomed to the friend zone. I really should not call it an idea, since the reality is that it is more of a perspective or an interpretation than anything else; Either way, there is no question as to why this idea has such popularity since it serves both as an insult to be hurled at your bros, and a fantastic rationalization for those who are put into the friend zone. “It’s not my fault, it’s HER fault for being programmed to go after those alpha guys.”
          Women are not such simple people as seems to be put forward here, you want to attract a woman, be attractive to her. Sounds too simple, but that’s really what it is. Not all women will be attracted to the same things. I know of one couple for which her initial attraction stemmed from a moment when she asked for his opinion on a book and he subsequently read the book and responded to her question a few days later. In this case she valued the consideration it took to actually think about her question and do something about it.
          In short: The alpha/beta thing is not only too simplistic, it is based on this assumption that women are like drones and that their motivation is so simple as to be able to class the men they are attracted two into such categories as alpha and beta. Advocating this idea is not only a disservice to men, it is a slight to women.

        25. All mammals have emotions. Horses have emotions. They can sense your emotions. They’re used in therapy. You’re a sick person, dude. yeah. It’s no wonder you subscribe to this channel. You’ re prob a pyschopath.

        26. Another great example of magical thinking. The horse is more ” evolved” than men, and it understaands my ” feeelings” And to think, some people think that they are fit to govern, or run companies.

        31. Wow, maybe you should spend more time developing relationships with your own species…. that could explain why you wake up with a hang over and don’t get any calls…

        39. What an idiot. How do you post something about my appearance when you don’t even have a picture of yourself up? Creep. I’m 99.9% certain you are a fat slob I wouldn’t want to meet in a dark alley. Slimebucket If I’mso ugly why do men tell me I’m pretty? Nice try.

      2. Dude, I’ve been around horses my whole life. I live at a horse ranch now, and I worked here for 10 years before I got another job (but I still live here).
        Horses really do rank somewhat lower than dogs on the intellect scale, and they are so much more expensive its not even funny (you have no idea how much business this place has to get just to break even with the overhead of just the animals, not mentioning the maintenance of the buildings).

      3. I can’t even get through reading the articles they are so ridiculous and the subscribers are mental, lost, lonely, clueless, freaks. Horses are are used as therapy, they’rekept as pets, people ride and race them. Now they’re EVIL? hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, the humanity of this worthless site, hahahaha!!!

        2. what? Excuse me? You gutless wonder. What does your girl look like? If you even have, one she look like shit, doesn’t she? You jackass. I bet you are so damn ugly and I KNOW you are a COWARD. You can’t even muster up the courage to show people what you look like. So, just hide behind your computer like the disgusting looking asshole that you are, and try to dis pretty women that you would EVER have a chance in hell with. I know I’m pretty you f*cking creep. If I wasn’t, you wouldn’t even bother to comment on my appearance. You’re not SHIT.. F*cking nasty looking and smelling idiotic small diq’ hoe ass triq bitch. Hit the gym fat ass, and get some hair plugs. I know you’re bald and nasty. Nasty looking clown. F*ck you.

        3. “KEVIN” Throw your pic up. What’s your name?. If I’m so ugly, why do men always remark that I’m pretty?? You’re a f*cking idiot. Women even tell me I’m pretty. You’re mentally ill. Are you gay? In the closet? It’s OK. You’d be a nicer person if you just embraced your sexuality. You are not a straight man. That is something a bitchy, jealous woman or gay man would write. I am so sorry for you…

        4. Oh, I’m thought you were saying I look like a horse. This was so long ago I didn’t remember reading this article. My bad.

      4. nice. i think there’s a sexual component. riding a horse, the girls legs are spread wide, her g spot probably gets tagged, and her tits bounce. as a girl, what’s not to like about that?

    2. I like the idea of the untamed hypergamy. However I think the horse somehowe represents their ideal partner. Therefore the way how they use a horse is similar to the way how they use their husbands (let the men/horse do all the work, while she spends all of it. Its not that the horse actualy enjoys going out for a ride with the princess they just cant complain…)

      1. That makes sense. The horse represents masculinity and women ride them to indulge in their fantasies of masculine manipulation. It is the ultimate expression of penis envy.

        1. Boarding stables always ban stallions because they are aggressive. The male horses you are referring to women riding are geldings – they’ve been castrated.

        2. It also works the other way around. Men also imagine their ideal female partner with horses. Check out the psychological game ” the cube” (good game to get laid by the way). Its a game based on daydreams where you gonna ask the other person to imagine such things as a horse, cube, storm etc. and you can sort of tell what kind of person she or he is based on their subconscious answers (the name for these kind of games is kokology).
          I totaly agree on the point with masculine manipulation…I therefore now wonder what kind of fatherfigure these girls could have had. On one hand I would go for the classic fatherless girl who or too often impressed by money as this provides them with the security they didnt had during their childhood (fatherless childs often have nightmares, as there is the father missing at home who could “protect” them).
          But on the other hand fatherless girls are also easier to be take advantage of which is why they often become sluts. And in my personal experience horse girls usually went for boyfriends rather than just fucking around (however they were usually very willing to leave their boyfriends/husbands if there is a better option available).
          However for this kind of desire to manipulate men their must be some kind of hate towards their fatherfigure.

        3. it doesnt matter if the horse is female, male or even castrated you are riding. its the horse as a animal itself that you compare with your ideal partner. This also happens subconcsiously so its not something that you are actualy aware of. Check out the cube game as woman I know you gonna love it.
          As oscar wilde said:
          “Every woman is a rebel, and usually in wild revolt against herself.”
          Which is why you just cant get enough of those “tell me who I am” games.

        4. Oscar Wilde was no expert on women, you realize. I’ll assume you mean “unconscious” since subconscious is not a word used in psychoanalysis. And that isn’t how the unconscious mind was thought to operate. It has also been debunked as a theory since its introduction in the 19th century.

        5. Despite being gay oscar wilde was one of the greatest sociologist and his quotations about women couldnt be more precise. But well I can understand if ou disagree with me on that point as most of his quotations about women werent that charming. It actualy is your subconscious mind that is giving the answers. Considering that during the game you try to put to other person into some sort of “daydream” what else than your subconscious mind can give you the answers. How come subconscious in not a word used in psychoanalysis? Wasnt freud analysing the subconscious mind or wasnt that psychoanalysis or am I completely wrong?
          Ou and another thing just out of curiousity how did get on this forum. I assume you didnt google avoid women with horses…

        6. I do enjoy myself a bit of Oscar Wilde, he is a sassy gay but I am afraid he wouldn’t enjoy a bit of me! An equestrian blog that I read linked to this article. I don’t know what game you’re talking about in so far as these answers so I can’t answer that. Psychoanalytic theory always refers to that concept as the unconscious mind, it is just a matter of clarifying concepts b/c there are some that sound very similar (like pre-conscious): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subconscious

        7. An equestrain blog linked to that one and you actualy went for that link and started commenting. You must be even more bored than I am.
          Well I think the subconscious was a bit of a language barrier on my side however I think we meant the same word. Google the cube game kokology. Its a bit cheesy and as I woman I do not think it will help you to get laid (and I also assume and hope this is not your aim. Otherwise feminism has reached a point were its time for me to leave the western world.) however as I said before you will like it.

        8. An equestrain blog linked to that one and you actualy went for that link and started commenting. You must be even more bored than I am.
          Well I think the subconscious was a bit of a language barrier on my side however I think we meant the same word. Google the cube game kokology. Its a bit cheesy and as I woman I do not think it will help you to get laid (and I also assume and hope this is not your aim. Otherwise feminism has reached a point were its time for me to leave the western world.) however as I said before you will like it.

        9. Yeah I am pretty bored – stuck on the couch icing my knee all day. I don’t usually comment on blogs or read them and I’m amazed at how riled up some of the guys here are getting. They’re reading a bit too much into the relationship between women and horses. Equine therapy is a treatment being successfully used for veterans – mostly men – with PTSD. People love their pets – why make it sexual and creepy?

        10. Hey Sarah – I am actually interested in the fact that there are women on these forums. Of course most of these articles are more tongue-in-cheek humor, but there are a lot of elements of truthfulness to them.
          This particular article on horses is interesting – and personally, I have found the author’s opinion to be 100% correct. Every girl I have ever dated that owned and/or rode horses eventually turned out to be a “crash and burn” story from hell. – But that’s just my experience.
          So why are you on this website? – and may I ask additionally, how did you find it??

        13. Psycho logical theories can, by their very nature, never be proven or disproven.
          That’s why it’s called a Soft Science.

    3. Freud was the psychosexual theorist who felt that horses symbolized sexuality in dreams, not Jung. Jung believed in the collective unconscious and that horses represent a natural force dominated by humans. Google “bronies” and you’ll feel better.

    4. mares, not stallions, are normally the leaders of herds and are most aggressive. Even still, wouldn’t that fantasy mean that women like taming the stallions?

  10. Nuts? Maybe.
    But a freshly scrubbed wholesome looking young country lady is much more my cup of tea than a fake tanned attention-whore night-club slut-rat. I also wonder if the spoiled yuppie princesses with hobby farms are the only kind of horse-fans? Are there really no sensible down-to-earth 4-H types?
    And besides, those jodhpurs and dressage uniforms can be mighty flattering… 8’P
    Women in 21st Century America… They’re probably all broken.
    But some are better than others.
    At least horses stay in the stables or paddocks and they don’t come inside to make a mess of the home like cats and dogs do.

  11. True, I can confirm this from my own experience.
    Horses are just upgraded cats. The type of woman to own either is the same.

  12. By the way, I wonder about the differences in ladies who are horse fans in Europe and North America?
    I’ve known some charming young ladies in Europe who instead of going shopping or clubbing on the weekend, they would go riding or jumping outside in the fresh air.
    It seemed like they had a more wholesome hobby than most young ladies who were their peers had. Perhaps all that fresh air and horse-shit kept ’em grounded so they didn’t fall for all the bull-shit the 21st century throws at them?
    Shit, they didn’t even play all that Facebook and gossip bullshit…
    Ok it’s all just my private NAWALT pedestal.

  13. I 100% approve of this article. Girls with horses are bad news.
    I’ve actually followed this advice since 1st grade when an older girl stole my first kiss. she pinned me down and aggressively mouth raped me in front of all my friends, who ran away. I’ve had a natural aversion to horse girls ever since she stole my innocence.
    PS its the horse dick that draws them in

  14. Guys who are into horses generally aren’t all that, either. But they’re much fewer, and generally less completely goners.
    “Has Horse” is a good test for women that are:
    —Bored and with nothing useful going on ion their lives – Obviously, anyone with the time to deal with all the work horses require, don’t exactly have much in the way of important stuff going on in their lives; like raising children.
    —-Status obsessed. Horses and the purchasing and upkeep of suitable properties for them, is pricey; and awfully showy.
    —–Stuck in the porn decade. The entire horse fetish seems to have peaked in the 70s. You can barely buy an upscale home from that era that doesn’t look like some silly dude ranch.
    —-Failures at giving birth to someone more natural to spend their entire lives caring for, than some silly suasage ingredient, made largely irrelevant with the invention of the internal combustion engine.
    —–Amongst teen girls, a sign of attraction more towards physically impressive halfwits whose happiness they can control with petty giving and withholding of attention; rather than towards someone they feel safe submitting 100% to; secure in the knowledge doing so will give them the best life they’re likely to have a shot at. Probably due to some daddy, or mom-dad family dynamic, issues; but even amongst girls from decent homes, possibly a result of seeing the dystopia that is the world around them. Being told from birth that the only reason your future husband won’t flat out abuse you, is because the great benevolent alpha in Washington looks after you, ain’t exactly the most motivating as far as submitting to a husband goes.
    And I’m sure there are more. As for guys on horses, they’re generally dunces too stupid to figure out how to pilot a motorcycle, and too crippled to ride a bicycle or simply walk. I’ve been on some horseback hunts; but if you include the time and effort to get the entire outfit going; you’d almost always be better off just hiking in. And that’s without even getting into the different land access horses are allowed, versus dirtbikes and atvs. Mow, mules are a different matter. But few women and silly 70s dudes go gaga over those.

  15. I hung out with and banged a few girls who rode horses and worked part time at a horse farm.
    Every single one of those girls was on mood meds.

    1. but really the common denominator is that they all banged you – perhaps you draw that type in..no?

      1. Actually most horse riders aren’t socialized well because they can’t wait till the school bell rings to run over to where they board their little stud. And hang out with him till sundown. Hence the meds. And no, women don’t prefer female horses, sorry.

        1. Female horses, as we all know, are very CHEAP. There are a few exceptions of course. They are used for breeding purposes. The male horses command more money on the open market. They carry more, they pull more, they do more. So if you are broke, then a female horse makes sense. But then you wouldn’t be spending a ton of money per month to board either, so this article doesn’t pertain to that person.

      2. I only banged 3 of them. There was something like 10 of them and they were on some kind of mood drug.
        Outside of that group I don’t know if I’ve been with any other girl on that kind of medication, though they might have just been less open about it.

  16. Not fair!
    I used to be a horse girl into riding, showing, etc, and I’m not crazy and have a happy family.
    I rode horses through my teen years and after getting married I gave it up.
    Horses are just lots of fun, and not everyone has a weird attachment to them. I don’t think a woman who is emotionally dependent on ANY animal is sane or stable. Dogs, cats, etc are just as bad. Don’t just blame the poor horses lol.
    I actually ended up not liking animals much at all.

    1. Quite fair.
      The captain was talking about women who own horses, not just ride them. Big difference. BIG
      Feel free to peruse the article one more time for reading comprehension purposes 🙂

  17. Just dated once a horse-girl (my last exgf). Was a so dysfunctional girl, probably one of the top ones, I usually end with crazy girls (crazy-hot Stinson’s scheme probably?).
    This one maybe was worst than the author describes. Her family owns a equestrian center (not sure if it’s the proper word for that, I’m not english native), so they own like 20 horses (4 of them are just for the family, each member has its own).
    That post-advice was quite late for me. Hahahaha

  18. Never hook up long term with high maintenance women or you’ll be working weekends for the rest of your life. Nothing says high maintenance like a love of horses.

      2. ohh, she is using anti male shaming language…..poor little parasite, she doesn’t know were she is. lol….

      4. HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT. it sounds like youre blaming the victim. 1 in 3 men are victimized by horse girls but their suffering goes largely unreported due to attitudes like yours.
        But its not going to work. Thanks to RoK, I and many others are coming forward with our stories. We aren’t horse girl victims; we are survivors.

      5. HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT. it sounds like youre blaming the victim. 1 in 3 men are victimized by horse girls but their suffering goes largely unreported due to attitudes like yours.
        But its not going to work. Thanks to RoK, I and many others are coming forward with our stories. We aren’t horse girl victims; we are survivors.

      6. HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT. it sounds like youre blaming the victim. 1 in 3 men are victimized by horse girls but their suffering goes largely unreported due to attitudes like yours.
        But its not going to work. Thanks to RoK, I and many others are coming forward with our stories. We aren’t horse girl victims; we are survivors.

      7. Come on, he gives a logical point (expensive hobbies mean high expenses) and you answer with unbased shaming language.

        1. Exactly right Paul. Unless they discuss the matter logically and provide evidence I won’t engage them in discussion.

      8. I think nothing says insecure like a woman coming to a mens site to shame men expressing their beliefs about certain types of women. Cant handle Men having opinions that are in any way critical of women?

    2. Nothing says high maintenance like a chauvinist pig with his head stuck so far up his ass that he doesn’t know what love is really about.

      1. It’s okay, little one. Horses will still love you even if you’re an unlovable, insufferable, incohate harridan.

      2. There is a reason why high-maintenance is generally used to talk about women, Wendy. I´m sure you have noble ideals, but reality in this case, contradicts you.

    3. after “working weekends” to maintain her, you forgot to add, while she’s fucking someone else… i now thank god, i have never “fallen in love” as have i’m sorry to say many close friends of mine (implying also that some have fallen in love, keeping their girl unchecked, ignoring their longtime friends and to my shock horror… payed their half of the rent… well i’m unable to do this, because i guess according to them, i have “no feelings…

  19. I never consider this, but its absolutely true. The comment about controlling a large masculine animal is a good part of it. The woman wants to control an will fight to control the relationship with any man to a degree beyond other women, that has been my experience

  20. Ha! My college girlfriend at URI worked at the farm taking care of the horses. She fucked my mind and little else. She eventually married a guy who shared the same anti-psychotic medication.

  21. This rang true for me. In my senior year of college I dated a girl who was involved with horses. Intelligent, stunningly beautiful and had lots of daddy’s money. A year after graduation, she now owns her own horses and trains them for some (alleged) horsey big wig, like anyone gives a shit.
    She has almost lost all ability to coherently communicate and interact with humans. She’s extremely egotistical, and thinks she’s going to become some horsey celebrity. She works 16 hours a day, and refuses to take any kind of break or time off to interact with her own species. It’s a terrible shame watching her slip into this altered reality, as it is to my sexual detriment. Which is certainly more important than her’s or anyone else’s happiness.

  22. In his autobiography Flashbacks, Timothy Leary, psychologist and LSD guru, talks about how women bond with horses as basically 1 ton vibrators. So there is a psycho-sexual bond between a girl and a horse that you have to compete with too…

        4. what’s wrong with my picture? I see no reason to defend my appearance because it isn’t necessary.

        6. Men are visual. Typical DC (Dork City) tard who thinks her professional degree trumps biology.

        11. one example of batshit crazy will suffice for today please return to your seat and enjoy the rest of the lecture

        14. What makes men on blogs like this hate women so much? Are you those kinds of men who, once upon a time, could have graduated high school (or not), gone to work in a factory & made a living wage doing unskilled manual labor? Of course that’s all now been outsourced. More women attend college & are in the workforce. W/ greater social intelligence & communication skills we are better suited for a post-industrial economy. Physical strength is irrelevant & male dominance is slipping away.
          So you’re bitter and angry. Suddenly unearned male white privilege is being stripped from you and you have to compete with women to get ahead. And you’re losing.
          These blogs are both pathetic and hilarious. It’s like someone didn’t grasp that Al Bundy’s No Ma’Am (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood) was intended as social commentary.

        15. Look your a nice girl I respect you. I’ll call you a cab so you don’t have to walk home. But really no you can’t stay the night and I’m sorry I jizzed in your hair but you really gotta get going I need some sleep

        17. Which raises a couple of questions:
          a)What is it like to have a head stuffed full of flash cards?
          b)What are you doing in a bicycle shop anyway?

        20. “Suddenly unearned male white privilege is being stripped from you and you have to compete with women to get ahead. And you’re losing.”
          Lolz @ you assuming i’m white.

        21. “W/ greater social intelligence & communication skills we are better suited for a post-industrial economy.”
          That doesn’t matter if your gender is naturally cowardly, thin skinned and submissive. Also, the far right side of the bell curve in intelligence have penises. Men also have it easier to stay rational without personalizing everything.
          So there.
          Also, they “hate women” because it’s too fucking fun and you wymmin are so easy to insult. 😀

        23. Have people forgotten the book The Bell Curve so quickly? A bell curve means that there is an even distribution of traits; a skewed distribution means that data points are clustered on on side or the other. That is not the case with IQ. Only class structure has been found to influence IQ and that has been called into question. Gender was never even discussed.
          So men go out and punch people when they’re offended or start wars but women do so through interpersonal means. You call that cowardly, thin-skinned and weak. These are the social intelligence and communication skills that will allow women to succeed in the new world where boots are rarely on the ground and war is waged via PSYOPS, the free exchange of information, terrorism, and economic sanctions.
          So there.

        24. “Have people forgotten the book The Bell Curve so quickly? A bell curve
          means that there is an even distribution of traits; a skewed
          distribution means that data points are clustered on on side or the
          other. That is not the case with IQ. Only class structure has been found
          to influence IQ and that has been called into question. Gender was
          never even discussed.”
          Women are more clustered around the middle while the standard deviation is higher for men. Meaning there are far more very intelligent men than women.
          “So men go out and punch people when they’re offended or start wars”
          You’re stupid.
          “but
          women do so through interpersonal means. You call that cowardly,
          thin-skinned and weak. These are the social intelligence and
          communication skills that will allow women to succeed in the new world.”
          Wanna bet? Women are unlikely to be productive because they care more about the work place being “women friendly” than productive. They are also naturally less assertive and care too much what others think of them. Whatever happens, you will not be the leaders.

        25. “You’re stupid” is not an acceptable response. Women are in fact now scoring higher than men on IQ tests – for whatever that test is worth – http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/9401241/IQ-tests-women-score-higher-than-men.html
          Have you thought that maybe women’s concerns about the so-called women friendly workplace are derived from the fact that they have to work a “second shift”: taking care of the household and children while their husbands post on blogs in a futile attempt to prove that they are more intelligent and better educated than women?
          If you’re going to make generalized statements, at least try to back them up with research from a peer reviewed journal. I have my master’s degree in this field. And now I’m off to ride my horse – who I can afford because I have a good job – and later I’ll be at a roof deck pool party. B/c I also look great in a bikini. What will you be doing?

        27. I wouldn’t take it personally. I do enjoy the often insightful posts at the PUA community sites. I wish I had read them long ago, but every genuine point triggers the temptation to take it too far. Just like the difference between a “neg” and an actual insult. The people in the comments just took a good point way too far. Happens all the time, in my opinion, at blogs like these. One of the things I loved about Strauss’ The Game was the underlying point that the men were trying to make women actually enjoy the experience of talking to them. It was very pro man and woman. Just like women wear makeup and tight jeans to attract us, we adopt an alpha attitude and tease them to attract them. Win-win and everyone enjoys the sex. But some guys seem to naturally kick into overdrive and revel in their apparently newfound knowledge of female vulnerabilities. Makes no sense to me. Men who look down on women should just ignore them and go do serious research or learn a trade. They shouldn’t write about them on a daily basis. If I had a blog about an ex-girlfriend that I wrote nasty things about on a daily basis, would anyone seriously believe I was anything but in love with her still?

  24. Perhaps my experiences are skewed by only having dating Scandinavian horse-riding girls, but generally I’ve found them to be more loyal and less talkative (both are big pluses) than the average girl.
    Not to mention that they are also predominately upper-middle class (better genetics/role models/everything)

  26. Horse women are frequently damaged, but they are often great sexual partners, Captain Beta Eunuch isn’t man enough to handle the crazy horse types. Amazing how one can play Spot the Betafag on the thread.

  28. Not just horses. Any woman who makes the claim to be an ‘animal lover’. This should be red flags from hell.

    1. There’s a reason batshit insane women collect dogs, cats, horses, etc. — their own species can’t stand them.

      1. ROK has managed to troll the spoiled children equestrians (this article), the christian right (the abortion article), and every feminist ever (10 ugliest feminists, etc etc), all in the span of a few months. EPIC TROLL IS EPIC.

  30. I have met a number of horse girls, dated a few. I cant speak about the financial side of the article, but I can 100% confirm that horse girls are batshit insane and you should run for the hills.

  32. Horses have been a powerful archetype of sexuality and sexual drive from time immemorial, no doubt about that. Women who love horses, or large animals for that matter, may well be looking for surrogates for their repressed, or unexpressed sexual desires. This though doesn’t say much more about their mental sanity as it says about men going crazy for guns or fast cars, which also serve as metaphorical phallic extensions. There’s nothing wrong in a woman bonding to a horse: they’re intelligent, sensitive and elegant animals.
    The problem is always when their feelings are excessively, or obsessively, even worse exclusively reserved for those beasts. Animals don’t talk, and their behaviour can be unusually altruistic (as in dogs). That’s why women can easily make them participants of their inner dialogue. They feel soothed and comforted in talking to the horse, or dog, or cat, because they’re effectively talking to themselves, in an imaginary debate where’s there is no contradictory. Done wisely, it’s a healing proposition. Done too much or at the detriment of interaction with human peers, it’s not that good anymore…

    1. Wow. What cynical, coarse and sex obsessed content.
      I’m headed out to the barn to feed the horses and breathe the fresh air, and while I’m at it I’ll pet the dogs and the cat.

        1. Have you actually read Freud and/or Jung? There’s a reason nobody takes them literally anymore. What you’re referring to is “female hysteria” or “wandering uterus”. Both of which were thought to be caused by the lack of orgasm during sexual intercourse and to be cured by a Dr’s manual masturbation, in time leading to the development of vibrators.
          What all the men posting here seem to be overlooking is that if their theory about horses and women is accurate, women are turning to horses because men are sexually inadequate.

  33. I haven’t known any girls with horses, except for the wife of a friend of mine when I was in the Navy. But I think the same thing translates to dogs. Since I’m going through a divorce, I’ve been looking at women’s profiles on the dating sites. Some of them with dogs usually have a disclaimer “You will never be more important than my dogs”. I click away.
    My mom had some strange thing for Pomeranians, those little fluff ball barking rats. She had 6 of them by the time she died. It’s like she was hoarding them. She was batshit insane for those barking rats.

    1. I broke up with a girl when it became abundantly clear that she was more interested in her cat than in me. She was only 25 and already moving into the animals-supplanting-men phase of a spinster’s life.

  34. Lot of animals are dumber than dogs. They’re the only creature besides us and apes we can experimentally prove have a rudimentary grasp of theory of mind (the understanding that other creatures are sentient actors with their own motives).

  35. If “men” are stupid enough to finance this, they deserve what they get.
    Why not also say “Avoid AT ALL COSTS all men that finance this idiocy”? That is just as valid as saying “avoid women that love horses”.

  37. Horses are all muscle and have huge dicks, and they can be tamed. No mystery why women are into them.

    1. No mystery why only men seem to be obsessed with the size of the horses dicks. You know there are girl horses too right?

  38. Anal Cunt – I Ate Your Horse:

    Your dad took out a second mortgage to buy you a horse
    You loved and took better care of it than yourself
    You combed it, cleaned it, and fed it apples everyday
    I was broke, drunk, and hungry, so I killed your horse and ate it
    I ate your horse
    I ate your horse
    I ate your horse
    I ate your horse
    When you came to the stable the next morning
    You found a pile of hair, teeth, and hooves
    I hid around the back to listen to you cry
    Then I beat an old lady to death with the leg bone
    I ate your horse
    I ate your horse
    I ate your horse
    I ate your horse

  40. sounds like someone got their heart broken by a horse person. just because you couldnt handle a horse in your dreams doesnt mean you start talking smack about people who actually have balls.

    1. So…… If I’m understanding you correctly: In addition to all the bad written about them in the article, horse women have balls, too? No wonder ROK advice men to stay the heck away from them…..

  41. My neighbor was in the army but was discharged with a bad back. He is currently doing construction work in Afghanistan, bad back and all. The wife insisted on a tacky McMansion and also has two horses which they board at an expensive ranch. She also spends a lot of time hanging around cops while he is away.

  42. Yep horse girls are nuts but we have our perks, especially those of us that ride English! It’s nice to have a large animal that has more respect for you then some domesticated men , what can I say? Having more than one horse is too much for me to be honest. Good article

    1. The fact that you are riding horses means they are domesticated. You just don’t know how to deal with men in a healthy way.
      You are not entitled to respect either. This is probably where your comment stems from, and voiceless tamed animals with muscle is your true twisted desire in men given life.

    1. If they help train racehorses, they tend to be petite, and with firm asses…..And extraordinarily annoying work hours.

    2. Mine was so-so, compliant and up for anything, but lacked some passion. Laughed when I spanked her like it was a joke, sounds funny at the time, but throws the mood off. 6/10 on the bang-passion scale, came easily of course – all crazy women do.
      I expected her to get rowdy, dominant, and want to ride on top like a true rodeo professional with grit. Did not happen on bang 1 or 2, did not want to try for 3…I just had an eerie feeling the beginning of a horror movie I wanted no part of….

  44. Wow…just wow. Someone got burned for someone’s love of an equine I take it.
    Women love horses because they are incredible animals and friends.
    Try to be that to your woman and you will never have to compete against her horse.
    The comments on here are actually frighteningly ignorant.

    1. I think you may be one of our first bangable female haters, judging from your tiny avatar.
      I’m going to start this train off, since I’m publisher of the site. Then the staff will follow in order of their date of hire. I’m sure the horse riding has given you the endurance for the adventure that awaits.

      1. haha. Well, I will take that compliment that was thrown at me in a really weird, chauvinistic way. 🙂

        1. You’re kind of fun.
          I’d give you a chance, despite your deplorable hobby. 🙂
          Just to be sure, you do not expect your future husband to finance your horses do you?

    5. Wait……men need to compete against an animal that can’t talk or please you sexually (legally)?
      Don’t think too much about why your single

  46. Why the hell do you all assume any woman who is an equestrian will simply bleed their husband financially dry. I’ve ridden horses my entire life, never once has my boyfriend payed one penny towards them. And never in my life have I ever wanted to ride horses to gain power. I have power of my own life and don’t feel the need to get on a 2500 pound animal to feel powerful. Yes I love my horses unconditionally, I also love my dogs unconditionally and my boyfriend and my family. This article is ridiculous and so are the comments.

  47. I’ve ridden horses. I know the techniques involved.
    If you are a man, about the best you can do is sit a horse in a way that isn’t too painful. The way you need to lean forward to gallop tends to crunch your balls if they’re not situated just right.
    I’ve been told that if you happen to be female all those things that tend to be painful for a man just feel really reeeaaaalllly gooood instead….
    Then there’s the trot… here’s a video showing how to ride that gait correctly:

    Notice how the woman is bouncing up & down in the saddle in a way that looks like she is pleasuring herself … and in a way that would be extremely painful for a man without the correct athletic support.
    Combine that with the psychological effects of having a very large mammal under your control between your legs & you get the picture.

    1. That is called posting and it isn’t sexually pleasurable – it is makes trotting more comfortable for the rider and the horse. You should check out a diagram of a woman’s genitals and learn where the clitoris is located – when posting it does not hit the saddle. That would be painful. Nor do men who can ride well have the scrotal problem you’re describing.

      1. Some women (apparently not you) can also derive sexual pleasure from having the labia majora area pounded repeatedly. Not all women rely exclusively on clitoral stimulation for their sexual pleasure.
        Obviously men CAN ride without having pain in the testes –
        it’s just trickier. Any slight problem in riding technique tends to be
        somewhat painful for men. For women … well not so much.

      2. … also, there is a great deal of variation in the positioning of the clit from woman to woman. It’s lower on some women than others. The women on whom it is lowest tend to be the ones who orgasm most easily from sexual intercourse alone, because they naturally get some clitoral stimulation during intercourse.

  48. From a fellow horse woman..I’d have to say I agree with this article. I’ve come across a lot of women who ride horses as a hobby and talk to them like babies, buy them blankets and 50 different expensive products. I call them pony petters. But it is offensive to lump every girl with horses into this category. I own two of them. They live outside. I don’t put fly sheets on or give them any special treatment. After all these are animals that survive on their own in the wild. Aside from this, I don’t ride my horse with domination forcing it to listen to me. After all, we don’t teach the horse anything. They can all run, stop, spin, back-up, do any maneuver needed for competition long before we ever ride them. So when you are “training” them, you are really just presenting your ideas in a way in which the horse understands and is willing to do what is asked of them. Not because you forced them to. I agree a horse would probably prefer to stand out in a field and eat grass all day then work, but the same can be said for any species. And I use my horse for an actual job. I’ve worked on numerous cattle outfits and horses are very effective for going out and moving, sorting, or doctoring cattle. And a horse can cover quite a bit of rough country in little time. They are by no means stupid. Through doing these jobs and learning what is expected of them as they get more seasoned, they start to help you get stuff done. I do not put my horse over people or relationships, and I have never depended financially on anyone else in order to pay for them. So have you ever met anyone…guy or girl that uses a horse for the purpose of doing an actual job with them rather then just a hobby. We depend on our horses to get our job done. Just like a businessman needs his laptop. Because that is a whole different ball game..and to lump us all into the same category is way off.

  49. From a fellow horse woman..I’d have to say I agree with this article. I’ve come across a lot of women who ride horses as a hobby and talk to them like babies, buy them blankets and 50 different expensive products. I call them pony petters. But it is offensive to lump every girl with horses into this category. I own two of them. They live outside. I don’t put fly sheets on or give them any special treatment. After all these are animals that survive on their own in the wild. Aside from this, I don’t ride my horse with domination forcing it to listen to me. After all, we don’t teach the horse anything. They can all run, stop, spin, back-up, do any maneuver needed for competition long before we ever ride them. So when you are “training” them, you are really just presenting your ideas in a way in which the horse understands and is willing to do what is asked of them. Not because you forced them to. I agree a horse would probably prefer to stand out in a field and eat grass all day then work, but the same can be said for any species. And I use my horse for an actual job. I’ve worked on numerous cattle outfits and horses are very effective for going out and moving, sorting, or doctoring cattle. And a horse can cover quite a bit of rough country in little time. They are by no means stupid. Through doing these jobs and learning what is expected of them as they get more seasoned, they start to help you get stuff done. I do not put my horse over people or relationships, and I have never depended financially on anyone else in order to pay for them. So have you ever met anyone…guy or girl that uses a horse for the purpose of doing an actual job with them rather then just a hobby. We depend on our horses to get our job done. Just like a businessman needs his laptop. Because that is a whole different ball game..and to lump us all into the same category is way off.

  50. From a fellow horse woman..I’d have to say I agree with this article. I’ve come across a lot of women who ride horses as a hobby and talk to them like babies, buy them blankets and 50 different expensive products. I call them pony petters. But it is offensive to lump every girl with horses into this category. I own two of them. They live outside. I don’t put fly sheets on or give them any special treatment. After all these are animals that survive on their own in the wild. Aside from this, I don’t ride my horse with domination forcing it to listen to me. After all, we don’t teach the horse anything. They can all run, stop, spin, back-up, do any maneuver needed for competition long before we ever ride them. So when you are “training” them, you are really just presenting your ideas in a way in which the horse understands and is willing to do what is asked of them. Not because you forced them to. I agree a horse would probably prefer to stand out in a field and eat grass all day then work, but the same can be said for any species. And I use my horse for an actual job. I’ve worked on numerous cattle outfits and horses are very effective for going out and moving, sorting, or doctoring cattle. And a horse can cover quite a bit of rough country in little time. They are by no means stupid. Through doing these jobs and learning what is expected of them as they get more seasoned, they start to help you get stuff done. I do not put my horse over people or relationships, and I have never depended financially on anyone else in order to pay for them. So have you ever met anyone…guy or girl that uses a horse for the purpose of doing an actual job with them rather then just a hobby. We depend on our horses to get our job done. Just like a businessman needs his laptop. Because that is a whole different ball game..and to lump us all into the same category is way off.

    1. This article was not written about women who get dirty rustling cattle in TX and have their horses out in the rain. This article is written about spoiled high school/college children in Danville, CA who spend 4k a month to board and ride on Mt Diablo every day after school by themselves, and require mood meds by the age of 25 because of lack of socialization. You feel me?

  51. I wouldn’t expect you to get it. You’re a man. “Nuf said! Equestrian and proud of it!!

  52. I wouldn’t expect you to get it. You’re a man. “Nuf said! Equestrian and proud of it!!

  53. Dissagree… Points your missing …
    No Fat chicks ride horses
    It tightens their thighs / pussies
    If they can afford to own them ( or daddy can ) they are rich..bang them

  54. I would really like to write a guest post as to why men SHOULD date horsewomen. Captain Capitolism and Return of Kings I hope you take me up on this offer…will be a good read!

  56. Holy crap lots of posts. You hit a nerve, bro. Did this get crossposted on Jizzabel or something?

  57. The horrible failings of grammar, sentence structure, and punctuation in this article make me all the happier to NEVER date a man like you.
    Any man who doesn’t understand horses should avoid women with horses because SHE will have NO interest in YOU, if she knows what’s best for her. I’m a 23 year old college student. I have a job, I have life insurance, and I have six horses.
    I will never date an idiot like you, and I thank God for that. Maybe the first thing I should say to potential suitors is that I have horses, in order to chase away freaks like you?

  58. Hilarious. Almost like a cat call….who knew women and their horses was such a sensitive subject.
    By the way, I like my horse meat neighing on my plate.

  59. Here’s how it is: Women give sex to get horses…men give horses to get sex. It works. Having farmed my entire life I remember my Grandpa saying, “remember this…we’re all basically horse$hit when its all said and done.” (think manure, grain, bread, eat and you’ll understand). To the author: at least I have a pony in my pile of horse$hit…what’s your excuse?

  60. 50 years later and the even at that time the old women who ride horses experience penis envy line is still going strong. What do you guys think about all of the men who ride horses? They are out there you know.

  61. I find this a very strange article. Just as many men as women own horses, and many, if not most top riders are men. I am in my final year of veterinary school and have been riding horses since second grade. I don’t own expensive equipment and only show when I have the money for it. I think this article is a pretty poor generalization, especially towards women. Horse people in general tend to run on the nutty side, regardless of their gender.

  62. It’s pretty simple to me….He has no life and no women in his life……He’s full of negativity …..Have fun with your life….you will be alone…….And if you plan to turn your life around I would start with a horse…you will learn from it

  63. I went on a date just the other day with a girl who said her favorite chore on the farm growing up was taking care of the horses. I saw it as a huge plus… I am deeply suspicious of people who don’t like animals.
    And what’s this BS about men not liking horses?
    Horsemanship has been a mark of masculinity since time immemorial.

  64. I equate girls with horses similar to girls with motorbikes: its like a big ole vibrator between their legs. This is why girls like guys with motorbikes.
    That said, fucking a girl with horses means you’re into some fairly freaky and wild sex. Just be aware that they’re nuttier than 99% of other girls and plan accordingly.

  65. I equate girls with horses similar to girls with motorbikes: its like a big ole vibrator between their legs. This is why girls like guys with motorbikes.
    That said, fucking a girl with horses means you’re into some fairly freaky and wild sex. Just be aware that they’re nuttier than 99% of other girls and plan accordingly.

  66. Alrighty, I’ve been riding horses since I was 7 years old and I don’t believe I had any sort of sexual desires back then. My horse does not give me any sexual pleasure or satisfaction, even now. I don’t project any dominatrix mindset onto him. He is my partner in the sport. He’s not “going along for the ride” just because he “can’t complain”. He certainly could complain (rearing, bucking, refusals, etc.) but he doesn’t because he enjoys his job. It’s a chance for him to burn off energy. No human can force a 1200 pound animal to do anything it doesn’t want to do.
    I’m sorry your mommy didn’t love you enough, but it doesn’t make all horse women crazy. Your experience is severely limited. You are absolutely ridiculous and pathetic. Until you go to an actual barn and see what horseback riding is all about, your argument is invalid.

    1. Alrighty, I’ve owned slaves since I was 7 years old and I don’t
      believe I had any sort of malicious desires back then. My slave does not
      give me any pleasure or satisfaction, even now. I don’t project
      any dominant mindset onto him. He is my partner in business. He’s not
      “going along for the ride” just because he “can’t complain”. He
      certainly could complain (malingering, fighting, striking, etc.) but he
      doesn’t because he enjoys his job. It’s a chance for him to burn off
      energy. No human could force a group like my 1200 hardy, able workers to do anything they don’t
      want to do.
      I’m sorry you mother didn’t love you enough, but it
      doesn’t make all slave owners evil. Your experience is severely limited.
      You are absolutely ridiculous and pathetic. Until you go to an actual plantation and see what agronomic human resource management is all about, your argument is
      invalid.

  67. Have you ever heard a woman say that the reason she likes horses is sexual in any way? For some reason men like to think that it is, and joke about it as if it is, but I have no idea why. I’ve always thought that was bizarre. I’ve been a horseback rider for many many years, and am happily married. There is nothing even remotely sexual about riding a horse, no matter what men think or say. My husband doesn’t pay a penny for my horse. Riding is my preferred form of exercise – it gets me outside, keeps me in shape, there is camaraderie at the barn, and the horse whinnies to me when I walk up. Who wouldn’t like that?

  68. Love it! Woman with 16 horses that I am, ask my husband of 25 years, I will prioritize them over him any day. Thank the Lord he has grown to love them and understands my commitment! .. to Carson D. You got that wrong, it`s all about CONTROLLING that 1600 lbs beast and make him think it`s HIS idea to dance to my beat, the neatest feeling…and it works on husbands, who would have thought?

    2. Oh my GOD.
      If she’s not trolling … then judge, jury — please study exhibit A of the Overcontrolling, Gleefully Unattainable, Equestrian Female.

    3. My thoughts are towards what is he doing while you are out riding ,thinking he is under your control.More then likely he is riding another kind of horse.Perchance that is why he likes your horses for the sheer pleasure they afford him ,by taking up so much of your time/attention.

  70. have you ever considered that a woman would choose to spend time her horse(s) over that with a man because the men she has met are complete idiots? Sure horses are not as smart as a dog or some other animals, but some people are passionate about another living creature other than themselves! The bond between a horse and rider/owner is a special one that not everyone can understand. Yes, I agree that those who choose to close out the world just to spend all of their time with their horse(s) should change and spend time interacting with people more, however, that does not mean that equestrian woman are all terrible. Maybe you wrote this off of one or multiple personal experiences but that does not give you the right to write an article stating that ALL equestrian woman are terrible and dumb individuals.

    1. Healthy women, in healthy societies, have a husband and enough children that they don’t need surrogate “other living creatures” to get all “passionate” about. While unhealthy women, in unhealthy societies, kill of the few unborn children they may manage to conceive in the midst of a lifelong contraceptive drug high; and take up cat, or horse, collecting as a substitute.
      Being that humans are products of genetic evolution, hence purpose built to see to it that their own genes are propagated and all, do you not recognize that there is something a bit off about such a state of affairs?

  71. “She fell in love with them. Talked to them as if they were humans. She put them at the center of her life. And thusly, was left alone on her ranch with them.”
    Isn’t it funny that women have this tendency to humanize these animals, like pitbulls, cats, horses, etc.? It’s almost like they are behaving like children…

    1. Isn’t it funny that women have this tendency to humanize these animals, AND THEY DON’T HUMANIZE MEN.

  72. Great article Captain. Women like horses because:
    i) it feels good on their poonannies. Nearly all young prepubescent /pubertal girls go thru a “horse phase” cause it’s legal public masturbation. I mean jesus it’s like a 4 legged Sybian for crissakes. Think of those well placed horsey vertebrae and the gal striding atop them….
    ii) horses are just big cats that you can ride…
    iii) Freudian psychobabble likely applies here. Women riding a big “wild beast” so can satisfy their control issues. Women riding giant phalluses . The “wild stallion” needing to be “broken”….you get the picture..
    I think any human that replaces human interaction with a non human one is a bit pathologic….

  73. some people like computers, some people llike chess, just as some people like horses. does this really matter? i love animals, and have been riding for 8 years. i have been in a relationship for a year and am not batshit crazy. i have met some NUTTERS so part of your argument is valid haha. peace ;P x

  74. I take it a woman you wanted chose a horse over you…..which after reading your dumb, insane, unstable and very INSECURE story on this, is totally understandable. Maybe the problem is you lol!!! I own horses, as do many of my friends and we all have happy children, husbands and lives. We have jobs and make our own money along with our husbands and together we provide everything a child needs in the fact horses teach children responsibility and keep them off the streets. They give inner peace and a calmness to life which is something you obviously haven’t had maybe ever. So crazy man, go screw yourself!

  75. I think your attitude towards women in general is your problem. I’m a 50 year old married woman who has horses. Crazy women are crazy women, with or without having horses. My kids and husband come before the animals. I pay for the horses’ expenses from my own part-time business and so do not fritter away my husband’s income. The only debt we have is the mortgage on our home. Yeah, I may be horse-crazy, but my husband will first tell you that I’m intelligent and funny, a great Mom, a good cook and fantastic in the sack.

    1. You remind me of something that was said about terrorists back around 2001. “No all muslims are terrorists but all terrorists are muslim”. So to update it, Not all crazy women are female horse owners but all female horse owners are crazy women.

  77. I was recently dumped by a LTR gf who owns 2 horses. She was fired from her job, and now is “stressed” by financial problems. This article is so apropos for me at this moment, it’s not even funny. On a side note: you should attend a horse show. I went to one last Feb in Palm Springs. It was chalk full of 20-something, rich hotties riding horses that jump over little fences for style or time. And the few guys that ride there are almost all gay. I’m not kidding, you could have a field day there. -beerboy

  78. Grow a pair and learn how to please a woman, sounds like you have not only have issues with women but also women with horses.

    1. Well, there you are gentleman, and let this be a lesson to you. No matter how subtle you think you are; no matter how well you think you have suppressed and hidden your true feelings, they shall not escape the keen observations of a woman’s superior social and communications skill set.
      While you may not feel the wound of the rapier like wit in her rejoinder now, later your soul will begin to bleed internally and you might give some thought to where the injury may have had its origin, reflect on the craft that inflicted it and marvel.
      Tell me, if you can, oh woman with horses, what was the nearly unnoticeable, subliminal tell that gave his game away?

  79. What makes you think women are exclusive. Through the ages to the present, there are many master horsemen who makes their charges their priority.

  80. This article title is one of most true statements ever written. Believe it. Learn it. Love it. Embrace it. Forever.
    If she mentions horses, run like someone just poured gas on your junk and dropped a match.

  82. we have much to learn from horses – they have been around in their current format for 1.4 MILLION YEARS – cavemen, 15 thousand years were marvelling at horses magnificence and painting them on the walls of caves … do the maths you stupid Americans …. man is inferior. Mother nature and her creations rule – and horses are just part of her legacy – and what is it to be man ??? to rape, torture, lie what qualities are these to be proud of?? A girl bleeding to death from being raped on her wedding night aged 8 ????? skinning animals alive for their furs – raising animals in the most appalling conditions just for their meat shows humanity for what it really is SICK, UNCOMPSSIONTE and WRONG … you sir – you do not feel – you are out of harmony of the word and of nature and all her children ….. but your reckoning will come …. your soul will be judged and held to account – what harm you do here will come back to you ….. it is the way ….. you have chosen your path and I have chosen mine …. and you wonder why women turn ther back on YOU in preference for something/one more honest than you??? GET OFF YOUR UNICORN you are delusional as to what a “catch” you are …..

  83. This writer uses numerous preconceived, chauvinistic generalizations of the female psyche as facts supporting his (hypo)thesis, when the truth is this douchebag needs to stay as far away from women as he does from horses.

  84. This article was a hoot. And I learned a lot! The guy doesn’t know much about horses, but I learned a great deal about people. The comments were the funniest part. All kind of makes you think. Bring on the mushroom clouds, I say!

  85. Huh..Do you know why women have horses? Its because horses can withstand our emotional mood swings without talking back. They don’t ask for anything except for some food and a scratch on the nose. They don’t lie, cheat or steal. And if your mad at them at some point….Off to the pasture the go. No tv no computer and no iphone no talking back. And another thing its legal to sell them unlike children when you have had enough of them. They may seem like money in the mouth poo on the ground. But have you ever seen a horse whine because they didn’t get the latest $300 pair of jeans or shoes? Or didn’t get the car they wanted? I have several and my boyfriend puts up with my hobby and I put up with his. I have had my horses longer than we have been together.

  86. i am happy to say not only do i have 9 horses, i take care of them on my own! i do not need any man to supply any money to get what i want and as a matter of fact men are nothing more then another child to clean up after,do laundry for,cook for,listen to them whine and cry when they get so much as a sniffle. my horses are more loyal,trust worthy and fulfilling to my life then any man and less clingy,needy,whiny,jealous or controlling than any man.
    if these men married a woman that bled them dry for horses it is most likely because the man was a spinless little man that let his penis control his brain as most men do. not all of us women need,or for that matter want a man horses or not. just as there are many women out there that will bleed you dry for many other things, it is your mentality that causes you to marry these women and then cry because you are broke.
    if you took the time to look for the women that had horses,a home,was a single mother of 3,as well as takes care of herself financially then you would find a real women. however, more than likely she will not need or want you in her life because guys i hate to tell ya but to women like me…..you are the burden

    1. ” . . . was a single mother of 3 . . .”
      I believe that is the all time record. Congratulations. Where do they preach?

    2. Wow! Single mother of three yeah you’re a real old catch. Judging by your picture you are a woman I’d have to catch with a trawling net. Real woman, I bet you are getting child support for your bastard children. Enjoy your horses. I’ll stick with women in their 20s.

  87. Looks to me that someone is jealous and blaming his mommie issues on women who love horses just because his mom had a horse. Ever think that maybe it’s cause of men with this point of view is what enforces women to love their horses than men?

  88. worked from a oil camp in Canada a couple years back. The camp clerk was this spoiled little rich girl who had many(buy n sell) horses. She was wild. She said her father made the money and her mom and her spent it on 80k horses etc. He got a hunting trip. I figured the dude was trapped because he made loads but would lose it all in the divorce. She didn’t sucknfuck the entire 100 man camp but she was on her way but was fired after two weeks. She thought she could watch soaps during supper time. The rule was hockey and little miss entitled though we paid 200 and night just to eat and sleep. !

  89. Speaking as a male horse enthusiast, I agree that there are many reasons men should appreciate horses, too. But that’s not what I’m here to discuss. I really want to say this: despite my love of horses, I am seriously considering giving it up for precisely the reasons outlines in the OP: I don’t want my daughters to turn into typical “horse girls”.

  91. I am a woman, I have horses, I take no offense to this article- i think its hillarious! and we horse women take pride in our madness 🙂

  94. I’ve had a horse since age 7. We use them on the farm when we are working the cattle and repairing the fences. I guess generations of women going back 10,000 years are crazy because mankind used horses for transportation, farming, war, etc.? Cowboys even referred to their horses as their friends during the times they were out on the dusty trails, miles and miles away from town. So this doesn’t mean that anyone who loves horses is batshit crazy. It means that anyone who puts animal well-being over their and their loved ones’ well-being has a real problem with their priorities. But you could say this about any hobby, pet, or past time that endangers one’s ability to face reality.

  95. What about women who love horses but don’t own them? Are they just as nuts, and just waiting for the cash to buy some?

  96. I have to admit I hate horses. They are time consuming, need too much attention and smell pretty bad most of the time. Yet I would have to say, with all honesty, if I had to choose between cleaning out a stable block (even one to rival the task of Herculese) or spend an hour in your company then cleaning up horse shit would win. Hands down.

  97. The first thing that pops into my head when I see a woman on Match or another dating site with horses is “How do I get her away from the horses?” This column is spot on!

  98. I know many women with horses. There is truth in the article above, and in the comments below. Though, better words could have been used.
    I know several women who have virtually bankrupted themselves for their horses. While most people order ther finances starting with housing, food, clothing, transportation. Horse people start with the horse. Many have no savings, no retirement, credit card bills out the wazzooo . . . yes, paying on dead horses vet bills. The cost of boarding a horse – minimum $500-$800 a month. Vet bills, always happening. Blacksmith – at least $50-$75 bucks every 6 weeks. Horse even had a chiropracor, when husband who had bad back didn’t! Riding tack, saddles & bridles (one set for show and one for regular riding) – several thousands. Boots & horse feed, check. You add it all up, and a horse is about $1,000 a month, easily. Even if you have your own land and barn, you’re still paying for food, vet, blacksmith, and accessories. And, if you have land, then you have to have at least 2 horses becuase a horse can’t be alone in a field. They are heard animals and go wacky if left aloe.
    While I don’t think the sexual attraction is a key component, I do think that the women that love horses do so becuase the horse returns affection and is a beautiful animal. Some women are better putting their affection on a large animal, then a large man. Perhaps, their mothers told them that “men were bad.”
    I don’t have a horse. I wouldn’t unless I had a million dollars in the bank. If I was a guy, I wouldn’t date a woman with a horse, unless she had her own trust fund to pay for it or I was Donald Trump. Otherwise, it’s unfair to the horse. After all, the horse needs a man with more money.

  99. Women enjoy riding and beating horses with whips and kicking them in their sides with spurs because they enjoy dominating male animals who cannot talk back to them, have no option but to obey. Women enjoy this because as girls they hated being told what to do by their daddies. Since the majority of women that ride horses cant get boyfriends they simply take out their frustrations and anger on innocent dumb animals in an effort to feel good about themselves, then cover it with syrupy sweet goo about “bonding with another creature..lol

  100. The only great things about women and horses is that sometimes they fall and get seriously injured and paralyzed. Which I find extremely amusing, and even – dare I say – somewhat pleasurable and erotic..

  101. This I jut nothing more than living proof, that men and women were a mistake to begin with.
    Men and women cant get along no matter what situation you put them in.
    I don’t know, I guess god should have just let Adam be lonely and have animals for company.
    Man+women= hell.
    The earth would be a much better place if sex didn’t make babies and babies just grew on trees instead.
    People didn’t have to have sex or love eachother, they would just live on earth to furfill god’s wishes only.
    That world would be much better than this by a long shot.

  103. I.. um… I have horses. I’m not sure I can actually disagree with you on any particular point. 😉

  104. Ok.Let me tell you something, I am just furious with this. I am female yes. I love horses yes. Why am I here? Investigation/curious/research. I ride horses every Thursday, and they are not evil. The horse I ride, she is very gentle and has a nice gait. But guess what? I am not crazy. And yes I do have 8 pets but it isn’t alot compare to my house size. I love animals, I want to be a zoologist when I graduate High School, and go to College. Why would that be consider crazy? I and all animal lovers have every right to love what we love. It doesn’t take away from marriage, children and friends. I have many friends who I socialize with on a daily basic. I might have a social disorder, but that was WAY before I got into animals, since the disorder is something you are born with. Animals have feelings, it just a scientific fact. They could feel pain and happiness so can we. I was bullied in 4th grade because I loved animals, I was hurt by this badly. Animals have been my friend and what I mean is I always seem to get along with animals, it is a “cursed” talent I have, I am able to sense other animal pain and sorrows, since I was born with high sensitivity. No I am not talking crazy talk, I only speak the truth. Is it so wrong to be friends with other living beings other than humans? No! And I might of never had a boyfriend, but that is because I choose not find a Boyfriend or what ever, since I rather spent my life happy then with all the drama in a relationship. And I just want to cry because of this article, it is so inaccurate of animal lovers, and brainwashes other ppl into thinking this is true. It is false. You guys wouldn’t know anything about animals if your life depend on it. You guys who honestly belive this are just sick, cold and heartless to others. And please don’t ever EVER call US crazy. It is offensive. Oh and also fun fact: Geldings(male neutured horse) are more found in stables then females because geldings have more balanced nature while females can be sometimes unpredictable when riding, now that doesn’t go for all female horses, as every horse and ever animal is different. Sure I don’t own horses, but my mom did as a child, and she became a successful married woman. And sorry for the long rant, I am sick of hearing all this bad talk about horse ppl and this is a really sexist community it not even funny…

    3. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you confirm a stereotype of the crazy animal hoarder lady.

  106. The horse is a large, dumb animal that needs constant attention. It is never unfaithful to its owner or critical of her, and it does what it is told.
    A woman with a horse is undateable, because a man is an inferior and unbiddable substitute for a horse.

  107. I can confirm. I dated horse chick.
    It is one of the first odd questions I ask a woman now when I’m probing to see if she is worth my time.

  108. Oh dear. I have horses, cats and would never dream of changing my name upon marriage. My partner is buggered 😀 He knew what he was signing up for!

  109. this is the most ridiculous thing I have ever read. I don’t even need to argue against this because you wouldn’t understand what a horse means. Obviously the words that you have spoken “horses bring nothing good” then you have never loved an animal. End of discussion.

  110. My girlfriend grew up in a rich family with horses (her mom is basically what this article is about) and she has just informed me that horse show moms are like soccer moms but ten times worse.

  111. this must be written by the same idiot that states dont date woman that rescue dogs. asshole

  112. I live in a horsey area in the Northeast. Sometimes I see horse woman when I do errands. They ooze misandry. This is why I am a MGTOW.

  114. Women actually get into a state of arousal riding a horse. Like a motorcycle. The physical motion of riding either can make them wet. I wouldn’t pass up a chance to go riding with a woman you’re interested in. Chances are high she wants to hump you after riding or she wouldn’t have invited you. Riding alone gets lonely 😉

  115. I’m sure your mother has 4 horses because she’s had to deal with you. In the great emotional turmoil that came out of raising a misogynistic little misanthropic, hedonist, nihilistic, cynical, little asshole that thinks he gets proven right every day, she finds it easier to be in the presence of a horse. With each massive increase of you ‘masculine’ ego, she found she had to up the game and add another horse to keep up. I’m sure that since the date of this article she’s had to add at least 2 horses. Have you thought that your mother knows how much you hate horses and she does it on purpose? I mean, why not, because I’m not sure how old you are, but I bet you’re an adult, capable of financing yourself and yet here you are, complaining about what your mother does with her money. Let her have her passion. I’m sure in that cynic little heart of yours, you have something that you enjoy doing and that you are passionate about. I’m not into feminism, I despise it because it’s become just a word for some women to hurl abuse or hide behind – I’m not going to get into it here – but I do believe in equality and how you’re talking about women here is quite off-putting. Also, since you mention that you’re a hedonist, have you thought that maybe having horses and being around or riding them is where some women find the highest rank of pleasure in? Your mother needs to maximize her pleasure with horses, and thus combat the pain – you. It’s a choice what you want to do with your life and, if you want to spend it talking to horses, alone on a ranch, it’s your business and no one else’s. Also, since you seem to mention psychological problems so much, can you at least mention what education makes you qualified enough to make the diagnosis? I’m just asking, because you seem to be quite passionate about women psychology. I think you’ve spent a long time studying it, or maybe experimenting by driving your poor mom up the wall. I wonder if the reason of your fear of horse loving women comes from a burn from such a woman. Or maybe you’re just jealous that this ‘dumb, inferior animal’ has a bigger dick than you. Anyway, I’m going to put an end to this by pointing out that horses have played a more important role to humanity than you will ever do in your short, pitiful existence, such as being the first mode of transportation, their importance in wars and, also, in agriculture. Thus, something good does come from horses, but I think their brilliance shines especially when it comes to frustrating and, obviously, scaring you. Just admit it, you just hate women because they are allowed to express more emotions and pursue their happiness more successfuly than you (that’s what you call ‘psychological problems’), while you’re crippled by your obvious and actually real psychological problem which is emotional constipation. You’re also suffering from equinophobia since, let me quote you ‘Horses are evil, the devil’s representative on this planet. Nothing good comes of them. Nothing good will ever come of them.’

      1. I am in awe of your wittiness. I must applaud your cleverness, indeed it took me a few hours to get what you meant! :)) No part of your comment bothers me most than the ‘have a nice day’ part. Like George Carlin, I despise this stupid, annoying habit of ordering someone to have a nice day. What if I wanted to have an awful day? It bugs me, I tell you. Have an awful day! 🙂

  116. I think they just like horses because they love you without you having to put any real emotional effort into them, just feed them. Same reason emotionally immature people latch onto cats, dogs, etc… but there is something stupidly romantic about horses that attracts a special kind of starry eyed fuckup. Yes I have seen it too.

  117. Love with horsewomen? Don’t think so.
    A horse is like a big clumsy baby. It shits everywhere, makes stupid noises, costs a lot of money and needs constant care. Don’t think you’ll ever be on number 1. It’s even worse, in all your new found love you’ll be scooping poop very soon. Feeding a horse for the first time is a fun experience. But after 24 times it becomes a pretty boring task if you’re not into it.
    I’ve had a girlfriend with a whole zoo. Cats, dogs, fish, rabbits, birds. She lived with her parents, but the animals were hers. She also had horses on some stable a couple of miles from home. At that time I was a bit more tolerant in my views, but I did question her about the amount of horses she had (3) and why that was not a good idea for her future (the costs, amount, time) Of course you’re not supposed to say such a thing, it’s asking for a fight. After we broke up 6 months later (she was just a spoiled brat, so it had to come to that eventually) I made a promise to myself never to have a LTR with a “horselover” again. Pfew, am I glad I learnt this shit. Sometimes you have to go thru pain and agony for the better.

  118. Glad all you guys can afford to be so picky and eliminate women based on hobbies and pets. It’s also interesting and enlightening to witness the author bashing his own mother in this blog. I’m sure he has plenty of healthy relationships and successful family gatherings.
    I’m a horse person. I currently do not own a horse but have ridden for many years and will own a horse again.
    You can always find women who fit the most extreme stereotype, just like I can always find a man who does (ie the guy who spend $4000 on the stereo and rims for his car while failing to save a dime). I’m a well adjusted horse woman with a well paid job, solid retirement plan and fit, toned body (from riding English and working out to stay in shape for competitive riding). I have managed to balance riding and horse ownership with relationships, demanding jobs and even other guy- friendly hobbies ( I’m an avid angler as well) . But oh well, I’m a stereotyped betch…. Your loss!

  119. Did not read the whole article, but could see where it was going. Was married to a horse woman, wow what a bottomless money pit for what? Usless animal! If you want a big fury critter, get a cow, at least they provide you with something useful other than glue which you cannot make at home.

  120. I completely agree with this article.
    I’ve just ended a 16month relationship with a girl who loves the horses which she herself cannot afford but is happy to accept financial aid to keep her batshit crazy dreams alive.
    This girl is 30yrs old, exams passed to become a solicitor but refuses to work in the field prefering to work as a secretary for her 72yr old father who funds this ridiculous hobby of hers.
    No foresight whatsoever.
    When I first met her she had 2 horses, an enormous mortgage, no career plan & no intention of remedying these issues. She was waiting for her White Knight. ENTER JerryB (excuse him for he had not discovered ROK yet).
    I tried to help. I even took up riding and the livery for one of her horses. My bank account took a big hit.
    Through lengthy talks, she eventually started to pay off her mortgage but I could never get rid of her ridiculous “someone will help me out of this mess, I dont have to deal with this, someone will save me” attitude..
    Fast forward 2 months after I was awakened by ROK, I have moved from my home in Dublin, Ireland to Groningen in the Netherlands. Groningen is a University city full of 22yr olds.
    Let the game begin.

  121. Have to partly disagree. Around where I live, many guys, some white Southerners, some Mexicans from Chihuahua state, keep horses, if nothing else, out of habit, partly out of rural tradition, partly out of perceived manliness. Yet, even though there’s some quarter mile tracks around here, many horses aren’t run so the lucky ones at least get a big corral to run around, others get a small pen not adequate for even a Yorkshire terrier. And the costs for upkeep must be astronomical. But where I do agree is the part of where quite a number of women do have horses. And in this case, all the ones I’ve seen are white women. Or maybe it’s also this American obsession with animals in general, not just horses, that creeps me out. That explains a lot. Personally, I would butcher every horse. Partly out of mercy for the animals, partly because horsemeat stew is the bomb.

  122. My personal experience with horse girls. I have only had two such girls but. Great God oh mighty, they both fucked like thoroughbred champions. They would wrap their legs around me in a death grip and would do things I had yet to think of. (Yes I was very young) Oh those are such sweet sweet memories.
    One of the the girls turned into a money hungry, all out whore. The girl was about as unfaithful has a girl could be. A hot little heart breaker she was. The other was as good and loyal as a woman could be. That never changed. I think houses do bring something out in a girl. But it needs to already be there. The leg thing? That was probably from the muscle development girls get from riding horses. Damn that is rather special. You should try such a girl, if you can, you will not forget her.

  123. Horses, yappy little “service dogs”, tattoos, law degrees, military “service”, militant atheism, several obligatory straight and gay male friends, etc. Fortunately, women will let you know any of these interesting facts about themselves within 0 to 3 minutes. Great exit strategy practice.

  124. My female cousin is 30 years old. She was obsessed with horses her whole life. She has no kids, is divorced and slaves at two jobs. Oh, and I also heared that she is currently dating a guy who is 9 years younger. Coincidence?

  125. Horses are evil? They represent the 5 senses in Hindu religion. I think this site is evil and twisted and gross and satanic point blank period

  126. I am not a woman and I grew up as a horse enthusiast. I am unsure of when the relationship with women and horses began. In my family, the horse trainers were men. And I always thought horses were something more that men dealt with- at least in the day prior to the automobile. This is something of the later 20th Century that women folk have dominated the horse industry. This was not the case. My great great grandfather broken in horses until his nose bled. The horse is man’s best friend. Not dogs.

  127. Wow. They call us horse lovers crazy. But you are a special kind of crazy, not to mention stupid. Horses are animals, not the devil’s representatives. Jesus, you need help. Go see a therapist. I haven’t had the chance to be around horses a whole lot, but I can tell you, they are not evil. They are innocent, yet intelligent, creatures. You really need that therapy appointment.

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