439 thoughts on “How To Seduce A Lesbian As A Straight Man”

1. Cant wait for the responses!

2. I’ve surprised you didn’t mention the phenomenon of ‘LUGS’ or ‘Lesbian’s until Graduation’.

3. This is like giving advice to gold panners on how to find nuggets on a tiny, sandy, tropical island during a hurricane. Sure, it’s possible to find something and there are certainly techniques to do so, but it’s neither profitable nor sporty. And, in the end all most people will have done is given themselves plenty of bruises and crabs.

4. All the hardcore lesbians are old hags and no man wants to f them. College aged girls are only lesbians of convenience who do it to get attention. This article is ill-conceived.

   1. I actually had a pretty damn attractive lesbian interested in relationship with me but I didnt get involved. Its hard to explain, but though she was feminine, female and attractive on the outside — inside she was like a dude. Just felt totally weird and not right lol.

      1. Em..no. If she was a LESBIAN, she did not want a “relationship” with you. Some guys are so pathetic they have to make up stories online to feed their egos and fantasies…”yeah, I turned her down”. Lol like hell you did.

         1. Yeah, I’m assuming you’ve never actually been around actual lesbians. They are actually far more open to sex with straight men than you think.
            Still, whatever makes you feel better about yourself, chump.

         2. Lol I am a gay female. I’ve been around more lesbians than you could ever dream of. But really, why are you so butt hurt?

         3. Sweet, and I’m a hermaphroditic whale who hung with four lesbians in high school. But really, why are you so butthurt that you’re responding to comments a year old?

         4. And you are not commenting to same article? Lol Get a grip little Rupert…on something other than your little wee wee.

         5. What can I say, I’m a firm believer in combating toxic stupidity wherever it is found.

         6. If they want sex with men then they’re most likely Bisexual. Lesbians may still have friends who are heterosexual men but they are not sexually attracted to them.

         7. I have no problem considering them bisexual, but try telling THEM that. They’ll be pissed.
            Heck, just go on Google, and I guarantee that you’ll find at least five or more articles by eh, lesbians describing their attraction to men, and how they are still, in fact, lesbians despite that.
            I’m never gonna say there are no genuine lesbians, but I’ve met far too many who were much more flexible than you’d think.

         8. I’m a lesbian and let me tell I’m repulsed by the idea of sex with a guy, that’s why I’m a lesbian

         9. *Writes on blackboard*
            Chalk one up for the “full-on lesbians Rupert has spoken to” list. On the Internet, true, but still counts.

         10. shakinboots, I can’t really find you, but I just thought I’d let you know I am incredibly glad you are here. Thank you.

         11. Are you stupid? No lesbian is open to having sex with a man. Stop giving yourself hope.

         12. Are you? Because with lesbians like you, my only hope is that you stay the hell away.
             My empirical observation is that a surprising amount of self-identified lesbians are better described as bisexual.
             Oh, I see, you created an account just to spam rage posts on this article. OK, moving on.

         13. Dude. You’re so dumb, it hurts…I hope people like you will just stay the hell away from lesbians. Oh, I see you just came here and made an account to whine and spout your bullshit in people’s faces because you’re one desperate mother fucker

         14. Man, you’re not even the entertaining type of troll. Beating up on you is like beating up on a mentally-retarded child whose best comeback is to recycle their opposition’s jabs in the hopes that it makes them look cool instead of pathetic.
             Run along now, before you make yourself look even dumber.

         15. So now you’re making fun of mental people? Wow, not only are you desperate for attention and one thirsty ass motherfucker but you’re also super fucking rude and inconsiderate. Now you look pathetic bringing yourself on here. Now run along before you make yourself look even more desperate lol

         16. Apparently you don’t know where you are.
             Word of advice, Loony Lee – take that politically-correct shit somewhere where people give a shit. Here, we are cool with using non-PC phrases to get a point across.

         17. Politically correct? I’m sorry I’m the only smart one here and I’m sorry you’re annoyed by that. Name calling? How fucking childish. Grow up. Also, what point? You just made of fool of yourself. Word of advice, moron-take that dumb ass of yours and get off the internet. Some people like to use their damn brain when arguing with someone, because that’s what you need, or else you’ll just look like dumbass and/or a huge douchebag. Maybe that’s why you can’t get laid, huh?

         18. Your not a gay woman as woman never be gay. If your going to describe yourself it would be lesbian.
             “Some guys are so pathetic they have to make up stories online to feed their ego”
             Maybe your trying to not get your ego hurt that you must have to call someone a liar.
             Your no different than other attention whore women who call themselves “lesbian.”

   2. Not so sure. Seducing lesbians is a favorite past time of mine, mainly to show them their full of shit in their ultra-feminist man hating- beliefs. Also only pursue the femme types. About two months ago I picked up a lesbian in a “commited” relarionship, she was femme but had that shitty skilrex haircut and tattoos, thin, mid 20’s. When I tried flirting I got the bitchy, I’m a lesbian (me-I don’t give a shit what you call yourself, I just like the fact you don’t let society tell you what you can do). Two hours later, she paid for my drinks (4 scotch, neat..water back) and we headed to my place. Before heading into my room, I grabbed her hair/head pulled it toward me and said ” You know I’m going to fuck you straight, right? ”

      1. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeeeeah, right. Are you really so pathetic that you have to invent ridiculous porno fantasies on the internet to make you look cool?

      2. cool story bro.

      3. Internet anonymity is so much fun, isn’t it?

      4. Fucking a guy is just for sex, it nothing more.

      5. Lmao! What a sad pathetic loser. Thanks for sharing your fantasy with everyone, but everyone knows you’re full of shit.

         1. I bet that story was fake or if it did happen, well, let’s say it ended badly…

      6. She’s Bi

   3. asshole

   4. You’re an old hag and no one, man or woman, wants to ‘f’ you.

   5. No, not all of them.

   6. How did your stupid comment get so many thumbs up? Damn..a lot of butthurt straight guys out there lol

5. One of my proudest pulls was a same night lay lesbian. I showed up at some party where I knew nobody except my friend who I had gone with and she was the cutest girl there (even with her mohawk). All her friends saw me talking to her and told me that I was barking up the wrong tree. Then I fingered her in a stairway, stopped by to tell my friend to smell my fingers and that I was leaving and left with her. Ahhhh, booze filled glory days.

   1. God..guys are disgusting.

      1. Not as disgustingg as your fat folds faggit. You’re about as stereotypical misandrist as they come. I can without a doubt say that I can predict any comeback with my straight male brain. Because I’m a lot less predictable. Just try. If this was Twitter, you’d see what I reply with.

         1. Homophobic asshole

6. I see Dykes as even more fucked up than straight women, so I avoid them like the plague, especially considering that I’ve only met 1 who I thought was attractive. My neighbors are Dykes and of course they are both over-weight and tatted up. One wears dresses and the other looks and acts like a “handyman” or janitor and is always bustling around the garage pretending to be useful. Drives a pick-up and wears a ball cap backwards… and I want to show these deviants my dick??? No thanks. At least 80% of Dykes were abused (sexually, physically, emotionally) as children, so I see them as psychologically unstable / stunted victims, more than anything. They need therapy much more than a dick made of flesh.

   1. Another angry homophobe spewing out false “statistics” to rationalize his hate. *yawn* You guys are a dime a dozen.

   2. Hell yeah m8

   3. How is your stupid comment get so many thumbs up? Are people really that butthurt and homophobic?

7. I’ve never seen a hot lesbian that wasn’t a fictional portrayal. Most of them look like John Goodman.

   1. There is usually a male and female in a lesbian relationship.
      Ever been to a gay pride parade?

      1. “Ever been to a gay pride parade?”
         Of course not.

         1. The woman in the orange top has.

      2. That is total bullshit.

      3. Not true Amanda. Please don’t speak on something you clearly know nothing about. Thanks.

         1. Yes, because you’re clearly the authority on all things lesbian, correct?

         2. With the name Rupert, I can see why you are clueless about real lesbians and probably relationships in general. I never claimed to be ” an authority on all things lesbian” so why are you so butt hurt by my comment? It is a stereotype and often perpetuated MYTH that there is a “male” in lesbian relationships. There are NO males in lesbian relationships. I’m sorry you can’t grasp that some women don’t want you and do not have a need for you.

         3. I’m sorry that you got turned down by a guy named Rupert, but taking your frustrations out on me won’t heal the pain.
            No, you’re not an authority on all things lesbian, hence you don’t have a foot to stand on to claim that Amanda knows nothing about lesbian relationships. Hardly a “myth” that there is usually a butch and a femme among lesbian couples.

         4. Hahaha you are an absolute idiot.

         5. Damn, jumping to ad hominems already? Now, that’s just a weak showing. Very disappointed.

      4. correction: butch ones imagining as males although they are biologically deprived of manhood. Lesbian=Feminist hate for men arises from this small fact.

         1. Stfu moron

      5. No there isn’t a male in a lesbian relationship. That’s the point.

   2. No those are the only ones you pick up on

   3. I’m pretty hot to be honest.

   4. Never seen a hot lesbian? Are you blind? Get off the internet Bruh

      1. I’ve been to pride parades, and stand by my statement.

         1. Have you seen every lesbian in the world? Nope. So your statement is irrelevant.

         2. Somebody is upset….

         3. Somebody is a dumbass…..

8. I have a pretty good leabian friend actually (banged her sister for 6 months back in uni). Rather than try to fuck her, I like to check out women with her and try to get HER laid. It’s fun, hilarious and sometimes works in my favor. More fun keeping em around as one of the guys than a bang.

9. Why in the hell would you want to waist precious time on a genuine lesbian? Pretty much all of them are ugly ass f’ck and the attractive ones aren’t even real lesbians – just attention whores. Even in the case of an attractive lesbian the experience isn’t worth the time and effort. The time it takes me to get a lesbian sexually ready can be better used to get 4 straight chicks in sack.

   1. Attractive lesbians are in some ways easier to deal with than straight chicks, because 1) they take initiative, 2) no boyfriends or male crushes, 3) less of a bitch shield or playing hard-to-get, 4) you can be friends without coming off as a beta orbiter, and 5) you can meet and pick up other girls with her (and doing so further reinforces point 4).

      1. But why not be just friends with them?

         1. I think he means the fake lesbians.

   2. Seconded.

   3. How can you call someone an attention whore based on their appearance. You don’t know what they think about or prefer. Some people do seek attention but most do not.

      1. This is the same guy who thinks all REAL lesbians are ugly. He obviously doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

         1. You’re an ugly one.

   4. Yup I’d think an attractive girl would be doing this for attention or of she’s seriously off her rocker. Maybe emotional trauma from a male as a child made her hate dick lol.

   5. Have you seen lesbians? I haven’t met one unattractive one yet

10. I don’t believe in lesbians. All women are bisexual, and those who claim to be strictly lesbians are those who are too ugly and too masculine to attract a man.

    1. Why Lesbians Aren’t Gay: http://www.isteve.com/lesvsgay.htm

       1. Stfu

    2. you’re full of shit but it’s funny
       do you know how many guys try to worm their way in? i don’t tell em i’m gay because it just makes them angrier and more determined and pissed at the rejection. men look like potatoes. there is nothing sexy about men. but stay full of that impotent self-assurance, prick

       1. Well if you’re ugly the wrong kind of men will hit on you

       2. Not trying to generalize, but women like you tend to look like grapes.

          1. GRAPES!!! LOL WTF

    3. well then all men are also bisexual

       1. And you think they don’t say that? People have been saying that about humans in general for a LOOOOOONG ass time bruh.

    4. I don’t believe in straight men. Are men are bisexual.

    5. The pretty ones are bisexual.

    6. How did your comment get so many thumbs up? Straight guys are this desperate?

11. During college, a friend of mine went to Smith College in Massachusetts. This college is an all female school and is the birth place of lesbianism. Well that night I pulled one of the few straight girls at the school. I got up in the AM and had to hit the head, (all unisex bathrooms, obviously) and got the stink eye from some hardcore looking lesbians in the hallway. Well I went into the bathroom, did my thing, then flipped all the toilet seats up. I know this is petty and ridiculous but I was laughing my ass off about it all day. Smiling at the bulls on my way out, I headed back to my conquests’ bed to try for some morning nookie.
    Off topic but I figured you guys would enjoy that.

    1. You’re my kind of guy. 🙂

    2. Aha! Petty perhaps, but a funny dick move all the same. I’d by you a beer for that.

    3. Oooh and how many people did you piss off? That is just immature. I grew up being the only girl with five brothers. Ya learn to live with it. Ooo so scary. You flipped the toilet seats up.Its not like I can’t put my seat back down. You really wanna piss ’em off, I bet you could do better. Try the saran wrap trick. Sure it’s old, but they’d get their piss all over them self. Better prank than simply putting the seat up. Weak game man.

    4. Wtf was this bs?

12. There are two types of lesbians. Ugly and/or old ones who men won’t touch.
    And young hot ones rebelling against daddy or some other man. They have a lot of emotional baggage you could manipulate.

    1. ‘They have a lot of emotional baggage you could manipulate’. Are you actually giving advice on how to take advantage of a human being?
       I’m a straight female and I bet you could come up with some reason as to why I wouldn’t come any where near you other than that its my choice. Or do I have some sort of issue you could ‘manipulate’?
       I’m also pretty sure the reason why men on this site think lesbians hate them is because you are the men that most women hate no matter if they are gay or not. You are the type of men that other men also hate no matter if they are gay or not. Because you seem to think women owe you somethig just because you have a penis. You disgust me.

       1. I don’t want anything to do with emotionally unstable lesbians, like yourself. I just wanted to point out that lesbians have steamer trunk sized baggage. Getting involved with crazy people, like yourself, never ends well.
          Have a nice day.

       2. Only intelligent person on here

    2. yes everything is about you sweetie

    3. Fuck yeah

13. To everyone bitching about muh lesbians are fugly or not really lesbian: Who cares? Waste of time? Sure, you can grab more girls in that amount of time. If anything I’d go for it for two reasons: 1. Tighter than most women due to no dicks (or virgin). 2. Bragging rights. What better story to tell your friends at the bar when talking about lays than the time you fucked a lesbian?
    Besides you dont have to actively search for one, if you find one by chance then there you go. Who knows, they might even be dtf in the down time (I.e. winter and holidays). the more you know, the better.

14. Hah. I see a lot of skeptical comments. Sure, most lezzies are ugly, manly, and fat. But not all of them. When I was a lesser beta, I would hang with lesser betas, but also gay guys once in a while, but now, after taking the red pill and learning game, I now prefer the company of greater betas and alphas as male friends, and I’ve also become somewhat of a lesbro for some reason. Meanwhile, I now find betas and gays annoying and/or boring.
    As Runsonmagic points out in #1 above, pick the right target. I actually have a lez friend who is thin, young, and smoking hot, plus we have fun flirting with and teasing each other, and even picking up girls, so I found this article quite useful.

15. i will never get over how straight men are so annoyed at the thought of a woman not wanting anything to do with them that they make them seem like they don’t exist
    like im literally dying right now

    1. Wow, just, wow. OMG I’M DYING TOO LMAOOOOO

       1. Little Bud Bud’s ego got bruised. Wah! :*(

          1. Projecting your insecurities is great, isn’t it?

          2. Having trouble finding a lady friend, huh Rupert. You are so bent out of shape that women don’t want you. Sad little man 🙁

          3. Girlfriend would say hi, but she’s a little preoccupied under the table. Sorry to say, she’s not into fatsos, so already three leagues above your pull grade.

          4. Do you realize how childish you sound making a comment like this to someone you know nothing about on the internetz? Heh this is funny 🙂

          5. I know, right? The sheer amount of butthurt emanating from your comments is even better amusement material that whatever dumbassery Ben Kuchera tweets every day.
             You can tell an awful lot about someone from the way they behave on the Internet.

          6. As long as you have a vagina, your identifying lesbian has no values. come here when you grow a dick and balls. you are the kind, who are ruined by penis-envy. you really believe men cannot capture you ? destroy you? stupidity! You must be thankful to your western first world countries that your men are groomed by feminist lies to accommodate your kinds. Born a women and having ego? Butch Lesbo cannot be equal to a male. sorry! In our (so called patriarchal 3rd world) countries, violence by men will crush your kind. Don’t ever imagine men gets frustrated on your denying sex. they will move on. But, believing it as a Lesbian “pride”, can be crushed in seconds by any masculine man. remember this for ever. what your mommas taught about feminism and man hating was all wrong. you can remain inferior to men.
             @boxchamp:disqus

          7. Who the fuck do you think youre talking to??? Nothing you’ve said has anything to do with my comments. You are here advocating rape and abuse to women. You are a vile piece of shit. Let me guess, girls reject your ugly ass so often that you now hate them. Typical psychotically frustrated asshole. As I said, go back to playing with your fleshlight.

          8. Yeah. Like how retarded you are. There is no “man seduces lesbian” other then in fantasy porn, a lesbian would not be lesbian if she had sex (willingly) with a man.

          9. *facepalm*
             Goodness gracious, the stupid just keeps on coming. Good thing I have a high tolerance for bullshit.
             And by all means, keep believing that if it makes you feel better.

          10. Well, ya know, you kind of started that…
              If it’s childish, it’s childish. Not just because Rupert is doing it. (Just to review: you don’t know any more about Rupert than he knows about you.)

          11. Are you actually inbred? First of all you dont seem to be able to form fully coherent sentences, then you go on to advocate inequality between genders, THEN advocating rape culture, AND KEEP GOING to reject people’s identities entirely. How many times have you repeated school? How many times have you been rejected by women that you’ve become this bitter lonely man? How many times have you denied to yourself and your small, insecure, sexually-frustrated group of friends that feminism is irrelevant and stupid? You are truly a cancer on this earth. Please, die, so the rest of us can live a more peaceful existence in the knowledge you no longer have any input in this world.

          12. TINY PENIS !

          13. Well, then i’m sorry for her. I’m straight but i’ll go gay any day instead of loosing mu time with individuals loke you-or beter say PERSONALITIES-men to whom women do that thing under the table don’t speak about that. They DO.

          14. men to whom women do that thing under the table don’t speak about that. They DO.
              REAL MEN DON’T DO THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELF!!!
              I’m straight but i’ll go gay any day instead of loosing mu time with individuals loke you-or beter say PERSONALITIES
              Sure, you will. While you furiously masturbate to the fantasy of such a man taking you every day.
              But whatever, can’t fix stupid. Although your eye-bleedingly-awful grammar, now that needs work.
              And don’t feel sorry. She’s far happier blowing me downstairs than you’ll ever be.

          15. Well honey i speak 5 languages. What about you??? Obviously English is not my native. Maybe you wanna give me classes with your dick. Im all wet 🙂 and im not furious.

          16. It wasnt about myself it was about you. I said real men DO what you said not only bubble lies and fantasies. Verbaly i can say whaterver i want. Reality sucks isnt it? 🙂

          17. Oh your poor pussy eyes they are so bleed from my grammar….like i said GAY. I BET THE GROUND DON’T EVEN TOUCHES YOU WHEN YOU WALK BEING SO DELICATE AND SENSITIVE. POOR HONEY.

          18. Why you ppl always have to comment about grammar and assume everyone is native english? That hurted!!!!

          19. And yes! This is my greatest fantasy! I want you to take me every day (dont say where:))) and i compensate my lack of grammar with huge tits. But i guess you like flat chest 🙂

          20. You’re lucky im far from you. I would test to see exactly how straight you are. Believe me, i’m visual. When i see money i wet myself instantly. Now imagine when i see you. I bet you look like Donald Trump. He’s my fave. Id fuck him even if he’ll be broke.Now, that is an alpha. 🙂

          21. But your gf, if the goal of her life is to suck dick and she’s happier than me, don’t worry, i can resist being unhappy. After all life is not perfect. Better sad without a dick in my mouth. I wish that would be my biggest problem. :)))

          22. But my biggest problem is i’m in love…

          23. And what more do you say to her? Hey, do you wanna be my man? I bet you love a dildo in the ass.

          24. Are you implying straight women have no ego? Haha. Good joke. Those are thr most selfish bitches on earth. They only care about the Gucci bag. Inferior or not, that is expensive :)))

          25. You talk about dick and balls if they were the holly grail. You have the wallet you have the balls babe. Straight women dont fantasize dicks. You are obsessed with your dicks. I think you would suck yourself if you could.

          26. I only fantasise Rupert’s dick. Do you think i have a chance? Or my bad grammar will stop him having a boner?:))

          27. Becouse obviously you pretend women to work hard for money, he wants me to have great grammar altought i’m not native english speaker..but NO EGO. POOR ME! WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

          28. An alpha straight male is not preocuppied about butches, gays and ppl who are a small percentage of ppl anyway. If you are so viril, extraverted alpha straight women go for you like flys to shit.

          29. You seem like a sadist who enjoys other ppl butthurt. And you seem very proud too. The feminine you wants to hurt the manly butch becouse shes not interested in a facade relationship? If you wont be such a narcissist you would know what a straight woman wants. You are all fucking MEN. TOO BAD I ONLY SEE PUSSIES. When its about assuming some responsibility you are all in vacation. Life is not only about sucking dick and dancing. If you can say things about ppl on the internet than you are a NARCISSIST. All shit came from America and all you do is complane. There are biggest problem in this world. Joke is joke, but its amazing what kind of”worries”others have.

          30. You’re just trolling now, aren’t you?
              I suppose you could be earnest in what you’re saying, but that doesn’t speak very flattering things about your mental faculties…

          31. You forget to take your meds today or something?

          32. O forget about him. He wasnt rejected cuz hes not even straight. And even if he was rejected there is no reason to be so bitter. Women are left every day with children by so called MEN they work hard phisically work, live in misery, etc .and they dont make such a fuss about that. Where the fuck are the men? Truth is in 21 centiry everyone is what they can. Struggle tu survive, noone is asking you what you are or if you have a butpain only if you are som vip or star or something. Many want to fuck but if you get sick the next day they dont even call. If your child is sick you have to take care. Obviously he didn’t pass throu such things. We dont have to blame him, after all hes an artist. I trully love artists. I love music. They make life a little easy to bear. The only thing o dont get is why do they wanna appear straight. So many examples of fake marriages in HOLLYWOOD and world wide. Its the discrimination i guess. Men are more discriminated about sexuality.

          33. Roflmao, have you looked into Donald Trump? He only still appears rich because he is so very in debt. Oh and making a comment like that makes you sound like a prostitute. Best of luck getting along with an attitude like yours. For the record, this article is dead on and works like a charm.

          34. I would like to see you give birth to a baby and preach to me about being inferior.

          35. Stfu

          36. Stfu moron

          37. Exactly. If she likes dick, she’s probably bi, pan,etc. not lesbian, straight guys can’t seduce a lesbian, you’re right.

          38. dog you sound like a fucking retard. just because women are physically inferior to men doesn’t mean we can’t drag your shit all over the ground and dance on your entrails. Especially an overconfident block head. Most of you jacked fuckers don’t even know how fighting actually works. I’m also laughing because most “masculine men” as depicted in our culture are bullies. And bullies are cowards, making a posse. You never see one alone and trying to pick a fight, because they quickly learn why it’s so retarded the hard way. Don’t meet me in real life, you won’t like how a real fight works.

          39. you can surprisingly engage in activities you don’t enjoy willingly.

          40. The crushing defeat is heard my pork lesbian lady. I know my words touched that raw nerve. For men who are refined, they respect women’s choices. Go and see in a war situation, whether you are lesbian, bi, trans whatever you claims to identify doesn’t matter. it’s either you have the hole or not. The defeating truth many feminazis don’t want to hear. Eat it my confident feminazi, you’ve failed.

          41. But most if not all women are really bisexual and that comes from lesbians themselves. Women are sexually fluid unlike their gay male counterparts.

    2. The same goes for women. Be an asexual and try to be friends with straight women – very hard. Now it turns out it´s hard to be just friends with lesbians too. I give up.

       1. As an asexual you might go very well befriendin men i think.

    3. yes! schedule my funeral.

    4. No it’s more like if you can seduce a gold star lesbian then your virile power is over 9000 or some shit like that.
       Its an ego thing. I’m not going to lie, when you bed a lesbian and bust her out, you feel pretty good about yourself – like you have a special sex power or something.
       I’ve had sex with a few women that identified as lesbian. In retrospect, I really don’t think it was anything special I did except be aloof almost to a point of innocence. The reality probably is more close to it being an event of dumb luck really. They thought I was cute and got horny – that’s usually how sex works.
       One thing that struck me was the isolation part of this. It seems like that when women who identify as lesbian have sex with men, they tend to do it secretly away from their social groups. They appear to want to avoid getting caught sleeping with a man.

       1. Women fear being socially ostracized more than getting broken bones. Of course no lesbian is going to get down and dirty if it means utter humiliation, both from her lesbian sisters and on-lookers. Getting mocked and made fun of by straight dudes yelling if she wants another taste of the D? Her lesbian friends branding her a traitor? Not very desirable. They wanna feel good about the experience.

          1. Oh o so fear being ostracized babe…so when you tell a lesbian you are special what do you think? Of course im a pussy inside…only with a chorizo between my legs. Anyway its just for piss. Malfunction.

          2. No lesbian likes dick it would like another try. They tried and didn’t like it, reason why they’re lesbian!

          3. Yet apparently some tried it and liked it. You wanna see them as bisexual, be my guest. They’re the ones that self-identity as lesbians.
             They tried and didn’t like it, reason why they’re lesbian!
             Yup, same reason as to why the majority of men are straight. They just tried dick and didn’t like it.
             Do think before you write next time.

          4. Have you ever heard of a strap on? the problem with men isn’t the dick, it’s that theyre hairy, blocky, and gross. I’m a virgin but I imagine lesbian sex with a man involves the lesbian either not being one or shutting out everything but the dick.

          5. They’re bisexual. Not lesbian. Don’t spout bullshit.

          6. “Lesbian sex with a man” you’re stupid as shit. 😹😹😹

          7. Le sigh.
             Can you read?
             Yet apparently some tried it and liked it. You wanna see them as
             bisexual, be my guest. They’re the ones that self-identity as lesbians.
             I guess not. I mean, I am beating up on a person who created a profile just to rage reply to posts on an article more than a year old

          8. If they like it then they identify as bisexual. I mean, I’m beating up on a person who created a profile to lie to people so it was fill his ego. Get your thirsty dumbass out of her.

          9. yawns
             Yep, still recycling my jabs in an effort to look witty. Also, newsflash – my jabs worked because I can see from your profile page that you got triggered enough to specifically create one to troll post on here. You can’t say the same for yourself, but hey, I’m speaking to a retard so I can’t expect you to grasp the subtleties.

          10. Jabs? What jabs? I think anyone would be annoyed when someone is talking absolute shit. I’m not a troll, you’re the troll, going around telling people how you fucked lesbians and how people are wrong about them. Leave them alone why don’t ya? Get on with your pathetic life.

          11. “Troll detected” LMAO you’re startong fights with people who agree with you, you are apparently to lazy to read one persons rebuttal (I’ve basically just read every comment on this post), and you are calling someone else a liar when you either didnt read their post or are just lying yourself. Rupert did not call them lesbians, he said to call them what you want but THEY identify as lesbians. And let this reply 5 months later be a testament to what you post on the internet stays on the internet. Also you probably aren’t going to read this far but i thought it was particularly funny when you kept saying you won these conversations. Because well you dont really win conversations, and you dont get anything out of it. Also if you got to here I just want to clarify this is a response to Leelee, because ppl on this apparently are really bad at keeping track of who is talking to who. And yes I made an account just to reply to this and if you want my opinion on this read my username. Thank you to everyone who read this, and if you were too lazy well Fuck you. Peace.

       2. They may be bi, pan, etc. not lesbian. Lesbians don’t have sex with men.

    5. Preach

    6. Ikr! So stupid

16. Picked up a 21yo virgin scoring 8 last year. Claimed to be lesbinan, had a tattooed up ex girl…physically “virgin” , but with experience 🙂 Not bad at all. No special game required though.

17. STANDING OVATION

18. It is totally possible to seduce a lesbian, but just in case she is one of those “lesbians” who are in a phase where they want to experiment with licking pussy. I know some of those girls who claimed they are lesbians and after a couple of weeks they had some guy’s dick in their moth again.
    In case you meet a real lesbian who has never had a dick inside her and who is absolutely not attracted to guys there is no fucking way that you can seduce her.
    That’s the same as if you would write an article for gay men that is called “how to seduce a straight man as a gay man”. No gay man will ever be able to seduce me because I am 100% attracted to women. That’s just a biological fact and therefore this whole “It’s easy to seduce a lesbian” thing is nothing more than a myth.

    1. Gay men can’t seduce alphas and greater betas, but there are in fact a couple of guys I know of — sensitive, vulnerable lesser betas and omegas, almost always of a liberal political orientation — who have been seduced by gay men and turned gay.
       If seducing people into unnatural sex can happen, I don’t see how seducing people into natural sex cannot.

       1. If all betas and omegas just went gay, the world would be a better place for all us alpha straight men. No cockblockers or beta orbiters.

          1. No, we’d be hunted down and burnt at the stake in the name of tolerance and progression.

          2. That’s just negative. We would bully them around like the beta bitches they are while we fuck hot women.

          3. Oh my, ya’ll are the truest type of idiots, I can’t help but laugh.

          4. Yes baby. A real man speak. Alpha men dont need men with vagina and are not preocuppied by gays. I’m in love…kisssss

          5. I already forgot Rupert. I’m yours now. You spoke the truth. Do you wanna be my God and write my bible? Or your dick won’t wake up becouse of my bad grammar? :((( i’ll be very sad.

          6. Ho can i find you?

       2. Dude wake up. They weren’t “seduced by gays”, they were gays already.
          And there are plenty of “alphas and betas”, whatever than means, that are gay as well.

       3. It’s not unnatural, your natural hormones and natural brain tells you it’s a good idea.

          1. If they do, that’s what you would call being “defective”.

    2. actually, there are studies showing female sexuality being much more fluid then male, so I can see the case being made that a “100% lesbian” could indeed be seduced by a male, whereas a 100% straight man could not be seduced by a gay man.

       1. This, the only reason I’m on this page is because I’m doing my thesis on sexuality and mate preference, and I thought I’d read a couple things like this before I have to put my nose back into articles.
          P.S.
          Chivers, M. L., Rieger, G., Latty, E., & Bailey, J. M. (2004). A sex difference in the specificity of sexual arousal. Psychological Science, 15(11), 736-744.
          (http://www.lscp.net/persons/ramus/fr/GDP1/papers/chivers04.pdf)
          Dickson, N., Paul, C., & Herbison, P. (2003). Same-sex attraction in a birth cohort: Prevalence and persistence in early adulthood. Social Science & Medicine, 56(8), 1607-1615.
          (http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0277953602001612)

       2. Those studies however are invalid because they measure the blood flow in the vagina. In males they measured the blood flow in the penis. It is invalid because the vagina is not the homologue to the penis. The penis’s homologue is the clitoris. The reason why women vagina’s get increased blood flow by any type of pornography “because women have historically had to deal with sexual assault, and automatic vaginal lubrication might protect them, to some degree, from injury that would ultimately interfere with reproduction”. Moreover: “the inverse relationship between VPA [the vaginal response] and CBV [the clitoral response] at moments of high sexual arousal suggests that VPA may be a more automatic, preparatory response rather than a measure of genital arousal per se.” In other words, their results suggest that, sure enough, women’s arousal patterns may be a lot more specific—more like men’s—than the vaginal measurements reveal. Women can be as sexually rigid as men because the vaginal response does not mean anything and that’s what those studies base their claims off of.

          1. Im a lesbian stud who had sex with one guy and didnt get anything from it.People tell me it was with the wrong guy.

          2. I have a lesbian aunt and also some gay and lesbian friends. Real lesbians like yourself can’t be straight. It’s like saying a straight guy can turn gay by another guy, which isn’t going to work because he is 100% straight. But there are these so called “lesbians” that think they are when they are not.

          3. Years ago I worked as an on-site computer tech and got a call to fix a printer or something (I can’t remember) at a private residence. The woman was a total butch lesbian. So I do my thing, smiling and professional. I crack a few innocuous jokes, be charming, happy and aloof but in no way flirtatious. It was my last call of the day and as I was finishing up she comes out with two cans of Budweiser. I resist “oh no thank you just doing my job” and she insists – I accept the beer. We’re sitting on the couch talking and she starts flirting with me. I’m totally weirded out because this situation is like an unknown to me. I’m in a woman’s house who I don’t know, representing a company I work for, drinking beer and getting hit on by obvious lesbian. She pulls out a cellphone (this was before smartphones) and shows me a photo of her topless – revealing a spectacular body even though those phones had potato quality pics. Shortly after that we’re making out – she pulls my clothes off and we have sex like craven animals. I know she enjoyed herself because she made it a point to tell me about how many orgasms she had. She also told me that she was surprised she came so hard because she’s not usually attracted to guys at all. Although I didn’t mention it to her at the time – it kind of struck me that what got her all excited (beyond looks) was the fact that she got off on overcoming my trepidation to get me to a point of a full-on sexual buy-in. It was like in that moment I was the shy vulnerable creature and she was the seducing Lothario. That event was a sexual conquest for her. Usually, I’m very much the sexually confident type, but in this particular situation the roles were reversed. It was almost like what really turned her on was a reaction that she could get easier from women than from men. I don’t know if this makes any sense, but that’s my experience.

          4. If that actually happened, she was a butch bisexual.

          5. You sound like such an idiot. And who the f*ck keeps describing themselves as “aloof”. Lol Stupid! You keep trying to describe yourself in a way YOU IMAGINE girls find attractive. Keep living in your little fantasyland.

          6. science!

          7. The studies are not invalid just because it does agree with your emotional opinion. Women want to believe they are equal to men when their not at all as that is coming from lesbians themselves. The sheer fact that you have lesbians masturbating to gay porn makes it hard to believe.

          8. “I’m a lesbian stud who had sex with one guy and didn’t get anything from it. People tell me it was with the wrong guy.”
             When you hear a women say she is a lesbian, she clearly said because that is what she feels, which means some asshole can always manipulate the females’ emotion.

       3. The problem is no one is actually 100% anything. Even people like the guy above that said he could never be seduced by a gay guy. Now would it be likely? No. But anyone that says they are 100% this way or that is usually 100% full of shit also.

       4. Lesbian can’t be seduced by a man. Period.

          1. “Lesbian can’t be seduced by a man. Period”
             That would be true if women operating system was not emotions.

    3. Bravo, Sebastian! You get it. YOU are the type we can be friends with, not the egomaniacal weirdos here who have no respect for a woman who clearly says she is not interested.

    4. You can’t seduce a lesbian unless you’re a girl. A real lesbian is a girl who likes girls. They might of had dick in them before and sucked on it before but didn’t like it at all and realized they liked it with women.

    5. …

    6. ur analogy does not work, it would be a straight woman seducing a gay man not a gay man seducing a straight man.

19. Good article but straight girls are easier. Path of lease residence.

    1. I suppose most straight girls are TOOO easy and some men want bigger challenges. Only problem is that they too (most straight men) are way too easy.

20. That was spot on!

21. Had this type of experience about 10 years ago with a cute lesbian that was 17 years younger. It was rather thrilling that night (Thank Providence for alcohol and supreme confidence/game); but, it was awkward for the next morning when I went in for the morning rounds and she was less receptive and decided to tell me she was a lesbian.
    Later, I checked with a couple of mutual acquaintances to verify her sexual identity and found out she was lesbian/bisexual. Still ended up hanging with her and banging some of her cute friends with her acting as a great seal of approval. She would always introduce me to these girls by saying, “he’s such a great guy….completely amazing”.
    About a year later, I found out that she had hooked up with a boyfriend. Didn’t surprise me in the least as I had found out first hand that she enjoyed cock before.
    So, to the naysayers commenting here, it is possible to pull a lesbian (yes, the cute, non-butch variety) following much of what our intrepid author has posited. Happy hunting and good luck gentlemen.

    1. Lesbian and bisexual aren’t the same thing

22. I’m yet to see an attractive non male hating lesbian, and the girls in college only do it to show off and get attention… Move along….nothing to see here

    1. How did you get thumbs up? People are stupid

23. A qualifier: This post is really only useful to people living in larger cities such as New York / L.A. where there are numerous lipstick lesbians or those living in alternative scenes like college towns. Anyone in a city with a solid, local music scene with a strong following will also be possible.
    Those of you living in Bumblefuck, KY? Yeah, this post is useless for you. Either way, this should be viewed in the long-term project category and pursued only as the opportunity arises.

24. According to the book Sperm Wars, only very small percentage of people are strictly homosexual. Most people who identify as homosexual are actually bi-sexual. That doesn’t necessarily mean that they are having sex with men and women at the same time. How it usually works is that they will do it sequentially – have a girlfriend for a while. Then swim the other way and have a boyfriend for a while.
    This actually fits into the theory of evolutionary biology. I won’t go into the long explanation here.

25. Most useless article ever.

26. I banged a cute pixieish lez — boring. She didn’t know what she was doing in bed.
    My lez-dar is pretty bad, but when I notice ostensibly attractive chicks that have that asexual vibe, I just ignore nowadays.

27. There’s no such thing as a full on lesbian. Everyone is bi. I know because I fucked my best gay friend and he fucked me and I told him I was a straight guy so what does that say about him?

    1. This is such bullshit lol

28. I bet the author was pretty turned on by The Girl With A Dragon Tattoo.

29. Guess what author? The lesbian you had sex with is still a gold star lesbian because she banged an utter twat. Good day.

    1. http://i.imgur.com/lNjqxZ8.gif

    2. absolutely savage.

    3. https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/70b4bc56d000850328f12a98a625fe5cc333b692217387a691aaf11fc0d18e51.jpg Mad because a straight guy can “PENETRATE” the ostensibly “impenetrable” Social fortress of Lesbianism? guess what….I can too.

       1. aw, come on…there’s no need to bring poor Barack into your thirty-something virgin manchild’s misogynist fantasy.

          1. Why misogynist fantasy?

          2. i don’t know, good question! why indeed, when there’s so many more productive things you could be doing with your life? c:

30. this whole website is a disgrace to women AND MEN.
    what a giant fucking mass of shit.

    1. A beard of lesbians: http://streetcarnage.com/blog/a-beard-of-lesbians/

    2. Tits or GTFO, whore

    3. OH wow, I think I really see your point of view. My opinion has definitely changed, thank you so much!

    4. True, but it is an *amusing* crock of shit.

    5. here we got a butthurt asshole.

    6. Feminist detected.

       1. Stfu

          1. How about explain why you are acting all white knight and cussing at someone you don’t know for their opinion. Or should I lower myself to your level and talk that way to you as well?

          2. Wow. After my reply to you, I decided to see why you were being so hostile and checked your profile page with comments you have made to other users. Most of your replies to other people are warranted, but I honestly don’t see why you are so hateful to people.

          3. Stfu

          4. Stfu. I had to lower myself to your level. Huh…would ya look at that? Aha

          5. Dude its been 3 months. The conversation was over. You lost. Other than simple minded comments of “stfu”. It’s ok though. I’ve lost arguments before. You’ll get better!

          6. Just because it took me long to reply, doesn’t mean I lost….I actually had a life to get back too unlike you. You lost a long time ago. Now get out of here.

          7. Because if someone replies quick they don’t have a life either? Wait..wait..it’s my turn to reply like you do to most people…
             “STFU”

          8. “Stfu” I don’t scream it lol get your desperate, thirsty ass out of here and get a life.

          9. LeeLee if you are male, please STFU. If you are female, please STFU and go make me a sandwhich. Love you!

          10. Wow, aren’t you one sexist motherfucker lol no wonder nobody wants to fuck you. People like you are easy targets, I can poison your sandwich and you won’t even know lol just stfu and get out of here. Stop making yourself look more desperate than you already are.

          11. Settle down sweetie pants. I guess you don’t know the old joke about making a sandwich. You dont know me or who Im fucking. So stop trying to sound like a power dyke that thinks she knows everything shit like this. Remember, honey Y O U started this chain of events. All i said was “feminist detected” with NO vocal intonation to which you repeatedly replied, “stfu”. Then when counter clowned as I did, you try to act like a psycho analyst and judge people. Trust me, it isn’t ME who is the one looking desperate and foolish. Anyone with common sense and internet experience KNOWS im playing around and talking shit to someone who talked shit first. L2Internet chat.

          12. You said something stupid and I told you to stfu. I didn’t say anything to even sound like a feminist, you don’t even know what a feminist is. How am I judging people if I’m only saying “stfu” you said it yourself too lol you’re the one judging me, calling me all these names without knowing the meaning. How am I the one looking desperate and foolish? I’m not the one looking for advice on how to flirt with lesbians. Anyone with common sense and experience would know that telling someone to shut up and talking shit are two different things.

          13. I wasnt even talking to you when i said that comment. If your notifications work right, you would have seen that my comment was directed at, “notyoursweetheart”. As for looking for advice, the shit came up doing a search on lesbian culture. Also, what are YOU doing here as well? So you should probably learn to see who’s comment is directed at whom, before you start shit by telling someone to “stfu”. 🙂

          14. There is no “notyoursweetheart” in this section, so stfu. My notifications work fine and your messages weren’t directed at me. Why are you looking at lesbian culture? Pathetic Af. I’m here to make fun of all the idiots on here, I get bored and I make fun of idiots.

          15. notyoursweetheart
              •
              4 hours ago
              “this whole website is a disgrace to women AND MEN.
              what a giant fucking mass of shit.” <—Top person in the comment chain whom I originally replied to. Speaking of making fun of idiots on here, might wanna start with yourself. Pathetic Af? You too lazy to type “as fuck”. Kind of redundant to insult someone by starting a net fight and not abbreviate words. Why am I looking at lesbian culture? Does it MATTER? You are also looking at it. Maybe I was interested in seeing what kind of communities it can show. It’s my business. Settle down sir / ma’am.

          16. Says Im too lazy to spell “Af” when you can’t even spell “you’re*” also, it does say your message was directed towards me, if it wasn’t, I wouldn’t get it. Also, if you want to learn on lesbian culture, looking up on how to flirt with one is not the way to go, fucking dumbass. I gave you a reason why I’m here, can you read?

          17. Also, I do think you’re kind of mental, because you replied to her for being a feminist and I replied to you then you replied back, that’s how this started, it’s called the Internet, lots of people reply to each other and start convos. Get with the program.

          18. My bad, I forgot the ? in “You too lazy to type “as fuck”? Forgetting to use a ? instead of a . while still a mistake is a lot different than trying to sound like some hip CoD kid typing “af” for “as fuck”. However, I will take your correction to my mistake as I did fuck up. See the difference between us though? Even in an argument, I am able to accept my mistakes. You need work though. As for “getting with the program” of the internet, I invented the internet dude. I’m pretty sure I was dialing up online while you were still eating kid cuisine and watching power rangers.
              Who said I was here to pick up chicks?! Man you are simple AF! You need to stfu anmd GTFO! How’s that for short hand? Am I doing it right? Being here to make fun of folks isn’t something to be proud of. Also, As long as I keep getting notifications to this, I will keep replying. You cannot win this. There is no way where you will come out of top. So you should really move on and find another target.

          19. Who said I didn’t accept my mistakes? They were just simple and stupid mistakes not something I should learn from because they’re not a big deal. Also, like I said before, this is not the place for you to learn on lesbian culture. You’re obviously here to make fun of people. That’s all I see you doing. I don’t see you asking questions or trying to learn. You can’t win this. I won’t let a cocky dumbass think they won. You don’t deserve it.

          20. “They were just simple and stupid mistakes not something I should learn from because they’re not a big deal.” And IM the cocky one?! A person who thinks their mistakes are not a big deal to learn from is arrogant if I ever saw! Also please show me where I “make fun of people”. That is all you see me doing because you are the one doing it. I said “feminist detected” in reference to “notyoursweet” above. If you cant see that, fix your web browser / computer and learn to follow who replied to whom.
              Oh I can win this. I’m winning it right now. I have taken you completely out of your game. You were originally just trolling me saying “stfu stfu stfu stfu” but now I have you to where you have to feel you need to explain yourself. By the way, it’s “dumb ass”. 🙂 Now I will admit that if you ARE female, I am THOROUGHLY enjoying this, because a LOT of modern women just love to have the last word. They preach of equality but hypocritically don’t exercise it. So it’s my job to show them said equality.
              IF you are a male though, I am afraid you lost your man card a long time a go bruh. I do suggest you quit though, however, if you persist good luck. Don’t worry though, unlike you I am big on admitting fault. I can’t believe you said that simple mistakes aren’t something you could learn from though. Wow. ALL mistakes are learning experiences, particularly with young people.

          21. What are you trying to prove here? If you think I’m going to read a fucking paragraph you wrote you’re highly mistaken, you clearly are lifeless and a troll who has too much free time.
              Don’t get mad because you got rejected by a lesbian. I mean, isn’t that why you came here? How to seduce a lesbian if you’re a straight guy? Lmfao.
              P.S. Being a lesbian is not a culture dumb ass, it’s a preference, lesbians prefer other women and NOT desperate men LIKE YOU. Gtfo

          22. 1.What am I trying to prove here? I am not trying to PROVE anything. You told me to “stfu” when I Wasn’t talking to you. YOU jumped in my shit. I was minding my business.
              2.You arent going to read a paragraph? Says a lot about your attention span, doesn’t it?
              3.I havn’t trolled anyone, unless of course you count yourself and that was caused by, well, see no.1
              4.Dont get mad because you got rejected by a lesbian. Well honestly, that hasn’t happened yet so I dont know you said that. Oh that’s right you are ASSuming shit again.
              5.Is that why I came here? Well no. Truth be told I was browsing web pages on gay culture and this came up in the recommended searches. Thanks for the warm welcome.
              6.Being a lesbian is NOT a culture? It can be considered one, by some. Its subjective. Also, it can be a preference. It can also be a born condition. If anyone is desperate here, it’s you. Just STOP replying to me with mean shit, and I won’t either. YOU are in control here. You can end this, whenever you wish.

          23. Sorry what? I don’t speak bullshit. Damn, reading that gave me cancer. Welp, I clearly won this. Goodbye!

          24. I wasn’t aware I was chatting with a little child with the attention span of a gnat. If you aren’t going to read the other person’s rebuttal then dont chst onlin k? Leave such things to the grown folksl Don’t worry though I will help you read what I said.
              1.What am I trying to prove here? I am not trying to PROVE anything.
              You told me to “stfu” when I Wasn’t talking to you. YOU jumped in my
              shit. I was minding my business.
              2.You arent going to read a paragraph? Says a lot about your attention span, doesn’t it?
              3.I havn’t trolled anyone, unless of course you count yourself and that was caused by, well, see no.1

          25. And here are the next three :
              3.I havn’t trolled anyone, unless of course you count yourself and that was caused by, well, see no.1
              4.Dont
              get mad because you got rejected by a lesbian. Well honestly, that
              hasn’t happened yet so I dont know you said that. Oh that’s right you
              are ASSuming shit again.
              5.Is that why I came here? Well no. Truth
              be told I was browsing web pages on gay culture and this came up in the
              recommended searches. Thanks for the warm welcome.
              6.Being a
              lesbian is NOT a culture? It can be considered one, by some. Its
              subjective. Also, it can be a preference. It can also be a born
              condition. If anyone is desperate here, it’s you. Just STOP replying to
              me with mean shit, and I won’t either. YOU are in control here. You can
              end this, whenever you wish.

          26. Delusional as well? Sorry chum, you don’t get to win. The older experienced male does. Burns ya up doesn’t it? Continually claiming you have “won” in a forums discussion where there is no real prize shows fear as you have run out of witty retorts. You’ve said “I’ve won” twice already lol. Like I said, I will reply as long as I get notifications that you replied to my comment.
              I’m sorry, was that paragraph too big?

          27. Bruh…do you even read what I write? I answered every question you wrote down and roasted you more than once. Either you cant read or you’re in denial. I’m going to be the grown up here, the mature one and leave this convo since I clearly won. Bye.

          28. Well gee, you seem to like making it a point to tell me you don’t read what I write, especially if it’s a long post, so what makes you think I would do the same? I do however read what you wrote. Like I said, if you want to WIN the discussion ( since winning and losing are absolutes for you instead of a civil agreement ) then STOP replying to me.
              You don’t “win” anything when you keep the comment chain going, “bruh”.

          29. You are a stupid pee pee head. I think I just won. Don’t be a poopy. @VAM

          30. Oh yeah? Well you are a scrunge biscuit! HA!

          31. So the FW- if you ‘detected’ a ‘feminist’. “Power Dyke”?! Gee, VAM is it?! You got it all figured out. So either you’re a lesbian or you’re just ‘creepy’ and obsessed w/ dykes. Does the author even realize how creepy this whole article sounds. He sounds like a psychotic stalker- who apparently doesn’t like women who like dick. Hmmm, perhaps, the guys who can relate to this, like guys who like dick?! How would they know if they haven’t tried it. They just need the right guy to show them the ropes! Or maybe they have such a small dick that they’re hoping a lesbian will think it’s a large clitoris. You ALL need to get your delusional predatory heads out of your collective predatory a$$es! If she’s not interested- LEAVE HER THE F*CK ALONE!! How about that?! Otherwise you’re one dangerously close step to being a demented rapist douche bag.

          32. ROFL. You have to be the wimpiest, most beta male sounding, white knight I have ever seen on the internet. “LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONEEEEEEEEEE*” Okay Chris Crocker. First of all, stfu when grown folks are talkin’. Second, did you even follow the entire exchange between me and ole hag tits there? Or did you just see a female getting her just deserts from guys tired of such shit and had to defend her? Take my advice bro because here’s another “detection” of mine Im gonna lay on ya. Watch what you say to people because I can tell you have big internet balls and you’re gonna fuck up one day and talk like that to someone with less civility than the simple brow beating Im retorting with. Trying to keep a fellow man out of the ER. Im glad I checked this forum, havnt been here in a while. Thanks for the laughs too.

          33. “Grown folks”?! Really??! That’s rich- coming from your sorry ass! Fuck- you’re a regular ‘bromeo’ (wanting to “keep a fellow man out of the ER). Probably explains why far too many ‘fellow’ men end up in the can! Sad little dude.

          34. Actually Im not a little dude. Im clearly a navy seal, covert special ops marine that knows illegal ninja moves from the government. The ONLY reason Chuck Norris jokes exist and none about VAM the Anomaly don’t is I was sick during graduation and couldn’t attend “ITG Graduation.” That’s “Internet Tough Guys” for the folks at home.

31. I knew men were dumb but this article is actually the “cute” kind of dumb. Seducing lesbians. Oh, sweet summer child…

    1. Tits or GTFO, slut

    2. Nothing cute about it. Its disgusting and the comments are very revealing of how most men think when they don’t think anyone’s watching.

       1. Hey fact is most lesbians are ugly and/or fucked up in the head as Alexander said. Go fuck yourself ugly dyke.

          1. Homophobic asshole, kill yourself

32. This is absolutely vile.

    1. Tits or GTFO, cunt

33. This is probably the stupidest thing I have ever read. Jesus. Find something more intelligent to write about.

    1. “Sapphic love: an excuse for putting on weight.” J.M. Coetzee.

34. every lesbian in my social circle is profoundly damaged. family relationships and drug abuse being the two most common indicators.
    occasionally cute enough for a poke.

    1. Lol says a lot don’t it?

35. I’m going to find the piece of shit scum bag who wrote this article and fucking murder him. I’m gay and im not what you ignorant cunts describe as an “ugly, fat” lesbian..this sickens me!! Some of you straight men just can’t respect a women’s sexuality

    1. http://www.drodd.com/images8/funny-gif/funny-gif7.gif

    2. Relax. Not all straight men are whoring bastards.

    3. All, all I tell you
       All the lesbians I know are ugly and chase after straight women that I’m attracted to, and the straight girls always ignore them because they know that lesbianism is fucked up and prefer someone who can actually start a family with them and pass on their great genes. They probably kiss the lesbos but they don’t want to be in a relationship with them. But yeah they’re usually fat and wierd.

       1. “and the straight girls always ignore them because…”
          …because they’re straight women, who are therefore not attracted to other women? Maybe? You think that might be it?

    4. you sound got butthurt so badly xD typical homos their tolerance go out of the line when encountered a different opinion.

36. Insinuating “gold-star lesbians” can be gamed into putting out is tantamount to insinuating “gold-star heteros” can be gamed into gay sex. Say it won’t happen? So do the actual lesbians.

    1. Who says it won’t happen? People you know aren’t the people I know.

37. This almost seems like a parody it’s so ridiculous. My god.

38. You are so fucking pathetic. All of you.

39. If they fuck both genders they’re bisexual. Some lesbians do try guys but just don’t really care for it I guess. I’ve dated plenty of lesbians and I’ve met women who don’t care for sex with men at all but had no problem with me. -shrugs- I’m reading comments that all lesbians are feminazi man haters. Not true. I’ve known plenty of lesbians who aren’t. They do get pissed when they say they’re not interested but a guy continues to hit on them but that’s straight women too.
    If they fuck you – you’re not fucking a lesbian but some confused chick who is bi or was straight. I’d admit alot of girls from teens to early 20’s do for attention or jump on some bandwagon ooorrr they had a shitty relationship with a man so they say they’re gay now. I avoid dating most girls who recently shout “HEY I’M A LESBIAN” because they’re not. I’ve dated plenty of girls who said they were but I could tell that they weren’t and obviously bi or just confused. I’m bisexual. I discovered when I was 14 and realized wow I’m really into guys and girls. Yippie for me. I’ve dated girls who throught they were bi but were really lesbian. At least they prefer lesbian sex and aren’t really attracted to males. I’ve dated manly(as you say dyke but I rather not since it’s disrespectful) and girlie/frilly types. Some of the ones who look more “manly” aren’t always lesbian and find out they were just jumping on a bandwagon due to a bad relationship. Not all. Just some. But if it gets you a load of confidence “Oh yeah I fucked a girl straight.” Good for you. Need to boost your ego when you can.

    1. All of this for the most part. Correct! You should rewrite this article. I’d rather read what you have to say.

       1. Not in this site…

    2. Lesbians have tried guys before and realized it wasn’t for them. Reason why they’re gay.

40. I hate to call you an idiot, but all your information on women is based on outlandish stereotypes. While some of it’s amusing and some of it’s offensive. It’s like you trolled the internet looking for all you’re info. The only thing I found to be fact is that people are curious and cross their comfort zones. I hear gay men and lesbians talking about how easy it is to score a straight man or woman, I hear straight men talking about scoring a lesbians and I’m felt up by all my gay friends. People cross the lines of their sexual identity all the time which is why such titles as pansexual, bisexual and heteroflexible exist. We can’t be boxed in our sexuality is everywhere, not just women, but men too. Explore sexuality maybe take a walk through the fetish community and then talk to some women from all sexual and life walks before you try to give advice.

41. Listen. Lesbians are not here to please you ok. If you did this in real life she would slap you in the face by step 4. Lesbians are not some “challenge” for you to “conquer”. Please stick a shovel up your anus.

    1. So you admit they’re over privileged when they can slap someone? Women. You can’t live with em without them making you wish they were men. Then you could punch em, or at least have em arrested.

    2. Another intelligent person

42. seriously? You think you can turn a lesbian to straight? That’s genetically impossible, dude. Sorry. And I’m not even lesbian.

    1. it’s possible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lvb6ELLudvU

       1. No it isn’t

43. I am damn disgusted! You degrade the Homosexual female community!
    They will not “Fuck” you because you are “different”! That is a flat out lie! My dear friend is a Lesbian and she does NOT have any interests in Men. That, Ignorant bastard, is Bisexuality or Pansexuality. You CLEARLY need to do research or get your head bashed in! Good day.

    1. They don’t need him or anyone to degrade themselves. Plenty of them do that just fine on their own.

44. Websites like these are the reason women become lesbians.

    1. become? I thought you dregs were “born this way”…

       1. Ah yes, my mistake, how could I have forgotten that professional straight woman Lady Gaga speaks for everyone.

    2. No I think it’s because they’re ugly or have underlying emotional issues or a stud fucked em over.

       1. No

45. hahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    is this shit for real??
    you’ve got about as much chance at seducing a lesbian as a gay man has a chance at seducing you.
    Get a grip. Lesbians don’t want you. Hell, I’d be surprised if straight girls even did.

46. I guess I can see why they would want to have with you. Y’all are a bunch of pussies. GET OVER YOURSELF AND DATE A FUCKING STRAIGHT GIRL LIKE A MAN!

    1. Like a man? So a gay guy isn’t a man?

47. ‘Tits or GTFO’ oh how mature, what are we, thirteen? I don’t know where you guys live, but I’ve seen some smoking fucking hot lesbians, both butch and femme. I’m honestly amused and disgusted at the same time by this article, and especially the comments. ‘They’ve likely been sexually abused’ oh yes. Because you’re so fucking sexy and irresistible that we’d fall all over your dick. I’ll just be laughing over here because, as a dude, I’m ashamed of all you fat middle-aged fuckers. Learn to realize that lesbians are lesbians for a reason, and just because they don’t want to slobber all over your dick doesn’t make them a worse person or a rebel or a psychotic bitch. Wow, what happened to men? You all need a harsh rod up the ass.

    1. Thank you!

    2. Well you’re standards are low.

    3. You don’t have to be sexy and irresistible to think a lesbian could be lesbian because she’s damaged goods.
       Life just don’t work that way. It ain’t black and white, and it ain’t a big fat fucking rainbow. It’s a mess of ever changing colors that change into non existent colors. You never know what kind of deviation you come across. If you believe otherwise, then you’re the ignorant one. Probably a really young 16 year old twat, or a stupid Tumblr user.

48. This is one of the stupidest articles I’ve ever read and is a complete non-sequitur. No, you have not ‘seduced’ lesbians, you have had sex with bisexual girls. Bisexual girls who are clearly sluts who have no self respect and no emotional intelligence to speak of. Do you even know what a lesbian is? A lesbian is a woman who is exclusively attractive to other women. As soon as she is ‘attracted’ to a man, she isn’t even a lesbian in the first place. It is not logically possible for you to seduce a lesbian.
    I knew some men couldn’t stand the idea of lesbians but this really takes the biscuit. You can’t actually process the thought that some women don’t like dick? That’s fucking amazing. You think dicks are THAT amazing? Are you even a ‘straight’ man? I look forward to your next article ‘How I discovered I am a gay man.’ lol

    1. Do you even know what a lesbian is? A lesbian is a woman who is exclusively attractive to other women.
       Silly me, I thought a lesbian was a girl who is sexually attracted to other girls. Just like a gay guy is sexually attracted to dudes. Whether they have normal hetero sex or not is beside the point.

    2. Don’t say that about bisexuals. I’m lesbian and I don’t like guys, period.

       1. That is for now as that could change

49. A lesbian is a lesbian you fucking ego centric bigots!

    1. A rose is a rose is a rose…

    2. Lesbians are the armpit of society.

       1. Stfu

    3. And yet you probably believe in a gay utopia being the true way to solve all problems.
       So what about that gay man who robbed me of my allowance when I was 16 and told me if it was night time, he’d try hitting on me?

       1. Stfu

50. Hah please she might fuck you for a laugh, but she won’t exactly be having the time of her life. I would never try to persuade a gay guy to have sex with me because he wouldn’t really want to… have some respect for others’ sexualities

51. I will suppose that you are gay but you are trying to hide that writing this kind of article. *thumbs up*

52. Now lets see if the roles were reversed and this was a article teaching gay men how to seduce heterosexual men…hmmmmmmmm……i don’t think you’d like that very much.

    1. more gay men should seduce beta straight men..it will keep the beta men satisfied and happy and prevent them from getting married because they have a gay man to fill the role of a woman.

53. if you can seduce a “lesbian” then she wasnt really a lesbian to begin with.

    1. Dyke

    2. Probably bi or pan…etc

54. This is so disgusting I think I’m going to be sick 🙁

    1. Oh, boohoo. Some random writer on the internet has made you fear all straight men, as evidenced by your username. You can leave, but I won’t. We’re going to be around for the entire existence of the human race, so deal with it.

55. No true lesbian will ever have sex with a man under any circumstances. If you claim to have fucked a lesbian then she wasn’t a true lesbian. Sorry to burst your sad dudebro bubble.

    1. Hahahahah that’s your opinion, and who give a fuck you are a tiny speck

    2. i my self have fucked so many lesbian’s and they turned straight eventually, there nothing called true lesbians lol just ugly or lack of men

       1. I can smell the bullshit

       2. i think u dont see the difference between bisexual and lesbian

56. It’s kind of ignorant to say all lesbians are lesbians because they hate men and not because they like women. For example, I have found girls both physically and romantically attractive since the age of 3 and I have never had Any romantic or physical attraction towards men. I mean NONE. Guys are cool and all but I don’t find them attractive in the slightest. And no, I am not a feminist, I’m actually into Men’s rights and I have a bunch of guy friends. But just like a straight guy I don’t have any interest in them.

    1. I think it’s pretty silly how you try to qualify your opinion by saying you’re not a feminist, as if feminism is a bad thing. Feminism helped pave the way for you. You are playing right into the stereotype of misogynistic men who use the word feminist as a put down to make women stay silent. It also works on girls like you who feel you have to denounce feminism and claim you’re about “men’s rights” just to qualify your opinion. Do you realize what just happened there? Makes me sad.
       Do you know feminists also have many guy friends? Girl, please learn about what feminism actually means. You have very obviously fallen for the rhetoric of angry men. They have done an EXCELLENT job of turning it into a bad word so girls will disassociate with it…which helps men. Wow.

       1. Uhh, Feminism is dead. Feminism isn’t the same today or yesterday. Feminism was born by bitch women who wanted to keep being privileged to get all the rewards of men, but not the same sacrifices. Same money, same respect, but non of the work put into it.
          My mom for example. Never worked a hard day in her life. Always claims she does. But all her life, she’s been guided by hand by some shit faced no neck loser who doesn’t know when they’re being played.
          She knows she’s privileged. And she wants it to be that way. She spends her time, berating me, and any man who doesn’t want to give her the gold riches of the world, and then tries to guilt trip us as if she’s some perfect angel just because she birthed me and fucked some people.
          My dad paid more for my expensive goods than she ever did. And she actually has eaten gourmet food before with other people while claiming the burnt chicken she’s made me is gourmet. No effort into cooking food. Hell. I started cooking about 3 weeks ago, and I already can make shit more than half as good as she makes it. And she’s supposedly been cooking for a profession her whole life. As if making me food is a profession. Professions get you money.

          1. *down vote*
             Get help.

          2. Why should he get? I don’t detect anything wrong that he said.

       2. Oh, please. It’s not a big deal that someone’s not a part of your movement. Women and lesbians aren’t a hive mind. I’m sick of the average feminist’s self righteous attitude; I just want to get along, OK?

57. Its ignorant to say all lesbians would get with a straight guy. For example I have been both physically and romantically attracted to girls since 3 years old. I have never been physically or romantically attracted to guys. I am completely indifferent. By 10 I came out as a lesbian and at 13 I had sex with a girl. I have gotten hit on by alot of guys and they had good game but seriously I have no interest. This does have some good advice I mean you could totally pull the abunch of thesbians (look it up in urban dictionary) and fluid lesbians. I like some of your post because I like learning game in order to pull more girls at my high school.

    1. Well I hope they’re smart enough to know that they’re too pretty for a dyke.

    2. Just because it doesn’t happen with some straight guys doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen with others. You forget the golden rule. NO ONE IS THE MAJORITY. You’re all fucked up in your own cute little way.

    3. http://www.xojane.com/sex/gold-star-lesbian-that-is-now-interested-in-men

58. countless bi and lesbian women tally my list. wife is bi, great initiator . on film 8mm. i perform cunnilingus better , tested and proved with full time lesbians . i love waking up in the morning with my wife on one side and a thoroughly satisfied lesbian,by me,and my wife . the kicker is when the lesbian comes back for more of me.

    1. She ain’t a lesbian then you fucking moron, she’s bi too

59. Had sex with one guy.Didnt know if it was good or not

    1. If you didn’t know then why bother doing it again to find out? Not knowing is ignorance. Ignorance is bliss. Even if you don’t know what you might be missing out on, or not.
       I’ve never sucked cock, but I don’t know if I might like it or not. But I’m sure I prefer fucking someone than getting fucked. That’s a given. Cause I don’t like instant ejaculations.

60. Im a lesbian stud by the way

    1. A lesbian stud? So what? You pull straight women too? And how many of them want a committed relationship with you being a lesbian stud?

61. We should go for bisexuals rather than lesbians…lesbian women hate bisexual women.
    

    1. Not they don’t. Also, you shouldn’t be going for lesbians in their first place. Moron

62. Also check this out…can some of the pro gamers here give reason as to why these girls get make out so easily ?
    

63. This is such typical egotistical male bullshit. Never been penetrated before? Never saw a dick before? What a little boy fantasy. Lesbians are women. They are not little girls. Many started out in life experimenting with boyfriends just to realize they are turned OFF by guys, their egos, and their bodies. Straight guys just can’t seem to handle the fact that some women really DON’T want them. Outside of your little world, the rest of the world does not revolve around your dick. We are not impressed or in awe of it. We are mostly just repulsed and turned off by it. Why is that so hard for some guys to understand? This sounds like some egomaniacal pedophile’s fantasy.
    Many if not most lesbians are repulsed at the thought of caressing your hairy body or touching your ugly cock. Keep dreaming and playing with your fleshlights.
    “Teach her to please you” WTF?! She doesn’t WANT to please you. She’s a LESBIAN.
    Any of you who claim to have hooked up with a lesbian, she is either bi or just curious. She would have easily been curious with any other guy. You and your ego and your attempts at manipulation had very little to do with it. It is exactly the same situation with bi-curious straight women sleeping with lesbians. It is a result of opportunity, NOT stupid little boy manipulation games like this idiot writes about.
    This kind of male egotism and opinions of women as little play things to “teach how to please you” is exactly what pushes some bi girls over the edge into dating women exclusively. 2015 and you guys still haven’t learned a thing.

    1. Have you ever thought that Guys really don’t want approval of lesbians to fuck? Man hating is because of inferiority.

    2. Men don’t give a shit about about a woman who’s so egotistical as to think she’s entitled to be given a rats ass about her opinion. You claim to be worth their respect, then give them a reason you over priviledged neo nazi feminist. Man hating is the reason you’re still the hairy money ass degenerate that sits on Tumblr talking about “cis gendered males” being the sole cause of all strife.
       I’d tell you to kill yourself. But you’re too privledged to do it on your own without someone pulling the trigger for you.

       1. Quite an imagination you have. Your rage and hate is beyond what would be considered normal. Seek professional help before you do something that will either get you killed or thrown in jail. Good luck, son.

    3. I’m not interested in lesbians, but a lot of the lesbian replies on this article have told me quite a bit about your mentality.

       1. Right, when someone talks about you like you’re a piece of meat, disrespects the fact you are GAY and can’t be changed, the “mentality” will naturally turn negative. If you were a stand up guy/girl you wouldn’t have problems with commenters, you’d have a problem with the misogynist disrespectful pig who wrote this BS post.

          1. Yeah, I understand you’re basically saying he can’t understand your sexuality, and that’s true, but I’m a straight guy and have no plans of taking the author’s advice. I don’t want to argue with anyone, and I certainly don’t want to have sex with lesbians (I’m here for the comments), but I have never seen so many negative replies to an article. Don’t get me wrong, I understand the negativity, but other articles on this site with content that would be described by some as WAY worse is often ignored or doesn’t have nearly the same amount of negative replies. It’s almost as if lesbians were waiting for this to come out.
             I have no desire to infringe upon your sexual lives; I understand you don’t like this guy, but the topic of sex and seducing girls is pretty well the theme of this site. I wouldn’t be too surprised.

64. Whoever runs this site is a pencil dick. He just deleted my original comment, setting him and his BS ego tripping straight. He has to hide the fact that someone pointed out his obvious attraction to inexperienced KIDS. Lesbians are women, NOT kids. They don’t want to touch you. They arent shocked and in awe of your grotesque dick. Yes, theyve seen them before. Theyre not little girls. They don’t need to be “taught” to “please” you. Etc etc etc.
    How fast can he delete this one. Lol

    1. So you think a kid can’t be lesbian? Some so called fighter for gay rights you are.

65. If this works she liked dudes all long. other wise she’ll be disgusted and disturbed as soon as you get fresh.

66. I seriously doubt that.

67. On behalf of real lesbians everywhere, let’s clear on thing up. THEY ARE NOT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO MEN.THEY ARE HOMOSEXUAL and attracted to people of the same sex. The advice given article will not in any way change that. It will most likely end in rejection or land you with the authorities for coercing someone into having sex. Unlike the porn industry or what this guy is suggesting, most lesbians that have never had sex with a man before have absolutely no idea about what it entails. The ones there talking about are actually Bisexual Women. If you could end up having sex with her it would be extremely awkward and one woman I have known personally actually BROKE THE MAN’S PENIS TRYING TO PUT A CONDOM ON. So believe me, if you ever needed a reason to stay away from lesbian women there it is.

    1. known personally actually BROKE THE MAN’S PENIS TRYING TO PUT A CONDOM ON
       Say what?
       How is that even possible? Now I’m curious.

68. On Behalf of Real HOMOSEXUAL Lesbians everywhere, this article will not work unless the woman is BISEXUAL. Lesbians are attracted to people of the same sex and this advice will only end in rejection or involvement with law enforcement. Lesbians don’t want to have sex with men because they are not sexually attracted to them. It’s the same as a homosexual man trying to convince a heterosexual one that he can enjoy having sex with other men. As for inexperience, I know of 2 OF MY EX-GIRLFRIENDS WHO ALMOST HAD SEX WITH THE SAME MAN. They only thing he managed to teach them was PENISES CAN BREAK VERY EASILY SO BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU PUT A CONDOM ON HIM!!!! Keep it in mind that trying to have sex with someone who has no idea what they’re doing can be dangerous as well as awkward.

    1. Real homosexual lesbians. Because only real homosexuals are real lesbians, all those bisexuals are lesser beings than us.

69. this is the most disgusting piece of trash i have ever read in my entire laugh omfg straight people please stop talking/wrtiting about non straight people you literaly know nothing whatsoever its like watching an abled body person talk about the struggles of being handicapped its actually mindblowing how you all think you know everything. this is just disgusting this is so awful why does this articel exist why does no one give validity to non straight orientations oh my god

    1. So straight people are the problem. Not homophobes? Straights are synonymous with homophobes. Then all gay people are straight haters. It’s synonymous. It is. Pretty sure it is. Cause I said so.

       1. Some of them are not homophobes but butthurt

70. You’re a piece of shit! Seriously no lesbian is gonna want to fuck you or any man, you want to know why? Cause they’re gay, you know what that means? Obviously you don’t, with your pea minded brain.

71. This article is absolutely disgusting. It’s basically teaching people how to overpower women’s sexual boundries. I have been reading through some of these comments and I am so dissapointed. “Some women are just lesbians in college to get attention”. Yes there are some idiotic people out there who try to use their sexuality to solicit attention, but that is tiny minority of people who identify as anything other than heterosexual. People always wonder why woomen always have their guard up and are never willing to trust easily. This is one of the many reasons why. “Let’s just be friends.” This is pure emotional manipulation and any man who tries to “seduce a lesbian” is probably an uneducated idiotic piece of trash.

    1. A tiny minority isn’t a minority unless you can prove it. So go get me some proof pal. Otherwise, you’re no more credible than a man or woman stating all humans are bisexual by nature. Dogs are the same. And they deserve the same respect. So stop calling them inferior and start putting yourself in their shoes. They’re smarter than you lead them on to be.

       1. Can you stfu

72. this is disgusting. I wish egotistical bastards like you didn’t exist. Sadly you do. If only you could understand the words, “no” or “I’m not interested in you.”
    And no, I’m not a lesbian. I’m not some femi-nazi. I’m truly disgusted after reading this article, from the perspective of a straight woman.

    1. I don’t see you going to bars beating up on lesbians for not taking no from a straight woman for an answer. So get that go pro ready, and prove me wrong buddy.

73. Hello! I want to point some things here because I am PISSED OFF. Before any smart asses tell me how I’m going on a “period rage” I just want to say that mine passed 2 weeks ago. This is actually extremely homphobic and proves how much cis straight men (Yes, I know I’m gonna get the “not all men” bullshit replies) like to oversexualize and fetishize lesbians. Anyone who does try the things in the article can gojump in a huge bottomless pit bc you’re not going to get your lesbian. Lesbians are girls platonically or sexualy attracted to girls only. They kiss, have sex, ect. for THEIR pleasure and because they love eachoter. They are NOT here to sexually excite you or do things for YOUR pleasure. Translation for all of the people who suport this article is: Go fuck yourself.

    1. Also? Are you so fucking stupid to think lesbians have never seen a dick before or would “look at it in awe”. They aren’t children. The only time I hope a lesbian sees your dick at all is when she’s cutting it off.

       1. They wouldn’t waste their time here like you are. They have more class than you do. And saying “Not all men” is no more, no less, bullshit than what you’re saying.

    2. It’s fascinating to watch the carpetlickers come out and pronounce that lesbians can be platonically or sexually attracted to girls only. You’d think they’d never taken a class on gender fluidity or their own side of politics’ view that sexuality itself is fluid.

74. What the fucking hell. Disgusting bullshit. My list of “People I Never Want To Hear About Again If It’s Not About Their Death” just got a bit longer…

    1. What makes you any better? Aside from what you can say that you supposedly don’t do.

75. “blame patriarchy for the evils of the world”
    Well I usually don’t, but you make a good case for it. My gods.

    1. Pretty sure only people with autism would use one person as an example for a whole. This coming from someone with a legal legit HIGH FUNCTIONING Autism diagnosis dating back since middle school.

       1. I have mild autism (Aspergers), and way too many people are overreacting to this article.

76. lol no surprise this dude’s twitter is full of meninist bullshit, what a dipshit. someone keep a watch on this rapey douchebag, this article wreaks of pseudo-pedophilia. just, seriously. that “teaching them to love your dick” bit is so creepy, from any standpoint. what the fuck, man.

    1. Not enough people keep a watch on you then. Saying words like menist as if it’s wrong to be in support of men like feminists are in support of women.
       Check your privilege.

77. How to get a straight man as a gay man: Call them bruh and label every borderline gay action with “bro” and “no homo” to lure them into the false idea of safety and comfort with a fellow bro

    1. Nah. Just be logical with them.
       “You don’t wanna do me cause I’m a dood? What’s the difference between a mans ass and a womans aside from a penis? I’m not asking you to take my cock into your mouth or ass. Just to fuck me.”
       “Huh… I guess I can try.”

78. So literally all you’ve accomplished is a more subtle, insidious way of telling a lesbian they haven’t found the right man yet.

    1. Plenty of lesbians claim they became lesbian because they found the wrong man.

       1. No one “becomes” lesbian. You either are or you aren’t. I’m sorry you can’t detect when someone is being facetious.

          1. So you agree with fluidity of gender but not sexuality? That’s an inconsistent position, and not what MSM or more specialised information networks tell us:
             http://www.oprah.com/relationships/Why-Women-Are-Leaving-Men-for-Lesbian-Relationships-Bisexuality
             http://womenosophy.com/reasons-women-lesbian-relationships

79. What this jackass is describing, grooming and isolating his victims. is the behavior of a sexual predator.
    And men wonder why women are always mistrustful and on guard.

    1. And yet not enough men are mistrustful and on guard. Ever heard of a female sexual predator? They exist in large numbers. In the gay community to.

       1. Sexual predators are almost always male. Rapists are almost exclusively male, even those who rape other men. That is why women are mistrustful of men.
          The author of this article, a male is giving step-by-step instructions on the grooming and isolation, the manipulation, of lesbian women. The author, Mr Crowly is trivializing their sexuality, their identity. He is perpetuating the misogynous treatment of women for his own sexual gratification, with little regard for their own personal desires. In doing so, he is removing their humanity.
          He is a rapist.
          But you are going to try to redirect the conversation. Why? Because you’re offended? Because I didn’t clarify my statement by saying “not all men”? Grow up.
          The fact remains, heterosexual men that target lesbians are sexual predators. Any person who manipulates another for the purpose of sex is a sexual predator.

          1. “Any person who manipulates another for the purpose of sex is a sexual predator.”
             By that analysis, all the girls on SeekingArrangement.com are sexual predators.

          2. Come on, man. Anyone going to that website is fully aware of what they’re getting into. The website is called “Seeking Arrangements” for crying out loud!
             What this pig is describing, grooming and isolating his victims. is predatory. It’s what pedophiles do!
             Here’s a question for you. Would this same behavior be acceptable if his victims were male?

          3. Pedophiles are able to groom because kids are immature and don’t know any better. Are you saying women and/or lesbians are immature and need to be protected like children?

          4. Wow, you really need to brush up on your reading comprehension.
             “Grooming and Isolating” involves deceit for the purpose of gaining trust and control. It’s dishonest. It’s abuse. Whether of not the women willingly submit is beside the point because they submit under the false pretenses of a sexual predator.
             And you never answered my question.
             Would this creep’s behavior be acceptable if his victims were male?”

          5. I don’t have to because it’s irrelevant. I take it from your failure to answer my question that you do, indeed, think women and/or lesbians as immature and need to be protected like children. Ever heard of the phrase ‘caveat emptor’?

          6. Nothing I wrote suggests I think lesbians, or women in general, are “immature and need to be protected like children.” Those are your words, not mine.
             Calling out this douche bag on his predatory behavior isn’t about protecting women, you slime ball. Real men don’t have to trick people into having sex with them.
             Buyer beware? So, what? Are you’re the type of scum bag that would infect someone with an STI and say, “Oh well, caveat emptor”?
             And yes, my question is relevant. The fact that you refuse to answer tells my what kind of dirt bag you really are.

          7. Nothing I wrote suggests I think lesbians, or women in general, are “immature and need to be protected like children.” Those are your words, not mine.
             Calling out this creep on his predatory behavior isn’t about protecting women. Real men don’t have to trick people into having sex with them. People who do are sexual predators.
             Buyer beware? So, what? Are you’re the type of jackass that would infect someone with an STI and say, “Oh well, caveat emptor”?
             And yes, my question is relevant. The fact that you refuse to answer tells my what kind of dirt [email protected] you really are.

          8. Try not to repeat yourself. I realise you’re getting mad, but there’s no need to keep clicking the reply button repeatedly.
             “Nothing I wrote suggests I think lesbians, or women in general, are “immature and need to be protected like children.” Those are your words, not mine.”
             Your words are quite emphatic that’s exactly what’s required:
             “What this pig is describing, grooming and isolating his victims. is predatory. It’s what pedophiles do!”
             As I said, pedophiles groom children and are successful at it because children are immature and don’t know any better. So again, is your view that women are immature and need to be protected from grooming like children are?
             “Real men don’t have to trick people into having sex with them.”
             Please identify where the trick lies. I’m amused by the idea you think PUA techniques involve some sort of magic.
             “Buyer beware? So, what? Are you’re the type of jackass that would infect someone with an STI and say, “Oh well, caveat emptor”?”
             Are you now adding to your assertion and saying that anyone who uses PUA techniques is infected with a STI? If not, why do you make that assertion?
             Again, caveat emptor applies here. Do you say it has no application?

          9. Nothing I wrote suggests I think lesbians, or women in general, are “immature and need to be protected like children.” Those are your words, not mine.
             This isn’t about protecting women. It’s about calling out this creep on his predatory behavior!. Real men don’t have to trick people into having sex with them.
             Buyer beware? Really? So… what? Are you’re the type of irresponsible dog that would infect someone with an STI and say, “Oh well, caveat emptor”?
             And yes, my question is relevant. The fact that you refuse to answer tells my what kind of low life you really are.

          10. You keep insisting that I’m equating women with children. What is it that you don’t understand? A predator is a predator. The target is irrelevant! Stop deflecting.
              “Please identify where the trick lies.
              Do you know what a “Confidence Game” is? It’s about gaining trust in order to take advantage. This article is a How-To piece on predatory sex! PUAs are sexual predators!
              “Are you now adding to your assertion and saying that anyone who uses PUA techniques is infected with a STI?”
              No. But a pick up artist is more likely to lie about his health. That is the point I’m trying to make,

          11. “You keep insisting that I’m equating women with children. What is it
              that you don’t understand? A predator is a predator. The target is
              irrelevant!”
              I don’t insist. I’m asking whether you do equate women with children, because your responses necessarily imply that statement.
              As it is, the target makes all the difference. We have laws against children working below a certain age because they can be taken advantage of. We have laws against children having sex below a certain age because they are immature and can be taken advantage of. Adult human beings do not have the benefit of those laws because they’re presumed to be in full possession of their faculties and have to take responsibility for their own decisions. You are suggesting, by saying PUA artists ‘groom’ women, that women are not mature and cannot make decisions for themselves about who they sleep. You are therefore taking the very patriarchal stance on women you seem to be railing against.
              “Do you know what a “Confidence Game” is? It’s about gaining trust in
              order to take advantage. This article is a How-To piece on predatory
              sex! PUAs are sexual predators!”
              So you keep saying, but as we’ve already established, you don’t have a basis for doing so because you have yet to answer why you regard women as having less than full faculties for deciding who they have sex with.
              Again: identify where the trick lies. Identify where you say consent is obtained by fraud, particularly given it’s a lesbian who is being approached by a man for sex. Do you say a lesbian being asked to have sex by a PUA is having her mind overwhelmed such that she cannot consent?
              “No. But a pick up artist is more likely to lie about his health. That is the point I’m trying to make,”
              On what statistical basis do you say a PUA is more likely to lie about his health than any person who has the prospect of having sex with someone else? And why have you started making this point when the remainder of your responses, QED, make no references to sexual health at all?

          12. “I’m asking whether you do equate women with children…”
              Not at all. As a matter of fact, I think most women are smarter than men. I might even go so far as to say the “full-on gold-star lesbians” that Mr Crowley claims to have “seduced” were bull$hitting Crowley as much as he thought he was them.
              Lesbians aren’t stupid. They now that most straight men go to lesbian bars to fulfill some stupid hetero ego stroke.
              Every
              straight man thinks his prick is a magical instrument with which he can
              perform miracles. (Some gay men, too.) . But that’s not the point.
              “On what statistical basis do you say a PUA is more likely to lie about
              his health than any person who has the prospect of having sex with
              someone else?”
              A pick up artist, by his very nature, is a liar, a deceiver. A PUA does whatever is necessary to get what he wants. It’s not about the target. The target is irrelevant because the target is nothing more than a means to an end. By this definition, Crowley is a sexual predator.
              And that is the point.

          13. “Not at all. As a matter of fact, I think most women are smarter than men. I might even go so far as to say the “full-on gold-star lesbians” that Mr Crowley claims to have “seduced” were bull$hitting Crowley as much as he thought he was them.”
              Then there’s no need for your pearl-clutching histrionics about ‘grooming’, because it did not take place.
              “A pick up artist, by his very nature, is a liar, a deceiver. A PUA does whatever is necessary to get what he wants.”
              Do you say that any man doing whatever a woman wants him to do, being necessary to have sex with her, is therefore a PUA?
              And again, since you still haven’t answered the question: where is the trick? Do you say consent was obtained by deceit, and if so, how?
              And lastly, answer the question I asked, not the straw man you set up: identify the statistical basis upon which you say a PUA is more likely to lie about his health than any person who has the prospect of having sex with someone else.
              “The target is irrelevant because the target is nothing more than a means to an end.”
              If so, then you are indeed equating women and lesbians with children who cannot decide for themselves whether or not they should have sex. Do you say that the women and/or lesbians in these cases did not want to have sex with the PUA?

          14. Dude, Stop trolling me.
              The fact is, this article claims to teach men how to be a sexual predator.
              Color it however you want. It’s deceitful, and dishonest. The only thing missing is how to slip a drug in her drink.
              Pi$$ off, $cum [email protected]!

          15. Why can’t you answer the question? I’ll cut it down to a single one: do you say that the women and/or the lesbians in these cases did not want to have sex with the PUA?

          16. I’m tired of this redundant argument. I’ve already answered your question several times. Just scroll up.
              Stop trolling me!

          17. You’ve yet to answer the question once. You need to stop accusing people of trolling to try and dodge answering it. Are you saying the women and/or lesbians in these cases did not want to have sex with the PUA?

          18. That is irrelevant to my point, which you have persistently tried to sidetrack.
              With each of your questions, we move further away from the point. Whether or not these women want to f#ck him is irrelevant because he is not the person that he is pretending to be! He is a sexual predator. Period!
              Now pi$$ off!

          19. If you want to use nasty words you don’t have to amusingly censor yourself, my dear fuckw!t.
              My question is rather the point. Consent to sex is consent to sex, nothing more. Children can’t meaningfully give it, which is why having sex with kids is illegal. Adults can. For the fifth time: identify the trick. Identify where consent is obtained by fraud. Are you saying these women did not want to have sex with the PUA guy?
              How about this one: do you think women present themselves as they really are when they want to have sex with a guy? A woman who puts on makeup, brushes her hair, shaves, etc, etc, is a sexual predator by your definition.
              How about a woman who chats with someone on tinder, sets up a meeting date, and then doesn’t show up, as women are advocating they should do under the #WasteHisTime2016 hashtag. Are they sexual predators, seeing as they are not the people they are pretending to be?
              Also, per your quote–
              “Whether or not these women want to f#ck him is irrelevant…”
              –so you say a woman’s consent to sex doesn’t matter at all, that only the guy’s consent and intent matters? You do realise this is implicitly advocating rape when you say something like that?

          20. You’re an idiot troll.

          21. So we’re down to ad hominems now. That’s fine: just proves you have no answers to my questions.

          22. Wrong. I bet you don’t even count the amount of teachers who’ve been caught doing it with their male students.
              You’re a fucking disgusting fuck for trying to peddle the same “men are the only ones who do this on average” bs statistics. Prove it or KYS.
              Statistics you use though probably come from shit sites like Salon, and a good amount of fact checking will find a shit ton of unaccounted for shit.

          23. You must be illiterate. I never said, “men are the only ones who do this”
              Read my comment again.
              “Sexual predators are almost always male. Rapists are almost exclusively male, — even those who rape other men. That is why women are mistrustful of men”
              That fact that you continue to insist that women sexual predators
              outnumber, or even equal the number of, their male counterparts shows a
              complete disconnect with reality.
              You are living in a Penthouse Forum
              fantasy world where hot teachers routinely walk inexperienced teenage
              boys through puberty.

          24. So again, not providing actual proof. Kill yourself. You’re living in a cuck fantasy you fucking manchild. The fantasy of a brainwashed pig.
              And women wonder why men are becoming more mistrustful and on guard. Because they let you speak for them. So their lies become obvious.

          25. Hahahahahaa….😂😂
              You need to brush up on your reading comprehension. Dumbass! 😂😂😂

          26. Again, kill yourself. If absence of proof was tangible, you could hang yourself with it.

          27. Why would I kill myself when I’m having so much fun laughing at your ignorance?

    2. Come on. Straight women having a desire to fuck gay men also exist; why are they not criticized? I have no interest in fucking a lesbian, but way too many people are overreacting to this article.

80. This is sickening. Like, oh my god, what the fuck is wrong with you people?

81. this is such fucking bullshit. im a fucking lesbian and you cant ‘seduce’ us. lesbian means WE DON’T LIKE DICK! so fuck off and let us love. stop trying to get us to sleep with you, because you think we are faking it just to tease you or something. we deserve a little respect.

    1. A little respect? So trying to privilege you into believing you when you say that all gay people are the same is a little respect? That’s quite ass full of respect their buddy. Check your privilege kid.

82. This is the pinnacle of all patriarchal values- believeing we can choose our sexuality, treating women like a piece of meat, and demonising women for not wanting to fuck your dumb ass. I can almost smell the fedora.

    1. Like a piece of meat? I think the smell is coming from your own fedora. Men have been treated like meat since the beginning of society. Forced to go to war like meat fodder by men being ruled by female superiors? Yep. Patriarchy is matriarchy in disguise. Run by women, for women, and having dickless dickweed men as the spokespersons. Namely politicians.

       1. Men were more superior than women, women were treated like a piece of meat not men

    2. Another lesbian in this comment section claimed women turn lesbian out of disgust for men, and here you are saying that’s just the “patriarchy”. Which is it? SJWs don’t seem to agree with anything anymore.

83. How to Seduce a Lesbian as a Straight Man
    1. You don’t. You are not the gender they are sexually attracted to.
    2. If you follow this advice, the only chances you’ll be getting are chances of getting kicked in the balls.

    1. Then I suppose a group of black bars are the reward for said lesbian. Especially if she’s in America and butch.

84. This article makes me want to run right out and become a lesbian, because I would do that a hundred times before I’d let someone like you get anywhere near me.

85. I very seriously doubt that, but then again Miracles can happen.

86. “It’s no secret that many lesbians aren’t lesbians because they like women, but because they hate men”
    Perhaps it’s because you are not a lesbian, nor identify with the LGBT community (obviously), but that’s a pretty ignorant statement. I wonder, where are you getting all this research from? It’s actually no secret that many people make the stupid assumption that lesbians are men-haters. Now I am straight male, but my sister is a lesbian, and one of my best friends is a lesbian. I have talked to a lot of them and I am all for their receiving equal rights and the general respect of others. It’s guys like you that make the rest of us look bad. Why is it so hard to believe that there are women who love women?
    Why is it easier for straight men to think “Oh, they just hate men – they don’t really like women” I would simply ask that before you write something that could potentially influence males across the nation, be sure you know what you are talking about. Sexuality is not some science that allows you to develop cheat equations. It’s more than that. My sister i a feminine lesbian and men approach her all the time. When she says she has a girlfriend, they ask stupid questions, like “Why do you hate men?” “You haven’t had the right dick yet, huh?” Little do they know, she’s known her whole life, having crushes on girls since grade school – and it was difficult for her to accept for years, since we are a conservative Christian family. She loves women, like all other lesbians. And most of them like women because that’s what they like. This goes farther than your seemingly “helpful” article with all your shit speculation. All these bullshit stereotypes should abolished, only then will people accept that there are men who love men and women who love women. And that’s okay. But don’t act like some research pro or sexuality expert.
    Plainly – get your shit straight =)

    1. How do you know the LGBT community all identifies with you though? That’s the same level of privileged preconceived notions that the so called straight people have about gays. As if straight means homophobe.
       Git gud bruh. You ain’t the greatest example of an LGBT fighter.

87. Oh-the”ARTIST”- WHAT AN ALPHA MALE YOU MIGHT BE…THATS WHY YOU CHASE BUTCHES. MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME OUT OF THE CLOSET, MR. ARTIST. WE ALL KNOW HOW THINGS ARE IN THE ARTS FIELD.

88. By the the way Rupert straight alpha male honey, i wanna see your straight face. [email protected] if you ever wanna talk. I’m just curious. And by the way , your blog is funny.

89. Virgin

90. This entire article makes me cringe

91. tbh this comes off like a how to guide for emotional manipulation and rape. aka ur fucking disgusting.

92. Waw u people all need to get a life.
    If u don’t like same one don’t go crazy on them and try to change the world where all people can be happy. Also I’m fat and I might have a small one all do that will not change my heart. If same one steps on it, will damege it so what say u?
    Want to help or step on it ??

93. Wow… Way to make a woman trust you and turn around and betray it! I never knew I just didn’t know how cock is!!!! May I forever be corrected in pleasing the master sex!

94. This whole thing is one big lie/fantasy after another. If you’re a real lesbian, a man coming on to you is sickening, especially the more he tries. It’s the same as how straight men feel when gay men hit on them. And we already know all you want from women is sex, so we know you’re not really our friend. Straight women are the ones who believe men and women can just be friends. And pretending like you think we’re not hot enough for you and talking about all the girls you allegedly screw? 100% don’t want to hear it. It amazes me straight women like men at all, so why would I want to hear about hot straight women doing a man instead of me??? This guy, like so many straight guys, is so clueless.
    Oh, p.s. I don’t tell men to their face that they objectify women or talk about being “queer,” but that doesn’t mean anything. Most straight men consider me the “cool” woman, but I still secretly look down on men and would never tell them I’d never ever touch them physically. I just laugh at them to myself or with other (straight) women when they try it with me.

    1. “If you’re a real lesbian, a man coming on to you is sickening, especially the more he tries.”
       No True Scotsman Fallacy.

       1. You are a beast, man! You’re just surfing through all the articles here, slaughtering the new trespassers! XD

       2. It is true

    2. Remember, men are the rulers, men built nations..women were just like cattles, once sold as properties. Women identifying lesbian or not doesn’t matter ultimately. If you said the hardwired orientation of gay men, that I could agree. So called Lesbians, OTOH switch their orientation according to their choice. Besides, The orientation is never something that men cared at all..they look for fuck hole and boobs. If it’s there, you’re a fuckable woman. That’s it. The civilized nature of todays men helps feminists/lesbians to still thrive among white people.

       1. i feel bad for ur mom

95. Years ago i fucked an lesbian, and my tactic was simple: I was friendly and sexual in rhe same time. Was a weird experience, in the begining was really nice and totally new experience but in the end i felt that she was unconfortable with the situation maybe bwcause i fucked her in her in a party full of her friends.

96. Lesbian is an overused term to describe a female who uses sex and “gay fun” with other women to blur the fact that “feels” she doesn’t want a man in her life but in reality, needs one.

97. Brilliant advice! This is exactly the kind of reverse psychology game you need to bag a lesbian! The key here is to remember that female sexuality is socially molded, as opposed to biologically set like with men. As such, a direct approach of hitting on her would not work even if she found you appealing; she’d deny your advances for fear of what that would imply for her identity as a lesbian, and her respect within lesbian circles.
    Given that, you need to subconsciously implant the idea that sleeping with you would not be a statement on her preferences for one sex over another, or compromise her social worth within the LBGT community. Rather, because women value nothing more than wanton personal freedom, in order to bang her you have to frame the choice of having sex with you as liberating in her own mind. She has to think of the idea of sex with you as an opportunity to experience some breathing room from the restrictions a label like “lesbian” entails. If you can do that, you’re in! This is my own personal strategy, and it’s worked wonders!

98. is it me or this is more about a guy proving he can get any bi-curious girls and straight girls than others and try to disguise these girls as lesbians. this article is ridiculous, both parties involved need to want to get in the relationship, a lesbian wants a girlfriend, not a boyfriend.

    1. Women sexual fluidity is an active subject. Women can be attracted to Orang Utangs, Gorillas as well as between themselves and the severe penis-envy typed will go for gender replacement which still cannot make them equal to a man. This is the world of Man, the aggressive, violent yet mostly peaceful males that you lot wants to believe to be “inferior” to you as your governments and feminist propagandists wanted you to believe. Men are merciful that European/American first world women can enjoy feminism, lesbianism etc etc. Remember men are hard wired to be the dominant gender. Butch lesbian or no women are equal to an aggressive male.

99. What the fuck is this stupid shit? Who ever wrote this, kill yourself.

100. Hmmm, Interesting. I’ve had a few situations in the past where I’ve questioned a woman’s “Lesbianity” (I made that word up). She was a Stud, could pass for a Stem (yep I know what that means). I didn’t feel wrong…or right about it, just piqued my interest. I didn’t act on it, and I felt I should have for the joy of the life experience. Now I didn’t question her character, nor personality or anything like that. She is cool as fuck, had mad style and funny jokes. I even remember dancing with her, in a playful bump n grind style, that even made her home-girls question her for a moment, and even stepped in and…..”blocked”…I guess after the dancing grew more sensual. (I’m a pretty decent dancer). I found that hilarious, because usually it’s the lesbian friend saving the straight girl, not vice versa. Overall I’ve always been cool with certain types of Lesbians as the author mentioned above. Lesbians that have chosen their way of life strongly for their Love and attraction to Women, are ALWAYS cool with me. Lesbians that have chosen their way of life strongly for their hate and disgust with Men, I like to keep as much distance from them as they do for me. (That last part is theoretical, because I have YET to encounter the latter kind of Lesbian.)

101. Reading these comments was very amazing. Thank You All! 🙂 lol

102. Another dude that has sex with a bisexual woman who was a virgin and thinks she was a lesbian lol s piece of advice from a real goldstar lesbian to you bro don’t be naive dude lol

103. Just like the predators you are! You’re a f*cking SCUMBAG!

104. Men accommodate women. Women, especially in first world countries wanted to believe they are equals! This political correctness must end. MGTOWs and such groups are increasing. Imagine the fate of these proud feminazis and proud lesbians – when men crushes them? A lesbian can sleep with a man and if a man wants he can penetrate into a Lesbian vagina. Just that, men respect that and does not want to rape. Even today, Lesbians with pride are humbled by a simple tight, thick slap from a Patriarch. Yes, down feminism, down lesbianism. Women are like cattle. Their sexual orientation is supposedly fluid . All what matter is whether you got a vagina for a man to enter or not.

105. WOW- what a pathetic, ego-maniacal, snake-pit! Christ dudes- don’t you have chicks, that are interested in dick, that you could be pursuing? This isn’t like an amateur baseball game- something you do, just for kicks, to see if you can win. Do you guys think it’s all about YOU?! If you want to herd sheep, to teach em who’s boss, go be a lowly sheep herder. While you’re at it- you can hump one and they won’t put up too much of a fuss. Come to think of it- that’s where syphilis came from.

106. um, trying to seduce people without concern for what they want is a great way to accidentally traumatize people.

107. You need to fuck off in hell forever, burn there for all eternity. My butch girlfriend can fuck me every day for the rest of my life and use a strap-on, just her hands, or my vibrator, I don’t care. And she can fuck me GOOD. I let her slap my ass and I come harder because of it every single time. I know she’s never going to get me pregnant and we’re STILL GOING TO HAVE KIDS BY ADOPTION, how’s that for you and your fucking limp, crusty dick? You’re not magic, you fucking dirty rapist motherfucker. You can keel over and die with this rape bullshit, I fucking MEAN it

     1. Someone got triggered

108. The comments here are still utter gold. I’ve seen articles on LGBT sites of how a lesbian can seduce a straight girl and all the comments are like “yaaas queen slay”, but put it the other way around and they lose their shit.

109. I think this is just sick, if she doesent like guys, don’t make her, I mean kissing and stuff can be fun if she wants it, don’t trick her to be your friend just to have sex, be her friend then if the sex happens then it’s fine, but don’t plan it all out!

110. She is dancing with the devil,,,and she wants your sperm….

111. Maybe not to different from guys who fuc$ other guys,,down low,,tee hee better than a vagina…tee hee

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