How To Get Laid In Dublin, Ireland

Ireland has pretty much recovered from the subprime crisis and now attracts big tech companies, prompting young girls from everywhere to look for jobs there. Dublin is at the epicenter of this boom, and with its relatively small size and welcoming citizens, the Irish capital is more down-to-earth than London.

In Dublin, you have a choice of over twenty youth hostels in Dublin, with prices starting at around €13 per night. Book a long time in advance for long periods, as some events in the city—like the Six Nations Championship—attract a lot of tourists, leading to accommodation shortages.

I have been staying at four youth hostels in the city center, where you will find two kinds of girls: the one who is studying English for a limited period of time in a private school, and the one who tries to get set up for a long-term period but hasn’t found a job yet. The diversity of ethnicities is astounding, and you must adapt your game accordingly…

Latinas (South and Central America)


Most Latinas come to Dublin alone. They are good-looking and aware of their value. More often than not, they are open to having a good time. As they are not brainwashed by the feminist agenda, you can approach them easily, and this can lead to a date quite quickly.

I noticed that young Latinas are into religion, and Masses in Spanish are held weekly in some churches. Don’t be afraid to go to Mass with one of these girls if you know the basics of Catholicism. A spiritual game with them can give good results.

Brazilian Girls


Dublin attracts a lot of Brazilians who are fed up with their corrupt government. Unfortunately, most Brazilian women come with their husbands. To optimize your chances to meet a single Brazilian girl, you can use a dating app like OkCupid. A good date would be in a Brazilian restaurant: there are a lot of them in Dublin, and this will be a good occasion to let her speak about her country. Discussions about politics are endless with them.

Spanish And Italian Girls

These girls are harder to approach because Spanish and Italians in Dublin tend to recreate their national communities. Like their South and Central American counterparts, they tend to prefer fun conversations.
I recently scored with an Italian girl by playing the romantic crd. All I had to do was to tell her directly that I often thought of her. This helped us get going quickly: after a nice meal, I escalated with her fast.

French Girls


French girls are uptight and if you are a French national, forget about them. French girls travel around Europe to ride the international cock carousel. If you want a French girl, remember that you must sound like the most traveled and exotic man possible. You still have to be careful: French girls who have a college degree tend to be SJWs, so you may endure some boring globohomo stuff.

Staying at a youth hostel has its share of challenges, as sex is difficult in a dorm. A certain budget is required to get private rooms.

Your Quota Of Irish Girls


Dublin does not have the same level of talent as, say, Eastern Europe. The typical Irish girl is not an innate beauty: they are often ridiculously tanned, and contrary to stereotypes, I never bumped into a hot redhead during my stay.

To meet Irish girls, you need to use dating apps such as Tinder. A quick scroll of the talent on them indicates that most Irish girls aren’t totally submitted to the globalist agenda: for example, they don’t have many tattoos. If you start interacting with one of them, they may use the expression: “any craic with you?” Craic basically means “fun” in Irish, and girls there are constantly in the mood for fun things to do.

Irish girls are relatively more conservative than their English counterparts, as Catholicism has left a profound mark in the Irish spirit. This explains why Irish commonly have a good number of siblings. Your game with Irish girls in three easy steps:

1. Find a good venue

Don’t have your first date in a pub. This is a newbie mistake, as pubs are really crowded and not the ideal venue for a decent conversation. Plus, the risk of being cockblocked is high. Instead, go for a drink in a central public place such as the Ilac Center or the Epicurean Food Hall.

2. Let her do the talking

Most Irish girls I have met are friendly. They don’t usually feed you with globalist bullshit, so this is a great relief. Add your insight on any subject, and don’t forget to sound well-traveled. I also noticed that some popular Irish TV series like Father Ted are worth mentioning at some point.

3. Close the deal by saying “I kind of like you.”

Go on a walk with her. If she is comfortable with you, she will be okay. A thirty minute walk is enough. Learn to use the elements: if it starts raining, which is likely, share your umbrella to get closer to her or put your arm around her. You will be able to measure her interest in you. My go-to phrase was, “I kind of like you,” followed by, “I would like to know you more, but I will be moving back to my country soon.”

If you want to stay in Dublin for an extended period of time, I would not recommend you have a long=term relationship with an Irish girl. They cannot cook and have bad health habits. A Coke in a handbag is a common habit of Irish girls.

Conclusion

There are countless opportunities to date girls from different backgrounds in Dublin, and the city is less snobby than other capital cities in Europe. I could enjoy many opportunities over a four-month period, which is a higher success rate than in other Western Europe capital cities.

I have not the opportunity to experience Dublin beyond that due to the cost: Dublin is a real financial challenge unless you are able to land a job at Google or Amazon. For example, € 1,200 is the going rater for a one-bedroom apartment, which will be badly insulated in most cases. However, Dublin is a good city to practice your game in Europe.

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48 thoughts on “How To Get Laid In Dublin, Ireland”

  1. gotta get it in before the muslums invade that beautiful country too, there aren’t many places left

  2. This guy is pretty spot on. But he missed a very important piece of advice . Go to Coppers!! That’s where the clunge is at. And Irish girls generally appreciate honesty . You can tell them they look hot or tell them you’re wondering what they’d look like half naked . Craic is very important , keep it light hearted have a dance a laugh. Don’t take it too seriously , but do be masculine , they like a real man ! Happy hunting and remember if you can’t lift her, don’t shift her.
    Been living here my whole life.

    1. Hostel sex blows though (pardon the pun). It’s lame how the only feasible place you are guaranteed some element of privacy to shag girls at the sexiest they’ll ever be (average age of backpackers in Europe is probably not much more than 23) is stand up sex in the scummy shower block.

  3. Only problem is how friggin’ expensive Ireland is for either drinking or eating out, thus emphasising the universal “no money no honey” motif.
    Anything that comes between two pieces of bread was like $10 USD when I was there, and don’t get me started on just having 2 or 3 pints of Guinness just to get in the swing of things.

  4. Irish girls are ugly sluts. The problem is they, like English, Scottish, and Welsh girls, tend to have a harsh shit-tests and might openly make fun of you on first meeting or be uncouth.
    I think it’s because they know they have reputations as easy and know they aren’t pretty, so they get nastier to protect their egos. (Similar to how black women in the U.S. are often extremely mean/nasty when men hit on them, but yet are also unattractive and easy, statistically).
    So if you’re hitting on an Irish girl and you aren’t repelled by her looks, you need to have a thick skin to ignore her crap, which is often amplified by alcohol. But if you can push through that and hold your frame, you’ll probably get at least a handjob the first night you meet her.

    1. Irish supplanted the WASPs here in the US, namely in Boston. I wonder if US Brits and Irish look better, everytime I hear a cute English accent the woman’s fugly. Attractive Americans of English or Irish descent are not uncommon though.

  5. Ireland sucks’s. Neither the men or women are exactly the pinnacle of our white Europeanhood. Plus it’s expensive as hell.
    Go east, young man. East Europe, that is.

    1. And don’t get me started on the weather. Let’s put it this way….. the weather in England is pretty damn good compared to Ireland. Like rain all the time? Go to Limerick.

      1. Enigma
        Well the weather in Amsterdam is a bit chill and males frequent that place don’t they?

    2. Pinnacle= Nazi Germany. Ireland has Scots in North, English in Dublin. Brits and Irish are closer to eachother racially than nationalism likes to admit. East Europe isn’t for everyone, just ask all the Poles in Ireland.

  6. One big problem with this article and what you forgot to add. Is in Ireland there mass immigration of Muslims and Africans so Ireland will quickly turn into a third world shit hole.

    1. Yes but they better not try any of that terrorist shit in the North, they will find out very quickly that the locals will think nothing of machine gunning the lot of them en masse. They’re not pussies like in the rest of Europe.

      1. Yeah, that’s what they said about the the East Enders, the Manchester folks, the Liverpool toughs, and then, later, the Welsh and the Scots and the Irish.
        They all got rolled by the diversity train. Mass immigration + political propganda=end of Britain with merely a few whimpers.
        Northern Ireland is no different.

    2. Yup. And with a population of less than 6 million, it’s so easy for this small country to get overwhelmed with the hordes of Africa/Middle East.

      1. JOHN
        True. Before the Celtic Tiger the Irish were always trying to move to Australia or the United States.

  7. This works on Irish Girls, or any girls with a sense of humour. You go up to her and say “Hi, You must be from Ireland…(look down at your cock, and back up again into her eyes, give her a cheeky grin)…because I’m Dublin.

  8. I understand that Gypsy girls in the town square of Dublin from Estern Europe suck men off for some ridiculously low price like 20 Euros.
    See, when white women push the market price up high enough, other women undercut it to meet demand.
    So you can spend 200 Euros at the bar and MAYBE get some sex or you can pay some gypsy 20 Euros and get sucked off right on the spot in Dublin.

    1. As a Romanian I can say that 20euro is a lot for a gypsy girl prostitute. Here they do it for 2euro, but in many cases for 1euro and less. :)))

      1. SOY
        Gypsies look like as Indian as an IT coolie to me. There is nothing Romanian about them. I mean they are basically Indians right?

  9. DICK BONER says
    International women in Dublin.
    You can spend 200 or 300 Euros at the bar and the girls get all drunk on your money and then go home and bitchily deride you “Oh, did you see how he was hoping I’d do something with him.”
    Or…you can go and get a blowjob from a gypsy in the Dublin center for 20 Euros.
    In the old days, prostitution was considered an acceptable outlet for young men. There was no shaming in getting blown by hookers. Deep down, many women are turned on by prostitution and fantasize about being road whores (Your Mom does).
    Throw over the porn and at least go out and experience an IRL mouth or snatch.
    And here is the beauty of it. Prostitution is a total free market activity. Women will always undercut other women. So while the Irish daughters of barristers or electricians drink your booze and titter bitchily about you the Eastern European gypsy will polish your knob.
    But for the craziest sex with women, you have to hit Amsterdam.

  10. “You’ll Probably at least Get a Handjob”
    Well that is 300 Euros in the bar well-spent. A hand job, is it.
    For $10 in Dublin square you can get a hand job.
    Lads, listen to your Gen X spokesperson here. Use prostitutes. You get much more service for your money.
    Go to Amsterdam.
    This is what is so stone pathetic about Gen Y-they blow their wad on young women who will do nothing with them and then go home and watch young women being degraded in porn.
    I’m convinced that the rough stuff in porn the last 15 years reflects the anger of Gen Y males.

  11. A QUESTION FOR GEN Y POSTERS
    Why don’t MORE of you go to prostitutes. Since you have to spend enormous amounts of cash on middle-class girls in the bars who MIGHT give you a handjob or you get a better one from yourself back at home at the end of the night yet again in front of the screen wanking off to porn?
    Why not hit prostitutes and experience real sex.
    I know that I a cluttering up the commentator section but I am genuinely curious about the impotence and dicklessness of Gen Y born in the 90’s.

    1. I find paying for sex to be somewhat humiliating. When I envision a man who has to pay a prostitute to touch his penis, I envision a man who has absolutely no characteristics that would draw a heterosexual woman to become intimate with him. I guess what I’m getting at is the fact that I find men who pay for sex to be beta. To me, it’s a step up from watching porn but both are fake and the sex is meaningless.

      1. BURTON
        Beta is when you hang around chicks and get no sex and they ask you for advice on other males.

        1. @Dick Boner Beta is also paying a woman to touch your dong who would otherwise not be in a 10km radius of you.

    1. Because brothels are plentiful in Spain, men do not put women on a pedestal and wont waste hundred bucks on booze to get laid.
      When peoples can have a 19 yo romanian hottie for 50€, it makes them reconsider the value of women.
      I had a co-worker, 50, balding and fat, he spent most of his leaves in Spain for that.
      He told my “why should i try to meet a skank about my age or slightly younger who will just bust my balls and take my hardly earn money ?”
      He is totally right.

      1. VALKOINEN
        I was a young man and lived with two other bachelors my age (22-25) in a pigsty apartment. They were always trying to get sex from white girls. Roommate John paid for a trip to the Grand Canyon and rented an expensive hotel room and the girl PUT OUT once.
        Meanwhile, I was getting nut-busting blowjobs for $40 at that time at a local whore hotel (though I kept quiet about this).
        The white girls that sometimes dropped in and out of our house were all callow, snotty, shallow but pretty young women. John and Mike would blow their paycheck trying to get them drunk or going to the club with them in the hopes of maybe getting laid. Usually they didn’t.
        I meanwhile was simply showing up with $40 at this one hotel and dropping my trousers.

        1. 40 bucks for just a blowjob ? Wow thats expensive. But less than a whole night in a club playing shitty music, 20$ to get in, 100$ the bottle, just to not get laid or not even receiving a handjob as you said.

  12. I am pretty surprised that you don’t mention the loads of Eastern European girls you can meet there. Almost every pretty girl I saw there was from Poland.

  13. GEnX Boner is wrong on “Irish Catholics as Basque”.
    Some Basque have unique markers close to Celts.. but are NOT Irish.
    I was born in Ireland and it is, thanks to the Norman Druid (((Queen))) of England and the crap EU, a country in its death throes.
    The satanic English set Ireland with a fake Protestant vs Catholic conflict then starved out the rest with EU bank debt and immigration.
    Dublin is a waste of time and money.
    Go to Dubai.
    Buy Russian 10s for $200 all night anal.
    Slap them around for $300.
    In the morning they will propose to YOU!
    Do not troll the dank Irish pubs & back alleys.
    Romanian and Polish skags are walking chlamydia infections.

    1. Irish Protestants are lowland Scots and you can SEE Scotland from the Giant’s Causeway so it makes sense that these folks would have drifted to Northern Ireland.
      I’m German-American but wandered around Ireland with some Irish-Americans from my university when I was 20 (1994) in the days of the Eire.
      Back then Spanish were the only foreigners in Ireland.

  14. @TTB
    A lot of Polish girls indeed, but you don’t find them in Youth Hostels, as they are well integrated in Dublin. Lots of Polish grocery stores in Dublin.
    I met a Croatian girl in a youth hostel, she was a 7 but too much into SJW bullshit.

    1. I was in Ireland in 94 (Aged 20) and it was different in the days of the Eire. The only foreigners were Spanish kids.

  15. Thanks for the article. Ireland is a European country that I have not yet visited, and I will probably only go there for a brief stay as a tourist.
    International cities with multiple tourists, guest workers, and mass immigration have many downsides, but an upside is a large and heterogeneous pool of females. About the same in Stockholm and Sweden as a whole.
    Between 2002-2016, while living in Sweden, about 75% of all girls who I met were Swedish, whereas about 25% were non-Swedish (East Asia, Southern Europe, Balkan, Iran etc), which roughly are numbers that are equivalent to the entire demographic landscape.

    1. Thanks for the input William. A brief stay would be enough, indeed. I can’t think of anything that is not expensive there. Eating out and drinking coffee with your date can have a serious impact on your budget 🙂
      National museums are free though

  16. No disrepect, but hostels are for cheap, dirty backpackers.
    Have some self-respect and rent an apartment by the day.
    You should already have the primary and backup poon aligned before arrival, allowing you maximum flexibility to operate on YOUR terms.
    As a bonus, if she has cooking skills, she can demonstrate this in the post-coital breakfast that she serves to you.
    Trust me on this, as an experienced slayer of Europe.

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