Its everyone’s favorite time of year again. Flowers are blooming, the sun is out and birds are singing the beautiful song of spring.
Looks Like He’s Caught a ‘Bird’
A recent year-long study by your fellow “bird watchers” here at Return of Kings has come up with an interesting insight into the young western woman’s mating habits. Oddly enough it seems that hot women – on average – will hibernate roughly half of the year. This cycle is most noticeable in 19-22 year old university girls.
September – October:
The idealized romances of summer time (read: casual sex as far as the eye can see) are coming to an end. As the weather cools so do womens’ firey passions. They know there is a long winter ahead of them and many girls will forgo braving the elements for a more long-term source of companionship. University girls will start the year strong. Hookups will be easy as long as the weather remains warm and sunny. Fun will be the name of the game, but as Halloween comes around, girls -– one by one — will shack up with a guy they started banging in September.
Even though they’re no longer returning to university. Working women still undergo the same process. Summers are filled with partying and good times. Autumn comes and they taper their partying to a smaller social circle and thus land the winter boyfriend to leech attention and affection reserves off of.
November – January:
By this point women are reaching full hibernation mode. As you’ll most likely notice there will be significantly fewer beautiful women roaming around. They’ll be replaced by girls in big coats with scarves who’s hotness is hard to assess. Approaches during this time of the year will lead to peak “I have a boyfriend” responses. However, the holidays bring out a certain nostalgia for girls. The weeks surrounding Christmas are laden with romantic comedies, baked goods and a longing for a Christmas miracle man. Many girls will visit home for the holidays and may be open for some fun in their home towns. (This leaves a pussy-vacuum in University towns, talent will be minimal at this time).
On New Year’s Eve drunkeness and the restlessness associated with “boyfriend cabin-fever” will lead to a peak in infidelity. If you have a harem, things will start getting rocky. Girls will start getting more distant or will drop out entirely.
February:
February 14. The most infamous holiday celebrating all that is dangerous to a quality relationship (excess chocolate and beta boy pampering) — Valentine’s Day. Valentine’s Day marks the turning point in the year. Spring will soon be upon us and girls will either stick around for the long haul or reach the point of critical ass and split. Harems have a 69% chance of completely collapsing, but think on the bright side there will be that many more single girls out there.
In the weeks after valentine’s day online dating sites blow up with just dumped, or lovelorn girls looking for some alpha love. Take advantage of this my fellow player.
March – May:
March and April are usually both pretty quiet. You will definitely see more and more beautiful women dressed in revealing clothing and you should use this as the motivation to approach. Once May rolls around girls the world ’round will be working out to get into shape for the beach, buying new clothing. and generally getting excited for the coming summer. Spring break will be the craziest time here so go hard.
June – August:
Summer is in full swing now and so are the beautiful women. They are fully out of their hibernative state and on the prowl for the good times of summer and the drunken memories held thenceforth.
As an aspiring “world Don Juan” you should observe and note the habits of women. Adopt their patterns for yourself. Start building a harem come the end of summer to last yourself the winter. Use this time to work on yourself and take a break from the grind of game. Come spring, when your girls begin dropping out of the rotation start the hunt once more and prep for the winter.
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This used to be common knowledge back in college. Hot girls would disappear for 4-5 months and magically reappear the first warm day of spring. Still a good article.
Although I don’t doubt your empirical evidence. Down here in Florida they’re fucking us all year ’round.
It’s too warm to wear, like, clothes and stuff.
Because you don’t have “winter.”
Or you can move to the southern US, deal with less feminist bullshit, and enjoy the sights year-round.
More girls out in the summer, but I often get laid more in the winter. I think people drink more in the winter for some reason….
Summer has lots of eye candy but winter – especially in Canada – gives you more excuses to go inside and. . .”keep warm”.
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I suspect summer favours day game while winter favours other games to get her back to your bedroom.
That’s why I always book a vacation to someplace warm over winter break.
Hell yeah. Can’t wait for this summer.
My dick is nice and warm in the winter…
It’s called an HB8 vagina
Nobody on the road, nobody on the beach…
Nobody on the road, nobody on the beach…
Amateurs, all of you!
The best time to prowl for women is during the full moon, during which most of them are ovulating.
The pros know how it works.
A friend of mine who’s a natural shared this insight with me a few years ago. One thing I wonder is how this applies to the southern hemisphere, mainly Brazil, Argentina and Australia. There the seasons are the opposite of us northerners. Winter runs from June to August.
Argentina gets the brunt of that cold weather, thus leading to cold demeanors. That may explain why Roosh had such a bad time there, if he stayed there during the winter season. He’ll have to answer that. November to March the best time to pick up in Brazil, Argentina or Australia.
So correct me if im wrong, but it seems like the moral here to me is that we should embrace the “endless summer” idea, and follow summer around the globe.
It’s been several years but I went to Australia in June-August (our summer, their winter) and bagged a Sydneysider, and Melbournite and a South African tourist. But like Florida, it doesn’t really get cold. Winter in the south means 10 degrees C and it just goes up from there. In Brisbane it is basically 20 degrees (70 degrees F) the whole year while in Darwin “winter” means the temperature drops to 30 degrees C (as opposed to 40 in the summer).
Heres a funny story a female friend of mine get ready for a long read.
She a attractive lawyer who was married to a businessman who cheated on her with his associate.
moved
to another state after she filed for divorce which lasted a year to
finalze. After that somehow got pregnant and married a younger dude
while six months pregnant “at least he got a preup” after the kid turn 2
both went into a divorce and wonder she she cant get a man again.
Every time I see her Ill say in my mind ” Who wants a 44 year old two time divorcee with a 5 yead old kid” heres a question any guy wants her even though shes hot
No way, a 44 year old with a 5 year old shes done for, unless she’s settles for a beta idiot
That has to be right. Having dated single moms, it is just a lousy situation. You have no bloodline authority over her kids and you will never love them. Plus, the kids come first and if they don’t she is one massive fuckup.
Women with children from previous relationships are only good for sport fucking under my current paradigm which has held well for the last 15+ years.
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And never get involved with a female lawyer: they think they fucking know it all.
One way to pull a chick is to feed winter holiday social anxiety.
I used to post on-line personals like “Lay-away Your Man-friend for the Holidays” around mid-October through mid-November. They all want to show up at the Christmas parties on the arm of a “regular” boyfriend.
There is also the sex camel: a creature who will go without coitus or orgasms or anything for long periods of time and then must satiate themselves. However, when they finally drink from the well, they really drink. I dated a fashion model in Shanghai and a buddy of mine suspects she is a sex camel. It was 3 dates spread over 2 years but on the third date she jumped all over me and we spend 22 hours in bed together.